#But ALSO I am not immune to Sebastian . Sorry he can get it . Sorry for being right
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carnival-core · 1 year ago
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Oh yea like I said I've been watching the Black Butler anime with my boyfriend (will not be watching s2 bc I've been told it's not canon and would just annoy me so I don't mind spoilers on it) and smth I will say about it so far is Ignoring the fact Sebaciel is gross to begin with besides the one dress scene there's been nothing even vaguely resembling chemistry so I can't wrap my head around what the appeal even ever was . Like even in a hypothetical where Ciel is like 18 (I'd prob still find the ship kinda weird but not as abhorent) their dynamic does just feel like World's Most Mid Father and his brat child
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f1crecs · 6 months ago
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Carlos/Charles
nsfw: In for a penny, in for a pound by @f1-stuff | E | 49.4k Summary: Charles needs a date for his brothers wedding and instead of finding someone to ask he decides to use an escort agency, as you do. Why I liked it: Listen, I am just a woman and not immune to the hairy charms of Carlos Sainz as a professional gigolo, okay? This fic is amazingly hot and the way the awkwardness transforms to flirty tension and back is impeccable.
"He doesn’t think about it much when he kisses him, their sweat turning it salty, skin flushed and warm from the exercise and the sun. He sucks at Carlos’ bottom lip, and all he feels is satisfaction and relief. And also, maybe, a little arousal. Not because of, like... Carlos. But just because of the high of victory, the exhilaration of beating his ex. Obviously. Not at all because Charles' eyes have been catching all day on the flex of Carlos’ bare thighs, legs lean and muscular and covered in dark hair. Or the tight cupping of his shorts over his ass. Or the movement of his shoulders beneath his shirt, clinging more and more to his skin as sweat dampens the fabric and outlines the shape of his pecs. Or the swell of his arm muscles as he clutches his racquet, flexing with every hit of the ball. Or even the messy sweep of thick, wavy hair at his neck, contained beneath a backwards cap until the end of the game, when he sweeps off the hat to dump his remaining water all over his head, like some sort of soft-core porn shoot. Charles realizes that he’s standing amongst a group of the bridesmaids, all of them staring at Carlos as he smooths the water through his hair and over his face, dripping idly while he zips up his racquet and grabs the rest of his things. Charles shuts his mouth and swallows, wandering away from the group of women before anyone sees him, shame reddening his cheeks."
Daniel/Max
Green Card by @mysticalbreadcollective | M | 10.7k Max is rich and needs a Green Card, Daniel needs some cash and a place to stay. The answer to both problems is for them to get married! I just loved how in sync they are with each other
"Yeah. He’s in the doghouse at the minute, mate. Keeps working late, and doesn’t tell me, do you, honey? And last week I cooked him his favourite meal and he didn’t even bother telling me he wasn’t coming home. Rude or what?” “Well, I of course am sorry, Daniel, already I said this. So many times. I brought you flowers to apologise but you just threw them out. And also, I have to work late. How else am I to fund your shopping habits?”
Lewis/Sebastian
nsfw: Let's try something else by @12romy | E | 20.3k Seb and Lewis come up with a plan to combat homophobia in F1.
“So, uh… I’m in a relationship…” “I mean, you know him pretty well, it's Lewis,” “Lewis. As in… Hamilton?” someone said, stunned. Sebastian nodded then almost died of a heart attack when a voice exclaimed “Yes, I knew it! Pay up losers!!!” He knew the man who screamed that, he was the one in charge of the social media account. “Alright, we'll talk with the Mercedes PR team to see what we can do. The good news is, you won’t need to create an Instagram just for that, Lewis has one already.”
Carlos/Lando
Somethin' Stupid by @ehcahache | T | 6.3k Carlos and Lando have been pining for each other, until Carlos does something unexpected.
"He's either stupid and bored and a masochist, or he's very in love with you, stupid and a masochist." "Max, I'm talking about my outfit, not my hideous life decisions."
like real people do | M | 10.6k Lando panics and tells his family that he's bringing his boyfriend Carlos to the family event, Carlos who's not at all his boyfriend. He turns to Carlos who plays his role a bit too well (with a side of George, Alex and Max teasing him about it). I just love how nonchalant Carlos is about pretending to be Lando's boyfriend, especially in front of his family.
"In that moment, Lando realises that he can never bring another man home to his parents again, because no one is going to compare to Carlos and now he’s going to have to die alone rather than try and find someone better because they definitely don’t exist."
Lando/Oscar
anything you ask i do (for you) by @fear8not1 | M | 22.4k Lando makes a bet. “I bet $100 I can make Oscar the happiest fake boyfriend for a month,” he repeats, holding George’s gaze proudly. “What… ?” Oscar asks again, his eyebrows raised in what must be his most expressive face. “Wait, what ?” George snickers, completely gone and spilling some of his drink in the grass, before answering with a shaky, “$200 you can’t.” I love George just being George. 😁
"Right. The bet. Right. He may have forgotten about that."
you love me (but you don't know it yet) by @nyoomfruits | T | 34.5k After being dumped by a trashy boyfriend Lando panics when questions about the said ex are asked and makes up a lie on the spot. He has a wonderful new boyfriend and he's standing on the 1st row of the fan stage! True is that Lando just panicked and chose the first cute looking guy not wearing Mclaren merch
“How the fuck did you meet Lando, then?” “I was working on this project, the deadline was the next day and it was really kicking my ass. Anyway at around one in the morning I figured I needed a break, so I went to the nearest Tesco to pick up a can of Monster.” “We both reached for the last can of Monster-“ “Ultra Sunrise, baby,” "He started swearing at me.” “Yeah, so he offered it to me, and then I felt bad because you know. I had just yelled at this guy. Over a can of Monster. So I told him he could have it,” “Then that went back and forth for a while,” “Until eventually Lando said to me. ‘You know what? You can have it, as long as I can have your phone number’.”
Charles/Max
nsfw: there you'll stand (next to me) by @minieggs11 | E | 97.1k Max reputation is in need of repair and what better way than to be seen making friends with the grid sweetheart Charles? Surely nothing can go wrong, its not like anyone is going to catch feelings. Why I liked it: The setup of this fic is brilliant and so belivable that Im sure there are many a twitter account dedicated to the conspiracy of Max using Charles for PR. The author has a great voice for both Max and Charles and the evolution of their friendship is so natural that I almost thought the author would let Max's deception pass unnoticed but fear not the emotional devastation will hit and hearts will be broken (and repaired) on both sides.
Pink dusts Charles’ cheeks at the second nickname Max has bestowed on him in as many minutes. Max feels quite warm under his race suit now. Is it getting more humid somehow? Max runs a hand through his damp hair in an attempt to get the few strands hanging over his forehead out of his face. Charles laughs again, a bit higher pitched than before. He smiles and blinks exaggeratedly at Max, before sighing dramatically, “I guess everyone just wants me for my pretty face and my good PR, and you’re no exception, mate.” And– huh. Max knows Charles was joking, but now that Max is looking, he supposes that Charles is well, objectively, quite handsome. In a very classical way. The kind of beauty that’s talked about not as opinion, but as fact. Yes, Charles Leclerc is very pretty, Max would say. But so would anyone. It’s just the truth.
George/Lewis
Mission Couple Goals by @redvh205 | G | 12.7k
“Georgie?” Huh. Well, that was certainly not somebody he’d have expected. In the past him and Lewis had comforted each other after bad races, but they’d never actively sought each other out if one of them was in their driver’s room. Being in the driver's room was the unofficial sign for wanting to be alone, and usually they respected that. If Lewis was here now, that probably meant he’d somehow found a way to turn this into a couple goal mission video. Which George absolutely was not in the mood for. “Go away. I don’t have the patience for cameras right now.” Lewis’s confusion could be heard through the door. “Cameras? What are you talking about?” George sighed. Apparently, his teammate wouldn’t let this go. He stumbled to the door and pulled it open, ready to tell whatever editor or admin to bug off – -only to find himself just ten centimeters away from Lewis’s face. Well, not his face, because he was twelve centimeters taller than Lewis, so there was only air on his eye level, but Lewis was still very close. And there were no cameras in sight. George cautiously peeked around the corners, but none were hiding there either. That was unexpected. Lewis looked rather confused and took a slow step back. “Are you okay?” George sighed and shook his head to himself. “Yes, I just … never mind. What are you doing here?” “I heard about what happened and wanted to check on you.” “Why?” Lewis tilted his head. “Because that’s what people do when they care about someone?” Another sigh escaped George. “You don’t have to do this, you know? There’s no one there. You don’t have to pretend as if you actually like doing all this stuff that we do in order to win this award.
Charles/Pierre
we should just kiss (like real people do) by @chaesonghwas | G | 4.9k Office worker!Charles brings Pierre his childhood bestie as his fake boyfriend to the corporate Christmas party who ends up following him to his family's Christmas party and acts a little bit too much like a real boyfriend, totally shameless about loving him. I loved this!
"YOU'VE BETRAYED ME!" Lorenzo continues, not fully out of his shocked state, "You're making me owe money to Arthur, Charles. Arthur. " "I bet you fuckers wouldn't get together until next year at least, oh my God." "You shouldn't have bet against us." Pierre shoots back, pulling Charles towards his body, who can only stare at him with wide eyes. "You, shut up. You're not my brother-in-law until you pay me back."
show me who made you walk all the way here by @yukierres | M | 36k F1 driver Pierre meets a cute guy at the hotel during the Monaco GP, the said cute guy turns out to be the Prince of Monaco who's trying to come out by having a long term partner. Pierre's trashy ex knows he's gay and is going to sell that info to the press. What 2 better candidates to fake date!
Charles squeaks down the phone. “Pierre,” he scolds. “Arthur is still in the room next door. We are not having phone sex!”
strawberries & cigarettes (always taste like you) by @duquesademiel | M | 21k Influencer Pierre and F1 driver Charles who once fake dated for PR go on a free sponsored vacation together as a couple. Charles making occasional appearances on Pierre's PR posts to boost engagement. Pierre his fake boyfriend on whom he has a very real crush. Both Pierre and Charles take the trip as an opportunity to live the boyfriend experience they think they won't ever be able to have with each other. They both try to show interest while feigning interest at the same time, trying to make the most of the time they're spending together.
Kimi/Seb
Fiancée for Hire by @kimisicecream | T | 27.5k Kimi Räikkönen needs a male fiancé to convince his family that he's really bisexual, Sebastian Vettel's main sponsor for his Formula 3.5 series just dropped him for Lewis last minute and needs to find a sponsor asap otherwise he won't have enough funds to continue racing. Luckily there are companies who are dedicated to find people fake fiancés, through whom Kimi will get a fiancé and Seb will get his money.
“Hm. Let’s see… Candles, my favourite music, Italian food… Are we having that proposal date we made up for the press?” “Maybe.” “I love it.” “We put a lot of thought into that date.” Kimi jokes. “Not bringing it to life would be a missed opportunity.” Seb chuckles. “Yeah and now we don’t have to lie about it anymore!”
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fanfictionsworld · 4 years ago
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Hi, your writing is absolutely wonderful 💖 Could I please request/ask for some headcanons with a reader who doesn't want to sit on yandere Sebastian, Grell and Claude's lap (Separate) since she's a bit chubby and is kinda insecure of how she looks like me (Believe me, people are just brutal when it comes to those sort of things 😭😒) Hope I didn't make you sad and if I did, I'm really sorry TvT
Hi thank you very much for the compliment i am glad you like my writting means a lot to me.I know how it is as chubby person my self.People have no disregared for others feelings about this i hope you get revenge on people how told you that❤❤🤗🥰💖💞
1.Sebastian Michaelis
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Sebastian came in to your room after a long day of work.The man was tired of everyone.He just wanted to relax and have you in his lap so he can pet your hair.
As soon as he tried to set you on his lap you stopped him.He was confused as why do not you want to sit on his lap.
He will ask you but you would be to shy to tell him thinking he will make fun of you.
He will plead for you to tell him why not.
As soon as you told that you are insecure of your weight he will start saying how he does not care he loves you for personality more than your looks(not that he thinks that your ugly).He will tell you that he loves your ass and that he very much would like to slap it once in a while.❤🖤
2.Grell Sutcliff
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One thing this Queen loves about you is your chubby body.
To her there is nothing wrong with having a littel bit of extra weight it only means your very healthy(as a nursing student i am telling you that it really protects your body and it means that you have a good immune system)
She came back from work all tired and strested and only thing she wanted was to cuddle you.She was about to jump on your body but you moved and she hit the empty side of bed.
She asked whats wrong at first you did not wanted to tell her but she kept begging and begging so you told her what is happening.
She will comfort you throw compliments at you and flirt by telling how beautiful your body is and she wisphered some dirty things in your ear so that she can make you fell better.❤🤍
3.Cladue Faustus
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I think personality that as a bigger guy he would like a thick girl.He will not ofcours say it out loud but it is true.
He loves having you on his lap he like feeling and squizing yout thighs they are just so good to feel under hes hands.
He also loves lying between them and snuggel after a long they of work.
Just know that your thighs are his favourite part of you and that squizing them leads to something more.💛🖤
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thefanficmonster · 4 years ago
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Know No Better
Streamer Gang & Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Swearing
Genre: Platonic Fluff, HUMOR, Crack, RPF (Real Person Fic)
Summary: A game of Among Us with this gang can never go without a halt for some spit-fire accusations and bickering, but throw their mutual friend Y/N in the mix and the chaos flares up twice as intensely.
Requested by my dear friend @thelittleplantlover  Hi darling! Thank you so much for being such a loyal reader and never shying away from giving me your full honest feedback. You are an amazing person, a lovely friend and a mutual I’m glad I gained on my Tumblr journey. Love you with all my heart, Vy 💕
“Yo, sorry I’m....late“ Charlie’s eyebrow raises as soon as he enters the Discord call, almost half an hour after the scheduled time due to difficulties with his wi-fi connection. However, neither his presence nor his apology are acknowledged, seeing as how he wasn’t even heard over all the shouting going on in the call. “Um, what’s going on here?“ He asks no one in particular, aware that he probably won’t get an answer. 
Surprisingly, though, someone does answer him - Sykkuno. “Hey Charlie, welcome. You missed a whole round and a whole debacle between...” The yelling voices give a clear idea of who this debacle is happening between: Rae, Corpse and Y/N. “Yeah, you can probably tell between who.”
“Yo, is that Y/N? Dude, I haven’t heard from you in so long where’ve you been?“ Charlie exclaims, eyebrows raising in delighted surprise, “What are you arguing about? Imma argue with you.“
“You don’t even know what we’re arguing about!“ Rae snaps, scaring the ever-loving daylight out of the newcomer that all but shrinks a bit in his seat, “These are matters the three of us have to deal with!“
You see, Charlie’s not one to press his luck - definitely not when the sweetheart Rae lashes out like that, reminding him that the impossible can be possible if you’re a strong enough believer - but right now, seeing as how he isn’t playing yet, he’s thirsty for some amusement even if it comes with the price of being verbally beat and battered by the currently bickering trio.
“God bless the day you three actually manage to deal with something by yourselves.“ He snickers, half-hoping Rae wouldn’t hear him. Actually, it’s more one third hoping she wouldn’t the other two suggesting otherwise. Adding gasoline to the fire - it’s basically in his resume at this point.
The reply he receives is not even oriented around his statement and it doesn’t come from Rae - whether that be a blessing or a curse - but rather from Y/N. “Charlie, help! Corpse and I are being wrongfully accused over here!“
“There’s nothing wrong about my accusations! I heard you bribing Corpse into vouching for you, you impostor!“ Rae spits out the word as though this argument is a real deal and not just them throwing a collective tantrum as they usually tend to do.
“He asked me for immunity in exchange for keeping his mouth shut! I never offered it to him!“ Y/N argues back, “Not my fault he’s a corrupt crewmate!“
“You were about to accept the offer though! Who does that?!“ Rae’s not giving up her ground either.
“Anyone! All of you know you would’ve accepted the offer had you been the one to be proposed it!“ Y/N whines, reminding themself and everyone else that they are not a very argumentative or confrontational. The only time they can be caught butting heads with people is as a joke, among this very group of people and over something as small as a bribery in Among Us. “And why is no one going off at Corpse for this? Why am I the villain here? Um, hello?! I’m an impostor, I’m supposed to be evil. One of your own betrayed you, and I’M your biggest problem?!”
“I’d like it if you didn’t get me involved...“ Corpse inquires shyly, as though fearing he too is in for an outburst from Rae if he dares oppose hers and Y/N’s statements.
Unfortunately for him, he’s attacked by their joined forces with a: “YOU STARTED THIS!” Shouted at him in unison. Just like Charlie, he too shrinks in his seat.
“Hey Toast.“ Charlie nudges one of his friends, one he hasn’t heard from for the entirety of his short time in the Discord call, “You there?“
“Sup man?“ Toast answers, unmuting his mic for the first time after approximately ten minutes of silence on his end due to this heated debate going on.
“Ten bucks says this goes on for another ten minutes.“ Charlie says nonchalantly, already planning the cheap dinner he’s gonna order with those ten bucks.
“Nah man, fifteen for fifteen minutes. These two have no chill.“ Toast says, taking a sip of his soda.
“You’re both wrong.“ Sykkuno interferes, “I’m putting in twenty for twenty and I’m starting a timer.“
“WHAT?!“
The three men sit there paralyzed now that the two sides of the battlefield have temporarily united once again to end them. Lord knows when Y/N and Rae unite, nothing good is in store for those who they’re up against.
“N-nothing...I was just announcing that...“ Charlie starts off, strategically reaching for the plug for his router, “...my wi-fi’s gonna disconnect in three, two...“
“DON’T YOU DARE!“
And WHOOP he’s gone. And so are Toast, Sykkuno and Corpse.
“I really can’t believe them sometimes.“ Rae grumbles under her breath finding the miserable number of remaining players once again gathered in the cafeteria after no one got voted out despite everyone knowing it’s Y/N.
“And here I thought Charlie would back me up.“ Y/N sighs disappointedly, shooting a brief look at their chat, “Hell if I ever trust him again.“
“Look at the bright side though!“ their friend, moments ago opponent, hurries to comfort them as though their argument never happened. Technically, it really didn’t. “He’s at least not gonna get those ten bucks he sounded so confident in getting.“
Knowing Charlie, losing a bet will most likely leave him feeling torn, but hey, much to his comfort, he was the closest in guessing the duration of the arguing. You win some and you lose some, this time he’s done neither. But he will get an earful from Y/N at the first given chance they get, which he’s grown used to over the years, being the one knowing them the longest. What he’s still trying to get used to is how much they’ve clicked with his friend group. Never did he imagine his socially awkward and shy friend would steal all his friends and literally wrap them around their little finger. Truth be told, amazement aside, he’s quite proud of them for it.
Yes, of course he’s gonna try bringing this up when they open fire on him as an attempt to calm them down. Yes, he knows it probably won’t work. But also: yes, he knows what will. Cause that’s what best friends do - they know. However, they should also know better than to bet on their friends.
 But come on, it’s Charlie and Y/N we’re talking about over here - neither of them know any better. Hell, no one in this gang knows better. That’s what makes them so uniquely and wonderfully chaotic. 
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artsbysakurachan · 4 years ago
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Yet Another Crazy Kuro Theory (This one's a real doozy!)
Sebastian's obsessed with cats because he's an alien...
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QUIT YER BITCHING DEMON! DON'T MAKE ME PUT YOU IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN!! *muffled outraged demon noises* Sorry about that... Sebastian's an alien. No, really. What is an alien lifeform? It's a lifeform that is not indigenous to planet Earth. Demons aren't indigenous to Earth, they're (presumably) indigenous to the Hell Dimension which makes them, technically, aliens. So now that we've cleared that up, what does that have to do with Sebastian's cat obsession? Strap in cos we about to do some science! Do you own a cat? If so, look at your cat right now. Look at your cat and realise that this adorable little carpet shark is using manipulation and mind-control on you and that cats have doing this to humans for thousands of years. This is actual scientific fact.
A vast majority of cats carry a parasite called toxoplasma gondii, a parasite that makes mice really brave. Instead of being afraid of cats because of the whole apex predator thing, rodents infected with toxoplasma gondii will absolutely step to a cat. They'll get eaten but they'll go down fighting because the parasite controlling their tiny mice brains is telling them that they want to go out like they're in a Die Hard movie. #ThugLife When a cat eats an infected rodent, it too becomes a host to the toxoplasma parasite which it can then pass on to humans. In humans this parasite behaves a little differently, so don't worry it won't make you want to challenge a lion to a death match because it looked at you disrepectfully. However, it will make you less risk averse in general and it will make you like cats more than you did prior to infection. Not all humans are infected with the cat-loving brain worm however, which is why we still have dog-people even though dogs are clearly the inferior species >_> Like I said, cats have been doing this to humans for thousands of years. Of all the animals that humans have domesticated, the cat is the only one that serves no real purpose that wasn't already being taken care of by other domesticated species. We don't eat cats, we don't use them to hunt, we do use them for pest control (rats, mice, etc) but dogs can do the same job just as well if not better because they can eliminate larger pests that cats won't touch. We didn't domesticate cats, they domesticated US! And they've spent the last several thousand years convincing us that we're happy about it while treating us like dirt most of the time.
No shade though, I have three cats and I am happy with my life of mind-controlled servitude and my cats are not forcing me to type this sentence under duress. Also I do not have an angry demon locked in my basement so he can think about his attitude problem.
So, cats are our overlords and evolution has given them the perfect tool with which to continue their fluffy reign of terror. But, not every human is infected with this parasite and not every human is susceptible to it. Evolution likes to have an exit strategy in case of biological dumpster fires so there's always some kind of immunity floating around out there and even humans that aren't immune can still build up a tolerance for biological shenaniganary. But Sebastian's not human so he presumably has no such tolerance. Sidenote: This is probably why actual aliens don't come here, because our germs would kill them. And also because humans are terrible, just sayin' Because Sebastian's an alien with no tolerance to the cat-loving brain trojan, he probably became infected the first time he ever saw one of these fuzzy terminators running fades on the local bird population and now he's...a little obsessed. Not to mention that his "alien" physiology might cause the parasite to behave differently, turning him into the crazy cat-demon we all know and love.
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bronanlynch · 4 years ago
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(bi)weekly media update
apparently I just. do these every two weeks now huh. sorry to the tuesday again no problem extended universe crew for being unable to keep to a consistent schedule
listening: Curses by The Crane Wives, a band that I just started listening to but I like their sound, nice and fun and folksy, lots of songs with ominous lyrics that are good on fanmixes
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honorary mention to the new Lil Nas X song because we are all love the new Lil Nas X song, it’s a bop, it’s been stuck in my head on and off ever since I heard it, and I am not immune to sexily blasphemous music videos
reading: finished Smoke & Ashes, the most recent book in the Kate Kane series that I talked about last week, and I enjoyed it a lot but there sure is a cliffhanger and afaik no set release date for the next one. it’s pretty angsty but does have lots of nice moments of hope, and some discussion about recovering from both depression and alcoholism that I appreciated.
also read more romance novels, and I appreciate that Cat Sebastian, like KJ Charles, knows how to write about rich characters while making it incredibly clear that hoarding wealth is morally indefensible. it’s like the “wow, cool robot” thing where I want to be told that I’m right for disliking capitalism/imperialism/the military industrial complex, but also I do very much want you to show me the cool robot (hot rich prettyboy in nice clothes)
also finally started Harrow the Ninth today, so I’m sure I’ll have more to say about that next time
watching: speaking of “wow, cool robot,” watched a little bit more Turn A Gundam, which sure does have some cool robots. also some gender. the main character crossdresses to like, hide their identity for fun complicated spy reasons and it’s not treated as a joke or anything? it’s just a thing that they do? and no one comments on it beyond when they were like “hey you have to wear a dress to this event because the people from the moon think our mech pilot is a woman and they can’t know it’s actually you because they still think you’re working for them”
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absolutely hate that the guy on the right is just wearing a normal boring suit though like. c’mon man
Zan and I have been watching The Falcon and the Winter Soldier aka the sambucky show each week and my review so far is. well it’s about what I expected. the first episode was incredibly slow and kinda disappointing (Sam and Bucky never interact! the fact that Bucky might maybe miss Steve is never brought up, not even by his therapist, who tbh gives me incredibly bad vibes! if my best friend and the only person I knew from my past fucked off and left me alone to deal with my trauma in favor of ruining the life of a woman who’d moved on from him, I’d be pissed!) (for the sake of not being angry all the time I pretend Steve died instead of did That).
the second episode was more fun, more happens, there’s some incredibly heavy-handed corporate queerbaiting mixed in with some actually nice emotional moments (this article and this thread by the same person have a pretty good summary of All That). the handling of race, uh, could be better tbh. I appreciate what they’re going for, and to be fair the whole show isn’t out yet so it could get better (since some of the problems are tied to, y’know, the overall political problems, i.e. the fact that the villains are a group of people, led by a Black woman, who hate borders and illegally deliver medication to refugees which is somehow a bad thing, I kind of doubt it). but there is something about the way they’re making a Black man the mouthpiece of American imperialism, and the way that the new (white) Captain America who takes the shield when Sam doesn’t want it has a Black girlfriend and a Black best friend who, so far, have mostly just given him motivational pep talks, that doesn’t really inspire confidence. (this article and thread are a good overview of that aspect of the show)
also, I think it’s very funny when people are like “well you can’t say anything about the show yet, only two episodes are out” like. first of all lads it’s a six episode show, a third of the content is a decent chunk to use to form an analytical opinion, and second of all, if something strikes you as Not Great, you’re allowed to feel that way and say that, you don’t have to wait to see if there might be some twist or context that makes the thing you didn’t care for great and fine, actually,
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(when we watched the first episode, the immediate next thing we did was watch Winter Soldier and I was pleasantly surprised how well it holds up. not perfect obvi but still a solid movie, and the music does fuck)
also watched this very neat little video essay on Victoriana costuming and like, why so much media is set in the Victorian era, and started the c-drama Word of Honor which I’m sure will either be in a future post or just. something I start blogging about normally
playing: the weekend before last was the Beam Saber season finale, which I’ve already posted about quite a bit because it was fun and I love to play games with my friends. played a very fun game of Things, Eldritch and Terrifying by S. Gates this past weekend. it’s a very fun game, with very easy-to-follow rules and lots of helpful adjectives and scene starters, and also just conceptual it slaps (one person is an eldritch terror, the other person is the human that they’re courting. there’s a variant where you play as a vampire. it slaps). we made it uh, more of a rom-com than a horror story but I had a very good time, we told a very cute love story, and we’re gonna try again to make it more horror-y next time.
also I finally started Brigmore Witches and it’s very good and fun. my one complaint is that I want the Whalers to have names, because I enjoy the bit at the beginning where you can eavesdrop on them and some of them are concerned for you and some of them are fucked up about the Overseers invading their home and some of them want to fucking betray you. also, I didn’t realize that the very beginning when you fight Corvo is a dream sequence so I spent the whole fight being like “wait why does he get a gun and I don’t, where are my powers, wait aren’t I supposed to lose this fight for Plot Reasons why is he dead.” also, fucking love the favor that lets you dress up as an Overseer to get into the prison. I do love a good disguise mission
making: citrus chicken (from a cookbook so no link), plus some citrus-y root vegetables. very good if you like orange.
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writing: nothing I can share yet for ~zine reasons. yes I have several fandom event weeks coming up that I want to participate in, no I haven’t written anything for any of them yet
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iplaymatchmaker · 4 years ago
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Wahhh your prompt matchups are such a cute idea! May I please request one for Ikevamp, with the prompts 5 (this sounds so interesting! Can I perhaps get Cinderella—balls make me soft) and 8 (i don’t drink, so my suitor would be the drunk one)? Take your time with this please, and take care!
Pronouns, MBTI, and Hogwarts House: I go by she/her, and I’m an ENTP-T Gryffindor (if I had the choice, I’d choose Slytherin tho).
Hobbies & Passion: I love English Literature (and general history), and I’m working to gain a PhD in the field as I’d love to talk with likeminded people about literary works. I also enjoy various sports, especially dancing, and baking, and writing... it’s hard to narrow down since I get distracted by other activities easily (Entp tingz)
Likes/Dislikes: I value honesty in relationships, even if the statements might be negative. Also, I like people that won’t disregard my physical boundaries—it takes me some time to accept physical affection from someone, but once I do open up, I can be vvv snuggly (if the other person is comfortable with it ofc). Beyond that, I believe you can work around lots of traits in a relationship if they aren’t too earth-shattering.
Attitude towards other people: Towards my loved ones, I’m very playful and loud, and I enjoy teasing the shit out of someone. While I’m blunt, I try to be softer around the people I love. I care a lot, so I can easily appear overbearing and annoying, I’m sure.
Towards strangers/acquaintances, however, I’m extremely critical, stubborn (except when someone actually brings a good argument), and argumentative (and it depends on my respect for them how harsh I will be). Mostly quiet, serious, and quick-witted. If my friends are around me tho, strangers will catch a glimpse of how loud and playful I can be.
Thank you so much for this in advance 💜💜💜
I match you with
Sebastian!
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 Thank you so much for requesting! I’m sorry it took so long! I got a little carried away with the prompts, but I hope you like them. If I ever write a cinderella AU for Sebby, we will all know the origin story.  I based the second prompt off of the first one, which has a meet cute vibe to it. I know you didn’t request that, but it sort of happened as I was writing 😅. Anyways, thanks again, I really hope you enjoy this!❤❤���
To be honest, after reading your ask, the beautiful token human butler was my only option. While many of the residents could probably match your wit, Sebby is the one who would actively challenge you.
When you first met, you two wouldn’t stop bickering. Comte considered splitting the housework so you two would have to work together as little as possible, but neither of you are about to give up on your daily arguments. There are still points to be made.
Despite how your relationship looks like from an outsider’s perspective, you both do enjoy each other’s company, even if you have convinced the rest of the mansion of the opposite. Sebastian enjoys having someone around who will question him, helping him improve in the process, even if he won’t admit to that.
It doesn’t take long for you to come across his obsession love of history. You may come across a certain notebook, but neither of you shall ever speak of that again.
After that fateful day your conversations shift towards the topic of history. After living in a mansion full of geniuses for so long, with only a notebook to share his fangirling admiration with, he is very excited to have someone to share his discoveries with. You two can often be heard comparing historical figures, trying to conclude who was more impactful in the long run, while somehow managing to cook for the entire mansion in the process.
When you two grow closer, you get more comfortable, allowing him to witness another side to you. And so the teasing begins. You can’t help yourself. Despite how put together he looks, he is not immune to you. His reaction is especially picture worthy when you flick him for the first time. His eyes wide with shock, gloved hand rubbing his forehead. It’s impossible not to laugh. Even Comte, who happens to be present, can be heard chuckling/
 Prompt 5: Fairytale AU:
When you entered the ballroom, all eyes turned to look at you. You hoped the eye catching dress would work in your favor later. You sighed before descending down the stairs, eyes scanning the room for the prince. This was the chance you had been waiting for. The chance to get away from your stepmother. All you needed to do was convince the prince you were special, special enough to consider marrying. Being an option would be enough to earn you a fresh start.
When your eyes fell on the young man, you discreetly made your way towards him, waiting for the right moment to strike conversation. When the music started playing, you saw him looking around for a partner. You moved swiftly, before more ambitious women noticed.
“Care to dance?” you looked him in the eye, determined to achieve your goal. He smiled before putting his hands around your waist, guiding you to the dance floor. Everyone’s attention was on you. You were worried one of your step sisters would notice you, despite you best attempts to disguise yourself. You needed to get him away quickly.
“I was surprised to see a prince look so lonely in a room full of people.” He didn’t seem to hear you, his gaze seemingly somewhere far away.
“Um, sir?” he didn’t reply. When the song changed he pulled away, head dipping once before walking away in a hurry. You stood there, alone, discarded by a prince himself. He hadn’t even batted an eyelash.  Frustration welled up inside you as you watched him walk away. So much time built up to this. Another loss.
“Would you mind giving me this dance?” a young man appeared in front of you, his hair a mixed shade between black and grey, depending on the angle you looked at it from. He seemed anxious.
“Sure.” You couldn’t hide the disappointment from your voice as he took your hand, the two of you falling back in line with the rest of the pairs.
“I am sorry I’m not the partner you hoped for. The prince is… not motivated to find a partner tonight.” His words were meant to be comforting, but in that moment you didn’t care about what the prince wanted. He was your ticket out and he had barely even looked at you.
“He could try to be more considerate. Some of us aren’t so privileged we can play hard to get.” You knew it was probably reckless to speak of the future king that way, but you didn’t care. It was over now.
“He is… complicated. But he did care enough to send me lighten your mood. Not sure how much of an apology that is.” The man almost sounded sad. You looked him over for the first time that night. He wasn’t dressed like the other nobles. Something about his face was familiar.
“Aren’t you the prince’s assistant?” when the realization hit you, you wanted to kick yourself in the foot.
“Yes. You don’t have to look so worried. I can’t blame you for your frustration.”  You couldn’t let yourself relax, knowing you had just insulted the prince in front of his right hand man.
“I apologize for my disrespect. I just…” your voice trailed off.
“Just?” you hesitated, unsure of whether or not you could trust him. That was when the song ended. You expected the man to walk away, but he led you to a less crowded corner of the room, not speaking up until you had some privacy.
“His majesty never agreed with this ball. It was his father who insisted. The pressure of an heir weighs heavy on his shoulders.” You had figured that much. A ball that gets organized with the purpose of finding a wife isn’t the most romantic start to a love story.
“We all have to make sacrifices. Marriage is more often than not, based on interest, not love.”
“So I can presume you didn’t come here today because of your feelings for the prince?” you nodded, knowing there wasn’t much you could do after all you heard.
“I needed an escape. The prince could have given it to me.” You were both silent for a few minutes. You almost thought the conversation was over until he spoke up again.
“Can I show you something?” he was offering you his hand. This was the first time you were meeting this man, you weren’t sure if you could trust him, but something about the way he looked at you compelled you to put your hand on his, allowing him to lead you away from the crowded room.
You ended up on a balcony, the entire city laid down before you. The noise of the party was completely drowned out, only your breathing interrupting the silence.
“It’s beautiful” in that moment you forgot about your step mother, the prince, the party. It was only you and the world before you.
“It’s a vast world out there. You don’t need the prince to show you your way.” Everything felt so simple. The stars were bright that night, lighting the city bellow, stretching for miles, as far as the eye could see. You felt you opened your eyes after a long time.
“What’s your name?’
“Sebastian.”
 Prompt 8: Drunk
It had been a few months since you met Sebastian. After that first encounter the two of you grew closer, arranging outings when you were free. But today was the first time you were meeting after you managed to leave your step mother, your own house and work finally secured.
“This would have happened way sooner if you had let me help you know.” He had offered his help countless time, but you refused to take an easy way out.
“Absolute show-off. You know, offering so much help to someone usually looks a certain way, especially to an outsider.” You leaned closer to him, batting your eyelashes to get the full effect. His face quickly turned beet red. You couldn’t help but laugh as he coughed, trying to regain his composure.
“You are the one making it look that way you know.” He took a gulp of his drink, avoiding looking you in the eye.
After some time filled with similar interactions, Sebastian was slowly getting considerably drunker.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you drink so much.” You looked back on the time you’ve known him, realizing you had never actually seen him drink before.
“I-It’s a celebration. T-That’s what pe-ople do.” His words were interrupted by a heavy amount of hiccupping.
“I think that’s enough alcohol for you.” You pulled the cup from his hand with ease, considering his limbs were practically jelly. “I wouldn’t have been offended if you didn’t empty the entire bottle.” You laughed watching him struggle to look you in the eye.
“I- I got it specifically f-or this occasion. It would be r-ude to let it g-o to waste.” You burst out laughing, unable to contain yourself as he fumbled with his words. Even drunk he was a gentleman.
“You should go to bed. Come one, up you go.” You tried to pull him to his feet, but his weight was just a little too much for you. “Come on, you can stay here for the night, but I’m not letting you sleep out on the balcony.” You looked at the view in front of you, feeling once again grateful you had found a house with one. It reminded you of your first meeting with him.
“Come on Sebby, don’t make me drag you there.” At the sound of the nickname, his body shot up.
“I’ve said not to call me that, it makes me feel like a child.” It didn’t shock you that this was the only thing he had said without completely losing to flow of his speech.
“You kind of remind of a child right now. So I think Sebby is quite fitting.” He looked at you for a good minute before the words registered. You watched as he pushed himself up on unsteady feet, his hand reaching up to catch your cheek. Despite his drunken state, his gaze was almost focused as he looked into your eyes. You couldn’t help but stare back, getting momentarily lost in the grey.
“I remind you of a child?” in that moment you thought of him as everything but a child, but you weren’t about to admit it.
“I think it’s time we both go to bed.” You tried to ignore the beating of your heart as you helped him inside, towards the sofa. You tried to let him down as gently as possible, helping him get a little more comfortable before draping a blanket over him. His eyes closed quickly, the alcohol finally getting the best of him.
“Goodnight, Sebastian.”
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agathaishot · 6 years ago
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Take Me Home Chapter 3
Summary: Hannah gets some unexpected news and she and Tammy have to figure out their new reality.
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Warnings: none
Pairings: Hannah Khoury/Tammy Gregorio, Tammy Gregorio/Sebastian Lund (Friendship) Hannah Khoury/Jack Sloane (Friendship), Jack Sloane/Leon Vance, others to be added.
A False Spring
Hannah wandered around  her kitchen, luckily she had managed to sleep some the night before. She could hear Naomi’s footsteps from the hallway, she was up and getting ready for school
“Naomi, get ready we have to leave in ten minutes” she called out.
As Hannah made Naomi’s lunch, happy that her new child had only made her sick once so far, and if she had to get sick again, hopefully would be after she dropped Naomi off at school.
“Mom, are you okay?”
“Yeah baby I'm fine why?” Hannah asked as she put a sandwich in Naomi's lunchbox.
“I heard you get sick this morning and you’re acting weird.” Naomi replied as has came up to Hannah.
“Just a lot on my mind baby.”
“When are you moving in with me and Dad?” Naomi asked, her face tilting up to look at Hannah.
“Baby we talked about this, your dad and I aren't married anymore, remember?” Hannah said as she brushed some of Naomi's hair back.
“That's not fair mom.”
“I know.” Hannah sighed.
“Go get your shoes we're about to be late.”
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As Doctor Mary Riggen walked in, she greeted Hannah, “Hey Agent Khoury, how are you doing today?”
Hannah who was sitting on the exam table, in the paper gown they had given her “Okay I think, I've been sick a couple of times but the exhaustion is the worse part.”
“Well those symptoms should hopefully die down in about a month for you.” Doctor Riggen said as she looked at her tablet “Your blood test confirms that you are in fact pregnant.”
“Congratulations. But I want to do an ultrasound today, both to confirm how far along you are, and make sure everything looks good. I see on your chart that you’ve had several miscarriages.”
Hannah nodded “I want to do as much as we can, I want a healthy baby.”
“Okay lean back then, sorry the gel is cold.” Doctor Riggen said as she adjusted the probe, “And there is your baby” she said pointing at a small blob on the screen.
Hannah felt some tears prick at her eyes, as she looked at her new child that was growing inside her.
“Okay Agent Khoury, you can sit up.” As she handed Hannah a towel to wipe her stomach off with.
“So you are seven weeks along. Everything looks good, try and take it easy in the field.” Doctor Riggen said as she made notes on the tablet. “I'm giving you a prescription for prenatal vitamins. I want to see you again when you are twelve weeks.”
The front desk will help you make a appointment and give you a copy of the ultrasound if you want it. Do you have any questions for me?” She said as she looked up at Hannah.
“I don't think so, but I can call if needed correct?”
“Yes anytime. We have a 24/7 line here. My extension is 482.” Doctor Riggen said as she left the room.
Hannah leaned back, her pregnancy seemed much more real now, even more than it had before. Her thoughts however were cut off by her phone ringing.
“Yeah Loretta.” She said as she answered it, listening to Loretta speak “okay on the way. I should be there in about thirty minutes. Have the team get started.” She said as she hung up the phone and moved to get redressed and go to the new crime scene.
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The sun beat down on the ally near Jackson square, the wind was picking up and pushing trash about. Hannah walked over towards the group of vehicles she could see, she pushed through the crowd towards Lasalle, who was waiting for her with her jacket and hat.
“Hey boss, Naomi okay?”
“Yeah, she’s fine, just needed to do something before I came in today,” Hannah replied as she pulled the jacket and hat on.
“So what do we have? And who found the body?”
“Tourists that were coming back from a walk about Jackson Square and found em” Chris replied as they walked towards to the crime scene.  
“Ah, Hannah there you are. We have Captain Gregory Hant he has multiple stab wounds including one to the chest, which I'm guessing is the cause of death.” Loretta said.
“But we also have some type of substance on the captain’s body. Sebastian can try and identify it when I get him back to autopsy.”
The substance was grabbed by the wind and blew towards the team as they listened to Loretta.
“It's okay I've already got a sample of it. I don't think we need to worry.”
“Thanks, Loretta. Street cams?” Hannah asked.
“Camera coverage is light here, I'll ask the businesses if they have angles here,” Tammy said.
“Great, Lasalle, you and I will head back to the squad room see what we can find out,” Hannah ordered.
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Hannah looked up at Chris “Ready?”
“Yeah what do ya got,” he replied as he entered into the center of the room.
“Captain Gregory Hant worked on the wharves, he was in charge of buying fresh produce for the Navy.” Hannah said as she brought up his file “recently however he's been accused of mishandling funds. Other than that his service records clean.”
Chris nodded “married with a four-year-old son. Wife said he's been distant lately, but was a loving father.”
Hannah bit her lip, “So, no clear reason to murder him?”
“I might have something” Tammy hollered as she walked in, “One of the cameras caught this near the time of death” clicking on her keyboard before gesturing to the screen. There was a man in a dark uniform and he came out of the alley a knife in hand before wiping it down and throwing it in the sewer grate.
“Was that a marine that just killed our victim?” Chris asked slowly.
“Looks like it,” Tammy said.
“Okay, Gregorio get with Patton see if he can find this guy somewhere else, get a better angle.”
Hannah said before turning to Chris, “Lasalle look into anyone who might have had problems with the victim, see if you can find who accused him of mishandling the funds”.
“On it, boss” Chris said as he headed to his desk.
“What about you?” Tammy asked.
“I'm going to the morgue for an update from Loretta,” Hannah said as she left the office.
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Hannah walked into the JPSO building, looking around for Loretta’s lab.
A warm dulcet voice came from behind her, “Hannah, here for an update?” Loretta asked as she came past her.
Hannah blinked out of her daydreaming, “Yes I am. What exactly are we dealing with here Loretta?”
Loretta gestured  as she made to the table, “We are dealing with a vicious stabbing. The killer wanted to cause maximum pain before allowing him to die. Captain Hant took stabs to his shoulder, both hips and grazes to his ribs and short puncture wounds to his legs,” the coroner pointed to the x-ray photos of the victim’s body.
“The causes of death is dissection of the aorta. The blow to the throats was postmortem.”
Taking a deep breath and pointing to the screen “The substance found appears to be mold of some type, he had also breathed it in shortly before death.”
“How can you know when he breathed in the substance?” Hannah asked.
“It was present in his sinus cavity but there was no inflammation so the body didn't have enough time to react to it,”
Hannah took a deep breath “What about the team? Do we need to be worried?”
Loretta shook her head, hair covered by the purple and tan scrub hat she wore. “No the team should be fine, the mold had degraded below the infective dose, and no one has a compromised immune system.”
Hannah paused in her pacing, “What about an unborn child. What would exposure do?”
“As long as the mother isn't infected the child should be fine. Why?” Loretta looked at Hannah, her dark eyes seemingly seeing through her.
“I'm seven weeks pregnant,” Hannah confessed, looking up briefly before dropping her eyes back to to the ground.
“Hannah that's wonderful!” Hannah smiled softly.
“What does Ryan think? He must be pleased.” Loretta said as she rounded the autopsy table.
“He doesn't know. I got pregnant the day before he signed the divorce papers. I'm not sure when I'm going to tell him or Naomi. Or how.” Her smile dropped as she explained the aftermath of it, her eyes still locked on the ground.
Loretta leaned her head to one side. “What do you mean?”
Hannah took a deep breath before starting “Ryan and I, really wanted another baby after we had Naomi, but I had five miscarriages after having her. The last one five years ago, came after I was at work, helping with this big op, I was almost three months along. That miscarriage was the beginning of the end for us. He blamed me for losing his baby.”
Hannah shook her head. “After the group made an attempt on my life and Ryan and Naomi were nearly killed. I sent divorce papers. He finally signed them but if he knows I'm having another baby. He’ll take custody the moment I give birth.” Hannah turned her head up to see Loretta “I can't make the mistakes I made with Naomi. I want this baby.”
Loretta pulled Hannah into a hug, feeling Hannah's body crumple against her before tears soaked her shoulder.
“Let's get you some tea sweetheart.”
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Sebastian walked into the morgue looking at a tablet “so I figured out what kind of mold it is. Did you know there's over a hundred thousand types? Which is kind of terrifying if you think about it.”
“Sebastian dear, what did you find?” Loretta interrupted him.
He looked up and found a slightly teary looking Hannah sitting next to Loretta both had tea mugs in their hands.
“Oh, it's Stachybotrys Chartarum, black mold. Unfortunately, it's kind of common, it likes damp and warm places.”
“So all of New Orleans,” Hannah groaned as she put her mug back on Loretta’s desk. “Let's head back to the office, see if the others have had better luck. Thank you, Loretta.”
“You're welcome dear. My door is always open.” Loretta said as she picked up the mugs and went to clean them.
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Hannah and Sebastian walked into the office together, while he split to the side to upload a map. Hannah turned to look as Chris, a questioning look on her face. “Did you find anyone with problems against the Captain?”
“Kinda. His brother in law, Sam Grady, has fought him several times, the last one two weeks ago, got the police called on ‘em. But he's out of town so he didn't do it.”
“At least not personally.” Sebastian pointed out.
“Also his second in command at the wharfs, Commander Lucas Thiy, is the one that filled the report against him. He's currently working on taking supplies out to a boat, due back in a hour. I'll pick him up then.”
“Okay take Sebastian with you for backup. And talk to him there, just in case.” Chris nodded and gestured for Sebastian to follow him out.
Hannah shook her head and went to see where Tammy and Patton where on finding the suspect.
She walked into Patton’s office “hey please tell me, you have good news.”
“Nope sorry boss, pretty quickly after the first time we see him that Gregorio found we only have a few more shots of him.” Patton said, shaking his head.
“Okay what are you doing then.” Hannah asked.
“I'm running with Gregorio’s help, my new program. It should be able to figure out our killer’s info. Like height weight that kinda thing.”
“Do programs that do that not already exist? And it can be mistaken by things like clothes and thick soled shoes.”
Patton gasped, “Not my program. It's written to take all that into account.”
Hannah turned to Tammy “And your doing what?”
“I'm trying to figure out his training. From how he walks and kills, I'm not thinking marine anymore.” Tammy replied her eyes glued to the screen.
“Okay I'm going to go start tracking the captain’s movements throughout the city the day he died.” Hannah said as she left the room.
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Tammy walked into the main office and smiled she and Hannah were the only ones left in the building.
“Hey, what are you doing” she asked as she sat on the corner of Hannah's desk.
“Trying to keep up with the paperwork that comes with being lead agent,” Hannah said as she lent back in her chair.
“Oh I never want to do more paperwork than I do now.” Tammy said with a laugh.
“So you want to get out of here. Dinner and a movie at my place?” Hannah asked softly.
“Naomi’s back with Ryan. It's just us.”
“Sure, let me get my jacket.” Tammy said moving back to her desk, before meeting Hannah at the door, the two walking out hand in hand.
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sunken-standard · 8 years ago
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Hello are you still taking requests? 5,7 and 93, please. Ignore this if you aren't :) thank you.
So this starts out one way, and then ittook a turn and I just… let it.  Because life does that.  Andbecause I need to stop erasing and rewriting everything I put down. So yeah.  It’s not in any ‘verse, though it could be a newone—Shit-We-Won’t-Tell-The-Grandkids 'verse, maybe.
“What do you mean you’releaving?”/ “Please, I’m begging you.”/ “I oweyou what?”
“Sorry, I’ll only be a second, Ijust need to grab a—is that my razor?” Molly stopped shortbefore she got to the medicine cabinet.
“Well I was hardly going to ruinmine just for my legs.  The blades cost £4each.  You’re dripping, by the way.”
“Bollocks,” she said, puttingher hand over the sink while she opened the medicine cabinet.  Shereally should keep plasters downstairs in the kitchen, since that waswhere most of the injuries in her flat occurred (very few of themactually hers), but it just felt weird and wrong to do that.
She heard the sounds of Sherlockgetting out of the bath behind her and clamped down on the urge tolook; she’d seen him naked a million times before (she was a doctor,not a woman, and modesty was for other people anyway) butnever with shaved legs and she was a bit curious if he’d gone anyhigher.  She was really a terrible person.
“Why are you bleeding so much? Did you hit an artery?” he asked, peering down at her hand.
“No, but I did take off part of mythumbnail with the cheese grater.  Don’t worry, I picked it out ofthe cheese, so no one’s getting any surprises on their pizza.”
“Shame, it’d be a bit like findingla fève in a King cake.”
“King cake.”  It rang a bell,but wasn’t something she could ever recall having.
“Mm.  French thing, for Lent. They put a figurine inside a cake and whoever’s lucky enough to findit gets to be king for the day.  Hardly worth the dental work, butthat’s the French for you.”
“Ah.  So was that for some case inFrance?” she asked, watching the blood swirl down the drain asshe washed the wound.  She always thought it looked pretty.  Andthat’s why they don’t let you out of the morgue, she thought toherself.
“No, family.  Fully one quarterFrench on my Mum’s side.  And Catholic, to boot.”
She turned to him with an expression ofmock-appal.  "A Papist?  The horror.“
He smiled softly as he looked down atthe plaster he’d grabbed, peeling the paper tabs off the sticky part. "I was even baptized Catholic, as far as that goes.  And I cansay the Rosary in seven different languages.  Came in surprisinglyhandy when I was in Eastern Europe.”  He used gauze to dab awaythe blood that continued to well up from the wound, then gentlyapplied the plaster.
Her breath caught at the weird, casualintimacy of the moment; she wasn’t used to being the one patched upand if she did need it, she always just did it herself.  She soughtdesperately to cover the things it was pulling out of her; she wasafraid she might do something stupid like kiss him.  "So whywere you shaving your legs?“ she blurted.
"Why do you shave yours?  I likethe smoothness,” he said with a straight face, then cracked intoa smile.  "It’s for a client.“
"What are you, Pretty Woman?”
“That remains to be seen, but onehopes.  When’s the last time you’ve been to a drag show?”
“Why would you assume I’ve everbeen to a drag show?”
“Jim Moriarty, with whom youwatched Glee, was your boyfriend and you’ve gone tothree gay weddings in the time I’ve known you.  Your femininity andsexuality are completely non-threatening and, work attire aside,you’ve got a strong sense of personal style.  Of course you’ve beento drag shows.  Also, I’m going to need help doing my make-up.”
The desire to kiss him evaporated andwas replaced with the desire to throttle him instead.  She settledfor a scowl.
*
“Well, I mean, Cher is kindof a cliche,” Molly said, following him to the bar.
“I don’t even know who Cher is,”he complained, gesturing to the bartender to get his attention.
“Of course you don’t.  Have younever been to a fancy dress party?  There’s always that one couplethat goes as Sonny and Cher because it’s 'retro.’  Though, I mean,more in the 90s than now, but old people still do it.”
“Wouldn’t know, I delete alltraumatic experiences.”
She rolled her eyes and ordered herselfa double bourbon on the rocks and got Sherlock something neon pinkwith a crazy straw.  He might delete it later, but she was going toenjoy that memory for a long time.
“Molly?!  Molly Hooper?!” Oneof Beyoncé’s back-up dancers appeared at her elbow.  "I knew itwas you!  I’d never forget that nose!“
She struggled for a second to place thevoice with a name, and then it hit her.  "Bassie!  How areyou?” she gushed, a reflex.  Sherlock cleared his throat.  "Oh,right, Sher—Shireen, Bassie, Bassie, Shireen.  I used to go outwith his flatmate Jim,“ she said, lifting her eyebrows toemphasize.  Sherlock stiffened next to her, then relaxed.  After all,it was five years ago and Sebastian had been cleared of anyinvolvement straight away, so it wasn’t like he was any kind ofthreat.
Bassie put his hand to his ample bosomand made a sad face, obviously in memory of Jim, then reached out toher, eyes and mouth going wide.  "Oh my God, though, do youbelieve it?  You did hear about it, right?”
“Saw it in the paper.  So sad,”she said as convincingly as she could.  
“I think he’s still outthere somewhere.  He always said he wanted to go to Thailand, I betthat’s where he is.”
Sherlock choked on his cocktail.  Sheand Sherlock were two of the only three people alive that knewexactly where Jim Moriarty was, and it was definitely notThailand.
“I wish he’d call me, I’d fly outfor drinks.  Any excuse, yeah?” Bassie went on, then winkedtheatrically.  "He was so down after you two split.  Oh my God! Did you know?“
She tittered and sipped her drink,aware that Sherlock was watching her like a hawk.  "Nope. Didn’t even know he was gay, let alone a criminal mastermind, hehheh.”
“Gay,” Bassie rolledhis eyes.  "Jim was above labels.  Unless it was Westwood orMcQueen, I am I right?“  He glanced behind the bar.  "Gotto dash, sweetie, I’m on again in ten with Lady HaHa and getting intothe latex to be one of her little monsters is murder.  Stickaround til the end of the night.  Please, I’m begging you.  I’m doing'This is My Life,’ never a dry eye in the house, you’ll die.  Textme, we’ll do drinks sometime.”
He was gone with a flurry ofair-kisses, leaving only a cloud of hairspray and Chanel in his wake.
“He’s really not that campy inreal life,” she said.  She remembered him as pretty reserved,actually.
Sherlock let the crazy straw drop fromhis lips, leaving a smudge of lipstick on the plastic.  "Mm. Wouldn’t imagine he’d get very far in civil engineering if he were. You never mentioned—"
“Isn’t that your client overthere?” she deflected, pointing to a random stranger.  There wasa lot she never mentioned about Jim, and it was going to stay thatway.
“What?  Where?”
*
“Oh bugger,” she said whenthe song changed.  It was a drag club; it was bound to happen.
“What?” Sherlock asked,perking up, no doubt on guard for another surprise social interactionor something actually related to the case.  "And why is everyonelooking at me?“
"The song.  It’s Cher. It’s like Rocky Horror, they always do something special for thevirgins.”
“How do they know I'm—”
She ignored him, swigging the rest ofdrink and slamming the glass down on the bar.  "Alright, let’sdo this.  You’re going to owe me.“  She took Sherlock’s wristand pulled him into the middle of the dance floor.  She wouldn’t beany kind of assistant if she let his cover get blown because he was acomplete knob that didn’t know a single song written after 1920, withthe exception of (and God only knew why) Ringo Starr’s discography. Besides, standing around all night in a club full of good-looking,well-groomed men that wouldn’t grope her or press theirawkward boners into her arse was just a wasted opportunity.  She’ddrink away her embarrassment later.
"Wh-what are you doing?”
“It’s not what I’m doing,it’s what you’re doing.  This song is for you.  Startdancing and act like you’re having a good time,” she shoutedinto his ear before she let go of him and went for it.
She felt like the hero in an actionmovie, running through no-man’s land and drawing the bad guys’ firewhile the other part of the team did the thing to save the world. She channelled every liquor-soaked night out after a bad break-upthat she could actually remember as she belted out the opening linesof 'Believe,’ using Sherlock as her prop, dancing against him andsinging to him and oh God there really wasn’t enough booze in theworld for this.
And then nothing in the world madesense because he started dancing.  With the music.  And lip-syncing. Perfectly; well-rehearsed.  
Oh, she was going to kill thatprick.  He did things like this to John all the time (and sometimesMary, and Greg once or twice, and his brother whenever he possiblycould), the tit, but she thought she had some kind of… immunityfrom it.  Sure, there was probably some reason he’d acted allclueless and then suddenly switched gears, the deception was all partof the plan, always was, but he could have at least trusted her forthat bit like he normally did.  
Suddenly the music and dancing and thewhole novelty of a case in a drag club didn’t seem quite as fun andexciting as it did five minutes ago.  She powered through the rest ofthe song anyway, dancing her way back to the edge of the floor andletting him have centre stage, just as he’d probably planned from thestart.
She didn’t know why she was hurt by it;it wasn’t exactly a rational or proportionate response.  Leaving wasnot a thing an adult woman would do, but she really didn’t want to bethere anymore.  It wasn’t like he really needed her for the caseanyway, he could internalize his own executive functioning for onceinstead of making someone else do it.
And then he was suddenly in front ofher, blocking her way to the front of the club.  "Where are yougoing?“
"Should be fairly obvious.  I’mleaving.”
“What do you mean you’releaving?  Are you not feeling well?”  He reached out to touchher forehead and she batted his hand away.
“I’m feeling fine.  Next timemaybe—” she cut herself off, pressed her lips together.  Shedidn’t want to have to shout over the music to explain it to him.  Itwasn’t worth it.
“Next time what?”
“Just, finish your thing here,”she said, then walked away.  She was only a little let down (thoughnot surprised) when he didn’t follow after her.
*
“Really hoped you’d make more of ascene,” Sherlock said breezily, coming to stand beside her atthe bus stop.  She’d only been there a few minutes, though she hadtaken her time getting there.  She needed the air to clear her head.
“What are you talking about?”
“When I humiliated you on thedance floor.  Thought you’d have a stronger reaction.”  Hewinced as he pulled off his wig, pins catching in his hair.
She had a feeling she was about to havethat stronger reaction with whatever he said next.  "So it wasall part of your plan.“
"Obviously.  Really though, Ican’t believe you thought I didn’t know who Cher is.  If I canidentify a gay man by his underwear, it’s a safe bet I know a bitmore about the culture.”
Wait, was he trying to tell hersomething?  Mrs. Hudson used to think—  But Molly’d never got thatvibe from him (then again, she hadn’t got that vibe from Jim, and,well), and there was Irene Adler and the other one, and he’d neversaid anything in all the years he’d known her, but they didn’t talkabout those kinds of things—
“No, I’m not gay, you of allpeople should know that,” he said, sounding slightlyexasperated.
“Me, of all people,” sheechoed flatly.  She felt like it was an insult of some kind and shewasn’t sure why.
He looked at her like he was trying tofigure something out, then looked away; she wasn’t sure what wasbehind that.  Whatever, it didn’t change anything.
“So why couldn’t you just tell meto 'make a scene’ when you gave me a signal?  I would have gone alongwith whatever.”
“Because I really did need you toleave and I needed it to be authentic.  Thought for a minute youweren’t going to.  Didn’t have a plan B this time, either.”
“Mm.”  She was beginning tounderstand why John reacted how he did sometimes.  Right then, shereally didn’t care about the case.  He’d obviously solved it, theside of good prevailed, hurray, and the only collateral damage washer trust.  It was like he delighted in finding the most convoluted,idiotic ways to get from point A to point B sometimes and it didn’tmatter who was in the way.
“You’re angry with me.”
“Not really angry, no. Disappointed,” she said truthfully.  Sometimes she didn’t evenknow why she invested the time in explaining and correcting his badbehaviour.
“And hurt.”  It was aquestion.
“A bit.”
“I’m sorry.”  His voice wassoft, sincere.
You always are, she thought withan edge of bitterness.  She shrugged.  It was a stupid thing to behurt over, anyway.  She just needed a bit of time to get over it.
They stood in silence for another fewmoments, until Sherlock finally spoke again.  "You said I wouldowe you.  I owe you… what?  Name it,“ he said quietly.
"Doesn’t matter, it was just athing I said.  You don’t owe me anything,” she said just asquietly.  She really just wanted to forget about it.
“I could put the wig back on andwe could go to a different club.  You like dancing,” he offered. He was only half-joking, but she could tell by his voice that herealized this wasn’t the kind of thing he could charm his way out of.
“Maybe some other time,” shesaid, trying to keep her voice neutral.
“Would you—ever… want to?  Godancing.  When it’s not for a case.  After you’re finished beingcross with me,” he said, looking out into the street.  He wasn’tlooking at anything, he was just avoiding looking in herdirection.
Any other time she’d wonder if sheheard him correctly, or what kind of angle he was working; she hadthe thought that the timing was too bad for it to be anything but asincere offer.  And the way he asked wasn’t the way he asked if shewanted to go grab something to eat after work or if she wanted to gowith him to see this or that new exhibit at whatever museum orgallery.  It was like he was afraid she’d say no and the rejectionwould actually mean something.
“Like a date,” she said.  Itwas more of a question.  She felt like an idiot for even asking, andmaybe it was all just wishful thinking again like the time she’dmisread things so badly before that party, but she couldn’t help butfeel like this time was different.
“You could call it that, Isuppose.  Wouldn’t be inaccurate,” he said, finally looking ather out of the corner of his eye.
Her pulse sped up and the part of herthumb she’d grated off throbbed uncomfortably; Sherlock was stillmostly (absurdly) in drag and the night was muggy and the streetsmelled overwhelmingly of wee and spilled beer.  It was about as farfrom 'fairytale’ as one could get.
“After I’m finished being crosswith you.  And you won’t do anything like that again.”
“I won’t.  I truly am sorry.”
“I know.”
They stood in awkward silence foranother few moments until the bus turned the corner at the end of thestreet.
“You’re not actually expecting meto take the bus all the way back to yours as a form of penance, areyou?”
“Tempting, but no.  You can usethat magical cab-summoning superpower of yours any time now.”
Sherlock gave her one of those soft,genuine smiles of his and, while making her stomach do the samelittle flip it always did, it made her giggle, too.
“I didn’t even get to make anyjokes about John Waters, RuPaul, or Kinky Boots.  So manymissed opportunities.  Guess you’ll just have to take another casethat requires High Drag.”
“Ah, no,” he said, swinginghis wig as they walked in the direction of the taxi rank.
“Can’t blame a girl for trying,”she said.
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thejourneymaninn · 8 years ago
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What he deserves (Januanders Day 5 – Anders and Hawke)
Anders x Male Hawke  (angst, fluff, happy ending) 
In the mountains just outside of Kirkwall, right after the Chantry explosion, Anders and Hawke discuss what happened – and their future.
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No matter how hard he tried, Anders couldn’t tear his eyes away from Hawke’s beard. It was full of dirt. Maker knows that was nothing unusual, Anders had lost count of how many hours he had spent picking the remnants of their dinner out of this bushy affront to hygiene, but this time, it was different. This time, it was his fault. The ashes and gore in Hawke’s beard, the wounds on his arms, the exhaustion on his face. All of it – his fault.
“I am so sorry,” he began to – what, beg for forgiveness? For mercy? For love, knowing full well he should count himself lucky if even a single scrap of affection had survived? There were no words to make up for what he’d done, but he stumbled through them anyway, clumsily, hauling himself up his mountain of guilt in the desperate hope that there might still be a future at the top. “I…I can’t believe you let me stay with you. And…stayed with me. After I destroyed everything you cared about… I know I don’t deserve it, but I swear…”
“Anders.”
The way Hawke said his name, slowly, with that stress on the “An” and his jaw setting, Anders knew he was in for a stern lecture. He had feared those for so long, dreading the moment Hawke would finally realize how much of a burden he really was. It had taken him almost three years to finally understand that they were meant to console, not crush, that his lover never challenged who – or what – he was, but the way he doubted himself. This one would be different. This time, it would hurt. Reprimands. Hate. From the one person who had always supported him. Whose trust Anders had betrayed. He deserved it, every piercing word and insult. If Hawke hit him, that too, would be warranted.
But that wouldn’t make it hurt any less.
“The people I love are the only thing I ‘care about’, and you didn’t destroy them. Our friends are here, safe, sleeping peacefully in that cave over there. My sister is with them. Free. You saved her life. She would be dead if it weren’t for you. What you deserve is more than I can give you in a lifetime. But that is not why I stayed with you. I stayed because I love you.”  It was stated calmly, his voice not raised, his hands folded in his lap. And in his eyes, a flame that should have been snuffed by Anders’ deception. Still burning, with steady warmth. Still seeing him.
He had no right to hide the ugliness. Not after everything, not anymore. In the Gallows, he had been selfish, high on Hawke’s support, on the fact that he was still alive. Hawke, this man who had surprised him yet again, deserved more than that.
“Sebastian was right when he warned you I was selfish. I cannot rest until mages are free. I will never abandon my cause for you.”
“Good. You shouldn’t.”
“Hawke, I’m serious. I know I dragged you into this, but you don’t have to…”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence.
“You didn’t drag me into this, Anders. You helped me out of a hopeless situation. You know perfectly well Meredith called for the Rite of Annulment weeks ago.”
“I…I didn’t think you heard…” Anders stumbled through the words in little more than a whisper, all air knocked out of him by the revelation that Hawke had known.
“Of course I fucking heard, sneaking up and listening in on people are what I do. I would have thought you knew that, by now.”
“You didn’t say anything.” He wasn’t in the position to, but he couldn’t help sounding defensive. When Hawke had accused him of having the mages’ blood on his hands, he had known…
“Well, yes, because I was hoping I could fix this without you throwing yourself right into the line of lightning. Seems neither of us has learned much in the last three years.” Hawke sighed, his exhaustion clearly visible beneath the wry smile he sent his way. “I thought with my influence…people would listen. Turns out being the Champion doesn’t mean that much after all. I asked the Grand Cleric to intervene, to send word to the Divine, tell her what a dangerous zealot Meredith was. She refused to get involved. She didn’t care, Anders, not one bit. She wouldn’t go so far as to sanction it herself, but she would have let the whole Circle be slaughtered without batting an eyelid. That’s who she really was. I do feel sorry for Sebastian; I know she was like a mother to him, but I certainly won’t be mourning her. So you see, you didn’t drag me into this. I was right in the centre of this mess, sitting on my arse, pondering what to do while my sister’s life was at stake. If you hadn’t done something…”
A few pebbles came lose as Hawke drove his foot sharply into the ground. They bounced off the ledge, clattering into the abyss behind them. In the screaming silence that followed, Hawke met his eyes. “Why do you think Meredith ordered the tower searched ‘top to bottom’? You know as well as I do that she was looking for a reason. If she had found anything – a papercut, a handkerchief from a bloody nose - she would have annulled the Circle right there. Without anyone around to know or help them. You didn’t condemn them. You saved them. You saved her.” Hawke’s face lost its resolve, his eyes leaving Anders’ to stare at the ground. “I am sorry I didn’t make that quite so clear right when it…happened. In that moment, it was…a shock.” He lifted his gaze back up to his. “But now that the shock has faded, I am not sad to see the Chantry burn. It made my father hate himself. All those years of being free, and he was still a slave to the Circle’s teachings. He drilled them into Bethany, made her afraid of her magic, made her feel guilty for who she was. Two good people, and the Chantry filled them with nothing but fear and self-loathing.” There was a sad smile on his face as he cradled Anders’ face in his palm. “Three good people. Until one of them, the strongest one, the one I will gladly tell the world I love, decided it was finally time to do something.”
Everything he had ever dreamt of hearing, but it wasn’t all there was to it. He furiously tried to blink away his tears, tried to steady his choked-up voice.
“That ‘good man’ just started a war.”
Hawke didn’t let go of his face, didn’t waver. He just nodded, one curt, determined movement. “Sometimes, that is necessary. Not all that long ago, I was in an army that marched right into one. I’ve never heard anyone say that was wrong.”
“That’s not the same; the Darkspawn would have crushed us otherwise…”
“As the Chantry has crushed mages for a 1000 years. It was about time you fought back…we fought back,” he corrected himself. “It’s also about bloody time the rest of us finally stood up for you.”
“It’s not your fight,” Anders protested weakly. He had to give him one last out; he owed it to him.
Hawke heaved an exaggerated sigh. “You really need to work on your listening comprehension. As I said about thirty seconds ago, it is my fight. And as I said about ten minutes ago, I would come with you even if it wasn’t. My happiness was never in Kirkwall. It was always with you. All I need is your stubbly face, my dog and, if you insist, a cat….And well, my sister. I’m sorry, but there’s no way we can keep her from tagging along. She’s a Hawke; we are immune to no.” His gaze turned inward, a warm small playing about his lips. “My sister, the rebel. Finally telling the Chantry just where they can stick it. I must say, I like the sound of that.”
Anders found himself smiling back. “I don’t mind if she comes with us. I like Bethany. She always tried to understand me, to understand everyone…And she said I reminded her of your father.”
Hawke blinked at him, slowly, silently. And blinked again. And again. And ten more times.
“That’s…an image I did not need…Like my father…does that mean I…No,” he shook his head with a fierceness that resembled that of his smelly Voidbeast of a pet, “not going there. Let’s just…get some rest and forget you ever said that. We have a long way ahead of us.”
Anders bit his lip. He had to ask one last time.
“Together?”
Dirty or not, Hawke’s beard tickled the way it always did when he kissed him.
“Together. Always.”
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hamilficsfordays · 8 years ago
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New Beginning—Chapter Two: The New Normal
Disclaimer: I don’t know Lin, nor do I know any of his friends or family.
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Summary:  Alexa is first introduced to Hamilton, in its final preview weeks.
Rating: T
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The next morning, the Miranda household routine continued as usual
Vanessa was up first, off to shower before work, Lin up shortly after to cater to Sebastian’s needs. The house was quiet.
“I left plenty of milk in the fridge for the day,” his wife announced, coffee in one hand, a case file in the other. “but maybe try something solid. We bought that really expensive baby food and haven’t used it yet.”
Lin nodded, accepting her instructions as she kissed both her husband and son goodbye.
“I’ll see you later. Text me if anything happens.” she glanced down the hallway at the closed door to Alexa’s room. “I do mean anything.”
“It’ll be fine,” he reassured her. “Don’t worry.” With that, he kissed her once more before nudging her towards the front door. “Have a good day at work. Go be the lawyer this city deserves.”
As the hours passed, there was still no sound from Alexa’s room. A knock at the door pulled Lin from any concerning thoughts.
A man dressed in a UPS uniform handed him a large package with his name on it, but a return address in California that he didn’t recognize.
Upon opening the package, there was a small card at the top among an array of needles, tubes, syringes and a large case of medicine.
It was Alexa’s, a month’s supply of medication to keep her immune system under control.
He cleared a shelf in the fridge, placing the case of medicine in its own space.
A quick glance at the clock on the kitchen stove revealed that it was after noon and the teenager had not left her room.
Lin figured it couldn’t hurt to knock, but when he approached the door and did just that, there was no response. Another knock, the same result. He hesitated to open it, intent on preserving her privacy, but after a third knock, the hesitation had vanished.
The room was humid, the air conditioning off despite the excruciatingly warm temperature Alexa was still asleep, curled into the fetal position with her book, open, under her arm.
From the doorway, he could see her bruises had gotten worse overnight, her skin covered in purple blotches. She was in pain, no doubt.
He headed back to the kitchen, grabbing an unopened bag of mixed vegetables from the freezer and a dish towel, before carefully placing the bag across her ribcage. She groaned, both of her eyes blinking open.
“Well at least your eye has gotten better.” he pointed out, turning the air conditioning on before sitting in the desk chair on the far side of the room. “You know it’s after noon, right?”
“It’s also summer.” she reminded him, pulling the bag and dish towel off. “This is the first time I haven’t been forced to wake up at six am in like, a year. God forbid I take advantage.”
“Leave it,” he instructed, directing to the frozen produce. “It’ll help.”
She rolled her eyes. “How would you know?” She attempted to sit up then, wincing before settling back down.
“You’re not the only one who got beat up for reading.” he admitted.
Surprised by this confession, Alexa hesitated but carefully placed the ice back over her ribcage as she slowly sat up, resting against the headboard of her bed.
“Good.” he smiled. “We’re making progress. While we’re at it, it can get really hot in here. You should probably keep the air on while you’re home.”
She could feel the beads of sweat on the back of her neck, running a hand through her hair.
“I uh,” she paused, embarrassed. “I didn’t know how to turn it on.”
“Oh,” he was taken aback by this, but quickly tried to pass it off as normal. “Yeah, they probably had central air down in Alabama. No window air conditioners in sight. He glanced around the room. “We have a remote control for this one.”
Catching sight of it on the table, he tossed it her way. “The machine itself is kind of iffy but… the remote is pretty self-explanatory.”
“Thanks, I guess.” she placed it on her bedside table.
“So… V left for work a while ago and I don’t have to leave until four… are you hungry?”
“Leave for what?” she questioned.
“I have a show tonight,” he explained. “I usually like to get there by five.”
“Y-” she paused, recalling the memories from the day before. “Aren’t you a writer?”
“Writer… actor…” he shrugged. “Sometimes it goes hand in hand.”
“You’re performing something that you wrote?”
“Just a hobby of mine.” he teased, reminding her of the harsh comment she had made the day before. “So… breakfast?”
“Um,” her eyes glanced elsewhere, embarrassment on the rise. “Can I…” her voice trailed off. Though she was conditioned growing up to believe that the arts were an impractical and unreliable career path, she couldn't help but be curious about what being a successful artist looked like.
Not as if she would ever admit it.
“What’s up?” Lin asked, sensing her hesitation.
“Nothing, nevermind.” She adjusted the frozen bag slightly on her abdomen before lying back flat on the bed.
He paused for a moment, attempting to read her body language. He knew there was a chance he’d get chewed out for asking, but spoke up anyway.
“Do you want to maybe come with me?” he offered.
“I mean, if you’re forcing me.” she stated, not meeting her eyes as if doing so would force her to express emotion.
He nodded once. If that’s what it took to get her there, he could play along.
“Alright, we’ll leave in a few hours.”
-
The Public Theatre wasn’t that big, but the set of Hamilton seemed to climb far from the stage anyway. Having worked on the production for about six years, Lin was brimming with pride to see it come to life. He brought Alexa to the stage a few hours before their call time to show off the revolving turntables that defined the entire show.
“Shit, that’s like, so un-ironically hip-hop.” she noted.
“I know.” Lin nodded, hardly able to contain his excitement as it matched her own. “That’s what they’re supposed to be.”
He hopped off the stage while Alexa stood in the spotlight, briefly examining the view from the stage. He watched her face light up, how her presence seemed to shine. There, at center stage, was the first time he’d seen her genuinely excited. He snapped a photo of her from behind, careful not to show her face. He wasted no time opening twitter.
[@Lin_Manuel: Enter stage right: @VAMNit and I’s new pride and joy. Our foster daughter, Lex]
The tweet blew up immediately, prompting Lin to turn his phone off to begin preparing for the night’s performance.
“So while you’re here, let me introduce you to the cast of this like, so un-ironically hip-hop show.”
Lin brought her through the backstage area, passing by each dressing room and introducing her to each respective cast member. First Pippa, then Jonathan, Leslie, Daveed, Renee, Oak and a few female ensemble members before they reached one of the last dressing room.
He knocked briefly before opening the door.
“Hey Jas, I want you to meet—oh.”
They both stopped in the doorway, seeing both Jasmine and Anthony in the room, on the couch, sitting rather close to one another.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was interrupting.”
“What? No.” Jasmine pulled back, straightening out her hair.
“Nah, you’re not interrupting anything.” Anthony gave a polite smile.
It wasn’t hard to pick up that they were hiding something, and the teen noticed almost immediately. Still, she said nothing.
“Okay... well guys this is, Alexa. She’s staying with me and Vanessa. I was just introducing her to everyone.”
“Nice to meet you.” they both said at the same time.
“Hey could y’all maybe keep this on the down low?” Anthony requested, putting his arm around Jasmine. “It’s kind of early and we don’t want everyone on us about this yet.”
“I won’t say anything.” she finally said, glancing up at Lin. “It’s not my place to tell. I don’t know about him though.”
“I saw nothing.” he insisted. “Your secret is safe with me.”
When it came time for curtain, Lin had someone escort her to a seat in the middle of the third row. As the other seats started filling in, she was on her phone, watching the notes on Lin’s twitter post grow by the second. Most of them strangers, but occasionally the rare celebrity or a major news outlet would like or retweet it. She made a mental note to tell him not to ever reveal her identity on his twitter. The last thing she wanted was a slew of attention from strangers.
It’s not like she did anything to deserve it.
As the curtain raised and the music started, Alexa realized she didn’t know much about Alexander Hamilton, but as a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, she found him rather relatable.
There was applause when her father stepped into the spotlight for the first time, causing her to slowly sink down into her seat.
Having a foster parent that was even kind of notable was a new experience. It wasn’t a huge deal (it wasn’t as if they were on Broadway), but as the writer, composer, lyricist, and star of this show that appeared to be sold out, he’d be the first parent of hers who had any results come up during a google search of their name. A result that wasn’t a criminal record.
Still, the notion that she lived with someone that might get recognized on the street made her pretty uncomfortable.
She let the thought go, settling into the production.
The audience remained engaged over the three-hour production, laughing and crying respectively. It wasn’t until the final song that emotions began to run high towards the middle of the third row.
Company, except Eliza: The orphanage.
Eliza: I established the first private orphanage in New York City.
Company, except Eliza: The orphanage.
Alexa could feel her heart speed up as she heard the words for the first time. She could feel tears forming in her eyes as the song progressed, a sob eventually escaping.
At the end, the cast proceeded through their curtain call, lining up across the stage. The audience was on their feet, Alexa in tears as she stood, applauding furiously.
As she headed backstage, she made a beeline for Lin’s dressing room. He was having a conversation with the conductor for the show, when she hugged him, unannounced.
He hugged back, attempting to mask his surprise.
Alex could see how pleased his friend was. “Hey, I’ll just call you in the morning. Great job, man.”
“Yeah, you too.” Lin smiled, waving goodbye to his friend before turning his attention back to his daughter.
“Lex, are you crying?”
“I just… I wasn’t expecting that. I’m usually really good with history; I need to brush up.”
He hugged her tighter, kissing the top of her head. “It’s okay to feel emotional, it’s a really emotional show.”
“I’m not emotional.” she finally said, pulling away, wiping tears from her eyes. “I just wasn’t expecting it is all.”
“You don’t have to feel ashamed for having emotions.” He reminded her.
“I’m not.” she insisted a third time. “Not emotional, I mean. I’m fine.”
“Okay…” He knew bringing it up a fourth time would probably get her more irate than upset. He decided it best to just drop the subject. “Just give me a second to get my street clothes back on and we can take a cab home.”
“Okay,” she nodded, stepping out into the hallway. She turned to closed the door but hesitated before doing so.
“Hey, Lin?”
He turned his cell phone on, glancing up at her. “What’s up?”
“Thanks for taking me. I uh… I learned a lot. About the arts,” she paused. “And Hamilton.”
He nodded, reassuring her that he knew what she was trying to say. “I hope I at least opened your mind to other possibilities.”
She could admit that the idea of being a successful artist didn’t seem as impossible having seen it being done. A fact that she thought would be best to keep to herself.
“I’ll wait for you outside,” she confirmed, closing the door behind her.
-
As the summer went on, her creative break out slowly began. She would sit in the house of the Richard Rodgers Theatre in early July with her MacBook, slaving away on pieces that Lin would only catch glimpses during their twelve-hour tech rehearsals. Happy to see her productive, he wanted to encourage her even further.
“Hey Gen,” he caught her attention one afternoon during a five-minute tech rehearsal break.
She glanced up from her computer, giving him a confused look.
“Did you just call me Gen?”
“Yeah.”
“Like… Gene Kelly you musical freak?” she teased.
“You—” he paused, surprised at her words. “How do you know who Gene Kelly is?”
“How would I not know?” she shot back as if it was obvious.
“I mean…” he struggled to think of an explanation.
“I was in middle school chorus,” she explained. “My teacher liked playing older movie musicals on slower days. She was a big Singing in the Rain fan. We think she had a thing for Gene Kelly.”
“Oh.” He shrugged. “I mean it’s one of my favorite movie musicals, so I get it.”
“So Gen doesn’t mean Gene Kelly?” she confirmed.
“It’s short for genius,” he explained, sitting in the chair beside her. He glanced at the screen, eagerly following the words on the page. “What are you working on?”
She slapped the computer shut then. “It’s not ready yet.”
“You know, I would show my early work to family and friends all the time. It’s a great way to get feedback. It’s how Hamilton came to be.”
She sighed, her hands covering her face. “It’s not worth the attention.”
“Part of being an artist is being confident in your work.” he pointed out. “If you don’t think it’s worth the attention, it’s going to show.”
She shrugged, staring down at her closed laptop. “I don’t know.”
“How about this?” he offered. “You show me some of your work, I’ll show you some of my work. Unfinished, just like yours. You’d be surprised how long the writing process takes before it makes it to Broadway.”
“Or, you could see something I wrote and let me go to opening night,” she suggested, smiling. “I know you guys set a date for the first week of August, and I—”
“Lex,” he started, “I don’t think that’s such a good idea.”
“Why not?” her smile had faded completely, she was obviously upset with him.
“Listen, you’re free to see the show to any day after that, I just don’t think opening night is the best idea.”
“But why? You’re always saying you want to expose me to the arts more—”
“Yeah, by taking you to the Met, not opening night.”
Alexa didn’t respond, only glared at him.
“There’s going to be a lot of celebrities and cameras there and I’m not sure we’re ready to have you put in the spotlight like that.”
“I can avoid cameras.” she insisted. “I do it all the time.”
“Not to mention, during the after party, it’s just going to be you in a sea of drunk adults.”
“So?”
“So that’s not the best place for a sixteen-year old to be.”
She sighed, crossing her arms. “I’ve been around way too many drunk adults to be upset by them at this point.”
“V and I were going to hire a sitter that night.” he informed her.
“I’m sixteen, I don’t need a sitter.”
Lin sighed, running a hand through his hair. “Lex I don’t feel comfortable with you being there. You can stay home with Sebastian and the sitter. I’m sorry, but that’s my only offer.”
She rolled her eyes. “I’ll be sure to get plenty of writing done that night. Not that you’ll ever see any of it.”
“Okay everyone, back to places!”
The stage manager called for everyone to return from their break. Lin attempted to kiss the top of her head only to have her pull away before promptly returning to the stage.
Alexa opened her laptop, pressing on with her work,
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nibimatatabi · 8 years ago
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*shrieks*
Okay but like
HERE LET ME JUST
so I’ve always had Cassie be an only child BUT LISTEN UP FRIENDS
what if she has an older sibling? let’s say a brother because why not
and his butt goes to Hogwarts and he’s only a year older
and because I hate myself/my Cassie
He gets put into Gryffindor [hi yes my name is Nibi and this the story of why Cassandra should ALWAYS BE AN ONLY CHILD because this is going to BE AWFUL]
So now imagine for a moment my Cassandra who has met Maggie a year early and is kind of jaded because she’s afraid she won’t be a witch (even though she displays more magic early on than her brother does). And he’s always been a good brother, chivalrous and kind and daring. So y’know, A+ perfect Gryffindor compared to his sneaky, sly little sister who was called a snake-in-the-grass at age five (by him, none the less!).
So they move to London sometime the summer when her brother turns 11; so yeah, duh, Hogwarts. And little 10 year old Cassandra is grumpy because ‘I want to go HOME’ and her brother gets an owl, but she names her Sunshine anyway. And when he comes home for Christmas he basically cannot shut up about the school, and it pisses Cassie off, because she’s still convinced she won’t get a letter. So her brother tells her how amazing Gryffindor is, and how kind and accepting and how much he’s learned about the wizarding world and he’s making friends with all kinds of people (”Peter is muggle-born like me! And Kingsley wants to work for the Ministry like his Dad!”) and he’s just ‘aaaaah’ so excited. And he says something about Slytherins being jerks like all the time, and they use this awful horrible word to talk about muggle-born students and he hates them. But that’s okay - everyone hates Slytherins. They’re stuck up and full of themselves and think the world revolves around them and they all aspire to greatness.
“Well what’s wrong with that?” Because Cassandra is God’s Gift to the World Amen (no joke; she knows she’s special, she knows she’s good, she knows she’s going to be something - whatever it takes to get her where she wants to be, she has no problem doing). And her brother gets all annoyed and tells her that she doesn’t get it, since she doesn’t go there. And their parents have to break up the fight because CHILDREN WE ARE ON A PLANE.
So when summer rolls around, he’s smitten by his friends and is practically begging to get to see them over the break. Mother says ‘hell no’ because she doesn’t do magic at all, and Father is like ‘we’ll see; let’s include your sister though’ because she dogged them all around Diagon Alley while her mother just looked dazed and confused. When the owl arrives bearing two letters, Cassandra is overjoyed. She’ll be just as good, if not BETTER than her brother, so help her God.
So of course Big Brother introduces Baby Sister to Gryffindor Friends Kingsley, Peter, Remus, Sirius, and James. And that is how Cassandra meets Regulus because Sirius is just like ‘WAIT you have a little one too?!?’ And then the kids get unceremoniously kicked because ‘not enough space go sit with someone else’ and Cassandra glares at her brother and then just looks at Regulus with distaste like ‘how dare you.’ So he starts to walk away and she follows him because ‘no no I don’t do people well and my brother just dumped me on you so you’re stuck with me til we’re sorted.’
So this is how she gets introduced rather lackluster-ly to the rest of her house. Barty Crouch, Evan Rosier, Mulciber, and Avery in particular (guess who looks at her and goes ‘a good target’ - rhymes with Kevin, sounds like Hosier). So the train ride is kind of (very) AWFUL and by the time they get there she can’t decide if she wants to strangle these five boys or make friends with them (spoiler: it’s actually strangle them).
So her brother hugs her and tells her she’s going to make such a good Hufflepuff and she just kind of ‘what now?’ because she’s LITERALLY just sat with five Certifiably Slytherin boys so again: pisses her off. Cassandra still endures the whole ‘you don’t belong here’ bit but she’s a little too pissed off to care at that point because HOW DARE YOU since all her brother said about Hufflepuff is...loyal and kind. And she’s just like ‘I AM NOT KIND YOU FOOL!’ aka Disney Villain child over here.
So of course, she saunters on up to the sorting hat like she owns the place. And after three minutes the hat says Slytherin. And her brother is floored, so as she’s going over to the table he makes a ginormous arse of himself “BUT SHE’S MUGGLE-BORN! PROFESSOR SHE CAN’T!” and Cassandra’s mouth opens and she’s all kinds of pissed off and angry while her twelve year old brother is being jerked back down, but she tosses her head and stalks over to the Slytherin table which has gone silent. Dead. Silent. And she plants herself next to Regulus with all the fury a tiny 11 year old ballerina has. He moves away as much as he can because even at 11 she can be scary when she’s mad.
Cassandra is not welcome in the house. She is ridiculed. Right out the gate. Because her brother has ruined any chance of her making friends. Rosier and his lapdogs pick on her pretty much immediately, but she is fearless - at first. She snaps back at them and when the girls start to pick on her she still doesn’t cave. She just gets mad at her brother, who looks at her with pity and keeps pulling her along with him to make friends with people in his year.
This is how she meets Evanna and Lucile. Evanna, who becomes Cassandra’s best friend, and Lucile, who becomes like a sister. The three girls quickly become friends, even though Cassandra is still adamant that she doesn’t do people (’I have a cat; his name is Sebastian. There’s a reason for it’). By Christmas break, her brother pities her and she tells him right where he can shove his pity because he’s the reason she’s sitting with the two Ravenclaws and not the girls in her house like Kaylyn and Lucinda.
“I may have made a mistake with Cat...” because for whatever reason that has always been when he calls Cassie and it’s scary fitting with how cat-quiet she is and how sneaky she can be. And she also talks to her orange cat, who cannot stand him. Probably because Cassandra is furious with him for ruining any chance of making friends. “Shouldn’t she at least be friends with your brother, Sirius?” There’s a LOT of nervous laughter and Sirius kind of looks away just ‘eheh.’ “Did the hat throw my baby sister to the wolves?!”
“To the snakes,” Peter is helpful. Cassandra’s brother is not amused. When they get to the station, Cassandra’s brother is all helpful and cheerful and grabs his baby sister, hauling her away from Lucile and Evanna and literally dragging her to their parents, already trying to lie through his teeth about how good of a big brother he’s being.
“You literally ruined-”
“Ruined her appetite! I bought her too many sweets, so sorry,” and he won’t let Cassandra talk about school.
“Why are you being so mean? You’re not letting me tell Mama and Papa about my house,” she’s puffed up.
“Do you have anything nice to say?”
“Yes!” He doesn’t buy it, and tells them she’s a Ravenclaw - the smart house. Cassandra hisses at him, cat like, furious. But they’re still siblings and she’ll still bite someone’s head off for saying anything bad about him. Cassandra spends the break sulking and is glad to return to Hogwarts, where she can pretend her kind and charming and chivalrous brother doesn’t exist. It mostly works, until someone makes a snide comment about Delacroix and she hexes someone in her own house. Oops. That’s a week of detention. The only thing she learns from it is to be stealthier.
Big Brother keeps an eye on his Baby Sister and Cassandra learns that she can’t sneeze without a Gryffindor telling him.
By her third year she’s mostly immune to the comments. Her brother literally kicks Rosier’s arse in the hall for pulling his wand on her, and while she’s thankful and relieved that she didn’t have to get into trouble, she still chews him out. “I can handle myself!”
“Oh really? Four on one? Does that sound fair?”
“Mulciber and Avery are all bark and no bite. And if Black puts a hand on me you AND Sirius will crawl all over him - he’s not STUPID,” she realizes as she says that that oh God she’s just like every other girl in her house and crushing on Regulus. God. Dammit.
“And what if they weren’t?”
“Then you’re an idiotic boy for risking yourself fighting one of them!”
“Oh, you wouldn’t have helped?” Cassandra opened her mouth, closed her mouth, glared at her brother.
“Of course I would have. You’re my brother and I’d...” kill for him, to be honest. “Definitely hex a few people,” she also wouldn’t get caught, being a little Bambi-eyed girl.
So her third year rolls into her fourth, into her fifth, into her sixth. And her brother can’t keep them from beating the Slytherin out of her - they still manage to cow her down, to make her small, but when she’s not around her house she exists, she’s allowed to take up space. And while she vastly prefers Evanna and Lucile to her brother and his friends, she still gets drawn in (especially when Evanna starts dating her brother; lord God save her she stops talking to Evanna for a week). And then this is when Lucile and Remus start to date, and the result of Sirius dating Cassandra is both an irate brother and a jealous brother (Sirius is unaware of the latter, but Cassandra’s brother makes his displeasure known in the halls - loudly. “I don’t need my sister tangling with a BLACK, Sirius!” “Excuse me I’ve been adopted by the Potters!” “Oh good luck getting the to fly. She’s my SISTER!” “So? She’s sixteen! She’ll be seventeen in May!” “I don’t care how old she is! She’s my little sister! You can’t date her!”)
Her brother has wanted to be an Auror since fourth year, so that’s where he goes after Hogwarts - by the skin of his teeth as a muggle-born. And Cassandra keeps her relationship with Regulus totally under the radar. Right up until, you know, he breaks up with her because he killed someone. And then the cat is out of the bag and her brother actually goes to punch Sirius in the face because ‘why didn’t you tell me I could have stopped this’ and the poor Baby Sister is dragging her Very Annoyed Big Brother back into the house. “There will be NO punching of ANY Blacks I can take care of myself,” which has been a recurring theme throughout her life. “I can take care of myself.”
So she does. She can. Right up until Easter when her whole world falls apart. “I can take care of myself” because she can, Cassandra can take care of herself, she has to be able to take care of herself. Two years later her brother is killed by Death Eaters. Talk about a girl carrying a torch.
So when the Quidditch World Cup of 1994 rolls around and they’re being humiliated by Death Eaters, the little healer’s torch lights up and she is out for blood. Because she went to have a good time with Lucile, since Evanna was stuck at the Ministry with work but Lucile wasn’t, and since Richard Puffett was playing and she kind of liked to see her almost-not-quite boyfriend playing.
You bet your arse she joins the Order the following summer.
And the Battle of Hogwarts she is hella excited when she spots Avery. “Oi! Avery! Come at me, bro! Not so hot without your friends, are ya?” But she is, and she feels no remorse when a suit of armor falls on top of him. Which almost scares her, except she was a Slytherin. They have morals all in shades of gray. And she can take care of herself.
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