#Brocedes

[user235323]

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lore so fundamental that your team sponsors ads seem like they reference you

[anetherealpoetess]

brocedes lore is crazy. what do you mean nico interviewed alain prost on his podcast. they talk, they laugh, and then, when nico is wrapping the discussion up, as if it's nothing, prost says he hopes nico and lewis can make amends. the world goes on for everyone but nico. he is half-dead on the battlefield, struck through the heart, vision curling around the edges.

he chokes down the shock. he manages to say--oh, yeah, i'd be open to that, casually, as if he isn't split in two, as if the wound is not still fresh. then he begs the wizened old champion to tell him how does someone make amends with their former rival. 'doesn't someone need to apologise first?' his voice caught between bone-deep anxiety and yearning, between the need to keep his composure and the desperate hope that maybe it isn't too late for him to reconcile with lewis.

[blairdii]

a large part of me dies every time someone compares landoscar to the likes of brocedes, in all their unparalleled, childhood-best-friends-turned-enemies, everything-but-a-lover, cornflake ritual, yellow helmet lore, roscoe = rosberg + nico, bed breaking glory. those two are NOT the same, and never will be. we must stop with these hyperbolic comparisons i'm tired

[cadillacjohnf1]

average brocedes interaction:

[liaoakenshield]

Clearly I had to combine these two things

[perciver4ever]

When someone asks me how I'm doing so I pull out the

[pitstoplexi]

[distantlaughter]

Lewis Hamilton (GBR) McLaren and Nico Rosberg (GER) Mercedes AMG F1 on the drivers parade. Formula One World Championship, Rd15, Japanese Grand Prix, Race, Suzuka, Japan, Sunday 7 October 2012. (Photo by Sutton Images/Darren Heath)

[meightyone]

lewis' teams always have him doing gay ass shit in sponsor ads. peroni 1644 living together. petronas brocedes "it's not why we race it's who we race for" while staring homosexually at each other. and vodafone would've leaked the slagclaren sex tape if jenson had any success in making it

[irulancorrinoslawyer]

Back Between Villages

Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg, M, (currently 3k) Ch. 1/8

Spain 2016 Time Loop, Toxic Shenanigans, Working Your Shit Out etc.

Nico hit call, jerking the phone to his ear before he could change his mind.

Lewis picked up on the second ring.

“Ah, Nico, I was waiting for you! Right on time. I wanted to see how far I could get today before you called.” Nico could hear the rush of road cars and– the ocean?

“Uh, what?” Nico was still stunned that Lewis had even answered; he had been so worked up and convinced that Lewis wouldn’t answer, that he hadn’t thought through what to say if he did.

“Yeah, it’s loud here, sorry.”

“That’s not– where are you? Toto–”

“–Is looking for me and asked you to call me? Yeah, I know. I’m uh–” a beat passed where Lewis was presumably getting a hold of his surroundings. “I’m outside the Barcelona Casino.”

Going to be very honest, super nervous about posting this, but here it goes! I’m still pretty new to all this, but I’m really passionate about this project, and I wanted to share it with you guys! Huge shoutout to @ipleadbritney for supporting me every step of the way, and to @duckbills-and-waterfoul for listening to all my rambles and being my beta reader! Love ya

[user235323]

Unknown // Toto Wolff in Autosport 'Mercedes 'scarred' by Hamilton and Rosberg's Spanish GP clash'

[miscommunicationtree]

brocedes, sewis and sico all at the same time. the evil polycule.

[brocedethesis]

stop comparing brocedes to landoscar i BEG you. the lore is never gonna be same, the only resemblance they have is the assignment for #1 and #2 driver!!! NOTHING ELSE MATCHES!!!

[soineffablygay]

(F1 RPF race roll for P19 and P2 in China -> Lewis Hamilton & Lando Norris; in reference to the china cooldown room incident; crossposted on ao3)

Cooldown

The worst thing is, Lewis knows exactly what Nico would say to Lando after his "Throwing the cap"-cooldown-room scene. He'd stare at him with his piercing eyes and give a matter-of-fact "That's not very nice" like he's chastising a child for not saying "Thank You".

But Lewis is not Nico and he was never curt like that, was never outright demanding kindness for himself like that. And besides that, he isn't actually offended by what Lando and Oscar had said, not like Nico would be. He still can't help that little voice inside his head that immediately goes to tell him that Lando and Oscar are nothing like him and Nico and that they know fuck all about what it was like. And that Lando has no right to joke about it.

So when Lewis is standing next to Lando as they're waiting to be allowed to get into their cars parked next to each other in the front row in Japan, he feels a little unnerved, but it's not like he's gonna say anything.

Lando being Lando, though, of course couldn't just let it be. "Sorry if you've seen the cooldown room thing from China, mate. I know it's a sensitive topic," is what he says and he says it in a way that let's Lewis know that he's not actually apologising but instead trying to rile him up minutes before the start of the race.

Of course, Lewis has been around the block a few times, a few times more than Lando, so he's not gonna take whatever Lando is throwing him here. "Sure, mate," he says and looks straight ahead, clasps his hands.

Lewis can see Lando smile innocently out of the corner of his eyes. "Yeah, I mean, we're just always saying we don't wanna end up like Brocedes, you know."

Later, Lewis will be a bit annoyed at how easy it ended up being for Lando to get him there, but this was enough already to make him snap.

He turns around to look at Lando for the first time. "Mate, you could never be like us. You can't even begin to understand how much history and, by the way, talent, you're missing for that. You're just two inexperienced guys stuck together in a winning car for PR purposes," Lewis spits out. "Come next year you won't even have the problem of fighting for 1-2.

Lando simply hums like he's considering it and then smirks at him. "Yeah, maybe. Or maybe I'm just that much better at getting fucked by my team mate and still being genuinely happy for him when he outperforms me. Because we genuinely like each other." There's a beat where Lando assesses Lewis again, then he adds, "You should try that some time."

Lewis is genuinely too stunned to speak, and his heart is pounding and he's still trying to really understand what Lando had just said to him, when the stewards finally give the OK to get in the cars.

Lando starts to walk off, but can't stop himself from turning around again. He shoots Lewis a "Good luck, mate" with a wink and a winning smile.

Oh, Good luck indeed.

(When Oscar overtakes Lewis from P3 in turn 1 and Lewis watches the two McLarens drive off, he thinks, stupidly, that maybe he should call Nico.)

[scuderiastri]

do y'all think Lewis was mad abt the Brocedes references in the cooldown room made by landoscar? Maybe Nico even broke no contact to text Lewis abt it. Both of them not even being that shocked that Lando is bratting out again but Oscar participating in it?! Lewis sending Lando a hotel number after the race, with just a short text saying “bring Oscar with you”. The papaya boys absolutely confused and even a little bit scared by it but they’re obviously going, like?? That’s Lewis Hamilton asking to see you after the race of course they’re going. They arrive and the door to the room isn’t even closed so they quietly slip in. What they didn’t expect to see is both Lewis and Nico sitting on chairs. Lando being the brat he is makes another stupid Brocedes joke, while Oscar is SO out of his depth he’s basically radiating fear. Nico and Lewis not even giving Landos joke a reaction and one of them telling the papaya boys to sit. But like there are no other chairs?? Lando just standing in front of Oscar, finally not smirking and just being absolutely puzzled. Lewis calling out Oscar to come here, the Aussie being lowkey so scared bcs what do they want??? But ofc he obeys Lewis, shuffling with nervous steps to the older. Lewis immediately puts him over his knees when he’s close enough and finally even Lando realises what’s going on, all while Nico has a huge grin on his face beckoning him over.

poor papaya boys were in for a ride that night but at least they (hopefully) learned their lesson that day