#Bony eared Assfish || Crack

[royalreef]

Her relationship status might be best described as "rapidly compressing down into a trans-universal singularity by sheer power of lesbianism".

Or, alternatively, "impress her. She knows you can't."

[royalreef]

"Vicky, I do not know what the me-mes are!!!!"

"... I just wanted to participate in a meme."

[royalreef]

She's only being loud enough to be instantly heard over a ten mile radius. And also killing multiple birds by sheer deafening volume. This is practically being polite for her!

[royalreef]

"I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot."

[royalreef]

[royalreef]

" ...... Why would you ever wish to cut back upon the fried crickets?"

[royalreef]

Behold. The Dark Souls of dating sims.

[royalreef]

She's the most perfect girl in the world who has everything wrong with her!

[royalreef]

{ oflostinfound​ }

And yet it is so tempting-

      .........

      Well, she can always be persuaded to one side or the other—

[royalreef]

......... Her love life is kind of awful, actually.

[royalreef]

She is not nice. She is mean, and evil, and wants very much to chew up and spit out all the people who think they can be something special to her.

[royalreef]

No one tell the dash that her jizz works as a pain relief method. She doesn't think she would be able to recover if they learned that about merfolk.

[royalreef]

"I take it being suddenly surrounded by beautiful women is not something which happens often to you?"

[royalreef]

Chatters at the screen. Why is there a mini-her on her puter. For what reason has this occurred.

[royalreef]

@cleaverbilt​

[royalreef]

" ....... What is a mime?"