#Boy Leprechaun

[gifs-of-puppets]

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[katherineshiser]

Pussy so tight it got him stuck 😵‍💫🥵

[im-getting-help]

I'm going just randomly put my ideas here and hear you talk cause I can(I'm lonely)

WOLFBOY FELIX

Here, the maze scene, but Felix decides not to hear Oliver and starts walking more into the woods around Saltburn(Oliver follows trying to keep talking) they hear a sound, Oliver tries to make Felix come back with him, cause he is scared about what could happen. Long story short, a gigantic wolf tried to attack Oliver, Felix saves him, and now he's a werewolf 🤓🫵

AAA I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SRRY!! Please keep putting all your ideas here, i love it!!

okay, im gonna be honest, i have absolutely no idea about werewolves, i was always team vampires so im pretty uneducated on magical wolves history.

nonetheless... i love the idea of Felix, reaching the end of puberty and immediately entering second puberty as a dog LMAO that poor man, give him a rest. He's already so horny all the time and now THIS.

Anyways, Saltburn is absolutely cursed and attracts mythical creatures.

All Cattons suffered some kind of supernatural encounter. Sadly Felix had the worst luck (is karma, he's usually really lucky but you know how lucky people tend to have one misfortune that kinda fucks their whole life at once?), now he's a werewolf.

Granny Catton, the last member of the family who knew and studied about the mythical and magical history of the lineage and grounds, is dead. Sir James still has all of her books, although he doesn't believe, he knew better than to get rid of his mother's paganic possessions (his mother told him that if he EVER got rid of those books she would come back to haunt him until he returned every single one of them).

Now, Felix and Oliver sit and read the books, try to find any information about lycantropy. They end up finding out about all Saltburn not so secret history and how the grounds became cursed in the first place.

who cursed Saltburn? that's a story for another day.

There's not much info on lycantropy, but, granny's diaries redirect their attention. She spent most her life trying to lift the curse off the grounds and off the family, all her discoveries are all written there. Apparently granny played with the lineage since she could give birth, and aunt Fredericka knows something about the Catton bloodline that SirJames ignores. They should talk to Farleigh, maybe arrange a visit to auntie... but my god Felix is really horny right now and Oliver smelles so good, sweaty from lifting and carrying boxes filled with books. Oliver's looking at him through his glasses with those blue eyes that remind Felix of a clear night sky and full moon.

Fuck the curse, he needs to fuck Oliver right here and now.

[girlspecimen]

WHAT IS WITH THE CUMSTAINS ??????

[sleeby-pisces]

i cant explain why but this is so devlin, faithful and albus core

[icepoptrio]

That one question in the mp100 fanbook calling Ritsu's clothes stylish is a psyop I've seen how they dress him in promo art

[starthelostboys]

i feel like paul would unironically like the leprechaun movies

[frenchiefitzhere]

Am I procrastinating even when all I have to do is finish writing a song? Yep... THIS IS THE CREATIVE PROCESS...SO SUE ME! /j /nm AND THE CREATIVE PROCESS LOOKS LIKE LOTS OF HELLMOS IN DIFFERENT SEASONAL COSTUMES: Hearts Hellmo:

Leprechaun Elmo:

PSElmo:

And now they can all join their brother...

[assless-chapstick]

so until a couple weeks ago I had never seen the hit 2000s television show Glee but I started watching it recently and it's just fuckin Im obsessed and idk why it's so fuckin stupid

and now imagine what if it was glee but it was fuckin Red Dead Gleedemption

but it's not a highschool au they're just themselves, they're just cowboys that sing showtunes and how fuckin gd funny that would be like fuckin

dutch is the coach obvi and he's always deciding who sings what and when and who duets with who and who gets solos and like mARSTON AGAIN?? REALLY COACH HE CAN'T EVEN CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET I SWEAR TO GOD

and then Arthur gets to sing I'm at a pay phone Dutchy just phone home all of the time you spent on plans

AND IMAGINE THEY DO CHOREO

unfortunately I can't think of a single popular song to riff off rn I don't listen to the gosh dang radio no more idk what's popular except for what's blowing up on Tiktok

[crypto-keeper]

Horror Husband Hoedown 2023 - Round 1: Match 3

Brahms Heelshire (The Boy)!!

VS

The Leprechaun!!

Introvert or Extravert? Both have access to pretty fat stacks of wealth, but who will cherish you better? Would Lep's keen rhyming wit be charming or chafing? Is Brahms a little too antisocial? Think it through before one week is through!

(( please note: we are talking only about the first "The Boy" film as the 2nd is something I don't speak of. He is, according to my research, 28 during the events of that film, so a full adult who can, reasonably, make as much of a cogent adult choice about love and marriage as any of the gentlemen on this list ))

[worselydrawnaranea]

can you talk about the nonart system?

Yes I can.

The nonant is compromised of nine sym8ols: while one, the heart sym8ol, is closely related to a matespritship or what humans call "love", the other eight are 8ased around playing pranks on one another or 8eing silly in each other's general presence. Unlike with quadrants or whatever human romance is, leprechauns will strive to have more than one of these signs with a partner. A pair with three or more signs is called a trove. There are a whopping possi8le 181 440 different troves which a pair can be in........quite fascinating, isn't it?

One final thing to remem8er is that while humans and trolls often have pairings with the opposite gender, leprechauns do not, and often reproduce with those of the same gender!!!!!!!!

Not much else is known a8out leprechaun romance from those who are not leprechauns, which is why I copied my speil from my last post ::::) (also it is nonant)

[gameboymania]

[andyridgeley]

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Vintage 9 Extremely Creepy Felt Halloween Spooky Leprechaun Figurine ebay EklekticTreasures

[teaboot]

Currently fixated on the concept of Urban Fantasy Clickbait

"With The Cost Of Groceries Skyrocketing, Many Young Adults Turn To Vampirism To Manage Household Expenses"

"An Answer Today's Housing Crisis? This Single Parent's UnusualDeal With The Fair Folk"

"A Hairy Situation! Down On Her Luck, This Druid Turns To Scavenging In Beast Form- Terrifying Suburban Homeowners"

"Buried In Debt? Local Leprechaun May Have Hacked The System"

"Boggart Or Poltergeist? Top Ten Warning Signs You Need To Know!"

"Elementary Student Raises 15k For Revenant Research After Grandfather Is Raised From The Dead"

"Heartwarming! After 20 Years In The Wild, This Lost Familiar Is Reunited With Their Witch"

"You Could Be Making This Mistake! Experts Warn Against Using These Common Sigils In Your Wards"

"An Incredible Victory! This Seelie Fae Wins Custody Battle For Two-Year-Old Boy"

[midnightcrustcat]

uh. more frog to frog violence ^_^