#Btw my ex girlfriend had/has a half Saint Bernard dog called Barnie btw!!!!!!!!!

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So, I've been trying to connect to the more animalistic aspect of this linktype, and decided to do some research on beagles. But something about it just didn't feel right? It didn't click the way I thought it would. It was weird but I figured maybe it's just because I'm a cartoon anthro beagle instead of a realistic one, and moved on.

A couple days later, today, I decided to listen to "saint Bernard" by Lincoln, thinking "Hey, this song is themed around dogs!". And then it hit me like a truck(or rather, a large dog). What if I'm not a beagle? I'm not named "beagle" because of my breed, I was adopted by a chicken who happened to be named Ms. Beagle(love you Ma!). So, its intirely possible I'm not a beagle at all, maybe im a saint bernard!

So i did some research on saint bernards, and you'll never guess! I felt the 'click' I was missing! Everything from the coat pattern, to the build, to the vocals, even the personality description, fit me perfectly! 

Y'know, as I'm typing this I've remembered when I was in middle school, trying to get into Harry potter cuz my friends liked it, and I took the official patronus quiz. You'll never guess what I got! Like, f*ck j.k. Rowling, but that's really funny.

Anyway, it makes me really happy to realize this! I'm a saint bernard!!!!! I guess you can call me Saint Bernardaby now?/j

-Barnaby B. Beagle, Welcome Home(🍰)(p.s. Sorry for the long af submission/gen, I just had a lot to say I guess!)

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