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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Asking for a friend!
(He's asking for himself. Alastor Junior refuses to sleep.)
Tattletale!
#welcome to the internet! (online post)#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#(( The parentheses = one of his microphone voices ))#(( Also hi wow it's been a while huh ))#(( But I'm in a MUCH better mood nowadays ))
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"Back by undoubtedly popular demand: me! I do hope I was missed!"
#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#a day in the afterlife (face to face)#(( Wow hi Tunglr it's been a while huh ))
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A broadcast comes through after a brief moment of static as he tunes in to Alastor's frequency. "Charlie Alpha Lima! Yellow! Are you available at the moment? I have something I wish to give you!"
Alastor glanced up from his newspaper as his frequency was being tapped in to. He'd been staring at the pages for a good while, without really being able to do any progress.
To be fair, he was exhausted. The full moon had bothered him, disturbing his sleep schedule. He had not been able to rest for a good, few days.
He hesitated a little, but soon responded in a low, soft voice.

"I am, yes. Feel free to stop by~"
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Hmm.
...when you get back down here, please approach the bench for further discussions~
Ah— Well. Hmm. That does complicate my defense strategy.
... When I get back down there, I don't suppose I could... persuade 💕 you to reduce the charges against my client? Like I said, I take my legal work very, very seriously.
#concubuck#welcome to the internet! (online post)#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#radio baby#(( MA THE DEER ARE FLIRTING ON MAIN AGAIN!!!! ))
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You're telling me the WackRib from WackDonald's ISN'T made from ACTUAL RIB MEAT? That's FALSE ADVERTISING!
I'm going to burn down the nearest chain at once.
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Someone remind me to slip Travis a drink that’s been laced with one or two of my magnolia petals before the month is over!
#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#(( 'Is this a peace offering?' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- no. ))#(( His antler magnolias are VERY POISONOUS! NEVER eat them! ))
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I'm PRETTY SURE I saw HP Lovecraft DNI on a wheel cover today while out and about at the store!
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My father! I try VERY HARD not to give him TOO much credit, though!
@radioconstructed
⌖ A BOLD and BRAVE act from our HEROIC CALASTOR! WELL DONE!
⌖ Remind me who Travis is again? @smiledotdeer
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“Why is it attractive when the queen kills somebody, but when I do it it’s ‘wrong’?”
#(( SOMEONE'S salty lmao. ))#you all have such cozy little lives (dash commentary)#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#a day in the afterlife (face to face)#(( Can be either F2F or a broadcast! ))#national public radio (dash commentary allowed)
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He’s MY baby, too, y’know!
#you all have such cozy little lives (dash commentary)#welcome to the internet! (online post)#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#(( Two months of near silence and this is what breaks it: baby talk. ))#(( Anyway pipe down we all know it's your baby too. ))#(( They're just talking about moms not dads. ))
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I got to see my two neighbors fighting each other via the names of their Wi-Fi today!
#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#welcome to the internet! (online post)#(( No context? ))#(( You're just gonna leave it at that? ))#(( Alrighty! ))
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I, for one, was happy to see him out in the wild! And he was funny to watch!
> "Hmm... well, it's not illegal. He did say he was taking a day off, and if menacing strangers helps his mental health, who am I to judge?"
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I know what I'm wearing for October!
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I do not spew profanities! I enunciate them clearly like a fucking gentleman!
#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#(( I have a mug that says this ))#(( Just replace 'gentleman' with 'lady' ))#(( I'm drinking from it right now and that inspired me ))
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Good news to everyone that f###s: it’s Lay Day!
#(( Hold on there's a part 2 coming up. ))#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)#welcome to the internet! (online post)
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> (private transmission from Alexa!) "Say, with Buck being topside, are you alone with the baby? Would you like a hand? I can make sure the baby doesn't stick a fork in an electrical socket, if you need to step away for a shower or nap."
"Would I! He did finally get to sleep, but it's just about dinner time for both of us! Not that you need bribing, since you oh-so-generously offered, but you can have a free shrimp po'boy for your efforts if you come over!"
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