#Bruce is constantly exhasperated

[apinchofsanity]

Batfam at Wayne Galas

Kid Dick Grayson: Doing somersaults, backflips, handstands and juggling hors d'oeuvres to entertain the other bored kids at the event.

Adult Dick Grayson: It is significantly less cute when you break an entire catering table attempting to do a triple back pike whilst slllightly tipsy on champagne.

Barbara Gordon: Egging Dick Grayson on with his dumbassery because its good internet content.

Kid Jason Todd: Baiting dumb rich people to donate more to the charities because put your money where your mouth is bitches.

Adult Jason Todd: Is legally dead. Still attends under an alias because free bar and informing egotistical white men that they're misquoting classic literature in a heavy crime alley accent is a better high than opium.

Kid Tim Drake: Well behaved, incredibly polite and only speaks when spoken too. A picture perfect Drake industries heir.

Teen Tim Drake: Always found asleep underneath the catering table, staff are used to it and know to ignore the loud snoring.

Damian Wayne: Vividly imagines the demise of 95% of the attendee's, especially the older women who try to pinch his cheeks. Stole a dog once cause someone had it trapped in a small handbag whilst it was clearly visibly distressed and dehydrated.

Cass Cain: Loves dancing with Stephanie and Bruce and any other members of the batfam that are available and or willing.

Steph Brown: Only attends because it makes Cass happy and the dresses are pretty AF!!! "It has POCKETS BRUCE!!! do you know how many shrimp I can fit in here??" "wha? no Steph! don't put shrimp in your dress! we have shrimp at home!!" "too laaaate" :3

Duke Thomas: Nervous and quiet but whichever other batkid is in attendance looks after him and makes sure he has a good time.