#Brennan jones

[happy-emmdings]

ouat scenes + incorrect quote generator pt. 1/?

[vasfasan]

Brennan: *names his new son Liam*

Killian:

[drmrspancakes]

Love my lil puff <3

[piraterefrigerator]

It's so wild to me that I can so easily make a list of Brennan's sons ranked by how much he loves them. Observe.

Liam 2

Liam 1

Killian

And now, the essay

Liam 2 is so clearly the favorite in so many ways. For instance, "I would NEVER leave him!!". Which is so so shitty to say the kid that you DID leave.

Liam 1 is obviously the second bc he got a kid named after him. And if Liam 2's middle name was Killian Brennan would've mentioned it. I am so sure that Brennan liked him better than Killian bc he was mature and less of a hassle than Killian. But clearly he wasn't good enough to not get abandoned.

And then there's Killian. The blatant least favorite. I have nothing else to say here Brennan really just said "Nah I don't like that one"

[ixyzbell]

i miss you ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১

[balmainberry]

these Pierre Balmain jeans, boy, i love how they stack👺🗣️

[wimpykidgordon]

pop my shit cus im a cool cat

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

[Alice and Emma are talking about Killian]

Alice: Oh, he's scared of death. Ever since he was a kid.

Emma: He never told me that. Did something happen?

Alice: Oh, just the kind of stuff that really is out of a parent's control.

Emma: Like what?

Alice: Like, um, I lied to him and told him that his dad died when he was four. That probably didn't help.

Emma: Mm-hmm.

Alice: And then, he was really scared, and he asked me if he was ever gonna die.

Emma: And what did you say?

Alice: I said no. I said, "When you grow up, they will have cured all of the diseases and you're gonna live forever." Now, that one wasn't my fault. Science let me down.

[a-heart-of-kyber]

Will never be over Killian's dad naming his 3rd son Liam...after his firstborn who he sold into indentured service along with his second son.

Who...does that?!

[justmilah]

If I did memes, I'd do a picture from the end of the Harry Potter movies where he's like 'you're named after the bravest men I know' or whatever it was (I saw it once like a trillion years ago) only it's Brennan's face and Liam 2's face and he's like 'You're named after the best men I know, Brennan Brennan Jones.'

[killian-whump]

I found one of Brennan Jones's other kids.

introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

[happy-emmdings]

Okay okay but hear me out… what if Killian’s and Liam’s mother was a selkie? Does that headcanon exist? Because I can’t be the only one that is in love with this concept. Because, think about it. First of all, Brennan Jones is exactly the kind of guy that would steal a selkie’s seal skin and lie about it and manipulate her, because she was beautiful and he felt entitled to “have her”. And maybe the selkie heritage is why the brothers Jones have wanderlust and a longing for the sea in their veins. I have so many headcanons about her already but they’re maybe a bit too tragic… anyway, this is a manifesto of my selkie mama Jones propaganda

[vasfasan]

I think it is extremely important that Killian being abandoned by his father as a child wasn't a retcon made just so that they could force a betrayal narrative into 5x11. No. It's a well in advance, way back in season 2, established thing, that just got its rightful flashback later on.

It's a theme that permeates Killian's entire character, influences his decisions and behaviour throughout the show. I just love that.

[saahir]

Brennan Jones by Me

[piraterefrigerator]

Brennan Jones: