#charlie alpha lima (broadcast)
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Asking for a friend!
(He's asking for himself. Alastor Junior refuses to sleep.)
Tattletale!
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radicheart-a · 2 years ago
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"Back by undoubtedly popular demand: me! I do hope I was missed!"
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alastors-radioshow · 2 years ago
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A broadcast comes through after a brief moment of static as he tunes in to Alastor's frequency. "Charlie Alpha Lima! Yellow! Are you available at the moment? I have something I wish to give you!"
Alastor glanced up from his newspaper as his frequency was being tapped in to. He'd been staring at the pages for a good while, without really being able to do any progress.
To be fair, he was exhausted. The full moon had bothered him, disturbing his sleep schedule. He had not been able to rest for a good, few days.
He hesitated a little, but soon responded in a low, soft voice.
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"I am, yes. Feel free to stop by~"
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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Hmm.
...when you get back down here, please approach the bench for further discussions~
Ah— Well. Hmm. That does complicate my defense strategy.
... When I get back down there, I don't suppose I could... persuade 💕 you to reduce the charges against my client? Like I said, I take my legal work very, very seriously.
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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You're telling me the WackRib from WackDonald's ISN'T made from ACTUAL RIB MEAT? That's FALSE ADVERTISING!
I'm going to burn down the nearest chain at once.
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radicheart-a · 2 years ago
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Someone remind me to slip Travis a drink that’s been laced with one or two of my magnolia petals before the month is over!
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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I'm PRETTY SURE I saw HP Lovecraft DNI on a wheel cover today while out and about at the store!
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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My father! I try VERY HARD not to give him TOO much credit, though!
@radioconstructed
⌖ A BOLD and BRAVE act from our HEROIC CALASTOR! WELL DONE!
⌖ Remind me who Travis is again? @smiledotdeer
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radicheart-a · 3 years ago
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“Why is it attractive when the queen kills somebody, but when I do it it’s ‘wrong’?”
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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He’s MY baby, too, y’know!
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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I got to see my two neighbors fighting each other via the names of their Wi-Fi today!
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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I, for one, was happy to see him out in the wild! And he was funny to watch!
> "Hmm... well, it's not illegal. He did say he was taking a day off, and if menacing strangers helps his mental health, who am I to judge?"
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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I know what I'm wearing for October!
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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I do not spew profanities! I enunciate them clearly like a fucking gentleman!
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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Good news to everyone that f###s: it’s Lay Day!
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smiledotdeer · 2 years ago
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> (private transmission from Alexa!) "Say, with Buck being topside, are you alone with the baby? Would you like a hand? I can make sure the baby doesn't stick a fork in an electrical socket, if you need to step away for a shower or nap."
"Would I! He did finally get to sleep, but it's just about dinner time for both of us! Not that you need bribing, since you oh-so-generously offered, but you can have a free shrimp po'boy for your efforts if you come over!"
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