#Bojan is their little princess

[gasstationpopcorn]

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[thenightseesmyheart]

I've been watching this video on repeat all afternoon and am simply not getting tired of it

[wild-joker-out-pleasures]

🎀 Skirts for Joker Out 🎀

The recent posts about skirts made me decide to create this. Why not let ALL FIVE BOYS join in on the fun and joys of wearing a skirt? Feel the breeze? The freedom? Equal opportunity is never a bad thing after all, isn’t it? 🤭

Thus, I have taken it upon myself to choose fitting skirt styles for each of the lads, based on what I think would suit each of them! 🎀

Bojan Cvjetićanin 💓

Very out there, very flirty and attention-grabbing miniskirts with standout details and more than a few dashes of coquette. Chiffon, fringe, sequins, little bows. His fearlessness and outgoing personality would really shine, and the short lengths ensure that this short king would look as tall as possible. 🤭 Swishy and twirly silhouettes also allow him to shake those hips and twerk.

Kris Guštin 🤍

That ass certainly doesn’t lie. Kris could rock long and short skirts alike, and with those long legs. Soft, delicate fabrics that drape beautifully complement his Greek god-like beauty. A sheer long skirt with a slit would suit him particularly well. He is well-suited to both pretty princess styles with dainty details and cute bows, and high-fashion runway-esque silhouettes that hug that peach of his and would make every jaw in the room drop.

Jan Peteh 🖤

Dark and intense Jan is a natural fit for equally dark, edgy and alternative skirt styles. Black leather, dark lace and mesh, as well as some bondage and lingerie elements such as buckles, straps and hardware, complement his black cat nature and his natural sensual energy. Of course, one cannot leave out the classic red and black plaid kilt-style miniskirt a la Vivienne Westwood, a staple in alternative fashion that just screams Jan.

If any of you know the manga and anime "Nana"...Jan is 100% Nana Osaki coded, both in appearance and personality.

Jure Maček 🩵

Sunny and chaotic Jure is all about showing skin, and a natural fit for Y2K sensibilities, the shorter the better. Playful, youthful denim and summery mini lengths are particularly good styles for him, rips and distressed details optional. When he's feeling especially fancy, a bold feather mini is a particularly good fit, in its unconventional and unexpected chaos...that Jure would absolutely pull off. 😆

Nace Jordan 💜

Nace is the epitome of a lovely fall day. He suits so many autumn-inspired styles in earthy tones of brown, orange, warm purple and muted green, touched with varying degrees of coziness, and both soft and tough details. Naturally, that extends to skirts. From fairy grunge maxi skirts, to "sexy nerd" dark academia style, to army green minis (he has nice thighs, of course I wouldn't deny anyone those thighs)...he can carry them all beautifully!

Thank you for your time, and LONG LIVE SKIRTS! 🖤

[smimon]

Meow there :3 have some valentines asks :3 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

First up (brings a bunch of money 💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶) Chelsea pretty please, like häärijä can hold her up and she gets a sweet little kiss between her ears cause she is everyones princess and deserves all the kisses 🥰🥰🥰🥰 (also purely cause i love Chelsea and this ask is 10000000000000000000000000% for myself)

Also the Bojan 💶💶💶, after the spiderman kiss failed a little bit (still my favourite on the ✨✨✨THE BOJAN POST✨✨✨) he deserves a kiss as a treat :3

Awwww remember where Jesse smooches K on the cheek, he should get smooched, smooches for jesse.

Three kisses for the daltons? On their smooth shiny heads. :3

Mikke gets one for being the best big brother 🥹🥹

Meow Jay 😊 thank you for joining the event! First, here is a Chelsea kiss just for you:

Now time for actual kiss for Bojan, haha 😁 K got very enthusiastic about this but Bojan always looks good in photos, right?

Jesse time! Get that smooch back 🥰

Daltons come as one and get kissed too!

And with Mikke they do the European greeting kiss. I never know how many kisses go on each cheek and neither do they. Someone please help them.

Thank you for asking! 😊

[hotcat37]

Do you have any NSFW headcanons for the JO guys?👀 Like kinks, turnoffs etc

oooh interesting question 👀 I haven't written much JO smut but I do have some headcanons/things I like to see in fics :)

Nace:

-I honestly think he's pretty vanilla, he is open to trying new things but he'd be happy with even just dry humping as long as he's with someone he loves :]

-likes being told how strong he is and being complimented on his muscles and tattoos

-has a little fantasy of being a house husband and having sex while he's doing chores like cleaning or washing dishes

-being degraded in bed is his biggest turn off and completely takes him out of the mood, even if it's done jokingly it'll just make him feel bad (doesn't like degrading his partner either but might feel okay to use demeaning names in a playful setting)

-loves to cuddle his partner after <33

Jure:

-very horny, can and will initiate multiple rounds a day if his partner is up for it

-likes trying new things, especially weird positions, but cannot stay serious for too long during role playing and will get turned off if there's any too high expectations, he just wants to have fun

-has a kink for semi public sex (ex: in a supply closet after a gig, he enjoys the thrill but not enough to do anything riskier than that lol)

-ass guy, will just face plant straight into his partner's butt and be in heaven (good matchup for Kris then?)

-will make his partner food after first having a smoke ^_^

Kris:

-somewhat bratty during sex but he's actually just nervous and tries to hide it with sarcastic quips, hesitant to try new things

-bit of a pillow princess, likes to take things slow and relaxed whether he's on top or bottoming

-enjoys having his hair pulled and his thighs and ass being massaged

-feminization is either a big hit or a big miss, likes being called princess and wearing lacy stuff and feeling pretty but if his partner takes the feminizing too far it quickly becomes uncomfortable for him and he'll start feeling self-conscious

-is completely focused on hygiene afterwards, will make his partner shower with him

Jan:

-will probably put on some sexy low instrumentals during foreplay, speaking of which, he tends to enjoy foreplay more than the actual sex itself lol

-doesn't really have any specific kinks but does really get off on hearing his partner moaning and other sensory triggers, is definitely down to be blindfolded to enhance the experience

-does get fatigued pretty easily, he tries to make the foreplay and sex last as long as possible but will most likely be too sleepy for a round 2

-doesn't like heavy dom/sub dynamics, power imbalance makes him uncomfortable even if it's just for a temporary fantasy, can't help but cringe when daddy kink is involved in any way

-barely has energy to do clean up before dozing off so there might be a little mess to clean up after his nap

Bojan:

-big praise kink, likes to be told he's a good boy/doing a good job (is ok with some light degradation like being called an attention whore or something)

-very good partner if you're into roleplaying, he'll take it (too) seriously, will come up with random lore to enhance the scenario on a whim

-loves to give oral, likes having his neck and ears kissed, enjoys gentle squeezes to his body

-he does have performance anxiety and his partner being quiet during sex or not visibly showing their enjoyment will quickly send him into a panic, needs reassurance and occasional check-ins to feel good during sex

-very cuddly afterwards and likes to be a clingy big spoon 🥄

[jokergirlout]

Have you ever noticed that Kris with Bojan and Kris without Bojan are different personalities?

With Bojan: "im just a girl..." "little princess" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺😇😇😇

Without him: "its Britney bitch" 🫦🫦🫦👄👄👄💋💋💋❤️💅

[lunafoster]

Oh No (part 3)

AN: Guess who’s back! Yeah, it’s me heh. Guys I’m so sorry for abandoning you for a year, everything has been a bit hectic with my family and my studies and stuff, still is, but I’m trying to manage my time better (key word: trying). Anyway, I leave you with another part of Oh No because I was somehow able to watch ESC again this year and my brain rot came back, gifting me with a smudge of inspiration that I had to wring out as much as I could.

Warnings: none I think? Bad English (I’m sorry, I promise I’m trying), implied thoughts (iykwim), I don’t know if there are any curse words here but I warn y’all just in case.

Pairings: Bojan Cvjetićanin x fem!actress!reader + a tiny bit of Bojan x Käärijä + a tiny bit of Käärijä x fem!actress!reader

Words: 1700+

Part 1, Part 2

Without further a due, here is part 3! Hope you enjoy!

As soon as Jere woke up, his first thought was about having lunch with Bojan and the Slovene’s girlfriend. His stomach did somersaults at the idea.

He cursed to himself when he took a look at his phone, seeing that it was later than he would’ve wanted.

He got ready as quickly as he could, taking a little more time choosing his outfit, since he wanted to look presentable and, when he was done, took everything he would need to go out and exited his room.

He knocked twice on Bojan’s room door and waited patiently (not) for someone to open the door.

“Just a second!” He heard a feminine voice from inside, sounding breathless.

The girl opened the door with a smile on her face and Jere couldn’t help but notice the light freckles across her nose bridge and cheeks. Since when did she have those? He hadn’t noticed the night before.

“Sorry, we slept in,” she said sheepishly.

“Don’t worry.” He smiled back.

When he looked towards the rest of the room, he could make out Bojan putting a shirt on and closing the closet door, smiling at Jere when he noticed him.

“Good morning!” The Slovene exclaimed cheerfully while the girl went towards the bathroom.

“Just gonna put on some makeup to fix my zombie face,” she excused herself.

“No need fix,” Jere murmured under his breath at the same time Bojan grumbled something along the lines of “what zombie face? You look like a princess in the mornings”.

She giggled cutely and singsonged a “thank you boys”, making the two men flush and widen their eyes at each other.

Bojan and Jere looked at different restaurants in the Slovene’s phone to decide where they would go beforehand while the girl finished up in the bathroom.

Exiting the hotel lobby with both Bojan and his girlfriend made him feel floaty and he couldn’t keep the dopey smile out of his face, small chuckles leaving his throat at any stupid comment one of them would make.

~~

She couldn’t help but smile as soon as she woke up, the warmth enveloping her being way too familiar for her not to know who it was embracing her from behind.

The girl stretched and snorted when Bojan grumbled something incoherent, a bad headache probably on the way to full development after the night before.

“Good morning, my love,” she whispered against his temple before kissing the warm skin there.

The grumbles grew louder in volume and she chuckled, amused, getting up and heading for the bathroom.

Finishing her morning routine was easy, as she had been doing it automatically for years. However, the fact that there was a dull ache at the back of her head made her choose to be safe and not sorry, taking out a couple of pills and swallowing one herself.

The girl took the room card and, when she was out in the corridor (pyjama-clad and all), she fist bumped when she saw what she caught a glimpse of the day before: a water fountain -with paper cups and all!

She took one of the cups and filled it with fresh water, making her way into the room again and leaving the glass and the pill on the bedside table for Bojan.

Then she checked the time.

“Shit!” She turned towards the bed and climbed on it, gently shaking her boyfriend awake. “Come on, my love.”

“Nooooo,” he whined, “five more minutes.”

“We’re gonna be late for lunch with Jere,” she explained, making him sit up instantly.

“Ugh, my head hurts,” Bojan complained, running a hand down his face and messing up his already messy bed hair.

“Swallow this, it’ll help.”

“You’re an angel sent from Heaven, dear.” He kissed her cheek and took the pill with a big gulp of water.

She chuckled while searching for something cute to wear, deciding on a floral dress, to match the spring weather (although cold, so a jacket would have to do).

There were knocks on the door and she laughed at Bojan trying to put on clothes quickly while getting detangled from the bedsheets.

~~

They finally found a restaurant they all wanted to try and they were lucky enough to be told that it wasn’t full.

“What are you gonna order?” The girl asked her boyfriend, a small pout on her lips when she couldn’t choose just one dish from the menu.

“Probably the chops,” Bojan answered.

“Of course, you Balkan dad.” Her chuckles made Jere smile with a confused tilt of his head.

“What is Balkan dad?”

Both the girl and the Slovene crossed glances and started full on laughing, a couple of heads turning in their direction.

“It’s a stereotype,” she started, but continued explaining when he just stared at her, “apparently, all dads in the Balkan countries behave the same way; and that includes loving barbecued meat!”

“Ah,” he let out eloquently.

The conversation kept flowing after they ordered their food, the sound of their amused laughter filling the small restaurant with lively energy.

“I do! I love Rammstein!” She tried to convince the other two after Käärijä mentioned his favourite band.

“There’s no way, I’ve never heard you listening to them, ever,” Bojan countered

“That’s cause I always wear headphones, duh!”

Jere was wheezing when they kept going back and forth, his cheeks hurting from how much he was smiling that day.

He chanced a look at Bojan when he couldn’t hear them arguing anymore and caught him staring with a soft smile.

“What?” He couldn’t help but ask. The smile on the other man’s face grew wider and he flushed a little.

“Nothing.”

“For real though.” The girl seemed to not have seen any of it. “A lot of people on TikTok edited me to Sonne when the last episode of The Enemy came out.”

“I get it,” Bojan agreed, suddenly, “The Enemy was way too good and the vibes of that song kinda fit.”

When Jere didn’t answer them, the Slovene turned to him with bright eyes and started explaining the plot of a show his girlfriend starred in.

“Stoooop, stop it, Bojan.” She pushed his arm as if to get his attention. “That’s enough, you don’t have to tell him everything.”

Her face was so red, and the rapper stared at the way her eyes seemed shinier.

“She looks beautiful when she blushes, right?” The Slovene teased when he saw the face Jere was making.

“No! Yes, yes,” he stuttered, blood running towards his face, “very pretty.”

She blushed harder at the comment, her eyes looking anywhere but at the two men.

“Okay, that’s enough, the both of you,” she stammered out, a small smile on her lips making it obvious that she wasn’t mad.

“Sorry, love, can’t help it,” Bojan said with a childish grin.

The conversation went towards the rehearsals and the schedules the Slovene and Fin had the next day, trying to make plans to hang out but finding they couldn’t due to everything being overlapped.

“Excuse me, I apologise but we really need a table and, since you have finished already, would you mind continuing your conversation by the bar or somewhere else, please?” A waitress asked them politely with a sorry smile on her face.

“Sure, sorry miss, we’ll be leaving now!” She announced with a flourish.

They kept discussing the next days’ schedules and ended up with a dinner plan and the idea that the girl could take turns to see the both of them during the day, as she insisted on watching them both practice.

“So, Jere, up to join us for a Netflix and chill session?”

“Bojan!” The girl stared at her boyfriend, bewildered, frantically looking around the lobby of their hotel to see if anyone else had heard.

The expression on the Fin’s face must have told the other man that he actually knew what that meant and a smirk started stretching Bojan’s lips.

“Just kidding,” the Slovene singer relented after a good laugh.

“We could watch something on Netflix, though, if you want, Jere.” The girl smiled at him, a pink hue decorating her cheeks.

Käärijä chanced another look at Bojan’s little smirk and looked away immediately after they crossed glances, slowly nodding at the girl and following the couple towards their hotel room.

He was sure Bojan knew that something was up with him, and he worried a bit (a lot) about making the other man uncomfortable.

He didn’t want to lose their friendship just because he developed a small (?) crush on him and his girlfriend. However, he told himself it didn’t seem like Bojan was mad at him; in fact, it looked exactly the opposite, as if the other singer wanted to get a reaction out of him.

He didn’t want to speculate or overthink too much, though, so he let it be for the moment.

When the subject of his thoughts opened the door with his key card, he immediately regretted his decision. There was no way the three of them would fit in that bed.

“Do you guys want snacks? We can order room service- or… didn’t we have a bunch of chocolate stuff around here somewhere, babe?” The girl started walking around and searching for something in the small fridge.

“What do you wanna watch?” Bojan asked him with a small smile directed towards his cute (what? Stop it!) girlfriend.

“You want, is fine,” he answered, trying hard to control where his eyes went.

When the girl stood back up with a quiet ‘aha!’, Bojan had already decided what to watch, setting up the laptop.

“Guys,” she started, biting her lip, “shouldn’t we at least change from our outside clothes? We sleep there, Bojan.”

“That’s very true.” He raised a hand towards his face and pushed away his hair, leaving it tousled (cute- no!). “Do you want some of my clothes, Jere? So that you don’t have to go all the way to your room.”

“Okay,” he said, ears flushing at the thought.

The girl went inside the bathroom with a set of clothes and Bojan handed him a pair of sweats and a black shirt with a smile, turning around and starting to take off his own clothes.

“Don’t look, don’t look, don’t look!” He told himself, widening his eyes and quickly turning around, changing as fast as he possibly could.

AN2: hope you enjoyed it! If you want any more parts, give it some love!

[frikatilhi]

I think one thing that always makes me die a little inside is the fact that Jere just gave up a very valuable piece of clothing to Bojan when they had just talked for a few weeks!

Like what was the discussion? Were they talking about hockey before and Jere was like the night before flying to Liverpool thinking “I wonder what Bojan would look like in my jersey?” Like where I come from giving a person your jersey/ hoodie is a sign of your relationship status like oh that person has his last name on their back, they must be dating.

Just look at that Jere smile he has! He looks so young in it too! Like everyone talks about how much youthful Bojan looked during Eurovision and this really is the proof!

I honestly think this might be my Roman Empire, I can’t help but think of bubbline when princess bubblegum goes “no silly I wear these all the time, as pajamas” like ahhhh you’ve got to be kidding me.

(Angst note: it wouldn’t smell like Jere anymore 😭)

Yes, we keep coming back to this, don't we? It IS usually a sign of "we are dating", so it's no wonder it drives us insane.

Re: your angst note: maybe Bojan has tried to wash it the same way Jere tried to was Bojan's synthetic plastic shirt, so maybe it does smell like him still, i.e. like shit.

[alien-girl-21]

‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ Alien's fics masterpost ♡⊹🎧˚₊✩🖇️˚₊‧

Hi!! I decided to put all my fics in a masterpost since I love having things all put together and nicely in a specific place, so...yeah

Here's my ao3 profile and all my writing is under #alien writes here on tumblr!

Anyways, I'm a Käärijä/Joker Out writer with too many ideas but not enough time, bon apetit (everything will be under the cut)

「 ✦ Multi-chapter fics ✦ 」

non-disclosure agreement

Bojere | 47k words | 18 chapters | complete

Bodyguard AU, not much else to say

Bojan's (not so helpful) Guide to Dealing with the Five Stages of Grief

Jance | 15k words | 5 chapters | complete

Homophbojan AU, based on the Mexican movie Do it like an Hombre

verjetno se nikoli več ne bova srečala

Bojere | 16k words | 6 chapters | complete

Bojere dimension traveling au

The Summer of Bojere (a comprehensive Bojere timeline)

Bojere | 16k words | 4 chapters | complete

exactly what it says on the tin

⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

「 ✦ One-shots ✦ 」

9:32 a.m., April 7th

Bojere | 6k words

I decided to stick Jere on a time loop because It Was Funny (tm)

I hate what you're doing, I hate that it feels so right

Jance/Bo(jan)2 | 8k words

A little fic where Jan finds out things about himself

Pure of heart, dumb of ass

Bojere | 6k words

Jere is a little clueless and Bojan is a little too obvious

Cherry on top

Käärijä | 1k words

Jere is a slut and loves the attention he gets as a stripper, that's it, that's the fic

música sad

Bojere | 1k words | spanish

Bojan tiene el corazón roto, sus amigos tienen que lidiar con él.

i can be your bitch and your princess

Jeest | 1k words

Inspired by the pic of Joost and Jere covering the porn magazines with their hands 🥰

i really like your eyes, can i suck your dick?

Jeest | 1k words

exactly what the title says 🥰

¿Quieres Ser Mi Novia?

Bojere | 1k words | spanish

Bojan y Jere se aman, pero no se dan cuenta.

lovely to be sitting here with you

Joost x Teun | 6k words

Teun wants to kill himself, someone stops him.

⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

「 ✦ Collections ✦ 」

Fae!Jan Saga

Sweet Music Playing in the Dark

Jance | 4k words

Nace decides to see if an urban legend is true

BoJere Week 2024

The ship of love is loaded

Bojere | 3k words | Bojere week day 1: First hookup

Si quieres un poco de mí dame paciencia y verás

Bojere | 1k words | Bojere week day 2: Finding comfort in one another

And I Will Find Out, I'm Not Better Off Alone

Bojere | 1k words | Bojere week day 3: Realizing they're in love

Čakava tiho, da se nekej dogodi

Bojere | 2k words | Bojere week day 4: AU free space

Jere is typing...

Bojere | 1k words | Bojere week day 5: Angst

I just can't believe that I'm for you

Bojere | 1k words | Bojere week day 6: Tour bus reunion

Sanna and Capy

Bojere | 1k words | Bojere week day 7: Big domestic life milestone

[saucyjothoughts]

🌼 ok before i find myself a way to insert bojan and jure into the miniverse, heres a collar hc for all of them bc 👻boo got me fully & completely fucked up thinking about it (👻 boo & 💫 boo hmu). im foaming at the mouth etcetcetcetc. also im thinking of opening an ao3 atp bc i fear i will never stop talking about this now that ive started, and i dont want to hog or clog up this blog.

anyway.

bojan - i feel like he looks extremely pretty in lavender shades, so obv lavender coloured collar. actually no, he has two. lavender and thin, pretty heart shaped tags that says boki, for when hes good. and a thick, wide black leather, heavy collar for when hes being bad, the sort that can easily be attached to a muzzle. anyway, attach a leash to his collar, and his brain melts out through his dick.

jure - strikes me more like a guy that wears a cage and his dom wears the key. but if he were to wear a collar, then : studded. im not budging on that. oval name that says his name, probably with his doms name and number on the other side. feels neutral about leashes.

nace - probably says whatever his dom picks for him is what he likes best. me, personally, id say thin, and a rich color - im swaying toward a deep navy blue, heartshaped tag that says his name. while writing this however, i imagined him in a wide iron chain collar, and i think i felt my brain disolve out of my skull like wet cotton candy. you could leash him, but you dont need to - hell follow you around like a puppy all by his own volition.

kris - obviously baby pink. hes a princess. probably has a gem on the front of it instead of a loop for a leash. not into name tags. also i think hed use normal jewelry as a collar too (✨️pearls✨️, and ⭐️lace collars⭐️ and 🌟thin chains🌟). doesnt like being leashed, but loves leashing someone else to walk them around.

jan - again, i say he has two. @/fifi-goes-to-hollywood mentioned a heart shaped tag that says "kitten" and i agree, thats his collar for when hes good, or when he deserves to be pampered. comfortable shiny leather, probably white or cream coloured. however, like i said, hes an evil little thing most of the time. so he mostly wears the collar that doubles as a punishment. a posture collar. gets the spider gag, too, because he loves messy. gets leashed and dragged around as a punishment.

You're not already on AO3, 🌼boo? Get on it!

Also, these are so spot-on. Bojan's attaching to a muzzle. May I suggest alongside his dom's name and number, Jure's tag has "if lost, please return to:"? Nace not needing a leash because he's such a good boy. Baby pink for Kris. And Jan in a posture collar, Jesus Christ... I need a cold shower.

[fluffyjothoughts]

I'm sorry this is so self indulgent but I'm very hormonal and soft right now. And I need to know - are the joker men good with kids? Would they look after our babies?

Love your blog 💙

oh a lil baby fever??? alrightyy

(this is all over the place)

Kris: Holds back a bit, intimidated by tiny babies but is pretty good with like six year olds. He’ll play football with the boys, be a part of tea parties with the girls, dressing up in a princess costume and blushing embarrassed when you two make eye contact but refuses to take the costume off.ALSO IF HE HAS A DAUGHTER BALLET. i can’t explain why, but it makes sense.

Bojan: This man LOVES kids. He holds infants and cradles them in his arms, looking at you with happy eyes, silently begging you to have one. He’ll let them climb all over him, carry two at the same time, braids the girl’s hair and colors with them. will have karaoke parties with them. in conclusion, he’s begging you to have one as soon as you leave a friends house after seeing their kids.

Jan: He’s held back. he doesn’t dislike them, he’s just slightly scared that he’ll hurt them. what ends up happening is that he’s nervous and refuses to hold one out of fear but a kid likes him so much he just climbs up on Jan’s lap and takes a nice nap and Jan refuses to move in fear of waking him up. (he treats them like cats. it just makes sense) when you two have kids he’s the most protective man ever of both of you and the kid. puts his daughter in karate and teaches his some respect extremely young.

Jure: The most uncle man out there. He runs around playing football, letting himself get tackled, would go on long walks in the forest and then sit at the kids table at a family reunion and play with the toy cars (he seems more like a boy dad idk.) As a boy dad, he takes your son to the park every time he can to let him run around and give you alone time, and puts him in sports. if you have a daughter he’ll pick up flowers for you with him and get her flowers as well to teach her how a man (or woman in the future) should treat her.

Nace: Insane dad reflexes. He saves so many near falls, near fallen food and situations that could result in tears, pushes them in swings, definitely sports dad. he’d go to their games and get them ice cream after, proudly telling everyone about your little ones.

[wild-joker-out-pleasures]

Bojan is such a little coquette princess, and he’s lost his shoes too…he does seem like the type to shove his feet onto someone’s lap and ask for a foot massage. 🤭

Also, Jarms sighting once again. Seriously, all-black becomes Jan and those Jarms are so delicious…👀

[machinedarliing]

About 🌻

Hi, I’m machinedarling on AO3! I write fics about Joker Out because I love them very much. I’m an adult and I go by Machi, which is not my real name but is a fun nickname for fandom purposes. He/him, if you must refer to me. I would absolutely love to talk to other writers and readers so please feel free to message me!

Fics (the ones I’m proud of):

Chaptered:

god turn me into a flower - Kris/Jan. Hanahaki + slow burn. My most popular work, and one of my favorite things I’ve ever written, so it would mean a lot if you checked it out! 5 chapters + 1 follow-up oneshot, see below.

from both sides now (ONGOING) - Bojan/Kris AU based on the 2014 film, the Book of Life. My most self indulgent fic because I love that movie, but you don’t have to have seen it to understand the fic :) 17 chapters, 7 completed.

without you without them (ONGOING) - Bojan/Kris/Jan/Martin. Domestic fluff featuring trans!Kris and… drumroll please… pregnancy! (I’m trans please do not come at me thanks) 5 chapters, 3 completed.

Oneshots:

pillow princess - Nace/Kris smut inspired by the LittleVIC art of the same name!

god loves you, but not enough to save you - Jan/Nace, but mostly Jan being religiously traumatized. My most personal fic bc I was projecting so much when I wrote it lol

bend until you break - Kris/Jan/Bojan smut, featuring some harder kink. Be warned.

poinsettia - Jan/Kris, a little continuation of GTMIAF that I wrote for New Year’s!

Other things

As you can see, I mostly write ships with Kris in them, because I have a soft spot for that man. However, I do really love Bojan/Martin as well, and I do have a plan to write them soon! I do enjoy some good Jan/Nace as well.

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Joker out Pantomime Roles

(based purely on memories of having seen at least 1 panto every year of my childhood so accuracy to actual panto tropes may be off)

This pic of Nace reminds me so much of pantomime acting( specifically the ghost gag where they dramatically looking around for and listening for a ghost) that i had to assign the JO boys each of the main pantomime roles because why not. IDK how familiar other people are with panto so I will give a little context + pictures.

Firstly Nace has such an expressive face and high sass levels required to do really good slapstick and classic panto. He'd definitely have fun lightly bullying the rest of the boys. He would also rock the outfits.

Secondly Martin is the comedy relief sidekick of the lead character(normally called Buttons) The sidekick and the Dame do most of the jokes and crowd work. I just think Nace and Martin would be funny as a double act.

Jan's the villain just because I think he'd enjoy the outfits and being melodramatic. Also sometimes villains and the dame will flirt so a bonus for Jance enjoyers.

Jure is the villains henchman. It just kinda fits as the henchmen are normally very chaotic and little silly. Also the two cats of the band as a villain duo would be cute.

Bojan is going to be the Prince/male main character also called the principal boy(the role is normally played by a girl). They are always overly confident and dramatic af. I think Bojan would enjoy being as dramatic as possible. For reasons, I specifically need him in one of the insanely short mini dress style principal boy costumes not the boring men's costumes(see middle person above).

Finally Kris is the princess. I don't think there's much explanation needed Kris just has major princess vibes, he just looks like he could be a damsel in distress especially with how clumsy he's been lately. Sometime the princess does bully the prince a little too, so in character behaviour to bully Bojan a little.

Also I think they should either do a panto of jack and the bean stalk or sleeping beauty. I don't have reasoning beyond pure vibes.

[fruitybashir]

LINGERIE??

maybe he really enjoys when bojan calls him pretty and beautiful and princess and maybe he starts to lean into that a bit and then a bit more and then a lot and maybe fucking around with gender expression in the bedroom a little is really fucking hot actually--

[sister-pianist-chan]

I giggled like a 5-year-old reading the first fic, and after reading the second one my jaw just dropped.

Calling the northern lights ChaChaCha coloured was my first meltdown, and i can't express how i feel because it just got better by every word!! Like Yuri on ice x Käärijän?? Perfect choice!

THE SENTENCE: "ice not so cold when a warm hear near"?!

And also K calling him slovenian princess, just perfect!!

Also loved that i got drawing next to the fics!!!! Hockey Jere is so cuteeee and Jukka in the onesie 🤣🤣🤌🤌

Thank you! 💫💚

So if you haven't read these just go and do it!!!

Omg thank yoooouuuu!!! I'm really glad you liked the fics and the drawings! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 When I read your request about Jukka in the duck onesie, I just HAD to do it!!! I will DIE if I see that in real life and be happy! Lol. The Bojere Ice Skating date idea was super cute too! I want to see Jere in Yuri Katsuki's Eros costume someday lol.

Lol and the Käärijä crew as Santa and his little helpers xD After seeing Jukka's cameos on Jere's OF, I had to make him Santa and I had to make the story funny by having them go to Slovenia to get Bojan. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you so much for giving me these ideas! I'm so happy that I was able to deliver! 💚