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Her relationship status might be best described as "rapidly compressing down into a trans-universal singularity by sheer power of lesbianism".
Or, alternatively, "impress her. She knows you can't."
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( its very funny how miravi started out for me AS a ship on this blog#(( and that was entirely unintentional i did not think i was gonna ship miranda and aaravi together#(( i was entirely prepared for her most positive relationship she ever had with an aaravi being ''willing to hire for a job''#(( i was not expecting for it to consume me like this#(( miri has so many ships. had so many ships through time.#(( but she went. hmmm no this one is her favorite forever actually.
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"Vicky, I do not know what the me-mes are!!!!"
"... I just wanted to participate in a meme."
#Glory and Gore || IC#baiika#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( miri: FUSSING HARDER#(( DONT LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT#(( dont mind miri shes getting Huffy again-
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She's only being loud enough to be instantly heard over a ten mile radius. And also killing multiple birds by sheer deafening volume. This is practically being polite for her!
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( the birds are the crack. the 10 mile radius isnt.#(( she IS made to be heard over multiple miles
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"I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot."
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Cursed words and treachery hissed between needle teeth || Discord Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack
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#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( miri looks at you like this#(( what do you do
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" ...... Why would you ever wish to cut back upon the fried crickets?"
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( for dubious canonosity-#(( but meanwhile miri's just sitting here Confused#(( what do you mean by this. why.
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Behold. The Dark Souls of dating sims.
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( and its this pink thing-#(( good to know i captured the experience of picking the wrong choice in monprom
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She's the most perfect girl in the world who has everything wrong with her!
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Cursed words and treachery hissed between needle teeth || Discord Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack
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HI LIAM SHE LOVES YOU LIAM.
GRABBING LIAM WITH HER TEETH AND SHAKING HIM.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH "
#Glory and Gore || IC#archival wight#But what melody will lead my lover from his bed? || Liam x Miranda ( archival wight )#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#Most secret royal advisor || OOC#The Parasitological Museum || Mun Art#(( rbs the ask Just This Once-#(( HE MUST BE SHAKEN
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......... Her love life is kind of awful, actually.
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She is not nice. She is mean, and evil, and wants very much to chew up and spit out all the people who think they can be something special to her.
#Glory and Gore || IC#Many fish in the sea || Misc. IC Content#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( that meme dont lie she is the dark souls of dating sim characters#(( and she will not be nice about it if you fail
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No one tell the dash that her jizz works as a pain relief method. She doesn't think she would be able to recover if they learned that about merfolk.
#Glory and Gore || IC#Many fish in the sea || Misc. IC Content#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#Seek the pearl || (N)SFW#(n)sfw#(( it may be crack but the fact is real#(( it has an immunosuppressive effect that reduces inflammation#(( because biology is weird sometimes.
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“Trans wrongs!”
"Trans rights."
#Glory and Gore || IC#purgatorychxsm#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( don't listen to her she doesn't know she's trans#(( but in a Far More Complicated Way Than Being An Egg
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POINT AND LAUGH AT THE LANDFOLK GETTING STUNG BY JELLYFISH. SUCKS TO BE YOU.
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( YEH fun fact. merfolk arent very affected by jellyfish stings :3#(( mostly due to the scales/thick skin/osteoderms#(( but also due to some differences in chemical signalling and all that#(( merfolk are amphibians and not mammals so thats a part of it#(( but also theyre just. made to live in the ocean. and not getting fucked by jellyfish all the time#(( was evolutionarily advantageous#(( i was gonna say it still sucks if the jellyfish gets stuck in like their nose or something#(( but considering merfolk would also eat jellyfish too. abruptly im not sure about even that.#(( the upside means she can immediately enact revenge on the jelly for stinging you
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"I take it being suddenly surrounded by beautiful women is not something which happens often to you?"
#Glory and Gore || IC#The rumor mill || Dash Commentary#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( ...... im so sorry i saw that post and she had to. just. Feel Herself.#(( (posting here instead of commenting for dubious IC/OOC crossover)#(( (and because this is more directed at Ekira than you.)#cflight
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Chatters at the screen. Why is there a mini-her on her puter. For what reason has this occurred.
#Glory and Gore || IC#Many fish in the sea || Misc. IC Content#Bony eared Assfish || Crack#(( amphibian to amphibian communication.#(( she is exceptionally larger and pinker than it but nonetheless
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