#But enjoy!!

[arthursfuckinghat]

"Still, I feel such a fool around you, sir.."

"Don't worry about it." 3/~

[ervotica]

warnings: smut, oral (m receiving), jim being the most daddy ever, i just have mega brainrot 4 him

Thinking about dbf!Jim Hopper who sits in his cabin of an evening and waits for you to come over. Jim who drags you into his lap the minute you walk your cute little ass through the door and slings your legs over his meaty thighs, who lets you scrape your fingers through the thick scruff of his beard and drag your teeth along his neck and ears.

Jim who lights your cigarettes for you, thumbing at your bottom lip and placing it gently in the gap he's created; he flicks the lighter and it comes to life as you chase it with the end of your cig. He always laughs in that deep, gravelly way that's reserved only for you.

"Patience, sweetheart."

Jim who lets you blow smoke into his mouth as you ply him with open mouthed kisses, lips smacking wetly against his own when you bite his soft flesh and giggle.

Jim who drives you around in the Chevy and lets you fiddle with the controls to keep you amused, legs draped up on the dash and a cigarette hung lazily from your lips. He humours you when you wiggle your fingers and stretch your arm towards him to play with his fingers as he drives, reaching over to place your cigarette between his lips every so often for a drag.

Jim who adores how you look on your knees with your mouth full of him; his sweet girl, his secret shame, his clandestine lover. How you lose yourself in it, in the pleasure of making him feel good.

The way it turns him on makes him sick, how he groans and his hips stutter when you call him daddy in that sweet lilting voice, how you breathe heavy and high-pitched as you work him from base to tip and suckle on the head of his cock just the way he likes. The way you force yourself all the way down and gag as your nose buries in the thatch of curls by his pubic bone has him incoherent, fisting handfuls of your hair and holding you down until you're gasping and choking around him.

And when all is said and done- when you've told your father you're sleeping around a friend's house but you find yourself in the sheriff's bed instead- he's gentle. Soft and attentive and sure, a little rough around the edges, but you wouldn't have him any other way. You curl up and tuck yourself close and the entire world melts away until all that's left is you and him.

And the lying and the secrets and the sneaking around wears you down occasionally, but you'd do it all a thousand times over for him.

[notenotenotenote3]

baby alicent and sir rickard weekly camping trip

[oreonyu]

i doodled sm stsg its actually insane

[brokendoor16]

Okay. First up HI Y'ALL, I'M BACK AND I'M BRINGING THE BRAINROT!! And secondly I have a Theory (please read this in the same way that Aziraphale says 'a Clue').

RIGHT so I've seen a lot of debate on why Crowley was punished so severely for asking question, when other angels have done MUCH worse things without Falling. There's a ton of theories that I've seen, like the staffing shortage in Heaven, the rules relaxing after the great war, or God just not caring as much anymore. And tbh I think they're all fab and honestly very likely BUT I would like to offer an idea:

Personally, I think the criteria for Falling is less about what you DO and more about what you THINK- or, more accurately, believe.

We can see pretty clearly that Crowley, even as the starmaker, doesn't have the faith in God that other angels have. He actively questions her decisions, both to Aziraphale and presumably to her, but I don't actually think that's the worst part.

I reckon that the real problem comes about when he says 'if I was in charge...' because, in doing that, he's comparing God to himself. And whilst he and the other angels are on a higher spiritual level than us humans (😭😭) he is not EVER expected to compare himself to Her. And as we already know, Crowley is one of the most nuanced, and therefore HUMAN characters, and was presumably the same way as an angel.

So what he's actually done here, deliberately or otherwise, is make God seem less Divine and more-well, HUMAN. He's made Her sound human, and therefore FAILABLE, and capable of mistakes.

So overall, my theory is that to Fall, you have to not just doubt or question God, but view her as failable. Which, as is pretty fucking obvious from the way he prays and the level of faith he has in Her, Aziraphale has never done.

So. Erm, yeah. That's my Theory- hope you enjoyed my mini-rant and maybe have something to add ❤️❤️

[divine0]

YOU NEVER SEEM TO NOTICE WHEN I FOLLOW YOU HOME. PT 1: STALKER PT 2: OBSESSOR

[aj-theteenagecondition]

[crowdsourcedgender]

[Image ID: A seven stripe flag with the gendership symbol of two interlocking diamonds, one light grey and one neon green. The colors form a gradient from dark grey to white as a middle stripe, then neon green to dark green. /End ID]

Name: Tengolfshipic

A gendership label related to the Tengolf (Tennis Ball x Golf Ball) ship from Battle for Dream Island.

[Image ID: A light yellow divider reading "Team Heroes" with two stylised wings on either end. /End ID]

A @coinfight revenge on @finnzcoins for 9 points (5 + 4th revenge).

[ditch-lily]

chapter 13 - line of sight

Kim and Chay continue to be public menaces, and the Theerapanyakul family continues to be messy :)

This one has a bonus in universe Wikchay tweet fic written by @kat8porgs and I'm obsessed

[thestalwartheart]

Chapter five of see it real is up!

[maybeimamuppet]

last but not least here’s the list of my fic recommendations for the prom!! i don’t read fic for this fandom toooooo often so i’ll have much less for this but here’s a few of my favs :))

Wednesday, Midnight by toasterflowers (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

Winter Melody, Play For Me by justendthisinnermonologue (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

i love you. i’m glad i exist by Splashy (idk their tumblr if they have one)

for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart by JulietInConverse (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

you are the reason by ifthebookdoesntsell (@ifthebookdoesntsell)

She’s Cheer Captain and I’m On The Bleachers by justendthisinnermonologue

twenty questions by ifthebookdoesntsell

no better way to say (i love you) by fluorescent_adolescent13 (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

kissin’ in the cold by ifthebookdoesntsell

a long love (with you) by “

all that you are is all that i’ll ever need by JulietInConverse

laughing (like a little kid) by ifthebookdoesntsell

only you (can ease my mind) by “

look after you by “

Dancing Through Life by sweetdivision (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

it started with a snap by writerbydesign (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

Shine Your Light Around by RosieTarnation (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

lover, you can lean on me (i can lift you higher) by ifthebookdoesntsell

These Things Will Change by onethingsuniversal (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

red light kiss by ifthebookdoesntsell

no one loves me like you do by “ (explicit warning)

the world is brighter than the sun by JulietInConverse

You Are Real by itsOzzie (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

June Brings New Season by delsalami (@vowelchart )

Built Up These Walls (To Stay Alive) by itsOzzie

You be Elphie, I’m Galinda by UnrulyNerd (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

run baby run (don’t ever look back) by Fives (janfives90) (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

now that i’ve found you by OTTLCWPTTISPSBQNBTTKs_bitch (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

summer lovin’ (had me a blast) by fluorescent_adolescent13

like seasons always do by Fives (janfives90)

there’s always been a rainbow (hangin’ over your head) by “

11:11 by seaunicorn (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

the dangers of chasing bees by SJAandDWfan (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

young and in love (and we just believe) by Fives (janfives90)

take me out tonight by fluorescent_adolescent13

you sure look good (in my t-shirt) by Fives (janfives90)

a secret place (a sweet escape) by “

and when the world isn’t fair, I pretend that we’re there by Splashy

it’s feeling something like music by Fives (janfives90)

Let Your Heart Be Light by gay_relations (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

Gold and Greene by scoresandstars (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

safety and home by Sonni89 (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

i hope that there’s some childish spark still alive by seaunicorn

my world is filled with cheer (and you) by onlytakesataste (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

i hope you like your name by “

i’ve been walking blind in the dark (never seen the sun) by taggedasbi (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

something in the distance by Fives (janfives90)

How can I resist (when it feels like this) by abucketofwigs (@abucketofwigs)

Rhymes That Keep Their Secrets by snowybluecat (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

Somewhere Out There by doing_her_best (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

take my hand (i’ll take you so far) by seaunicorn

This is What Happens When I Don’t Have You by finniewrites (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

Two Boxes by Scouts_Mockingbird (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

[twottie-m8]

trick or treat! :]

I may not know much about these minecraft guys but i know you enjoy this one quite well so I made sure to catch one just for you!

[penismage]

for my mutuals on desktop with the bells:

8 88 7 77 6 76 3 6 76 3 5 6 76 4 23 456 5 2 345 6 56 56 6 33

8 88 7 77 6 76 3 6 76 3 5 6 6 8 22 88 6 68 2 8 67 82 1

[moss-wizard]

"wiped the show off the face of the earth" "couldn't find it anywhere"

The entire run is on youtube.

looked up the x files spin-off bc i was curious why i’d never heard of it and why it’s apparently not available to watch anywhere (especially given how huge x files is) and. this is crazy

​no wonder they wiped this show off the face of the earth

[kirukrono]

[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

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