#Bro scored a hattrick

[brahimsbae]

starboys😻

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

reading the bluelock light novels and theres so many fun lil character traits and info thrown in (probably not on the wiki bc the LNs dont have an official english release yet)

isagi was a crybaby and a scardy cat as a kid

he was also really senitive to sounds and they’d make him cry (he just like me fr)

isagi’s always had really great spacial awareness and vision, even as a toddler

nagi lived at student dorms at hakuho academy (which explains why his parents dont live w/ him)

he got into hakuho, an elite tokyo prep school, with only two weeks of studying

there were two different rumors abt nagi amongst his classmates, one saying if you talked to him you’d be cursed with bad luck and the other saying youd find happiness after talking to him, the curse rumor is more popular 

(nagi my poor guy, his classmates think hes a weirdo just bc hes quiet an not interested in rich kid pissing contests)

he also has the nickname of ‘thousand year netaro’ bc he sleeps in class so much lmao

he doesnt study but still gets good grades, at least in social sciences

nagi helps his class win a volleyball tournament (that he was forced to participate in) despite knowing nothing abt the rules purely based off of his height, reflexes, trapping skills, and desire to finish the game quickly so he can go home lmao

bachira refers to his mother by her given name, yuu, which would typically be disrespectful af in japanese culture but in this context i think it just displays how close they are + the fact that bachira’s first/best friend is his mama :’)

he walked (dribbled), slept rough, and hitchhiked all the way to osaka from chiba prefecture for 5 days just to go see one of her art exhibitions too

he got a fortune from a shrine that literally read  that he will meet his “ 運命の相手” - unmei no aite, literally ‘partner of fate’ or ‘fated partner’, bachisagi soulmate-isms r crazy

he won a 4 on 1 fight with a bunch of delinquents in osaka

rin liked ice cream but really he’d be happy with anything as long as sae bought it for him

the itoshi bros played for the kamakura united youth club, which won the U15 national league

they shared a bedroom growing up

rin gets bad grades in every subject other than english bc hes too busy thinking abt football, and hes only good at english bc he wants to go pro and play internationally

rin got into horror movies and games only after sae left for spain, he likes the thrill they give him, especially splatter films

he found a scene of someone getting chopped up w/ a chainsaw calming after he had a rough day,, damn okay rin in there anything u wanna talk abt edgelord?

“Perhaps because of this stress, he has recently been watching shark movies at night, where sharks attack humans. It’s refreshing to see a giant man-eating shark attack and munch on humans.”  what a fuckin chuuni oml

sae got trending on japanese football twitter for scoring a hattrick for real madrid’s youth team

rin did the tongue-out-in-concentration/bloodlust thing pre-bluelock too apparantly

he didnt talk to sae whilst he was in spain bc he didnt want to bother him but he kept up news of him and thought abt him a lot

“He thought he would just shout out loud “I'm the best in Japan!” and hug him, but in reality, that didn't work out that way” <- rins first thought seeing sae after 4 years, excuse me whilst i sob

chigiri went to a ‘jitsugyo’ school, which is like a vocational tech or business school, it also has a foreign name (’lacosute’) so its probably a private school, maybe missionary?

chigiri likes cats awww, there was specially a stray black cat he’d talk to and buy karinto manju for

his ACL is attached to his knee in an odd which which is why he can run so fast

chigiri stopped cutting his hair after he quit going to his school’s football club once he finished rehab for his knee

reo got baya to hire him a whole team of ppl including a coach, nutritionist, nurse, etc once he decided on football, fuckin rich ppl i swear 

all the adults who worked w/ reo sing his praises but also said how cheeky he was lmaooo

reo was learning english, spanish, and german in preperation for going pro

he also got a specially made football training VR facility made for him this boy i swear

reo bribed the hakuho football club w/ fancy meat and the opportunity to meet idols to get them to put more effort in

immediately upon meeting nagi reo notices his height and how ‘cool’ and ‘intense’ his trapping is like okay fruit

[stormoflina]

reading your answers i just want to say: my fav thing is people complaining about idk trents g/a stat as if he isnt a RB 😭

Trent literally redefined what being a RB means, and they are still comparing him to REECE JAMES, or moaning about his G/A, like what?!😭

I swear, we could play the last, league winning match next year, he could score a hattrick, including a 30m free-kick and the tactico bros would be still on about how got dribbled past eleven times by that Doku dude 😭😭

[lanarchive]

idk bro maybe just send wilo up front and have him score a hattrick

[eddienketiah]

bro gets chosen to replace cr7 now he scores a hattrick

[harristops]

Not to be that person but if Carli got dropped I don't think she'd be talking to any of her Canadian teammates on how to win or working hard for the win. Even Sinclair was giving massages to her team members on the sidelines when she was subbed out in the final. It goes to show that Ash and the Canadians are built different, tbh.

LOOOL Ash and the Canadians!! Bro tho for real if this was Carli it would probably have been a lawsuit or some melodramatic meltdown about her legacy etc. etc. She'll never be a GOAT no matter how many caps or goals or assists she has. Soccer is a team sport and there's no greater team players that the ones at the Pride, not just including Ash. She's definitely the foundation of the team and she builds people up and gets them motivated and is a leader, but the whole team wants to win for each other - they're a family.

The difference between Sinclair and Carli is that Sincy doesn't care if she gets subbed, doesn't care if she doesn't get to score, doesn't care if she has a pivotal role - her job is to help her team win at all costs. If that is by sitting on the bench and being a masseuse/water girl? Sure. If it's by taking hard fouls to earn PKs? No problem. She doesn't need to force her team to give her a hattrick in her final match. She doesn't even need to be the one taking the game-winning PK. She just wants to win, and she just wants to play the game with her team and win it the right way, even if it's tough.

[zalimaaa]

Bro you should do a ‘man united references in music’ post

this isn’t definitive but here we goo

attitude - dave 

i go trapstar, and get my girl clothes, and spend the paul pogba, that’s a peugeot

100ms - dave 

my striker’s 18 with a hightop, this kid’s looking like marcus rashford

know me from - stormzy

i come to your team and i fuck shit up, I’m david moyes

wickedskengman part 4 - stormzy

i’m the grime scene’s lukaku / 6’5 black guy, mad fly, put me up top

daily duppy - youngsteflon 

my young g that’s my smallest shooty, he go hard for the team so I call him rooney

marcus rashford by youngsteflon 

score bare goals last year, got charged up and crashed it / now they playing up front, coming like marcus rashford

try put my young guy on the wing, coming like anthony martial

english breakfast - skepta 

my man are United like giggs, I will never leave my young gunners like thierry

back 2 back - headie one 

treat these opps like united at a home match, it’s nothing but red tops

all hallows - casisdead 

yeah we fucking party, middle fingers up like fuck the tory party / they’re about as far right wing as nani, so we start riots like we just lost the derby

warm up sessions - kamakaze 

doing gigs after games like his sister-in-law

hattrick - chip

man united with the flow, i done the treble on him

death penalty - ghetts 

11-a-side, man united with the devil and strike

blatant truth - big zuu

old school, man ah clap man like vidić

play your position (beckham) - merky ace

get a boot in the face like beckham, take man down in less than a second

smooth with it - pat lagoon 

ball through your legs like john o shea / who's out next / ole ole (ahvsdvs this came out this january can you tell)

[buyerns]

also why does coutinho just standing there and not helping to defend???? yeah bro you scored a hattrick last match now get to work you loser

[residentfluffdaemon]

hehe yeaaaaa

OH AND IM LAUGHING AT THE BLUES TOOOOO

HOW ARE YOU GONNA LET THE GUY YOU WANT 'REVENGE' ON SCORE A FREAKIN HATTRICK?????

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Bro you're kidding. A freaking hattrick, when they were talking so big? I'll admit, I never played soccer, but I cheered JV, and we did soccer games sometimes, and from what I've seen, that's pretty difficult, and to let this guy just get away with that? I suspect something shady. I saw highlights, and it seemed like their goalie was a little hesitant, which is really bad.

[filmysansaar]

@jubin_nautiyal & @kohlihimansh are back with another heartbreak track for Bhusha Kumar's @tseries.official – Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana After the massive success of Wafa Na Raas, celebrated singer Jubin Nautiyal reunites with actor Himansh Kohli for another heartbreak track titled Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana presented by Bhushan Kumar's T-Series, also starring @akanksha8000 Composed by @meetbrosofficial the song penned by @therashmivirag promises to linger with audiences as it brings together a winning combination of artists. While Main Jis Din Bhulaa Du received 185+ million views and Wafa Na Raas received 205+ million views on YouTube, with Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana, the trio hope to score a hattrick – Directed by Navjit Buttar, Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskur Nautiyal & Himansh Kohli are back with another heartbreak track for Bhushan Kumar's T-Series – Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana After the massive success of Wafa Na Raas, celebrated singer Jubin Nautiyal reunites with actor Himansh Kohli for another heartbreak track titled Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana presented by Bhushan Kumar's T-Series, also starring Akanksha Puri. Composed by Meet Bros the song penned by Rashmi Virag promises to linger with audiences as it brings together a winning combination of artists. While Main Jis Din Bhulaa Du received 185+ million views and Wafa Na Raas received 205+ million views on YouTube, with Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana, the trio hope to score a hattrick – Directed by Navjit Buttar, Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana, starring Himansh Kohli and Akanksha Puri is shot in the breathtaking Kashmir Valley taking audiences through an intense, heartbreaking story of torn lovers. Jubin Nautiyal’s soulful vocals capture the essence and beauty of the track which depicts the tear-jerking emotion of anguish in love. Bhushan Kumar’s T-Series presents Jubin Nautiyal’s Bewafa Tera Yuh Muskurana. Starring Himansh Kohli and Akanksha Puri, the heartbreak track will be out on T-Series’ YouTube channel on the 9th of August. #JubinNautiyal #HimanshKohli #HeartbreakTrack #BhushanKumar #TSeries #BewafaTeraYuhMuskurana #WafaNaRaas #AkankshaPuri #MeetBros #RashmiVirag #MainJisDinBhulaaDu #YouTube #NavjitButtar #Kashmir https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPhRE-sBTU/?utm_medium=tumblr

[battingonjakku]

inspired by the cricket shouts twitter account, here are some more things that happened at my now-disbanded charity cricket club:

‘You’re affecting the scoring worm! THE SCORING WORM!’

Bowler: ‘Umpire, the ball’s out of shape’ Our captain: ‘So are you!’

(after an LBW is turned down) Bowler: ‘what was that missing??’ Keeper: ‘leg and off’ (actually they got told off for that, respect your umpires bros)

various references to players going down in instalments when diving in the field

(when our two long-haired batsmen and long-haired umpire were out in the middle together) (this was the late noughties all 20 year old boys had long hair): ‘this is like a bad cricket themed shampoo advert’

‘I’ve got a fifty per cent batting average now, I score runs fifty per cent of the time’ 

(when I was batting with a 6′5 guy as the sun started going down) batting partner: ‘it’s really hard to see with the sun just over the trees like that’ me: ‘...yeah I’m not having this problem’

said batsman goes into bat against his home team, they move all their fielders to cow corner, batsmen is promptly caught out first ball

‘you’re on a hattrick!’ ‘what???’ ‘well you’re on the second ball of a hattrick’

‘I’ve lost my phone’ ‘we put it on the pitch on a good length, you’ll never find it’

generally choosing to bowl first when winning the toss as it would make the game last longer

[themoodytips]

Hi I really love your account and it makes me really happy to see more Everett content on here! So I wanted to ask who your top 5 favorite Tips are if you don't mind me asking :)

Thank you so much! :)

my five favorites are;

Carter Hart (He’s such a softie)

Riley Sutter (Him and Carter were billet bros! Riley is also a softie, I’m a softie for softies! Heres a video of the boys doing Christmas song parodies and Riley wearing a snowman headband!! (x) )

Garett Pilon (I cheered so loud when he got his hattrick! I think I scared my neighbors, w h o o p s

Ian Walker (I’ve got a soft spot for my smol D men because that’s the position I play in hockey. Also Ian is a softie! He messaged me about the fanart I did for him on Instagram! I just about  D I E D)

and of course Kevin Davis, the boy who scored us to victory on Monday night. :))

(Let’s just say that the tips should be called the Everett Softtips)

[humhongekamyaab-blog]

What your result says about you

Throughout my school days, I have been a below average student. So when I took 10th and 12th class exams, all my parents expected was; don’t get a compartment in any subject and try to score above 65%. I dint get compartment and scored 77 and 72%( does this qualify as a hattrick). These two days may now have blurred from memory  but what I can recall vividly is the million dollar smile on my parents’ face.

Now after 2 decades, when I think of my marks in comparison to what kids score today( everybody is in the 95%+ league), I am back to being below avg. So today I want to dedicate this write up to any and every kid whose neighbour or cousin or elder bro/sis is in the super genius league but they like me have managed to just avoid a compartment.

Yes, it would have been amazing had you also scored higher marks but that cant be changed now. So, what can be changed, is how to respond to this situation. Come to think of it, you live in India, where the person who started his career as a chai wala, did BA from school of open learning in 3rd division. Then did masters, again through distance learning without any distinction is ruling the country today. Whereas a student of doon school, who went to Harvard for his graduation but had to leave it because his dad was assassinated. Completed graduation from Rollins college US and then went to Trinity college for M. Phill is called a pappu.

My point is if a guy who did not attend a regular college for graduation or post graduation, was involved in one of the worst riots this country has seen( Godhra 2002), is confidently calling himself a chowkidaar of the nation and expecting that country will elect him a second time and not someone who has done his studies from one of the best places on Earth, then what have to be ashamed of? In fact you should go right now to your parents and inform them, not to disheartened because you may run for the top post in the country one day( not that you will also cause riots), all you need to do is a public speaking course.

I have come to realise that by education parameters, I may also one day run for the top post( you never know) and again see a huge smile on my parents’ face.