#CMON YALL. PLEASE

[the-silly-man-kaprix]

HELLO PEOPLE OF TUMBLR. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. REALLY.

I have realized a MASSIVE problem in the homosexual oc couple community not just on Tumblr, but EEEEVERYwhere.

TOO MANY GAY COUPLES ARE SEXUALIZED AND TOO MANY LESBIAN COUPLES ARE WHOLESOME.

I do not CARE if this gets me banned. I need to speak. I NEED TO.

I'm not saying that there isn't any wholesome gay couples or... raunchy lesbian couples out there but COME THE FUCK ON!! IT'S A MAJORITY VOTE!!

Make some more!! Get the gays to be more wholesome!! Make the lesbians screw!! CMON!!

MORE DIVERSITY, PEOPLE!!

[ivarismaybecrazy]

RIN PENROSE NEEDS YOUR HELP!

Okay so! Idol corp is now under Brave management and they gave their talents the choice of staying with them or graduating BUT they keep their models, channels, and social accounts. Rin Penrose chose the latter option and will be graduating Idol during November. She explains the situation in this video here.

ALSO IN THIS VIDEO (timestamp of 10:00) SHE EXPLAINS HER LAST WISH (basically.)

No one in Idol (now Brave) had hit 1 mil subscribers. Rin would LOVE to be able to hit that milestone, recive her gold play button, and then graduate. Dissapear. Get hit by truck-kun. You get the gist.

sooooooo, YOU, dear person reading this, SHOULD ABSOLUTELY GO SUBSCRIBE TO HER!!! She is super duper funny and makes very informative shorts about vtubing and operating under a company. Her original songs and cover are also REALLY SUPER GOOD! She is absolutely deserving of 1 million subscribers, plus you'd be able to brag! Who doesn't love bragging!

anyways yeah go subscribe link here DO IT FOR THE FUNNIES YOU GUYS

[iloveacronix]

Sometimes I forget that the vermillion warriors are all siblings and that they're descendants of the Great Devourer, you'd be expecting them to be smart and tough💀 Nyway I love the vermillion generals(especially Machia) they're so stupid.

Well damn tumblr must hate me bc why is the quality so bad.

Alsooooo Cyrus and Machia(MY BBGS OUGHH POOKIEEES I LOVE YOU I FORGIVE YOU LOVE ME BACK- LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME) bc why not I love both characters plus this is some shitpost of my Machia redemption au💪😈

WHERE THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE MACHIA IS LITERALLY SERGEANT CALHOUN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[potatoqueenpal]

I'm so glad the Caelum Sexualizing situation is over now. :3

PEOPLE SHIPPING SAM AND TANK WITH THEIR LITERAL ABUSERS

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[qqquib]

tim drakes parents are good and bad. that’s possible! in case you were wondering :)

[syrupbitee]

this is so ass im so sorry

[ovaryacted]

Can you weird ass bitches PUHLEASE stop copying fics and clogging the tags with your bullshit? Like we know y’all not being fr right now, we know that the fics are not yours, y’all just want to cause drama and be messy for your 5 seconds of fame. I’m trying to read about fucking some old man cock real nasty and sloppy and you’re making it so damn hard. ENOUGH! STOP WITH THE CLOWNERY AND DO YOUR SUMMER READING! GET A JOB! KISS A GIRL! DO SOMETHING! MOVE TO THE FUCKING SIDE AND LET THE REAL BITCHES ENJOY THEIR GOOD SMUT AND APPRECIATE THESE PHENOMENAL WRITERS! TANK YEW!

[jadewritesficshere]

AU where Robin is going to the local community College for an arts degree. Convinces Steve during her second semester to sign up as a model so they can hang out during class. Robin convinces him its a win win situation, he gets paid to sit and look pretty and gets to spend time with her (that was previously interrupted by classes).

Eddie signs up for the class because he wants to get better at drawing for his DND meetings (plus for his degree he needs to have one artistic class and it was either this or theater, and he isnt sure if he'd have to perform but after getting accused in a hit and run that killed the local cheerleader, he isnt the most liked even though he was proven innocent). Eddie, who is late to class and the only seat left is next to Robin. The two start chatting and ignore the teacher going through the syllabus on the first day. This continues for the first three classes as the teacher goes over different techniques.

Fourth day of class, Steve is there. And Eddie is convinced he's seen an angel. He's seeing one of them sculptures by the ninja turtles come to life. The most gorgeous human he's ever seen. The imperfections make him more perfect. The freckles like constellations on his skin. The scars showing a fight that he undoubtedly was strong enough to survive. Robin clocks it in all of two seconds as Eddie is as red as a firetruck and hasn't said two words. Meanwhile, Steve is standing there feeling a little bad that Robin's new friend is so uncomfortable at the sight of him and his scars.

[moraent-keys]

I need to see more Hozier on appleradio playlists immediately- yall are missing such a good opportunity

[reveluving]

oh, to be happily married to gojo and toji, unaware that geto has been perving on you ~

warnings: smut obv (includes voyeuristic!geto, dp, mmf/threesome, unprotected sex, 'baby' as your petname, dumbification, dacryphilia, possessive husbands who are also menaces in the sheets <;3)

c'mon im offering (pls)

voyeur!geto watching you get dp'ed and doted by your husbands?? hello???

like, it's a miracle geto didn't unleash the ultimate catastrophe as soon as he learned about your marriage to the two?? it was initially a plan made by the higher-ups to ensure you, a special grade, aren't loitering around but you've known gojo and toji even before the arrangement was made, so they willingly ask for your hand, much to the old geezers' displeasure.

oh, how he despises the thought of even sharing you.

but...

he also wonders if things could've been different for him? had he not turned out the way he was now, would he have the chance to ask for your hand, too?

poor geto tries his best to control himself—his anger isn't towards you, no no. but now, he has to live with the fact that his future queen is married to not one but two men he hated most—the infuriating smart-mouth he once called his best friend, and Zenin's very own disappointment.

absolute forces to be reckoned with.

so, the best he can do is wait for the right time. though he wouldn't be caught dead with his ways as a peeping Tom, how could he resist learning more about what makes you smile the brightest?

or what makes your cheeks burn the hottest?

or what makes you scream the loudest?

earning and receiving your affection have become a competition between those two—from buying you your favourite treats to being the first to give you a massage after a long day.

but, even when the two fight for your attention like the rent is due, it's when they'd put aside their differences for you that never fails to make your face grow hot.

having to control his own anger and raging hard on as he watches you—pretty blissful you, cock drunk pressed up against you, toji against your chest while gojo against your back. gojo licks your sweat off the back your neck, letting out the most lewd groan in your ear.

toji holds your head up by the cheeks, his signature wolfish grin as he continues to stare in your tear-stained yet lustful eyes.

"it's too much isn't it, baby?" toji's condescending tone was clear, but you couldn't care less nor feel shameful about it, "aw, it is? oh, my poor baby."

gojo's was no different, opting to hear your mewls even more by thrusting deeper into you, the smack of his hips against your much more obscene than the rest. your toes continue to curl and dig into the stained sheets, unable to stop yourself from dripping down their cocks.

not when the whole point of having you in between them is to turn your brain to mush and mark you both in and out with their cum.

"of course it's too much," he cooed, shooting toji a quick yet frightening glare for hogging your attention before the usual lilt in his voice returns, "she's my sweet dumb baby."

you raise your head a little higher, releasing a shaky moan as toji licks a stripe up your neck—absolutely unaware of the menacing pair of eyes staring at you on the other side of your window, craving to see you in your most intimate, practically taking in the sight of your delicious body glinting from the sheen of sweat and the beads of cum that decorated across your face.

also, there's something about toji and gojo knowing that there is in fact intruder watching, and it doesn't take them long to know. they may not agree with each other on a lot of things but more often than not, they can be quite similar at times, including now.

being the only ones who are allowed to see you this way, to feel you, to mark you.

to protect you.

bonus:

this man has a breeding kink, and you cannot tell me otherwise.

but his urges have only escalated after the Cursed Child arc, where he not only learns about Yuta and Rika, but also the fact that they're under your care. something in him just gets released upon seeing you protectively push Yuta behind you.

just the thought of having his own little ones, possibly raising a bundle of joy, a reminder of two powerful beings looking after them; you and him.

the overwhelming yet pleasant urge only turns into something darker when both gojo and toji stands before you, widening the distance and keeping a close eye on geto for the way his eyes linger on you for too long.

he takes his leave after declaring a war, satisfied to meet Yuta and watch your husbands barely able to restrain their outrage as they watch geto kiss the back of your hand.

his goals may not be something to achieve overnight, but he'll kill thousands if not millions more if there's a silver of hope to have you by his side.

he's all too pleased with the thought of his future, looking forward to the day he finally gets to call you his and ravage his bride-to-be.

right in front of your husbands.

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[the-stubborn]

i love star wars and this fandom, dont get me wrong, but wtf is up with so many people whitewashing poe dameron in their fanart????

anytime i look at sequel fanart i go 'wait who tf is this guy with light brown hair ive never seen him bef- POE DAMERON????'

[legally-a-bastard]

tfw you have to block an artist you really liked bc it turns out they fucking like Harry Potter

[urantisocialgay]

there is absolutely no wedding or proposal fics for Paige i’m highly upset

[daggerandrose]

Where do you want to sit?

Next to you.

[w0lfie-drawz]

I've seen a lot of people speculating that when Cellbit comes back, Roier is going to like break up with him or ignore him.

Uhm, no.

Roier would be sad, of course. Who wouldn't be sad, but he would understand. Cellbit stayed to stay with his son. Roier would understand that 100%. He would give anything to stay with his own son. Roier would probably do the same thing if the roles were reversed. Grief is a complicated thing. It can do a lot of things to people. Roier loves Cellbit. He loves him to the stars and back.

He wouldn't be mad. He would just feel... sad

[etherealabyrinth]

Still saddens me to my core how so many people mischaracterize Mafuyu. Most of their complaints about him are trivial at best or just flat out wrong. The amount of times I’ve seen people call him a “manipulator” or an “emo girl” is fucking baffling.

Like ok, thanks for letting me know that you see a worn out people pleaser who’s trying to find out who they are as a person, as some kind of manipulative, fake, and selfish prick. Like yall…is everything alright in Prosekai?

Trick question: Nothings alright lol

Like…just say you don’t like him. That would be much better than spewing out stuff like that. I swear, some Prosekai fans want their fanon ver. of him to happen so bad it makes them look stupid.