#But the image of Champ getting his butt kicked for picking that silent princess wouldn’t leave my brain lol

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Me, having just reread Breath of the Sky: So what are we gonna do for the next chapter, guys?

Warriors: Are you ever going to update Elastic Heart? I have some things to work out! Sky needs some sense knocked into him!

Me: I AM TRYING

Cloud: >:|

Me: Why are you glaring at me?

Cloud: You made me yell at my wife!

Me: No, you chose to do that! I had to recruit Abel to knock some sense into you because the entire teenage drama situation required an adult! I wasn’t even intending on giving Abel such a pronounced role in this story!

Captain Abel: *glancing in the corner* I certainly hope this endeavor doesn’t make me like him.

Burnt Out Blood of the Hero Abel: What is that supposed to mean?

Me: ALL RIGHT CUT IT OUT WE NEED TO FOCUS. Who’s gonna break the ice first?

Zellie: *sucks her lips in like she’s tasted a lemon*

Zel: Do I have to? I just got into a major fight with my husband.

Champion: *lying face down on the floor unconscious because Flowerblight Ganon’s great-grandmother beat the snot out of him for killing the last domesticated silent princess*

Cloud, sighing heavily: I guess that leaves me