#CAOS p4 liveblog

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Episode 8 liveblog

Mary is leading the fucking church now?????? Mary what the hell??????

The eldritch gospel????

That church is bloody fully now. And it’s two days before Halloween

Too many teens necking it. This adult must look away.

And the scene with Nick is mimicking the one with Harvey and that was 2 days before her 16th and this is 2 days before her 17th. Hitting me right in the nostalgia feels haha.

And MORNINGSTAR IS HERE. Omg she’s dying in Spellman’s arms; it was too much coming through the mirror. She just made it in time to warn them. I’m so sad that I’m so glad we cut to blackwood’s head on a plate for some light relief

Ah the trinket guy is back. Who is this guy?

Ooh PANDORA’S BOX. And the box might suck the user inside along with the void. Fun.

BUT WHO IS THIS TRINKET MAN????

And Sabrina is writing letters to her loved ones. I called it that this was gonna all go very Buffy The Gift.

‘You really are a good boy, Salem’ excuse me while I cry some fucking more

The void looks like a room on crystal maze

No don’t drag her back while her plan seems to be working!!! No she’s nearly done!!! Don’t stop her!!! She’d nearly done it she’d nearly fucking done!!

And mary doing this story reading is such a parallel to Lilith doing the story in The Witching Hour ‘time for another story about Sabrina’

And Lilith is eavesdropping on Sabrina saying about her soul and the void. What is Lilith up too?

Mary fucking sewing Blackwood’s head back on???? The woman is adapting fucking quickly to this weird ass world of eldritch

Ah the alarm has disappeared and so obviously the void isn’t defeated. But is eating things slowly piece by piece

Lilith is really enjoying telling lucifer and caliban that Sabrina M is dead. Like yeah guess how it fucking feels. What is Lilith’s aim in telling him about the soul transference? Caliban wants to freaking kill Sabrina S. like what the hell? Sabrina m wouldn’t want that.

I think Lilith is playing a long con here because otherwise the information makes no sense at all. But having he ‘boon’ of knowing that her baby forgives her and calls her mama and lives on in the next life has given Lilith back all her strength and determination.

And now the famous scene of the cake disappearing and now a fucking army too. I mean lucifer and caliban are so full of shit; Sabrina M would have been so against that. She died trying to save everyone and they’re fucking trying to kill them.

Aaand Sabrina is part of the void

And Lilith revealing what her whole intent was all along. With that freaking blade! YES QUEEN!!!!

If you won’t give me what’s mine I’ll just have to take it

And so the more stressed Sabrina gets the more voidy she gets

‘Do you remember darling when we first met? Just like this’ Lilith is so powered by grief AND being empowered once more. AND SHE NOW HAS THE POWER TO BANISH LUCIFER AND MAKE HIM WANDER AS A FUCKING BEGGER. We don’t have a part 5 so I’m presuming, due to what we learned about celestial blood, that Lilith is back to her powerful self and possibly more besides? I mean she was powerful enough to banish a fucking celestial so that’s a definite yes I think.

I do wish she had kill lucifer rather than banish him. Even though it would torment him so much to be a powerless begger BUT I feel if they had a part 5 they’d use it as an opportunity to bring him back which would have been annoying

So Sabrina has banished herself to the mountains of madness.

Yeah you’re definitely outside the bounds of sanity, Blackwood

And now he’s becoming her tutor for TWO WEEKS?

SALEM IN AGATHA’s BAG and roz is officially part of team witch now it seems

Omfg the state of Sabrina. She’s falling apart with the void inside her

‘Father stop babbling and make sense’

And Blackwood hated Sabrina so much and now he’s having to serve her while he tries to find the void

But prudence and roz have figured shit out instantly

NO SHE DISAPPEARED ROZ AND PRUDENCE!!! I presume that isn’t permanent?

and now we’re all at the winter solstice????

Nick brought a frozen Sabrina back from the void??

Sabrina is on the altar table and they’ve all arrived just in time to stop Blackwood sacrificing her. And Sabrina and Blackwood both look a fucking wreck

And Blackwood don’t you dare call Zelda ‘wife’

It wasn’t Pandora’s box it was a regular box rigged with gunpowder and now he’s blind hahaha and Nick knocked him out marvellous

But Sabrina is saying they’ll still have to sacrifice her, and she’s asking Zelda to be the one to stab her. Like how you can ask her to do that? You’re her daughter. God Zelda and Lilith having to do horrible things to their children for the sake of a greater good or purpose. NOT FAIR

So let’s finish this the way we always do; together. I wish Lilith was here for that. An official ‘together’

‘Hecate will be watching over you’ I’m already hurting

Poor poor Zelda having to do that. And she’s bleeding white as the void seeps out of her and now the boys are going in with their magic rope to go all poltergeist

But now the ficking banshee is here and Hilda knows. She knows before Zelda wants to and weMte seeing all the birthdays and I’m sat here crying my eyes out as Sabrina says bye to everyone as she dies

And Zelda just saying Hecate over and over again and Hilda saying she knew that Sabrina knew what had to be done. I’m so upset by this entire scene!

And they’re burying both Sabrinas. And I have such a limp in my throat now and then so much more so when you see Lilith goes to the funeral. Like that means they let Lilith know she was dead and then she chose to go to the funereal. The one positive I’m taking from this scene is that this means Lilith is living as Queen finally AND she’s on good terms with the coven but that’s all I’m taking as good from this whole tragedy

And Hilda deciding she and dr cee should move to the mortuary to be spellmans together

Oh gosh zelda’s tears and saying it’s not right that she’s gone. OWWWWW. There’s been too much pain this season. I miss the good ole days of everything working out fine

And Blackwood has been chopped into pieces and mary is now leading the church????

And now Sabrina in the hereafter. And I’m not sure Nick is dead too and it’s not just Sabrina imagining him there as part of her hereafter. Because that would make more sense.

I think the ending would have been more powerful if we hadn’t ended on those two. I would have preferred it ended on the prudence and Blackwood scene.

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Episode 6 liveblog

The way Ambrose is always like PLEASE Sabrina just listen to me.

Omg Lilith is crying on her own holding onto the swaddling and pretending Adam is still alive. And I am fucking crying so hard for her, my beautiful queen. And Hilda being like ‘ooh Adam has been so quiet’ and Lilith saying ‘he’s an Angel’ and it having a double meaning because her poor baby is gone.

VINEGAR TOM!!!!

When mambo marie is saying every returned is an eldritch terror and Zelda is just not letting go of the dog

Old friend???? Mambo marie??? Old friend???

What has harvey found...? Well this guitar feels a bit infernal. Did Harvey just open hell’s gates with a guitar riff? And it was possibly his dad’s??

Don’t say over my dead body to demons

Ah the classic dragged back in trope. Haha

Mambo is playing a game to solve this problem? That sounds extremely risky

EDWARD. And he doesn’t even know he’s dead. So poor Sabrina can’t even say she’s his daughter. And oh Zelda is in denial

OH MY GOD LILITH IS LOSING HERSELF IN HER GRIEF AND BEGGING HER SON’S FORGIVENESS. OH ITS SO AGONISINGLY PAINFUL SHES LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A FUCKING VICTORIAN TRAGEDY AND I NEED TO HUG HER AND GET HER SON BACK.

And then dr cee calling his mum the other love of his life is a bit of a wee red flag for me

Satanic panic are erm....dated.

Why was lucifer looking like himself in the past? When he was goat boy for millennia? I presume this is a glamour. Also harvey playing his own dad haha

Wait did dr Cee’s mum kill all of his girlfriends or is that just the eldritch talking?

So not sure how well this game is going with Mambo and Lazarus. Basically saying what the Nazarene did was a torment

Sabrina trying to rush out all her life to father and convince him that she’s his daughter. Wait is what he’s saying the truth? Or is this just the eldritch terror? How much is truth and how much is lie?

Oh my god Dorcas remembering that she died. This hurts more than expected

‘At least I’m still alive you walking cadaver’ is the best retort ever from Hilda to mrs cosgrove

WHY THE FUCK IS DR CEE HESITATING AGAINST SIDING WITH HILDA WHEN HIS ‘MOTHER’ IS TRYING TO FUCKING KILL HILDA?? I’m getting more bloody red flags from him now. But at least he wants her dead again haha

Oh poor Lilith constantly hearing the cries. And going to caliban to help her die because she’s so desperate to be done with this life and the grief is that consuming that she just wants to be gone. I wouldn’t say she’s suicidal, as that essentially simplifies it; this is someone who knows there’s a life beyond and has lived for thousands of years and is now done with it. And wants to end the immortality she was cursed with by lucifer. Which is different. And you understand it entirely. And it’s FUCKING HEARTBREAKING especially for someone who said that self preservation was the most important thing and that she always survives. Lilith is suffering so much

‘I was their manager’ lucifer was the manager of satanic panic pfft haha. And is still a fan of their music apparently. And Sabrina calling out his bullshit like ‘nah you can’t pull them back can you?’

And Sabrina being rejected by two fathers. Don’t worry Sabrina, mother figures are much better

Oh god Lilith is literally being driven insane by the cries of her dead baby.

LILITH PRAYING TO HECATE FOR STRENGTH. AND CALLING ZELDA ‘SISTER ZELDA’ and saying it’s for atonement breaks my heart. But the way she immediately perks up when she thinks Lazarus could resurrect her child. It’s all about Baby Adam now and my heart breaks even more

They’re summoning the dead/murdered homecoming queen?

OMG THEYRE DOING THE TIME WARP!!!!! I’m dying hahahaha I thought i would hate this band thing but this has won me over haha

And Sabrina coming in with another band entry. Interesting. GET READY TO LOSE YOUR SHIT haha. Ooh another good song choice

Lilith coming to marie and Lazarus and actually saying excuse me in genuine politeness and asking for Lazarus to bring him back. And the pain and tears in her voice and expression when she asks and when he says no. AND THEN SHE FUCKING STABS HIM IN THE BACK!!!! FUCK YES!!!

‘I didn’t do it for you’ is such a heartbreaking reply. And then marie saying ‘You will receive not the boon you sought but a boon’ and kissing her own the forehead. MY HEART CANT TAKE THE EMOTIONS OF PART 4 I CANT TAKE IIIITTTTTTTTTTT

I even teared up at the homecoming queen getting some of her retribution.

Sabrina in the battle of the bands is cheering me up though

WHY DOES MARIE HAVE TO GO BACK WITH THE DEAD??? WAIT SHES NOT MAMBO MARIE? WAIT SHES A FUCKING SPIRIT??????? SHES FROM THE UNDERWORLD?????? WHAAAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!

ZELDA’S HEART IS NOW ALSO BROKEN???????? Too many emotions!!!

And Dorcas ‘I don’t wanna be dead’ TOO MANY EMOTIONS

Omg she gave Agatha back her sanity?? How??? That was Dorcas’ parting gift? Forgiving her freed her from the madness?

Okay I am fed up of crying over Part 4. So much fucking emotion

ADAM SAID MAMA from beyond the grave he said MAMA and it comes from the doll that Adam 2.0 gave her and which Lilith has fucking kept with her. What did the chain coming off mean though? For Lilith to break the chains that bind? Or something else? Either way it’s inspired Lilith not to die but to take her revenge and take everything back. But if someone has figured out the chain thing, please tell me.

But my god Adam saying Mama and Lilith’s fucking reaction to it. Aaaaaaaaaah. I mean we know Marie was the spirit of the underworld so when she kissed Lilith’s head and said she’d have a boon, I feel hearing ‘mama’ is it, it confirms that Adam might not be in this world, but he is in the next. His soul lives which means all hope is not lost and I think that’s why Lilith doesn’t throw the blade in the fire and rethinks her entire plan and attitude. Vengeful Mother is here. But if that Mama really was Marie’s gift......ow but also beautiful.

ZELDA GOT TO KEEP VINEGAR TOM!!!! ‘MARIE’ gave it as a gift?????

too many emotions!!!!!! Too. Many. Emotions!

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Episode 5 liveblog

First Angel glimpse. Why are angels always so bureaucratic? Yeesh

Tater tots are an important student president issue

Why hello there Nick wandering around Baxter High

Blackwood’s head on a plate is making me laugh haha

Lilith being like GO AWAY LEAVE US BE like a typically stressed mother. And I’m dying that she hasn’t left the room and Hilda being like ‘erm how do I broach this’

I shall remain in this room until Adam is 16 being Lilith’s entire plan and how she thinks it’s a great plan makes me laugh because for someone as old as Lilith 16 years is nothing. Also it’s a big fucking deal that she’s willing to not be Queen and be Queen Mother instead, it again shows how much she loves Baby Adam because she WANTS him to have the throne.

I do love when she’s like argh stop crying.

Sabrina saying ‘Calm down, Ariel’ when Nick says ‘I wanna be part of your world’ BAHAHAHA

Sabrina M being an official Queen. And the whole ‘babe again, no’ when caliban wants a tenth circle again. And Lucifer finally noticing Lilith isn’t there. Took him a while the self-absorbed bastard

Oh god random booth at Dr Cee’s popping off to hell for a moment

Theo don’t ignore creepy laughter in your room

Omg another hobgoblin???? No memory wiping and sneaking off is not cool, Robin

It seems like hell and the mortal realm are pushing in on each other? The boundaries fading?

Sabrina M stands like Zelda and behaves like Zelda. I like this hehe

Why does the former church smell? Omg Blackwood’s body is rotting? And why are his kids still so wiggy?

Side note: where are all the adults at this season? Make it less teenagers please

Yes you are responsible Sabrina. Your paradox twin and you caused all this knock on effect. Ooooh time for the aunties to find out there are two Sabrinas. And Ambrose being like ‘wait you’re actually going to take responsibility?’

Ooooh no Morningstars got there first. And the dark Lord being pissy about Hecate worship.

‘Ambrose Spellman you come here right this instant’ great Zelda moment ooh Ambrose is 134 years old.

Also all this bringing the dark Lord to the academy is the entire reason all the shit happens to lilith. So yet again consequences of Sabrina’s actions tragically effect Lilith

So there is also a fae realm

Oh Lucifer and caliban being utter sleazy mysoginistic bastards about fucking Hecate?????? She’s more powerful than both of you and way better you bastards. I love Nick calling them tools

Roz is adapting VERY quickly to witch life. Having torture fun on Blackwood. Nowhere as much as prudence who is having the TIME OF HER LIFE

Lucifer being the first suggesting kill a Sabrina. He’s such a bastard. Nick coming in with a much more intelligent idea. Magnet polarity on a magic scale; neatly.

Darkest of the dark lords? Think a lot of yourself don’t you, Lucifer??

Dammit didn’t work with the magnets

It’s raining pearls?

‘The false god will be sticking his nose in our affairs. I hate when he does that’ lucifer has issues

An Angel calling lucifer Lightbringer and i like that they’re referred to as gender neutral

So the Angel says they can merge into one Sabrina which is awkward because they now have two distinct souls

Also why is Sabrina not at all interested in her baby brother??? Like why hasn’t she gone to see him??

LILITH SINGING HER BABY TO SLEEP WHILE ROCKING HIM SHES SO PEACEFUL. And then it’s fucking ruined by the dark Lord arriving

Oh I wish you had kept running Lilith, just for a little time at least

‘Here take Adam hide him keep him safe’ trusting Adam to Hilda MY HEART

And god Lilith looks so scared but she’s being so brave in facing him.

‘Well she was the goddess of witches and I am the first witch’ damn straight, Lilith

The fear in lilith’s eyes, not at the idea of being killed, but the idea of Adam being left alone with lucifer and without his mother to protect him and knowing he would ‘toughen him up’ by being cruel and abusive. Lilith fears for his welfare more than her own and i just wish she’d gone to Zelda instead but I feel she just thinks she never wins, that the dark Lord always comes back, always and she’d be running forever and Adam would always be in danger. The fact she has make this horrible horrible decision is causing my PHYSICAL PAIN in my heart

And she knows when she’s rocking him that it’s the last time she’ll ever hold him. She loves her son, she loves him, wants to keep him safe....and has to butcher him. I can’t bear it. I CANT FUCKING BEAR IT. Like i can’t focus on any other scenes be when I keep thinking about Lilith having her last hours with Adam. Ow, I’m crying.

Oooh Angel being fucking sneaky and lying. Big fucking surprise and now everyone choking the Angel to death and breaking her neck. Is that possible?

Theo being self-sacrificing and telling Robin to go.

So Sabrina M being shot through into another cosmos. So many many universes this season. Stepping through a mirror is very traditional.

OMG THE ORIGINAL AUNTS THEYRE HERE

Owwww the Lilith child scene. I’m crying. There’s blood everywhere. And calling Adam her lover and saying she named her son after him. And the way she reminds him of the ‘dinner’ he served her. And begging lucifer to kill her. She loved that baby so much and she wanted to die so much to be reunited with him, both of them free from the dark Lord. Her agony when he curses to age and wither and grieve but never die, and how much she cries out in agony over it so much

And then she’s outraged at his punishment but then it REALLY hits her as she looks around and sees the blood of the son she loved so much, the son we haven’t see her without since he was born, and realises not only is she cursed to live but she’s cursed to live without her son and knowing she killed him. Although I’m watching with my mum and she immediately was like ‘I understand her actions so much. It’s like when someone’s suffering and they die and you think at least they’re free of that now. It’s saving your child from the suffering no one could protect him from’. But my gods she loved her son so much.

I am in fucking agony myself over this

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Episode 1 liveblog

Richard coyle getting going postal vibes at the beginning

The miner look is definitely giving this terror a wicked creepy vibe.

Ah I’d forgotten how much I love the soundtrack on this show. It’s the tiiiime of the seeeeason.

Aaaaand of course Sabrina’s spell on mary didn’t work as planned

Omg I am loving the Hecate worship here and how mucho echoes things in actual witchcraft practice. I always love how this show does genuine nods to our practices

Full Sabrina moment there with her dismissing the possibility of doing something that risks destroying all time lines. Poor poor ambrose being like oh ffs NO

Aaaand Mary be alone and be drinking. Poor thing. And done a wee bit of furniture movement around the house apparently. Omg the way she nervously opens the door to Agatha because omg so many bad experiences.

And Sabrina is clearly depressed. I really hated how obnoxiously couply her friends were. I’ve experienced that myself and it’s so fucking rude

Omg naughty naughty Hilda with her naughty suggestions!!! But I’m laughing at how easily it’s working

OMG FAUSTUS PUTTING ON A FUCKING AMERICAN ACCENT AS PASTOR LOVECFAFT I’m dying. Also this fake church reminds me of the New Salemers in fantastic beasts.

Zelda’s looks are killing it in this episode. But omg the fears and dark thoughts the darkness whispers in zelda’s ear and how broken she is by it OWWWWW but YES HILDA COMING TO HER RESCUE AND NOT TAKING HIS SHIT

I am really not on board with the way Sabrina’s friends are being. Like Sabrina is to blame for a lot, but distance is not for one of them. And yes she did need to make up a reason to hang out because you all dismissed her suggestions and then started sucking face right in front of her

We’re getting very pushing daisies with this resurrection idea. Like legit so much like that show, even down to the timer. Loving it haha

So even Nick is hanging out with the mortals?

Oh okay so Sabrina no longer has cosmic level magic because her power comes from Hecate now

Sabrina Morningstar is loving hell clearly but when did she decide to get caliban out of the rock? I need to know this. But Sabrina M is THRIVING and she is definitely giving the ‘evil twin’ vibes I mean not actually evil but she’s clearly the darker one

‘Lilith has been super supportive’ loving that haha. I wish we’d got to see that supporting in the between of part 3 and 4. Also my god Sabrina glamoured as the minion and then them hugging and Lilith being like why the fuck is she hugging my minion; what’s going on?

I may love Sabrina M. Caliban is ‘totes sorry’

Ah more Hecate magic. The spells feel even more grounded this year

Omg mary turning to alcohol to deal with everything and then being attacked by the darkness miners and she follows blackwoods instructions of embracing the darkness and it saves her and now she is obviously gonna be fully dedicated to Blackwood because it’s the first time she’s been protected. Lilith/Lucifer parallels possibly?

Creepy fair music. Fun

Harvey being very Jeff goldblum in Jurassic park with that torch

The darkness tormenting Sabrina M reminds me uncannily of when the fear demon torments buffy in season 4 and he says she’s alone and in the end everyone always leaves.

I AM LIVING FOR THE HECATE LOVE AND TBE HECATE POWER

Also Blackwood seems to have cured Agatha of her madness but kept her very dedicated

Sabrina having a party with herself I kind of love because they’re the only ones who understand each other

And so concludes episode 1

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Episode 4 liveblog

I love that Zelda is stroking Vinegar Tom and I love it. Also she gave an honest yet brutal review of Sabrina’s speech. Loving all the witches hanging out but wish Lilith was one of them

And harvey getting judgey over witch things with roz just like he did with Sabrina. I mean harvey does try but witch Hunter is in his blood so all his instincts say ‘no’

Harvey saying ‘who does every woman I go out with turn out to be a witch?’ Had such xander ‘why does everyone I date turn out to be a demon?’ Vibes. But yep he’s getting bitchy with roz over witchcraft just as he did with Sabrina

New terror ahoy?

Ooh liking that outfit, Prue

Nooooo here comes Faustus changing the entire world into some nazi-esque nightmare

Sabrina is saying ‘oh no’ a lot this season

Omg I am loving sabrina’s glamour to hide!! She looks so freaking different. And choosing the name Samantha feels like a potential nod to bewitched

Omg wardwell in this world apparently has no need for glasses but also looks more like Michelle’s role in Bad Education haha

Omg the witch propaganda being used here is lifted right out of history. Perfect. And gets me as angry as ever. I love that they’ve used it for this

Omg this whole episode is the burning times coming alive verbatim and behaviour exactly and the fact they’re using nazi imagery tied in works well considering nazi used a lot of techniques created by German witch hunters, including the use of ovens. It’s horrifying me but it’s working well, so narratively I approve, but personally I’m sat here enraged remembering and thinking. I have family members who changed their names to Christian names to avoid persecution centuries ago and watching this is watching a world where that never changed where we continued to be killed for worshipping differently and knowing old ways etc.

Omg what’s happened to the mortuary in this world?????? And the academy is marked too?? Noooo Faustus statue in the centre???

I wish Sabrina had given the surname stevens haha

Omg has Faustus ripped out the memory of Sabrina being a Spellman???? Not even Zelda is remembering her

Omg did Zelda just say GOD IN HEAVEN????? Omg Zelda fucking slapped Sabrina!!! Ooh now her memories are being returned. I hate that this world means Zelda is back under Blackwood’s thumb

Wait they’ve been hearing cries; Lilith’s baby!? Do we get to see this? Or is this another episode where Lilith isn’t involved at all?

Omg Sabrina saving Nick. I am kinda loving these two this season.

Wait is Sabrina using the memory of Vinegar tom to bring her back? The memory of vinegar tom makes Zelda cry sometimes????

Oh another OUAT reference with Ambrose having memory issues once he leaves the border of the town

I am loving this tinker, with all his curiosities. I love these sorts of characters I wish we could have more of him.

Ooh Robin to the rescue!

Omg Hilda in this world has no colour on her arghhhh I hate it hilda should be colourful! And sugar rations being reminiscent of the war and therefore nazis again.

Hilda is running the resistance and better yet;

YES LILITH IS PART OF THE RESISTANCE AND HAS BABY ADAM WITH HER!!! YESSSSSS I didn’t watch this episode in my Lilith scenes because as an alternate reality I didn’t count it and I’m so pleased she’s in it! And she’s on team resistance! YES MY REBEL QUEEN!!! And she looks so fucking cute in that outfit and holding Adam but can’t she have some fucking lines???? Why are we not letting Lilith have more lines?? Is it because she steals scenes? But at least Lilith is on the right side, and not being painted as the bad guy. A reviewer said ‘Lilith does no wrong’ and I entirely agree

Stone soup for everyone!

Me in literally every scene; where the fuck is Lilith? Stop under using the powerful badass first witch

Honouring poor Giles Corey

Omg she fucked through the stone of reality at his head!!

YES LILITH BEING PART OF THE BATTLE AGAINST EMPEROR BLACKWOOD!!!! USING HER MAGIC JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE COVEN I AM JUST LIVING FOR LILITH BEING AT HOME IN THE ORDER OF HECATE

Lovely pup pups being the answer to returning things back to normal

The mortals don’t seem to remember things changing back though I don’t think but I think it’s implied the witches can which is good because I’d like to have Lilith remember being part of the resistance

I do like Sabrina’s ‘what a witch can ALSO mean’ speech on feminism and ah co-president Walker not Vice President

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Episode 7 liveblog

I need this ducking sitcom episode after the pain of the last few. I need some laughs! And nostalgia

I am already right back to 1996 with these two

Omg I’m loving director Faustus haha

There’s no Ambrose in this world. Meaning Sabrina hasn’t got a go-to for help. Omg this whole thing feels like a Coraline instance

What the fuck is the green room?

Sabrina why are you explaining stuff pointlessly?? And omg she has no magic here

I love that we’re seeing the sets as the sets like we do in the insta videos hehe

Ah she thought the books would help but they’re all props

Hahaha the cockroach costume

And mary wardwell as the AD And continuity and then the actual aunts are the fucking stand ins AND OMG THEY ACTUALLY SAID SALEM IS THE STAR. It’s what we all said when the show aired in the 90s. The cat ruled the show.

Omg I wish it had been Nick Bakay voicing salem.

I do love the bit of self-mockery going on here

This is such a fun episode I’m just enjoying it at the moment without there being anything overly serious....yet. Except with Rhea!hilda being like you need to forget you were before and go all in just adding to the constant sinister under-vibe. And why is everyone eating tuna???

Sabrina and Harvey running lines that are from way back at the beginning of part 1 is making me feel so nostalgic already

She opened the dooooooor and we’ve found the green room. And we’ve found Ambrose!

OMG THE TUNA IS PEOPLE???? and now Nick bakay not being the voice makes sense as Salem is The Endless. And his surname is Saberhagen haha

so Prudence and Agatha are the Libby Chessler of this world

Despite being thrilled at the OG aunts, the moment we finally speak to the CAOS aunts I was like ‘ah finally the REAL aunts’ which just shows how much this show, and these particular aunts, have won my heart

I burst out laughing when Zelda said ‘we were fan favourites’ because yep you are haha

OMG THEY SLEEP UNDER THE BEDS

Omg caliban being self-aware of his role of he was just this gorgeous person with great hair and taking his shirt off hahaha

Mary Wardwell sleeping on the couch because they never built her bedroom makes me laugh because everyone was hyper aware they did not build anything but the sitting room of the cottage haha

Why is this world’s Nick following them everywhere?

Omg the two Zeldas speaking at the same time hahahah

Oooh shit be slipping out. And I’m loving that our Zelda is still taking charge even in the face of the OG aunts and a sitcom setting. The real aunts rocking on in every realm

Harvey got sent to the Green Room????

Sabrina is so fucking done hahahahaha

When she asks to find the head writer and they all just looking away like don’t ask me

‘This is all exposition’. I love that Sabrina is trying to get the endless on side with her against the void. And he’s in such bloody denial.

‘YOU make sure the shutters are closed’ omg Salem being like ‘Sabrina should get candles’. I love it.

OG aunts are servants of the void of course they are

‘I think they’re servants of the void

In which case to get some candles and TAKE ME WITH YOU’

Omg the endless is actually funny ‘Zelda suddenly has a sneezing fit!’ And he has full control of what happens to anyone

‘Harvey slips on a banana peel’

Omg the OG aunts ATE the fuckiny real aunts. Well this world’s real aunts anyway

AND SHE MADE IT!

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Episode 3 liveblog

Oh the Blackwood kids, forgot about them

How is mary okay with all this????? Like no to witches but okay to this?? She’s even offering up sabrina???? That’s what Christian propaganda does to ya

I now understand why they mentioned seeing Alien in the first episode because this scene in the mortuary has major Alien vibes

Is Sabrina creating a guy? Or just summoning love in general? The latter is fine, the former is definitely not.

Zelda is so stressed without Hilda living with her!! She can’t find anything in the house without her sister. ‘Selfish to the last’ for moving out hahaha and her demanding she come home at once even though she knows she can’t haha. Zelda needs a hug and some help

Prudence telling everyone to kill Blackwood on sight because no one knows he has the Mark of Cain and can’t be killed!

Mambo marie looking very interested in Roz....

So Lucas is clearly the Trojan horse mary is sending to trap Sabrina and Sabrina clearly thinks it’s her wax-made boyfriend

Mambo marie turning up at roz’s house. Telling her that she is a witch, not a cunning woman?????? And Nana Walker is her guardian spirit!??? Yes we try to see Nana. I like Nana.

WALKER WOMEN WERE ONCE WITCHES????? WHO HAD TO HIDE THEIR IDENTITY AS THEY WERE PART OF THE CHURCH?????????

Sabrina having water dreams; can’t be good.

Also where is all the fucking Lilith content? It’s all so fucking sparse

Lucifer and Sabrina M touring the nine circles and Caliban is all about the throne more than anything else, we all knew this. AND CALIBAN FUCKING TRYING TO RIP LILITH APART WITH HER OWN CHILD. The bastard fuck needs to die

And my god Lilith on the doorstep of the acamedy in agony and begging for help and Zelda immediately doing so and omg the birthing scene this scene is agony and yet so empowering at the same time. The way they all take on her pain is just fucking beautiful and it’s so heartbreaking how surprised Lilith is by this she’s never known such selflessness. And that baby definitely has teeth already. A child of lucifer and Lilith born under the protection of Hecate. I will never be over this scene.

And Sabrina drinking gallons of water because she’s got that weird thing in her now

Omg I don’t think Lucas is the weird he is far too freaked out by her new tongue addition to be The Weird. Oh my god so weird with this sucker tongue and ink sacs in the palms. She’s turning into a squid hybrid too. Ambrose is ‘dreadfully concerned’

Sabrina; get it out of me get it out of me. I definitely understand, Sabrina.

Another episode that reminds of buffy, with the demon egg babys looked very much like this weird thing.

Clever using Sycarax to do the opposite of drowning and dry out Sabrina so the terror will HAVE to leave.

Also I’m dying that every witch in the coven is apparently cooing over Lilith’s baby. We do not see enough accidentally adorable stuff in the show. I want to see the cooing!

So not enough Lilith in this bloody season

I hate caliban so very much. I will burn your clay body to fucking dust. You wanna explode her fucking innards and throw the baby into the pit??? And caliban proving to be more dangerous that even the plague kings realised. Bit off more than they can chew?

And roz is having a witch related identity crisis I feel and prudence pretending not to remember Roz at all. I do love this twist of some witches not knowing they’re witches because having to hide who they were in the burning times means they’ve forgotten

Omg mambo marie has said what I’ve said since part 1; Roz is a Seer!

Lilith being like ‘the kings are to kill my baby not bring gifts’ and Zelda being like well we will fuck them up good and proper. Also is it wrong I loved seeing Lilith holding that baby so closely

‘We no longer worship the dark Lord, and Lilith and the babe are under our dark mother’s protection’ HELLS TO THE YES

My god this spell to defeat the kings is fucking AMAZING. They killed him with the pain of childbirth mwa hahaha. And Beelezbub bailing like the weasel he is

Hilda calling Asmodeus ‘what’s his name’ hehe. And beelzebub is the last plague king

Hilda and Zelda are so cute coming in to tell Lilith she’s safe and can stay in the academy. And I just love that Hilda tried to have the baby, but obviously everyone has been cooing st and holding the babe so Lilith does that cute ‘ah-ah’ he’s mine type thing.

Oh god what’s happening to Lucas???

These terrors have strong The First vibe. They should develop a buffy attitude of telling them to tuck off

Oh it’s still in Sabrina!! SHES TELLING EVERYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES AS SACRIFICE

Ambrose to the rescue with more sleeping spells.

It’s on her brain??????? The ‘oh no’ from Sabrina is an understatement.

Gotta rot her mind to get it out?

So the only reason she was an ideal host is because she felt unfulfilled being single. So if she hadn’t felt so much in need of a partner to feel whole it couldn’t have got in. Lesson to be happy with yourself and not use relationships as your source or self worth

She’s singing 16 going on 17 with Nick to try and stay sane while it’s happening. Is oddly sweet. I’m touched

And now roz has to tell harvey what she is. Awkward considering on their first date ‘You’re not a witch are you?’

‘I’ve been trying to fill myself with the wrong thing’ omg I love this. Sabrina recognising being empty doesn’t mean get a boy in your life, it means you’ve got to figure out who you are on your own. And I love that they have Sabrina actually saying that

Ooooh roz keeping secrets from harvey, not telling him she’s a witch. Tis the beginning of the separate life

Prudence saying the ‘new weird sisters’ broke my heart. She’s lost so much and now she’s gaining so much.

WHY IS MARY SO ON BOARD WITH BLACKWOOD?????

Also he hated so much when the terror said it needed Sabrina not him. He can’t escape her haha

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Episode 2 liveblog

Omg it’s Lucy the kid that Lilith rescued! Noooooo her mother was killed! No Lucy stay away from the scary dude!!!! Noooooo

Yellow wallpaper room. Loving that reference. Also the two failure of dates from Sabrina. I’ve been there girl, I have so been there

Roz’s cunning to the rescue with making sure harvey doesn’t get his heart ripped out by the Uninvited. But like the guy’s feet are putting me off my empanadas.

Lilith not into this caliban marriage at all even before Lucifer mentions the threat to her child. But when he says caliban looks good shirtless Lilith is literally like wtf ew no I do not want to look at that clay abomination shirtless you big creep freak.

And then we cut to mary and Michelle’s voice is so different. Amazing actress. But omg mary is well in with the Blackwood lot, laying out flyers and being called a sister. And mary knows about the eldritch terrors now??? And accepts it??? Mary and Agatha are church sisters now?

All Hilda wants is a nice small wedding with everyone dressed as movie monsters, love it love it. But omg so much sisterly arguments over it is so perfect I love it. Hilda to Zelda: ‘Which you will not commandeer, SPELLMAN’

Omg Lilith just turning up at the door I’m dying. And then immediately figures out there are two Sabrinas. I love her so much! She’s perfect. And I love this whole conversation between her and Sabrina; it’s how I wish the whole fucking series would be. These two constantly pairing up and Lilith being essentially the third aunt. This series’ version of Vesta

I love that Sabrina S thinks a way to break up caliban and Sabrina M Is to wax lyrical about Hecate

Prudence deliberately tormenting Caliban is pure perfection.

Ah they have to exorcise Dr Cee’s incubus and the poor love is fucking terrified OMG IT JUMPED INTO FUCKING THEO. Although I’m laughing at Theo’s little shirt flick as he left

Roz going a wee bit phoebe halliwell in this episode

‘They are not monsters they are entities beyond comprehension’ eldritch terrors meaning big shit to come

Zelda to the boys; you had one job ONE. I need to make that gif because iconic! Also her refusal to stop her Hilda’s wedding even for the terrors is also iconic

Omg Theo possessed by the incubus and getting grabby with Robin. I can’t look!

Mary trying her teach skills with the Uninvited. My god woman you’re going down the wrong path!!! Adam would be a wee bit horrified. And so was mary when Blackwood got Agatha to bring a tongue.

Wait caliban has something in a box. Has he gelded himself????? Omg clay balls

Mary: where did you get that tongue? You know for someone who condemned witches and other stuff she’s being pretty accepting of all this bullshit

Also they should have gone with Lilith’s plan just to kill Caliban. For so many reasons.

Omg Richard is making me laugh at the way he’s looking so expectantly at the uninvited

Wait no EWWWWWWWWW no Faustus!

Hilda looks gorgeous!!!! And Hilda giving the most realistic love talk haha like there’s nothing wrong with being alone or single and why want to rush to a relationship but enjoy the fun and the process

And now mary is bathing a terror. Woman what are you doing?

And because they cleans up the uninvited Sabrina and Nick didn’t know to invite him on pfft

Is that a different actress playing Gryla??? No I love Heather. I’m presuming it’s because she was having her baby

Sabrina’s speech is starting to sound like Holt when he just went ‘PAIIIIIIIN’ omg Sabrina is so drunk on gin I’m legit dying at this it’s perfect. We’ve all known one of the moments

And Hilda being like ‘please make it stop’ omg Sabrina is knocking over shit and freaking Zelda dragging her off the stage

Omg I’m loving mambo marie dancing to the band. I’m loving what she’s wearing. Actually I’m loving EVERYONE’s clothes

I am not getting enough Lilith in these episodes. I feel we’re getting a wee bit more mary instead possibly to balance out part 3

Oh no Theo and the incubus! Omg it’s body jumping!! It’s in Melvin!! No it’s in the Terror! And wow he just outright devoured the incubus

Stranger reveal thyself. Zelda you badass

Omg HE KILLED DORIAN!!!!!!!!!???????

Can’t believe Hilda’s beautiful wedding has been fucking crashed

Omg Hilda put her hand up to speak to the uninvited. She’s adorable. But now Sabrina taking the uninvited to Hell and then leavin LILITH TO LOOK AFTER HIM?????

Lilith is so very much the third aunt

Omg i did burst out laughing at Lucifer bursting in on the two Sabrinas and being like ‘why am I seeing double?’.

Ooh even he’s afraid of the terrors.

I do love sabrina M’s wedding dress too, all the red and the lace.

Omg Sabrina S has proposed to the Uninvited. Why do I now feel bad for him knowing he’s being tricked??? It feels so harsh so harsh so harsh

Ewwwww he did kiss her ewwwww ewwww. He looks so enamoured of her. He wants to carry her across the threshold. Omg I hate it why do I feel bad for him????????? He said you’ve broken my heart!!!!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwwww

Also Lilith’s dress for the wedding is amazing

Aaaaah Hilda got to have her horror movie themed wedding and Zelda is in a witch costume. And Sabrina is dressed as the Archie comics Sabrina!!

I loved their personal vows; so sweet! It even made Zelda cry! ‘For Hecate’s sake just kiss the man!’

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Okay so 8am my time, CAOS Part 4 drops, and I actually have plans with my Mum to have a full watch day with comfy clothes and blankets and whiskey and pizza and chocolates and all the glorious snacks. I will most likely end up liveblogging on here as both of us go through the show and I will be using the tag caos p4 spoilers so if you don’t want to be spoiled, blacklist that tag. I will be using it for anything related to p4 for the next week. Any liveblogging will also be tagged caos p4 liveblog, so if you want to avoid that but don’t want to avoid spoilers in general, just blacklist that tag