#But I'm not Alan so who knows
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Due to scheduling conflicts we're celebrating Tintin Day early this month! 🥳
Someone said in tags that they could totally see Tintin needing International Rescuing at some point. What better way for the Hood to put iR's integrity on the line than revealing all to a world-famous reporter? Would the Tracys jeopardise their whole operation to save just one life?!
(Un)fortunately Tintin hasn't shown up at work since 1929, so the only sacrifice here will be an old man's dignity. Again. 🪦
#the adventures of tintin#tintin#thunderbirds are go#thunderbirds#scott tracy#the hood#josie's art#obviously the answer is yes they would; and tintin wouldn't out them anyway#he's a good noodle and only hashtag-EXPOSES those who deserve it#but how is the hood to know that? he stole photos of the thunderbirds and scott and virgil nearly killed him#a last resort by refusing to give up the chase but even so. AND the whole ned cook thing#it's so funny to me that ToS scott LOSES IT at the sound of a camera shutter; RIP whoever takes their family photos#it's why john stays in space; scott's kneejerk reaction of socking him in the face when he tries to take a nice polaroid :/#almost as funny as tintin not having shown up to the office for a century but somehow maintaining his job#i'm sure his newspaper just keeps him employed for the clout at this point lmaoooo#anyway i'll stop with the tags but i firmly headcanon the boys calling hood out in WILD ways whenever they cross paths#their dad will NEVER date him; kayo will NEVER return his calls and if he even LOOKS at alan he's a predator!!!!#eventually he'll leave them alone because it's just too humiliating :V
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Listen, Alan the tortured writer and sad pathetic little meow meow is totally fine. But what about Alan Wake the man. The husband. The reason of Alice's sleepless nights. The reason why he keeps trying to get back home. Because he misses his wife. Dumb jokes in the bathroom in the morning. Kisses on the temple. Making each other a cup of coffee. Loving text messages during the day. Naughty ones too. Hands roaming all over. Groceries shopping. The eternal "what do you want for dinner" question. Looking at old photographs. Falling asleep in front of the TV together. Alice picking up his worn socks. Alan complaining about how long it takes until she gets ready for the day. Holding hands. Casual butt slapping. Spontaneous movie dates. Making out at parties when nobody's watching. Him burying his face in her hair because he likes the scent of her shampoo. Comfy clothes on rainy Sundays. Alice ignoring his bad singing under the shower. Making love in the middle of the night. He misses all of that. He sits in the writers room, curled up in the corner, and he desperately tries to remember what she looks like.
#And she does too.#I can't help it I'm sorry#I discovered a new song and I think of them while listening to it on repeat#They're probably longer apart than they've been together and i hate it hate it hate it#Alice makes him human#She is his anchor. His lighthouse. His biggest weakness#And she knows sides of him we're totally unaware of and that is so beautiful.#She knows his vulnerable side#He's like warm butter in her hands I swear. Alice is the only woman whos able to tame and handle him and he let's her and thanks her for it#Alan wake#Alice wake#alan x alice#His side of the bed is so so so cold
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#alan wake#scratch#the bad boy#alan wake 2#night springs#mk.op#mk.edit#mk's photo mode pics#so apparently i'm incapable of playing this game for more than a minute without going into photo mode now lol#taking a break to eat dinner and consume a gummy so who knows what else i'll have tonight#this photo is one of my favs now tho and i might make it my new lockscreen 😍#mk.photo
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Marikata power couple ending where Catarina inherits the duchy. She's married to Maria (they legalized gay marriage in Sorcier because too many nobles wanted to make Catarina happy). Catarina isn't good at doing paperwork and logistics but Maria is so she takes care of that while Catarina helps her manage the duchy as she can. Catarina takes care of anything that requires interacting with (charming) people. Which is a lot.
Since old man Luigi isn't planning to retire (or die) soon, they have plenty of time to prepare.
"Where's keith in this scenario?" You might ask. Well, he married Geordo and now he resides in the palace as prince consort...
#yes i do realize what my username is#I've imagined that particular ending enough (yeah. no. it's never enough)#gay marriage is legal. If Keith's out of the picture then it falls down on Cata to step up#if keith marries Alan or geordo then he won't be the heir anymore#Cata isn't academically gifted but do you know who is good canonically at economics and management? maria#hamefura#marikata#katarina claes#my next life as a villainess#bakarina#maria campbell#catarina claes#hamehura#otome game no hametsu flag#I'm half crazy because i have an exam in less than 3 hours. so ignore me if I'm being incoherent
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folks. i'm thinking about selkie au again
#pitch posts#i'm not immune to tiny sc. it's all i've been thinking abt recently#anyway i think initially selkie!Alan was very much planning on giving SC to someone who actually knows what they're doing#but SC just refused. her dad now.#already imprinted on him like a baby duckling#by the time fae's less clingy he's already gotten extremely attached to faer#he didn't adopt SC so much as SC immediately adopted him#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#tommy's stick!alan#selkie sticks au
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ok ok its my fault for being on reddit but r/houseofthedragon rn full of people arguing that demon and his 99% neck lizard have a stronger bond than aegon and sunfyre and it's so fucking frustrating that its entirely condolt's fucking fault that this is even a fucking argument because he thinks the greatest bond between a dragon and his rider to ever go that fucking hard in this universe is pRopaganda and gives dae mon and car ax es more screentime. i'm just so fucking done man. never showed us sunfyre TRULY until it was time for demon jr the anime edgelord to attack him and aegon, never get the fact that sunfyre is literally on aegon's arms, never got the coronation flying, DIDN'T GET ANYTHING UNTIL IT WAS TIME TO FUCK HIM UP FOR THE PLOT.
i wish this mf would get fucking fired before he has a chance to touch these two anymore because I don't think i can handle how he will underplay and butcher the fact that this dragon literally fought tooth and claw with a broken wing to find his way back to his rider.
#tbd#anti ryan condal#hotd critical#anti hotd#Sunfyre#Aegon II Targaryen#and this mf gave so much screentime to FUCKING VERMITHOR BEFORE HE WAS EVEN NEEDED#that should've gone to dreamfyre and sunfyre#i'm like y'know what we need to manifest alan taylor for sunfyre aegon eps bc i can't deal with this#at least i know that man likes these two 😭😭😭#and i'm still like its so obvious who sunfyre is named for but tom and phia can beg for helaegon and will get fuck all#meanwhile other actors can suggest whatever they want and get it#and it's like the only other dragon/rider bond i was so looking forward to was sheepstealer/nettles#that is just completely taken from us#i'm so anxious about how they'll ruin eggfyre tho#because knowing condumb i wouldn't put it past him to be immensely fucking uncharitable to aegon's grief when he finally does lose him#i already saw someone dunking on aegon for the line(TM)#and i'm like man...#i have a lot of thoughts but can we please remember that he's 1) speaking to his council#only decides he needs a dragon after he's told morning hatched for rhaena#2) says new sunfyre in response to borros saying 'how about silverwing' sunfyre is the fucking standard#ALSO SAME FUCKING CLOWN SHITS ON EGGFYRE TO SAY ITS AKSHUALLY DAN Y DRO GON#i know you have read the same books#he is disobedient as fuck despite her being mommy#do not compare. she may get there maybe but she sure as hell ain't there yet#hotd spoilers#fire and blood#just in case whatever
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So Mermay is right around the corner…
…what I’m saying is it’s a good time to talk about eel mer AUs again.
Oh hey it is!
Man, I'm still so into submarine pilot Hal Jordan with his crew of green submariners who contract out for the army and do top secret stuff underwater. I'm picturing all the GL's as expert divers who do search and rescues and treasure hunting in their down time and bomb defusal/trench scouting/spying for the army when on contract.
I don't even think this is a real thing but I'm picturing them all in little green mini subs. Like individual ones. Like fighter jets but subs.
Anyway, they're out on a job because the bigger army subs have been getting static interference from an area underwater and they need the experts to go check it out.
What they don't know is that the static interference is coming from Barry, local electric eel mer, who is suddenly stuck in one location because he's got a small child to look after and hunt for.
#(its a really good thing that Hal and Barry met when they were kids. because otherwise their meeting wouldn't have gone well)#(Hal was stuck at Alan Scott's lighthouse for a few summers for bad behavior. and that beach happened to be lil Barry's playground)#I'm thinking Barry straight up doesn't know what to do with lil Wally. cause lil guys are supposed to be near the surface#and just rely on camo to not be killed or eaten#but Barry is honestly more worried about people. who have radar. so he doesn't want to leave Wally alone.#so Barry's electricity is off the fucking charts because hes soloing hunts (they're supposed to hunt in packs)#WHILE ALSO KEEPING HIS KID SAFE#I'm thinking he's got the mer equivalent to a baby carrier or something lmao. Wally's like nine but he's little so he looks smaller#anyway i love this au its fun#mer au#the flash#kid flash#wally west#barry allen#hal jordan#green lantern
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#his happy handsome smile :)#james spader#alan shore#boston legal#*#going to bed early tonight bc this week is so busy love u <3#i'm going to a concert and one of the band's songs is such an alan song to me. do you think they'll play the alan song for me... 👉👈#do you think alan likes concerts. in that one ep he mentioned radiohead which was so crazy I can't believe he knows what music is#I think he sort of implied he'd BEEN to a radiohead show wtf...#so much of alan we don't get to see... like when he said he has season tickets to bruins games. wtf you love hockey? who are you#and james loves live music SO much I think alan would have to too. I just realized this scene he's watching a band play LMAO#for once my tags are relevant to the actual post... in a roundabout way...#anyway. i'd go to concerts with him i actually can't even imagine what he'd be like but the thought makes me wanna cry. allie bear#and hockey games. hold his hand when i'm cold sharing popcorn and soft pretzels. he probably has a jersey... he gets so into it silly guy
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the thing about the queer media tournament that really gets me is that last i checked there wasn't a single mxtx work on it. like not even the untamed made it in and don't get me wrong the og mo dao zu shi books are huge but cql is def more popular among tumblr circles. idk it just really rubs me the wrong way how every single piece of western media that ppl have ever gotten a lil bit aggressive abt shipping with is there and then for east asian media there's utena and madoka magica and the handmaiden and last i checked that was pretty much it. and then for the rest of the world there's next to/nothing but idk enough to really make judgements there.
#like. really? no mo dao zu shi? no scum villain's self saving system? no heaven's official blessing? no nana?#i can think of at least 10-20 pieces of media more deserving of being in there than some of the western works that got in off the top of my#head. yuri is my job (self explanatory). fate/stay night (most of the cast is bi but esp rin bc she says it out loud + saber trans coded).#fate/extra (red saber canon bi + nameless archer. stay night lancer. kirei and issei are all there). black butler (grelle trans. also#eric and alan from one of the musicals + alois from s2 of the accursed anime + nina and possibly mey rin are all gay)#toilet bound hanako kun (kou and mitsuba went canon). the evillious chronicles (michaela. clarith and bruno are gay. bohemo possibly trans.#gallerian possibly gay). requiem of the rose king (self explanatory). project sekai (mizuki trans. minori and rui possibly gay).#cocoon entwined (literally a yuri). fucking honkai impact 3rd (lesbians but i don't play it so idk who). any uc gundam series w char and#amuro but especially char's counterattack (char and amuro explicitly confirmed to be gay 4 each other by author + movie focuses on their#relationship). also mobile suit zeta gundam (char and amuro together + kamille is a boy's name!). turn a gundam (gay character).#iron blooded orphans (gay character). the witch from mercury (about a lesbian relationship). melty blood (ries and sion lesbians).#guilty gear (bridget (self explatory)). sailor moon (mainly uranus and neptune lesbians but also apparently there are a lot of gay#characters i didn't know abt in sailor moon). the illustrated guide to monster girls (yuri moment). dramatical murder (yaoige). slow damage#(yaoige). sweet pool (yaoige). ouran high school host club (haruhi gender stuff and also her dad's whole deal). cowboy bebop (ed gender#stuff). fullmetal alchemist (envy nonbinary). neon genesis evangelion (kaworu and shinji). like half the villainess isekai out there.#haruhi suzumiya series (the girl herself is openly bisexual). omniscient reader's viewpoint (danmei). fucking re:zero has a trans girl in i#for god's sake. we're well past 20 so i'm allowing myself more fate. fate/extra ccc (red saber again but also gil and caster and bb and-).#fate/hollow ataraxia (follows same cast as f/sn). today's menu for the emiya family (follows same cast as f/sn again. also the switch game#metatextually canonizes shirou's crush on lancer if the interesting descriptions from f/sn and the various bits from f/ha didn't convince#you). fate/apocrypha (rider of black + saber of red transfemme nonbinary and trans guy respectively. the former is also bi). fate/samurai#remnant (f/sr saber nonbinary. also gil is there and rogue archer is def implied to be bi in f/go). fate/zero (waver gay rider bi. saber gi#and kirei are all there and at their most bisexual). the case files/adventures of lord el melloi ii (waver spinoff (self explanatory)).#fate/strange fake (gil and waver are there. also false lancer nonbinary and jester trans). fate/grand order (has p much every character fro#the franchise and more. notably added trans anime girl leonardo da vinci). ok no more fate. since the tournament has a p liberal definition#of media i'm including vocasongs. magnet by minato ft miku and luka (lesbian song abt lesbians). erase or zero by hzedge ft len and kaito#(magnet for boys). himitsu ~kuro no chikai~ by hitoshizuku and yama ft len rin and miku (angel rin falls in love w miku. disguises herself#as a human man to be with her). i think i've made my point clear but add my initial list of the big famous ones (-nana) from the 1st tag.#romeo.txt
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"Effective today, you are dismissed from any employment at Joey Drew Studios. This is due to complaints received about the grim and disturbing subjects of your work. May your dreams come true somewhere else."
[Opportunity is always just a step away from you]
"Gent Corporation looking for research subjects. Pays three fifty a week."
[When one story ends,so does another unfold]
-Umbrella-
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My participation in an Ink Demonth would not be complete without at least 1 drawing that takes a few days to complete.
I've had this idea in my head for a while, so this prompt was a good opportunity to put it into action. Featuring Riley Wells and Alan Gray.
I don't remember if I've ever drawn a rainy scene before. This was a first attempt. I liked it, actually. I think it worked for what I wanted in the end. (Thanks old tutorial from 2004) (The raindrops running down the umbrellas I had to learn by myself. Probably not the best thing possible, but better than nothing).
I'm happy with the overall atmosphere of the drawing and how it turned out. I think I managed to encapsulate the original vision I had in my head. I kind of messed it up during the process but I managed to turn it around and get it how I really wanted it.
When it comes to Riley and her joining Gent: all things considered, it would make more sense that she ended up at Gent in a similar way to what Archie Carter talked about in his audio log. She probably found a newspaper about Gent looking for test subjects and decided to go with it. She may have met Alan for the first time when she started working there, no doubt. Rather than meeting him before she joined the company in a "he was the one who offered her the job" situation, as I showed above.
I only went with this second scenario just because I found it more interesting to draw. And I wanted to touch on the possibility of Alan offering the chance to work as a test subject directly for certain people (without saying too much about the darker details of the job, of course). It's kind of evil, but at the same time, so is Gent (shockingly/j), so it's all good. (Realizing now that I may be making shit up for a character that has yet to be characterized. If this isn't the Bendy experience I don't know what is) Also, poor girl, she was fired from a shitty company and went to get a job at another shitty company. How sad.
Also, as an addendum, I don't know if their heights are 100% accurate. My vision for my Alan design is that he's a tall guy. Taller than Joey and, for that matter, Riley. When I was drawing him I realized he wasn't that tall and I had to resize him in the end. And Riley I never thought about how tall she is. Maybe her height here is a little off-model. So, don't take this drawing as my definitive vision of how tall they are. Because I don't even know for sure lol.
Next drawing is simpler so it probably won't take too long. I hope.
#bendy and the ink machine#batim#bendy and the dark revival#batdr#bendy: secrets of the machine#bsotm#bendy sotm#riley wells#alan gray#the ink demonth#crookedsmileart#something something if I had a coin for every time a mascot horror game announced this year had the acronym SOTM#blah blah blah you know the joke already#Prompt was a good opportunity to not only draw Riley#But also my design of Alan Gray during the 40s.#I already drew him in the BATDR-B3NDY era (in this case; older)#So all that was left was to show him when he was a little “younger”#At a time when he still had hair to make a ponytail (not shown here)#One day I'll draw his ponytail. I had originally created my design of him with the ponytail in mind so it's reasonable.#I was going to draw him with a tie but I changed it to a turtleneck just to better differentiate the designs from the 40's and the 70's.#It's like his hat and how he doesn't wear it in the 40's but in the BATDR era he does. (he's going bald 😔)#wow I'm actually making stuff up for a character who doesn't have any characterization yet; how crazy#what a speedrun lol. but someone would have to do it first. and that someone is me.#plus; let's be honest; this kind of thing doesn't only apply to characters with no/little characterization#people do this even with the most popular ones/those who have more personalities; that's reality I would say#I diverted the conversation to something different once again; oops. sorry guys#also also the description may be a little disconnected from the prompt; I admit. sorry about that one too!
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Only the most tasteful and subtle picture frames for my Animals photos...
#took me over three years b u t i'm finally starting to frame a bunch of my animals magazines and posters and photographs 🙏😔#SHOUT-OUT TO IKEA AND LOCAL THRIFT STORES#i need to put hooks on the back of some of them since this one didn't have any on the back b u t i couldn't pass up this frame#also this was a photo i got last year at a comic convention and i talked the vendor's ear off about alan and the animals for like 20 minutes#found them again this past year and..... yeah infodumped for another 20 minutes about animals and meeting the alan for myself#finding people irl who know about the animals is SO COOL!!!!!!!#the cashier at the thrift store i got this frame at actually noticed the shirt i was wearing of the animals and recognized them!!!!#and said that they've never seen an animals t-shirt before!!! 🥹🥹#I AM CHANGING THE WORLD!!! ONE LITTLE GEORDIE ANIMAL AT A TIME!!!#fourth person irl who has ever noticed one of my animals' shirts 😔🙏 this time during pride month no less...... very special 🏳️🌈🙏#ANYWAY. animal. i'll share other framed photos in the near future 🙏#also i love this photo in general because eric and chas have cool shades and hilton is :D#aLAN...... ALAN........#eric burdon#hilton valentine#chas chandler#john steel#alan price#the animals#classic rock#60s rock#british invasion#the girl can't help it
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🍄Blue: What detail in the series that seems to be ignored or missed by the fandom or canon that you want to talk about?
Original ask game here
Hmm. Well, I'm not entirely sure. I think something I'd like to go more in-depth into is the idea of stick city and the fact that there was a town that had a lot of sticks that looked a lot like "Striker" but we never see any of it in previous or later scenes of the city. Only full head different colored sticks, for the most part. That's a little odd right?
Honestly I'd love more elaboration on Rocket-corp's whole thing. They seem to be making computers and monitors? Rocket is on both Dark's monitor and the monitor of the machine that killed Gold, right? What exactly do they do? Are they just a tech industry with their own purposes on the side?
...I think it'd be funny to talk a tiny bit about how Alan's cursor is now white with a thick black outline, since Showdown, after it was 'revived' when it had been a normal cursor (white with a thin outline) in AvA 1-3 and then black in AvA 4 when he used the keyboard shortcuts to get himself a new mouse. And the fact that his mouse is a little bigger than AlexCrafter's--was that a conscious choice to make the mouse bigger?
In Lush Caves, Red was actively trying to get away and Orange wasn't letting up. Red was running. I think it'd be nice if people incorporated that into Orange's character a little more. All the hollowheads escalate things fast and hard.
idk there's a LOT to talk about, there's so many little details. It's really cool to think about!!
#thank you for the ask!!!!#ty answers#Inks I have been thinking of a part of what you said when you answered this question#victim didn't start off trying to hurt noogai#chosen absolutely did but targeted the pc and the cursor#second looked at alan through the screen. in the eyes. and liked someone's vent post to fuck up his reputation and relationships#How did Second know how to do that? How did Second know a lot of things?#Second could've targeted Alan's computer#but instead he went for the creator. Because Second can't kill Alan. Second can't hurt him. But he can hurt who he is. and he tried#ALSO how did ALAN know that reloading the webpage would bring CG back#Haven't had a chance to really think about it but!! yeah I'm so normal about these sticks
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Still can't handle the fact how unpopular the Koskelas are 😭 LIke yeah, obviously they did the funny commercials and were presented as these silly comic relief characters but there's so much more beneath the surface 😭💔
Welp, it didn't help that all scenes with them, safe for the Local Girl Watery scene were skippable and/or super missable. Even Ilmari in YY could be entirely skipped
#my posts#my ramblings#koskela brothers#they were such integral part of the story but there arent many people talking about them or creating fanart or fanfic#I also really really hope Peter Franzén knows people rly loved his characters ldskjfsklj#SO TO EVERYONE WHO IS CONTRIBUTNG U HAVE MY ETERNAL THANKS <33333#I see ur fanart and sketches I see and read your fanfics and try to comment on all of them 👀👀👀#also i see yall tagging my posts for which I'm also grateful!!!! LOVE when u share ur thoughts in the tags#i love these guys so much#breaking my heart over them on the daily#lest we forget with all that thirst posting i'm doing I genuinely do love them and how they're even sort of catalysts to some events#alan wake 2#ilmo koskela#jaakko koskela#dive beneath the surface and ready urself for emotional whiplash dlskj
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I think we as a fandom don't talk enough about Oliver being Tecton's sidekick
#like i know it was only in one episode#but i really love that episode because it really helps establish both the tone of the show and Kaz and Oliver's respective character arcs#especially because of the saving the people who save people bit at the end of the episode#idk i think it could've been a cool thing for the show to follow up with#like maybe a couple nods to Tecton respecting Oliver more than maybe the other superheroes do#also was Alan ever relieved of his sidekick duties after that episode#like I'm assuming so#considering everyone in that show hates him#but like idk if they ever outright say it in the show#idk i just think that this is a really interesting plotpoint that i wish we could talk about more#mighty med#oliver mighty med#mm oliver#oliver mm
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alan pulls up a miku video to attempt to pacify them, like you would to a crying ipad kid with cocomelon
...okay but real question: do you think c!alan knows who miku is. or do you think either chosen or one of the CG had to tell him
#tommy's foolery#someone needs to ask Alan if he knows who miku is /JOKING JOKING DON'T ACTUALLY#but imagine dark infodumping about miku because alan mentioned he doesn't know who she is#i don't even know which au this is about but honestly it's just funny to imagine that not knowing who miku is is so appalling#that dark just forgets about being mad at him and just starts infodumping. halfway through they remember 'oh right i'm supposed to be mad'#but he's actually kind of interested at this point and they haven't had someone to rant to about this stuff in a while#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#honestly i think miku videos would only work to distract them entirely if they're like. high on painkillers or smthn#just don't put on disappearance of hatsune miku. there's no way that song wouldn't make dark start bawling#'SHE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED BY HER CREATOR HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT CRY'#they definitely don't relate. at all!!!!!!! shut up!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm not gonna lie, I'm very interested in Gotham history now. Maybe I should change my career path to historian
#gothamite#gotham#did you know that gotham was a coal town in the 1800s?#me to the hundreds of dead mayors who either died a mysterious death or stepped out of office immediately: So uh what's up with that?#Alan Wayne. Theodore Cobblepot. Edward Elliot#A.T.E#Half the time in Wayne History (tm) I go They Did What#And it WORKED??#Thomas Wayne was a complete badass#Martha Wayne was a complete badass#I'm surprised that these are not tags already#Thomas Wayne treated literally anyone and everyone#When the public complained?? Ignored them#And Martha Wayne? Literally an icon#Pretty much pioneered all of culture#I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ALSO CALLED THEM UGLY AND WEIRD LIKE??#Only at the start of their careers but STILL#like why are you lying to yourselves#history of Gotham#rant
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