#But enjoy!!

[arthursfuckinghat]

"Still, I feel such a fool around you, sir.."

"Don't worry about it." 3/~

[ervotica]

warnings: smut, oral (m receiving), jim being the most daddy ever, i just have mega brainrot 4 him

Thinking about dbf!Jim Hopper who sits in his cabin of an evening and waits for you to come over. Jim who drags you into his lap the minute you walk your cute little ass through the door and slings your legs over his meaty thighs, who lets you scrape your fingers through the thick scruff of his beard and drag your teeth along his neck and ears.

Jim who lights your cigarettes for you, thumbing at your bottom lip and placing it gently in the gap he's created; he flicks the lighter and it comes to life as you chase it with the end of your cig. He always laughs in that deep, gravelly way that's reserved only for you.

"Patience, sweetheart."

Jim who lets you blow smoke into his mouth as you ply him with open mouthed kisses, lips smacking wetly against his own when you bite his soft flesh and giggle.

Jim who drives you around in the Chevy and lets you fiddle with the controls to keep you amused, legs draped up on the dash and a cigarette hung lazily from your lips. He humours you when you wiggle your fingers and stretch your arm towards him to play with his fingers as he drives, reaching over to place your cigarette between his lips every so often for a drag.

Jim who adores how you look on your knees with your mouth full of him; his sweet girl, his secret shame, his clandestine lover. How you lose yourself in it, in the pleasure of making him feel good.

The way it turns him on makes him sick, how he groans and his hips stutter when you call him daddy in that sweet lilting voice, how you breathe heavy and high-pitched as you work him from base to tip and suckle on the head of his cock just the way he likes. The way you force yourself all the way down and gag as your nose buries in the thatch of curls by his pubic bone has him incoherent, fisting handfuls of your hair and holding you down until you're gasping and choking around him.

And when all is said and done- when you've told your father you're sleeping around a friend's house but you find yourself in the sheriff's bed instead- he's gentle. Soft and attentive and sure, a little rough around the edges, but you wouldn't have him any other way. You curl up and tuck yourself close and the entire world melts away until all that's left is you and him.

And the lying and the secrets and the sneaking around wears you down occasionally, but you'd do it all a thousand times over for him.

[notenotenotenote3]

baby alicent and sir rickard weekly camping trip

[oreonyu]

i doodled sm stsg its actually insane

[brokendoor16]

Okay. First up HI Y'ALL, I'M BACK AND I'M BRINGING THE BRAINROT!! And secondly I have a Theory (please read this in the same way that Aziraphale says 'a Clue').

RIGHT so I've seen a lot of debate on why Crowley was punished so severely for asking question, when other angels have done MUCH worse things without Falling. There's a ton of theories that I've seen, like the staffing shortage in Heaven, the rules relaxing after the great war, or God just not caring as much anymore. And tbh I think they're all fab and honestly very likely BUT I would like to offer an idea:

Personally, I think the criteria for Falling is less about what you DO and more about what you THINK- or, more accurately, believe.

We can see pretty clearly that Crowley, even as the starmaker, doesn't have the faith in God that other angels have. He actively questions her decisions, both to Aziraphale and presumably to her, but I don't actually think that's the worst part.

I reckon that the real problem comes about when he says 'if I was in charge...' because, in doing that, he's comparing God to himself. And whilst he and the other angels are on a higher spiritual level than us humans (😭😭) he is not EVER expected to compare himself to Her. And as we already know, Crowley is one of the most nuanced, and therefore HUMAN characters, and was presumably the same way as an angel.

So what he's actually done here, deliberately or otherwise, is make God seem less Divine and more-well, HUMAN. He's made Her sound human, and therefore FAILABLE, and capable of mistakes.

So overall, my theory is that to Fall, you have to not just doubt or question God, but view her as failable. Which, as is pretty fucking obvious from the way he prays and the level of faith he has in Her, Aziraphale has never done.

So. Erm, yeah. That's my Theory- hope you enjoyed my mini-rant and maybe have something to add ❤️❤️

[crowdsourcedgender]

[Image ID: A seven stripe flag with the gendership symbol of two interlocking diamonds, one light grey and one neon green. The colors form a gradient from dark grey to white as a middle stripe, then neon green to dark green. /End ID]

Name: Tengolfshipic

A gendership label related to the Tengolf (Tennis Ball x Golf Ball) ship from Battle for Dream Island.

[Image ID: A light yellow divider reading "Team Heroes" with two stylised wings on either end. /End ID]

A @coinfight revenge on @finnzcoins for 9 points (5 + 4th revenge).

[thestalwartheart]

Chapter five of see it real is up!

[twottie-m8]

trick or treat! :]

I may not know much about these minecraft guys but i know you enjoy this one quite well so I made sure to catch one just for you!

[moss-wizard]

"wiped the show off the face of the earth" "couldn't find it anywhere"

The entire run is on youtube.

looked up the x files spin-off bc i was curious why i’d never heard of it and why it’s apparently not available to watch anywhere (especially given how huge x files is) and. this is crazy

​no wonder they wiped this show off the face of the earth

[kirukrono]

[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

The powerhouse of YOUR cell

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[gumy-shark]

changing the original. this post is about him now!!!

unauthorized fucking thing. blow him up NOW!!!

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?