#C'EST TROP MIGNON

[gastonlagaffe]

Spirou et Fantasio - La brosse à dents

Spirou n°4511

[barbiemonamie]

[chocolatepeppermintswirl]

un lapin dans une maison en forme de fraise

[duchesspeggy]

Mon petit cousin de 5 ans, à sa maman:

« Je t'aime, du plus fort que je peux, et je t'aimerai encore demain. »

[perduedansmatete]

je vais devoir continuer ma journée comme si l'empire (romain) n'avait pas dit "oui je suis venu à vélo de chez ma copine" ce matin quand on s'est tous rejoint pour faire une enquête de merde (marrante néanmoins)

[ficuscircus]

HPI rewatch: 207, "55 kilos"

[sobillyboy]

J’ai annoncé plusieurs fois dans la journée à des élèves qu’ils avaient validé leur L1, et bon dieu enlevez moi de là, parce que d’entendre leurs cris de joie ça me fait pleurer et après j’ai honte.

[cestmoiquand]

Quand tu apprends que raton-laveur en allemand c'est "Waschbär", l'ours qui se nettoie.

[neiyuu]

On a un chiot depuis un peu plus de deux mois et j'apprends via une amie que mon copain a prévu de m'offrir un chaton pour mon diplôme/mon anniv (ou en tout cas en 2025). Jsp si je dois être heureuse de l'attention ou horrifiée à l'idée du travail que ça va demander pour son éducation.

[dannika-jeon]

C'est clair ! J'ai eu un peu de chance et ça me relance dans le game comme il faut ! Malone est très sympa, c'est vrai. J'espère qu'on te donnera quelques émotions. Je suis dans une catégorie à part, je crois, c'est encore autre chose... Les gens qui le choisissent sans le choisir — je pensais plutôt aux violeurs et harceleurs (ne me demande pas pourquoi). Est-ce que c'est possible d'être aussi belle et aussi adorable ? Tartine-moi d'autocollants, je t'en prie. Je ferai mes meilleurs dessins sur tes prothèses.

C'est une sacré opportunité. Je suis certaine qu'on entendra parler de vous deux partout pendant un bon moment. Vous me donnez envie de jouer une figurante en arrière-plan pour voir ce qui se trame maintenant! Je comprends et je ne pousse pas plus. J'ai l'impression que ce n'est pas un sujet facile pour toi. Ce qui compte, c'est que maintenant tu sois là et que tu te battes pour ta passion. Je ne sais pas mais je suis prête à relever le défi d'être les deux à la fois s'il le faut! Je rigole, bien entendu. Mais tu peux être sûr que je me ferais un grand plaisir de te mettre des autocollants partout. Tu me diras ta couleur préférée pour que je respecte quand même tes goûts au maximum. Pas de dessins grossiers, c'est promis?

Oops?

Il semblerait que je l'ai encore fait... J'ai osé toucher l'épaule de mon garde du corps et maintenant la toile s'est enflammée. Pitié dîtes-moi que ça va s'essoufler plus vite cette fois-!

[coovieilledentelle]

C'est trop mignon !

Le grand amour c'est celui qui rend le reste du monde petit...

Luscasclavel

[dreamauri]

♪ — 𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗧�� 𝗔 𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗧 - part one spy! max verstappen x spy! fem! reader ( action ) fic summary . . . as spies from opposing countries, you each try to beat each other to success, but sometimes, you're going to need to be frenemies.

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You hated the heels, how they clicked with each step as you walked through the crown on the hardwood flooring. You didn’t also fancy the crowd, but as a social species and with a job as such, you had to put up with it. ‘There he is,’ You thought recognizing the face you were present for tonight. Champagne glass in hand, you reached to put your hand on the guy's back when you were pulled away from your waist swiftly.

You found yourself walking past, looking up with a death stare at the smug face of the dutch blond. “I was waiting for you.” He smirked, leaning down. God you hated his smirk. “Get lost, verstappen.” You faked a smile trying to pull away only for him to dig his nails into your waist and pull you even closer. “That’s not a nice thing to say to your date, my love.” He took your free hand twirling you gently.

“Never thought I’d get to see you in a dress,” He leaned down, taking a sip of your champagne. “Navy looks good on you.” He chuckled and you gave him a death glare, watching him swallow the golden alcohol. He wiped his mouth in his suit sleeve, looking past you at the guy both of you apparently were after. “He’s mine.” You growled lowly, pulling yourself out of his grip. 

“I would love for you to-” Max cut himself off, putting his hand on his chest taking in a deep breath. His eyes glanced down to the alcohol champagne that was bubbling just a bit more than normal. “You silly girl.” He realised. You smirked, turning him around and pushing him from his back, leading him out of the party. “He calls her silly yet he falls for the oldest trick in the book.” You mock, walking down the halls and pushing him in an empty room. “You stay here, and don’t blow my cover or I swear on god it’ll be the last time you see the moon.”

Max rolled his eyes playfully, plopping on a cushioned chair. “You’ll come save me after you finish, right? You’re not going to leave me here, all alone.” “I’ll think about it.” Max watched as you exited the room with a slam from the door. He cozied up, taking off his blue bowtie. The drug would kick any minute now and he didn’t want to choke to death while being passed out. 

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“Come on, sweetheart. Let's go.” Max awoke immediately when he heard the door open with a click. He watched the party host’s knocked out body splay on the leather couch and you tuck something in your bra. “Come on.” You urged Max, wrapping one of his arms around your neck and pulling him up on his feet. He got up with a pained moan, leaning all his weight on you. He pathetically attempted to try and reach into the top of your dress for the flash drive you were going to fight over later.

“Save your breath.” You smacked his hand away, sliding the window open and hopping out. Max followed soon after, landing on his face. It wasn’t a big fall since you were on the ground floor, but you should’ve taken a photo of the Dutch, you’ve never seen him be so ridiculous. With a shove in your passenger seat and buckling him up, you drove out of the estate, not giving the mansion one last glance. 

“Please die so I can dump your body in the river,” “Not a chance.” Was the last thing Max said before he passed out again. When woke up again he found himself in a dingy apartment, the sun stinging his eyes with the after effects and hangover from the drug and alcohol hitting him like a rock. The flat was empty, probably a temporary place to stay for this mission. It was quiet as well, minus your voice from the bathroom, talking to someone on the phone. 

“Aww c'est trop mignon. Dis-lui de le mettre sous un oreiller pour la fée des dents, je passerai, promis.” [Aww that’s so cute. Tell her to put it under a pillow for the tooth fairy, I'll stop by, I promise] Who the fuck were you talking to right now? Max watched in the reflection from the window as you held the flashdrive between your teeth, phone pressed to your ear as you brushed your hair into a ponytail. This was his chance. Maybe not.

He hadn’t realised he was cuffed to the bed, and had fallen flat on his chest just a few inches from your ankles. You looked down at him for a few seconds with an unimpressed and amused look. “Excusez-moi, les idiots se lèvent. Rendez-vous à X dans quelques jours.” [Excuse me, the idiots up. See you at X in a few days] Max pushed himself to stand up, looking at his half naked body, dressed in only his boxer shorts, ankle cuffed to the foot of the bed.

“If I didn’t know you I’d think you were up to some errotic shit.” You gave him a fake smile and a muted chuckle. “Well you don’t know me, and you're wrong.” “I mean, you’re in nothing but underwear.” The two of you stared at each other silently for a few seconds. “I value myself too much, why would I sleep with a man like you.” “I’m very good in bed, just so you know.” Max put his hands on his hips proudly. “I doubt that, virgin.” “I have a girlfriend.” “Where is she from? Your Imagi-nation? Sounds like a lie to me.”

“Girls you’re both pretty,” You and Max turned to the Spanish man at the door. Fernando looked between the two of you, putting his hands in his pockets with a smug smirk. You felt yourself groan putting the flash drive in your bra, locking the bathroom door shut. “I see you got busy.” The Spanish man teased the Dutch, looking around the room with a smirk. “We didn’t do anything.” Max defended, crossing his arms. “The hickies say otherwise.” Fernando chuckled, going through drawers and cupboards. “They’re bruises. I feel it on my face.” Max corrected, looking at the locked bathroom door. “That actually sounds like something you’d do, Verstappen.” “Are you really going to leave me out here for him to kill me?” “She left you for the sharks.” Fernando noted, hearing the bathroom window click open, knowing you climbed out.

 “Make this quick. I’ve already passed out twice in less than 8 hours.” 

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“I hate you so fucking much fernando.”  “I love you too, hermosa.” [beautiful] 

It was a gathering at this point. Dutch, French, and Spanish spies all in one room. Only the Spanish spy was the one who wasn’t tied up on the floor. You wiggled on your seat, trying to get up on your knees only for Max to squirm under you. 

“Can you stop fucking moving?” “Can you stop being a pussy?” You spat back, shimmying your back up against his chest to try and get a better angle to untie your binds. Fernando from across the room, sitting on a desk, watched with a small smile, leaning back in his chair with his hands entangled behind his head. He had tied you and Max on top of eachother, purely for entertainment. 

“That’s my-- Y/N!” The small high pitched scream left his mouth had the rest of the men in the room laughing and you angry. “Bitch.” “Me the bitch? Y/N your heel is on my dick!” With a huff, you tipped your bodies back slamming Max back on his chest, hammering the air out of his lungs.

“Well, I have what I need,” With the shut of his laptop, Nando gets up waving goodbye and exiting the dimly lit basement.

You take a few seconds before managing to lift your body up so you were doing a handstand on your forearms. Carefully, you slip your body through the gap between your and Max’s bodies. You manage to untangle yourself, now facing each other in opposite directions. With your face to his, you gave each other dirty looks. 

“You’re ugly as fuck.” “Can you shut up, Y/N?! Can your mouth do anything else?” “It can suck pussy better than you!” “Oh shut up. I can suck dick better-- No-” “Haha- got ya.”

You did eventually push him to sit up, managing to untie the rope. You rubbed your wrists as you stood up, with a groan. “USB’s mine.” Max stood up groggily. He was in no shape to fight right now, having been fighting against fernando earlier, while you only got caught without being beat up.

“Look, you’re gonna fall apart, and he’s already across town. So I suggest you stay down.” “Aww, you care for me.” “If I had a knife I'd dissect you and frame your heart in my office.” “You love me so much.” He rolled his eyes, walking past you. Or he attempted to, because he received a straight punch to his gut that sent him curled on the floor.

“I wont punch you again if you help me.” “How about go fuck yourself. I’d give you a knife so you can dig my heart out rather than work with you.” “Aww, that’s so romantique.” [romantic]

[zeldabecameaqueen]

One year ago

↓ EN transcription + FR translation ↓

BadBoyHalo: Alright, stand in front of the wall!

[Dapper, Leonarda, Foolish invisible except for the legs and Tallulah stand in front of BBH]

BBH: Alright. Look as evil and menacing as you can. I feel like- I feel like there's...

Jaiden: oooh 🫠

BBH: ...a not-kid over here

Foolish: I'm a kid!

BBH: ...Uh, alright, whatever, alright here we go,

Foolish: I'm a kid!!

BBH: say cheese!

Foolish: Cheeeese

[BBH chuckles and takes the picture]

BBH: Alright let's see how that looks.

[BBH looks at the picture]

BBH: Oh, that looks cute

Foolish: I'm like among us!

Jaiden: That looks adorable.

BBH: I love it,

Jaiden: Oh my god you are!

BBH: this is very cute. Here...

Foolish: Uh oh, did Cyan do it?

BBH: Super cute. And then, disembodied legs

🇨🇵

BadBoyHalo : Ok, mettez-vous devant le mur !

[Dapper, Leonarda, Foolish invisible sauf pour ses jambes et Tallulah se placent en face de BBH]

BBH: Ok. Prenez l'air aussi maléfique et menaçant que possible. J'ai l'impression... J'ai l'impression qu'il y a...

Jaiden : oooh 🫠

BBH : ...un non-enfant par ici

Foolish : Je suis un enfant !

BBH : ...Euh, d'accord, peu importe, c'est parti,

Foolish : Je suis un enfant !

BBH : dites Ouistiti !

Foolish : Ouistitiiiiii

[BBH rigole et prend la photo]

BBH : Très bien, voyons ce que ça donne.

[BBH regarde la photo]

BBH : Oh, c'est mignon,

Foolish : Je suis comme un among us !

Jaiden : C'est adorable.

BBH : J'adore,

Jaiden : Oh mon dieu, c'est vrai !

BBH : c'est trop mignon. Regarde...

Foolish : Oh oh, est-ce que c'est Cyan l'imposteur ?

BBH : Trop mignon. Et là y des jambes désincarnées

[perduedansmatete]

le suspens est insoutenable je veux mon cadeau

ce soir il faisait le mystérieux en mode demain je me lève tôt alors que ça n'arrive strictement jamais mais il ne voulait pas me dire pourquoi il était là tu verras demain blablabla sauf que je ne supporte pas le mystère et je ne suis pas patiente donc j'ai râlé et je pensais qu'il allait quand même le garder pour lui car je le connais et que c'est pas son genre de céder à tous mes caprices sauf qu'il a fini par me dire qu'il voulait me trouver un cadeau... je lui ai dit en quel honneur et il m'a répondu "bah je t'aime ?" et maintenant je m'en veux d'avoir forcé ouin

[brideofmbappe]

awww c'est trop mignon

[je-suis-ronflex]

Je vous ai pas raconté mais dimanche, j'ai rejoint une amie pour prendre un café avant qu'elle prenne son train et à un moment, un mec plutôt mignon vient s'asseoir à la table à coté et plusieurs fois, je l'ai surpris en train "d'écouter" ce qu'on disait et de sourire aux bêtises qu'on pouvait dire En personne saine et équilibrée que je suis, j'ai lancé Grindr discrètement et j'ai vu qu'il était aussi sur Grindr donc je lui ai envoyé un message et depuis, on s'écrit beaucoup on s'est échangé nos Insta c'est trop mignon hihi suite au prochain épisode