#C: Ephram

[thesimquarter]

Quick appreciation of the slightly cursed renders in the GBA manuals for the sims: bustin’ out & the urbz.

Anyways, did you know? The handbooks for the first two handheld Sims games has some unique descriptions for many of the characters!

These are the ‘Meet Your Neighbors’ pages of of The Sims: Bustin’ Out (GBA) and The Urbz: Sims in the City (GBA & DS) in the official game manuals.

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[page 1]

MEET YOUR SIMVALLEY NEIGHBORS For a small town, SimValley has a lot of colorful characters for your Sim to get acquainted with. This section gives you a peak at just a few of the people who populate your Sim’s new home town.

Dusty Hogg - This bad boy biker plays by his own rules. While rumors around town state that he still lives with his parents, we don’t recommend you tease him about that—or anything else.

Mad Willy Hurtzya - Mad Willy knows a thing or two about going 10 rounds. Quick to solve a problem by applying his fists, he's definitely more of a fighter than a lover

Eddie Renalin - Although some Sims say that Eddie used to be a skinny twerp of a kid, those allegations have never been proven. Though short on smarts, these days Eddie's the biggest and strongest guy around town.

Bucki Brock - Bucki is a straight shooter who was born and raised right in the Valley. This is one girl who knows a cow from a steer and that's no bull.

Daddy Bigbucks - Daddy is sure enough a big spender. Your Sim will want to keep on his god side a to ensure they're near the drainpipe should any of that wealth trickle down.

Det. Dan D. Mann - Detective Dan D. Mann is the police presence in SimValley. He prides himself on keeping the SimValley streets safe and boasts that jaywalking is down 25% since he took on the beat.

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O. Phil McClean - While O. Phil McClean isn’t the friendliest fisherman your Sim will ever meet, he does know the best spots for reeling in the biggest fish. If your Sim can get to know this crusty angler, he might tell them just what he’s using for bait.

Ephram Earl - This otherworldly neighbor is very familiar with things that go bump in the night. A bit on the loony side, this ghost can still give your Sim some of the worldly belongings that he no longer needs.

Misty Waters - Misty is responsible for keeping swimming Sims from expiring in the watery deep. She prides herself on staying fit, all the better to save lives and look good in her work uniform... a swimsuit.

Chet R. Chase - No hoity-toity, fancy French cooking for Chet R. Chase. A SimValley native, Chet serves up a tasty plate o' vittles that’s pure down home cooking.

Olde Salty - Olde Salty is the SimValley fish monger. He's a grumpy old sailor so ye'd best be wary of what ye say!

Nicki Knack - This SimValley old timer has made it her business to put her nose in everyone else's. A devoted collector of this and that, Nicki really might have a use for some of the items your Sim can't use.

Uncle Hayseed - Thanks to Uncle Hayseed’s generous invitation to come and spend the summer in SimValley, your Sim has a chance to enjoy the slower-paced life of country livin’ at its finest.

[Page 3]

Giuseppi Mezzoalto - Some Sims are suspicious of this Giuseppi and think that he sometimes uses his van for moving people's things—whether he hired or not, But when it's time to relocate, his big, roomy van does the trick for toting a Sim’s possessions across town.

In addition to this cast of characters, there are many more Sims around town who can become friends, roommates, or more!

[Page 4]

Darius - King of the Streeties, Darius has moves on the court and is a straight shooter when it comes to darts. He can usually be found at his hangout, Club Xizzle. Remember to stay away from his hotdogs.

Kris Thistle - Kris Thistle is King Tower's janitor. Outgoing, with a touch of attitude, she's more at home in her darkroom than behind a mop.

Daddy Bigbucks - Sim Valley's big spender moved to Miniopolis with plans to buy the entire city! Keep your eyes and ears open—this cat is definitely up to something.

Polly Nomial - Queen of the Nerdies and Associate Professor at the university, Polly is one smart cookie. If you're lucky, she might show you her vintage dictionary collection.

Roxanna Moxie - Flamboyant and fearless, Roxanna Moxie is the Carnival ringmaster and Queen of the Artsies. Fond of the bizarre, she counts the founding of the carnival's first freak show among her greatest achievements.

Luthor L Bigbucks III - Luthor is son and heir to Daddy Bigbucks' financial empire. A jetsetter and King of the Richies, Luthor walks the walk, but didn’t quite inherit his father’s evil streak.

[Page 5]

MEET YOUR NEIGHBORS The city is full of people for your Urb to get acquainted with. This section gives you the rundown on some of the people you'll meet.

Darius - King of the Streeties, Darius can usually be found at his hangout, Club Xizzle. Remember to stay away from his corndogs.

Kris Thistle - The King Tower janitor is outgoing, with a touch of attitude. Kris is more at home in her darkroom than behind a mop.

Daddy Bigbucks - Sim Valley's big spender moved to Miniopolis with plans to buy the entire city! Keep your eyes and ears open—he's definitely up to something.

Futo Maki - This construction worker oversaw the renovation of Splicer Island before it was shut down. Maybe you can put him back to work.

Sharona Faster - Sharona had plans to operate a water taxi to Splicer Island, until Daddy Bigbucks squashed her dream.

Jack I. Deal - This big man used to work for Daddy Bigbucks himself, but now he's got different ideas on how to earn his living.

Busta Cruz - This guy is a born entertainer. He keeps the Urbz amusement levels up.

Downloads to the full manuals can be found in this archive.

[maya-matlin]

From any fandoms, pick 3 of your favorite ships from each letter of the alphabet (based on their ship name) ex: A:(three ships) B: (three ships) and so on. If there’s only one that exists per letter that’s okay too! 😊

Uh.. I'll try! I can't promise anything for some of these letters.

A:

1.) Adam & Becky (Degrassi)

2.) Angel & Cordelia (Angel)

3.) Alex & Marissa (The OC)

B:

1.) Betty & Jughead (Riverdale)

2.) Brooke & Lucas (One Tree Hill)

3.) Brittany & Santana (Glee)

C:

1.) Chandler & Monica (Friends)

2.) Cory & Topanga (Boy Meets World)

3.) Craig & Ashley (Degrassi)

D:

1.) Drew & Bianca (Degrassi)

2.) Dan & Blair (Gossip Girl)

3.) Dawson & Jen (Dawson's Creek)

E:

1.) Ephram & Amy (Everwood)

2.) Elizabeth & Jason (General Hospital)

3.) Emily & Naomi (Skins)

F:

1.) Fred & Gunn (Angel)

2.) Faith & Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

3.) Felicity & Noel (Felicity)

G:

1.) Graham & Megan (But I'm a Cheerleader)

2.) Georgia & Joe (Ginny & Georgia)

3.) Ginny & Marcus (Ginny & Georgia)

H:

1.) Holly J & Sav (Degrassi)

2.) Hannah & Bright (Everwood)

3.) Henry & Alex (Red, White and Royal Blue)

I:

1.) Isak & Even (Skam)

2.) Iris & Miles (The Holiday)

3.) Isabel & Kyle (Roswell)

J:

1.) Jay & Manny (Degrassi)

2.) Joey & Caitlin (Degrassi)

3.) JT & Liberty (Degrassi)

K:

1.) KC & Clare (Degrassi)

2.) Kirsten & Sandy (The OC)

3.) Karma & Amy (Faking It)

L:

1.) Luke & Lorelai (Gilmore Girls)

2.) Logan & Veronica (Veronica Mars)

3.) Leo & Piper (Charmed)

M:

1.) Michael & Maria (Roswell)

2.) Marshall & Lily (How I Met Your Mother)

3.) Mike & Phoebe (Friends)

N:

1.) Nathan & Haley (One Tree Hill)

2.) Nancy & Steve (Stranger Things)

3.) Noah & Allie (The Notebook)

O:

P:

1.) Pacey & Joey (Dawson's Creek)

2.) Pacey & Andie (Dawson's Creek)

3.) Patrick & Kat (10 Things I Hate About You)

Q:

1.) Quinn & Santana (Glee)

2.) Quinn & Logan (Zoey 101)

R:

1.) Ron & Hermione (Harry Potter)

2.) Ricky & Gina (High School Musical: The Musical: The Series)

3.) Riley & Maya (Girl Meets World)

S:

1.) Sean & Ellie (Degrassi)

2.) Shawn & Angela (Boy Meets World)

3.) Sam & Mercedes (Glee)

T:

1.) Tiny & Shay (Degrassi)

2.) Tristan & Miles (Degrassi)

3.) TJ & Cyrus (Andi Mack)

U:

V:

1.) Victor & Tea (One Life to Live)

2.) Veronica & Cheryl (Riverdale)

3.) Veronica & Betty (Riverdale)

W:

1.) Willow & Tara (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

2.) Waverly & Smash (Friday Night Lights)

X:

1.) Xander & Sarah (Days of Our Lives)

2.) Xander & Anya (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Y:

1.) Yousef & Yana (Skam)

Z:

1.) Zig & Maya (Degrassi)

2.) Zoe & Grace (Degrassi)

3.) Zane & Riley (Degrassi)

[pooma-today]

CJMAHSS, Varandarappilly, Thrissur, Kerala.

Gandhi Jayanti celebration - Felicitation ceremony

As a part of Swatch Bharat, the environmental cleaning process was conducted on the occasion of Gandhi Jayanti Celebration, on Oct. 03, 2024, by the students of Chemmannur Joseph Memorial Assumption Higher Secondary School - CJMAHSS, Varandarappilly, Thrissur, Kerala, with the initiative of the Head Master. Mr. Jovel V Joseph, with the support of the students and the organizers - Gandhi Darshan Club, in co-ordination with the alumnus of this school Mr. Sukumaran C P, initiated by Mr. Kunju C. Nair, The UN Designate.

As a part of the celebrations, on Oct. 30, 2024, the students were felicitated with the UN Certificates are : Daniel Babu, Afeefa Fathima A J, Sarang M Sujithlal, Sanam Sulthana, Afra E B, Muhammed Minhaj, Abhinav Somarajan K, Balkees Beegam M S, Moksha K H, Denin E J, Suryadas P V, Alna M J, Godson K Shyju, Parvana T A, Aswathi M R, Vaishnav V Biju, Jyolsna M P, Jisnamol C J, Joshua J Manjaly, Abel Thomas, Anal Suresh, Shine Sebastian, Parvana Sreejith, Diya Vinesh, Mishel Pauly, Anooja Lijo, Athina C A, Rishitha P S, Dhiya Mariya P S, Johan Raphael K, Nivedh N R, Joshua A D, Libin Biju, Evin M V, Ephram Anto Bijoy, Cyril Joy, Jomon V G, Emeric Saji, Sharbel E S, and Livin Antony. The teachers initiated the programme, representing the Gandhi Darshan Club, are Reshma Johnson (UPST), Sojamol C T (UPST), Ajo Joseph V (PET), Jelips Paul K (HST Maths), Reena K K (NW), Gayathri Soman K (Music) and Miny John C (HST English), felicitated with the UN Certificates. Also felicitated the Head Master. Mr. Jovel V Joseph and the Co-ordinator Mr. Sukumaran C P with Certificates.

PTA President P. C Jose, First Asst. Jelma K Kiahakudan, and Gandhi Darshan Co-ordinator Jyothi Joseph welcomed all the Students and Staff / Teachers present, acknowledged their blessing and wishes to the recipients of the Certificates. All the students were motivated and happy to take the pledge to keep the environment as clean forever in their future.

Mr. Kunju C. Nair, the UN Designate, inaugurated the programme and acknowledged thanks and gratitude to the organizers and students present. We are proud to be a part of the initiative by the Chemmannur Joseph Memorial Assumption Higher Secondary School - CJMAHSS, Varandarappilly, Thrissur, Kerala.

[connorshermann]

ephram-asbury a réagi à votre billet “Ephram?”: Est-ce que c’est comme ça que tu me perçois ? Parce que c’est pas l’impression que je veux donner.

Tu ne veux pas donner l’impression que tu es le plus ténébreux des mecs du lycée? Parce que si tu n’es pas au courant, tout le monde croit que tu es emo, bébé. Je te vois un peu comme ça oui, sombre au cœur tendre. 

[alessafalling]

candid conversation || ephram & essie

@ephrampettaline​

It had reached a point where she couldn't carry on, she wasn’t quite sure what was happening but she’d noticed enough of a pattern to have suspicions about the results. After everything she’d been warned about in this town Essie couldn’t deny that she’d been affected by something at least, and the results were turning out to be rather unsavoury.  

The fairy flees the front desk and steals into Ephrams office, working completely against her better judgement. But he was the man to speak to, and as she closes the door behind herself she can’t help but blurt out. “I’m hungover as hell, I’ve caught something or other from this fucking town again, and I need to go home before I get fired.” and as the words leave her mouth she is once again mortified, far far too much information.

[rydenbolt]

If you trust in yourself... || Ephram&Ryden

...and believe in your dreams, and follow your star… You’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.

The pain. Oh, the pain... It was terrible. It build up in the pit of his stomach, cutting like a knife all the way up to his throat where it squeezed like a vice and choked him like a fish bone. Wheezing with each step he took was just about all he could do to alleviate it some. 

Ryden stumbled down an empty, dark alley, not caring to walk around a muddy, slimy puddle in his way that was just deep enough to threaten to soak in even through his combat boots. He clung to the walls of the buildings lining along the street as if they were the only thing stopping him from kissing the pavement and crawling on his way out of the Underground.

It was that single hour in the morning when the Underground was truly deserted - between four and five AM, when the night owls retreated and the early birds hadn’t woken up just yet. A bustling nightlife was replaced by a ghost town scenario. Only an occasional drunk with nowhere else to go to sober up snoozed contently in the corners, happy as pigs in blankets in their puke-stained clothes and blissful drunken sleep. Ryden wished he were one of them. Anything was better than this.

A distinct sound of steps approaching ahead made him brave to look up from the floor despite the horrible dizzying fog in his head. He fancied he’d heard someone whistling a tune, but maybe that was just his lungs struggling. He hurried up along, as quickly as his wobbly legs would allow. Finally, he could see a figure walking over in the dim morning light, just about to pass him by.

Ryden pushed off the wall and all but lunged himself at the man, shaking his shoulders desperately. 

“Bruv.... bruv, ya gotta help me... I’m--ugh... I’m dyin’!”

@ephrampettaline

[adicollects]

@ephrampettaline

[bobbyharlow]

candyman | Ephram&Bobby

Ultimately, the thing reminded Bobby of one of those vaudeville skits that one of her old foster brothers had been strangely obsessed with. Where at the end of it, they loop a cane around the performer's waist and comically drag them back behind the curtain and show’s over folks. Except this was just someone’s very long arm and Bobby was pretty sure she fought a good deal more than a vaudeville performer would. She snarled and bit, feeling every bit of the wolf she was supposed to be now until she was knocked out.

Later, when Bobby came to, she had the idle thought that this would be the perfect place to tag a 4-foot ass without getting caught. The backroom she assumed she had been locked in was disgusting. The white brick walls had been dirtied after years of being exposed to the elements, even the signs - some of them advertisements for candy, others seemed more like OSHA reminders for any employees of what this building used to be, they were barely readable. The floors were covered in various debris that Bobby was just laying on, with no protection. They didn’t even bother putting her in a chair. They did give her a candle though, set up in the corner of the room. What sweethearts.

After taking in her surroundings for a moment, she sprang up, first trying the door - locked as she thought - then moving to where the only windows in this room were. They were high up, but reachable and narrow, but Bobby bet if she really tried she could fit through. All she would need is a boost. Her eyes narrowed at the door once more. Bobby’s first thought is this was the werewolf that originally bit her, he had tracked her down and was coming for her, but if that was the case why didn’t he just kill her? Another groan left Bobby’s chest as she rolled her eyes in the back of her head. This song and dance better not be for another villain monologue.

There was some light pouring through the crack of the door and Bobby slammed her palm against the barrier once, then twice, then over and over again as she shouted. “Hey! Kill me or bring me a chair, but I’m not sitting my ass on this floor again!” More pounding with her fists, until someone pounded back, once and with a ordered shout telling her to sit down.

“Shut the fuck up man.” Another voice, a little more distant came from behind the door. “We can’t do this until-” the voice became more muffled like he turned away.

“She’s loud as balls!” she heard the louder voice shout, the one that initially ordered her. “She’s gonna attract attention.”

“You’re the loud one. Shut your trap and we can take care of her in no time. She’s fresh.”

Realizing they weren’t going to bring her a chair or even speak to her, Bobby moved back to the windows, desperately trying to scramble up the wall to at least get a view outside.

@ephrampettaline

[freddiewatts]

ephrampettaline replied to your post: congratulations! you've unlocked the achievement:...

“No wait I think I got this: they’re speaking as you! You’re the one stealin’ wallets and hearts.”

“Now that I read it again, I think you’re right, sweetheart. But it still doesn’t make any bloody sense. And you’re hardly strange, so yours is even worse.”

[mayaparker]

4: Shut-Up Kiss ;p

Maya knows that she’s rambling. She usually knows when she’s rambling, the trouble is stopping it. At this point she’s gotten herself worked up. ”He can’t be. He fucking can’t be alive. I shot. I fucking emptied a gun into him…” she says as she paces. Her fingers twist her rings. Her heart feels like its about to break her ribs. Vaguely she’s aware that Ephram has been trying to talk to her. She can’t quite hear him though. The voices whispering in her head are too loud. 

Its that moment when Ephram decides, apparently, to lay one on her as if they’re in some sort of weird rom com. It lasts only a fraction of a second though before Maya shoves him away. It’s a combination of her shock, general apprehension and disagreement with his method that makes her ask, “What the actual fuck?” 

He smiles lazy and slow, “You needed a distraction, something to break you out of yer cycling.”

Technically it had worked. Maya’s not happy about it though. “Okay, next time I’d rather you slap me,” she replies. She huffs out a sigh, “But I guess it worked, so thanks.” She forces herself to sit down, “Now, let’s start back before I lost my shit.”  

[si-national-portrait-gallery]

Edward Ephram Cross, c. 1860-1870, Smithsonian: National Portrait Gallery

Size: Image: 8.8 × 6.3 cm (3 7/16 × 2 1/2") Medium: Glass plate collodion negative

https://npg.si.edu/object/npg_NPG.81.M2909.2

[problemspritester]

A series of name and symbol guides: Phosphors

This is for anyone who may need it. Do not shame anyone for needing this. If theres anything i can change to make it more understandable just tell me :)

All Phosphors have symbols. These symbols are based on Color and Name.

1.) The Shape of the symbol is simply based on the Color of the Phosphor. This always matches.

Aphenion is cyan, so her symbol is the diamond

Phosphor names can be any number of letters in length. It must be longer than four letters, though.

Phosphor names also must contain at least one instance of "PH" somewhere in it. It can be anywhere in the name as long as it's there.

- Alph is a valid Phosphor name, but Pho is not.

The Phosphor alphabet doesn't have the letters "C" or "Q", and instead use similarly sounding "K"s and "S"s

- Qliphoth isn't a valid Phosphor name, instead it would be spelled as "Kliphoth"

The pattern inside the shape is based on the first letter of the Phosphors' name, or the letter after the "PH" is the "PH" starts the name.

- Humphrey would have the "H" pattern. Ephram and Phetio would both have the "E" pattern

The color of the pattern matches the color of the shape. just line up the black dot in the middle of the pattern with the colored dot in the middle of the shape.

From there its just the matter of filling a section of the symbol in. This is base on the placement of the "PH" in the Phosphor's name.

Starting from NORTH you count clockwise until you reach the space the "PH" is in. If NORTH is a line, use the section to your right of the line. Don't worry if you make a full rotation around, just keep going until you go far enough.

I'll use Humphrey as an example.

Humphrey's "PH" has three letters before it, so we need the fourth spot clockwise. Because NORTH is a line, spot one will be the small square to the right.

[alessafalling]

growing concerns || ephram & essie

@ephrampettaline

TXT: Sorry to bother you.

TXT: just

TXT: well, we’ve been getting a  few concerned calls.

TXT: And I don’t quite know what to tell people.

TXT: It can’t be a coincidence.

[ephrampettaline]

the nsfw alphabet meme

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Historically, Ephram had a hard time being touched kindly after intense sex; now, though, cuddling and being close with Freddie is non-negotiable and necessary for both of them. If they’ve been deep in Daddy/Baby scenes, Ephram doesn’t hang on to that too much. If there’s something he wants reassurance about he’ll absolutely ask for it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Ephram’s fond of his cock and his hands, and what he can do with them. It’s very hard for him to narrow down his favourite parts of Freddie, but any bit that’s lush and plump -- lips, tits, arse, post-fucked puffy cunt -- has an edge, with special mention for those pointy ear-tips!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

lol that pretty much sums it up: Ephram loves everything about cum. Shooting off inside Freddie or on him, seeing Freddie’s pretty sparkly fairy spunk, feeling Freddie spurt a load inside of him, licking it up and swallowing it, all of it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

With how open Ephram is with Freddie, his dirty secrets are just little things he fantasizes or finds hot, that he hasn’t yet articulated or thought to bring up with his husband. Honestly *I* don’t even know what these are until Ephram sees fit to state them, heh.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Ephram is a peculiar mix of experience and innocence. At heart he’s a good boy, who’s been put through a number of excruiatingly obscene experiences, many of which were non-consensual. As a teenager he got a lot of ‘action’, but it was mostly teen-grade: fooling around, making out, not really much intercourse except with his fiancee Marigold. The sex acts he endured in prison were varied and inventive, but only so much as the inmates & guards using him were making the most of their proscribed opportunities and were entirely concerned with pleasuring themselves (whether that meant hurting and torturing Ephram or not). 

So Ephram had a lot of experience, technically, but it’s not like any of it stuck or appealed to him on a meaningful level other than to self-medicate with rough sex afterwards. Ditto the depravities that Anaxis performed with his body. Those experiences weren’t of his choosing, so they don’t really count.

Under his own steam, Ephram knows what he’s doing because he’s very instinctual and pays close attention to Freddie’s responses and cues. He tends to come at sex from a place of pure id, without much overt construction or forethought, preferring to gauge Freddie’s desires in the moment and see where they match up with his own. And luckily enough, they are extremely sexually compaitble.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Most positions are good, depending on the mood and context, but Ephram will always favour positions where he can kiss Freddie and see his darling’s face, and they can look into each others’ eyes.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Honestly Ephram tends more towards intensity, but he’s also easily swayed by Freddie’s mood; if his fairy starts to joke or giggle, or wants to make things a little lighter for whatever reason, Ephram follows along quite happily!

His joking/teasing happens more in flirty foreplay than during the actual act.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Ephram is as groomed as Freddie makes him.  XD  He’s SUPER FUCKING lazy about it now and won’t do anything for himself. The hair in his groin and under his arms is a darker gold; he doesn’t have much body hair otherwise, but what’s there on his legs and arms is quite sparse and fair so he never thinks about it. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

REALLY intense. Ephram during sex does not get distracted by anything -- outside forces or internal thoughts. His entire focus is on his Freddie, and depending on what they’re doing, he’s either ... actually no, he’s always supremely dirty-mouthed ahahahah but the two of them find that romantic anyhow!

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ephram doesn’t find much need to jerk off anymore, especially now with Freddie being a stay-at-home husband. Their sex life has evolved to a situation where Freddie’s chosen to be available at all times for fucking, which suits Ephram just fine. He never saw himself as having a glamorous, sexually-skilled kept boy before! But then again he never saw himself as having a sugar daddy before, and both of these are currently true, so hey.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Of late they’ve been delving more into sexual slavery, and Ephram is SO INTO IT. He loves the thought of Freddie’s morning being spent deciding how he can be most appealing, and that Freddie’s fixated on being Ephram’s fucktoy and beloved plaything, and the new state of obedience and good-boy-behaviour that Freddie’s entered. If at any time Freddie wants to turn the tables, Ephram will happily take his place at his master’s feet and on his leash -- it’s not ever a one-way street with them, no matter which dynamic is more their usual.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

ANY-FUCKIN’-WHERE. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ANY-FUCKIN’-THING ahahah! I mean it’s basically true. Ephram can get turned on in between one breath and the next; while he’s extremely, unabashedly physical during sex, he’s also hugely cerebral about it, with a lot of imagination and fantasy and deep contemplation going into what gets him aroused and engaged. Freddie is, of course, very encouraging and serves as an exceedingly fruitful muse, so Ephram never has to sacrifice either the physical raunch or the intellectual fancies.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

His dislikes encompass Freddie’s -- they’re not into scat or infantilization -- but everything else is on the table. It’s possible that Ephram has less turn-offs than Freddie does, since he embraces the gentler acts and the kinky-as-hell acts as well as hardcore pain and degradation. Which is the step that Freddie doesn’t take, for many valid and understandable reasons! Ephram doesn’t require violent sex from Freddie, it’s just that he wouldn’t turn it down or discourage it should things ever stray into that territory.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Ephram could eat Freddie out for HOURS and loves sucking and biting his nipples. He prefers to be the one getting blowjobs, though; first of all, Freddie’s blowjobs are exquisite and master-class level, and second, Ephram’s had traumatic experiences with giving blowjobs. While he doesn’t generally carry around much trauma in terms of being triggered when it comes to the rapes and abuse he suffered in prison, he was very unfamiliar with giving blowjobs at seventeen and had a frightening ordeal where he was skullfucked, threw up and nearly suffocated, and was beaten badly for it. 

He doesn’t think of it at all anymore, but the memory is deep in his reflexes and so giving blowjobs just isn’t something he gravitates towards. If he does it, it’s because he really wants to, not because it’s a regular part of his repetoire. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Whatever suits them at the moment, baby. They are skilled at them all.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

I mean ... in concept, Ephram’s all for a quickie? But his mind tends to start building on what they’re doing once they start to fuck, and so it generally takes longer than the space of a quickie. That’s more for taking the edge off immediately and then getting somewhere to take their time as soon as possible.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

And how!! Ephram loves taking risks with Little Husband, particularly because Freddie’s a fairy and can heal them both up, can glamour whatever insane idea they come up with, and has an innate sense of mischief that gets Ephram whipped up into a frenzy. Freddie encourages the madness lol

Ephram can get a little skittish about the possibility of being caught, but aside from that, he likes a little risky behaviour.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Between a highly-motivated witch and fairy? They can heal up, do away with refractory periods, stay hard, anything they damn well want. They last exactly as long as they want to.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

TONS of toys. They’re platinum members at Barbarella with their measurements on file, after all. XD

Ephram generally likes using toys on Freddie, because he loves to see his baby take it and how he reacts, and because Ephram’s mechanical-minded and so toys fascinate him. He likes having them used on himself too, of course, but he just tends to grab them first and use Freddie as his pleasure subject/victim.  XD

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not really. Ephram will taunt and tease a little bit, but it’s not really in his nature once he has Freddie in the flesh. He’s more apt to make himself wait and suffer a little bit, but not for long and only for the duration that it entertains him. If Freddie feels like teasing, Ephram is obediently pleading and panting until he’s rewarded. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Ephram is forever talking when they fuck, and he will occasionally gag Freddie for the visuals of it but really all in all, he likes hearing what Freddie has to say. Talking with each other and hearing each other is a huge part of their relationship, sexually and otherwise, so it’s never as satisfying to have Freddie’s words or his own obscured. Now and again, it’s wildly hot to be gagged or have a mouth covered, but their unabashed, instinctive noises and words are very much part of what textures their intimacy.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Ephram would very much like it if Freddie pulled him around by the tie, when he wears a suit.  XD

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. Very very VERY high, and Freddie seems to stoke it higher with each passing month that they’re together. Ephram can hardly focus some days, he’s so busy thinking of being with his little darling.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It’s quite a workout, physically and emotionally, so unless they’ve got somewhere to be afterwards the two of them normally snooze together. They absolutely love snuggling down and sleeping together, since it’s such a time of vulnerability where they’ve found safety and security in each others’ presence, so it’s really the perfect wind-down from the sex.

[fangsbabyinspo]

soapberry springs hogwarts houses…ephram in hufflepuff         you might belong in hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal

fondest memories: winning his first game as hufflepuff seeker on his second hand broom, sneaking into a specific ravenclaw’s dorm - and locking out his roommate -, running through the halls singing ‘badger bagder badger badger mushroom mushroom’ before pointing at his favourite slytherin and screaming ‘it’s a snake’, discovering a magical breed of chicken and petitioning the school for it to be his pet.

@ephrames