#But WTF DID THE PLAYER DO?! ARE WE FUCKING ONE OF THE BIGGER BODIES PEOPLE OR SOMETHING?! ARE WE FUCKING LUDWIG?! IDFK!

[funtimespringscare101]

So just finished Dawko's gamethrough of Poppy Playtime Chapter 3's ending and...

Potential Spoilers for Poppy Playtime Chapter 3: Deep Sleep. Newcomers beware!

... *Inhale* WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK-

[kinetic-elaboration]

September 4: 1x13 The Conscience of the King

Past midnight and I’m tired but!! The Conscience of the King!

This was a wild ep. A lot to untangle about it.

Dramatic Shakespeare! Jim’s very invested in the performance.

I legit thought that the guy next to him was McCoy the first time I watched this. I hadn’t seen much ST at the time and that’s my excuse but also in my defense he has a similar facial structure and it’s dark.

“What do I do about my log???” New hydration game: drink whenever someone mentions their logs.

So Tarsus had only 8,000 people--that’s not very many. They must have been very isolated and new. And Kodos killed 4,000.

The Karidian players are part of the “Galactic Cultural Exchange Project.”

One of my problems with believing this Kirk/Lenore romance outside the usual honeypot aspects is that she is a little young for him perhaps??? I say as if I didn’t know couples with a bigger age gap but--she’s only 19 so it’s different.

So Kodos faked his death, fairly immediately had a daughter, and then changed his identity. Her age being exactly 19 is probably just about keeping math simple but I would like to read more into it than that.

Major plot hole that there’s a PICTURE of Kodos in the database. Like???? Then everyone knows what he looks like? The idea that only 9 people have the secret knowledge to bring him to justice and yet also everyone with an internet connection can see his photo is just nonsense.

Kirk, being charming at a party. I feel like his flirt game isn’t so strong at first (here, have this glass I’ve already sipped from?) but it gets stronger as their conversation goes on. He doesn’t have the greatest lines but his attitude is so charming and attractive it legit does not matter what he’s saying.

I used to feel, at least, that Lenore was one of his real, legit love interests, probably because of the ending and because it was one of the first eps I saw so I took it as more face value, but on a rewatch... not really sure. At any rate this initial flirting is all about the Strategy.

I find it somewhat disturbing that Lenore played her father’s wife.

The Astral Queen??

Lenore is really bad at judging Kirk, like from beginning to end. If this were airing now and I were in the fandom, I’d be getting into internet fights with people about how her analyses of him are biased and shouldn’t be taken at face value because they clearly have no connection to how he actually is. “Where’s the brash young man from the party?” Was there ever a brash young man? Is he in any way different on their walk versus inside??

A dead body, what a mood killer.

I like the aesthetic of this planet, though.

Wow, wtf, Kirk, your friend’s widow is crying and you give her a five-second hug and then literally push her off screen? Gotta hurry it up ma’am!

So he just has to say ‘over and out’ and the communicator cuts the transmission and he can call someone else. Very high-tech.

Spock is displeased. A little suspicious. A little jealous.

How did you know she was coming on the ship? “I’m the Captain.”

Spock should appreciate how sneaky Kirk is being with all his schemes. It’s not Menagerie level but still.

Riley! I wish he were in more eps. He’s one of my favorite minor characters. I realize he’s only in this one because they accidentally cast the same actor twice but still--he had potential. I see he’s been taken out of Navigation. And given a backstory in Engineering, and then moved to Communications. But he keeps the gold shirt. Busy fellow.

“Star Service.”

So he transferred Riley to protect him because he figured... no one knows where Engineering is?

I love this Spock and McCoy scene. McCoy being so laid back and Spock being like “I am suspicious of this suspicious situation.”

Vulcan was never conquered though??

“Your personal chemistry wouldn’t allow you to see that” sounds an awful lot like a veiled “you’re gay” reference.

Someone finally comments on the romantic lighting that follows Kirk around.

Wow, how did all this “surging and throbbing” talk get past the censors? Tone it down, Lenore.

Kirk claims he eventually really liked her, but this is like the last positive scene they have and he’s still CLEARLY fishing for information.

Love that cut from Lenore and Kirk making out to Spock alone on the bridge at night, brooding. (No one needs to steer the ship at night I guess?)

Poor Riley, stuck by himself in Engineering during the late shift. “You’ve been a bad boy.” I love when the crew gets to just hang out and be friends. Also interesting that Uhura has borrowed Spock’s harp.

Spock: “Riley can’t die because KIRK.”

This is a great triumvirate scene. I love how they play off each other, and how they simultaneously care about each other and about their jobs and doing the right thing.

I do find it weird that McCoy is so anti this whole investigating Kodos thing. Like, this isn’t some crazy vengeful path that Jim’s on or whatever he’s implying. Jim’s actually being pretty careful and slow in his actions? And there is someone actively killing people, like--the threat is imminent? It’s just a weird side to represent. I get the balance they’re trying to portray with the three sides but McCoy just doesn’t have a good argument and Jim doesn’t really need to be pulled back--if anything, he needs to be pushed, as Spock is pushing him.

“Logic isn’t enough. I’ve got to feel my way.”

 Double red alert sounds like double secret probation.

Spock shushing the Captain.

Throw the phaser out the window.

Lol after all this hullabaloo about being extra sure and all this scheming to get people on his ship--Kirk just comes out and asks Karidian if he’s Kodos. Well that’s one way about it!

Kodos, like his daughter, fundamentally misunderstands Jim. I know he seems very ‘starship captain with his technological tests’ or whatever but--to call him not human?? He is the MOST human!!

Kirk does understand life or death decisions but he would never have made the decision Kodos made.

I’m with Spock, this is not ambiguous. This man is clearly Kodos. I’m glad there was a character actively saying that the alleged tension in this “who is he really?” plot line is not actually real.

This guy is such a manipulative drama queen oml.

I feel like the morality of this situation is not as gray as some characters are trying to make it. Like, no, Lenore, no one’s crying a river for Kodos lol.

The Kodoses again are either not good at reading Kirk or are deliberately trying to gaslight him into incorrect beliefs about himself because he has literally been nothing but human and merciful this entire time!!! An inhuman person would be like “logically he has to be Kodos” and an unmerciful person would be like “and he needs to die” and just like killed him 10 minutes into the ep.

This is the downside of audio logs--private things don’t stay very private.

Riley’s on the loose! Very IC of him.

I love that the ship has a theater, btw.

Riley must have been very young on Tarsus. No more than maybe 6, 7 years old. Knowing what I know about people’s inability to actually remember things or identify people with any accuracy at all, I don’t actually believe he recognizes Kodos’s voice. But what were we saying about how Kirk is unmerciful and in human?

Riley sure backs down fast when Kirk says so.

This Lenore and Kodos scene is probably the best in the whole ep. Really laying bare their fucked up relationship and how absolutely, tragically, irredeemably mad she is. The drama! I love a true wild woman.

The irony! The Shakespearean over-the-top-ness of it all!

You know at least one person in the audience thinks this is just a really weird play.

Leave it to McCoy to ask all the wrong questions lol. He wants to know if Jim liked the girl--who the fuck cares? He knew her for one day. Maybe he was briefly legit interested in her for a few minutes there, but she’s certifiable AND she tried to kill him, so that’s that on that.

The real important thing we should be talking about here is how Jim feels about the death of a man who killed 4,000 people and traumatized him for life.

And Spock stays away entirely, instead of walking over the chair as he usually does. Giving Kirk space to sort out his feelings, perhaps?

So yeah there’s a lot to unpack in this ep.

I think I once ran across a tumblr post that said this ep implied Kirk was slated to be on the to kill list but honestly it’s pretty clearly the opposite--Kodos killed exactly who he wanted to kill, so if Kirk’s alive, Kirk was supposed to live. (I guess they thought the implication came from Kirk being one of the people to see him? But we have no idea what the circumstances of that were, or why the people to see him included a couple of teenagers and a small child.) Also I think I heard once that there was a deleted line about Kirk saying he was one of the people considered worth saving.

This ep is really wild because introducing Tarsus into Jim’s background really changes a lot and introduces a lot into his character and yet it’s basically just done for plot purposes, to make sure the main character stays at the center of the story. But truly it must have transformed him to witness that at ~15.

Overall we hear very little from Kirk directly here. We know he wants to be sure Karidian is Kodos, and he goes to a lot of trouble to be sure, even though it’s quite obvious there’s no mystery to these massive coincidences. We know from his actions--bringing the players aboard, using Lenore, transferring Riley--that he’s deeply affected by this. And sometimes people (who don’t know him well) talk about him, mostly incorrectly (though in a way where I wonder if the writer was trying to get us to think this stuff is true of him? for the dramatic effect?) But for all that, he doesn’t talk about his feelings much at all.

Another take on this ep that I also saw on tumblr and liked a lot was that Kirk is so optimistic and hopeful in part because of Tarsus, because he saw that Kodos rushed to kill people when he really didn't need to, when he didn't think the supply ship would come in time--but then it came early. So the lesson to take from that is, to always be hopeful, to always believe in the last minute save, to always prioritize people's lives and safety first because anything could happen.

I feel like we're supposed to feel bad for Kodos in some way because he left all the mass murdering behind ages ago BUT it doesn't work so well because we're also supposed to believe, imo, that he was the killer, not Lenore. Like, Spock wants Kirk to act as if this man is Kodos and be proactive, but he's not doing it because he's a vengeful person--he's doing it because Kodos, he thinks, is threatening Kirk. Spock never goes beyond that to advocate, for example, a vengeance killing versus giving him to the authorities versus idk just yelling at him or something. So this idea that interfering with Kodos in any way is just being mean is sort of bizarre--there's an active threat here.

Plus sorry but committing genocide 20 years ago isn’t something we just sweep under the rug. He was the mastermind of something truly horrendous and he got away with it! I’m not going to feel bad for him!

And on top of that the idea that he was just killing people to save other people is one thing--at least morally gray I GUESS lol. But he was targeting people for his own eugenics purposes!! He even says this is part of "the Revolution." The famine was an excuse. He wanted to kill them.

Like I realize most of the people getting on Kirk's back for literally everything are the Kodoses, who are nuts and evil, but I feel like he took a lot of shit for doing nothing wrong.

My mom was wondering how Lenore knew her father was Kodos. I’m not entirely sure but I will say I love her and how just unrepetentedly mad she is. I prefer Lenore to most TOS women because I often feel like the show doesn't......really know how to write women. With Lenore there was no attempt to make her anything but off her rocker nuts. And the twist that she was the killer was effective.

She has that very classic insanity, which is the person who has only one thought and it consumes them. Only one purpose. I think she must have been raised separate from literally everyone but her father--he's been a traveling actor her whole life, so she never socialized, she never went to school, she had no other family. He's very private so she never had, like, a social circle. So he's her WHOLE WORLD. And then maybe she got suspicious as to why that was, and discovered his past. And then she felt that this past threatened him, and anything that threatened him threatened EVERYTHING. So she became...this person we see here.

And, as my mom also pointed out, the ‘body burned beyond recognition’ story is so suspect. With all their future tech? There was no way to id it? Also, what was the official explanation as to how that happened? We know 4,000 people were killed; we know a supply/rescue ship came early, and we know Kodos died and his body wasn’t identified. But what’s the rest of the sequence of events? Was there a riot or revolt and he was killed? Did he kill himself? It’s unlikely he burned to death on accident. The point is that he did not fake his death by himself.

One downfall of this ep is that it is very complicated for only 50 minutes. So much stuff is cut short or cut out--a lot of the backstory, most of Kirk’s feelings, but even stuff like Riley backing down so fast, or Tom’s widow getting literally pushed off screen while she’s grieving. The idea that Lenore and Kirk were supposed to have a real romance somehow? And, the eugenics angle is obviously a huge part of the story but it’s barely touched upon.

According to the trivia on amazon, the original script explained Kirk's presence on Tarsus as being related to Starfleet--he was just out of the Academy and stationed there. That would make him older than other episodes assume him to be--about 42, versus 34-36. But I like it better having him be a teen bc then we don't expect him to know all the stuff that went down later, the aftermath etc. My mom suggested he might have been doing the high school version of a study abroad year, since he’s so smart. This would also explain why his family doesn’t seem to have been on Tarsus, even though if we take his age from other episodes, he was not an adult.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think AOS Kirk was on Tarsus, if in fact Tarsus happened at all in the alternate universe. I just see no evidence in his character that would make me think he’d had that experience.

Next up is Balance of Terror, yet another favorite episode. I mean Mark Lenard?? Romulans?? Can’t go wrong with that.

[pokenerdart]

I'm tired of Nintendo

I had enough for the last pokemon games and I'm so fucking angry that I bought a switch for this game that I might just not buy it. You know what ? Fuck you Nintendo. Having to pay for everything on a pokemon game is shitty and you're just looking for money. And you just won't admit it.

Before, we could transfer pokemons to a game of the next generation just by finishing the game. Easy. They kept that up until the 5th gen and after that, because ( I quote ) "tHerE Is NO PosSibLE WaY tO TranSFeR PokEmOns frOm Ds To tHe 3dS"

Okay, fine, whatever. So you have to pay to get your parteners through the new games x and y. But sorry, that excuse ISN'T VALID ANYMORE for the 7th gen. If the problem was to pass to the 3DS it's not the case anymore, so already fucked up on that point. But still, with wondertrade and GTS we had a way to get our favourite pokemons.

Now, we have so much bullshit that I can't even be more furious.

The console was super SUPER expensive compared to the other portable consoles from Nintendo ? Ok. I managed to work a hell lot to get enough money to finally buy it. No, not all the parents can afford something like that and especially not the children themselves BUT pokemon is a game mainly made for young people. That's already super dumb but I got through it. It was x1,5 the price of a 3DS when it came out, I mean COME ON.

The games are 20$, which is ALSO x1,5 the last generation's price. And it's a LOT. Pokemon let's go wasn't even that good already, seriously. It was made for pokemon go players, hadn't the same feeling for catching pokemons AT ALL ( you have to catch a lot rather than just catching your own team and that's all, and it's the same for shinies. I don't want to catch 30 vulpix ?! ) and it was more of a pokemon game to scam people who liked go. I refused that my dad bought it just because of that. Also, fuck all this gen 1 propaganda. GenOners are sometimes really annoying but Nintendo keeps encouraging them like hello ?? Other gen exists too ?? We have like a whole crowd of people waiting for a DP remake and that's the 2nd remake of this gen ! Not counting pokemon go that only featured the 1st gen when it was popular.

Pokemons from the 1st generation have a pretty easy to reproduce design and that's why they made pokemon let's go. Between Rayquaza and Mewtwo, guess who's the easiest to make ?

That's why I also HATE the idea of the galar dex. Cuz you know what ? Pokemon will be deleted. And I bet my fucking phone that there will be more gen one than any other gen because it's the favourite. And also, say goodbye to gen 5. The fandom clearly didn't like that gen and pokemons from it will suffer from the galar dex. It was great but since, you know, you couldn't use pokemons from other gens ( like in let's go btw ) people hated it and said everything from it was trash ?? Like oh no, a goofy ice cream with a funny face ! Pokemons weren't trash in my time when I had a purple jelly pokemon that evolved into a bigger purple jelly pokemon. They were creative. So yeah, some gens will suffer more than others

After that we have the lack of animations. I mean COME ON.

"Animation is hard". I make animations, mostly on 2D yes but I studied 3D models. Once you created it you can make animations pretty fast because you just have to move the body, not to redraw anything. That's why there are so many 3D models animations on YouTube made by beginners, once you mastered it you can do pretty much anything.

"It's good for strategy" Well ... Yes and No actually. I studied a bit strategy and the fact that they deleted some pokemons is a good thing for it but not for us, normal players. The fact that they removed animations from pokemon attacking is just ripping us off the battle, they had better animations in gen 4, come on. And the fact that the attacks must be fast for strategy is because official battles now last 20 minutes instead of one hour which is ... Stupid ?? They used this as an argument for a wall they created ???

"creating models is hard". Yes it is. BUT THEY'RE USING GEN 6-7 MODELS. Well, at least they had to redo them but it's just copying and pasting like wtf ??? The animations are the same. Models are just redone. It's basically like tracing someone's art. Yeah it takes time. But you still have a base, it takes a lot less time than the original one and when you're done I don't think you should show it as "extremely hard work". But you know what actually ? THEY DID OTHER MODELS FOR DYNAMAXED POKEMONS. Yes, they used that "precious time you know it's hard and blahblahblah" to have to do TWICE the exact same ponemons. I'm not talking about gigantamax huh, normal dynamax pokemon. So they're whining about the time but did everything twice. Wonderful.

"animating takes time" again you're talking to an artist and an animator. So before you try to give your "knowledge" because you read an article on BuzzFeed, go and try to do it yourself and then we can talk. I'm not saying that I know everything and that I'm a genius or anything but sometimes trying is easier to understand. Are we good ? Alright. I'm used to get hate comments all the time when I talk shit about this and most of the persons telling me wrong hadn't even tried to draw Pikachu before. Now, I just want to ask you, have you ever thought about the time needed for a pokemon game ? Yeah it takes a lot of time, about a few years. But think of it this way : we got the first trailer of the game 3-4 months ago ? Not sure anymore. But the game will be released the same year the first trailer went out and I'm pretty sure it was the same last year with Eevee and Pikachu. I'll take another exemple from the switch : Zelda botw. That game is a masterpiece. First trailer, 2011. Release date, 2017. Do you know what I mean by that ? TAKE YOUR FUCKING TIME. Stop rushing like idiots we won't die if we don't have a pokemon game per year !!

One last thing : the online subscription. You know that you pay WiFi every month ? Now you gotta pay it again for it to work. I get it, maybe people won't use it and all but COME ON. You deleted the 4th and 5th gen GTS. You deleted the dream world. And you're afraid that your online thingy will be not used enough to make money so you make us pay even more ?? Duck you.

Pokémon is the 2nd most money-making licence that ever existed. They stopped making series because they wasn't worth it in terms of money, like pokemon rangers. You're just some lazy People that wants money more and more. And I don't think I can accept that.

[little-forget-me-not]

watching the shape of water

Why did they have to include a masturbating scene in shape of water? AND THAT ONE GUY DOESNT WASH HIS HANDS CUZ HE THINKS IT'S A WEAKNESS TO MASCULINITY WTF

she just picked up fingers....ew...

the commander guy in shape of water PISSES ME OFF i hope he dies idk if this is the kind of movie where people dies but his racist misogynistic ass that's relevant to the time period can DIE

he called his middle finger the pussy finger that is so crass

im so ??? about why the containment unit for the fish guy is so easily accessible to the freakin CLEANERS

really like the look of the film so far

...........i was not expecting sex. heck i wasnt expecting boobs

so gross he's like i want you silent and covers her mouth

seeing this movie makes me feel grateful for the time period we're in now. we've still got lots of ways to go but we have come quite some ways from that time

aaaaaaaaaand she's somehow back in the fish place again

are there no cameras? she even brought in a record player. why is she casually flirting with the fish. why was there a random guy in the shadows watching her dance flirt with the fish

i have too many practical questions

if...if she gets to fuck the sentient fish...then dont people get to fuck the dolphins who court them?

"That thing isn't even human." "If we do nothing, neither are we."

AHHHHHH

the racism hurts me in this movie adhajskhdajskdhsad accurate to the time period but it HURTS ME. it makes me ANGRY and the homophobia too hhh

i am so thankful for the subs i found that translate the russian and sign language because god damn i would be missing out big time otherwise

i love the sweet old gay guy

the racist homopobic pie guy wasnt good enough for you old man ;_; you deserve better

oh no the fUCKING ASSHOLE has his eye on our lead heroine you FUCKIN PERVERT

god he’s so fucking disgusting I hope the movie gives him his comeuppance adhksjdhaskd

i hope there will be more lady/fish moments because i want to see them bond please

i fuckin love zelda

oh no he smashed the asshole’s teal car..............oh no..............

THEY GOT AWAY IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW FLEE!!! FLEE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!!!!!!!!

.......ok i know she’s salting the bath and all but i just see her marinating him with chives im so sorry

Also I get that she’s trying to express her happiness that she can be friends with the fish guy but...a part of me wondered if it was kind of racist to express that by showing him an illustration of a girl holding a fish in a bowl x’D

oh no...........creepy guy called for zelda and elisa ;__; zelda don’t crack girl...god i’m so nervous when this asshole is around

oh my GOD ELISA HAS THE BALLS TO SIGN FUCK YOU she has no fear Elisa WHY you were in the FUCKING CLEAR you just painted a bigger target on you

FISH MAN PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THE ART YOU WILL SMUDGE THE CHARCOAL

oh god will he eat the cat....DON’T EAT THOR..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh no

he ate the fucking cat

he ran out

ohSHIT

I love Dimitri

oh he didn’t eat Thor..he ate another cat.

Old guy is remarkably chill and understanding for just having his cat eaten and being shredded with claws and bleeding out....I wish to be half ass chill as he....

why is a movie playing when there’s no one around to watch it

DO THEY GET TO ROMANCE NOW

wow fish guy has a tight butt

HE’S PETTING THE KITTIES. How many cats does he have?

HOLY SHIT FISH DUDE CAN HEAL

"I don’t think that’s sanitary.” Honestly that’s me. I love the old dude....he’s so chill.

dhajsdhkajshdak I really hope 

wow the bioluminescence on fishguy’s body is pretty...and she’s stroking them.......and he’s shuddering oh god is he getting turned on

he’s kinda cute actually

OH IT COMES

she’s gonna ..she STRIPPED (she’s got a nice ass)

SHE DID IT SHE FUCKED THE FISH

oh my god hahaha I love Zelda. I love how she KNEW without Elisa needing to say a word

omg she described how his dick works so well adhskjhasjdas

(cue aisha and i discussing about slitdicks)

;__________;

im so nervous for the russian spy..........................................

oh no the lady busted out the green jello........it’s gonna somehow link to our nice old guy ;;; oh wait nothing happened

ew why did he smell his gross fingers

oh...........................oh it’s.....................decomposing oh god im fucking EATING

LADY YOU”RE WASTING WATER AND YOURE FLOODING THE CINEMA WTF

it’s very romantic but OH MY GOD Elisa you were not fucking thinking any of this through

I can’t believe how chill the old guy is. He is goals. And he is so sweet. And oh my god fish dude gave hiM HAIR!!!!!

no old guy............no keeping him is dangerous ;_; oh god i hope this movie ends nicely i hate tension and Bad Things i don’t wanna watch this movie anymore

Gross guy has very DIFFERENT ideas of what “decency” is.....

!!!!!!! she can whisperspeak

oh no fish guy is dying?????? ;A;

NO THEY SHOT THE DOCTOR OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY

OH GOD SCUMBAG SAW IT AND KILLED THEM

OH FUCK

THERE’S GONNA BE A FUCKING TORTURE SCENE NO.....................NO...................NO I DONT WANNA SEE IT

FUCK I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS NONONONONONONO I DONT WANT TO SEE TIS POOR DIMITRI ;________; i hate this scene so fucking much

oh no...........he told them........but how can you blame him.......oh no...............i would lie though i would still lie but oh my god

oh god his fucking finger...............................................................he fuckin ripped out his rotting fingers.................................................................................i dont want to eat anymore

oh god hE FLUNG THEM UNDER THE TV

it’s honestly a powermove...i hate him but i gotta admire that

FUCKING BREWSTER..........................................FUCKING USELESS HUSBAND. Damn you, Brewster.

the climax is here and i am so scared

oh no he’ll see the calendar.............oh no he saw the calendar...........................

I really like the old guy he’s so sweet. I wish he was my friend.

...I wonder if fish guy thinks he’s being rejected

OH MY GOD HE FUCKING SHOT HIM

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE SHOT ALL OF THEM ALL OF THEM ALL OF THEM OH MY FUCKING GOD

yo there’s like 7 fucking minutes left he’d better not be dead

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SMASHED HIS FACE IN YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him so much

FISH GUY CAN HEAL CMON CMON CMONCMON!!!!!!! he just closed his bullet wounds that’s so badass

FINALLY KILL THIS FUCKER

ONE SLASH TO THE THROAT IS ALL IT TAKES HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA EAT SHIT DEAD FUCKER

the kiss of fiSH!!!!!!!!!!!! HER SC....

oh my god

HER “scars”.......were fuckin GILLS the whole time?!??!!?!

oh this movie............is so sweet.................that poem at the end................... ;__________________________________________;

BRAVO! BRAVO!!!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A FREAKIN GOOD MOVIE IS WHAT THIS IS!!!!!!

[feral-animal-blog]

Just need a place to vent

Today has been the shits. First im pmsing hard core. My laptop and phone started doing this dumb thing so I wasn't able to put the new music on it because I didn't have file transfer or some shit which is dumb. It's not a new phone and I haven't changed any settings or downloaded any new apps. So I dunno wtf that was about. Took me 2 hours to put 50 songs on my phone.

Next I got into an argument on a Facebook post. (I don't think I've ever voiced my opinion on a post before but this dude was fucking ignorant and arrogant.) Was talking about how minimum wage shouldn't be increased to what they say it will be because all minimum wage workers are uneducated slobs who don't want to better themselves. Well that doesn't sit right with me. When I moved out of my parents house I moved in with my (ex) bf and a roommate. The roommate eventually left and my bf at the time left to get a better job up north and said I'd join him when he did. We ended up breaking up and I was stuck with a 1000$ rent and only making 800$ a pay check. That doesn't even included electric/water bills, car insurance, food and some female neccisities. To top it off this guy is a business owner. Like wtf? Do you really have that little care for your employees so much that you rather have more money than they have food in their bellies. Anyways that fired me up for what happened next.

I know this part is going to sound like utter gibberish but I play World of Wacraft. I have for a while, and I was in a guild that was awesome. They gave me and my boyfriend officer roles to help maintain the 300 people we have in the guild. Cool. At the start it was just my boyfriend and I pugging mythic+ keys trying to get better and the game. Eventually the raid lead of the guild said we should be having a hard core mythic+ group and a just for fun mythic+ group. We joined up with 2 other guys to do the dungeons with and eventually another guy joined to make a full group. We all meshed well together. We became very good friends. So much that my boyfriend and I are going to go and visit them in the states. Any who, our "job" was to help people with keys and get better. For months we posted in guild chat asking if anyone needed their keys done. Or if anyone wanted to join us, we never got any reply expect for a few people who joined every once it a while. That's cool, we'll just switch people out so everyone can get their 15 gear in a weekly chest. Eventually no one replied, we had to whisper people to see and they said no. No one was taking it as serious as us.

Months go by and our 5 core people started progressing on keys. We run key every single day to get better and learn mechanics. Still try and get people to join but not very many people do. Sure ok cool. But then our GM comes in saying we are a clique and that we need to stop grouping together because it's making other people feel bad. Like who though? We ask and ask and no body answers us. But that's not the root of the problem.

The root is that the GM and her husband run the guild. He raid leads and she gets everything together. They were having marital issues and taking it out on all the officers who help run the guild. Totally unfair, saying we aren't doing this or that. That we don't care about them. (Mostly the GM saying we never ask how she is although I did a few times and got one worded answers. Like how am I supposed to be able to help her or listen to her when she does that.

And then there is the raid. The raid lead did not want to do mythic progression and was teaching the Co gm how to run it cause he was think of quitting the game for awhile. The couple made up and apologized. But the raid lead always comes in with a shit attitude and it effects all 20-30 of our attitudes. The GM would always say we are too quiet and needed to liven up but we couldn't because wed be told to shut up or stop talking so much so we could focus. Uh okay?

On top of that out of 20 mythic raiders only 12 deserved to be there. All the others weren't gear enough, stat weights weren't right, didn't have the skill or simple just didn't know their class or spec nor wanted to learn about it. They just log on raid days collect the loot other people deserved and logged out unil next week. Where as us serious players got shit loot, I'm luck everything I got titan forged.

When we joined the guild the GM told everybody it was a drama free place. Where she was the one creating all the drama. About 10 of us got so sick of it and that lead to today....

A different Co gm posted in discord officer chat that we needed to have a mandatory guild meeting about the click issue and that whoever didn't show up would be demoted or kicked. That obviously started a burning rage in my friends group.

We all discussed in on private messages and just logged into game so we can all talk with each other about what was happen. We joined discord and eventually the Co gm joined and we actually had a civil conversation about what was happening. It was fine and everyone was calm and voicing their opinions without getting butt hurt.

Then came in the GM guns just fucking blazing. Yelling at us for this and for that and for not paying attention to her all the time. After about an hour of all the guys trying to say their opinions on everything but she would just not stop yelling and treating us like children.

I snapped.

I told her she was to fucking emotional to be running a guild. That we were not mythic progression ready and that she sucked at the new character she made. We shouldn't of even been bringing her into mythic raids because the people who actually did mechanics suffered. I told her she was bitching about every little thing and that not everything is about her. I was yelling and crying and everyone in party chat was like HOLY SHIT SHE DOES HAVE A BIGGER DICK THEN US!

Right after I let everything out the Co gm who is friends with us left the guild. Another followed, I did the same and so did my boyfriend. Turns out about another 5 people left the guild when we did as well. That's 10 people out of a 20 man raid gone. Who were all mostly their best dps just gone. Because she couldn't handle her shit.

I broke down balling after but all the dudes helped cheer me back up. Thank god for them. I was shaking I was so mad. Pmsing, haven't slept more then 3 hours a night for the past 2 weeks. I haven't eaten anything more than 2 cheese strings and tea a day. Was the wrong time to bring all this shit up.

But all of us that left the guild are taking a night off and will regroup tomorrow to see what we are going to do. We might server change and join a guild who is more into their progression then the last one. A few of the guys said they wanted to wait to join a guild until my boyfriend and I get back from our 2 month vacation but we said not to obviously. They can be working on that progression whilst we are gone.

I'm so glad I have all those guys. They are really great people. And they really care. Just way to much drama for me to handle. I don't even have that much drama in real life.

I know.. I know.... it's just a video game. Buts it's also not. I have no real life friends and no job at the moment because I'm leaving for a while. I have nothing else to do. I'm depressed and lonely and just overall sad. I play video games because it's a home away from home. I don't want to dread logging on or join raids because of all the nonsense drama going on there. I play to escape my real life.

But that's it.. needed to let it out somewhere. My mom gave me a hug today and I was shaking I was so angry even before the meeting. I need more hugs...

[songofmysnark]

“Don’t” by Ed Sheeran, Part 1

For those who are unacquainted with the most catchy-yet-annoying Top 40 monstrosity that my car radio subjected me to last week, “Don’t” is a song by Ed Sheeran.  The basic storyline is “Ed the ginger hobbit meets a woman but he calls her a girl, they kind of see each other a bunch of times but the logistics are difficult for anyone to really figure out, she hooks up with another dude, and Ed is a sad, sad ginger hobbit.”

We need to discuss how utterly awful this song is.  Let’s break down this particular snippet of WTF: “But me and her we make money the same way Four cities, two planes the same day” Darling Ed.  You are British, and I understand that you blokes across the pond have an elaborate and intricate class system, and I am the first to advocate for slack being given for the sake of artistic license, regional dialect, and the evolution of the language.  You hail from the heritage of Shakespeare, and if the stark difference between the bard’s couplets and the general acceptance of your absurd lyrics by the general public isn’t ample evidence of the evolution of language over time, I don’t know what is.  That’s no excuse for the way you’ve just brutalized the English language. My sweet redheaded nugget of manchild, I think you meant to say “She and I.”  As in “But she and I make money the same way.” 

See, “I make money” sounds fine, right?   And “She makes money” sounds okay, correct?  But “Me make money” and “Her make money” sound awful, right?  Right.  And that’s what you just wrote.

“Her make money” makes you sound like a confused Russian bot trolling a presidential candidate on twitter circa October 2016, and “Me make money” makes you sound like fucking cookie monster.  So let’s get our objects and subjects straightened out and move on to the next line so we don’t sound like muppets who live in the Kremlin.  

I’ve been confused by this line for a while.  Four cities and two planes the same day.  First of all, this is definitely possible, it just sounds like poor logistical planning.  I live in the San Francisco bay area and I regularly drive through 4 different cities while commuting and I only live 12 miles from my office.  (For the record: Oakland, Emeryville, San Francisco, and Berkeley if I want to pick up something from Berkeley Bowl for dinner.)  So yeah, I do four cities in a day, too.  Not sure why this is somehow a major feat?  Cities can be close together. I guess it’s the two planes, Ed.  What in the world are you DOING if you have to take two separate planes in a day?  Are we talking about having a layover?  Lord knows I’ve spend a decent amount of time in the Detroit airport having never spent any other time in the great state of Michigan.  I wouldn’t count that as being in a city, that’s sitting in a Chilis-To-Go and hoping my gate doesn’t change, but I doubt your travel plans involve a chain restaurant’s shitty off post in Terminal C. I’m just confused, man.  You’re a singer/songwriter/performer/hobbit and you definitely have a staff, so I’m not sure what the hell you are doing taking two separate plane trips in a day.  Who is doing your booking?  Why are you just dropping into a city via plane and then getting back into the plane and leaving?  I surely hope you’re using a private plane because your poor, tiny, little ginger body is going to certainly glow an even more unnatural shade if you’re exposed to that much TSA screening radiation that often.  

But let’s say you wake up in one city, fly to another, do something there (?), fly somewhere else, and then... IDK, hit two cities by car?  It seems like the problem is whoever’s scheduling you, SURELY it could be more efficient.  But it sort of sounds like you want to whine and make it sound like “I travel a lot for work” is some deeply rare thing, my dude.  Which it is not.  Many adults do it. 

But really, who the hell is doing your booking?  How is this person so inefficient that you can be “between the sheets” until the “late AM,” and yet have other days where you make money by traveling on two planes and visiting four cities.  Ed, something is wrong with whoever is doing your booking and scheduling.  Maybe that’s a bigger problem than this issue with the lady banging someone who isn’t you in a hotel. Putting aside the logistics of the mismanagement of your current tour, I’d like to talk about your most egregious offense -- and one that is almost your hallmark, Ed.  It’s “I’m going to use particular words and phrases to make a completely boring and typical situation sound incredibly deep and meaningful.”  You do it all the time, and so does that dude from the band Fun, who will be addressed in a separate post.  (I’m coming for you, Fun.)  Here’s the offending line:

“I'd rather put on a film with you and sit on a couch.” A film, Ed?  Really?  Are you going to wear a black turtleneck and discuss the evolution of Francis Ford Coppola’s use of lighting as a sort of informal career retrospective of the filmmaker as an artist?  Are you going to watch deep, brooding documentaries about genocide?  No.  You’re going to watch “Ocean’s 11″ under a soft blankie, and that is totally fine.  Just don’t make it sound like you’re doing a deep analysis of thematic patterns in the cinematography of Jean-Luc Godard.  You sound like an ass. Let’s break down this particularly terrible snippet:

I'd rather put on a film with you and sit on a couch But we should get on a plane Or we'll be missing it now Wish I'd have written it down The way that things played out When she was kissing him How I was confused about Now she should figure it out while I'm sat here singing Ah lahmlahlah

Good God, my ginger muppet.  What the fuck is this and who let you sing this in public?  This is nonsensical bullshit, friend-o, and it is not cute.  You know when you catch someone in a lie and their story gets really complicated and incoherent?  And they’re like “yes and she was there but also the lamp is blue and I didn’t kill the Professor in the drawing room with the candlestick!”  That’s what you sound like.  You wish you’d written it down?  Why?  So you’d remember?  You’re writing a song about this, how the fuck are you not remembering the basic plot points of how you were wronged by a woman (who technically did nothing wrong by your own admission) and now feel entitled and butt-hurt?  Kinda seems like at this point in the song, you know that neither of you really did anything wrong, but you’re having a lot of feelings about rejection, monogamy, and asking for what you need and want out of a relationship.  That’s fine!  And that’s what therapy is for, babycakes.  That is not what I want to hear on Top 40 radio while I drive to my office for a day of soul-sucking litigation.  If I have to read hundreds of pages of people lying in deposition, I certainly don’t want any part of that day to also involve trying to decipher exactly what happened to make you feel like this probably lovely biddy owed you unilateral monogamy.  Maybe if you weren’t flitting around with a shitty travel itinerary, you’d be able to figure out WTF happened with your not-boo.

Ah lahmlahlah.

You are a songwriter, man.  Why are you and this lady singing “Ah lahmlahlah” all the time?  What is that?  It’s not nearly as catchy as other nonsense words in music (I’m looking at you, Earth Wind and Fire, “ba-de-ya” is a fucking excellent addition to “September,” and I love it and will sing along with it every time I play it in the car).  It’s just... lalalala?  Cool, man.  Way to be.

I don’t know, Ed.  Perhaps get your story straight and come back and explain it to us when you can form words.  It would be a much more compelling case for you, and would make for a better song.  Who on your staff is a massive enabler?  Who is letting your first-draft scribbles get into your discography.  I’m worried, Ed.  You need to think about your hiring decisions.  I don’t know, though.  I’m not the songwriter.  Lahmlahmlahlah.

Why is this lady coming on the plane with you?  No, seriously.  She makes money the same way (see terrible lyric above), so why is she going with you?  Is she on your staff?  Again, Ed, I’m having a LOT of feelings about you as an employer.  Work on this.  

Don't fuck with my love That heart is so cold All over my home I don't wanna know that babe Ah lahmlahlah Don't fuck with my love I told her she knows Take aim and reload I don't wanna know that babe Ah lahmlahlah

This is angstier than Linkin Park nugget wrapped up in Good Charlotte blanket wrapped in a Joni Mitchell “Blue” burrito for good measure.  It’s the turducken of angst.

But digging further, why is your heart cold and all over your home?  Did your heart explode, Ed?  ED.  PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS.  This sounds like a major cardiac event, I don’t even know. This is some Jack the Ripper stuff and I am deeply concerned.  Also, you’re telling her to take aim and reload but that you don’t want to know?  You’re sending mixed messages, and I’m very concerned about the way you’re invoking the imagery of a firing squad.  We’re talking about a hookup gone wrong.

I know that sometimes it hurts to see Hermione go out with that hot Quiddich player and yes, she did look really lovely at the Yule Ball... but you need to get it together, man.  Would it raise your spirits if we gave 10 points to Gryffindor? 

[gwassysworld-blog]

introducing L

back on my feet again.. I'm working part time, T is in preschool, I have a vehicle to get me here to there.. but I'm still stuck at my parents.. and I still am missing something.. I think through out my whole life all I ever wanted was to be loved.. every time tho it was either a secret or it took way to much work.. T wasn't even a very lovey baby.. but at this point in my life I had no idea what love was. Everyone constantly leaves for better options. People in my life have always been situational, and when the situation changed so did the people. I haven't had anyone, aside from my sisters that have been around my hole life.. except for this year...

Randomly I went on a blind date one night to go hear a band play.. it was redicuously far away and this band seemed like a high school rock off... and the blind date wasn't that great. I some how struck up a conversation with the guitar player for the band, asking him if he knew how to play a song.. found out he actually lived near me.. with his parents... and that he was in high school.. well a second year senior.. he was almost 19.. by this time I'm like 24.. not a huge difference in age.. but I had a 4 year old.. I seriously sit back and think about this and I'm like what the fuck was wrong with you.. we started hanging out all the time... I would get off work, pick tyler up from preschool, pick him up from high school and then go have dinner with his parents.. the kids at his school probably thought I was his mom and T was his little brother.. I bet that's what he told them anyways.. He was a situational person that really got out of hand.. I think I saw him as someone who would have to love me.. what 19 year old wouldn't want to say they were dating someone older.. His backround was even crazier than mine.. but it got me out my parents house, it was something to do. and it was the first guy I had ever dated that was ok with T being around.. which I mean makes sense they were both kids.. Barry and his little brother and his dad would all wrestle around after dinner and T didn't get it.. He hasn't had any men in his life up until this.. my dad was never around or took interest and his dad was invisible.. So T would jump in there to wrestle and I remember the one time he bit someone.. Rules? what rules? Barry slammed T. it was wrestling.. no big deal.. Well someone at my moms house thought it was a big deal and called children services.. I was like are u kidding me.. they hated the fact that I was dating a 19 year old.. they thought he was a little off and I just figured this was their plan on trying to control me.. So children services shows up at my parents.. talks to my parents for 5 minutes and gets a real good sense of the alcolohalic life style that surrounds them.. In stead of investigating Barry.. they decide that my living situation is not ok and set up for me to live in government housing.. Within like a week I was in my own little home .... and take that Barrys moving in with me.. I got a full time job and he was there to get T on and off the bus.. it worked I thought

shortly after I moved children services were called again.. and nothing was found to be wrong again.. but I should of taken the hint.. but I had what I thought were bigger problems.. After I had T I was diagnosed with endometriosis, severe cramping and bleeding during ur period for those who might not know.. and also my cramp cramp cramping that I would get through out my body was getting worse. I had an apt with one of my doctors that told me that even at 25, it was getting close to me not being able to have kids anymore.. so I panicked. I still wanted kids.. at least one more. and ive been raising T on my own this whole time ok, right? haha 25 year old thinking.. so lets get pregnant.. first Try it worked.. I didn't talk to my parents or sisters while I was pregnant, mostly they wouldn't talk to me.. they had a huge dislike for him and I couldn't see why, I just thought everyone didn't want me to be happy like they had my whole life.. and it didn't help I was on bed rest almost my whole pregnancy. Before I had the baby though it seemed like everyone had a change of heart. My stubbornness paid off I thought and everyone was just going to accept him because there was a baby coming and that's how it should be.

My parents got us into a trailer near where they were living now, they some how got my Pap to sign for a loan to have some huge house built. but they were supposibly buying the trailor as in investment, they were supposed to be paying the house payment as we paid the lot rent. L was born and everything seemed really ok for a very short period of time.. T was getting more and more out of control acting out and I had to get him into counceling, teachers were starting to complain and Barry didn't really know how to handle it. hell I didn't either.. After no time the guy who was selling the trailer contacted me and said that my parents had not been making any payments and that we had to get out. WTF my parents of course denied it and made up excuses.. no they were just fucking me over as usual.. and to top it off T threw a melt down at his councelors office and attacked this planted tree and they had him put in an impatient psychiatric unit.. my 7 year old.. In a hospital for suicidal kids and with severe mental disorders.. and there is a baby.. and my body was killing me.. I just wanted to escape..

I got T out of the hospital very quickly and stopped going to see that Dr. and got him in some where else .. we spent a few months living in Willoughby with his mom and step dad.. but I coudnt take it.. there was to much going on and on top of that they were recovering alcohalics who went to AA all the time.. and because at some point in my life I drank, I had to go to AA as well to be able to live with them.. have you ever been to AA, it makes u want to drink.. I felt bad cause always after the meeting I was like alright whos ready for the bar.. it took it as it was though since it got me out of the house. we didn't last there long and ended up at my parents house. transferring Ts school 3 times in 4 months.. and things with Barry just weren't good.. we ended up being able to get an apartment near my parents but I only lasted there a few months.. it was no longer what I wanted.. he was going through his early 20s and we were on completely different pages.. he couldn't handle T and how more and more he was having these melt downs, He couldn't handle a baby and he just wanted to party all the time. Last straw was he threw T into his beds head board while he was having a meltdown.. I quickly got the kids and our clothes a few toys and had my mom pick us up. I never got the rest of our stuff because the A hole abandoned out apartment.. but I was back on my own again.. and back at my parents again.. back to no car again.. but this time I had 2 kids, and it was again, time to start over....

[drunkensurvs-blog]

11.

do you believe exes think about you? No.

are you currently frustrated with a boy / girl? Nope.

would you ever consider piercing your tongue? I did have my tongue pierced for 5ish years. I miss it and if I could go back I’d have kept it in. My tongue still has an indent from it that I’m not sure will ever go away and it’s been over a year lol

are you a forgiving person? It’s complicated. Like...to their face I’m forgiving, in my actions I’m forgiving, but rest assured I have not forgotten.

do you straighten your hair often? No, maybe a few times a year.

what’s your favorite eye color? I like dark eyes, and green are nice too. It’s not really something I care all too much about. But I would say blue is NOT a favorite of mine. Not to say I wouldn’t totally be with a blue eyed guy...but yeah.

have you ever taken a train? Yep.

describe your first job. It was a shitty night shift stocking position.

are you afraid of the dark? why or why not? No, and I never have been. I’ve just never really seen a reason to be. Especially in places you know well. Are You Afraid of the Dark was one of my favorite shows as a kid though!

have you ever done something just to feel the danger, or to feel alive? Not that I can think of. I LOVE roller coasters because of how they make me feel, if that counts.

have you ever carved your name or initials into a tree or stone? I’ve more-so etched it places haha.

where is a great place to get breakfast? McDonalds for sure.

if the opportunity arose, would you ever go to a nude beach? do you think you’d be comfortable enough, being naked among others like that?   I’m not interested. Not only because I would feel like a whale out of water but also because your average nude beach goers are not exactly...what I want to see haha.

do you think regifting is cheap, or is it okay? have you ever regifted before?   I’m mean it’s cheap for sure. And I have regifted small things, but it was never the ONLY thing I got someone. It was supplemental and something I did think they had a good chance of enjoying.

have you ever had to “come out” to your parents about anything (sexual orientation, change in religion, etc.)? how did it go? Nah.

if you were given the chance to decorate an entire house the way you wanted, with no limit to cost, how would you decorate it? I’d hire a professional to do it for me since I wouldn’t be very good at it.

describe your favorite picture of yourself, or post it. No.

assuming you have a facebook, if one of your friends posted things that annoyed you, would you be more likely to delete them as a friend, hide their statuses, or just put up with it? I deleted my FB years ago(v good decision). But before that I just ignored them online and bitched about them in person.

do you have any online friends? No.

has your favorite color changed at all from when you were younger? if so, what was your favorite when you were little? My favorite color has changed a couple times but I always come back to pink. I do enjoy blue a great deal too. Like, I’d say there are more shades of blue I enjoy than pink, but some shades of pink I just LOVE haha.

what is your favorite breakfast food? I never eat breakfast food at breakfast time. But I LOVE breakfast food. I’d say croissants are very high on the list. I guess if I could order my ideal breakfast I’d have a croissant, a toasted everything bagel with butter, and some cheesy scrambled eggs.

have you ever had to go to therapy? for what? No, but my dad loves to mention that I should be going for my anxiety. Which...he’s not wrong, but uh...it makes me too anxious to think about. It’s really just so awesome.

if you got pregnant young, would you get married to the guy who got you pregnant? for guys, if you got a girl pregnant at a young age, would you marry her? I’m not ‘young’ anymore, but I have never understood people who get married solely because of a baby. Like...have some respect for yourself. Marry someone because they are the right one, not because they donated some sperm.

if you got pregnant young, would your parents kick you out of your house? for guys, if you got a girl pregnant young and your parents kicked you out, would you be angry at them? They would have supported me.

do you feel pregnant teens should have to go to an alternate high school? do you think this would benefit them at all, or that it’s just discrimination? I think pregnant teens should attend whatever school they think is best for them.

has your school ever done something terrible and wrong to you? what did they do and how did you deal with it? I’m not in school.

would your parents let your {possibly hypothetical} boyfriend stay at your house if he got kicked out of his house? Ugh. this survey is so clearly aimed at high schoolers. But if that had happened in high school they would have let him stay. My parents were not strict at all.

have you ever not been allowed to hang out with your neighbor before? was it your parents or their parents that wouldn’t allow you to? Nope.

who has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally? My family.

have you ever been used? I’m sure I have. Meh.

do you take walks often? lolno.

have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? No.

what does your phone do when you get a new message? It comes to life and starts singing “you’ve got a friend in me” from Toy Story. wtf do you think it does? Idk why but this question is beyond annoying and stupid to me haha

if you could make your lips bigger, would you? Of all the things I could change about my physical appearance, this would not be one of them.

does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes cigs? I couldn’t imagine dating a smoker.

who was last to smack your butt? A friend.

are you anything like your siblings? I’m like all of them in different ways.

have you ever lived with a significant other? No.

did you pierce your ears yourself or have it done by a professional? I had them done at a Claires hahaha.

do you own a lot of cookbooks?   Only one.

do you stay in touch with many people from high school or college? Nope.

is there a university in your town or city? My town doesn’t even have a traffic light. But my county has a college.

have you ever passed gas in front of your significant other? I’m single. But I wouldn’t date someone who I couldn’t fart around.

do you live on a street, avenue, road etc.? Ct.

do you listen to guns n roses?   No.

have you ever been a bridesmaid? I’ve been a Maid of Honor!

are you friends with all of your exes? No.

what would you do if the person you have feelings for showed up at your door? I don’t have romantic feelings for anyone.

when you are upset, what works best to calm you down?   Crying and ranting. And drinks.

have you ever gone camping? Yes.

do you think the last person you kissed, has kissed anyone else since the last time they kissed you?   I’d fucking hope so haha

have you ever slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex?   Yes.

how would you feel if your significant other had tattoos?   Doesn’t matter to me. What would matter is dating someone who is strongly against them.

what would you say if someone asked you to get high right now?   Getting high isn’t really my thing.

when’s the next time you will consume alcohol?   I’m drinking right now. It’s kinda the whole theme of this blog haha

do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Not at all.

did you wake up in the middle of the night last night? My sleeping schedule is abnormal, so my “middle of the night” is more like 8am. But I always wake up to shift sleeping positions and maybe drink some water.

could you do a long distance relationship? I don’t know. It depends on a lot of things.

do you like your body?   I mean, I love that it functions well. I just don’t like how it looks. Which is all my fault haha

do you pour the cereal before the milk or vice versa? Cereal. How the hell will you know how much milk you’ll need otherwise? Plus it coats it nicely.

what’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?   I’ve only had one relationship and we were only 6 months apart.

did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss? I don’t ever remember it, but I’ll say no.

have you ever been told you were hot by a complete stranger? If multiple stupid cat calling counts, then yeah.

are you afraid of needles? Nah.

do you like soccer?   I like soccer players. They are seriously THE hottest athletes. I have 0 interest in sports but hot men doing anything is nice to look at.

can you touch your tongue to your nose? Not even close.

does anyone in your immediate family have any habits that worry you at all? Nothing comes to mind.

have you ever deleted facebook friends for a significant other? No. I would only delete someone if I wanted to and felt it was appropriate.