#But like the whole “you'll flit back into my heart” bit if durge loses is some of the most romantic dialogue in the entire game | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

justabiteofspite · 2 days

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"Astarion doesn't do big romantic gestures."

My Durge still trying to get graveyard dirt out of her ass crack after being lovingly pounded into it by Astarion who wanted to share with her this deeply joyful and meaningful reclamation of himself after sharing a vulnerable declaration of his love, at this place he hasn't shown anyone else but her: "Then what the actual fuck was that???"

#people get too hung up on the flowers thing and don't actually appreciate how deeply romantic that bastard mosquito is #he's a very private person and unlearning to perform so he isn't waxing poetic about you all the time #But like the whole “you'll flit back into my heart” bit if durge loses is some of the most romantic dialogue in the entire game #even lae'zel is complaining about your constant pda #And this isn't stealing a trait from Wyll #Astarion and Wyll are both romantic they just are in different ways #they are going to do things that fit their own personalities #wyll is going to take you to a grand ball and treat you like royalty the entire time while dancing the night away #astarion is going to take you to that same ball so you can both scam/pickpocket the nobles and have a risky public quickie in the gardens #bg3 #astarion #durge #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers

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