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Protagonist Prep Ch 9 Team Time

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Deep within the school all of the teachers were inside a room discussing a topic that concerned the students, this room was huge nearly two hundred feet wide and long, it’s ceiling round with images of various battles involving the teachers, and it was lit by a chandelier that made entirely out of fireballs of varying sizes. Normally in this type of room one would normally hear laughter and recollections of past victories or battles, instead only roars of arguments and anger were heard in that room.

“Sargent, you can not be serious about this decision!” Barrage roared out in surprise, well granted he worked with Drooler he should start to expect surprise by now.

“No, I’m Drooler.” Drooler told the bronze being with a completely straight face with tone being both serious and jovial, this caused the group of teachers to let out a groan. Like the surprises they should’ve gotten use to the terrible dad jokes but that doesn’t mean the jokes were any less terrible.

“Fine no more dad jokes but I am serious about my decision.” Drooler told the group his voice no longer carrying a jovial tone, this caused the uproar to increase in the room loud enough to shake the fire chandelier.

“Jefe are you sure about this, most of those ninos aren’t exactly amigos or the team type.” Ghost said remembering how Chloe and Marinette went at each other’s throats, from the observation videos they had to watch before letting the kids come to school though he was confused why Jefe was grinning like a Chesire when any romance happened.

“Got to agree with spikes, leave those kids alone for a few minutes and they’ll tear each other part like sharks tearing apart a carcass.” Boulder said adding his two cents, thinking about how hostile Sashi and Gaz would act when faced with social interaction with others. The former a bit more than the latter considering Gaz would just ignore them but Sashi would react rather violently.

‘Heck, those two would probably maim someone if their buttons got pushed too hard.’ Boulder thought to himself, though he didn’t realize that familiar bird like was listening in and disagreed with the thought.

“Actually Boulder, I have seen Ms.Membrane in action and she is willing to work with others. “Tech told the wolf dragon hybrid, who just glared at him and let loose a warning growl.

“Now no fighting we can’t add to the chaos, but I do have do agree with Tech those children can work together at times.” Behemoth said both scolding the two and defending the idea.

“I gotta agree with da boss, sooner or later dose kids are going to form a teams sooner or later.” Jack told the group throwing his hat in the ring with agreement of the idea, but all that did was increase volume of the argument. It took over a hour for things to quiet down, even then it was louder than a space shuttle taking off. Luckily all that ended when Zizzoro was tired of the bickering and just zapped almost everyone in the room leaving them a little annoyed.

“If all you will stop acting like a nest of hatchlings, I believe I have an idea.” Zizzoro told them his tone stern and his gaze steely, the group slowly began to settle down though they won’t forget the little zap they got.

“Anyway, the idea is that we test the kids in a holodome and one of us will monitor them. From the data we collected we find out which kids do the best with each other and from those interaction we form a team, next we assign a teacher to watch over them.” Zizzoro told, across the room there were mummers of agreement and it was much better than Drooler’s original plan. So with a chorus of cheers the teachers began to put the plan into action, so the next morning Zizzoro tapped the combination on the wall and dropped to his arms to walk through the hole. To his disbelief the students were already dressed and awake ready to start the today, also so that they wouldn’t experience anymore surprises.

“Huh, you guys are up early.” Zizzoro told them surprised, from what he learned about human teen is that they preferred to sleep in late and usually tried to avoid waking up or getting out of bed.

“Well if we didn’t want anything else to be destroyed.” Sashi told him as she gestured to the girl’s dorm door, which was still crumbled up in a ball, and the boy’s dorm door, as it still laid flat on the ground. Zizzoro made a mental note to remind Drooler that new doors were needed.

“Well since all of you are ready, follow me.” He told them as he turned back to the entrance and began to walk out, after avoiding Zizzoro’s sweeping tail the kids followed him out. However they began to worry as they passed the classrooms and went down an unfamiliar hallway, continued to do so for quite awhile it was also eerie that Zizzoro hadn’t said a single thing when they began walking.

“Ummmm, where are we going?” Alya asked him but she met with silence, he then stopped giving the students a look of their destination, it was a surprisingly human sized door that had design similar to gears working in unison.

“You guys have to go through there.” Zizzoro told, he then walked away from them later disappearing from sight leaving the kids alone in an unknown area. A sense of dread began to form within the stomachs of the students for a couple minutes no one did anything, but then Star carefully walked up to the door and opened it. From the opening the kids could see a strange room that was entirely made up by white cubes, with weird projectors in each corner, and large mirrors on the right side of the room. Slowly the kids began to filter into the room slightly creeped out by the lack of color or anything comforting, all of them having one question.

“Where are those beasts??!!” That Zim yelled out in annoyance at the confusion and the mystery that the teachers created.

“I suggest that you watch yourself private, Zizzoro is waiting for a chance to turn you into a fried snack and I don’t want to go through the paperwork right now.” A familiar militaristic voice rang out through the room, although it had a bit of anger in it. The kids jumped a little, slowly getting used to the surprises, and began to look for the owner of the voice.

“Ummm, Mr. Barrage where are you?” Connie asked, hoping that Barrage wasn’t a telepath too.

“I’m behind the mirrors, they’re actually a special type of one-way windows.” He explained although that did nothing to lessen the creep factor of the room.

“So what exactly is this place?” Sashi asked rather hostile being in rather odd and unknown emviroment.

“It’s called the holodome, it was going to be used for something else but Sargent thought it was best to use for all of you. So now it’s designated as the team training room.” Barrage answered, however there was one problem with what the bronze chitin beast said.

“Not to put a kink in your armor dude but the only team here is me, Penn and Sash.” Boone told the Barrage, who just rolled his eyes.

“You see Mr.Wiseman, we believe that a team of heroes is better than one. So we’re going to test how each of interact with each other, and those interactions will determine your teammates. Now team up!!” Barrage told the kids, quickly all of them began to join into teams not really thinking about who went about who they ended up with. What he forgot to mention that the process was a long and tedious, for five hours the kids were tested and each hour Barrage ordered them to switch. Finally, they heard Barrage told them that testing was done, which sounded like heaven, many of the kids were out of breath and some of them even collapsed on to the floor dead tired. The holodome’s door opened and the kids either walked out or they were dragged out, when they were all gone Barrage began to do something in the observation room. He walked over towards a huge monitor display that showed what the kids had to experience and for the first time since he was assigned here, Barrage actually smiled.

“Heh, they might actually survive.” With his lower right arm, he plucked a small flash drive looking device from one of the monitors and walked out of the observation room. Later that day the teachers were back in the conference room ready to find out what the results of the holodome were.

“As you can see the teams that function superlative are listed as Team Dimensions, Team Alien, and finally Team Miraculous. Team Dimensions is consisted of Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, Penn Zero, Boone Wiseman and Sashi Kobayashi; though they tend to be a little crazy in planning and execution they get the job done. Next is Team Alien which is Steven Demayo/Quartz/Universe, Connie Maheswaran, Gaz and Dib Membrane, as well as Zim; now for the most part they would rather avoid conflict either trying to talk or deceive their way out however if there’s no other choice they’ll fight. Lastly is Team Miraculous those involved are Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Adrien Agreste, Alya Cesaire, Nino Lahiffe, Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Chloe Bourgeois, even though a good portion of them don’t have any powers they seem to do well; they use the environment and their minds to defeat their enemies. Now any questions?” Barrage finished his speech with a question to the other teachers, who seemed to lose interest and Zapp even looked like was asleep.

“What’s with da names?” Jack asked confused by the names, Barrage just sighed and muttered out.

“I thought that assigning names to the kids would prevent confusion, and they sound pretty cool.” A small blush appeared on his muzzle, most of the other teachers were ready to tease the bronze beast but a harsh glare from Drooler quickly shot that idea down.

“So, who’s getting a team and who’s going home a lonely man?” Drooler asked, Barrage just rolled his eyes but answered the fire beast anyway.

“Sargent this isn’t the Bachelorette, but since I’m already talking I should probably just tell you anyway. Team Dimensions is going to be assigned to you Sargent, Team Alien is assigned to Behemoth and finally Team Miraculous is assigned to Zizzoro.” However, that answer created more problems than it actually solved.

“Umm incase you haven’t noticed two of the kids on Team Dimensions sort of, what’s the word, oh right. Hate me!!!!” Drooler exclaimed referring to both Sashi and Star, with Star he could understand since he did threaten her parents but with Sashi that girl just flat out hates him.

“Though I do agree with most of the ones you picked, but I do have an objection with Zim. Irkens are known to be a rather war faring species so how would he react to being led by a pacifist?” Behemoth asked, actually sounding concerned for the small insect like alien.

“I’m fine with it.” Zizzoro said his voice holding nothing negative in it, Barrage just sighed and began to explain the choices that were made.

“Yes Sargent, but you do have a past to be an asshole. So could you please just try to restrain yourself form doing anything too drastic.” Said asshole opened his maw to defend himself but closed it as he remembered what he did in the past, Barrage then began to address Behemoth’s problems.

“Behemoth, the reason why I put Zim with your team for his own safety. Considering the fact that Zizzoro will turn him into ash if he tries anything and Sargent would probably light on fire, either accidentally or by purpose.” Barrage told the gentle giant while Drooler just acted hurt at the statement, he did have a hard time containing his excitement which resulted in extremely hot hellfire.

“Now Zizz—” Barrage began to speak until he was interrupted by something unexpected.

“I said I was fine with it.” That little statement caused the other teachers to just stare at him with wide eyes and open mouths, they never thought in a million eons that Zizzoro would be fine with this. Heck he wasn’t that pleased about the plan to begin with but here is not really upset about being stuck with kids. Annoyed at the dumbfounded looks Zizzoro just glared at them and angrily asked them a question.

“What?” His voice trying to reign in the annoyance he currently felt, after a few awkward mutters and whistling it was Jack who finally broke the ice.

“No offense Z but you ain’t exactly da most kid friendly guy.” He told the Godzilla like creature, still feeling bad for the child prince that they had to guard in dimension 687-903MJ.

“Not to mention you have a rather short temperament.” Tech mentioned, who still had nightmares about the mission on 248-92A and hoped that the inhabitants have gotten over the attack now. Meanwhile energy began to spark off Zizzoro’s dorsal spines, which caused the teachers look like as if a nuclear bomb was about to go off. For awhile most of them dared not to talk or move afraid for what could happen, however during this entire ordeal Drooler stayed eerily calm.

“If you keep acting like this I’ll have to spill about your little trip to Dimension 298-556MA.” He told Zizzoro, with Drooler’s tone sounding completely calm and relaxed. That little sentence caused Zizzoro’s body to stiffen and the energy to just disappear, he just turned to his cousin and hissed out.

“You wouldn’t dare!” His voice filled to the brim with anger and his tone more venomous than a thousand cobras, Drooler didn’t even react to the extreme anger. He just calmly leaned back in his seat and gave a warning to the lightning master.

“I won’t if you calm down.” Begrudgingly Zizzoro did but he did send his cousin harsh glares, meanwhile in the kids in the student area were pondering why the teachers schedule the impromptu training exercise.

“So, anyone else confused about what happened?” Marco asked the others from his position on the floor, he was used to an hour-long karate class but a five-hour long training session was something else. Still the kids agreed with tired groans and moans.

“Yeah, what was up with that?” Star wondered, her abundant energy slowing returning to her but it had while until it was full.

“Don’t care, too tired.” Chloe told them, her ill prepared muscles still aching and sore from the extreme usage.

“We should care! For all we know they could be using that data to destroy us!” Dib yelled out from the couch.

“Oh yeah, like a bunch of kids would be a threat to giant interdimensional monsters.” Sashi harshly snapped at the conspiracy theorist, which caused to blush in embarrassment.

“I agree but not that rudely, maybe they were testing us for something important.” Steven suggested, offering Dib an apologetic look.

“Can we talk about this tomorrow? Everything still hurts.” Boone complained, though no one was against the idea of going to bed but questions still buzzed around in their minds. Skip to the morning where many of them were sleeping peacefully, until a thunderous bellow woke them up. Grumpily they got out of their beds and did their morning routines, some of them still sore, as they exited the dorms they saw Jack standing outside the student area.

“Ah youse guys finally woke up! Come on Boss and da others want ya down at the auditorium.” Jack told the kids, a little impatient from waiting and he heard that these kids were early risers. After a good five minute walk the group arrived at the first door they saw when they entered the building, when they entered the auditorium they saw Behemoth, Barrage, Drooler and Zizzoro. When Jack stopped so did the kid but they were slightly confused why there was only a few of the teachers were present in auditorium, then Barrage began to speak.

“Thank you Jack, you may leave now.” Jack just nodded and stomped out off, going somewhere else.

“Now when I call your names come up to the stage and I’ll tell you which teacher you’ll be assigned to.” Barrage told the kids his strict military tone sounding even more serious, that made the kids a little nervous. However, they didn’t have time to try and calm those nerves as Barrage began to list off them off.

“First is Star, Marco, Penn, Sashi and Boone.” The five teenagers nervously walked, well Sashi was indifferent and Star seemed to be excited, up to the stage. When they reached the stage, they revived news that they would rather not hear.

“Your teacher is going to be Drooler.” Now this caused Sashi to gain a lethal glare and for the excitement in Star’s body just drained from her body as her facial features turned cold, Drooler just shivered from the looks and joked about it.

“Brrrr, did Jack leave a blizzard or is it just Star?” Though none of kids laughed or even smiled, this caused Drooler to gain a sheepish grin and let out an awkward cough. Let’s not dwell on his embarrassment because if we did he would probably roast me like a rotisserie chicken.

“Next group is Steven, Connie, Dib, Gaz and Zim.” As they walked up to the stage Zim was shaking with fear, especially when Zizzoro gave him a hard glare and a growl. When they reached it the five of them braced for what would come next.

“Your teacher is Behemoth.” A huge sigh of relief escaped their lungs as they realized getting Behemoth would be comparable to winning the lottery, considering despite his size he’s one of the nicer teachers. As they walked to the gentle giant he gave the group a warning, well mainly Zim.

“Now though I do hope we forge amazing adventures I will not tolerate any tomfoolery understand.” Though his voice held no malice or anger, his facial features made the kids know that he wasn’t joking. Which surprised the kids they normally saw a kind and warm face on him, not one of fierce gravity that was currently on his maw. Then the final six, Team Miraculous, just walked up the stage and towards Zizzoro who currently had a small grin on his muzzle. While Barrage was just annoyed by that little action.

“I did have a system, anyway I believe that all of you have some team bonding to do.” Barrage told the three groups as he walked off the stage and out of the auditorium, creating an awkward silence between the groups.

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