#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)

[smiledotdeer]

@concubuck “Yellow! Are you around and available at the moment? I wanted to see if you’d be interested in visiting that library I was telling you about a while back!”

[radicheart-a]

"Back by undoubtedly popular demand: me! I do hope I was missed!"

[smiledotdeer]

Hmm.

...when you get back down here, please approach the bench for further discussions~

Ah— Well. Hmm. That does complicate my defense strategy.

... When I get back down there, I don't suppose I could... persuade 💕 you to reduce the charges against my client? Like I said, I take my legal work very, very seriously.

[alastors-radioshow]

A broadcast comes through after a brief moment of static as he tunes in to Alastor's frequency. "Charlie Alpha Lima! Yellow! Are you available at the moment? I have something I wish to give you!"

Alastor glanced up from his newspaper as his frequency was being tapped in to. He'd been staring at the pages for a good while, without really being able to do any progress.

To be fair, he was exhausted. The full moon had bothered him, disturbing his sleep schedule. He had not been able to rest for a good, few days.

He hesitated a little, but soon responded in a low, soft voice.

"I am, yes. Feel free to stop by~"

[smiledotdeer]

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Asking for a friend!

(He's asking for himself. Alastor Junior refuses to sleep.)

Tattletale!

[radicheart-a]

@alastors-radioshow​

“Charlie Alpha Lima. Alastor? Are you about? I—don’t know if you even celebrate this particular holiday, but...I made quite a lot of food, and I was wondering if perhaps you’d like to share. Even if you don’t celebrate...food is food, yes?”

[smiledotdeer]

“Happy birthday to Angel Dust! Let me know if you want anything special cooked up!”

[smiledotdeer]

♪ Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! ♫

[smiledotdeer]

You're telling me the WackRib from WackDonald's ISN'T made from ACTUAL RIB MEAT? That's FALSE ADVERTISING!

I'm going to burn down the nearest chain at once.

[smiledotdeer]

My father! I try VERY HARD not to give him TOO much credit, though!

@radioconstructed

⌖ A BOLD and BRAVE act from our HEROIC CALASTOR! WELL DONE!

⌖ Remind me who Travis is again? @smiledotdeer

[smiledotdeer]

I'm PRETTY SURE I saw HP Lovecraft DNI on a wheel cover today while out and about at the store!

[smiledotdeer]

@furby-organist “Charlie Alpha Lima! Alexa! Good morning! Are you busy?”

[smiledotdeer]

Charlie Alpha Lima! Some of the traps I set up were triggered, but I am alive and well!

[smiledotdeer]

I, for one, was happy to see him out in the wild! And he was funny to watch!

> "Hmm... well, it's not illegal. He did say he was taking a day off, and if menacing strangers helps his mental health, who am I to judge?"

[smiledotdeer]

He’s MY baby, too, y’know!

[smiledotdeer]

I got to see my two neighbors fighting each other via the names of their Wi-Fi today!