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I just imagine this macho being a motorbiker, with his black tank top where he flex her tiddies and big, venous arms, with a silver necklace and jeans. He uses sunglasses because he doesn't want to show in which direction he is seeing (he sees your ass, ik this macho is a buttlover) and in the sex, the necklace shines in the darkness.
okay i am a little lost cuz i never got a notification about this ask and i’m not sure if it’s about bi han or someone else but i have been thinking about biker!bi han a lot recently so this kind of fits prefectly
biker!bi han who you met while working as a server in one of the pubs in your city. it was a very popular place for meetups in the biking community.
biker!bi han who couldn’t look away from you the moment you came up to the table to ask for their orders. kuai liang and tomas immediately catching on and making fun of his little staring problem.
biker!bi han accidentally catching you staring at him (his compression shirt left nearly nothing to the imagination) and giving you a sly smile as you shy away behind the counter.
biker!bi han leaving you a massive tip (they literally only ordered fries and drinks). you look around confused thinking it was a mistake on their part but as you look outside they’re already gone.
biker!bi han who didn’t realize his little gang decided to write down his number on a napkin and leaving it behind (they knew he wouldn’t do shit to actually talk to you)
biker!bi han who when he saw a text notification from an unknown number was about to ignore it and block the person but then he read it and stopped himself.
> hi, i was your server at the pub, wanted to say thank you for the tip :)
biker!bi han who knew his brothers set him up but he couldn’t find it in him to be mad at them this time.
< how about you thank me by going out for drinks sometime?
i dont rlly know what some of my mutuals are talking about but it involves gay buttlove and i would like to support their interests so i like the posts anyways
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