#Brocedes

[aquavierra]

Self-repost because honestly YES! But much more deranged because it's not in actors' bubble anymore. It's everywhere...

Me: "I love these actors but they have so much chemistry and very gay for each other and I rather see them marry each other than fantasizing one of them to marry me instead."

[valsmotive]

I look back on those days now and think to myself, ❛Why did we put ourselves through all that? Why did it have to get so venomous?❜ If we had to do it all again, I'd say to Ayrton, ❝Listen, we're the best. Between us, we can screw all the others!❞

Still, though, it was a fantastic story, wasn't it?

[adutchlover]

Truth be said: no driver would have chance against each duo that these four could make - because they were/are/will be their each other’s threats.

[chinese--satellite]

merry christmas, please don't call - brocedes

[adutchlover]

i am so orphan of brocedes

Have you ever gotten everything you ever wanted?

- No, but I once got very close.

[stop-that-train]

[laptime-deleted]

lewis hamilton really has the prettiest boy head over heels for him

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[britney-rosberg06]

[parc-the-ferme]

nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want

[valyrfia]

best part of today has to be everyone who's never listened to Nico Rosberg commentate before slowly realise in real time that he really is that unhinged, really couldn't give less of a fuck, knows an incredible amount of wheel, and has still to get over Lewis Hamilton

[blorbocedes]

did you guys know BBC basically made a mini brocedes rpf style short film to open for 2014 Abu Dhabi, aka their first title fight? it's really melodramatic

this has been scrubbed clean from the bbc website and internet at large, only mention of it was on a fan forum blog from 9 years ago. so I spent a few hours going down a rabbit hole of caches and false leads until I found a reupload with 95 views, and wanted to archive it on my blog. so please enjoy!!

bbc literally doing rpf and hiring child actors to play baby lewis and nico having a rivalry over hot wheels 😭 cut to their real life moments

[stripedstarsblueflags]

lando and oscar: *managed by a shitshow of a team and therefore clash with each other*

nico rosberg, from several kilometers away: I CLASHED WITH MY TEAMMATE ONCE. it was the spring of 2016, even the brilliant rays of sunlight couldn’t melt the frozen shards of the love i gave to–

oscar: lando and i bought each other flowers today :)

[adutchlover]

I think RB made a mistake about choosing Lawson for this seat… as they could have made a masterstroke by bringing Britney back from the dead and pitting the menacing blonde duo against the new Ferrari duo 🙈🙊 (McLaren would be too busy fighting over each other next year.)

Nextlix!!!! Why didn't you plant this seed of discord????

[chinese--satellite]

you're my best friend, now i have no one to tell, how i lost my best friend. - the frost, mitski // inspired by @/starpeace's post on tragedies and love.

[shitapril]

it's been exactly five minutes since the race has started and nico rosberg has already written three sonnets and an ode to lewis hamilton and defended his move for the zero people that attacked him for it I know that's right