#Bruce: Quiet Alfred *operates batdrone to follow Clark around* hmmm it's like he's oblivious to danger
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Batman keeping a special eye out for idiot reporter Clark Kent, because every time that stupid hayseed from Metropolis is in Gotham he manages to stumble into statistically impossible levels of danger for the time he's there.
#Alfred: Can't you just send flowers or chocolates like most people#Bruce: Quiet Alfred *operates batdrone to follow Clark around* hmmm it's like he's oblivious to danger#by the way in this bruce is fully aware Clark is superman#but he's like one of those hosts that doesn't let the guest do anything in their damn house.#bruce wayne#batman#identity shenanigans#clark kent#superman#superbat
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Batman keeping a special eye out for idiot reporter Clark Kent, because every time that stupid hayseed from Metropolis is in Gotham he manages to stumble into statistically impossible levels of danger for the time he's there.
#Alfred: Can't you just send flowers or chocolates like most people#Bruce: Quiet Alfred *operates batdrone to follow Clark around* hmmm it's like he's oblivious to danger#by the way in this bruce is fully aware Clark is superman#but he's like one of those hosts that doesn't let the guest do anything in their damn house.#bruce wayne#batman#identity shenanigans#clark kent#superman#superbat
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