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unadulteratedloathings · 6 months ago
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posting unfinished gifsets that were going to rot in my drafts: 1/?
Rio in MONEY HEIST (LA CASA DE PAPEL)
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loservillepopulationtwo · 20 days ago
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MAGIC KAITO/DCMK - swap au - crack treated seriously
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Toichi's final performance takes place when Kaito is 15
Snake is part of an international criminal organization obsessed with Immortality, He is basically in the stealing/pandora branch of it and this organization doesn't get caught because it simply cuts off any bleeding arm. Constantly moving never still enough to be caught
Snake and his gang weren't doing enough to mitigate the Kaito Kid problem and thats how Gin and the APTX ended up with them.
Gin had to use the experimental poison and take out some nosy brats anyways so it worked out for him
Kaito was unfortunately, there.
Kuroba Kaito disappears the night his father dies in a horrible "accident"
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"AHOKO?"
Aoko turns around in a flash at the familiar nickname. The only one who used that name is... Wait why is that voice so high pitched-
She turns around to face a mini Kaito!? Oh and Chikage-obasan - oh poor Chikage-obasan
"Chikage-obasan... who is that?" Aoko is grateful for a safer topic than Toichi-ojisan
She must've came to Japan for... the funeral planning
"Oh, Aoko this is just my nephew! Isn't he just the cutest? Thought I might as will bring him here!"
Chikage-obsan has a sibling!? Or a nephew?!?
"You never mentioned a nephew!!!"
"I forgot"
Classic Chikage-obasan
The kid elbowed her in the knees but Chikage-obasan valiantly ignored it.
"What's his name?"
Kaito didn't think this far ahead... he really didn't expect to see Aoko during the middle of a school day! Why is she even home!? He just wants to pick up some of his stuffffff and clear out some Kid stuff he and dad had lying around before anyone finds it! Name- he can't just say Kaito right!?
"ARSÈNE!" "Faust" Both of them responded quickly.
"Dearie, remember that in Japan you use last names first? Sorry we've been in France for the last while!"
"O-ouias! Je suis Aresene Faust! Qui etait dans France. Avec... ma famille"
Kaito glared at his Mom. That's such a dumb name. Oh, it's just hitting him that he's going to go by that name for the foreseeable future. The glare didn't have the desired effect as his body was currently 5 but A+ for effort.
Sure, maybe his first thought was a Phantom Thief but he's excused. Besides a French name is good for his cover story! And that's why it was the first thing that came to mind, no other reason!
What the hell kind of name is Faust?! The twinkle in his Mom's eye gives him the thought that it's a joke he's only going to understand years later, like when Mom and Dad named him Kuroba Kaito and didn't even tell him why it was funny until he was 12.
Aoko didn't need much extrapolation on why Faust was in Japan, "Nice to meet you, Faust! Aoko is Aoko! Um... Aoko is sorry she doesn't know much about speaking French though Aoko has heard enough of it spoken to understand from Kaito-" Aoko paused "Have you seen Kaito-"
Mom shook her head- which makes sense because the Organization needs to think he's dead. Right.
Well, Kaito is sick of this conversation. Kaito, suddenly seeing an opportunity from being 5 physically, internally grinned- magicians are masters of misdirection!
"Mama- Ma Tante." Good thing he caught that slip up otherwise Maman (Faust is French, so Maman it is, better to have distinctions, right?) would never let him live it down
"Yes, Sen-chan?"
"Ma tante bien aimèe..."
"Ta très beau tante bien aimèe..."
"...qui promis une choco glacee pour moi"
"...Je suis en retard..."
"Tatei!" Kaito is in character as Faust, who would throw a tantrum.
'He must be very overwhelmed from all of this...' Aoko thought sadly.
"It's okay, we can go for ice cream together!"
"Your school?"
"Don't worry about that! I have off anyway! Let's get ice cream!" It was implied that it is sadness ice cream. Kaito at least thinks Aoko needs sadness ice cream, so that's his grand plan!
Chikage seeing an opportunity, dumped her child on Aoko and left.
No one was suprised by this outcome
Wait "WHY DID YOU CALL AOKO AN AHOKO!?"
Kaito plastered on his poker face while mentally sweating.
Aoko would absolutely punch a kid if it came down to it.
"Kaito-niichan told me about you!"
Thankfully, that made Aoko calm down, but it also made her face so horribly sad that Kaito had to fight the urge to do a magic trick to make her smile again. With a rose, preferably.
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(Excusez mon francais- c'est ma quatrieme langue. actually english is my second so actually no one should make fun of any of my speaking words actually) (i don't have a french keyboard so i gave up accents halfway through, pardonnez moi)
Arsene - a french name deriving from the latin word stronghold and from the story (specifically not the dcmk verse version) of Aresene Lupin- a story of a Gentleman Thief yk how it is
Faust - a latin name meaning lucky, accompanied by a story that gets increasingly more plot relevant
Basically I wanted a name as dumb as Conan Edogawa except for Kaito lmao
Chikage: it's better to be seen with Aoko anyways so it'll cause less suspision
Yes, Kaito knows ab Kaito Kid since he was 12 in this. This is because Toichi told him since he was alive.
Also Aoko thinks Faust is Chikage's secret child that must have been visiting Kaito she doesn't know why she would hide a child tho... (a weird conspiracy part of her brain wonders if she had to hide the child because he's Kaito Kid's but thats insane! Just because Kaito Kid flirted with Chikage-obasan a million times at heists and they had some weird thing going on doesn't mean it's his!)
Chikage sends over a bunch of paperwork for 'Arsene Faust' the next day.
Private investigator Nakamouri does not want to take in a smaller magician brat! He, however, has no choice.
Kaito finally reunited with his beautiful card gun after leaving it at home for one day and then instantly getting poisoned.
Kaito knows about the guys in black who were doing all this. He needs to draw them out! Problem: he's 5.
Chikage goes to America after making sure Sen-chan (sen is a nickname for arsene) is set. (to do revenge. The Kuroba's all want revenge.)
Dr Agasa is thankfully still normal throughout all this so he can call him for things! He used to supply some of the tech for Dad's tricks...
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Faust has to go to kindergarten. Because he's a child again. Right. Kaito is just glad he got a few weeks to adjust to being Faust- not that Faust isn't a magician as well so he mostly just pranked the police and make things it was a productive time.
Anyways, Aoko tells him to be normal at school with a glare- he has no idea why she thinks so lowly of him that he'd immediately do pranks (he will)
Faust mostly just wants to be left alone when he isn't actively entertaining them because talking to 5-year-olds like they're peers is weird...
Well except Hakuba, who is apparently 6 as it's his second time in kindergarten. And also in full Sherlock Holmes cosplay. And is constantly reading Sherlock Holmes picture books.
Hakuba is the son of some big Police guy in Britian and is here in Japan now. First Aoko now Hakuba, he's surrounded by too many children of police.
Keiko is determined to make friends with the silly transfer student who exploded the school on his first day. She tries to get her friends, class favorite Akako and Hakuba to go follow him so they can all become friends but Akako thinks thats lame and continues playing Witch in the sand pit.
Keiko used devious tactics to make Faust her friend- befriended Aoko (yes this is Aoko's bestie character in the show) and now Aoko thinks theyre adorable and Kaito can't let her down!
Wait, Hakuba has a bird????? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL GUY WITH 12 PET DOVES BEFORE!? HE LOVES BIRD ALL BIRD PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!
Instead, they stumble upon a murder.
Just watched his Dad die like a month ago, Kaito, is very concerned.
It shouldn't be possible, right? A locked box murder? Everyone is a suspect...
Hakuba helps by pointing out clues- the detectives ignore him but Kaito doesn't- which makes Faust have some realizations. Kaito is not a detective, he doesn't know how to investigate. But he is a Magician and was trained by thieves.
Kaito knows how to break in, he knows how to act like a performance and he knows how to play with the seen and the unseen.
Kaito doesn't knock anyone out and explain the deductions but he does points out the clues for Nakamouri-oji and Aoko He makes the culprits fall and make themselves obvious.
Kaito must have bad luck tho, because he keeps on finding bodies! These are not the criminals he was trying to find!!
(Around a month later)
Hakuba eventually notices what Kaito is doing after a few solved investigations and calls him out- and declares their group (Keiko, Hakuba, Faust, Aoko, Akako) the Detective boys!
(Aoko: I'm included in this??? keiko, genuinely: you're my best friend Aoko-neechan! kaito: we need someone bigger with police contact! hakuba: my dads a- kaito: and older people authority! akako: why am i included? Can I leave?)
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(A few more months later)
Despite their classmates believing she is playing Witch she is not! She's the last true Red Magic Witch!
Her coven is mostly gone so it's just her and her servants and Lucifer. But she's not lonely because she made everyone in her class love her! With her magic!
Except that damn Faust!
Lucifer apparently found the name funny when she asked which is really meanie of him!
But she uncovered something crazy with her scrying- Faust is a weirdo because he's a magician! Whose also 15! She understands it now! Magicians are Witches mortal enemies!
(If her mother was still around she'd tell Akako that enemies is a bit of a strong word- thankfully she's not around so Akako will continue her path of murder)
Kaito cannot believe that after everything, the internationally wanted parents, international criminal organizations, surviving a poisoning attempt - it's a five year old witch thats going to take him out! Oh, this is so embarrassing for him!
Faust survives the attempted Hex because it started to snow over the circle (which was done in the school playground during recess in this)
Akako is so upset. Kaito defuses the situation like he always does: pretty words and even prettier flowers given in tricks.
Weirdly, the next day, Akako sits with the detective boys during lunch.
They all start hanging out together and Akako even uses her magic to help solve out murders.
Kaito is the only one who knows about her magic though. Like how Akako is now the only one in the detective boys who knows he's actually much taller usually and looks suaver...
Akako still tries a few ganders at Kaitos life but shes 5 he'll survive.
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Kaito doesn't know he's infamous in the police station as a luck charm, no one weither good or bad, because whenever he appears there's a murder, but also whenever he appears it's solved.
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It has been a year since Kaito Kid disappeared and now a new calling card got sent out.
There's been plenty of imposters over the course of the year, the more it became obvious the real one wasn't coming back. Usually, Shinichi doesn't care but the last imposter involved murder and that's a crime Shinichi can never ignore, so he listened to the annoying Kogoro-keibu and went.
He waited on the roof through the heist and as he predicted the 'Kaito Kid' showed up. After all it's the only exit available for him, everything else would be a diversion.
The 'Kaito Kid''s tricks weren't even that good, he was able to deduce through them all easily- it's clearly mirrors by the way. Magic is just fancy tricks and fancy gadgets...
The old man seemed shaken seeing his face and cried, "Bocchama!" And before Shinichi could get out a quip the old man barreled on a tale of how he thought "Bocchama" was murdered like his father the original Kaito Kid, how he thought the Black Organization got the both of them. How, apparently, the murder and disappearance were covered up.
He cried his heart out... to 16-year-old Shinichi Kudo. He may not be his Bocchama but he's a detective. And he needs to see for himself, he needs to solve the mystery of this organization.
"If Kaito-bocchama was alive he'd be the same age as you..." Jii-chan mourned.
6-year-old Faust suddenly sneezed. Maybe someone was talking about him...
Kaito was alive, but he wasn't the same age as Shinichi
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Shinichi isn't a thief nor a magician, he doesn't know how to do that kind of stuff. But he is a detective and he knows how to deduce what one would do. He is the son of an actor and a detective and he gets something from both of them! He can act. He investigates the places as much as he investigates this increasingly obvious Organization.
He will bring them to justice. This is the oddest Murder Case he's solved- he knows what happened but he has no applicable evidence. This might be a tougher operation than he thought... For the meanwhile the best way to gather evidence seems to be pretending to be Kaito Kid with Jii-chan.
Besides! What's magic besides tricks and gadgets? He can totally fake it!
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The papers think Dad's back. The papers think some random hack whose terrible at magic and instead using gadgets is Dad.
Some random guy with a tranquillizer gun and not even homemade flash bombs! The suit looks oddly authentic but that's about it!
This- this- THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO MAGIC!
Akako stop giggling this is serious! No, it's nothing like how magic is an affront to sorcery! This is just some random hack with chicken tricks! AKAKO STOP LAUGHING!
Anyways, Aoko-neechan. We. We need to go to the next Kid Heist! Am I fan (like Kaito was)? HELL NO!!! Aoko-neechan why are you cheering? What I don't hate him because he's a criminal I hate him because he's a HORRIBLE MAGICIAN!
Faust is going to prove this guy's a hack!
He tracks down the guy at his own heist and calls out all his poor attempts at magic. The guy manages to get away on his appropriated hanglider but he's going to get him next time!
Eh? Why is the newspapers talking about a KID Killer?
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More exerpts:
Ekoda squad minus Aoko are all kids.
Aoko is now alone in hs sadly
the grade school teachers hate to see detective boys pulling up
kaito learns about alcohol temporarily acting as an antidote when his mom was in japan once 8 months after the poisoning and it made him big again
most people know ab the absurdly good disguise users in the family and no one is quite sure if it truly was kaito but most think not esp when chikage is in the country
the detective boys look so ominous to everyone else
kaito being kid killer is funny thats the end of my point
Aoko sees Shinichi walking with Ran in public during a Kid heist and for a second confuses him for Kaito before she chalks it up to grief
Shinichi sees an opportunity for someone who is bad at disguises and Kaito is wondering the rammifications of hitting someone in the head with a metal card sleeve through the hanglider while theyre flying (ITS SUCH A BAD DISGUISE TOO HE JUST DOES HIS HAIR. KAITO. IS OFFENDED. HED NEVER BE THAT LAZY NOT EVEN CONTACTS!?)
Some while after Kaito Kids 'return' Faust bumps into Jody and he finally has an ally who is also against the Org after the Red Tear heist (kaito was there not shinichi)
Beika squad are all teens.
Sonoko still is a Kid fangirl. Shinichi is taking psychic damage every 10 minutes
When Sonoko gets her boyfriend Makoto, after THAT heist Shinichi is more than a little scared of him
Ran wants Kid in Jail and Shinichi has to go 'haha yeah! Criminals are bad! but what if its technically vigilantism?'
18-year-old not shrunken Shiho is on the run after from the Org creating APTX is found collapsed by Dr Agasa
She goes by 16-year-old Haibara Ai at Beika High to hopefully throw off the org by lying about her age
somehow gets dragged into Beika squad, Shinichi is suspicious of her
After meeting Kaito she helps him out and is trying to find an antidote- the APTX isn't supposed to be a poison!
Kaito is recruiting Haibara against the Org. Shinichi is too busy being paranoid. He thinks Haibara is org and also Knows. He's looking for evidence as they speak. Haibara finds fucking with people funny
Not Teen genius detectives
the osakans. are 12 years old
i did this because shinichi has too many teens in his life he needs a dose of insanity
12 year old detective of the west
makes the heiji and kazuha shenanigans so much more funny. they are both violently 12 years old with crushes and both think its one sided
Shinichi is stuck babysitting a 12 year old who can see the future
Hakuba is also still considered part of the genuis detective squad and hes 7 years old in first grade reading a whole sherlock holmes book
Come to Japan with our genius detectives! We have an 7 year old, a 12 year old and their 16 year old vigilante detective babysitter
Shinichi goes to a sherlock holmes fan meetup and Heiji disses him for liking Sherlock Holmes saying its super overrated and also calls him out for being Kaito Kid
The Magic Lovers Murder still happens.
Kaito was Red herring before getting shrunk, and since no one knows his identity just continued using it.
He begs Aoko to go and also pretend shes Red Herring instead of him he says its because he doesn't want his cool online friends to find out hes 6. Aoko wants to make sure theyre not murderers or something. Kaito wanted to go to lift everyones spirits with magic, and unfortunately while peoples spirits were defenitely lifted by magic, it wasn't Kaito's magic tricks that did it.
Shinichi goes to warn Ran after the dead guy thing but is about to pass out from cold, thankfully Kaito as a MAGICIAN is always overprepared.
Kaito, whose been solving murders via magic for over a year now and Shinichi detective at heart both realize about the murders around the same time.
Kaito does realize Shinichi at the end when he's leaving quietly Shinichi is Kid but he thinks its a disguise anyways he hits the guy with a metal card sleeve.
Instead of a soccer ball he has his cardgun equipped with metal cards instead of regular ones.
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ittakesrain · 15 days ago
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Having a nice morning with my nephew 💙
He has pinkeye so he’s staying home from school. My brother in law is taking him to the doctor in a little while but he and my sister needed to pick up a rental car beforehand.
We’ve been doing these cute YouTube videos meant to get kids up and moving. I’m practicing jumping because that’s hard for me since arthritis got its claws in me. Lol so it works.
I’m also drinking water because I’m so thirsty, thank you lithium
I had my breakfast today, protein bar and a glass of milk. Idk what I’m gonna eat for the rest of the day but I’ll figure it out.
Things to do today
Dishes (alwaysss)
Put some stuff away
Read read read
Emails
Make & organize a grocery list
Jobbbbbb stuffffff
It’s overcast today which I don’t love but I’m sure it’ll clear up.
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nocturnal-jeon · 6 years ago
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𝚋𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗➛ 𝚜/𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚜 (𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚗𝚊𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎)
alright, here’s the second half and some of these aren’t as angsty, but i ran out of ideas lol which is why people need to request stuffffff
Park Jimin
Jimin was the object of your affection. He was everything that you could have ever dreamt of in a companion. He taught you how to love, how to love yourself, and how to accept love. Jimin was easily the best thing to have ever happened to you. Jimin always made a mental note to kiss you, tell you he loves you, and call you beautiful every day. And for the two years you’ve been together, he has followed up on that. 
Jimin would have his bouts of insecurity, but one of the things he loved most about you was the fact that you were always there to comfort him. Once, even though he was on the road, you were on the fastest flight to Osaka to be with him and tell him how much you loved him. He would often fret over the smallest things and would try to push himself past his limits, but you could always tell, even when he couldn’t, when he needed to take a rest and sit out for a little bit. 
Though you weren’t an idol and weren’t constantly in the public eye with millions of expectations, you still had your moments. There were some times when Jimin didn’t know you were feeling down or insecure because most of the time he would be on the road, but even if he was in a different country, you would get a good morning text, a goodnight text, an ‘I love you’ text, and a ‘You’re beautiful’ text. But sometimes, you needed more than a text. You could never bear to tell him that, though, because his precious, sensitive heart, wouldn’t be able to handle it. 
Jimin was away on tour and you missed him dearly, but he either called or texted you every day and it meant a lot. But, the perks of texting was the fact that it was kinda hard for him to see your emotions. And if Jimin knew the thoughts that were going through your head, he would be on the first flight back to you, dropping everything he had to do in a heartbeat. But that was the sole reason why you didn’t open up and tell that to him. 
You always followed up on their concerts on Twitter and you smiled when you came across pictures of Jimin jumping around on stage with Jin and Jungkook. You were glad at least one of you was having fun. His bright smile warmed your heart, but the thoughts of your insecurity drowned it out. 
Your stomach grumbled and you looked over at the kitchen, imagining the sweet taste of pudding, but you decided against food. And you decided against it for the two remaining weeks until Jimin was back in your arms after the tour had ended. 
You sat in a fancy restaurant in an uncomfortable dress in a private room with all of the members and their managers as they celebrated the close to a successful tour. Jimin sat next to you, a big smile on his face, as he drank some champagne. You felt drowsy and tired though you got a full night’s sleep. You looked down at your plate of untouched food and you could feel your stomach making noises like a monster, but you felt that you needed to be better looking for Jimin. Those photos on Twitter made you realize how crazy it was that someone like Jimin was with someone like you. 
And you didn’t want him to leave you, so you tried a faster way to shed some pounds, and if that meant not eating, then so be it. 
Jimin didn’t notice a drastic change within you besides the fact that you were just a little bit silent. He held your hand and gave a gentle squeeze, causing you to look up at him. “Are you okay?” he whispered amongst the conversations being had. You nodded, a faux smile on your red lips. For the rest of the night, he watched as all you could do was stare at your food rather than eat it. 
“I’m gonna go to the bathroom,” you said to him before getting up and walking in the direction of the bathroom with quick feet. Confused and concerned, Jimin excused himself and followed you, and it was good that he did because he was able to catch your body before it hit the floor. He brushed the hair out of your face and shook you gently, hoping you would wake up. But you didn’t. Screaming at the top of his lungs for help, all of the members rushed to your side as the staff at the restaurant bustled about, calling the ambulance and such. 
Jimin softly cried as he held your hand close to his heart, not knowing what was going on and wishing he had some answers. How did such a great night go so wrong?
You’ll never forget the look on Jimin’s face when the doctor told you both later at the hospital that you fainted due to hunger. Jimin blinked multiple times before looking at you with tear filled eyes. “You haven’t been eating?” he asked in a broken voice that caused pain within your heart. You shook your head, looking down at your hands. “I wanted you to come home to a prettier version of me,” you explained in a quiet voice. But he heard. He heard loud and clear and suddenly he understood everything. You always told him you ate or claimed you had a stomach ache. 
Holding both of your hands, he pleaded that you look at him. And you did. “You’re everything to me, y/n. Perfect. And I know you might not see that now, but it’s true, darling. I love you the way you are and not eating isn’t the way to go about anything,” he explained before bringing your hands up to his lips as he placed soft kisses over the smooth skin. 
“Promise me you won’t do this again. Promise me that you’ll tell me what’s going on,” he begged, a single tear sliding down his cheek. “I promise.” 
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Kim Taehyung
Though you and Taehyung weren’t married, you acted as if you’ve been married for years and years. You dreamt of marrying him, you’ve talked about marriage, and your parents have been pressuring you to get married, but Taehyung told you he wanted to do it when the time was right. 
He didn’t want to spend the first few months of his marriage in a different country on tour; he couldn’t do that to you. However, there was a very expensive ring on your middle finger that Taehyung had given you. He said it would be the little part of him that would always be with you when he was away, and when the stars aligned for you two to get engaged, there would be an even better ring on the finger next to it. 
You wanted a big wedding with a carriage and fireworks when you were younger, but you were so in love with Taehyung that eloping in a courthouse would be enough for you. Anything, just so that you could officially call Taehyung your lawfully wedded husband. 
You had been feeling a bit weird for the past week, but you were never able to explain your feelings to Taehyung. He sat across from you as you tried to get the words out but ultimately gave up. He pouted. “Finish your sentence,” he whined, wanting to know what was going on. “It’s like my stomach hurts, but it doesn’t hurt. But it doesn’t feel normal, either,” you tried to explain, but ended breaking into laughter when Taehyung’s eyebrows furrowed together as he tilted his head in pure confusion. “Babe, I don’t even know what to do with that information. Like, it doesn’t hurt, so I’m not concerned, but it doesn’t feel normal either so I don’t know what to do about that,” he explained. You giggled. 
“I’m not in any pain or anything, so there’s no need to worry,” you said. He smiled and pulled your body on top of his as he wrapped his arms around you. You immediately sank into his body. “My cuddles will fix everything!” he announced before burying his face into your neck and placing messy kisses on the skin. You laughed as he knew you were extremely ticklish. His fingers resting at your sides began to dig into your stomach and move about, causing you to laugh even louder and squirm. 
��Tae, stop!” you whined, tears pouring out of your eyes. He stopped and laughed when he saw how red your face was. “See, do you feel better now?” he asked cutely. No, you didn’t. If anything, your stomach still felt weird, but you didn’t know how to explain that, so you nodded and smiled. With a quick kiss, he said, “Good!” 
“Let go, I want to go get some snacks,” you whined into his chest. “I’ll let you go only if you give me a kiss and bring me some chips,” he proposed. You kissed his lips and got up. “Deal.” And before you made it past the couch, your body collapsed on the floor, your head just missing the corner of the coffee table. He scrambled off the couch and held your body, confused, but scared more than anything. 
He sat in the hospital, his knee bouncing anxiously as he waited for the doctor to come. “Taehyung, you will put a hole in the floor if you keep doing that,” you playfully scolded. “I’m sorry,” he said as he stopped moving his leg. “Taehyung, I’m fine, please stop worrying,” you said as you held both of his hands. “You fainted,” he simply said, worry laced in his soft tone. “It doesn’t mean that I’m dying or anything,” you said. He slowly nodded. 
“Well, you’re certainly not dying,” the doctor said as she entered the room, causing Taehyung to let out a dramatic sigh of relief. “However, we did discover something in your tests.” Now you were afraid. You felt Taehyung’s grip on your hand increase.
“Congratulations! You’re pregnant!” the doctor exclaimed. Your eyes widened ten times larger than the moon. Looking over at Taehyung, you saw he had a very similar expression on his face. “Pregnant? Baby? As in my baby is having a baby? My baby?” Taehyung rambled on, causing you to laugh as happy tears slid down your cheeks. He held your face with both of his large hands and kissed all over your face, every inch receiving some love. 
“We’re having a baby, y/n,” he said as he rested his forehead against yours. “We’re having a baby,” you repeated, over the moon with joy. 
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Jeon Jungkook
To say that you needed to beat Jungkook’s ass was an understatement. You knew he would never let you live it down if you lost this soccer game. What made it difficult, though, was the fact that BTS decided it would be best to play in the sand at the beach. Not only was it hot and you were practically dying, but it was also the hardest thing ever to run in the sand. But, a challenge was a challenge, and even though Jungkook was the love of your life, you wanted to take him down. 
The boys all had a day off and wanted to do something fun, and since the weather was hot and beautiful, they figured a friendly soccer match at the beach would be sufficient. But there was nothing friendly about the competitive spirit inside you and your boyfriend Jungkook. The only person to protest the game was Yoongi since all he wanted to do was sit on the beach and do nothing, so you came to a compromise. He would be the goalie, but in return, he could be a sitting goalie. 
He was supposed to be paying attention, but he sat in his chair, head back, as he slept soundly in the middle of the goal. No one wanted him to be their goalie, but you lost the rock paper scissors game to Jungkook, so goalie Yoongi was now your responsibility. 
Luckily, you got Jimin and Jin. Though Jin wasn’t the best at soccer, his long legs were useful when it came to tripping people. This wasn’t a very clean game of soccer, that’s for sure. Jungkook, Taehyung, Namjon, and Hoseok pulled themselves into a huddle, most of the conversation silent, before Jungkook purposefully said as loudly as he could, “Don’t forget to beat Y/n’s ass!” You laughed as you gave out positions. 
“Why do we have to be put in the middle of Jungkook and Y/n’s little fake rivalry?” Jimin whined from the left side of the makeshift field. “Yeah, just kiss and make up or something,” Namjoon commented as he put his hand up to block the bright rays of the sun. “Nope. This is a friendly game, right Jungkook?” you asked with a raised eyebrow as you looked across at your boyfriend. “Yup. Friendly,” he replied, not meaning a single word. 
And so the games began. 
You played dirty, trying to push Jungkook whenever he tried to take the ball from you, but he would trip you if you were headed straight for the goal. Cutely, though, he would always ask if you were okay and help you up before continuing the game. 
“Babe, you’re so bad at this,” you said after running back to your starting position after scoring an awesome goal on Hoseok. “Oh, just wait and see, babe,” he mocked with a playful grin on his face. Getting the ball from Taehyung, Jungkook bolted past you and weaved his way through Jimin as he headed straight for the goal. 
You turned and began to run after him, but your body never made it all the way because you collapsed in the sand. “Jungkook!” Hoseok shouted as he ran towards your unconscious figure, grabbing the attention of everyone on the field. Jungkook turned his head to look back and nearly tripped over himself when he ran as fast as ever towards you. Namjoon jogged over with a cold bottle of water and a fan. 
Jungkook lightly slapped your red cheeks as Namjoon waved the fan over your face, the probability of you passing out due to the heat likely. Slowly enough, you came to, coming eye to eye with a worried Jungkook. You’ve never seen him more scared in his life. “Hey, I’m okay, it’s just really hot,” you softly said before taking a few sips from the water bottle Namjoon handed to you. He nodded, eyes wide. 
“I think we should end the game there,” Jimin said, and you nodded in agreement. You looked over at Yoongi who was fast asleep but noticed the ball several feet behind him. Slowly, you turned to look at Jungkook. “Did you score?” you asked. “Yup,” he said with a smirk. That meant Jungkook’s team won by one point. “Damnit Yoongi!” you shouted before falling back on the sound with a groan. 
“What?” Yoongi groggily asked as he removed the sunglasses from his tired eyes, completely having missed everything. “Guess that means I won,” Jungkook said, but quickly regretted it after earning a glare from you. “But, really you won because you’re amazing at soccer and so much better than me. I love you, baby,” he quickly said, causing you to laugh. “Good game, Jeon, good game.”
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I have so much vintage shit in my Depop I’m trying to clear out bcuz I want to dedicate a majority of my Depop to my screen printed shirts and art- I already discounted it all 15% but if u want more than one thing just message me and I’ll knock more off I don’t want this stuffffff- mostly medium to large sizes in this stuff!!!
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aphrodite, eros, persephone !!!
aphrodite: what do you find attractive in a person? if we are talking about physical traits i really like long hair, dark hair like brown or black(i also like dyed hair sometimes!) i love moles and beauty marks, nice eyebrows, longer limbs and kind of lanky body types... and a lil muscle is  always really cute, i also am weak for longer/skinnier/bony hands and feet n fingers n stuff idk it just looks so graceful but still really cool to see knuckles kind of? i also really love hairy stomachs n legs n stuffffff lol im literally just describing makishima @ this point this has went downhill.... basically maki is my type but i am also like super in love w everyone and i dont really care about things like body type or hair/skin colour or exactly how many moles someone has LOL.. personality wise i really like people who are the opposite of me and more introverted and quiet/shy/awkward.. i really luv people who are hard to get close to and are a challenge i gues? cause i always become super fixated on challenges! most things are easy for me so challenges are always exciting and new and amazing i love them sm.. i also always fall for tsundere characters LOL i think someone teasing and like playing hard 2 get’ while still showing a clear flirty interest... like teasing and being mean to me but in a playful way? also competition and when people can like beat me or challenge me and actually make me put in some EFFORT! its so much fun lmao damn need me a freak like that.. i like people who have good but kind of weird music taste and can always show me things i would have never found otherwise! ppl who care about their appearance and actually plan out/think of outfits and have a cool original style.. and when ppl r kind of nerdy n get passionate about certain little things.. thats even 10x cuter when the person is usually quiet and avoidant and then they jus LIGHT UP and are so cute and idk man im genuinely just describing makishima yuusuke again!! i am sorry... also this was long but im rlly gay 4 maki-chan and now u got me thinkin
eros: describe your crush? the ideal man is makishima yuusuke ^^^^^
persephone: a song that describes you? twist barbie by shounen knife! words and smiles by tiger trap, girls like me by tv girl??? lol probably mostly the boys by dragonette wahahaha
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