#By straight up the ugliest ruler on earth at that point n terrorising the continent tgt that iSNT THERE but i am a wr*ter such is my curse
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Leopold I and Eugene of Savoy walked so modern Nerd x Jock pairings could ru- *a hoard of historians rightfully and violently grab me and whisk me off their conference podium to the back where there are sickening gunshots and I am never heard of ever again*
((turn on audio you will regret))
#Sigh. Every single disclaimer i do not sh*p real ppl dead or alive etc etc this is a joke blah blah#Leopold i#Emperor leopold i#Eugene of savoy#17th century#Holy roman empire#Hre#austrian history#Battle of vienna#Siege of Vienna#war of the spanish succession#I could probably find something poetic about Eugene being rejected by Louis XIV for being ToO uGLy for the french army only to be taken in#By straight up the ugliest ruler on earth at that point n terrorising the continent tgt that iSNT THERE but i am a wr*ter such is my curse#Also yea probably not that nerd x jock dynamic to a T but like. It Sure Was Some Kind Of Dynamic#Something™ about quiet theatre kid Leopold constantly depicting himself as a military man ((like Eugene!)) & being super generous with him#And Known Gays ((whether it was true or not)) Eugene describing Leopold as a father figure like the mUTUAL ADORATION....... Pls 🤡 me n WHO#Btw re Eugene Queer i truly dk enough about him to say but what straight person signs off in a mix of 3 different languages lmao ((jk))
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