#Burt bad boy

[williamwheeler]

we talk a lot about how before blaine, kurt had never met another gay teen (who was out, that is), and how isolated that made him feel. but what about how the only gay person that kurt knew in real life (as far as we know) was sandy ryerson, a self-proclaimed “predatory gay,” that we're introduced to for the first by seeing him touching a student inappropriately

thinking about how kurt's crush on finn is twisted into some form of harassment even though we only saw him... what? sign him a song? staring at him a bit? introduce their parents to each other, surely as some sort of evil stratagem to get closer to finn and seduce him??? how is that worse than, say, finn – in front of god and everyone –singing i want jessie's girl while circling rachel, or coming up with a scheme to make quinn feel pressured into kissing him?

well i don't think it's worse, but, according to burt, since kurt “wasn't afraid to show” his crush, it makes it more justifiable for finn to sling around slurs (for what will unfortunately not be the last time)

and then kurt's interest in sam and desire to sing a song with him is somehow distorted into him “not understanding that no means no,” even though sam said YES! he ACCEPTED! no means no but sam didn't say it!!!!! and then burt, the one person who's supposed to know kurt better than anyone, agrees with finn, that maybe kurt is being pushy and “taking advantage” of poor sam

“so a gay guy can't be friendly to a straight guy without being predatory?” yes, kurt was attracted to sam and wanted to spend some time with him. but he would never force himself on him in any way. that doesn't matter, though, because even the people who are supposed to be the closest to him, who are supposed to see him for who he is, still don't get him. kurt's treated as if he has some sort of disease or if he's a threat; he's treated as if he's sandy ryerson

similarly, when blaine reveals his crush on sam to tina he feels the need to say “i'm not some predatory gay, so nothing's gonna happen.” and this makes me wonder if blaine has also had previous experiences of crushing on straight boys in the past, and if he was also ostracized for it. even if he hasn't, he clearly knows how society perceives a gay guy crushing on a straight guy

i just hate to think of these two lonely boys being isolated and mistreated for feelings that they can't control, that they don't even plan to act on, and being treated like predators for it

[glowingplant]

I threw some stuff at the wall until Rhydenach and Trahearne smoochies in Orr emerged <3

[the @magentameows watermark refers to my art blog, where this will be reblogged]

[rayvern-sheep]

I feel like i need to rewatch the first 3 episodes of season 2 again w/ this new info…

Or is this just smthn that was going on for this one episode. Cos istg…

[arolesbianism]

One thing that makes my life oh so hard is that I don't actually care for most of the popular dupes that much. I don't Not like them to be clear, I do like them, I just also feel like I'm staring at a color blind test whenever I see ppl talk abt their favorite dupes and everyone involved is obsessed with the same like 3 dupes that I just sort of like well enough and nothing more. Sorry women I don't actually care abt Bubbles that much 😔

[possessedmen]

Something Fishy

Burt and his son-in-law, Mark, had gone fishing at a secluded lake, the water calm under the bright sun. But something extraordinary was about to unfold on their small boat.

Burt, under the influence of an alien entity, set his trap in motion to invade the body of his son-in-law. "Fuck, Mark, come here," Burt called out with a voice that echoed strangely. "Got something you gotta see."

Mark, unsuspecting, moved closer, his expression one of confusion. Before he could react, Burt pulled him into a deep, unexpected kiss, the alien split itself in two and transferring its severed part from Burt to Mark through their locked lips.

Mark's body convulsed, his eyes wide open as the alien entered his mouth, spreading through him like a warm, invasive force. "WHAT THE F-?" Mark gasped, his body trembling before it suddenly calmed, the alien now in control.

Burt watched as Mark stood up with a wicked smirk. "Damn, Daddy, thanks for the bod, I needed this piece of hunk" Mark said, his voice dripping with newfound seduction.

Burt grinned back. "Oh, I bet you have, son. Been eyeing me while you were pretending to be the good boy, huh?"

Mark laughed, pushing Burt back against the boat's seat, his body pressing close. "Fuck yeah, you think I don't notice how you look at me when no one's around? Now, let's see if you can handle what you've been wanting."

He kissed Burt fiercely, his tongue exploring with a hunger that was alien-induced, his hands moving down to grab Burt's ass, pulling him closer. "You like that, don't you, Daddy? Feeling your son-in-law all over you?"

"Shit, Mark," Burt grunted, his hands mirroring Mark's actions, gripping him tightly. "You're gonna make me forget I'm supposed to be the one in charge here."

"That's the point," Mark growled, his voice thick with desire, leaning in to whisper in Burt's ear. "I want to make you lose control, see how far we can push this."

"Fuck, you're impressive," Mark commented, his hand reaching out to wrap around Burt's cock, giving it a thoughtful tug.

"You're not so bad yourself, son," Burt said, his voice rough with arousal as they studied each other's cocks, hands moving in slow, deliberate strokes, learning the feel of each other.

Their movements created a rhythm, the boat bobbing with each thrust and suck as they positioned for a 69, their cocks now within reach of each other's mouths. "Time to see how good you are at this, Daddy," Mark taunted, taking Burt into his mouth with an eager, wet warmth.

Burt, not to be outdone, reciprocated, his mouth enveloping Mark's cock, the taste and feel of it driving him wild under the alien's control. Their moans were muffled, the sounds of wet, eager mouths working on each other filling the small space.

The alien within Mark reveled in this play, now fully in control, making him grind against Burt, their clothes becoming a nuisance rather than a barrier. "Bet you never thought your son-in-law would be this fucking eager for you, huh?"

"Never thought I'd want it this bad," Burt admitted, his hands now working to free Mark from his jeans, feeling the hard evidence of his arousal.

Their desire was palpable, and Burt, with a mischievous glint in his alien-lit eyes, continued to dominate. He positioned Mark on all fours. Burt's kisses were commanding, his actions those of a dominator. He took Mark with confidence, their bodies moving in sync, the boat swaying more intensely.

"Ready to feel what it's like?" Burt asked, not waiting for an answer as he began to push into Mark, each movement calculated to drive them both wild. "You feel so good, Daddy," Mark growled, Burt’s pace quickening.

"Fuck, you're gonna make me—" Mark’s words were cut off by a loud moan as Burt hit that perfect spot.

"Come for me, son," Burt commanded.

With a cry, Mark climaxed, his body shuddering under Burt's, cum spilling between them. Burt, feeling Mark's body convulse under him, followed shortly, his own orgasm washing over him with a force that left him breathless.

“We should get back, we’ve got more bodies to invade in this town and beyond,” said Burt after he kissed Mark.

[sunarots]

so high school ━━━ atsumu miya

39. petty ♡

The sun peaks through Atsumu's curtains, brightening up the darkness behind your eyelids. You groan, rolling over to pull Atsumu closer to you. When you reach out and feel nothing but the bed, you sigh knowing that you should probably get up if even he was awake before you.

You grab one of Atsumu's hoodies from its spot on the floor, giving it a quick sniff before pulling it down over your head. You take a quick glance in his mirror, flattening down your hair in an attempt to look the least bit presentable. You pull the door open, hearing far-off whispers from the kitchen. You try to strain and catch what's being said, assuming Atsumu's telling them about last night's confession, yet you can't hear what anyone's saying.

Rubbing at your eyes to clear the sleep from them, you make your way towards the voices. "Morning!" you call through, the talking stopping.

"Uh- mornin', angel!" Atsumu calls back to you before whispering something else. He steps in front of you before you can enter the room, a sheepish smile on his face. "How'd ya sleep?"

You smile up at him. "Pretty good. I'm starving though, can I get through?"

Atsumu looks behind himself and tightens his grip on the doorframe, pausing before stammering out a reply. "Um, why don't I bring it out to ya? Go back to bed!"

You furrow your eyebrows, trying to see past him. "What are you hiding?"

He shakes his head, tries to assure you it's nothing. "It's okay, angel. I'll take it to ya-"

You manage to get him to move out of the way, revealing to you the kitchen full of your friends. You feel yourself shrink when their eyes all set on you.

Atsumu rests his back against the counter, pulling you towards him and draping his arms around your neck whilst you faced the boys. "Tell her what ya just told me," he says, narrowing his eyes at them all.

"We are all so sorry for how we reacted," Wakatoshi starts, straightening up his posture on the other side of the room. "We acted like children. We should have heard you out."

"We thought you were making up the entire relationship, and you slipped up on the story. And then when you came in still all loving with him, we thought that... We thought so wrong. We were thinking, at least own up to it. But we should have given you the chance to explain yourself at the game. You must have felt so..." Kuroo trails off, eyes settling on the floor.

Kageyama takes a step forward, his hands shoved inside of his pockets. "When Atsumu told us what dicks we were, we snapped back into reality. I- I'm sorry. I am. I was thinking that we'd fought over nothing and I was hurt. I thought you were throwing our friendship away for a fake relationship. I feel like even more of a dick than I was already being."

You press your lips together in a tight line, a futile attempt to stop your tears from falling. You lean back fully against Atsumu and smile a little. "You guys must feel really bad if he's said the words I'm sorry."

Kageyama laughs along with you, removing a hand from his pocket and wiping the sweat from his forehead. "More exhausting than the match yesterday. Can I go lie down?"

You look up at Atsumu and smile. He uses one of his thumbs to wipe away your tears before dropping his arm back in place.

"Right, not to ruin yer moment, but I need to go to practice. Can I trust ya not to turn on y/n before I come back?"

"Depends on how much she talks about you, Tobio needs time to recover from his embarrassing loss yesterday."

Atsumu burts out laughing at Wakatoshi's comment, kissing your cheek before making his way out. Before he leaves, he turns with a wide smile. "Make sure ya talk about me a lot. Ya need revenge on them!"

You roll your eyes at him, pushing yourself to sit up on the kitchen counter. Your eyes drift over everyone, trying to fight your smile.

"So, you love him?" Kenma speaks up for the first time, leaning forward to look past Kuroo.

The smile creeps out despite your attempt to compress it. "I... I'm getting there. I'm almost there," you admit, resting your hands in your lap.

"When I ask this, it's not a dig," Tobio clarifies, clearing his throat. "Does he treat you well? Genuinely?"

You nod your head quickly. "He does. He's the best. He's such a sweetheart, nothing like what everyone says. I can tell that when he says he loves me that he's telling the truth. He shows it all the time, too. I managed to get him to watch horror movies with me. He's agreed to watch the Saw franchise, I don't know how I did that. I'm proud of myself." You turn your attention to Wakatoshi. "I can't believe you took me out of your twitter bio."

He lowers his head, Kuroo dramatising a gasp. "I'm sorry. I feel-"

"I'm only teasing. But still, that was a new level of petty, I love it," you interrupt, waving your hand. "Wakatoshi, you are now officially my number one hype man."

Tobio's jaw drops, turning his head between the pair of you. He scoffs, crossing his arms over his chest. "I can't believe how easy you replaced me. I've hardly been gone."

"Hey, be lucky any of you are even in here right now. Atsu was pissed. What did he say to you guys?"

Kenma raises an eyebrow. "You don't know?"

Shaking your head, you look around them all suspiciously. "I didn't even know he spoke to you guys. I thought he just had to do something with his team."

"He pointed out we treated you like shit. He slapped Ushiwaka with his words. He also kept calling you the love of his life," Kenma says, shrugging his shoulders. "It was gross. But he was right. We all feel like shit for what we did."

“As long as next time you guys actually hear me out, then we’re fine,” you joke, lowering yourself off the kitchen counter. “Now, how about we watch a movie? That way, we don’t upset Kags by talking too much about my boyfriend who destroyed his team yesterday?”

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[blainehasregrets]

Masterlist of every single Mike and Kurt/Chummel Moment + thoughts and observations

Currently incomplete…will update as I come across any

Season 1

Preggers: Mike is seen during the dance practice for Single Ladies. We can only assume this was the most fun he ever had in his life up until that point and it awakened something inside of him which caused him to join the glee club which forever changed the trajectory of his life.

Vitamin D: Mike attempts to tickle Kurt at the end of It’s My Life/These Are My Confessions II. Or something of that nature. Very cute to me since Kurt had just been standing away from the other boys not interacting.

Throwdown: When Kurt says they do an awful lot of showtunes, Mike smiles in agreement. Kurt sighs when Will tells Mike his pop and locking isn’t what they’re looking for. United in disappointment for Will. Also in Sue’s kids together I think that counts…side note I really love the Kurt and Matt interactions in Hate On Me very very cute.

Wheels: Along with Tina, Artie, and Mercedes, Mike is seen with Kurt before the competition, presumably to support him. Otherwise he could have been sitting with everyone else…

Ballad: They stand next to and point to each during Lean On Me.

Mattress: They stand next to each other for the yearbook picture…sort of…

Hell-O: Despite being initially annoyed by Rachel’s performance of Gives You Hell, he looks impressed by Mike’s dancing and only joins in with everyone else after that.

The Power Of Madonna: They sit next to each other during Express Yourself. They stand next to each other during What It Feels Like For A Girl.

Home: They sit next to each other during the first glee club meeting this episode and Kurt passes some music sheets over to Mike.

Bad Reputation: Kurt sits behind Mike and Matt. I’m counting this.

Theatricality: Mike, along with Artie, is one of the only boys to clap for the girls and Kurt after Bad Romance. Not exactly a Real moment but Harry/“Mike” was also apart of the performance of this song when they did it on tour.

Journey to Regionals: they are…near each other when they’re at Will’s house for the first annual New Directions Regionals Setlist Nominations Party (they never had this party ever again.)

Season 2

Audition: They’re near each other several times during Empire State of Mind. Kurt, along with Mercedes and Tina, high fives Mike while he spins around during What I Did For Love.

Britney/Brittany: Not a Murt moment but Mike did not seem to be into the idea of doing Britney songs…Mike and Tina look over at Kurt when he says Will’s choice in music isn’t easy to relate to as teens... Mike tries not to laugh when Kurt tells Will off…

Grilled Cheesus: Mike pats Kurt’s shoulder after they all find out about Burt. They sit next to each other when Finn talks about finding god.

Duets: Mike, along with Tina and Brittany, helps Kurt with his Le Jazz Hot performance‼️ He’s one of the backup dancers. Kurt is perplexed by Mike’s singing in Sing! Mike smiles during Happy Days are Here Again/Get Happy…invested in Kurt’s happiness…

Rocky Horror Glee Show: They sit next to each other during one of the rehearsals.

Never Been Kissed: Kurt sits next to Mike when Will tells him the join the boys for the girls vs boys competition. Mike looks up when Puck tells Kurt to go bother the other show choirs, and looks at Finn, surprised, when Kurt says fine.

The Substitute: they run around the paino during Forget You. I mean all the boys did but Kurt is right behind Mike…

Furt: Mike, along with Artie, stands up to Karofsky for Kurt‼️ He tells Karofsky they’re serious and this is a warning, slams his locker, and tells him to back off. Mike shakes his head when Kurt announces he’s transferring. So devastated he was speechless.

Special Education: Mike enjoys the performance of Hey Soul Sister yes I’m counting this.

A Very Glee Christmas: Mike wears a scarf while walking in the halls with Tina and Mercedes. I can only assume this is an homage to Kurt and not because it’s winter.

Silly Love Songs: Mike, along with Mercedes, Tina, and Rachel, smile and are proud of Kurt when he introduces the Warblers at Breadstix.

Night of Neglect: Kurt and Blaine stand up to clap for Mike’s performance.

Born This Way: Mike shakes his head disapprovingly when Figgins brings Karofsky to the glee club. Mike cheers for Kurt when he transfers back in. I think that’s his voice saying “we back!” at the end of this scene.

Rumours: Mike whispers in Kurt’s ear during the last song to take away Sam’s guitar.

Prom Queen: Tina tells Mike she feels so bad for Kurt and Mike looks at Kurt forlornly.

Okay that’s all I got from my notes … from now on I’ll be relying on memory and my livetweet thread for moments but I’ll go back to this when I rewatch seasons 3+ 📝

Season 3

I Am Unicorn: Mike says Kurt only has one move and “It’s like this…sashay. And it’s super distracting.”

I Kissed A Girl: Mike votes for Kurt for class president‼️🗳️ I always consider this a pretty big Murt moment since arguably Mike should have been closer to Brittany. He didn’t even hesitate either ♥️

On My Way: Sit next to each other when Will asks what they’re looking forward to in the future.

Dance with Somebody: Mike is incredibly invested in the Klaine drama.

Goodbye: Mike closeup during I Remember. Their dads high five at graduation. Yes. I’m counting this too.

Season 4

Thanksgiving: Mike says he knows Blaine has been texting Kurt, but Kurt won’t text back. While this might seem like a Bike moment, there is Murt there for those with the eyes to see...

Wonder-ful. They hug when Kurt comes back. ‼️ and Kurt is holding on Mike and Mercedes’ arms as they skip into the choir room together omg ♥️ They sit next to each other during I Wish, and Mike tells Kurt the performance will work to increase Jake’s confidence for Nationals (I think?) and then asks where Mercedes is. They talk to Mercedes about her CD’s photoshoot, and share a look at the end of the scene. Kurt smiles when Mike says he knows what Mercedes meant when she’s talking all LA. Kurt tells him not to change the wording when Mike says hell to the yes. When Mike asks Blaine about the vaporub thing with Tina Kurt gets annoyed and yells “this doesn’t matter!!!”. Why are they wearing nearly the exact same outfit during Superstition. They sit together during Higher Ground. It seems they sit together quite a few times this episode but I don’t feel like rewatching it outside of YouTube clips yet to figure out how many times. Lots of hater energy in the air for this one which is devastating for the Murt community given how significant this episode is to the Murt universe but whatever. It’s called playful banter. In general what a win for MikecedesKurt fans…drgaf about Blaine’s involvement here….

Season 5

New Directions: Kurt looks at Mike during Party All The Time. When they’re clapping for Becky at graduation, Mike looks over at Kurt. I’m so sorry this is all I’ve got at the moment.

Thoughts and Observations and Miscellaneous

While never confirmed (though I wouldn’t say it’s such a stretch to say it’s implied?) I do like the idea that Mike and Matt joined glee club specifically because they had so much fun during the Single Ladies dance. (This is where it gets more headcanon-y) Which means Kurt is basically the reason they joined glee club. In Journey to Regionals, Mike says that before glee, he was too scared to dance outside of his room, and so by melding together Mike’s two passions, Kurt was able to help Mike overcome that fear…

I like how much Mike loves the glee club. Not in it for ulterior motives, never leaves or wavers in his support, he was just in it for the love of the game until the very end.

I think there’s something kind of sweet how Mike is one of Kurt’s backup dancers in Le Jazz Hot, despite the fact that he’s also a guy and they make it a point in the episode that singing with Kurt might as well be a death sentence. I mean yes it sort of only exists because the song called for backup dancers and they weren’t going to dwell too long on why it’s okay for guys to dance with Kurt but not sing with him but Regardless…this + Mike standing up for Kurt goes to show he CARES♥️ When Rachel says there are 12 people who love him, Mike confirmed for being one of them for sure…

Speaking of, with Mike joining Le Jazz Hot, clapping for the girls + Kurt during Bad Romance (+ being apart of the song during tour. If you can count that. Which I will.), and being excited to play Frank-N-Furter and only pulling out when his parents said he couldn’t, all these things read to me as if Mike didn’t seem too hung on having such rigid views of masculinity like Finn or the other guys had. I think that’s something Kurt would appreciate idk.

MIKE AND KURT CHUU HEART DO IT!!!!!!!

During Britney/Brittany Mike is decidedly not for Britney week as he pretends to fall asleep at the idea of it. A bit surprising…still as I wrack my brain for members who were closest to Kurt at this time and would join his Facebook campaign, I think it would be Mercedes, Tina, Artie (yes, Artie, they were friends in season 1, though he looked annoyed when Kurt first started talking…he’s hyped for Britney), and Rachel (I believe Kurt accepted her friend request after the events of Hairography). Brittany is possibly the closest to Kurt after that but she clearly was not into the idea of Britney week so I don’t think she would join just because, and I don’t see Quinntana joining either, Santana out of solidarity for Brittany and I just don’t see Quinn or any of the other boys joining, so I’ve decided Tina made Mike join. This is a very stupid paragraph so please disregard what you just read.

Though Mike’s not really given much of a character, a trait of his that stands out to me the most is that he’s MESSY he loves DRAMA and sometimes he’ll even instigate it himself (getting mad at Beiste even though he’s the one who told Tina about the whole thing in NBK, happily joining in the food fight in TPPP, throwing papers aggressively at Finn and Puck in The Substitute, confirming to Sam that the song is called Trouty Mouth in Original Songs, and his general behavior in DWS) and so I think Kurt and him could have fun gossiping perhaps.

They’re both Rachel fanboys ig (Kurt: his entire character. Mike: saying Finchel is the winning guarantee in New York, what he says to Tina in props). They can bond over that.

Just realizing they’re probably called chummel actually…I changed the title but I love the purposeful ugliness of Murt

The fact that this edit exists. Beautiful amazing 10/10. My review:

[cryscendo]

the way glee always made KURT have to apologize for they’re that everyone else is in the wrong for makes me wanna beat ryan murphy with hammers

how are you going to tell a 16yo who could potentially be becoming an orphan in real time to just like “believe in god and pray about it 😊🙏”. and then get mad when he doesn’t really want to hear it. AND he offered perfectly valid reasons to as to why he doesn’t believe (which he didn’t even need to provide it’s his fucking choice???)

HOW are they gonna make him look like the bad guy when he chooses to have a crush on a boy. they really got so upset with him for doing something that every other kid in the show does. and then, once again, he is apologizing for it. he’s apologizing for liking sam bc FINN was un comfortable like hello??? and also i love burt but that “you’ll have to get used to being alone” speech he gives was not helpful or necessary bc why are you telling your kid that

HOWWW are you always gonna somehow make everything kurt’s fault when he’s literally almost always the real victim in the narrative

[officersnickers]

A part of me really wants a Make the exorcist fall in love anime. if adapted by the right studio I think there's a fair chance that it could blow up in the anime community. Though I think that would take a while since it seems a lot of people tend to dismiss it due to the cliche title (let's be honest) and the cute artstyle. It would burts its popularity and it would be great to have more fan content.

On the other hand...well you probably already know what happens when a series becomes popular and toxic people discover it

Forget about an anime adaptation, I‘d be happy to at least have physical release of the manga! (says a person who prefers reading the manga over watching an anime) 😔

But yeah, fair. I can‘t say it would be a massive hit, because surely some themes are just too hard, too real for some potencial readers/ viewers, but considering anime dares to tip toes in uncertain waters, it could work. Doesn‘t have to, but it could.

That being said, I don‘t think the title would be the problem (listen, nothing against any of these, but Chainsaw Man? Because he turns into a Chainsaw Man? Or titles like Dandandan making my head spin when reading this combination too often? Make the Exorcist fall in Love is terribly long and cheesy, but not too bad, if you ask me). The artstyle is somewhat cutesy and stylized, but I don‘t think it would make people turn away. It‘s a very solid style imo and surely could be incorporated quite perfectly in colour.

Anyway! I could see more „problems“ for a potencial adaptation due to certain plot points: Attempted rape of a barely teen boy in the first chapter/ episode, gore at every end, cannibalism, criticsm of the (catholic) church… I do think the manga tackles a lot of very important takes, but I don‘t know how forgiven the anime community can be if it gets „too serious“. I‘d love to be proven wrong, but besides of cool and awesome fights, the source material hits you in the stomach all too often for some just to casually enjoy it.

On the other hand, we got tragic gay best childhood friends turned rivals/ enemies who are still in love so maybe that would a great selling point 🤷‍♀️

Also, one shouldn‘t care about any toxic part of fandoms. Enjoy what you have and interact with people you vive with! That‘s the best way to not let your experience be ruined by others ☺️

[manishfiend]

too many thoughts and feelings... Dylan knowing he has a family to take care of so he can't risk his job at lumon... Irving and exports and his drawings of Burt... MarkHelly hallway moment... pouches...? NATALIE... MILCHICK I CAN SAVE U. OH FUCK... REINTEGRATION... mark s my sweet boy I don't want anything bad to happen to him :( I'm killing myself

[the-good-neighbors]

Bruce Wayne strikes me as the kind of guy who eats his tost burt

Not because he accidentally burt it, not because he's hardcore, not because he's an edgelord.

No, he just likes it like that.

If we're talking about a modern universe, my guy just smacks that lever down until it's black. If the toaster catches on fire that's a good thing

If wetalking something older (like my 1920s batman comic, for example), he pulls out one of these bad boys and toarches it like a marshmallow

His kids think he's crazy. I also think he's crazy but I love him for that

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

what are your favourite long high school fics?

i’ve looked through the highschool!klaine tag but i don’t know where to start! help a girl out please!!

Hello, so here are a selection of highschool, with them at McKinley au, and then some Dalton fics. Hopefully they will start you off! ~Jen

About-Face by @quizasvivamos

At the start of the Marching Band season his sophomore year, Blaine is the youngest Drum Major in McKinley High history. However, none of his peers believe he deserves the title, especially a handful of embittered upperclassmen, including one particularly stubborn Color Guard Captain, who challenges him in more ways than one.

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Is There a Twelve Step Just For You? By TheNameisBritney

He was still the same short, nerdy Blaine Anderson he’d always been. An easy target for school bullies everywhere. Kurt was the popular co-captain of the Cheerio’s, looking down on his kingdom like a fair but firm ruler. No one was on his level, certainly not a peasant like Blaine.”

Or Blaine tries to tell Kurt that he has a crush on him but accidentally ends up asking for a makeover instead. Oh, dear.

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The Prom-us by @BlurglesmurfKlaine, Catcat85, Esperanto, GleefulDarrenCrissFan, grlnxtdr29, hippohead, HKVoyage (voyagehk), honeysucklepink, justgleekout, kellyb321, MissFlurry, notyourdaydream, starpunchsoup

Kurt and Blaine met just as they did in canon, and even though Blaine realizes when Kurt sings Blackbird that he's in love with Kurt, he never says anything, and Kurt goes back to McKinley. Blaine transfers to McKinley for senior year, and they are best friends, bonding on being the only two out guys at McKinley until Karaofsky comes back. And he's out and proud, and he wants Kurt. And so he asks Kurt to be his prom date, repeatedly until Kurt, in frustration, finally blurts out that someone already asked him. He said the first name that came to mind, Blaine's. On top of that, he tells Dave that they are now dating. Now, Kurt needs to convince his best friend to take him to the biggest event of their high school year, senior prom. Tropes: Fake Dating, Friends to Lovers, High school Klaine, Canon Divergent

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What I Need verse by holdingdaylight

Blaine needs a lot of things. The one thing he can't have is Kurt. Badboy!Blaine

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The Architects of Life by misqueue

Follows the development of Kurt and Blaine’s relationship in the canon timeline from 3x05 “The First Time”.

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Shiftings  by @chazzam  

The shift in their relationship didn’t come out of left field at all. Beneath the surface, things had been changing all along.  This fic describes what changed in Kurt ant Blaine’s relationship to make him realize that his feelings for Kurt were more than just friendship. 

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Are you spying by @nineofhearts4

  Rachel graduates after the New Directions wins Nationals, leaving Kurt as the new captain of the Glee Club. He is left to pull a new team together, including finding a 12th member after auditions fall flat. He resorts to posting on a show choir forum to recruit new members, where he meets another poster by the name of BWarbler, who happens to be very fed up with his own glee Club, which is now run by Sebastian Smythe. They strike up a friendship online, never realizing that they are show choir rivals who will meet and compete against one another at Regionals. ….until they do.

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Pretty Good Bad Idea by @snarkyhag

As a new transfer student, Rachel’s brother Blaine is looking to find his footing at McKinley. He is also looking for love. What happens when he meets a badboy who is more than meets the eye?

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Prequel: Dalton Views by inkinmyheartandonthepage [PDF] [EPUB]

This is a prequel to Redefining Views so please check that one out first. Follows Kurt and Blaine’s developing relationship and their time at Dalton.

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Redefining Views by inkinmyheartandonthepage [EPUB] [PDF]

Burt and Carol are getting closer and Finn has yet to meet Burt’s son, Kurt. Kurt isn’t like Finn, he’s the type of boy that Finn bullies. Finn and New Directions are about to meet the epic-ness of KLAINE!

[danosrosegarden]

paul dano masterlist ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚♡

fics are organized newest to oldest, pink = nsfw

edward nashton ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ comfort zone {strap usage, teasing, praise, f reader}

♡ this is heaven and i'd die for it {mommy kink, praise, f reader}

♡ bandage {period comfort, f reader}

♡ wear me out, turn me on {m masturbation, toy usage, gn reader}

♡ don't you wanna be nobody every once in awhile {choker wearing, pillow humping, praise/degradation, gn reader}

♡ sick of losing soulmates {angst, calling edward from arkham, gn reader}

♡ i gave my trust, i shed my blood {angst, edward breaks out of arkham, gn reader}

♡ appointment day {being creepy at the dentist, gn reader}

♡ sweet tooth {birthday celebration fluff, gn reader}

♡ if only {jealous roommate, gn reader}

♡ my ugliness is not my fault, i know god just made me wrong {breaking in, m masturbation, gn reader}

♡ it's hot and we rot {mutual creepiness, gn reader}

♡ on occasion {crush fluff, gn reader}

♡ amour plastique {insecurity/anxiety reverse comfort, f reader}

♡ warming up {fluff and comfort, gn reader}

♡ lover, you should've come over {breakup angst, gn reader}

♡ my love, mine all mine {protective/obsessive, gn reader}

♡ just breathe {past trauma/anxiety attack reverse comfort, gn reader}

♡ this could build us a home {stalking/obsession, gn reader}

♡ spinning me around {not x reader, gender euphoria/experimenting}

♡ forever n ever {m oral sex, deepthroating, gn reader}

♡ bark like you want it {mdom, squirting, toy usage, f reader}

♡ hold tight {breeding, f reader}

♡ easy, easy {aftercare, gn reader}

♡ devotion {f oral sex, fem reader}

♡ dirty little secret {rimming, gn reader}

♡ when the sun hits {sad fluff, gn reader}

♡ a thousand words {sending nudes, m masturbation, f reader}

♡ pig in a poke {sharing beliefs on gotham, gn reader}

♡ beware of the dogs {conjugal prison sex, gn reader}

♡ some sweet day {zoo date fluff, gn reader}

♡ sweet boy {premature ejaculation, gn reader}

♡ pearly whites {blowjob with teeth, gn reader}

♡ hooked {f oral sex, f reader}

♡ at least {fluff, bad day reverse comfort, gn reader}

♡ angel ed nsfw alphabet

♡ angel (one/two/three) {series, gn reader}

♡ pucker up {fluff, gn reader}

♡ lady luck {comfort for violence/being attacked, gn reader}

♡ girl next door {camgirl reader, jealousy, f reader}

♡ return the favor {titty love, f reader}

♡ sweet little bunny {pet names, praise, gn reader}

♡ just like heaven {fluff, gn reader}

♡ warm fuzzies {cockwarming, gn reader}

♡ secret delivery {sending nudes, f reader}

♡ first time {first time fluffy sex, f reader}

♡ special {first time blowjob, gn reader}

♡ spree {shopping fluff, f reader}

♡ pretty in pink {camgirl reader, m and f masturbation, f reader}

♡ creep {panty sniffing, getting caught, sex on stream, pegging, choking, degradation, f reader}

♡ like an animal {hair pulling, spit, spanking, gn reader}

♡ tomorrow {autistic reader, overstimulation comfort, gn reader}

♡ fireside flurries {past trauma reverse comfort, fluff, gn reader}

eli sunday ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ burn {m masturbation, m reader}

♡ good god {m masturbation, gn reader}

♡ the ground you walk on {bondage, teasing, gn reader}

♡ goddess {f dom, f reader}

♡ lamb of the lord {switchy sex, praise, degradation, gn reader}

timothy klitz ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ something real {mutual masturbation, gn reader}

♡ tipping point {m masturbation, overstim, gn reader}

♡ we'll never have sex {asexual reader, comfort, gn reader}

louis ives ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ pretty kitty {petplay, praise, gn reader}

♡ yes, you {fluffy sex, praise, gn reader}

♡ pretty lady {gender dysphoria, reverse comfort, f reader}

calvin weir-fields ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ about time {hatefucking, gn reader}

♡ something to celebrate {pegging, fingering, f reader}

♡ always, forever {fluffy romantic sex, f reader}

♡ i am real and you are not (one) {series, gn reader}

burt fabelman ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ snow globe {cockwarming, aftercare, gn reader}

♡ beautifully/unmistakably {gn masturbation, voyeurism, gn reader}

♡ holding to the ground {fluff, m reader}

♡ mine {jealousy, possessiveness, f reader}

pierre bezukov ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ anyone else but you {anxiety reverse comfort, fluff, gn reader}

♡ that fateful night {fluffy sex, first time, f reader}

♡ frostbite {free useish, temperature play, fingering, f reader}

joby taylor ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ asking nicely {switchy sex, edging/orgasm denial, gn reader}

♡ spellbound {fingering, gn reader}

♡ zombie {fingering, breathplay}

percy dolarhyde ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ simple fun {hickies, gn reader}

♡ calling shots {switchy/rough sex, hair pulling, m mastubration, orgasm denial, gn reader}

jay okja ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ heavenly {spanking, fingering, gn reader}

alex jones/barry milland ౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚

♡ take me somewhere nice {therapist reader, gn reader}

[blushingdread]

Lucy's telepathic connection with her spirits is so underused, especially because it would let her grow her bond with her spirits without having to summon them

My girlfriend is a DID system, so all my thoughts about this are DID adjacent lmao

Just living life:

Lucy wakes up and has a debate with Cancer about which outfit she wears. This is daily and nonnegotiable

Levy spots her best friend when she comes into the guild and excitedly walks up and greets her, only for Lucy to not respond at all. She tries a couple of times, seeing that Lucy is clearly spacing out, only for Lucy to jump when she sees Levy. Apologizing because she was talking to Aries and forgot the outside world existed for a few seconds there.

Lucy is walking with her team. Natsu and Gray are arguing, Erza is teaching Wendy how to read maps or something (and also contemplating murdering the two behind her), and Lucy, who was lagging in the back, randomly burts out laughing bc Gemini told her a joke

Lucy and Loke are sitting pretty far away from each other at the guild, and both of them stand up to start shouting at each other because they absolutely got into an argument (some massively stupid shit, probably like which outfit Mirajane modeled in this week's edition of sorcerer's magazine was the best stupid shit) and they accidently scare the shit out of everyone around them

Lucy dances around on the river bank edge, scaring the poor guys that always warn her not to fall because Lyra is playing music for her in her head

She is literally never late to anything. Never over sleeps. Never. This is 100% because of Horologium and Capricorn and 100% agaisnt her will, but it does give her an impeccable reputation so she's not too mad

If you think Aquarius, Loke, Virgo, and Gemini wouldn't pop in to randomly give commentary on her life, you'd he so wrong. Their all nosey ass bitches and the celestial spirit world is boring, they need their drama somehow

Aquarius will randomly pop up when Lucy talks to a cute boy to ask her why she isn't shooting shot, much to Lucy's loathing. It gets worse when Loke starts doing the same thing but for women. Why are you bi yourself Lucy??? She hates them both

Gemini will show up, say the most impulsive terrible idea ever, and then immediately leave, just letting Lucy sit with that. Have a nice rest of your day. That or they say some gruesome shit while she's in the middle of a fight. Kids, please lighten up

Lucy knows in her heart that when she asks a rhetorical question and Virgo answers that Virgo is actively trying to scare her. She fucking has Virgo's number. She can pretend to be emotionless outside of being a masochist, but Lucy knows she's a little fucking shit

While on jobs:

Lucy is fighting a mage with her whip, trying to figure out what kind of magic they're using so she can properly pick a spirit to counter them and Virgo just pops in like "It's wax magic, princess", scaring the living shit out of Lucy but also helping her in the battle

Lucy is wandering around during a job, sees some big footsteps, and Sagittarius is like, "Those are Tarasque tracks." Unprompted and Lucy starts bemoaning her stupid baka life where she has to fight shit like Tarasques

She could set up some truly bullshit turnarounds with Loke's ability to summon himself. No!! Bad guy!!! I'm running to this dead end all alone :( and my hands are nowhere near my keys :( I'm so scared. Pov: Loke appears right the fuck behind them

Not to mention Loke's ability to switch out with other spirits and have other spirits switch out with him??? If other people couldn't hear them talk, they could do all sorts of insane shit. It would be so much fun. That time Loke blinded Bixslow, and she got his ass except more and funnier bc they know it's coming even less

Also, the spirits' ability to shapeshift is underused. Lucy summons Taurus during a guild brawl. Everyone is expecting a bull man, and no one expects a literal giant bull. She wins that fight, thank you

She takes a job in the desert, and Scorpio is like??? Insanely knowledgeable about how to survive, which shouldn't be surprising now that Lucy is looking back on it, but man, is she happy to have someone who knows exactly what their doing

This isn't always helpful. A village describes a problem to her, and all her spirits end up in a round table discussion about what creature or magic is most likely to actually cause this problem, giving her a massive headache. Guys please shut the fuck up and have this conversation literally anywhere else, thank you

[gallivich]

16 jan

2025 #3

hai tumblr lucky number 3 (or maybe thats 7 BUT ILL GET BACK TO U ON DAY 7)!!! School decent now im out the shower with my fingernails about to fuckign fall off ok.

Omg whats so fucking crazy is the dsmp drama atm wdym back in like 2020 i was watvhing them all be friends laughing together and now THIS is happebing. Likeee what. Im so fucking full up coz i ate a small meal like 5 hours but i ksut want mozzarella sticks SO BADwell. Technically called halloumi fries but taht just sounds gross af . Anyway. School. These fuckass boys keep saying i have a big nose LIKE I DONT ALREADY FUCJING KNOW but its so embarrasing coz theyll say it and no one even notices them like ur looking a little desperate. But like its kinda my first experience ever with first hand bullying and im js thinking like this is no fun at all tbh. I JUST FEEL SO LONELY ALL THE TIME IM ACTUALLY DONE lowkey consider offing myself often solely because of my lack of friends. Like thats js not thr wwy to live is it. But then it all goes away whn im back at school so im just waitng. OOHHHBFUCK NO ITS FRIDAY!!! i just like wednesdays and thursdays NO GEOGRAPHY!!!!! I fucking hate geographys nd im terrified of my fucking bitchass geography tracher god shes so fuckijg rude. Okmore about my day:::

In drama my ljke bff (in myclass afleast) didnt wanna talk to me or snyrhjng and i was just ljek. Oh. Even tho we're the closest to eachtoehr in the class and i jsut dont see why not so i ahd to pair with people who are like bffs w eschtojer and i jsut so wasnt feleing it. And then the meanest girl in my class was crying all day and im jsjt sorta like ca n someone get. Her emotional support like it ruins the vibe so bsd. Had a maths test and couldnt answer a single question and lunch was awkward af but i saw my crush alot so idm so mich AND LIKE NOW THAT I LOOK BACK ON THE DAY LJTERALLT NOTJING HAPPENED

Then i went to chemist and boight mabelline like magic stick or whatever tf they call it but it was lokwey in thr weong shade and makes me look like a ghost BUT I THINK I CAN MAKE IT WOrk. Im not wasting 10 fuckign quid no way like that shits expensive AND AFTER MONTHHSS OF WANTING I FOIND BURTS BEES POMEGRANATE LIPBALM. Lowkey shit doesnteven smell very good or tint lips and it made stupid alarm go off snd it scared me so bad what if they think i stole it and thry track me down. Abyway! Im just so out of it today bothing good happened nad im bored and im not excited tor tomorrow but im kinda excited actually because i can yap to friend in biologyfor 2 periods straight and theres a lockdown happening mid geography SO LIKE BASICALLY NO GEOGRAPHY IF U THINK HARD ENOUGH ABOUT IT. I fucking despise geography. YAAAYYY. I feel bad because its almost my dads birthday next friday AND I HAVE NO HFUFKING CLUE WHWY TO GET HIM and my mums lowkey acting psycho af like chronically ill i lowkey in my heart beloeve shes got bipolar like actually no joke i see it in her eyes (joke) but not a joke coz i think she does

The second hand embarrasment when i was scrolling on tiktok with ym friend ya and her "secret" account whereshe posts like intense vents on comes up on my fyp while shes watching LIKE THAS SO EMBARRASING FOR HER ABUT I SCROLELD PASTVSO IT WASNT LIKE A BIGDEAL idk ok i just booked to tommy innit he said give me a goddamn minute i saidbitch pass me the blubt icnalled for the dick not s hfkcjng man hunt!

Today im enjyong mozzarella sticks, glee, sinjin, spice and everything nice, FUCK IDK!!!!!!! Ok idk what to go watch i judt wnana sleep but i haent done ANYTHIGN today so i feelim wasting th eday away

Today im hating being full, my face, homework, smelling bad, anxiety snd everythingelse bad sorry for sad quinn gif theres no normal quinngifs and lwokey mood. Relishing in the fact ive only cried once thebwhole year. Man im winning(not oncluding lowkey tearing up sniffles DOESNT FUCKING COUNT)

lover, you shouldve come over - jeff buckley

[gethoce]

🥘🕰️ stew and/or clock for any and all ocs you please >:]

[🕰️ (Clock) - What would a Dreamy Gear version of them look like? What sort of accessories would they have? What kind of role do they play?]

Dreamy Gear Dutch is an outlaw who steals because it is mean. Daroach would have so so much beef with him. </3

I'm bad at describing designs so here it is drawn

[🥘 (Stew) - Do they have any favourite foods or comfort foods? What are their eating habits like? If absorbed by the Cook ability, what healing item would they summon?]

Dutch's favorite food is roasted bronto burt. Not because they taste particularly well, but out of spite alone. Too often did they crash into him mid-air! Kusamochi described his eating habits as among the worst she has ever seen. Boy chugs olive oil like hard alcohol for protein throughout the day. This is also what you get when targeting him with the cook ability, a bottle of olive oil. Yum.