#Bruce Wayne : You just looked like a Picasso painting. So uncanny valley.

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[It was a slow day for Gotham's vigilantes, surprisingly. So Batman made a decision to do a little bonding activity with his oldest and youngest son : Drawing.]

[Except...]

Nightwing : [Was subjected to a 30 minutes-worth of 'Don't move!' and 'If I see any movement, or even a miniscule amount such as blinking, I will reign HELL upon you.']

Baby Bat, I sat here and posed, for like, 10 minutes. LET ME SEE YOUR FINISHED PRODUCT!

Robin : I... [Hesitation was clear on his features, but unable to say anything as he did feel a need to be responsible for his own drawing... and for his earlier behavior]

There.

Nightwing :...

Batman :...Pffft- [Immediately got shoved by Nightwing]

Nightwing : IS THAT ME?! [Trying, very desperately, not to laugh]

Robin : [Is annoyed and embarrassed, now covering his drawing back up and silently sulks]...

Nightwing:[He snatches it back in a hurry] No— No! It's nice!

Nightwing : [In a quivering voice] It's so nice!

Batman : KEUKH-! Excuse me.

Nightwing : [Turns to Batman who was shaking in laughter, annoyed] Bruce!

Nightwing : [But returns his attention to his Robin, smiling in happiness] I've never looked better! *LIE.*

Nightwing : [Trying TO NOT be a douchebag, like someone behind him] Damn, where were you? Pft- were you when it was time for senior photos?

Robin : [Scowling] Nightwing, I do not appreciate your sarcasm. It does not look good-

Nightwing : It. Is. FAN-TAS-TIC!

Nightwing : [Is motioning to his mask, looking like it was scribbled on BY A BABY USING ITS MOUTH] Oh my goodness- WHAT'S THAT? IS THAT HYPERPIGMENTATION?

[A very loud choking noise was heard]

Robin : [Unimpressed by Nightwing's need to be enthusiastic about something so incorrigible-looking all because it was made by him, Damian wants to set himself on fire]...

Nightwing : [Noticing his Baby Bat's embarrassment, smiling softly] You know what? I've never seen anything like... THIS. I JUST WANT YOU TO KEEP IT UP. Keep it up!

Robin : ... Then why was Father laughing?

[A distinct coughing noise, similar to an old man with years of smoking coughing at his deathbed]

Nightwing : Your FATHER doesn't know what he's doing!

Nightwing : That's HOW - That's HOW you say it's a good drawing in Bat! [He wants to cry from wanting to laugh SO HARD but he can't do something so heinous to his Baby Bat, unlike a certain someone AGAIN ¬_¬]

This was Damian's villain origin story to become an ART KID in his later years.

MIND YOU, THIS WAS DAMIAN'S FIRST TIME DRAWING ANOTHER PERSON—I HC my Baby Bat only sketching LANDSCAPES of Nanda Parbat BEFORE arriving in Gotham.

This was from a TikTok video, I just addressed some creative liberties to better fit all characters, and maybe add some crack. ^^

This was also a bit more feely-feely because I can't help but to add emotions to my shit, and also because I just read a fic where Dick is Damian's biological father. 🥺

So, it's really a ride. ^^