#But now it's the first monday of the month so!!!! Perfect time aight!!!!!!!!!!

[kyouka-supremacy]

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[k-u-z-u]

Can you do them all for us. I know it's a lot to ask but it's just easier like this. Thank you

Ah shit, here we go again. To who though? This is the 2nd time I do this, so you could at least send me a message you know. At least I would know who wants to know 200 informations of me :’D

200: My crush’s name is: @xedalist199: I was born in: 2000198: I am really: in love197: My cellphone company is: Huawei196: My eye color is: green195: My shoe size is: EU 39194: My ring size is: I don’t know tbh, I never wear ring.193: My height is: 171 cm192: I am allergic to: I don’t have any allergies.191: My 1st car was: I can’t even drive. :’D190: My 1st job was: waitress189: Last book you read: Eastern by Martin Kay188: My bed is: Not so comfy.187: My pet: fish186: My best friend: @sangeki-x185: My favorite shampoo is: Syoss pure184: Xbox or ps3: pc183: Piggy banks are: useless182: In my pockets: I don’t have pockets right now. If i have, usually nothing.181: On my calendar: Nothing because my life is boring.180: Marriage is: not meant to make you happy179: Spongebob can: make Krabby Patty178: My mom: too loud177: The last three songs I bought were? I’ve never spent money on songs before.176: Last YouTube video watched: A hungarian streamer’s highlights video.175: How many cousins do you have? 3174: Do you have any siblings? Yes, a brother.173: Are your parents divorced? no172: Are you taller than your mom? yes171: Do you play an instrument? No but I would love to.170: What did you do yesterday? worked, played[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: yes168: Luck: yes167: Fate: yes166: Yourself: no165: Aliens: no164: Heaven: no163: Hell: no162: God: I just don’t care.161: Horoscopes: kinda160: Soul mates: yes159: Ghosts: yes158: Gay Marriage: yes157: War: no156: Orbs: yes155: Magic: no[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: meh both >153: Drunk or High: drunk152: Phone or Online: both151: Red heads or Black haired: ahh booooth150: Blondes or Brunettes: both :’D149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: on me, straight but both ftw142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor137: Coke or Pepsi: neither of them136: Hillary or Obama: Obama? :’D I’m not from the USA135: Burried or cremated: burried134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: ugh never heard of Coach before :’D132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t even know them :’D131: Small town or Big city: small town130: Wal-Mart or Target: -129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: -128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure127: East Coast or West Coast: East126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: -[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: It’s pointless.121: George Bush: -120: Gay Marriage: Two people who love eachother decide to spend the rest of their lives together. It’s just normal marriage.119: The presidential election: -118: Abortion: -117: MySpace: -116: Reality TV: It can be funny af.115: Parents: My parents? You don’t want to know what i think about them.114: Back stabbers: They are disgusting.113: Ebay: Usually trash.112: Facebook: It’s okay.111: Work: It’s good, if you are working you can buy stuff you want.110: My Neighbors: I never see them so they are ok. :’D109: Gas Prices: TOO HIGH108: Designer Clothes: Having them is just showing off.107: College: It’s aight.106: Sports: I’m not interested in it.105: My family: lmao104: The future: If it’s with my bf, it’s perfect.[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: I don’t even remember.102: Last time you ate: an hour ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: on monday100: Cried in front of someone: last week99: Went to a movie theater: months ago98: Took a vacation: 2 weeks ago97: Swam in a pool: years ago?96: Changed a diaper: in august ugh95: Got my nails done: a year ago maybe, I usually do it for myself94: Went to a wedding: few years ago93: Broke a bone: never92: Got a peircing: never91: Broke the law: years ago maybe90: Texted: 2 minutes ago[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Me. I’m funny af.88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: nothing87: The last movie I saw: Gone Girl86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Living with @xedalist85: The thing im not looking forward to: my exams lol84: People call me: Dorina83: The most difficult thing to do is: Living without @xedalist82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius80: The first person i talked to today was: mom79: First time you had a crush: When I was 10yo.78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: @xedalist77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday76: Right now I am talking to: @xedalist75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I will never grow up sry.74: I have/will get a job: I kinda already have.73: Tomorrow: I’ll play league and rest FINALLY.72: Today: I worked.71: Next Summer: Hopefully will live with @xedalist70: Next Weekend: I’ll do nothing as well yaaay.69: I have these pets: fishes68: The worst sound in the world: Cardi-B’s voice67: The person that makes me cry the most is: -66: People that make you happy: @xedalist , @sangeki-x , @dark-blind-love65: Last time I cried: yesterday64: My friends are: the best63: My computer is: fast af yay62: My School: ugh61: My Car: I don’t have car.60: I lose all respect for people who: are violent.59: The movie I cried at was: Kimi no na wa58: Your hair color is: light brown57: TV shows you watch: Dance moms lmao56: Favorite web site: :) Tumblr :)))55: Your dream vacation: As long as I’m with @xedalist, everything is like a dream.54: The worst pain I was ever in was: -53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t like steak.52: My room is: aight51: My favorite celebrity is: Melanie Martinez50: Where would you like to be: with @xedalist49: Do you want children: yes ♥ @xedalist48: Ever been in love: so in love rn47: Who’s your best friend: question 186 pls46: More guy friends or girl friends: I’m okay with both.45: One thing that makes you feel great is: music44: One person that you wish you could see right now: @xedalist43: Do you have a 5 year plan: kinda yes42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no41: Have you pre-named your children: yeeees40: Last person I got mad at: mom39: I would like to move to: Canada38: I wish I was a professional: nail artist, yep[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: I hate candy.36: Vehicle: car35: President: -34: State visited: -33: Cellphone provider: -32: Athlete: -31: Actor: -30: Actress: -29: Singer: Melanie Martinez28: Band: Mamamoo27: Clothing store: I don’t have a favorite.26: Grocery store: They are all kinda the same :’D25: TV show: Dance moooms24: Movie: K-1223: Website: still Tumblr:)22: Animal: cat21: Theme park: -20: Holiday: Christmas19: Sport to watch: -18: Sport to play: esport ftw17: Magazine: -16: Book: -15: Day of the week: Friday14: Beach: -13: Concert attended: -12: Thing to cook: cakes11: Food: everything hehe10: Restaurant: a hungarian one9: Radio station: I don’t listen to radio.8: Yankee candle scent: Never owned a Yankee candle before. Too expensive :’D7: Perfume: Avon Attraction6: Flower: hydrangea5: Color: blue, black4: Talk show host: -3: Comedian: -2: Dog breed: not a fan of dogs1: Did you answer all these truthfully ? yes

[laketaj24]

Escort: T’Challa: Mrs. Davenport

A/N: I hope you enjoy! If you do let me know what you think! And I always ask if you enjoy my work please reblog so others might get the chance!! Thank you so much!!! Taglist open!!  Part 1 Warnings: Threesome. Smut. Probably some typos. Sorry 

It was amazing how the cash had started to flow. T’Challa made six thousand his first week from just two clients and he passed his upper chem test like it was nothing. Life wasn’t supposed to be this easy. He paid the rent up three months, unbeknownst to his roommate and stocked the house up on real food, instead of Ramen and frozen food.

“T!” M’Baku said closing the apartment. He tosses his books on the couch and then takes a seat. M’Baku being fairly large took up the entire sofa which was why the two decided to get two for the living room instead of the sofa/loveseat pairing. “T!”

“Man what,” T’Challa said walking from his room with his phone to his ear. “Nakia, babe let me call you back. Yeah, I love you too.” He pauses. “I’ll see you next week.”

The call ends and M’Baku stares at him. “So, I went up to the office today to pay rent and Cynthia, little old lady with the weird hair, told me that you had paid it up for three months. My nigga…” He pauses and shakes his head. “Tell me you ain’t selling drugs.”

T’Challa laughs and shakes his head. “No, I’m not selling drugs.”

“Well, student loan money came out two months ago… sooooo.” He raised his eyebrows on him waiting for him to spill whatever he was doing. “Come on, what is going on? Because firstly the fridge has real food and I ain’t talking pizza rolls and shit, I’m talking steaks and chicken breasts.”

“I found a come up.”

“Illegal? Did your dumb ass cousin had to have a hand in this? man come on your pre-med. Do not let Erik get you fucked up”

“Are you done M’Baku?”

“Nigga no!” He sits up. “How you get them new retros and that iPhone X I know damn well Ramona ain’t bought you shit. Spill.”

T’Challa sits across from him. “Aight, I will make this short and quick. I’ve done two escort jobs this week.”

“You’re driving people around and banking like that?”

“I’m fucking women and getting paid for it M’Baku.” He tosses the pillow from the couch at him and grabs his phone. “I have a few errands. I’ll see you later.”

“Oh, hell no, you mean you out there slanging dick and getting paid for it and you ain’t even trying to be the plug for your best friend?”

“Man, do you want in seriously?”

“Man, you just paid rent for the next three months and put food in the house for fucking. YES.” He smirks. “Count me the fuck in.”

“Aight I’ll talk to her.”

 The office was quieter this time. T’Challa waved at the secretary as he made his way into the office. Delana had called him for a one-week review. She said it wasn’t bad but he didn’t know with her, she came across as brash and weird. Delana escorted the other young man out handing hi the pink slip and guided T’Challa into the office.

“I have heard some good things about you. Especially from the second one.” She smiles and lights her cigarette. “She referred you to a high-end client named Myra Davenport.”

T’Challa bit his lip. The name was well known throughout the states he owned the largest Jewelry company and she was older than him by over twenty years. “I know her.”

“Of course you do, keep in mind our confidentiality agreement you signed. She wants you at her house tonight. She has book club. Here is her pink slip. She’s offered 10,000.”

“10,000!” He nearly yelled. “What she wanna do to me?”

“Read the slip T’Challa.” She snickered and looked him up and down. “And you look so good in the new clothes.” She hands him the pink slip and stands. “Keep on and maybe you can get rid of that ugly ass car too.”

“I uh, have a friend. His name is M’Baku.” He pauses. “He seems…”

“You told him about us.”

“He’s my roommate he caught onto me not being broke anymore.” T’Challa starts to ramble for a few seconds and then he stops. “He’s interested.”

“Picture?” He hands her his phone showing a picture of M’Baku. She smiles and hands him the phone back. “He is fucking gorgeous. Have him fill out the paperwork; the secretary will give it to you on the way out and have him report to the testing office on Monday and then to me by four. Are you sure you want him working here with you? He may give you a run for your money.”

Myra, 51,

Widowed,

Two Children

Kinks: Voyeurism

Myra Davenport lived on an estate nearly the size of the college he attended, and it was noted that he was required to drive the company car to her house, per Delana. He drove the Range Rover googling voyeurism the entire time and kept coming up with the same damn thing: the act of being aroused by watching sexual acts. He shakes his head pulling through the rodded gates and into the circular driveway. The valet opens his door for him taking the keys and T’Challa is taken back as he drives off with it.

The glass front doors open and the maid appears, the ebony skinned beauty is dressed in a solid black dress with a white apron. Her hair cascades down her back accentuating her hips and her ass. He tries not to look but cuts a subtle glance as he follows her in the house. “Mrs. Davenport is getting dressed upstairs.” She leads him down three steps onto the white marble floor.  “I’ve been instructed to start.”

“Uh,” T’Challa sits down on the white couch staring at the Van Gogh painting and then the Monet to his left. “Okay, this place is lavish.”

“She loves to have nice things.” The maid pours a glass of red wine and hands it to T’Challa. HE hesitantly takes it sitting at the edge of the couch afraid to waste anything. “My name is Kiara. I work here as her personal assistant and maid sometimes. And then sometimes I perform other duties for her.” She turns her attention towards him running her index finger down his jawline. “Drink.” She says noticing his dropped lip.

T’Challa gulps down the wine placing the glass on the white table before him. “So… how long do you think she will be?”

The beauty drags her tongue down his jawline and then over to his lips, her teeth playfully clamp down and tug on his bottom lip. “You’re getting paid 10,000 for a reason T’Challa. I anted to explain everything to you before you meet Mrs. Davenport in the flesh. She likes to watch people fuck and then join. I never understood until I watched and then… I got it. You have a ton of work to do today T’Challa. Are you up to the job?”

“Wait, so you want me to fuck you and her?”

“Precisely, you’re ours for the night and I think we could have a ton of fun, but if this is too much for you newbie, then… I can understand.” She stands and unties the apron then shimmies out of the dress revealing that she’s completely beneath. “Miss out if you want.” Kiara walks up the spiraled steps looking back at T’Challa only for a second.

“What the fuck is Delana fucking up to?” He mumbles under his breath. He unties his tie following her up the steps until he reached the grand bedroom. The two women lay in the middle of the bed both naked, Mrs. Davenport looked better than he could have ever imagined. Her honey body was already tangled in Kiara’s making the perfect mess of women. He entered the bedroom tossing his tie to the ground and watching the two women.

“I’m pleased to see you will join us T’Challa, take off those clothes.” Mrs. Davenport giggles and climbs up the bed perching herself up on the headboard with her feet dangling. T’Challa removes his shirt and then his pants then turns to her. “You’re so fucking big.” She grins. “Now you two have fun, don’t mind me.” She gently pushes Kiara over with her foot.

Kiara crawls to the edge of the bed beckoning T’Challa over to her and he follows her directions stepping to her gripping her by the hair. He pulls her face to meet his and her lips crash into his while her hands explore him eagerly touching every curve, muscle and vein. Kiara moans into his mouth as he lifts her up completely from the bed and then pushes her back onto the bed. He crouches between her legs slapping her thighs and then burying his face between her legs. His tongue spreads her folds and then laps over clit. He groans not even realizing how damn sweet she tasted. Her hands are in his hair tugging and pulling as he sucks on her and then thrusts his tongue further into her. The sonds she makes has T’Challa rigid against his thigh nearly feeling like he could explode from one touch.

“Fuck yes. Oh yes.” He thrust faster and faster then he sucks and her legs spasm around his head as she comes in an oblivion of profanities coming from her mouth. “Fucking shit!” She screams. “God damn!”

T’Challa glances up at Mrs. Davenport and his eyes widen watching her stroke her own clit then her two fingers dive into her own pussy. She’s glistening wet and panting for him. He wants her, so he takes a step towards her and Kiara pushes his chest. “Hello, Mrs. Davenport.”

“Nah daddy…” She smiles. “That dick is mine first.” Kiara stands positions T’Challa so that his back is facing the bed and she pushes him down. “How many can you give me?”

T’Challa says nothing in shock as she strokes him twice and positions him at her entrance. She sinks down on him groaning the entire way down as she rocked back and forth. “Fucking God! Daddy you feel so good.” Her nails dig into his chest and rake down. T’Challa groans and clasps her hands together then gains control. He fucks up into her rapidly chasing his own high since she’d already had hers. Kiara throws her head back and the mewls escape her along with the sounds of their skin clapping through the room. “Fuck me up! Yes! Fucking Yes.” T’Challa is infatuated with the entire situation loving how her walls clamped down on him but still wanting to dive into Mrs. Davenport who was making sounds of her own that had him about to cum.

Kiara came hard. Her body shook around him, and she rolled over locking eyes with Mrs. Davenport and then panting hard, her chest rose and fell rapidly. Mrs. Davenport’s finger worked quicker in circles round and round and then she came, rigid and still for a moment and crawled over to Kiara kissing her. “Was he good love?”

“Fucking excellent.”

“He was a good show. Now to experience the ride.” She bit her lip climbing off the bed. She stands in front of T’Challa grinning devilishly. “Now are you ready to fuck a real woman, T’Challa?” She finishes off the wine and places the glass on her dresser.

“Why don’t you show me what you what you working with?” T’Challa stands.

“Oh baby, you have no fucking clue.” Mrs. Davenport pauses. “Fuck me.” He walks over to her pushing her against the wall. Her eyes widen as he spreads her legs and lifts her around his waist. “Better be wo-.”

T’Challa rocks into her hard and she melts around him like a glove, he grits his teeth thrusting harder and harder. “Stop talking that shit now.” He smirks. He lays her on the dresser griping her hips rocking into her so fast the mirror shook. “What you think Mrs. Davenport?” T’Challa pauses dragging out of her slowly and slamming back into her. “Fucking shit.” He growls. “You’re so god damn tight.”

“You gone come this quick, this pussy to good for you?” She slaps his chest playfully and he starts to rock again. Her legs clamp around him as her head repeatedly hits the mirror. “Oh shit, yes. Fuck me harder.” And he did pounding into her relentlessly until small fireworks rushed throughout her entire body and lead up to a huge orgasm. She screams. Her voice echoing throughout the house.

“Fuck. You got another one in you Mrs. Davenport.” He grins snatching her up from the dresser. “I don’t think I’m done yet.” T’Challa carries her to the bed and lays her on her back and Kiara comes and straddles her face. Never in his life had he seen a view so fucking perfect. He grinds into her a few more times and then her walls grip him and he pulls out of her coming in ribbons on her stomach. The women don’t stop, so T’Challa watches in infatuation and sends a text to Erik and M’Baku.

Y’all won’t believe this shit.

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[zoesrose]

TEXTS; ZOE & YAS 

pt. 3 - April 2021 - June 2021

APRIL

yasmin puckerman

Hey, you up?

zoe rose

Yes. Is everything okay?

yasmin puckerman

yeah yeah, everythings good I’m just up. Smoking out my window and was just thinking

zoe rose

Thinking about what?

yasmin puckerman

Thinkin bout you

wyd?

zoe rose

I just finished smoking. Laying here. Eating that candy you left here Saturday.

Exactly what about me are you thinking of?

yasmin puckerman

damn that’s where I left that

Your ass mostly

Them dimples you got right above it

zoe rose

I'm glad you mentioned the dimples because I was going to point out that my ass has nothing on yours.

I'll save you a piece.

yasmin puckerman

nah it’s cool, you can eat it. I’ll survive I do have exceptional cheeks

zoe rose

Alright.

You do.

yasmin puckerman

That’s not all I was thinking about tho

zoe rose

Tell me.

yasmin puckerman

we never talked about the night at the empire. Was that what you wanted? I’m

am I supposed to want to go on another d

Idk this shit I got is loud

I’m trippin

zoe rose

That’s not a clear answer. Tell me.

yasmin puckerman

you had a good time right? When we went out that one night

zoe rose

A very good time, yes.

Did you?

yasmin puckerman

hell yeah My bad for whatever I said after. It was just more than usual. I don’t get pushed life that

zoe rose

I didn’t take it to heart, it just meant I did a good job humiliating you. I liked pushing you.

yasmin puckerman

I liked it too

zoe rose

I can’t afford the Grand Empire again but I would like to do that again

yasmin puckerman

being there was hella fun but that wasn’t what made it good so, that’s whatever

zoe rose

The dinner part deserves a redo. Something less stuffy.

yasmin puckerman

so you trying to do the whole thing again?

zoe rose

We don’t have to.

yasmin puckerman

let me plan this one?

zoe rose

This one... date?

yasmin puckerman

Saturday or whenever We don’t have to call it that

zoe rose

Saturday.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah, dope Saturday. Yessir

zoe rose

liked this

Goodnight, Yas.

yasmin puckerman

Night Sir

yasmin puckerman

hey wassup?

zoe rose

Hello, Yas.

yasmin puckerman

what you up too?

zoe rose

Currently? Walking around campus. Hitting that back spot that looks over the water.

yasmin puckerman

oh so you chillin chillin

zoe rose

Yes

Everything okay?

yasmin puckerman

yeah all good. I don’t got nothin to text about, I was just being nosey

zoe rose

You could always come be nosy in person.

yasmin puckerman

yeah true Drop a pin?

zoe rose

Drop a pin, what?

location

zoe rose

Do I come across as an egotistical, saditty serial killer?

yasmin puckerman

egotistical? nah wait is this a trick question?

zoe rose

But yes to the other two?

yasmin puckerman

I didn't say that are you good?

zoe rose

I've been compared to Hunter Clarington and I don't like it.

yasmin puckerman

who tf is that? you need to throw down with someone? I could be in the mood real quick

zoe rose

He's a new Dominant that's taken an extra interest in Marley. She said he reminds her of me and I don't like him, so I needed to ask.

yasmin puckerman

Oh well I can't go fighting Marley

zoe rose

I would never ask you to.

yasmin puckerman

remember this?

zoe rose

So I am that type of Dominant? You really pulled some screenshots on me.

yasmin puckerman

I'm just saying, my feelings on that still stands why you saying it like its a bad thing?

zoe rose

Fuck you're right. I don't know why I'm feeling this way.

yasmin puckerman

bro, are you dropping? wyd, Sir?

zoe rose

Laying in bed. About to smoke this bowl. You?

yasmin puckerman

I was just about to roll

you got company?

zoe rose

No.

yasmin puckerman

do you want some, Sir?

zoe rose

Yes. Come over.

yasmin puckerman

ok dope omw

zoe rose

Door's open.

yasmin puckerman

you feeling better?

If you got a min this week to fit a session

lemme know? (leaf) (smoke) ahead of time maybe? Gotta clear it with the boss them

zoe rose

I’ve got minutes. Tomorrow afternoon.

yasmin puckerman

aight I’ll see what I can do

yasmin puckerman

yooo

you doing shit with your partner toni

do they sleep in your bed? I got the nig

your (plug) got gummies and shit rn?

zoe rose

He always does. Should I text him? He can have it delivered in an hour tops.

yasmin puckerman

yessir, pls $25 of nerds ropes or cookies or sum and a Q of that(fire) for me

zoe rose

You're missing something.

yasmin puckerman

yeah I didn't think that was gonna cut it forever

please and thanks, Sir?

yasmin puckerman

I'm starting an escort business wait that's not how that sounds hold up does it counts as that??

zoe rose

You're going to have to elaborate.

yasmin puckerman

I'm escorting this dude to town tomorrow for a few bucks I could be doing that a couple times just on a weekend morning and bank.

zoe rose

That's smart.

yasmin puckerman

thanks. I be thinking sometimes

zoe rose

You should charge by the hour.

yasmin puckerman

yeah, 35 the first 2 and 20 every hour after.

easy money I need to get shit in town myself tomorrow.

zoe rose

Good girl. Using this as an opportunity?

yasmin puckerman

You wanna swing by Trixie’s surprise party with me Sat?

zoe rose

Sure.

What will you be doing next week?

yasmin puckerman

Chillen Triple weeks no classes

Might pick up a few extra work shift tho, since imma be missing hours for this universal trip

zoe rose

I will also be working my ass off to rack up money.

yasmin puckerman

keepin on that grind  

zoe rose

Then maybe this Summer we can go on an actual trip. You and me.

yasmin puckerman

oh you tryin to steal my ass away for the summer??

zoe rose

Just a part of it.

yasmin puckerman

I like the sound of that.

zoe rose

I'm thinking Miami.

yasmin puckerman

dope I hear Miami jumps

zoe rose

I've been once. It does.

yasmin puckerman

theres a whole other semester to get through first

I'm really about to savor this break bc I'm hella tired of going to class

zoe rose

It's just a few more months.

yasmin puckerman

months

how did your midterm go?

zoe rose

It was fine. Yours?

yasmin puckerman

yeah good, same hb Marley?

zoe roseBOT — 04/24/2021

Hers went smoothly as well.

yasmin puckerman

Thats good no one to square up with

zoe rose

There's always next time.

yasmin puckerman

that makes me miss smight flub

zoe rose

We could go into town next week.

yasmin puckerman

yeah? I'd be down for that

zoe rose

Consider these official orders.

yasmin puckerman

Yes, Miss Sir. cool cool cool, dinner first?

zoe rose

And dessert after.

yasmin puckerman

the dessert is me right?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

knew it

zoe rose

Come over on Monday too. Since we don't have class.

yasmin puckerman

I would start and end the week with me too if I could

zoe rose

See you Monday, Yas.

zoe rose

I was thinking of renting a car to drive up to Universal. Would you like to ride with me and Marley?

yasmin puckerman

You just want a back seat roller I'm on to you

zoe rose

You could always drive and I could be the back seat roller. I'm not discriminatory.

yasmin puckerman

Aight but if I drive we getting there in 2 and a half minimum

zoe rose

No. I'll drive.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah I knew you were all dry jokes

zoe rose

We'll leave Monday morning.

yasmin puckerman

You got it, Sir. I gotta remember to get my shit packed

zoe rose

Then you can pack my shit.

[ ... ]

Kidding.

yasmin puckerman

probably cause you don't want me picking all your outfits

zoe rose

All of my outfits are the same.

yasmin puckerman

Imma pack my bag and yours with my clothes

zoe rose

No. You're packing your bag and I'm packing mine.

yasmin puckerman

don’t worry. Just jokes I like your style how it is anyway

zoe rose

You're still coming over tomorrow night, correct?

yasmin puckerman

yep You planning to do anything special with me?

zoe rose

What do you want me to do to you?

yasmin puckerman

oh shit I hadn’t thought it throu No ones tied me up in a while

You wanna fuck me til I’m mad about it, Sir?

zoe rose

Wanna try that again?

yasmin puckerman

fuck, really?

I swore I had that one! Okay

Will you tie me up and fuck me til I’m mad about it pls, Sir?

zoe rose

That's better. I would love nothing more.

yasmin puckerman

You want some company now too?

I'm out on my board rn

zoe rose

I always want your company.

yasmin puckerman

So I don't gotta ask? what happens if I just start showing up?

zoe rose

My always wanting you here does not negate your need to ask for things you want.

yasmin puckerman

Do you ask for things you want? Or you always just waiting for me to do it?

zoe rose

I'm sure I've asked for you to come over on several occasions.

yasmin puckerman

when I have time I'm pulling receipts wait, that was a yes right? cause I'm already on my way

zoe rose

That was a yes.

yasmin puckerman

dope

MAY

zoe rose

Are you all packed?

yasmin puckerman

Yeah I think so I suck at packing

zoe rose

I think I over packed.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah? I think I got more toys than clothes.

zoe rose

I got my clothes in one bag, my shoes in one, my make up in another, and my shit in it's own bag too.

yasmin puckerman

Damn you got four bags??

zoe rose

My make up and oiud bags are small so they barely count.

zoe rose

Before I forget, you're under my orders Friday night and Sunday.   And I would like for you to spend Sunday with me and Marley at Disney world. Please.

yasmin puckerman

I mean, since you asked so nicel Friday, yes Sir. Got it. And hell yeah I wanna go to disney. I don't wanna take your time away from Marley though so, you sure?

zoe rose

Perfect. Marley has me to herself on Friday and Saturday, so Sunday the three of us can  spend the day together before we drive back to GroveKey.

Friday is our birthday, so if you'd like to you can give Marley a present. Though I do not want anything. Just to fuck you Friday night.

yasmin puckerman

Oh shit, that's good to know

Did I known that already??

I'll definitely grab her something.

zoe rose

Thank you.

yasmin puckerman

I'm not saying I wont get you anything tho

zoe rose

I suppose I can't stop you.

yasmin puckerman

yup

tell me more about this birthday sex?

zoe rose

I don't think you really want to know. Not asking like that.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah maybe I don't It's your birthday so, whatever you want not that it's not always whatever you want you know what I mean

zoe rose

It'll be a nice surprise for you.

yasmin puckerman

You should let me surprise you tho

zoe rose

I don't like surprises.

yasmin puckerman

not even sexy ones in the shape of me?

zoe rose

Not even those

yasmin puckerman

aight

If you say so

zoe rose

You could always tell me what you wanted to do ahead of time so it’s not a surprise

yasmin puckerman

See this why you’re the smart one between us

zoe rose

So tell me.

yasmin puckerman

how bout I just keep myself ready for friday. you could tell me when to edge over text while you're out having your day whenever you want, on the dime that way by the time your birthday sex comes around I'll already be so fucking desperate for whatever you want to do to me or not do to

if I had hit you with that friday morning you woulda been mad?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

cool good

zoe rose

I would also like to dress you that day and on Sunday.

Those can be my gifts.

yasmin puckerman

I'm down but thats not your gift nice try tho

zoe rose

It will be better than any material thing you could get me.

yasmin puckerman

well you can just like it more than a  legit thing, that’s fine

zoe rose

Deal.

yasmin puckerman

(laughing)

(peace) (alien) (kiss)

yasmin puckerman

heyyyooooo Happy Birthday

zoe rose

Thank you.

[ 10am ] Now edge for me.

yasmin puckerman

yeah okay. But wait, can I bring you and Marley's gift by before you leave?

zoe rose

The correct response is 'yessir'

We'll wait for you.

yasmin puckerman

aww YESSIR ok cool, thanks oh shit wait hold on. [ ... ]

(mastur.gif)

zoe rose

loved this

Good girl.

yasmin puckerman

omw

zoe rose

[ 12:37pm ] Edge again.

yasmin puckerman

yes, Sir. got you.

masturbate.gif

zoe rose

Fuck. I can't wait to fuck you tonight.

yasmin puckerman

listen YOU can't wait???

this the second time you edged today too ooor

I'm already hella ready for you, still wet since the first time

zoe rose

That's exactly how I want you. Tonight, I want you dripping.

yasmin puckerman

fuck yeah you got it what time you guys coming back? not that I'm rushing you I'm just you know, wondering

zoe rose

Around 9pm. Why? Are you desperate already?

yasmin puckerman

I'm always desperate when you say you're going to fuck me

zoe rose

Is that so? I'll keep that in mind every time I say that.

yasmin puckerman

you gonna be thinkin about me thinkin about you?

zoe rose

I can absolutely admit to that.

yasmin puckerman

dope that mean I got you wet too?

you got any hints about you're planning to enjoy this birthday sex?

zoe rose

I haven't decided yet. There will most certainly be some choking and humiliation involved. Perhaps I'll suffocate you with my pussy.

yasmin puckerman

well damn catch me making sure this seats all clean for you, Sir.

I don't even need air

zoe rose

I’ll be sure to remember that.

[ 2:54pm ] Again.

yasmin puckerman

mastur.gif

can you see how wet I am? these panties been done for, i'm gonna have to change before I head out

zoe rose

Actually, don’t even wear underwear. And wear a skirt. I’m not done with you.

yasmin puckerman

tf am I gonna get a skirt fro yes, Sir

yasmin puckerman

[ 20 minutes later ]

zero underwear, promise

zoe rose

Good girl. As soon as you get to where you’re going, you’re going to slip into the bathroom to edge for me.

yasmin puckerman

imma have to go wipe my thighs anyway so, might as well

zoe rose

Good, I like that you're dripping.

[ 7:21pm ] I'm on my way back. Edge again.

yasmin puckerman

fuck sorry, there was a line for the bathroom

(mastur.gif)

how long does it take to get back, Sir?

zoe rose

I'll be back in my room in less than thirty minutes.

yasmin puckerman

bet. I'm gonna be waiting there wait no, do you need a min?

nah i'm just gonna be waiting th

zoe rose

By the time I get to my room, I expect you kneeling in front of my door.

yasmin puckerman

oh than fu

yes, Sir. you got it. Imma be there.

zoe rose

Good girl.

yasmin puckerman

Did you know it was mothers day?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

I didn't now I feel like a dick

zoe rose

It's not too late to call her.

yasmin puckerman

I'm waiting for my brother to finish

zoe rose

He beat you to it?

yasmin puckerman

The first time ion think either of us got through but yeah, he did

It's okay, she'll still love me

zoe rose

I'm sure you're fine.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah it was fine, she wasn't mad I told her about Disney Thanks for the invite today

zoe rose

Thank you for indulging Marley.

yasmin puckerman

Nah, that's light work she made it really fun

zoe rose

Yes but there was a lot of things I wouldn't with her that you did.

yasmin puckerman

I had a good time so, it's np did you?

zoe rose

I enjoyed you and Marley having a good time.

yasmin puckerman

I guess thats not a no

zoe rose

It doesn't matter because it wasn't for me. The person who was supposed to enjoy it did and that's all that I wanted.

yasmin puckerman

what would you do for your birthday if it was just for you? besides me, obviously

zoe rose

Sitting on the beach, drinking and smoking. Then maybe a car show or something later in the night. Before coming going home with you for birthday sex.

yasmin puckerman

you wanna do that next weekend? the retirement homies around this island are always having car shits, bet theres something

zoe rose

Yes. Please.

yasmin puckerman

dope I only work until 1 sat

zoe rose

Then you're under my orders for the rest of the weekend.

yasmin puckerman

yes, Sir. I mean, except I got a 6 to close sunday but beside that it'll be dope

zoe rose

We can hit the beach again before you go into work.

yasmin puckerman

you look good on the beach, so I'm down

zoe rose

I'll get the cooler ready.

yasmin puckerman

you wanna dress me?

zoe rose

For the car show? Yes.

yasmin puckerman

cool I like when you do that

zoe rose

Good. I like it too.

yasmin puckerman

loved this

yasmin puckerman

Can this be a regular thing?

zoe rose

You being mine for the weekend?

yasmin puckerman

yeah. Exactly that

zoe roseB

I want that too.

yasmin puckerman

I just might have to work sometimes. Like we did this weekend tho that’s cool, yeah?

zoe rose

I think it worked out this weekend like that.

yasmin puckerman

I think so too, Sir

it was dope

zoe rose

I think so too.

yasmin puckerman

From Saturday morning next week?

zoe rose

Yes, standing orders.

yasmin puckerman

yes, Sir

zoe rose

Good girl. Goodnight, Yas.

yasmin puckerman

Goodnight

yasmin puckerman

hey

morning or whatever

zoe rose

Good morning, Yas.

yasmin puckerman

What you up to today? Besides dumbass class

zoe rose

Just that. Bored out of my fucking mind, you?

yasmin puckerman

mood. same. everyone is always like, you don’t even enjoy the kink classes? Like I’m obviously only taking kink classes. It’s still book work and listening so, I’m still

zoe rose

Especially in the intro classes.

yasmin puckerman

I joined a study group

zoe rose

For what reason?

yasmin puckerman

to copy ppls work also I like the girl running it, she’s sweet

zoe rose

I should have known there was a cute/sweet girl involved.

yasmin puckerman

at least I know what motivates me blonde and everything

zoe rose

And here I thought I was the one set in my ways

yasmin puckerman

whats your thing? brats who are full of themselves

zoe rose

That one is actually new.

yasmin puckerman

hmm, getting adventurous

zoe rose

Seems so.

yasmin puckerman

well I'm hella happy to help  

zoe rose

Send me a pic

yasmin puckerman

of me like right now?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

zoe rose

liked this

Good angle.

yasmin puckerman

I’m hella sexy from all angles so, thank you

zoe rose

Yes, you are.

yasmin puckerman

Send me one, Sir?

zoe rose

Say please.

yasmin puckerman

Please, Sir?

zoe rose

Good girl.

yasmin puckerman

thanks

saves image

yasmin puckerman

Mind if I kick it with you between a class today or sum?

zoe rose

No. Bored?

yasmin puckerman

Imma see if you’ll let me ask nicely to go down on you.

zoe rose

Ask nicely and we'll see.

yasmin puckerman

If I start saying what I know you’ll say before you say it, that gonna piss you off?

zoe rose

I'm not making any promises.

yasmin puckerman

damn, cause you know I’d like it

zoe rose

So go ahead and try me. What will I say?

yasmin puckerman

hb I just count my lucky stars today and ask where I should meet you? So I can ask properly

zoe rose

My place.

yasmin puckerman

okay cool thanks, Sir

zoe rose

liked this

zoe rose

Today is my turn to ask if I can go down on you between classes.

yasmin puckerman

wait you’re ASKING me???

say pleas

Uh, hell yes I don’t gotta jump through a hoop first?

zoe rose

No. I just want your pussy on my mouth.

yasmin puckerman

fuck yes wherever you want, Sir.

zoe rose

Your room exactly three minutes after our second class ends.

yasmin puckerman

I'll be right on time

zoe rose

Good girl.

yasmin puckerman

I work til 9 tomorrow, you gonna be busy?

zoe rose

I am not. Are you wanting to start our weekend early?

yasmin puckerman

Yes please

zoe rose

Yes, come over after work.

yasmin puckerman

cool also I gotta reup pls, at least a Q

zoe rose

Alright just send me the 70

yasmin puckerman

thanks

zoe rose

liked this

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unliked this

What do you want to do tomorrow night?

yasmin puckerman

you wanna go out?

zoe rose

Out to a club?

yasmin puckerman

yeah, I could get changed at work, meet you back at campus?

zoe rose

Yes. I'll come by your play before you go to work. Pick out when you're going to wear for the night.

yasmin puckerman

okay dope yes, Sir How was your week?

zoe rose

It was satisfactory, no complaints. I went to class, smoked, chilled. You?

yasmin puckerman

It was good, flew by They been doing that lately

zoe rose

I like it.

yasmin puckerman

must be cause of all the relaxing I do come weekends

zoe rose

Is that what we call it? Relaxing?

yasmin puckerman

that’s what I’m calling it its relaxing for me well maybe not always in the moment, but afterward, overall, that shit

zoe rose

Yes. That makes sense.

zoe rose

You sent someone to bring me coffee?

yasmin puckerman

bomb coffee did you like it?

zoe rose

I almost slammed the door in his face.

yasmin puckerman

oh no but you didn’t?

zoe rose

His only saving grace was saying your name. Otherwise he would have gotten the coffee thrown in his face.

yasmin puckerman

damn coffee is hot

wait are you mad?

I should have told you it was coming, I don’t know why I didn’t think of that

zoe rose

I'm not mad. Just thrown off.

You should have.

yasmin puckerman

my fault, I’m sorry

did you like the coffee th

maybe I could make it up to you later?

zoe rose

You're tasked with finding a girl for both of us to fuck at the club.

yasmin puckerman

yes Sir hell yes I'm all over it, any preferences?

zoe rose

Your type. I want to watch you dom someone.

yasmin puckerman

fuck okay yup, I'll keep my eye out

zoe rose

Good. Do you like the dress I chose for you tonight?

yasmin puckerman

Imma look so fine

I like everything you pick for me

zoe rose

I like everything I pick for you too.

yasmin puckerman

[ later ] I got her

coming back rn

zoe rose

I'm in Private Room 6.

yasmin puckerman

okay damn, perfect is this gonna be a just me her thing? or like a me her... me her you?

zoe rose

I'm only watching tonight.

yasmin puckerman

cool, okay dope just give me like 5 mins, Sir?

zoe rose

5 min and not a second more.

yasmin puckerman

yes, Sir

zoe rose

liked this

yasmin puckerman

I know I just left but, can I come over?

zoe rose

You really should have just stayed with me the extra day.

yasmin puckerman

I thought I'd be a big girl and sleep in my own bed tonight but nah

zoe roseBOT — 05/31/2021

Come here.

yasmin puckerman

yes, Sir

zoe rose

liked this

JUNE

yasmin puckerman

do you wanna fuck me at lunch, Sir? please? I'm in a hella bad mood

zoe rose

No. I’m not in the mood.

yasmin puckerman

okay you good?

zoe rose

Yes. Why are you in a bad mood?

yasmin puckerman

because it feels like a Monday

and I'm irritating

zoe rose

You’re irritating?

yasmin puckerman

YES me.

annoying tf out of my self

zoe rose

Take a smoke break. You'll feel better.

yasmin puckerman

you're so fucking right oh shit, thats why! I slept in so I didn't have time to this morning

zoe rose

You're welcome.

yasmin puckerman

i thought I was just in a fight with me thanks, your wisdom is plentiful

zoe rose

liked this

We got this new strand, Skywalker OG. You want?

yasmin puckerman

hell yes and also yes please

zoe rose

Good girl. You'll be getting Chinese food later on tonight.

yasmin puckerman

okay dope but I might only be able to swing a 8th rn, I gotta check the funds

zoe rose

Pay me back next paycheck.

yasmin puckerman

music to my ears

zoe rose

Mhm.

yasmin puckerman

you were def right

and I hella want to kiss you

I feel better now

zoe rose

Good.

yasmin puckerman

hey

zoe rose

Hello.

yasmin puckerman

fuck I wasn’t expecting that

zoe rose

I know.

yasmin puckerman

is this an invite? or am I being teased?

zoe rose

It's always an invite.

yasmin puckerman

yeah always? I get out of work in 55 minutes.

zoe rose

Not that you're counting or anything.

yasmin puckerman

yeah I am def counting 54 minutes

zoe rose

And how long does it take you to get here?

yasmin puckerman

20 mins ish

zoe rose

Door's open. Come into the bedroom naked.

yasmin puckerman

hell yeah yes Sir.

zoe rose

liked this

yasmin puckerman

holy shit the pride tourist wave has hit grovekey it's been so fucking busy

zoe rose

Are you getting paid more?

yasmin puckerman

[ backdated ] I wish I was bout to go on a break though so I got a solid 15 mins to sit my ass down

zoe rose

Only a couple more hours. FT while I roll?

yasmin puckerman

I was just about to ask that

3 more mins and I’m headed out back.

zoe rose

Yes. Just call.

[ see here ]

yasmin puckerman

I just rolled a fatty, want me to come by?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

Orange soda?

zoe rose

Yes, please.

yasmin puckerman

Dope. I'll be there in 5

hold on munchies kicked in and I'm staring into this vending machine like it owns my life do you think I want a reeses or a kit kat?

zoe rose

I thought you were waiting to smoke with me. We both want Reeses.

yasmin puckerman

nah I said I rolled I had one ready one my way home before I showered and changed maybe I should go with skittles. that meatball sub I had at work is not sittin right, chocolate probably wont help

Or them little mini cookies

zoe rose

Mhm. Not cookies, you just said chocolate won't help.

yasmin puckerman

so I don’t work sat but there’s an alum event I want to hit up at 7, do I need to ask permission or some s that cool with you Sir?

zoe rose

Which event is that?

yasmin puckerman

poker night

well it’s a men’s only thing but I wanna see if they’d let me ride and I’m cute or whatever, I’m sure I can convince somebodies rich daddy

zoe rose

Okay. You’re still ordered to my room after.

yasmin puckerman

dope It goes to 11 but I don’t think I’ll need that long to clean up$$ and head out

zoe rose

Where is it going to be held?

yasmin puckerman

someone said it was gonna be at that oak club place

zoe rose

Will you need an escort?

yasmin puckerman

yeah I will

zoe rose

Want it to be me?

yasmin puckerman

hell yeah I was gonna just figure something out but that’d be dope I’m so mf good at poker

just gotta find out what the buy in is so I’m prepared.

zoe rose

if there's a difference you can't make, I got you

yasmin puckerman

If it come to that, I’ll give it right back after I triple it

zoe rose

Alright.

Which seminars are you signing up for?

yasmin puckerman

Just the switch one if I’m gonna be forced into an extra class this week at least it’s Miss Bakers she aight

zoe rose

That's smart.

yasmin puckerman

you pick any?

zoe rose

I'm looking now. I might just do the TPE class since it's in my wheelhouse.

yasmin puckerman

yeah might be interesting, good thinking

zoe rose

Besides me dressing you, have you ever experienced TPE in the submissive role?

yasmin puckerman

nah but, I’m taking that intro class right now

zoe rose

I want to explore that with you.

yasmin puckerman

like an all day thing?

zoe rose

Starting with a few rules. Then leading up to an all day thing.

[my-desire-fantasy]

Nia and Tate (2)

Nia’s Views.

I wonder how Kia’s doing, I’d call her but not going to do that. Glad I left everything in great shape before I left.

*next day*

The next day I had quite a lot to do. First I had to go to my job, I got lectured and suspended which is good, better than being fired, but I have a lot of work to do.

*later that day*

Kia: *bust in the house* I cannot believe you left me

Nia: sure, come on in

Kia: do you know how awkward it was?

Nia: nope

Kia: well it was very awkward

Nia: did you get your car?

Kia: yeah, he paid for it.

Nia: that’s nice of him. Did you go to work?

Kia: No, I’m fired anyway

Nia: who told you that?

[MORE]

Kia: you went?

Nia: yes

Kia: and?

Nia: Well, we’re suspended, with a ton of work to do.

Kia: oh, that’s better than I was expecting.

Nia: I know right

Kia: have you hear from Luke?

Nia: not what I’m looking forward to

Kia: are you going to give him the ring back?

Nia: well I’m not going to keep it

Kia: what about your new boo Tate?

Nia: he’s not my boo, and I don’t know.

Kia: really? I gave him your number I thought he would’ve called you by now.

Nia: you give him my number?

Kia: well yeah, you two hit it off so well. honestly, I think this vacation was the push you needed.

Nia: why do you say that?

Kia: you caught Luke cheating on you 9 months ago, and you shut people out, the only reason you talk to me is cause I’m a pain in your ass, but it would’ve taken you a while to go out again.

Nia: oh

Kia: but, that’s not what’s important right now

Nia: what is?

Kia: your birthday

Nia: my birthday is three months away

Kia: I know, but you’re going to be the big 30, speaking of age, how old you think Tate is?

Nia: I’m not sure, but I’ll give him around 33-36

Kia: are you inviting him to your party?

Nia: no

Kia: why not?

Nia: I’m not having one

Kia: why not?

Nia: I do not want one, I suggest you go work do your work.

We got suspended for a week, I use that week to catch up on my work. The following, we went back to work, but I really hate the stares I’m getting because of the whole cheating thing I had going on, but I’m not going to let that bother me.

*Friday evening*

Even though I try to catch up with my work, more just keep coming. I had to leave my house and go to my nearest Starbucks, just to sit down to focus. Sitting down I feel a stare burning the side of my temple, I know it’s a public place people can stare but damn. I went back to focus on my work *putting my headphones on*

I’m the most focus when I’m working. If I’m on my computer doing my work, all hell can break loose, and I would not know a thing. That’s good but also bad at the same thing.

I should go get another drink since I’m only sipping on ice.

“would you like me to get you another drink?”

Nia: yes, please I’ll have- wait *looks up and sees him*

Tate: hi, what kind of drink would you like?

Nia: uhm I’ll just have a water, please

Tate: I’ll be back

Nia: okay

I really hope Kiara didn’t tell him where I live.

*moments later*

Tate: here *hand her the water*

Nia: thank you, so what are you doing here?

Tate: I had a meeting two blocks from here

Nia: oh

Tate:  what are you doing? how did it go with your job?

Nia: Well I didn’t get fired, I got suspended and a hell lot of work to do.

Tate: Better than being fired right?

Nia: right, so how have you been?

Tate: just the usual

Nia: work

Tate: none stop, so you live around here?

Nia: about 30 minutes, you?

Tate: without traffic two hours, with traffic two and a half. are you always this focus when you’re working?

Nia: pretty much, why?

Tate: nothing. Where’s your friend?

Nia: I have no idea

As weird as this might sound, I actually missed him.

Tate: I should let you do our work.

Nia: yeah

Tate: I’ll see you another time *walks out* oh what the hell

Nia:* follows him outside*  Hey,

Tate: yeah

Nia: do you wanna have dinner with me.

Tate:*smile*

Nia: I mean, If you don’t have plans you can go-

Tate: Nia I’d love to have dinner with you.

Nia: okay, I’m going to get my stuff.

*moments later*

I think maybe I should change my pants

Nia: okay, maybe I should change my clothes.

Tate: wait for you here?

Nia: no you can just follow me.

*30miutes later*

Tate: how many tickets have you gotten so far?

Nia: none, why?

Tate: I thought you said it took you 30 minutes

Nia: why? Did you get scared of a little speed?

Tate: I can handle the speed *smirk*

Nia: shall we?

Tate: after you.

*upstairs*

Nia: Just warning you, My house ain’t fancy *opens the door*

Tate: nice place

Nia: Thank you, make yourself comfortable and I’ll go change.

I’m raiding my closet to find something, that looks cute but urggh  I’m going to end up with jeans anyway.

I decided to just wear white cutout jeans, and a denim shirt with the sleeves rolled up sleeves.

*Tate’s views*

Her place is small but comfortable. It has this warm feeling that made you not want to leave. I can see why she’s ready to do her spring cleaning, fall is full of her boyfriend pictures.

Nia: you ready to go?

Tate: Yeah.

*outside*

Nia: you driving?

Tate: sure *open the door for her*

Nia: oh thank you

Tate: you’re welcome

*moments Later*

Tate: where are we going?

Nia: well since you’re from the rich part of town, we’re going to try some good food over here.

Tate: *laughs* how do you know I’m from the rich part of town?

Nia: your watch and the car is a dead give away, and come on, the hotel, and you pay for both Kia and me, means you definitely not from this part of town.

Tate: should I watch over my shoulder?

Nia: you should

Tate: What?!

Nia: you scared?

Tate: no

Nia: don’t worry I’ll protect you

Tate: I feel so little right now

Nia: *lol* don’t worry I won’t tell anyone about this.

We got to this place that looks like a bar, I’m not sure they’d have food in there.

Nia: you might want to leave your suit in the car.

Tate: why?

Nia: you look uptight, take the suit and your tie off.

We walk inside, I can feel eyes on me.

Tate: is it me or are they staring?

Nia: everyone can tell you’re not from here.

“Nia?”

Nia: regular booth, please

“Okay, follow me”

We sat down in the booth, it been a while since I sat on one of these.

Nia: you can relax, they’re looking at me not you

Tate: why?

Nia: I got proposed in here, so no one actually knows about the breakup.

Tate: I’m sorry

Nia: it wasn’t meant to be, but let’s not talk about it. Do you want something to drink?

Tate: what do you recommend?

Nia: Well I don’t drink alcohol so I’m not much of a help in that area.

She is so much different from the last time I saw her, More confident. It’s like there are many sides of her, makes me want to get to know her more.

Tate: what are we eating?

Nia: I’m getting what I usually get, spicy shrimp pizza.

Tate: you’re joking

Nia: don’t judge it before you try it, besides you can order your own food.

It feels like the perfect place, people look friendly, like they’ve been coming here for a while, the smell of the beer is a perfect combination. I’ve never met anyone who looks that happy over food.

Nia: do you want to try it?

Tate: no thank you

Nia: you might like it

Tate: nope

Nia: it won’t kill you

Tate: Nah

Nia: just one bite *put it close to his mouth*

Tate: fine *takes a bite*

Okay, that is good.

Nia: Well

Tate: I’m mad at how good it tastes.

Nia: told you

Tate: you can hand over the rest.

Nia: not going to happen

Tate: come on

We split the pizza, I’m glad she didn’t get just one slice.

Tate: I must admit, that I didn’t have many expectations coming in here.

Nia: I told you-

“Nia”

He looks familiar, I’m guessing that’s the ex.

Nia: Luke

Luke: I’ve been looking for you, we need to talk

Nia: talk about what?

Luke: us

Nia: Luke there is no us, we’re done.

Luke: that’s it? Are we not going to talk about it? Come on Kim

Nia: there is nothing to talk about. I’m not sure why you have that pathetic look on your face, you cheated on me not the other way around. I don’t want to talk to you, I don’t have anything to say to you. I’m going to bag all your stuff and put them outside the door you can pick them up on Monday. Right now you’re interrupting my dinner, you may excuse yourself, have a good night.

Well damn

Nia: I’m sorry

Tate: it’s alright, you good?

Nia: yea.

Why did he call her Kim?

Tate: is Nia your first name?

Nia: nope, my full name is Kimberly Nia Parker.

Tate: Kimberly?

Nia: yeah don’t call me that.

Tate: why not? It’s nice

Nia: too many people have that name.

Tate: true, when’s your birthday?

Nia: guess

Tate: not really good at guessing

Nia: come on

Tate:  July?

Nia: really?

Tate: you look like a summer born type of girl, with your colorful house.

Nia: oh so we’re judging now mister uptight always wearing suits

Tate: they don’t hate on my suits

Nia: don’t talk about my colorful house.

Tate:*lol* okay, but for real when’s your birthday?

Nia: my birthday is Dec 31.

Tate: wow you almost made it to the new year, that’s in 3 months, doing anything?

Nia: nope, I’m gonna come here order some food, go home and watch movies.

Tate: come on, it’s new years eve you have to party.

Nia: I don’t know.

We talk and talk and more talking and we left the place at around 1 AM.

*in the car *

Tate: are there any hotels nearby?

Nia: why?

Tate: I don’t think I’m gonna be able to make it home

Nia: you can stay over if you want, it’s not as fancy as the hotels, but it has a bed and a roof over it.

Tate: you sure?

Nia: Yeah, I mean it’s my fault you still here anyway.

Thank God I stopped for coffee.

*her place*

Nia: okay you can sit out here for a bit, I’ll change the sheets out from the guest room, you can watch TV if you want.

I watch her go back and forth, from her room to the next bringing stuff, removing stuff.

Nia: okay it’s ready

Tate: thank you

Nia: you’re welcome. I put some clean towels in there for you to take a shower, there’s a pair of sweats in there with a shirt, I’m sorry they’re pink, that’s all I have.

Tate: thank you

Nia: you’re welcome if you need anything call me, well in an hour because I’m going to take a shower as well.

Tate: aight

*hours later*

It is 2 am  I hear her shuffling things out in the living room.

Tate: you good?

Nia: Did I wake you?

Tate: yes

Nia: I’m sorry I just feel like getting rid of these things right now.

Tate: you can do that in the morning

Nia: no if I don’t get rid of them now, I’m just gonna get annoyed and not being able to sleep.

Tate: need help?

Nia: I can’t ask you to do that

Tate: it’s okay

Nia: I’m only getting rid of the pictures, I’m keeping the frames if I like the pictures I’ll just cut him out.

Tate: what are you doing later?

Nia: well, since It’s fall I’m going to do a little shopping to change my colorful house to fall

Tate: I see you still on that

Nia: I am very salty about it, cause I put a lot of efforts on decorating my house

Tate: I’m just saying that I’ve never seen a house with so many colors, not that I have time that much time to go to people houses, but I doubt they’re that colorful

Nia: I wanna see how your house looks like, I bet you have one of them bougie ass all white houses.

Tate: What are you doing later?

Nia: not really sure yet, but I think it’ll involve shopping.

Tate: thought you didn’t like shopping?

Nia: I’m too busy adulting to be shopping all the time

Tate: Adulting?

Nia: working and paying bills, my paycheck doesn’t always allow shopping all the time.

Tate: I see

Nia: you should go to sleep

Tate: I’m good right here

Nia: I’m sure you’d be more comfortable on the bed.

Tate: trust me I’m fine here

Nia: okay

I spend the next 30 minutes watching her, taking things off the wall, pictures of albums.

Tate: ok ma'am I think that’s enough, you want to take out your frustration find another way right now it’s time to sleep.

Nia: I’m not-

Tate: I get it, you’re frustrated and annoyed doing all of this isn’t gonna help.

*following morning*

I must be dreaming because she said that she can’t cook, but I can smell food.

Tate:*sits on a stool by the counter watching her*

Nia: *startles* good morning

Tate: good morning

Nia: so, I made breakfast, what would you like?

Tate: *smirk*

Nia: what?

Tate: nothing

Nia: Okay then *takes out a plate and takes out scrambled eggs,* bacon or sausage?

Tate: …

Nia: both

She fixes my plate with food and fruits and went back to clean the kitchen.

Nia: *phone rings*  Hello? hey mom, what man? oh, so he went to complain to you huh. Listen, mom, I really don’t want to talk about that so I’ll see you later *hangs up the phone*

Tate: you okay?

Nia: yeah

Tate: you sure?

Nia: yeah, why?

Tate:*points at her hands*

Nia:*squeezing the syrup* oh eww, I’m going to take a shower.

Tate: okay.

*two hours later*

Tate: Thank you for having me over

Nia: well it was nice having you as a guest.

Tate: maybe next time we could have a sleepover at my place.

Nia: we’ll see

Tate: wait, you doing anything for Halloween?

Nia: I’m not sure yet, but I think it involves food and staying home.

Tate: why?

Nia: because I don’t like being scared.

Tate: Well I’m throwing a Halloween party and I’m inviting you.

Nia: no thank you

Tate: come on

Nia: no thank you, I’m fine

Tate: okay I’ll come pick you up, I’ll call you later.

Nia: okay.

I spent the two hours drive back home just smiling and thinking about yesterday It’s been a while since…

Following days we text each other as much as we can, talk on the phone as much as we can it feels nice, actually, it feels really really nice.

Rick: knock knock

Tate: Hey, what are you doing here?

Rick: your party

Tate: oh

Rick: how’s it going man?

Tate: same old, just working

Rick: and your ladies?

Tate: I don’t have ladies, I’m working on having one lady.

Rick: you’re not a one woman type of guy

Tate: *smile*

Rick: who is it?  please tell me it’s not the same girl from the hotel

Tate: yup

Rick: dude

Tate: what?

Rick: What about all the other women you have?

Tate: what about them?

Rick: you think they’re going to just sit there and let it happen? what about Tara?

Tate: you think I didn’t think about all these things? the other women will get over it.

Rick: what about Tara?

Tate: what about her? she moved on, got married, it’s been ten years. Now I have to start thinking about myself.

Rick: you serious about her?

Tate: I’m getting too old for this man, I spent a night over at her place, and before you ask, no I did not sleep with her. It just feels so right, even though we didn’t sleep in the same bed, I want to do it every day.

Rick: good luck man, I hope it works out for you.

Tate: yeah me too

*Nia’s Views*

Things have been going well with Tate and me, we talk and text each other, it’s pretty nice-

Kia:*burst in the door* I was thinking, we should watch scary movies for Halloween and just binge on ice cream.

Nia: first of all good morning, second I don’t watch scary movies, Third what are you doing in my office?

Kia: I’m bored

Nia: I’m pretty sure if I check your desk, I will find all the papers you haven’t worked on.

Kia: You worry too much

Nia: you’re right, it’s not my problem, besides, I have plans for that day.

Kia: you never have plans for Halloween, what is it?

Nia: Tate’s having a party and he invited me.

Kia: when were you going to tell me that?

Nia: never, cause I’m not going

Kia: why not?

Nia: I hate dressing up

Kia: but it’s a party

Nia: I am aware, and I hope you’re aware that I’m two seconds from kicking you out of my office.

Kia: I’m coming over later

Nia: please don’t

Of course, she came by later.

Kia: I don’t see why you are not going

Nia: because I don’t want to go

Kia: why not?

Nia: Kiara I do not want to go, end of discussion.

Kiara spent the following days nagging me about the party until I give up. We have 3 days to find a costume. Three days before Halloween? everything is pretty much gone.

Kia: that’s all your fault if you had said yes earlier-

Nia: Why are you complaining? you found your costume.

Kia: you are the guest of honor-

Nia: who told you that?

Kia: well he likes you, so you are his guest of honor

Nia: sometimes I wonder if you have anything in your head, like is it just an empty skull? do have a brain in there? how small is it?

Kia: the only thing they have here is this spiderman costume and it’s two sizes bigger.

Nia: I’ll just wrap some tissue  an go as a mummy

Kia: I’m embarrassed to be your friend.

Nia: now you see how I feel about you every day.

She ended up buying the spiderman costume. I’m not really sure why she thinks she can fix it, but she’ll be my entertainment for the rest of the day.

Nia: how exactly are you planning on fixing this?

Kia: You’ll see, I’m going to wash it, and shrink it in the dryer

Nia: okay good luck, I’m going to nap.

*2hours later*

So, the costume shrink

Kia: you win, we’ll stay home

Nia: I’m glad you back to your senses.

Kia: I’m going home

After she left I went online to find something. Everything I would like all sold out, clicking links after links, I finally find this website with all of these things that I personally would not wear. They’re pricey and paying extra for the shipping, I feel so sad paying for them.

*call from Tate*

Tate: Hey

Nia: what’s up?

Tate: Nothing, just heading to a lunch meeting.

Nia: why does this feel like a depressing text? is it the you don’t want to go but have to go meetings?

Tate: yup, what you do today?

Nia: work, I went out with Kia, now just chilling. you’re not driving and using your phone, are you?

Tate: no, I’m not driving.

Nia: good

Tate: you know still haven’t said yes to my party.

Nia: If I haven’t said it that probably means no.

Tate: funny, because I’m not taking no for an answer.

Nia: is that so?

Tate: yes, as a matter of fact, I’m picking you up myself.

Nia: Mhhm really?

Tate: yes. look I will call you back okay

Nia: okay.

While out with Kia, I bought a few things for my place. With some music, I flip my living room upside down.

*Oct 31*

I mentally prepared myself since yesterday for tonight’s party. I told Kia I had an emergency, to bring her here. She’s been moody since yesterday.

Kia: what’s the emergency?

Nia: why you look like your cat die?

Kia: what do you want?

Nia: I need a blanket

Kia: why are you telling me that?

Nia: so you can go get it

Kia: Kimberly Naya Parker you made me drive over here to get you a blanket that you could’ve just get off your lazy ass to get?

Nia: yeah

Kia: *breath in and out*

Nia: come on I’m cold

Kia:*walks in the room*

wait for it

Kia:*screams, and runs back out* where did you get these?

Nia: I bought them, you owe me $90

Kia:$90?

Nia: yes, I had to pay extra for fast shipping.

Kia: why didn’t you tell me?

Nia: I liked how miserable you were, The party’s at 7 PM, it’s a two-hour drive, so you should go get ready.

Kia: It’s 2 PM

Nia: exactly

Kia: what about you?

Nia: I won’t take that long.

Kia: you’re not wearing makeup?

Nia: nope

We fought for the next two hours, it’s not that I don’t like makeup, it’s just when I get home I just get lazy about taking it off.

She had a latex captain America costume I had Batman cause it’s black, I love wearing black. I get annoyed quickly cause I got hungry, and there is not enough room in this tight costume to breath.

I got a text from Tate that he’s outside, I’m nervous, the fact that I don’t really like parties, and it’s probably a bunch of snobby people.

*downstairs*

Tate: Well hello ladies

Kia: Captain America nice to meet you.

Nia: I’m Batman, I would rather stay in my cave

Tate: you guys look great

Nia: thank you.

Tate:*open his car door for them*

*in the car*

Tate: good day?

Nia: I’ve had better and worst.  You?

Tate: I’m ready for a vacation

Nia: didn’t you just had one?

Tate: no, that was for work.

Nia: oh

Tate: I’m taking a winter vacation soon, Going snowboarding

Nia: sounds interesting

Tate: do you know how to?

Nia: I’m not a fan of falling on my butt, not a fan of falling period. The snow is not really my thing, I’m more of a summer born type of girl.

Tate: you should get out of your comfort zone.

Nia: no thanks, it’s safer for me.

Tate: what about you, Kia?

Kia: I know how to

Tate: see she knows how to snowboard

Nia: she learned it to impress a guy, my butt is more important to me.

We got to the party it looks like the typical Halloween party except more high-end. The only thing I’m interested in is food, and I have not seen any insight.

Tate went to greet his guests, and Kia loves all the attention she’s getting, I’m just hungry.

It’s dark and foggy, I find a balcony with a chair with a nice view I’m good.

Sitting looking at the big houses, wondering how much would it cost to live there? What kind of job these people have? What’s in the house? How much do I need to work to afford one, or even rent one?

I’m contempt with how my life is but. Speaking of my life, I haven’t been able to tell my parents about me not getting married. I know he went over and tell them something. I  have to go over for Thanksgiving it’ll have to wait till then.

*Tate’s views*

It’s been almost two hours and I have no sight on Nia, I look everywhere but I can’t find her. Kia, on the other hand, seems to be having fun.

Tate: hey can I talk to you for a bit?

Kia: sure

Tate: have you seen Nia?

Kia: no, the last time I saw her she was looking for food

Tate: food?

Kia: yeah think she missed both lunch and dinner

Tate: does she have her phone?

Kia: she should, but with all this noise she’s probably not going to hear it.

*hours later*

After waiting for what seems like four hours, I finally see her walking out.

Tate: where were you? hiding in a cave?

Nia: Yeah, until I get hungry.

Tate: why didn’t you tell me?

Nia: you had guests to attend to

Tate: I know, but I could’ve ordered you something.

Nia: that’s alright, have you seen Kia?

Tate: yeah, she’s over there.

Kia: okay see you in a bit.

After an hour or so, I apologize to some people and take the ladies home.

Kia: you know a taxi would’ve been fine.

Nia: yeah, you didn’t have to take us

Tate: since I picked you guys up, it’s only right to do so.

We got food on the way back, and Kia knocked out.

Tate: I’ll take it as you didn’t have fun

Nia: I did

Tate: doesn’t seems like it.

Nia: I had fun my own way, I was starving but doesn’t mean it was that bad.

Tate: oh I see

Nia: how are you going to sleep?

Tate: what do you mean?

Nia: the party was at your house, no?

Tate: oh no that was just one of my houses, that house is kind of reserved for things like that.

Nia: why’s that?

Tate: Well it’s hard to control a lot of people, having parties at my house mean people are going to go in places or rooms they shouldn’t have been in. That house is empty,  there’s nothing in there.

Nia: oh, I see

Tate: yea, but more importantly your birthday is in a month.

Nia: yeah

Tate: are you excited?

Nia: meh

Tate: you’re not excited?

Nia: it’s just a birthday

Tate: so everyone always excited about their birthdays.

Nia: I passed that phase.

Tate: why’s that?

Nia: I’ve always wanted a birthday party when I was younger, but I never had one. After I turned 16, I decided that I would throw my own party. I started saving money for my 21st birthday, I work anytime I had the chance. I planed my party since it’s New year eve, I wanted an all-white party, on the roof just to see the fireworks, since I love to eat I wanted my favorite foods, like cupcakes-

Tate: pizza

Nia:*laughs* Yes absolutely. I planned every single detail. As I got older I got better jobs make more money, as soon as I was getting ready to put things in action, my mom got into an accident, and well there goes my party.

Tate: you used the money?

Nia: yeah, she needed surgery and I had the money saved, it wasn’t much but it helped.

Tate: did you regret it?

Nia: of course not. It stung a little because that was five years of saving. Five years of no shopping, going out or do anything folks my age basically do. I spent my 21st birthday eating hospital food sleeping on a chair. After I got engaged, I thought that was it, by then I had a great job. I said I would make up for all the birthdays I missed, I started saving.. again. I worked extra, and of course no shopping or enjoying myself, and then I got cheated on. I guess that how I realized there are more important things than a birthday party or fancy wedding, I stopped caring about a lot of things to tell you the truth.

Tate: wow

Nia: but don’t feel sorry for me, I turned out pretty good. I put myself through college, got a degree I’m doing pretty well.

Tate: you pay for tuition yourself?

Nia: loans I’m still working on. I’m going to use the wedding money to buy my parents a house paid in full, I still have a lot more working to do, then tackles my student loans

Tate: then?

Nia: I work to travel

We get to Kia’s house she’s still fast asleep. Well, obviously I had to help her out.

Tate: you have her keys?

Nia: yeah, I kind of have to take her home a lot. Good thing I don’t drink.

Tate: that would be a disaster.

While Nia went to help Kia get set for bed, I look around the sitting room there are so many pictures of the two of them together. Even years before she was just as beautiful.

Nia: okay she’s all set, I’m going to put her alarm on.

Tate: won’t it go off when she wakes up?

Nia: no, her mom is getting off of work at 7 AM, she won’t be up until 2 PM

Tate: wow

Nia: told you, I’m kind of a pro at putting her to bed.

We head back out to drop her off.

Nia: I’m beat.

Tate: tell me about it, I feel like my eyelids are 10 pounds each.

Nia: do you want me to drive?

Tate: no

Nia: you sure?

Tate: Yeah.

Nia: you know you still never tell me what you do for a living, besides it being “business”.

Tate: it is just business.

Nia: that sounds like an excuse you give your girlfriend when she thinks you’re too close to your assistant “come on baby it’s business” *mimicking his voice*

Tate: was that me? Is that how I sound?

Nia: *laughs* yeah

Tate: I sound nothing like that

Nia: yes you do.

Tate: do not, I have a sexy voice.

Nia: please don’t ever say that I think you should let the other person that.

Tate: why?

Nia: I’m just saying you sound kind of like an a-hole

Tate: I’m a sexy asshole.

Nia: you’re special

Tate: you think so?

Nia: yeah, I think you’re a special asshole

Tate: you forget the sexy part

Nia: I was not trying to include it.

We fool around until we get to her house.

Nia: thank you for the ride, I had a good time.

Tate: you’re welcome.

*Nia’s views*

I really don’t know if it’s obvious but I’m really digging this guy, I wished he lived closer, but I guess that’s suck.

As always he opens my door and walks me to my place.

Nia: are you going to be okay driving back?

Tate: yeah

Nia: are you sure?

Tate: yes

Nia: but your eyes are saying something else.

Tate:*chuckles* trust me I’ll be fine.

Nia: do you want to come inside?

He looks dead tired, no way he’ll be able to drive two hours.

Tate: another time.

Nia: look it’s Saturday morning drunk people are on their way home from parties it’s not really safe driving. You said you were sleepy, and that’s even worst, besides I need help with this zipper.  

Tate: Nia-

Nia: Look this is not up for a debate, you’re staying. Lock the door after you *walks inside*

Tate: yes ma'am.

Nia:*kicks off her heels* I’m suffocating in this thing. *stands in front him* unzip, please.  

Tate: *helps her out* I see you change the colors

Nia: thank you, and yes I did.

We both got ready for bed, and I guess that was the night.

*next morning*

waking up I smell food. walk out, he is in the kitchen cooking.

Nia: I can get used to this.

Tate: Good morning.

Nia: Good morning, I didn’t know you can cook

Tate: there are a lot of things you don’t know

Nia: really? wanna tell me?

Tate: I can show you better than I can tell you

Nia: really?

Tate: really really.

Nia: *smile* I guess, I’m gonna look forward to you showing me all the things I don’t know.

Tate: So what is your plans for Thanksgiving?

Nia: normally I would go to my mom’s but, since I’m ducking them about the whole engagement thing I guess shrimp pizza it is.

Tate: why are you stalling? you should just tell the truth and get it over with.

Nia: Luke already went to them, and tell them who knows what

Tate: then go tell them the truth.

Nia: I’m not really a fan of explaining myself.

Tate: and you think stalling is helping? that’ll only make you look guilty

Nia: get off my ass

Tate: trust me, if I was on your ass, you wouldn’t want me off.

Nia: what about you, Mr. know it all?

Tate: I’m gonna go to my parents and they’re going to nag me just like they do every year, complaining about how I don’t take life serious blah blah blah.

Nia: you don’t?

Tate: I have two other brothers, they’re married and I’m not

Nia: I see.

Tate: oh by the way your fridge is empty

Nia: Well I would’ve gone to the grocery store yesterday but, I went to your party. I’ll go later.

We didn’t do much after that, he went home, I went grocery shopping, and I guess chill and get ready for the following week.

*weeks later*

I’m happy on how busy the past few weeks have been. I love being super busy with work, to me it makes the days go faster, when you have deadlines and the days tries to catch up with you, I find it really exciting.

*Day before Thanksgiving*

*phone call from Kia*

Kia: you really not going to your family’s for Thanksgiving?

Nia: hello to you too, I’m doing great. How about yourself? And to answer your question no, if it was just my family as in my mom and dad it’d be fine, I just don’t feel like dealing with everyone.

Kia: if you had told them-

Nia: Kia let’s just not okay?

Kia: I’m sorry, but you don’t have to stay home alone, you can come over.

*phone beeps*

Nia: hold on I’m getting another call.

Kia: okay *hangs up*

Nia: hello

Tate: hey, what are you doing?

Nia: eating ice cream, and watching T.V., what’s up?

Tate: nothing, I’m heading to my parents’ house, but I’m stopping somewhere else first.

Nia: have fun

Tate: how was your day?

Nia: Well, I haven’t really done anything. I showered, eat, and that’s about it.

Tate: did you at least call your parents?

Nia: I will do that later, right before dinner.

Tate: what? what is going on in your head?

Nia: right now? nothing I- *hears a knock on the door* hold on there’s someone at the door

I hate when people come to my house unannounced-

Nia: what the hell?

Tate: hi

Nia: what are you doing here?

Tate: not really sure, but I think it involves me taking you with me

Nia: uh not gonna happen

Tate: you can’t spend Thanksgiving alone

Nia: yes I can, watch me

Tate: Nia-

Nia: Look I appreciate what you’re trying to do-

Tate: Then come with me

Nia: to your parents’ house?

Tate: yea

Nia: why would I want to do that?

Tate: because it’s better to spend time with other people on Thanksgiving.

Nia: you know I have this thing, where, when I plan something I’m kind of expected it to go as planned. I planned to stay home for Thanksgiving, and I will do just that.

Tate: look I need your help

Nia: with what? *walks in the kitchen, and grabs a bottle of water*

Tate: *sits on a bar stool*

Nia: you look serious, what’s up?

Tate: Look I have two older brothers, and they all kind of have their lives altogether, and my parents have been giving me hell for the past 10 years. I’m the punch line to every joke on Thanksgiving.

Nia: so, where do I come in on this? I mean why am I being dragged?

Tate: Look I know, we said that we would take things slow, but-

Nia: you want me to save you this weekend, well Thanksgiving is on a Thursday, so it’s not really a weekend and also, Black Friday is the next day I have a few things I have to buy

Tate: are you even taking me seriously?

Nia: yes, it’s just I want to go black Friday shopping.

Tate: look I’ll take you shopping and do whatever you want for a whole day, and all you have to do is help me survive Thanksgiving.

To be honest with you I just really don’t want to get out of the house.

*Tate’s phone rings*

Tate: hello, no I’m not there yet. Are you joking right? okay, I’m on my way.

Nia: you okay?

Tate: yes, I have to pick up my brothers from the airport.

Nia: oh okay

Tate: okay, well I’m going to text you the address regardless, in case you change your mind.

Nia: look, it might not be as bad as you make it seems.

Tate: I’ll see you later.

Well, I certainly did not plan on feeling like an asshole today. what should I do?

Nia: *calling Kia*

Kia: that was a long hold

Nia: that was Tate

Kia: you put me on hold for your boyfriend

Nia: he’s not my boyfriend`

Kia: might as well. you both obviously like each other, enjoy each other’s company, Nia, the guy really like you. he lives 2 hours from you, even when he’s busy and tired he still manages to see you.

Nia: He actually just called asking me to spend Thanksgiving with him.

Kia: that’s really nice

Nia: yeah, he even come here to pick me up

Kia: well what are you waiting for?

Nia: well I told him no

Kia: you know what, I’m coming over right now *hangs up the phone*

*20 minutes later*

*door bust open*

Nia: I know you have a key, but can you pretend to knock

Kia: what do you mean you tell him no?

Nia: I didn’t feel like going

Kia: why not? what exactly did he say?

Nia: well he said that his parents been on his case for the past ten years about him not being serious about life and all, so he wanted me to go with him.

Kia: ten years? how old is he?

Nia: is it weird that don’t know?

Kia: it is very weird, but he looks around 35 or 36, but that’s not what’s important. What’s important is you start getting ready to go. *walks to her room* did you shower?

Nia: yes, why?

Kia: let’s go find you something to wear

Nia: Kia-

Kia: just don’t. I know you always do the opposite of what I say, but for once listen to me.

Nia: okay

Kia: Okay, let’s pack you some stuff because you’re going

Nia: oy vey

[gingervsblondie]

Blondie Plays Cupid (1940)

1:54 AM, Monday, 25 November 2019

Whoops it’s been more than a month since I did one of these WHOOPS

Been really busy working on my short film for college and I didn’t find time to keep doing this. But now it’s finished so back to the Blondie grind! There was a point a while back where I had the thought “I’d like to be watching a Blondie right now,” so I guess it may have gotten to the point where these are somehow a comfort thing for me. But hey we’ll see how long that lasts when I’m actually watching one again.

This time it’s Blondie Plays Cupid.

1:58

AAAHHH WTF THEY’RE NOT PLAYING THE THEME SONG! I WAS ABOUT TO START TYPING IT OUT AND NOW IT’S DIFFERENT! THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE THROWING CHANGE AT ME!

2:00

Dick Flournoy is credited in the intro but not on the Wikipedia page. Wonder what the deal is there.

2:02

There’s a bunch of dogs in the Bumsteads’ house chasing Daisy right now. Shenanigans, not important, but one who’s got its head stuck in the pet door just did two barks that were definitely played backwards. I have no idea why they were played backwards, but I’m sure I can hear the echo before them.

2:07

Hey, movie got a laugh out of me!

Dagwood found one of Daisy’s bones in his bed. Dagwood: What have I got in my hand? Blondie: Why, it’s a bone. Dagwood: Oh, I’m coming apart! Blondie: Nonsense, you don’t come apart til you’re 40.

Just looked it up, Arthur Lake would’ve been about 35 when he was playing Dagwood in this. I look forward to seeing him come apart in a few films time.

2:10

The dog’s such a good actor. The way it emotes just by looking where it’s been directed sells the anthropomorphism so well.

2:12

This movie’s called Blondie Plays Cupid, but it’s set around the 4th of July, not Valentine’s day. Future Euan, write in a joke about that, I can’t think of one.

Future Euan Note: What does Dagwood call the day when he has to travel and take his photo of his loving wife Blondie with him? In-da-pendant’s day!

idfk man

2:13

I know for sure that within this blog I figured out why old movie crossfades have abrupt shifts in brightness, but I absolutely do not remember. Guess I gotta re-read to find out.

Future Euan Note - The Empire Strikes Back: It’s because each of the clips are fading to black and then superimposed over one another, so it starts and ends at a different opacity than it was.

2:15

Did paint have glue in it in the 40s? Dagwood’s getting stuff stuck to him because he’s touching wet paint, but that’s not a thing wet paint does.

Future Euan Note - Return of the Jedi: A cursory Google search doesn’t show me any evidence that paint ever had glue in it. 

2:17

Blondie: Gets Dagwood’s foot unstuck from wet paint using a plate. Dagwood: “Now how’re you gonna get the plate off?” Blondie: removes the plate without hesitation and walks off. Dagwood: Looks confused. Inspects the wet paint where she took the plate off. Touches it with his hand. Gets stuck.

What a fuckin’ dumbass.

2:18

Dagwood and Alexander Hamilton Bumstead are hiding fireworks and firecrackers from Blondie, but I don’t really get why. To surprise her? This seems like a bit of a stretch to get in more hilarious misunderstandings that are easily avoided if anyone even for a moment tells the truth.

2:20

Okay, the reasoning is that Blondie made Dagwood promise he wouldn’t buy firecrackers.

So they were going to light off some incognito firecrackers.

Stealth firecrackers.

Yeah.

2:23

2:30

Okay, so: the Bumsteads lit a firecracker by mistake. Shenanigans ensued, and they threw it out the window, exploding the mailman, who was trying to evade being run into. Then, to get his revenge, the mailman bought a second firecracker off Alvin the neighbour and threw it through the door at the Bumsteads.

I think Dagwood accidentally bullied the mailman so hard he became a terrorist.

2:38

Dagwood runs out the door in his boxers Blondie: Dagwood! Dagwood! You come right back here. Dagwood: What is it? Now I missed my bus! What do you want? Blondie: (Holding a pair of pants) Haven’t you forgotten something? Dagwood: What? Blondie: You forgot to kiss me goodbye. Dagwood: Aww.

I forgot that Blondie and Dagwood are a sweet couple sometimes. It’s kind of hard to remember when they joke about her divorcing him CONSTANTLY.

2:46

They just had a bit where Alexander Hamilton Bumstead told Daisy to jump over a suitcase repeatedly. Over and over and over. And each time the footage is played slightly slower until it’s in full slow motion.

It’s times like these where I’m convinced these movies are deliberately trying to put me to sleep.

2:55

Ooh, scrolling ahead, this one has some time spent on a train. That resulted in my favourite Blondie scenes last time, so that’s a good sign.

2:57

Hey, Alexander Hamilton Bumstead just told the truth, handing over a firecracker he was hiding to Blondie without her finding it. That was A) a really sweet moment, and B) really satisfying for someone like me who’s crossing their fingers that the fireworks shenanigans weren’t going to continue into the rest of the movie.

Alright I’m gonna pause and continue this tomorrow morning.

3:07

Hey have you seen Final Space? It's on Netflix in Canada. I really liked the first season and the second just went up. It's an animated sci fi comedy, and my take from the start has been that it's not a very good comedy, but it's legitimately great sci fi TV. Season 2 episode 4 made me giddy, it was fantastic. It's all about half of the main cast's spaceship getting trapped in a "time shard," where time passes differently. So it jumps ahead 60 years where part of the cast is cut off from the rest. And one character has a hologram of his dead father that says whatever he types into it in his father's voice. Which I friggin adore. It's so cool. The whole episode was just cool writing. I want to try to achieve that with the Blondie script I'm gonna write. There were moments when I was writing my Sonic script that were really satisfying because I'd read it back and be like "hell yeah, that's cool writing." I have no idea how to explain that in sane terms. I don't mean the things that are happening are cool. I don't mean the Terminator, in sunglasses and a leather jacket with a minigun. I mean the imagery and the ideas feel new and striking and interesting and COOL, ya know? I think I feel that way about really solid set-ups and payoffs. It makes movies like the Spider-Man trilogy and The Darjeeling Limited where dialogue is repeated to signal character growth really satisfying. Or The Truman Show. I just rewatched that recently and that has cool writing in the form of a perfect beginning and a perfect ending (the light falling from the sky in front of Truman, sparking his suspicions in one of the clearest inciting incidents I can think of, and Truman finding the door at the edge of the world, the single coolest visual in the movie.)

Some would say I should channel this passion into something other than Blondie fanfiction. And they're probably right. I'm gonna go to bed and rethink my life.

Tomorrow Morning, 12:23 PM

Aight back to it.

12:30

They stepped up their visual gag game a lot in this movie. There was just a scene where the Bumsteads are at a train station, and Dagwood goes off to get the tickets, then comes back and gets on the wrong train, and when it shows us Blondie and Alexander Hamilton Bumstead sat on the train, you can see Dagwood on the opposite train through the window, and vice versa. Really good framing. Then when he realizes what happens and runs after the train as it’s leaving, there’s a shot of various things getting knocked into the air as Dagwood barges through the crowd. First it’s some letters, then a spilling suitcase and some balloons, and then a full set of bagpipes flies through the air, still making the sound as if it’s being played just so you get that it’s bagpipes.

12:35

12:36

No-one will be seated during the Dagwood spends a long time trying to find something in Blondie’s purse because it’s so full of junk scene.

12:39

No chill train storytime scenes in this one, unfortunately.

1:15

The shenanigans as they’re unfolding right now are that the Bumsteads hitchhiked with what turned out to be a couple in the midst of eloping, and now the bride’s father has arrived with a shotgun in the middle of the ceremony to try and prevent it.

I like these shenanigans.

1:20

Snort watch 2019:

Blondie and the groom couldn’t get a car started, so the owners’ advice was to turn the switch off and “make like you’re going to get out,” and then right as they’re getting out, the car starts.

1:30

There’s a scene where, while pretending to drive the car, Alexander Hamilton Bumstead inadvertently starts it (by making like he’s going to get out) and starts driving it around as Dagwood chases after him. But every shot they show of the car moving, it’s quite clear that there’s a dummy of Alexander Hamilton Bumstead sat in the front seat.

1:32

He’s still driving the car. This scene feels soooooo looooooong.

1:38

I’ve liked a lot of this one but I’m 10 minutes from the end right now and I want more than anything for it to be over.

1:43

Dagwood punched out shotgun dad. Hurray for punching?

1:47

This movie ends with Alexander Hamilton Bumstead accidentally striking oil with a firecracker.

If this were a video and not a blog, I’d find a way to work in my Daniel Plainview impression. But it’s not. So I won’t.

Milkshake.

1:50

And that’s the end of Blondie Plays Cupid. I rather enjoyed it. I’d have enjoyed it more if the jokes it had weren’t stretched out across an hour and 7 minutes, but what’re you gonna do. I wouldn’t be doing this in the first place if I were watching every episode of a 20 minute Blondie TV series.

My Dagwood Sandwich rating: a sandwich containing ham and cheese. It’s fine. It’s rather nice actually. I’ve had it before many times but hey, it’s been a while.

[katieman]

Update on annoying shit with my doctor

So, the doctor that I saw the first time at this new office told me that the letter I gave him of my official diagnosis and all was perfect, and the most important documentation. He then said that he and his wife were expecting, so in the next few weeks he’d probably be out on paternity leave (he didn’t actually say “paternity leave”, but I finally confirm with the office that this is what he meant) and to just message the office when I needed a new prescription written and sent off to the pharmacy.  lol, nope. The other doctor there, the one who will write my prescription, won’t do it without more documentation now. As in, full medical records. Look, I only asked when I did because it was within the time frame for me to need a new prescription. Any earlier and it would send off alarm bells. However, if I had asked earlier, I could have gotten this straightened out a lot fucking earlier. If I had known that this doctor was going to require my full medical records, I would have fucking requested them from my last doctor a long time ago. I know the new doctor is just doing her job. I know that. But I wish someone had said, like, on Tuesday, when I sent in the request for a refill, that they wanted my full medical history. That way I could have at least requested my medical files earlier than goddamn yesterday (you know, a Friday afternoon. Great time to request something that can take time and only be done during normal M-F business hours). The problem here is that my last doctor’s office has to have my last doctor sign off on the access to my medical records as well. And she was getting mean to me towards the end of my visits there, so that’s already iffy. But then again, maybe she’ll be a normal doctor and just sign off on it. I’m going to guess that she didn’t have the time to sign off yesterday, so it’ll probably be Monday before she does it. (+3 days) But then here’s the thing: the request is then sent off to the third-party company where they keep all their medical records. Once collected, they will be sent back to the old doctor’s office, who will finally send it to the new doctor’s office. I have been informed that this can take up to 10 business days. (+14 days) Then, the new doctor’s office will see it and go, “aight” and then they’ll finally write up my prescription. The same one that I’ve been getting for a few years now. Then, they will send the prescription to my pharmacy, who will fill it and upon trying to run it through insurance, will find that they need a prior authorization on this medicine done by my doctor.  So then, they will call up the doctor to do this, and then, when the doctor gets the message/has the time, she will call up the insurance and get it authorized. When that happens, insurance will call back the pharmacy and they can finally fill it. I’ve had this take up 7 business days before too, so (+9 days). I only have  5   4 days left of medicine now, and all of this could take the better part of a month.  I know the doctor is just doing her job, and I don’t fault the original doctor I saw for not knowing that the other doctor at his practice would do this. But I’m still allowed to be frustrated and annoyed. 

[lookatmerosalie]

Love’s Consequences, Thirteen

"Josh, you're so funny!" Marie laughs boisterously, walking toward us with her new boyfriend on her arm.

  The whole group gathered together for lunch today, even Tristan, Jade, and Liam. Of course, I'm not loving it today.

  Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

  Everywhere I walk, couples are holding hands, kissing, hugging. They all are free to do whatever they want, and here I am, sitting next to Austin, not even being able to tell anyone we're together.

   Marie and Josh sit down together next to Sammy. Tristan rolls his eyes and quietly sticks to his meal at the end of the table. I feel a little bad for him, but he kind of brought it on himself.

  "You ready for tomorrow, babe?" Josh says, stuck to Marie's side with an arm over her shoulder. She giggles.

  "Of course, babe. I wouldn't miss it for the world," she says, kissing him. While all of us were pretty uncomfortable, I could feel Tristan's disgruntled aura getting stronger by the second. Eventually, while they kiss, he gets up and goes to the bathroom. Austin and I look at each other, both feeling weird about Josh being here.

  Meanwhile, Jade and Liam sit next to the two of us, looking at Jade's phone and laughing, not paying any mind to anyone else.

   The only person who wasn't in this crazy love heap was Sammy. I feel a lot worse for her than I do for Tristan.

  "Hey, Sammy. Did you finish that piece you were working on last week?" I ask, trying to get her out of her sad, quiet shell. She peers up, and feigns a smile.

   "Yeah, I can show you on Monday." She goes right back to picking at her food, clearly not in the mood to be in school, let alone at this table.

  Tristan returns to Marie and Josh continuing to canoodle.

  "I love you, Joshy," she coos. They couldn't be physically closer to each other. It makes me a little nauseous.

  "Love you too, sweetkins," he coos back.

  Austin also rolls his eyes. At this point, I could tell Tristan was pissed off, but he did a very good job of trying to stay out of trouble.

  Not really wanting to be at the circus that is our table, I let Austin know I'll be right back and ask Sammy to come with me. She hesitantly gets up and follows me out to the hallway.

  We stand in an empty alcove, halls barren.

  "How are you holding up? Anything I can do to help?" I ask her. She purses her lips.

  "Seeing all these couples around while trying to stay friends with the guy who rejected me less than a week ago is a little overwhelming. I'm sure you understand. You know, with me around." I furrow my eyebrows.

  "Yeah, totally," I lie. "You saw right through me, that's why I've been upset." She nods.

  "I still really like Austin, you know. I don't really understand why he doesn't like me, and I'm hurt that he didn't even grace me with an explanation," she sighs. I frown and rub her arm to comfort her.

  "I'm sorry, Sammy. I know for a fact that someone will truly love you for who you are, and will be with you romantically. I just... don't think Austin is that person."

  She nods, sadly. "I know. Thanks. And thank you for talking to me."

  She walks away, heading back to the cafeteria. I can't help but feel guilt spread through my body, feeling like I betrayed her. She's hurting, and all I did was take her crush.

  I walk back, a bit after she started walking away. But before I can make it back to the lunch room, I'm stopped by Tristan.

  "Hey, is there something going on with you? You've been acting weird. So has Austin. All day today, and the other day," he asks, genuinely curious.

  My heart races, but I simply say, "Nope. Just single and sad."

  He looks at me, not really believing what I said. "Aight. Fair enough."

  He continues walking, presumably just loitering to stay away from Marie and Josh's make out session. I head back in, letting the shitty day continue onward.

————————————————————————

   Austin and I decided not to hang out after school yesterday, not wanting to arouse any more suspicion.

   Now that it's Valentine's day, it's officially been one week since Austin and I kissed for the first time. It's felt like so much longer, as our efforts to conceal our relationship have been so tiring.

   Now, to top it all off, we may not even spend time together on what's supposed to be the romance holiday. I should be grateful to even be with him, but I still feel shitty.

  I sit in my room for most of the morning, doodling at my desk. My artistic ideas have been floundering, and I've had a hard time drawing anything worthwhile. Eventually, I just give up and look through Instagram on my phone.

  My timeline goes as follows: couple, couple, dog, couple, couple, couple. Everyone and their mom are posting about Valentine's day, and it makes me even more upset.

  My mom enters my room. She looks around and notices that it's messier than usual.

  "Dylan, didn't I tell you to clean up this mess days ago?" she lectures me, hands on her hips. I groan.

  "I'll do it now," I tell her, a little peeved. She nods in satisfaction and leaves, closing the door behind her.

   With nothing better to do, I organize. I pick up the clothes sitting on my floor, put away my clean laundry that's been in a pile on the ground, gather all the cups and water bottles I've left lying around. I don't mind living in organized clutter, it makes sense to me. But my mom says otherwise.

  As I'm finishing up my various chores, I see my phone lit up on my bed. I walk over and pick it up to see that Austin is calling me. My heart flutters.

  "Hey," I answer.

  I can almost hear him smiling through the phone. "What's up?"

  I sit down on my bed as I talk to him. "Just cleaning my room," I sigh.

  "Jennifer Peters rage?" he laughs.

  "You know it."

  "Well, I know this week has kind of sucked. Mind going somewhere with me today?" he asks. I blush.

  "Yeah, of course. When?" I ask, trying to contain my excitement.

  "Whenever you're ready. Now or later," he says. I bounce up and start pulling out drawers to get nicer clothes.

  "How about a half an hour?" I ask, sifting through my clothes.

  "See you soon. I can drive," he says kindly.

  "See you soon."

   We hang up, and I toss my phone so I can get changed.

  I usually just wear t-shirts and hoodies. Today, I wanted to look good, though. I search my lowest drawer for my brown dress pants. Church has some benefits. If it didn't exist, I wouldn't have any nice clothes.

  I find my favorite sweater in my closet. It's a striped orange and beige turtleneck, which I don't wear very often. My parents never really liked it on me, thinking it was a little too "girly." Tough luck for them.

   To finish off the outfit, I put on black socks and my dark brown church shoes.

  Once I exit my room, my mom looks at me from her seat on the couch, questioning with her eyes.

  "Do you have a date today?" she jokes. I shake my head.

  "My friends and I are going to see a movie," I lie.

  "You're awful dressed up for a movie," she says, a little suspicious.

  "I wanted to try out a new outfit," I shrug. She purses her lips.

  "Well, I hope you and your friends have fun. Make sure to keep me updated," she says. I nod.

  With the amount of lying I'm doing, I'm starting to feel like a criminal.

  I head out the door and walk over to Austin's house as inconspicuously as possible. Rather than knocking, I text him to let him know I'm out by his car. I tap my foot nervously.

  When he exits out of the front door, my heart flutters. Austin doesn't usually dress as casually as me on a regular day, but he's even more dressed up than usual. It's cute. The blue button down shirt along with black dress pants, with black dress shoes to match, suits him well.

  He simply glows when he walks over to me.

  "You ready?" he asks, not wanting to make a scene in front of his house. I nod, smiling. I hop in his passenger seat and he starts driving. To where? No clue.

  "Where are we going exactly?" I ask, playfully. He smiles slyly.

  "You'll have to wait and see." I grin.

  We sing along to the radio happily, and I forget that I'm even on my way to a date. The experience is so much different than when I took Sammy out.

  Austin parks as we arrive at a hiking trail. I look at him curiously, and he smiles, letting me know I'll find out what's happening soon enough.

  We exit the car, and Austin pops open the trunk. He hands me a basket. I understand what's happening a little bit more now.

  We walk side by side, heading up the trail. It's still brisk outside, so there aren't many people around. But it's not biting cold like it had been earlier in the month. Neither of us even wore jackets today.

  He leads me onward, eventually going through a spot with no path. We trek over leaves and branches, out of sight from the original trail.

  Then, we get there. I knew instantly where our destination was when I saw it. A gorgeous patch of grass next to a little pond. Austin takes the basket from my hand and reaches in to grab a blanket. He spreads it across the ground, leaving space for us to sit down. He gets on it first, patting next to him for me to join.

  I happily take a seat next to him, and lean on his shoulder. He puts his arm around me in an attempt to make me a little warmer.

  "I know it's not the best season to do this in, but I hope it's still okay."

  I peer up at him, smiling. "It's perfect. Thank you." I kiss him.

  He rubs my back. "You look cute." I can feel my face grow bright red.

  I laugh a little, nervous. He smiles.

  In an attempt to act a little less weird, I say, "You look super handsome too."

  His eyes smile with him. I can tell that he's never been told anything like that before. Growing up with only a brother and father can do that to you.

  We sit, watching the movement of the pond. Minnows and hopping bugs work their way around, thawing out from the harsh winter.

  Austin eventually opens the basket and takes out a few sandwiches, a big bag of chips, and some sodas.

  "You know me too well," I grin.

  "The way to your heart is food. Obviously," he laughs. I lean on him a little, playfully.

  He hands me one of the sandwiches and I notice it's my favorite kind. "You're so thoughtful. Thank you," I smile. He beams.

  "I'd hope that I know you at least a little bit after 17 years," he jokes, unwrapping his own sandwich.

  "Who are you? Do I know you?" I quip. He pushes me playfully.

  We eat happily together. The sandwich was perfect, and the time we spent was even better. We reminisce back and forth about different things, and laugh the whole time.

  When we finish eating, we cuddle up together again.

  "I do have one more thing," he says, handing me a closed envelope. I smirk.

  I open it up and reveal a tacky Valentine's day card. He grins, still holding his arm around me. I look at him and laugh.

  I read it: "I'm wild about you." It has two giraffes on it.

  I open it up to see a whole side of the card taken up by writing. I look up at him, trying to convey my appreciation with just my face.

  I don't read it out loud, rather taking it in personally.

  "Dylan,

    I know everything has been a little strange since I told you how I felt. I just want you to know that I will always be here for you, by your side, if you're feeling down. We'll work through this together, as hard as it may be. And as soon as you say the word, I'll come out alongside you.

  I'm so glad that I can say that you and I are together, and I really hope you're as happy as I am.

  I love you to the moon and back <3

  Austin."

  Tears well up in my eyes a little bit, but I do my best to conceal it. "Thank you. Thank you for everything today," I say, hugging him tight.

  He strokes my back. "You're my boyfriend. I wanted to make sure your first date and Valentine's Day were special." My heart stops momentarily and I pull away.

   "Boyfriend?" I ask, beaming.

   He smiles nervously and asks, "Yeah, is that okay?"

  I hold his head with both hands and plant a kiss on his mouth. "Of course."

  The wind picks up and makes me shiver. He pulls me back into his arms, getting me as close to his torso as humanly possible. He rests his cheek on my hair and we simply hold each other for a while. I close my eyes and just let myself feel his warmth next to me.