#Bull Deku

[bronywnsworld]

Chapter 7 is upon us.

[fever-dreamer97]

Teacher: Okay class. We have special guests, Deku and Dynamight to watch over our class today!

Class of kids: Yay!

Teacher: Let’s get started with learning our countries: In America, they have tall buildings and make a lot of films.

Bakugo, whispering: Out of everything, that’s how she sees the country?

Izuku: Shh.

Teacher: In France, they eat a lot of croissants!

Bakugo: I can eat one here.

Izuku: Kacchan.

Teacher: And in Germany, they drink hot chocolate when they’re cold!

Bakugo: Hot chocolate exists everywhere, that’s bull.

Child: I love hot chocolate!

Bakugo: Then you’re probably German then, kid.

Izuku, elbows him while trying not to laugh:

[thehusbandoden]

You Flinch During an Argument -Bakugo Katsuki

I finished this yesterday but forced myself to wait to post it due to my one part a day pattern I've had going on.

Anyways~ as I said in Shoto's part, I did make this one a bit angstier, but I hope I didn't stray too far away from the original prompt :'). It's kinda bittersweet lol but I kinda like it.

Angst to fluff/Comfort | Kinda bittersweet~ | 993 words | female reader

Warnings!: arguing, yelling, being scared of your partner, parents arguing (the kids were not present), kids being left at school (not for very long), caps, excuses, self hatred, and insulting themselves (Bakugo). Please let me know if I miss any <33

Dabi | Hawks | Todoroki Shoto | Bakugo Katsuki | Midoriya Izuku | Shigaraki Tomura | Aizawa Shota | Amajiki Tamaki | Kirishima Eijiro | Shinso Hitoshi

You both had been fighting for at least half an hour, screaming at one another for this and that. It started with Bakugo 'forgetting' to pick up your sons from school, and has now escalated into you screaming at him for not 'caring about this family' and his yelling about how hard he works for your family.

No one was totally to blame, both parties had some points that were right, and some that were wrong. But it should have never reached that point.

~~~

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I WORK TO PROVIDE FOR THIS FAMILY! I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU BEGGED FOR KIDS THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HELP OUT MUCH! WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME!"

"I UNDERSTAND THAT- BUT YOU'VE HAD THREE DAYS OFF! YOU'RE FULLY RESTED- AND SHOULD'VE PICKED UP THE KIDS NO PROBLEM WHILE I WAS HELPING OUT YOUR MOM!"

"WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO! I FORGOT ABOUT IT, OKAY! AND YOU DIDN'T CALL TO REMIND ME EITHER!"

"I EXPECTED YOU TO HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO REMEMBER, BUT I GUESS THAT WAS IDIOTIC OF ME!"

"I HAVE SO MUCH TO DEAL WITH BESIDES THIS BULL CRAP THAT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! I WORK, YOU TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS!"

"KATSUKI I CANNOT WATCH THE KIDS 24-7 WITHOUT YOUR HELP! I NEED BREAKS TOO! YOU HAVE TWO DAYS OFF A WEEK TO RELAX, AND CATCH UP ON SLEEP! WHILE I HAVE NIGHT TIME, BATHROOM BREAKS, RUNNING ERANDS, AND NAP TIMES TO CATCH A BREAK! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO RELY ON MY HUSBAND TO HELP OUT WHEN HE HAS TIME OFF!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED THE KIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE- WHY ARE YOU WHINING TO ME ABOUT HAVING TO TAKE CARE OF 'EM!"

"WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THEY AREN'T YOURS!? WE BOTH AGREED ON DOING THE BEST WE COULD FOR OUR KIDS, AND YOU SAID THAT YOU'D HELP OUT WHENEVER YOU COULD!"

"Y/N IT WAS THIS ONE TIME- I WAS BUSY, I FORGOT!"

"YOU WERE PLAYING GAMES ALL DAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS! THAT IS NOT BUSY!"

Blazing anger filled Bakugo as he stepped towards you, planning on simply getting closer to you to somehow try and make you see his side of things. He didn't mean to forget about picking up his kids, he loves his kids, he was simply engrossed in talking about them to his friends as he gamed, totally forgetting about the time and the fact that they were at school, waiting for someone to pick them up.

In truth, Bakugo felt bad. Really bad. But you wouldn't stop, so he continued, his unwavering pride making it near impossible to simply apologize and leave the argument behind.

Storming towards you, Bakugo stopped dead in his tracks as you flinched from him, eyes holding a certain terror. Wait- did you- did you think he was going to hurt you?!

Apologies and 'are you okay's were caught in Bakugo's throat as he opened his mouth, too terrified to speak.

Y/n.. his y/n was scared..of him. HIs y/n- the person that tore him out of his 'I don't care about anything or anyone' stage. She brought him out of his dark pit of self loathing, hating himself for how weak he was, how he couldn't do anything compared to that idiot Deku. She brought light into his world, she is his light. His first and last love, his wife, his center, his other half, his partner, his reason for life, the mother of his children, his one and only lover, his queen, his everything.

And he scared her.

Screamed at her for something that was his fault.

Treated her so badly that she flinched away from him- terror filling her eyes.

Her gorgeous e/c eyes. The same eyes that his sons had inherited. Now he's brought tears to three sets of those goregous eyes. What a scum bag.

Pain seared through Bakguo as he embraced his y/n, knowing if he left now she would entirely break, thinking that he was giving up on her. On their love. When in reality, he would't be. He would never dream of leaving her, or their beautiful children.

Because no matter how much of an a-hole Bakugo may be, he would never stoop that low. Never. And so he held her, and continued to hold her as she tearfully cussed him out, telling him how much she loved him and how much of an a-hole he was for treating her like that, their kids like that.

He just held her, telling her that he was sorry, that he knew, that he would make it up to her -and their seven year old twins- somehow.

And for now, that was enough. His love, and comfort was enough as you clung to him, insulting him while telling him that you loved his idiotic self in the same sentence, telling him that you loved him too much to not be able to forgive him.

And that if he was serious about making things right, that you would help him.

Because you were Bakugo y/n*. You chose to take his name and become his wife. Bakugo has helped you through so many up and downs, so you would do the same for him. Because he truly loved you, and you truly loved him.

*Japanese last names go in front of the first name to pay respect to the family name, and that's why Kirishima and Bakugo's other classmates call him Bakugo instead of Katsuki -to pay respect to his family name-. So you would be (in Japan anyway) Bakugo y/n (if you choose to take his last name) and strangers/aquaintnesses/not so close friends and co-workers would call you Bakugo instead of y/n. Annd due to me not liking Bakugo a whole lot I call him Bakugo or Baka/Bakuhoe instead of Katuski and call Todoroki and Midoriya, Shoto and Izuku- do you get what I'm saying?? I hope you do <33

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[starsfic]

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Poppy's Playtime AU where Poppy's Angel gets occasional assistance from a Rambley-style DogDay AI.

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When a demon lord accuses Master Subodhi, Sun Wukong, and Qi Xiaotian of a crime they did not commit, the trio are forced to go on a road trip together. Now, if Wukong would just stop avoiding Subodhi...

AU where Sun Wukong is a new guard of the Jade Palace. It's a little weird that it seems like he's the only guard and he can't remember how he got the job, but it's fine. The emperor, Azure, hangs around a lot.

There is a thirst account for Qi Xiaotian, the Monkie Kid, and there is a thirst account for Red Son. Both men run the other account secretly, admitting their dirtiest fantasies about their rival to Twitter. And then Xiaotian slips up. Smut.

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The beginning of my Scooby Doo incarnation. After a summer at home, Mystery Incorporated try to head back to college. The key word is try.

Chimera scams Yin and Jin.

[ofmermaidstories]

Mermie what are your fave perfume notes and what perfume are they best executed in? Alternatively (and only if you want ofc ) what perfumes or notes do you associate with the big 3 from another life?

HMMM. my three tried-and-true perfume notes so far are rose (heady floral), vetiver (sweet grass) and labdanum (amber/resinous). i have not sniffed near enough perfumes to give a definite answer—i can only give you my current (and limited) favourites. 🥺 weeping rose by chasing scents for rose (it’s like rose jam), lunamaris by diptyque for labdanum (sweet, powdery soft and woodsey) and almost anything in the aēsop range for vetiver LOL.

re: big 3 and their fragrances, for bakugou i’d probably pick hwyl, aēsop (smokey, sweet wood), hora de la verdad sombra, senyokô (maybe, i’m adding this bc im an edgelord LOL, it’s a bit intense—the most common thing in reviews is that it starts of smelling like bull dung LOL/animalic, but then has a dead-flower-warm-leather dry down?) or chergui, serge lutens (medicinally sweet, tobacco). deku would be… orphéon, diptyque (powdery and soft, a little green), maybe aoud violet, mancera (green and fresh, floral). for shouto….. maybe fantome de maules by stora skuggan (wet, lemony green) or hinoki by KITOWA (herby wood). also maybe some kind of lavender-based perfume?? i imagine iida being a lavender-ish scent kind of boy, and i like thinking shouto just followed his lead when they were still teenagers LOL. maybe him and izuku both, which would make bakugou sooo irrationally annoyed LOL.

[simplesoup]

An Apple A day keeps the doctor away (If you throw it hard enough)

Doctor Izuku x G/Nreader (dirty mentions 😉)

Food is the way to a man’s heart it heals… it shows love~

You mom had told you that even since you could remember. You’d sit on the counter watching her cook while having a singing party

“Remember the secret ingredient love”

you grinned thinking about all those memories why you were thinking about them in the scariest place possible…. Him?… your… doctor… the man you purposely got sick just to see him…

“Y/n L/n Doctor Deku will see you now…”

you stud up walking to you usual room sitting on the bed grinning ear to ear you didn’t have anything wrong with you but this time you planned to make a move so you wouldn’t have to keep coming back to this dreadful place… the doctor could come take care of you in your own bed enough of this bull shit already..

you crossed your arms determined to say what you needed and if all failed you had a backup plan more like pun but it had to work! How could it not!….

soon a knock came followed by the man himself he walked in and crossed his arms giving you a cheeky grin “Oh let me guess stomach ache? Sore throat? Stubbed toe again?”

you blushed and shook you head god he probably already knew you were obsessed who the hell would go to a doctor for stub toe?! You! YOU BITCH! Especially if the doctor was this damn fine!

You giggled “Listen gonna be honest I’m not sick I just wanted to tell you something” you blushed feeling like you were rushing this. You pulled out a apple from your bag and tossed it to him “A apple a day keeps the doctor away too bad I don’t want you to go away” you flipped you H/L hair and winked at him

he caught the apple with ease looking at it then back at you “I’d be rich if I got a penny every time I heard about the apple part… that last part though that’s new~” he chuckled and bit into the apple looking in your eyes as he licked his lips “You really came here just to tell me you like me?”

you nodded you head innocently he narrowed his eyes and shook his head “Y/N I already put a ring on it stop doing thiss!” He whined crossing his arms at your antics god you were engaged to this man but you still had to mess with him in someway! Plus this was how you had gotten him in the first place granted…. Last time the apple may or may not have slipped and hit him right in the face…. Oops?

he kissed you cheek “Jesus…. Yes I’ll be home in time for the date” he rolled his eyes already reading you mind

You grinned “My throat hurts you should at least check it!~”

he raised a eyebrow walking towards the door “I’ll check it when I get home” he winked at you “You open up better in the bedroom~”

you were left stunned this…this was the man you were marrying!

(Plot twist!? What do we think? This one is idk tbh.. not my fav))

[mikeellee]

You know? I think the whole "All Might is Midoriya father figure" is almost entirely made up by the fandom rather than what the actual story tell us, and that is speaking of the main manga or what Horikoshi writes himself not spinoff and derived canon media.

Because is there a single time in which All Might and Deku show the kind of intimacy and love a father should have for his son and vice versa?

I can't think of something like that outside maybe the dark deku arc when A.M gives him the bento boxes, and even that count as the bare minumum considering most people are obssesed with the idea of A.M being a father figure.

Also they really don't interact that much (or at all) outside anything related to OFA or hero stuff. At least to me they should have some kind of casual interaction as Izuku and Yagi rather than just A.M and Deku.

Combine all this with the fact Midoriya never in the whole series express any feeling about the lack of a father figure in his life and how awkward A.M is for interact with him, it's difficult to take seriously the idea of "Dad Might".

Hi @nyc3

You hit the nail here, have you noticed how regardless of the story the fans will designated characters to be the mom or dad of the group? And it's sad people create this fanon where AM is big dad for Izu when...in canon...if we haven't got his thoughts we wouldn't even believe he likes Izu.

I do think thanks to what canon shows...Izu got the quirk by a mix of AM being too stubborn (and stupid, sorry am fans this man IS stupid) and nighteye's creepiness. There's nothing that justify why give a quirk to Izu...and I say this as someone who likes Izu and hate the bashing he gets.

Izu has no real relationship, none whatsover and we aren't meant to see that nor really care. His pain is a gag.

The whole AM and Gran relationship is a gag and it hurts the characters. "What you mean?" Think this way, am has a big quirk ans gave to this QUIRKLESS boy who has no support and his quirk HURT him majorly ...am knows someone else who can help Izu...his response? Be silent until Izu has no internship offer and then you mentioned your mentor...you mention your mentor as this cruel monster who will torture you for lols.

Gran torino is not like that (not saying he is perfect, but we didn't see anything that would justify AM be afraid of him. "Could have change" possible, but this also make AM look bad, Gran changed and is willing to help Izu...what has AM done?)

We also don't know how Gran trainer AM, keep in mind how the man was also sent to the US.

Am has little relationship, he has one with Naomasa but it's funny as he suggested Izu to be a cop and sort, unitentally, talk trash about the job. Which makes me wonder if AM sees Naomasa's job as less....maybe not intentionally.

Izu knows nothing about the man. He knows his name thanks to Gran....keep in mind he was trained with AM to gain muscles for 10 months! (I have issues with that training montage. I can now say how it represent how Izu will be treated in this story. He cleans a beach, no one gives a fuck- he see fans being all over am and no one cares about the teen cleaning the beach- and gets no reward...the whole "heroes don't do things to get reward IS bull and rich coming from a man that is mega famous and rich as AM)

At times, I get the am bashing (but loathe as they chose to make Aizawa or afo better. Like AM is just an idiot...Aizawa and Afo are malicious)

I find sad bc Izu really has no one. His mother is.....Inko. His father is dead and Mia for all we know, friends? Hahahahajahahahaaha not in canon. shig? Never even attempt to know smth about Izu...

Hori shows to you...Izu is a loser, later makes him saying that. And we aren't meant to conclude Hori hates his own mc ? (Don't worry, hori hates Shig too)

[alexdrawsagain]

Peter Parker: Foreign Exchange Student

In today's installment Deku learns that the seductive beautiful felicia was cringe all along.

Am i back on my bull $#!7 ??? Don't jinx it folks. If i pretend i'm not i'm somehow more productive.

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[msfantasy-anime]

Something Stupid

Izuku Midoriya x Reader

Summary: you see a Deku on TV with Uravity. Jealously ensues

Warnings: Some smut, swearing, confessions, angst, heartbreak

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“Fans love seeing Uravity and Deku on call together.”

“How could they not? Their chemistry is so good! Surely they’re dating.”

“Rumour has it that the two started dating during their studies UA.”

You stare at the large screen in the cafe watching two drama presenters reading off fan theories of Deku and Uravity.

Footage shows alternating images of Uravity floating Deku to a medical bed and caressing his forehead with that look in her eyes that Deku is blind to.

But you see it all to clear.

That look of adoration, desperation, longing, need, want in her eyes.

The pathetic way she looked up at Deku with so much yearning churned your stomach with anger.

You remind yourself that you have both been humping like rabbits for months, he wouldn’t have any stamina left for anyone. He’s begged for you, groaned his thanks for you and held you close to him at the end of every session.

So why does this prickle your skin with irritation?

Uravity is just some stupid love sick hero.

But that’s the problem isn’t it?

Your so uncomfortably far from Deku.

The realm of hero and villainy wedging you two apart, making it highly unlikely anything more would grow between you both. Uravity gravitates within Deku’s world. Uravity is a safe choice, the only choice. If it came down between you two, what other option is there?

What does it matter anyway? It’s just sex.

Sadness creeps over you, heart clenching uncomfortably in your chest.

At what point did it make you feel bad that you aren’t more important? Since when did you feel desperate to be more?

Staring down at the cafe table, locking eyes onto Deku’s diary. Without a moments hesitation you pick up the small book and flick through the pages to see his schedule.

16th June, dinner with Ochaco at Miki’s Diner.

Bullshit.

Bull fucking shit.

He was going to see her today.

Dinner with just Uravity, by themselves, alone, together.

Well, you were just going to have to fix that. You’ll just have to make sure he doesn’t have a single drop of cum left in him to share.

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Deku looked pretty fucked out as is.

Cum dripping down your sticky thighs as you continue to ride his thick cock. Drool dribbles down the side of his mouth as you hoaxing him onto his third orgasm.

“Fuck Deku I love the way you look right now!” You moan making Deku wrench a loud groan remaining a limp spread under your brutal riding.

You’re too dick drunk to hear the front door of Deku’s home creak open.

“Izuku? I hope you don’t mind I came early. I’ll just wait for you in the living room Kay?” The voice calls. You look down at the delirious boy, to consumed by your gummy walls and soft claps to hear the voice wringing through his home. “Izuku did you hear me?” She calls again.

You flip your self onto your back pulling Deku on top of you. Without having to say anything, he lines himself up and slams himself between your heavenly folds chasing the high he was so close to having before. “God Deku you feel so good, I love how good you make me feel.” His face softens hearing your sweet words wash over him.

“Izuku, call me Izuku.”

“Izuku, baby, please, feels too good. Mh gonna.” His palm clutches tightly around your waist hearing his name slip off your lips, he begins to rut his pounding hips into your tantalising walls. Overwhelmed by the intense sensation, you clench around his shaft and throw your head back gasping as the waves of an orgasm wash over you. Opening your eyes you see non other than the love sick girl herself stare through the crack of the bedroom door, horror closing in on her features, she looked distort, she looked heartbroken, she looked impossibly defeated.

“Fuck!” Izuku grunts spilling the last of his seed deep within your delicious cunt. He collapses on top of you kissing sloppy open mouth kisses into your neck and up your cheek. You watch as the girl runs from the scene, slamming the door on her way out.

“Izuku, that girl you work with saw us…” You say awkwardly making Izuku pause mid-kiss.

“What?”

“That girl your work with … Uravity… I just saw her standing at the door- she just left.” Embarrassment coats him, the kind of embarrassment you feel when your parents catch you in an act you wouldn’t want them to see.

“I’ll- I’ll text her.” He stammers awkwardly fumbling with his phone. Sighing at your sweet helpless boy, you slide your hand on top of the device and pull it away from his grasp.

“No Izuku- she looked upset. It’d be best if you talk to her.” He shifts uncomfortably, pawing gently at your thighs.

“Uh- it’s just so awkward.” He moved to sitting up against the headboard. “She also admitted she had romantic feelings-but I turned her down Y/n, so please don’t worry.” His words bring you on a roller coaster of emotions. Relief at the reassurance, comfort in knowing the truth and guilt. This shouldn’t be bringing you comfort. This is just sex. He is a hero and your a villain, this would never work.

“Why would you do that?” You ask almost desperately, almost sounding longingly.

“Isn’t it obvious? It’s because I love you.” His words fall flat on your ears. Surely he was mistaken. He must be too caught up in your ravenous rendezvous to know the difference between love and lust.

“Don’t. Don’t say something stupid.” You snap, but Izuku remains unwavering at your sudden shift in mood. He need not speak another word. Instead he pulls you into his chest and presses a soft kiss into your temple and begins to caress your back in those slow intoxicating circles he always draw.

“It’s okay Y/n, just accept my love. Don’t push me away.” Melting in his hold you let his words sink into you.

But you can’t allow this.

Your life was a mess, you were a villain the stole relics and returned them to their rightful owners at a large cost.

You weren’t good.

You were bad.

Deku was pure light that shone brightly onto the world which reached the darkest of places.

It was so nice to finally bask in the light of which you had longed for.

It was beyond pleasant to finally be important to someone. For them to see the best in you, for them to acknowledge your flaws but push you to doing better. Being better.

You can’t do this to him.

You can’t ruin his life.

Tear welling up in your eyes you rip away from his comforting hold.

“You - can’t.” Was all you managed to say as you gathered your clothing and bolt out of the room.

[insomniaccat0107]

so i saw some posts about how izuku too easily overcome his quirklessness after receiving ofa, right? mostly people in and under those posts say that it's a shame that we don't see the difficulties of re-thinking his identity and this situation is kinda unrealistic. well i can understand the upsetting feeling of not receiving an interesting point of character's self-discovering and stuff but i have a thing to say about how this thing will make sense (possibly).

so let's make an assumption that quirklessness in the world of bnha is some kind of disability. as far as i know we don't have clear statement in canon but it make sense, right? like if you search the word "disability" you will find something along the lines "the experience of any condition that makes it more difficult for a person to do certain activities or have equitable access within a given society". sooo in REAL world quirklessness isn't a disability because... well non of us here superpower, right? BUT on bnha world quirks are seen as an extension of human being like leg or hand. so it will be logical to assume that person without quirk can't be seen as fully capable as quirked one within society.

let's not bring the paranormal liberation front stuff because it's a topic for different post and I'm already getting far from point of this one.

so izuku is disabled in the beginning of the story, yeah? then why the hell he overcome his disability with a simple snap of fingers and why did it make sense?

now i will be coming from my perspective. I'm disabled and was like this for good chank of my life. and what usually come with it? disability becomes a part of person's identity. not only for people around disabled person but for them too.

now my rambling make even less sense but wait I'm getting to the point.

from interaction between izuku and bakugo + tone of voice of izuku's teacher in aldera we know that deku suffered from bulling BECAUSE of quirklessness. moreover when izuku asked all might can he become a hero, all might didn't ask him about his skills or why he feel a need to be a hero, no. all might just write him off solidly because of izuku's quirklessness and let me be honest: i believe that that wasn't the first time deku was given such "reality check".

can you smell that? oh yeah the good old ✨trauma✨

why did i wrote that i'll view this situation from perspective of my personal experience? well, i was bullied because of my disability back in school and guess what? most of the adults in my life didn't give me a chance to prove myself before they decide that I'm useless.

and that's the main reason why my disability become the thing that I'm activity trying to hide and don't let this abomination become a part of what make me who am i now.

can you see where I'm getting? izuku viewed his quirklessness as a thing that made his life harder and what made other people see him less of a human. so when The Miracle happened izuku just signed with relief and went ahead leaving behind the thing that made him miserable.

the last part of this ungodly long post: why do i believe that izuku doesn't let quirklessness become part of his identity and rather ignored it? well this is the part where i stop pretending that i have some Absolutely Logical Conclusions and become delusional. so we all remember that for the good part of plot izuku keep telling that he's gonna be hero like all might. well make sense because of ofa and all this razzle and dazzle with all might's successor, right? BUT this also can be applied to quirkless izuku. he WANTED and WAS GOING to become hero like all might, and i see it as if he didn't come in terms with his inability to become Just Like All Might. according to this statement izuku was ignoring differences between him and other (quirked) people. this make me believe that deep down he refuse to accept disability as part (or ex-part according to canon events) of himself.

is it healthy? no.

does izuku have a healthy image of himself? probably not.

did i just come up with unshaped pile of thoughts at night before bed and decide to vomit it straight into the internet? yes, i did.

[airs-headspace]

Thinking more about DAbiTou kids... esp in a 2nd gen story or snippets or whatever I feel like doing for their kids!

This'll be long so I will put all my rambling under a cut haha

I know that Abiteth/Dabi have the easiest time with Tsuki, and Oniya, their most easy-going kids. Isei, they would have a tendency to favor without really realizing it, due to her situation (and being adopted; Abiteth/Dabi never wanted Isei to feel like an outsider of the family). Thankfully their favoring of her lessens when she's a teenager and brings it up to them herself!

Dabi has a very difficult time with Nikkou because of how similar they are quirk wise - like Nikkou has the wrong body/wrong quirk issue that Dabi has, and for a period of time Dabi does treat Nikkou like Enji treated him (but more aggressive/hostile in the way of "I said you can't be a hero" "why?" "BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I'M YOUR DAD SO YOU LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU", that kind of aggressive/hostile). He and Nikkou are able to smooth things out once Dabi learns that Nikkou starts hiding the frostbite and other injuries caused to Nikkou by Nikkou's quirk, and Dabi has that epiphany moment of "oh god I'm sending him down the path my dad sent ME down". So they are able to rectify it (with Abiteth's help).

Abiteth has a very difficult time with Kanara because they're both very headstrong and therefore butt heads a lot more often. Kanara also doesn't respect Abiteth the way she respects Dabi (total daddy's girl - Oniya, by comparison is a mama's boy haha). Kanara gets chided by Abiteth a lot because she is frequently getting into fights at school (this being Shiketsu, none of the DAbiTou kids go to UA), she's always coming home with bruises and scuffs, and Kanara thinks Abiteth should praise her (like Dabi does) because she won though!! "You should see the other kid" behavior! She and Kanara don't get things sorted out until two things happen: 1) being that Kanara tells Abiteth to shut up when Dabi is home and he hears her and he comes down the stairs like a raging bull and this is the first time Kanara actually gets to see the villain her father was and always will be looking at her, and 2) when she gets into a trouble a little too deep but Abiteth swoops in and gets her out of it and instead of berating Kanara she comforts her and tells her she's just grateful Kanara is safe.

I do think that the troubles Abiteth/Dabi would have with Tsuki and Oniya is them feeling kind of invisible? Since Nikkou sneaks around and keeps hiding his injuries from Dabi, he gets a lot of Dabi's attention (even if it's negative), and Kanara of course gets a lot of Abiteth's attention (again, even though it's negative) because Nikkou and Kanara are the "bad kids", so the "good kids" Tsuki and Oniya go a little unseen as pre-teens/teenagers.

And then there's who the kids are mentored by!! These are still works in progress, but here's my little list:

Kanara is Kirishima's sidekick!

Nikkou is mentored by his uncle Shoto, of course!

Tsuki gets mentored by Deku and is the only sidekick who can handle Bakugo's temper! (HE'S VERY PROUD OF HER!!! HE'S VERY "THAT'S MY FUCKING GIRL LET'S GOOOO" ABOUT TSUKI!!)

Oniya is Tokoyami's sidekick!

Isei isn't mentored by anyone but Hawks provides her with tapes of her mother using her quirk so that Isei can learn how to use hers 💙

ALL CHILDREN receive self-defense and hand-to-hand combat training from Abiteth's entire family (which is very hard for Isei because she is fearful and extremely non-combative but Abiteth helps her through it by expressing that she wants to ensure Isei can protect herself!!!)

I think that's everything my little brain was thinking about hahahaha. Oh and for the curious, the heroes in the family are: Tsuki, Kanara, and Oniya (don't have a hero name for Tsuki yet but I'm leaning toward Amaterasu - Kanara's is Rengoku, and Oniya's is Behemoth).

Nikkou's was Solstice, but he goes by Equinox in story~

Atm I don't really know how things between the kids and parents would change if it was Touya (like, Enji was a good father and was good to his family Touya), or if this was a Twin AU, just in that case I know Tsuki of course gravitates toward Touya, and Nikkou gravitates toward Dabi.

[link-is-a-dork]

Deku Scrub: "Cool! You're great!! You scored three perfect bull's-eyes! "I have to give a neat present to such a wonderful person! Please take it!"

[dabis-things]

Spoilers!!!

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Did you guys see the mha ending, I find it bull that class 1-A except bakugo ignored Deku for 8 YEARS

None of the ships were canon

I was honestly hoping for bakudeku

AND ONLY BAKUGO KEPT IN CONTACT WITH HIM,

HOKOROSHi WHEN I CATCH YOU

[pwnyta]

Its impressive... Horikoshi really made little miss Deus Ex Machina even LESS narratively satisfying then I could have ever imagined. Both with Mirio AND now Deku....

TBF Its on me thinking it was kinda interesting that Deku lost his arms in Shiga-world and that for some reason translating to it happening outside too, I was curious how the fuck that happened but luckily we didnt have to dwell on that because Eri comes in and rips her horn off for some reason...

Wasnt the Quirk destroying bullets made from her blood... It says on the wiki it was her 'biological material' so maybe I assumed it was her blood... but like?? Why she have to rip her horn off? Aizawa (great to see you again btw im sorry Hori didnt think spending some more time with you would be beneficial for some reason but GREAT TO SEE YA BUD) BUT WTF DID YOU TELL ERI TO MAKE HER RIP HER HORN OFF!? Also lmao Ectoplam being put on babysitting duty is fucking NUTS. What do YOU MEAN?! Also he helped a little girl chop her horn off.... work. IDK if he was the best choice for this for various reasons....

ANYWAYS... Eri being like 'My horn is part of me and since you told me how my Quirk works... this should help' So like... you have hair ya know... A lot of it. You probably coulda/shoulda started with that... especially since it woulda been like... a callback to Deku eating All Mights hair to start the series off ya know?

BUT WHATEVER

CUZ IT WOULDA RUINED THE TENSION AIZAWA-SAN PLEASE.

For at least All Might... but Bakugo was dead for like a straight up year IRL... and honestly I would have accepted Eris quirk more than the actual hilarious nonsensical bullshit that happened. Which to remind everyone...

[An origami ninja folded himself up so small and wrapped/sewed himself around Bakugos ripped apart heart while a man who creates denim threads sewed it back together... neither of these men are surgeons but its fine because all that didnt save Bakugo he actually used his explosive Quirk to restart his OWN heart somehow...

Am I getting all that right? Its been a hot minute.

A hot ridiculous minute....]

All Might coulda been interesting though. And Hori somehow rarely disappoints when All Might is involved (accept AFO randomly having a quirk that completely undoes Stains Quirks ability. That was bullshit. He had a Quirk for that but not one for the rewind? OK... W/E. AFO is so disappointing.)

Hori letting Bakugo be dead for an IRL year completely killing the tension of the scene then reviving him in the most bull-shittest way I never could have imagined 🤝 Deku losing his arms in a somewhat interesting way only to get them back like a chapter later via some bullshit way via Eris horn I never could have imagined.

Also I didnt say it before but Ojiro, Sato, and Sero being shoved into this is so fucking funny. Hori really said 'Oh shit I forgot about these three... gotta pretend theyre useful somehow'

Love that.

Love my boys. Good for them LMAO.

[andrewmoocow]

My Hero Academia, but it's Homestar Runner quotes

(Bakugo stands in front of Izuku, who is looking a little more energetic than usual due to Bakugo spiking his drink with coffee for a science experiment)

Bakugo: So Deku, tell me, how do you feel?

Izuku: (clapping his hands in the air) I FEEL GREAT, I FEEL GREAT, I FEEL GREAT! I feel bad. I DON'T EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL, I DON'T EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL, I DON'T EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL! I can't remember my legs.

(Izuku starts following Mineta around outside while Bakugo continues taking notes)

Izuku: Hey Mineta, listen up! Widdlywiddlywill! What did I say? What did I just say? Did I say anything? What about this one: hoo hee haw whadiawah! Did that mean anything? Did I offend you? I hope I didn't offend you.

Bakugo: After being exposed to my control Mineta, subject started acting way creepier than normal. Like, even for Deku.

(later during training, Izuku approaches Ochako)

Izuku: Ochako, Ochako! What do you wanna make? You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! Pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful! Sell 'em at the corner store! Sell 'em at the five and dime! Ochako, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off! It's a new century! (Ochako awkwardly walks away as Izuku continues rambling) I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I'll run you over in football, run you down the field like a clown!

Bakugo: The subject's condition continued to deteriorate, and he began making up arts and crafts activities. Like wood-davers.

(now Izuku is hanging upside down on the ceiling of the Heights Alliance sitting area, creeping everybody out)

Kirishima: Get down, Midoriya!

Izuku: No!

Kirishima: I said get down, you're creeping us out!

Izuku: No no no! Parakeet.

Kirishima: (shocked and amazed) Did you just say parakeet.

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Aizawa: You heard the latest news?

Present Mic: Wazzat?

Aizawa: The students are filling the swimming pool with red Jell-O for the winter.

Present Mic: Y'know, I once had a student in my class, his name was Red Angelo! True story! His folks named him that! And he had a sister, named Grape-Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It! No bull! (Aizawa glares at Yamada and decides to slowly walk backwards into the shadows) And if you flash your lights at a car with its headlights off, you get shot by gangsters!

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Bakugo: (drunk as hell on soy sauce as he attempts to pilot Aizawa's sleeping bag like a plane while Aizawa stoically looks on) Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man. We're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON!

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Dabi: Ah-ha ha! You're deep-dish! Ah-ha ha! And you've got extra cheese! Ah-ha ha ha ha! Oh, pepperoni!

Cop #1: What's with this guy?

Cop #2: He sounds crazy. Should we shoot him?

Cop #1: Abso-total-lutely.

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Twice: Hey shopkeep, I need to buy some embarrassing items for my embarrassing body parts.

Shopkeeper: Certainly, sir. Six tubes of rear end cream coming right up!

Shigaraki: Oh-ho-ho, what you buying there, Twice?

Twice: Uh oh, it's my boss! Um, uh, these are for my twin brother! (Twice splits into two) These are for my twin brother! (Twice and his clone split into two) (the four Twices split into two) These are for my twin brother! (Shigaraki runs away in horror)

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(during Class 1A movie night)

Movie: —but when I returned, the DNA evidence was gone!

Kaminari: Ooh, and he had a cameo as Stevedore #2 in the prequel, and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission, and he has a Bacon number of 4!

Bakugo: And this is my fist, you might remember it from Bloodied Pulp, the amazingly true story of your face in five seconds!

[lavenderauthor]

Masterlist of My MHA Fanfics Minus One (Always Read The Tags)

My Hero Academia/Boku no Hero Academia

Tale of a Vigilante and a Hero, T, 7.9k: (BKDK) Katsuki has been keeping an eye on his childhood friend, usually delivering food and other supplies at varied intervals. It helps that Inko and Mitsuki have been helping given Izuku was sort of wanted for vigilante activities.

Currently, he has a deal with Izuku: If he gives Katsuki information on the villains they need and not go out hunting them himself, he gets a visit with supply deliveries and sometimes a kiss, if Katsuki wasn't busy. He added a bite mark to the list but anything to keep him safe.

Katsuki's Beast, T, 5.9k: (BKDK) Honestly, you couldn't fault Katsuki for what happened. Kids were known for making promises and telling their name for anything to anyone and he was not told about these things.

When Katsuki was two, he accidentally made a deal with a demon his age.

Neither really understood their situation, happily playing until their mothers arrived and had to explain that they were now bound to their promise and bound together by their souls. The latter had them excitedly talking about now being "soulmates" and Katsuki proudly exclaimed he will keep "his new friend Deku" safe.

I'm Not Afraid of Bakugou, I'm Afraid of Izuku, M, 3.8k: (BKDK) Denki and Mina had begun light-heartedly teasing him about being scared of their hot-headed classmate, but usually dropped it after Kirishima agreed that Katsuki was terrifying.

Today was one of those days where they were left back at UA while Katsuki and Izuku were on a date. Of course, they were teasing the unnatural red head when he told them the truth. It made the gossip group pause and look over at him.

"What? Kiri. Come on." Mina laid a pink hand on his knee. "You know we don't actually care if you're scared of him, right?"

Sero threw an arm over his shoulder and bonked their heads together. "Yeah, man. Bakugou can be a bit terrifying at times, especially if we mess with his night-time routine."

"Or enter the kitchen while he's cooking!", Denki added from the floor with a charger in his mouth.

"Sorry if it seemed like we were bull-"

Kirishima cut Jirou off with a long sigh as he ran a hand over his face. "I'm not scared of Bakugou!…anymore. I stopped being scared of him sometime in first year, but I'm…I'm petrified of…I am terrified of Midoriya."

Overgrown Puppy, T, 6.3k: Wolfman was an unoriginal and annoying villain, according to Katsuki, who had a bad history of successfully evading capture. She was fast, vicious in her attacks, known for avoiding conflict/interaction wherever possible, and currently one of Izuku's favorite villains to analyze whenever she cropped up.

Izuku happened to also have a stupidly large heart with no common sense and practically adopted the young villain upon first fight given she was only eleven, dragging his classmates and pro-heroes he's partnered with into countless attempts to capture her like she was a stray cat he wishes to earn the affections of. This was, unfortunately, something Aizawa taught his class.

This meant, despite now being third years, they were willing to follow Izuku into his latest attempt to capture her with their own pro-heroes in toe. The classmates who decided to join him, if not to help with his self-imposed mission but to keep him out of the hospital, were Dynamight(Bakugou Katsuki) with Best Jeanist, Uravity(Uraraka Ochako) with Snipe…and Hawks, who had been nearby. He didn't have a classmate with him today as Tokoyami was sick.

Technically Not a Sugar Daddy, T, 13.3k: (BKDK) Neither knew how it happened. Katsuki had been giving Izuku money and gifts since part way through Middle School in exchange for the green-haired boy to stay away from Katsuki, but eventually, it slowly changed to be deals that if Katsuki gives Izuku money, he had to do XYZ.

Essentially, Izuku walks up to Katsuki and asks him about some merch he wanted and Katsuki gave him the money for it in exchange for him to do various things like triple check his homework, go to bed at a reasonable hour, stop eating unhealthy food for X amount of days, etc. This didn't change when they entered UA, the two used to being subtle about this unique aspect of their relationship.

Little did they know that their classmates were more aware of their surroundings than their Middle School classmates and had begun to notice the odd interactions between the two followed by Izuku being ordered around by Katsuki.

Accidentally Smitten: A Childhood Engagement Story, T, 9.5k: (Sequal to Technically Not a Sugar Daddy) It was embarrassing, really embarrassing. Hell, it was a miracle neither of the three parents brought up their childhood engagement since they entered middle school.

It all happened one day after kindergarten when Mitsuki came to pick the two boys up. Katsuki, holding Izuku's hand with a wide smile, loudly told her he was going to marry Izuku who, with red cheeks, just nodded. He wore a blinding smile when she asked him if he really did want to marry her son.

The two just looked so happy about marrying each other that she couldn't help but play along, telling Inko and Masaru all about it so they, too, could play along. The kids even asked all three parents about their weddings and happily chatted about the photos they were shown.

Mitsuki, Masaru, and Inko believed it was a fading interest that they had stumbled upon because their teacher had recently gotten married. Unfortunately, the three forgot how obsessed their sons get about topics that catch their attention and how they never give up on those topics.

Hawks Like it Hot, E, 6.3k: (DabiHAwks, EnHawks) Hawks gets hit by a quirk while on patrol with Endeavor that forces a very suppressed desire (especially when he learned the truth) of his to come back with a vengeance and sends him into a near delirious state until it's fulfilled. Thankfully, his ex was forced to stay with daddy-dearest(court ordered) and allowed this quirk to be dealt with. Now if only they'd stop arguing while in his ass and just get to it!

Danger Sense Doesn't Activate Over Boobs, T, 2.9k: What if Katsuki was the, accidental, reason behind Izuku's fear of boobs? (Lots of Angst, Boys are traumatized and Aizawa is exasperated)

Submissive Stress Relief, M, 8.3k: (Sort of BKDK) 5 Times Class 3A Theorized About Izuku's and Katsuki's Relationship + 1 Time They Were Told

Given the state of Katsuki's and Izuku's friendship, when they first arrived to UA, it wasn't a shock that it took months for them to make up and patch up their rocky relationship.

They needed to take things slow and work through their personal issues, whether that's in- or outside of mandatory daily counseling sessions– something that only happened after Katsuki exploded and accidentally revealed his true feelings during a lecture from Aizawa –with Hound Dog and an outside relationship counselor.

However, it was around the end of the second term of their second year that their relationship truly started to more obviously change in day-to-day life. Training stayed the same, of course, albeit going a bit smoother not that they seem to be communicating better, but it was in their everyday lives that were visibly different. To the point that even those not in class 2A noticed.

Felon BF Discovered? Oops!...C'est La Vie, T, 2.4k: (BKDK) Out of curiosity and worry, Rumi decided to "break"(She has a key) into Keigo's apartment to see what he's been cagey about. She enlists the help of two other blonds who seemed to be only others who Keigo deemed friends though neither were expecting to find a heavily tattooed and pierced man walking out of the hallway in nothing but a shirt and boxers, fresh from a shower. They also were not expecting to see an ankle monitor.

Kacchan's Special Lunches, T, 4.2k: (BKDK) During a villain attack, a civilian doctor accidentally activates their quirk and uses it on Katsuki, much to his annoyance. Said quirk causes the one who is hit to lactate upwards up a few months but as it was an accident, he was stuck lactating for only 24 hours.

Puberty for an Incubus Hurts in More Ways Than One, G, 2.9k: Though succubi were well-known and feared due to rumors of them only feeding off of sexual energy and feeding off people's life-forces, even if that was technically true in the very distant past, they lived rather normal lives and often only created other succubi or human boys. Very rarely did one ever create an incubus, happening once every three hundred years. Izuku was that incubus though wasn't born the healthiest.

Unfortunately, his puberty hit him earlier than expected. He went to bed early, pain hitting him as he got under the covers. When he wasn't ready for school the next day, his friend tried to see what was going on only to hear his muffled screaming as pain wracked through his hot body and his stomach felt like several broken bones all at once.

Aizawa was called, his room was entered, and he was rushed to the ER with fanged teeth latched tightly around the hero's capture weapon as he was wrapped tightly in his blanket.

Fun Games In The League of Villains, T, 8.4k: Mostly out of boredom, and partially because none of them had grown up exactly healthy, the League of Villains found ways of…entertaining themselves when they were making plans. And of course, Hawks knew they'd have strange behaviors based on their info sheets alone. He just hadn't expected them to be so…violent?

Hawks discovered five games, in particular, that caught his interest and wasn't sure if he should tell the Commission. Were these games even important information?

Mr.Pro-Hero Man: Never Meet Your Heroes, T, 3.7k: All Might was everything Izuku wanted to be! He was big and strong and saved people with a smile, a beacon of hope. The Symbol of Peace. So imagine how Izuku felt when his hero, one of his reasons for wanting to be a hero, offered him a chance at being just like him! How could he not jump at that chance?

Now though? Now, at sixteen, dragging his feet on his way home after yet another lecture about how he made a mistake during training, Izuku wanted to smack his younger self.

There's a reason they say to never meet your heroes…

Dabi's Dancey Dance, T, 3.8k: (DabiHawks) Dabi, out of curiosity and because he wanted to mess with Hawks, decided to give the hero a little dance that's similar to several mating dances he's seen when researching some bird habits, albeit deciding on a combination of samba and salsa. He even practiced it a bit as to not cremate the bird hero and planned to use his quirk a little extra intrigue as he didn't have colorful wings but did have a colorful quirk.

All he had to do was get Hawks to the warehouse under the guise of their usual meeting, make sure his wings were tucked close, and give him a little show.

Operation: Space Invader, G, 4.1k: Due to growing up with Katsuki, the boy who treated Izuku's personal space like his own, and never really having anyone close enough to correct him, Izuku never learned what personal space was thus leading to his interesting encounters at UA once he started to make friends.

Why Don't You Take Me Downtown Anymore?, T, 5.4k: (EraserMic) After listening to Hizashi complaining about Aizawa not taking downtown like they used to for months, even going as far as playing similar songs on his show, the tired man gave in and planned a night out. He even got Hizashi's favorite outfit washed and prepared his own, something different than his usual jumpsuit or sweatpants.

He'll make sure to do smaller outings afterwards, of course, but he'll take the massive hit to his energy to see his husband happy.

Biologically Wired to Think Enji's Eldest is Hot, M, 6k: (DabiHawks) After months of sleeping around(or just making out) with most of the cold-blooded and avian mutant population that frequented a secret heteromorph club, Dabi accidentally gets on the nerves of a specific group who both hated that he A) frequented a club meant for mostly heteromorphs and B) is a non-heteromorph sleeping around with only specific heteromorphs.

Said group, after seeing him at a gathering and easily slipping between partners like usual, made the brash decision to turn the gathering into a hostage situation. They made one mistake, however: they kidnapped Endeavor's eldest son.

Wise Men Say "Only Fools Rush In", M, 16.9k(Incomplete): (DabiHawks) Dabi and Hawks break up after Hawks is stopped from killing Twice and taken before the League could grab him to interrogate him.

Dabi couldn't bring himself to burn what Hawks gave him after the breakup, not even the feather that gently rubbed along his hands during a nightmare.

Hawks couldn't bring himself to take his feathers back from the villains after the breakup and couldn't stop himself from listening to Dabi sleep in case he has a nightmare, can't stop himself from comforting the man and chirp calmly when he felt the warmth of Dabi's quirk around the feather.