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v7n5 · 8 months ago

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You know how girls watch Patrick Bateman succumbing to his crippling obsession with being perfect and putting on a persona in order to “fit in” and say “he’s literally me”? Well, Howard is like that minus the psychosis.

#I think if they were to meet Howard would be able to sense there’s something wrong with Patrick #With Howard being Howard he’d remain friendly but would keep his distance as well #And Patrick would hate him LMAO it’s kinda like the Paul Allen situation #Just got reminded that Howard himself has a tanning bed at home. Patrick would not forgive him for that #Their morning routine sequences are similar in the sense of showcasing how pathetic and autistic they are #Both of them are for the girls except Howard would literally advocate for the girls meanwhile Patrick does the complete opposite #howard hamlin #better call saul #patrick bateman #american psycho

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