#CMON YAAR

[its-ya-boi-kaz]

They erased alex's entire fucking personality bro book!alex would steal movie!alex's girl land him in jail and eradicate him from participating in any and all political situations while having his morning coffee. this guy cant even tie his own shoelaces without whining about how prince henry probably never has to tie his own shoelaces.

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Tumblr I'm so disappointed

[shanti-ashant-hai]

my guy friends found out i use a menstrual cup during periods and these are my favourite reactions from them so far:

wait so... wait- you-you put it in your ass?????

is this like a tampon but plastic because shanti cmon global warming ke baare me socho

*holding head in hands* w h a t t h e f u c k

*seeing a pic of it on google* ok so the cup goes in and you leave a little bit out so you can pull it out... wait... what do you mean pura andar jaata hai bc bahar kaise nikalti ho

oh so its like a plug or what

does it like. tickle or sumn. matlab. ajeeb nahi lagta???

*getting up and shaking his head* yeh ladkiyan kaise handle kar leti hai yaar yeh sab mai toh atmhatya kar leta

(my personal favourite) can't you just unsubscribe from periods or sumn yeh kitna jhamela hai yaar

[folklore-girl]

name some of your closest mutuals and tell us what you like about them! limit up to 5. those mutuals will have to reblog this further with their mutuals!

if you're reblogging this from prev mutual, u need to include them and other 5 mutuals. 💌💌

limit upto 5?? cmon man you asking me to rank my mutuals now 😔

okay nvm tho since this sounds like fun here we go. also this is in no specific order

@trashmeowcan pookie what would i do w/o u. i can’t name the things i like abt u really i love u so much (i’m whipped man) but ur smile??? like the “:>” one?? love you so much bae <3

@basic-bitch-alkali you’re so cute??? like how?? i bet you’ll fit in my pocket fr. love our yapping sessions btw mwah :3

@irlparvati my fav pinterest girly bhai i love ur idgaf vibes 🧎‍♀️ we should def match themes (maybe smth lana del rey? cause you give her vibes honestly)

@akidev we haven’t talked in soo long & i miss u pookie 😔 yaar vo 3 am wale yapping sessions were the best no kidding.

@illicit-diaries not technically a tumblr mutual but ofc this list wouldn’t be complete w/o u 🎀 also happy gf’s day in advance love

[afortoru]

ARE YAAR BAS KARO PLS KYA KARU MAI MAR JAU 😭....MUJHE LAGA GOJO HAI....KASAM SE KIT I SWEAR ATLEAST YOU DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT TT

I fucking hate that volcano ass bitch pls kit yk how much I love Gojo plsssss... didn't we talked about it already I'm willing to give up Ram from RRR just for Toru cmon now 😭🤧 end this shit already TT

@afortoru who tf is ur volcano bf? @nkogneatho, babe, wht r u talking abt in ur tags??

[ma-douce-souffrance]

i never use hawww with 4 w also never in my wildest dreams will i use comma instead of full stops cmon yaar

[anotherteenageroninternet]

okay i hate dancing

you all know i hate dancing

BUT GOJO'S ENTRY THE WAY HE DANCES DURING OOH OOH OOH OOH YAAR MERA DIL AA GYA YAAR CMON YAAR

[laldupattewali]

yeah he only did it so he could get the miraculous’ but just that little fucking detail of not giving them to ladybug like CMON YAAR I TRUSTED YOU YAAR

[sunsetpan0rama]

ugh i hate helicopter parents i kinda feel bad for the girl she has to deal with all that but cmon that doesnt mean we also have to deal with all that hadd hai yaar

[deepakdpatidar-blog]

Chemistry professor 👨‍🏫

Helloooo everyone. How’s it going? It’s been a while since I wrote. I know there are very few waiting/reading this or none may be 😜 but who cares?? Fuck it. I’m still gonna write. So. Where am I? At Jaipur. What am I doing in Jaipur? Actually, i don’t know. I’ll definitely tell you when I’ll figure it out. 😝 Theoretically I’m preparing for government exams at Jaipur to become a teacher. But practically I’m watching videos on YouTube all the time and sometimes porn too (once or twice a week, cmon man don’t judge me “utna to chalta h”) 😝🤐 I don’t know where am I headed. I’m still not able to find out. I’ve sent a few mails to AIB for job/internship/peon/jhaaduwala/chaaywala but they aren’t responding. They don’t know my “chaay” skills and my “jhaadu” skills man. At least they should have invited me for a demo you know. By demo only they will get to know my talent. But anyways it’s there loss, not mine. 😝 (Inside me I’m like, pls yaar ek reply to kar do meri Zindagi savar jayegi. Tumhe paap lagega if reply nahi kiya to bhosdi walo 😢😥)

Meanwhile I met this Sir. I won’t name him. Because he’s a professor of some big college. So I don’t want him to get in any trouble. (Trouble to tab aayega jab tera post koi padega, chutiya saala 🤣) ae kon bola? Kon bola? (Andar se: sach hi to bol raha hai 😂) So yeah I was talking about this sir, He teaches Chemistry in a big reputed government college. He’s a college professor. I’m also a chemistry guy so we met through chemistry. First when we met, I thought he’s a student or something. After sometime I found out that he’s a professor and guys you won’t believe what a man. What a man. I’m a big fan of Hrithik but after meeting this Sir. Hrithik shifted to second place. He got way better persona than Hrithik. After inquiring about him (so i have a big “keeda” in me, everytime I meet new people I wanna know everything about them. Like EVERYTHING) I found out that, He was selected for army but because of some family issues He left that job and after that he started to train policemen and prepared for college professor and got selected. And that’s not it, He runs a dance class too. And you won’t believe me, he’s just about 35-36 years old (don’t know exactly but I guess). So a college professor who give training to policemen and go to college and then after that he goes to teach dance. Like what kind of combination is this? Have you ever seen this kind of combo? Cause I haven’t. You must be thinking that why am I talking about this guy? Am I a gay? And the answer is NO (I have a GF for god sake, which is getting married soon 😢😥😭). But seriously. I’m talking about him because I wanna be like him.

Who would not want to be like Hrithik or better than him. And trust me this guy is way better than Hrithik. (A fan of Hrithik saying that so trust it.) I mean who does that. They are stars, they maintain that kind of physique and persona but the real “Hero” is the person who is a common man and keeps himself equal to stars or better than them. So for me this guy is a real inspiration. Till date I didn’t have any idol but today this guy/professor is for me. The other day I texted him after thinking thousands of times in my mind, that I want some guidance from you sir. He didn’t reply. I thought he must be pissed. I was scared. In mind my I had millions of thoughts, like “Am I a free vella person to guide you? Don’t I have any other work to do? I am a fucking college professor. You think I have opened a career guidance office?” I was so fucking scared. So we were done discussing chemistry. When he was about to leave, my heart beat was faster than that bullet train of Japan (India me aayegi, aayi nahi h abhi tak 😠). He was crossing me and said “Deepak, come.” I was like “what? Fuckkk. Seriously? Are you talking to me bro?” I was following him & thinking “what the heck I did? Why did I text him? What the hell am I gonna say or talk to him? If it’s about chemistry even that time also “fat jaati h meri” this time it’s about me? What will I talk. Fuck. Why did I text him?” All this bullshit was going on in my mind and then He said, yes say. I was like. Sir. Actually. I don’t know. This. Class. (I was fumbling like shit). Then suddenly I said sir this thing (government teacher shit) I’m not able to do. Actually I don’t wanna do it. He asked, where you see yourself then? (Fucked it again, what now?) Like that our conversation started and after few fumbles I started talking and told him about my career plans. And he guided me very well. Without saying my thoughts he understood and guided me very very well. And thanks a lot for that Sir. Actually the real scene was something else. I wanted some advice related to my personal life. Relations and how to handle the status of my personal life which is going through hell at the moment (I’ll talk about it on some other day) but I couldn’t speak about that and all of a sudden I brought the career topic. And he helped me so well with that. But right now I’m thinking that why I wanted to talk to HIM about my personal life? Why would someone go to his teacher or a professor with his personal life issues or GF related problems. I’m still wondering. Don’t I have anyone else to talk about that? Do I? Or not? That’s a big question. But to you sir, I don’t know whether you’ll read this (of course not, cunt) or not but you truly are an inspiration to me. And thank you for your guidance. Hope we will talk about some personal issues as well on some other day. Hope you read this some day. Thanks a lot. 🙏

[ibelonginthepast]

This one is so bad,,, like they made a joke out of honor killing, a fucking serious reality??? Nd like idk the fuck is the poor try at the redemption arc??? What is going on here, this is so fucking disgusting on so many levels, I dont understand how or why or what even made this or be a part of it like what??? Kalki cmon yaar???

Okay what the actual fuck?????? The end of love wanna uttranum is so fucking disgusting what the actual fuck? Did they just- why didnt they just let them be lesbians?????? What the fuck is this???????? What the actual what the fuck??? I expected so much better from kalki what the hell??????????????? This fucking disappointment, hurt and fucking disgust is so much worse than the emotions I was feeling half an hour ago. Wow the fuck, this hurts. They fucking???, just lesbians are a joke to everyone aren't they????? Fuck this,,, fucking fuck all of those shits