#Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

[yeets-ix]

can you name Barry "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" in TMOSTH

[laropasucia]

For context on “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116”:

[dinguspoint5]

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 and the Chipmunks

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 1996 a couple named their son "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" claiming it was pronounced "Albin." This was in protest to a $740 fine they'd received for failing to register a name by his fifth birthday (x)

[falselyprofound]

Y'know what, yeah, gonna ramble a bit more about how my characters got their names because I am terrible with this.

Clarissa Dunst: Bastardization of Larry Butz's pseudonym in the third Ace Attorney game. (Laurice Deauxnim > Clarice Deauxnim > Clarissa Dunst)

Jitendra "Joseph" Prasad: Originally called Josef, after a character I once played in a high school production. Honestly not sure when that changed.

Ingrid Zheng: Bastardization of Incavris, from back when she was a Neopet.

Bee: I straight-up don't remember. I also don't remember why her name was 'Bernie' in earlier drafts.

Marshal Johnson: Named after that guy from How I Met Your Mother who was convinced bigfoot was real. An old game prototype had Clarissa and Joseph make a one-off joke about said character, and then the one-off joke became a character because I overthink my jokes.

Fiona "Finch" Meggins: Megan Finn, from The Wishlist. (Can you tell I designed most of these guys in high school?)

Jack Haas: Designed for an OCT where everyone is a jackass. QED. (The spelling of his last name was inspired by a brand of avocado.)

Lavinia Mortigan (Vinny): First name comes from the Shakespeare character, surname is the goalie from Team Haunted Woods on Neopets.

Vinny's other pseudonyms: Mostly Shakespeare characters (Margaret Claudius, Marcella Costa), though once they get found out they ask whoever's nearby for a new name. (Belladonna, Steve, and - hilariously - Lavinia again.)

Sprocket McKormic: 'Sprocket' is a temporary name used by an amnesiac in Deadly!. ("There's a theory I'm called Sprocket..."). 'McKormic' was suggested by my OCT writing partner at the time.

Annabelle Merlo: Straight-up don't remember, but I know it only starts with 'A' because the Camera Bunker Bat trio were originally named A, B, and C.

Duncan Durant and Isadora Voclain: Those two kids from A Series of Unfortunate Events. ...And therefore a certain deceased dancer, I suppose.

Eldora Doe: I hit 'random' on Death Road to Canada a couple of times, got her first name, then went "hahaha. that sounds like El Dorado."

Jonald Doe: Because I already had Eldora designed and wanted him to be just as stupid. 'Jonald', because I already knew a couple of Johns.

Patricia Sloane: Surname from the protagonist of The Intergalactic Nemesis.

Bernard Warnes: One of the placeholder names in the Monster of the Week scenario 'Damn Dirty Apes'. His maiden name (Nielsen) is because I realised too late I had the opportunity to make the BONE cast have the initials BONE. fml

Alice Benson: I know like three different fictional characters named Alice who are in the medical profession, so when I needed a paramedic for MotW you bet your ass that's the name I chose.

Rockwell Everett: Originally it was gonna be Rockwell Everest, after the mountain, but I typo'd it and couldn't be fucked changing it. Anyway yeah. He's a spelunker. His name is literally Cave Mountain.

Amethyst Orson: Amy Sullivan, from the John Dies series.

Spakel, Twikel: Typos I made in my Neopets's names at age 6 and have decided to keep, because it's funny.

Dylan Swisse: i had a multivitamin on my desk and was very tired.

Lincoln Femurbruch: There was a character in that D&D campaign named Abraham. I was very tired. Surname should probably be Femurfraktur, because her job is punching skeletons

Maya Omai: 'Maya' from Ace Attorney, 'Omai' because it makes her name sound like my, oh my!

Teeth: Originally 'Tief', because Tiefling. Then I went hahahaha that sounds like Teeth and kept it.

Mabel Crake: Originally an Earth Genasi called Marble. Because she was made out of marble. Stunning

Hat: okay, that one's on you guys

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116: That one is also on you guys.

Cool Ranch the duck: GAY420GAY

[830poll]

85. It's, er, your call if you want to tell them about me. Normally I'd get in trouble for that, but I'd say we're pretty beyond that point. (yeah i'm helping them w the divorce. think their wife left them for mothman - 45.5%)

That's- that's just your theory! Stop adding details to my love life!

What's he got that I don't, anyway? He can't bowl. He doesn't have arms.

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 retracts his statement.

[skilledpoint]

@unskilledpoint

wanna spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and then brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronouced as albin)

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

[notonal]

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 Berg, the twentieth century composer

[adrastalofnjordergarrten]

Anessen: Hey why is your name so weird? Farren: My name? My name is normal. Anessen: No I mean your written name *points to the longest string of elven ever* Farren: OH! Yeah, well you see...Apparently, some of the names the dark elf nobility had were being used by some "non-noble motherfuckers" Anessen: So you settled on Farren Farren: Yup!

[nappe-plays-the-sims]

“Well, it rules out names like ‘Simis’ and ‘Kynda’.”

“Watcher, no, what kind of mother would I be if I named my child Simis Broke?”

“Some do that, and worse,” Charity said. “I read in the newspaper that some parents tried to name their kid Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.”

“Somehow I don’t think that name would work with any surname,” Brandi replied.

[smiledotdeer]

Hey Cal! Do you have any baby name ideas yet?

Alastor, please! But yes, I do have more!

Cyanide. Version 2.0. Jermajesty. Sanitizer. ABCDEFG. Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.

[sugarstarlights]

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is prnounced "Albin" if you were curious.

Yep, sounds right, I have no reason to question that. However 'Albin' as a name also sucks really bad so that same name in clearer spelling should be banned too.

[nameforadragon]

His name is *checks notes* Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.

[ociel-namesuggestions]

TIL that this really happened... or at least a set of Swedish parents tried to register this name for their kid. They were turned down.... They even tried to appeal the court’s decision but lost again. It was in protest against a fine for not registering their kid’s name before the fifth birthday. The explanation is amazing.

Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 Phantomhive

“Pronounced ‘Albin’.”

Submitted by @quack-butler

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[cromchychipdip]

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 and the Chipmunks.