#Bob from LD+R

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Fandom Oneshots: Sophie In Wonderland (The Walten Files)

This was requested by TheGrimRead3r on A03. If you want to request me anything let me know (keep your fetisheize to yourself and don't request me any weird shit. Your gonna get blocked if you do)

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She remembers what happened at Bunnyfarm... Everyone else that got hurt including her own family

A white man was next to her and scared her. Sophie is haunted by memories of Bunnyfarm, where so many people were killed, including her own family. She is startled by the appearance of a mysterious white man, and it triggers her fear. "Who are you?" Sophie said, Bon got close to her and leaned forward "my n am e is B on" he said "I do n't t hi nk we've me t be fore" "Bon" said "b ut" he trailed off "yo ur moth er said so mu ch abo t you" Bob tried to to place his hand on her check and backed away Sophie remains alert and doesn't let "Bon" get too close. She looks puzzled as he trails off, and says, "My mother did?" "Bon" tries to place his hand on her cheek, but she pulls away. "Y es". She seems surprised with Bon's assertion, and doesn't quite believe him. "What did she say?" She asks. Bon gets a little closer and tries to place his hand on her cheek again, but she pulls away just like before. This time, he doesn't try to stop her. "T hat y ou we r e specia l, tha t y ou wer e her on ly chi ld." Bon says gently.

She glared at "Bon" "I had two other siblings, Edd and Molly, I was never an only child" "I th in k she me ant tha t y ou wer e her specia l chi ld." "Bon" says sympathetically. "She loved you ve ry, ve ry mu ch." Sophie remains silent, taking in "Bon's" words. A hint of sadness crosses her face as she remembers her family. "My mother loved me very much..." she repeats softly. 

"Bon" tries to grab Sophie's hand while she resists. He seems to be trying to gain her trust, but she's not letting him get close to her. "Le t me ta ke yo u to h er," "Bon" says earnestly once again, "S he wa nts to se e y ou"

He makes one more attempt to grab her hand, but she pulls away again. "Wait..." Sophie says once more, "Your name sounds familiar..." "My n ame is no t Im porta nt r igh t no w de ar" "Bon" said as he looked at her "yo ur m o ther is wor ried" Sophie looked at him "who are you"

"Bon's" voice had a certain kindness to it, but even so, something about him made Sophie feel uneasy. She tried to pull her hand away again, but Bon grabbed it before she could. "Do n't be af raid," he said softly, "I'm n ot goi ng to hu rt y ou."

"Why should I trust you?" Sophie said with a mixture of anger and fear in her voice, "I don't even know who you are." "I'm j ust he re to he lp," Bon said gently, "Yo ur mo th er se nt me to fin d y ou. S he wa nts u s to go ba ck-"

She looked back at "Bon" and he turned into the rabbit from Bunnyfarm

"-S he wa nts to s ee y ou."

Sophie recoiled in fear as "Bon" transforms into the dreaded rabbit from Bunnyfarm. The memories of that fateful incident came flooding back, and she felt the same terror she felt that day. But a creeping doubt began to set in, could this actually be true? Could her mother actually be alive? Or was this some sort of sick, twisted joke? "You- you killed innocent people including my mother, why!" The rabbit remained silent, not willing to respond to Sophie's accusations. He just stared at her, his face conveying no emotion whatsoever. It was as if he was waiting for her to make the next move. Sophie was shaking with anger and fear, her heart racing and her body aching from the adrenaline. In a moment of rage, she lunged forward to attack the rabbit, but he ducked out of the way easily and quickly. "Oh S oph ie" Bon said

Sophie froze, hearing her name in the rabbit's voice. Something about it sent chills down her spine. "H-how do you know my name?" She asked, her voice shaky with fear. The rabbit didn't respond, just smiled back at her chillingly. The rabbit took a step towards her, his sharp teeth and piercing eyes making her recoil in fear. "I kn ow a l ot of th ings, my de ar." He said, his voice menacingly calm. Sophie felt trapped, like a deer in the headlights. "D on't be afr aid," The rabbit continued, "I'm not go ing to h urt yo u..."

Sophie stayed frozen. She was terrified, but the rabbit's tone made her feel slightly emboldened. Maybe she could reason with him, or at least figure out what he wanted. "What do you want from me?" She asked, her voice still trembling. "J ust to s ee yo ur m oth er." The rabbit calmly replied, "Sh e wa nts to s ee yo u to o, and s he's wa itin g for yo u." People with masks came into view, a sheep, a clown, a purple rabbit, and a musician "a re n't th ey bea utif ul So ph ie" Sophie felt her heart sink as the masks appeared, knowing that those were the faces of the other victims of Bunnyfarm. It was a horrifying sight, and reminded her of their tragic fates. She wanted to look away, but at the same time she couldn't help but stare at the masks. "Why are you showing me this?" She asked the rabbit.

"Y ou ca n't make an om elett e, wit ho ut br eak ing a f ew eg gs" "Bon" said as he grabbed her arm, Sophie flinched in pain as Bon grabbed her arm, but she didn't try to pull away. She didn't want to make him angry. "What do you mean?" She asked nervously. Sophie struggled to understand what Bon was saying. She wanted to fight back, but he had a firm grip on her arm. And before she knew it, she was surrounded by the masks - the other victims of Bunnyfarm. The sight of the masks triggered a wave of anger within her, and she tried to pull away from Bon's grip again, but he wouldn't let go. She pulled hard, but he held fast and she just couldn't get free.

In a sudden burst of anger, Sophie twisted her arm hard, causing Bon to let go. She swung at Bon, but he was quick and dodged just in time. He lunged forward and grabbed her arm again, but this time she was prepared. She kicked Bon in the stomach, knocking the breath out of him and allowing her to spin away. Sophie stood her ground, determined to fight. She glared at Bon, waiting for his next move. Bon stared back at her, his expression unchanged. He lunged again, this time in a lower stance. He got close quickly, looking to grab her again. Sophie saw this coming and stepped back quickly, dodging his grab and landing another powerful kick to his stomach. Bon backed away, not wanting to get within kicking range again. He held his arms out wide, inviting her to come at him. Sophie saw this as a challenge and charged forward, swinging a powerful punch at his face. Bon saw this coming and caught her punch, flipping her onto her back and slamming her hard onto the ground.

"My h ead, m y rul es" "Bon" said then he twisted her arm causing her to yell "wh at a p ity" he said then dropped her "I th oug ht you wo uld be mor e of a fi ght" Sophie moaned in pain as her arm was twisted, her body aching from the pain of the fall. She couldn't move her arm at all, it sounded like it was broken. She glared at Bon with a mixture of anger and fear, waiting for whatever he would do with her next. "Yo u're mu ch we ak er th an I thoug ht." Bon said with a cold, calm, and almost amused tone. "I th ough t yo u'd pu t up a b igge r fi ght, bu t, y ou ca n't eve n mov e yo ur ar m no w" He said, as he stood over her. "Wh ere's you r stre ng th, S oph ie?" He mocked. Sophie groaned as her arm ached severely, causing her to feel even more anger. She glared up at Bon, and even though she couldn't move her arm, she still wanted to fight back. Sophie screamed in pain as Bon's foot was pressed firmly against her back, pinning her down to the ground. She was powerless and couldn't move a single inch. She was scared, wondering what Bon was doing and what he was going to do to her next.

"P oor litt le Sop hie" Bon said "yo u ca n't eve n fi ght" Sophie screamed when she felt her back snap, the pain of it was like nothing she had ever felt before. She wailed in agony and couldn't move, unable to do anything to stop it. Bon kept his foot planted on her back, preventing her from moving in any way. No matter how much she tried, she couldn't move a single inch. The agony of her back was so immense that it made her unable to think or speak, she couldn't even form a complete sentence. Bon walked away from what he did and left Sophie there to slowly rot

[ham0ma]

Решила выложить, после долгого маринования, одну свою работу. По мотивам эпизода ''Blindspot" из альманаха ''Любовь, Смерть и роботы''. Эта работа планировалась быть в двух или трех главах, но мне не хватило напалма... Однако, она вполне целостно выглядит и в виде одной главы. Которую я давно порывалась выложить, но надеялась, что я все же закончу... Но мне слишком нравится то, что получилось, чтобы продолжать держать ее в тени. Надеюсь, понравится и вам. Возможно, однажды я допишу эту работу, но пока она побудет в статусе завершенного драббла.

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Tagged by the wonderful @starrynightdeancas this was hard mostly because I had to pick between some great songs haha.

Rules: Pick a song for each letter of your username.

I just opened my massive classic rock album and picked from there because if I had to also consider my 90’s-current favs we’d never be able to pick songs haha

Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

More Than a Feeling by Boston

Small Town by John Mellencamp

Highway to Hell by AC/DC

Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Ramble On by Led Zeppelin

Lonely is the Night by Billy Squier

Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel

Caught Up in You by 38 Special

Keep on Loving You by REO Speedwagon

Every Breath You Take by The Police

Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen

Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger

Night Moves by Bob Seger

Dust in the Wind by Kansas

Out of the Blue by Foreigner

Carry on My Wayward Son by Kansas

Tiny Dancer by Elton John

One Way or Another by Blondie

Renegade by Styx

Working for the Weekend by Loverboy

Heat of the Moment by Asia

O-o-h Child by The Five Stairsteps

damn that was long😅

Tagging @kalee60 @larkboyd @destiel-destiel-destiel and any others who want to take on this challenge!

[contemplativepancakes]

@credentiast tagged me to spell out my username with song titles so here we goooooooooo! (thank you <3) they are all from my bops playlist haha

Castaway by the Zac Brown Band

Old Time Rock & Roll by Bob Seger

Nothin’ on but the Radio by Gary Allen

Take me Home Tonight by Eddie Money

Electrolite by R.E.M.

Mr. Brightside by The Killers

Paint Me a Birmingham by Tracy Lawrence

Life in the Fast Lane by the Eagles

Amarillo by Morning by George Strait

Tainted Love by Soft Cell

I Want to Break Free by Queen

Vienna by Billy Joel

Everybody Wants You by Billy Squier

Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf

Against the Wind by Bob Seger

Nobody but Me by Blake Shelton

Centerfold by The J. Geils Band

Africa by Toto

Knockin’ Boots by Luke Bryan

Everytime We Touch by Cascada

Since You Been Gone by Rainbow

this was so long ahhhhhhhh! a bit eclectic? maybe. but definitely the best playlist to road trip to!

tagging @witcher-and-his-bard and @starrynightdeancas if you want!

[studybuddylearnkoreanwithme]

안녕하세요 Hello

Hello all! Today will be our first bit of notes. I’ll be sharing my notes on Hangeul where it came from and a few of the characters, starting with the vowels and a few consonants.

    First a little on how these notes will be structured. All the characters will be added in the order that you would find them in the Korean Dictionary and will have an example of the pronunciation next to them. I will also link a video at the end to help with pronunciation.

Lets Begin!

    First lets address manners and basic grammar.

How you speak to your parents and elders is not I repeat IS NOT how the same as how you speak with your friends.

This rule is similar to how in the Southern United States you would not say yeah or no to your parents or teacher. You would instead say yes ma’am/miss___/mrs.___ , no Ma’am/miss___/mrs.___ or yes sir or no sir. In both cultures adjusting your speech in certain ways is a show of respect. Also when speaking with elders you don’t know well in either culture it gives them a more pleasant view of you and by extension your family as well.

     Now for sentence structure. In the Korean sentence structure you use Subject Object Verb instead of the English Subject Verb Object

EX: English - Suzy studies science. Korean- Suzy science studies.

English Bob and Jane study Korean at school

Korean- Bob and Jane Korean study at school or  Bob and Jane at school Korean Study.

Also, Like in English  cutting off the subject of a sentence is ok when it is clearly understood who/what the subject is

EX: Going home? = Are you going home?

Going home. = I am going home.

met the friend?= Did you meet the friend?

Whooo! Ok so that was alot to swallow! Let’s take a quick breather and break it down.

                                     BREAKDOWN!!!! 

speech with parents not equal to speech with friends =RESPECT!!!!

Sentence structure K= SOV Suzy Science Studies E= SVO Suzy studies Science.

OK to cut of subject when it’s understood who/what the subject is.

. OK now that we’ve had a moment lets get back at it! Don’t worry this next part’s short!

Originally Hangeul had 28 basic characters but now only has 24, 14 consonants and 10 vowels.

It was invented by King Sejong the Great int the 15th Century (1400′s). Its original name was “Hun Min Jeong Un” which literally translates to “correct sounds to educate the people.”

See told you it was short!

Now on to the hard part the characters. Remember that a word will be used next to it as a pronunciation guide and a video will be linked at the end for your benefit.

ㅏ a “ah”

ㅑ ya “ yarn”

ㅓ eo “up” “ought”

ㅕyeo “yuho”

ㅗ o “O” “ Old”

ㅛ yo “yo-yo”

ㅜ u “ oo” “zoo”

ㅠ yu “you”

ㅡ eu “good”

ㅣ i “ee” “weed”

Consonants

ㄱ giyeok  has a sound that is sort of in between that of a soft g and a soft k.

ㄴ nieun is very close to the English n

ㄷ digeut has a sound between soft t and soft d

ㄹ rieul a sound somewhere between r and l

OK almost done just a little more. Hang in there! You Can Do It!!!

Vocab

가다 to go

나라 country

다 all, everything

나 I , me (casual)

너 you (casual)

더 more

나가다 to go out

나누다 to divide

도로 road

가구 furniture

도둑 thief

아이 child

오이 cucumber

이 tooth

이 two

오 five

우유 milk

여우 fox

아야 ouch!

요요 yo-yo

OK so if that wasn’t a sea of information I don’t know what is. I have just on itsy bitsy little thing more.You may have noticed the ㅇ character floating around in some of the vocab above. You’re probably also thinking “This wasn’t in the note!” before you panic let me explain.

The ㅇ character  at the beginning of a word or syllable is silent so in the case of the vocab words above its okay to ignore it this once. It basically acts like the hyphen in a woman’s last name when her maiden name is conjoined with her married name EX Hunter-Young, Council-Quick, Camerota- Underwood. It simply shows separation is not actually pronounced.

OK well that’s it for this set of notes! Let me know what you thought if you liked the set up or not and if you have any suggestions for a non-note post or on how you think I might improve the post. In the mean time Here is the video link as promised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWDkz3KSs6g

행운을빌어요 Good Luck

인녕히가세요Bye! (Literally translates to ‘Please go in peace’)

sites/apps used Eggbun (app) Learn Korean Daily (app) Coursera First Step Korean Yonsei University ( Website) Surviving in Koriea ( Youtube Channel)

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By Christopher K. Smart

Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2018

Ben Gets Clean, Mia Goes Low & Kirby Steps In It

The Age of Aquarius is long gone and the stars have aligned in an unsettling way. That's the word from Smart Bomb's crack astrologer Aurora Pectoralis. Her record is less than perfect, we'll admit, but it's hard to doubt her latest star chart that predicts the Autumnal Equinox will be upon us soon, murky tides will rise in the nation's capital and here at home gummy bears will hit the fan.

Wetting the Whistle

Salt Lake County Mayor Ben McAdams, aka “Smilin' Benny,” is selling his down-home cleancut-ness in an effort to unseat congenial Congresswoman Mia Love in Utah's 4th District by proving his bonifidies in the shower. This is the absolute truth. In his quest for Love's catbird seat, Benny can be seen in TV ads taking a shower with his clothes on. Here at Smart Bomb, we're not exactly sure how that qualifies him as a national leader but it is quite entertaining. Think of voters ready to cast a ballot: Should I vote for the crazy guy in the shower?

Bring Guns to a Knife Fight

No more miss nice girl. Mia Love is no longer a political neophyte and to prove it she's rolling out the artillery in her battle royale with McAdams. The congresswoman is accusing Ben of kissing up to Nancy “The Devil” Pelosi and Hillary “The Other Devil” Clinton. Yikes, what could possibly be worse than that. According to Republican dogma, each one is worse than the other and they should be locked up. For his part, Ben says he doesn't like the way Nancy dresses and just because he completed a White House internship under President Bill “I Didn't Inhale” Clinton, doesn't mean he's a communist —and he's no Monica Lewinsky, either.

#METOO Kirby

Well, this is embarrassing. Our friend and Salt Lake Tribune columnist Robert Kirby is in the penalty box after giving a THC gummy bear to a blogger at a Sunstone event. For Wilson and the band and all you other heathens out there, Sunstone is where progressive Mormons meet up to broaden their minds within the confines of the gospel of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. And no, Wilson, “progressive Mormon” is not an oxymoron. At any rate, Kirby attempted humor when he met said female blogger and asked her to pretend she was his date from an escort service. We are not making this up. She then accepted his offer of a weed-laced gummy bear and later sat in shock as Kirby told the audience she was ripped on gummy bears. In Kirby's defense, it could have happened to anybody who had too many gummy bears for breakfast. Chin up, Kirb. It's not as bad as the Kavanaugh nomination.

Speaking of Maryjane and Utah Politics

And now from our “Yes-It's-True” file: Proposition 2 on November's Utah ballot asks voters if medical marijuana should be legalized. The Big Church hereabouts says it wants medical marijuana, just not under the conditions outlined in the ballot offering, according to LDS spokesman Marty Stephens. You remember Marty. Not long ago, he was the speaker of the Utah House of Representatives. It's probably just a coincidence that he went from one post to the other. A spokesman for Gov. Gary Herbert said the gov will call a special session to pass legislation in line with the church's thinking. The spokesman, Paul Edwards, it just so happens, was recently the editor of the LDS-church-owned Deseret News. Now if you're getting the inkling that the power structure here in Utah is dominated by The Big Church, you're probably in dire need of gummy bears — or something stronger, say a pint of Polygamy Porter and just maybe a shot or two of Five Wives Vodka.

Well, that's a wrap for another edition of Smart Bomb. Sorry, we didn't have time to delve into Congressman Chris Stewart's call for people to stop criticizing Our Dear Leader for lying about the large number of death's in Puerto Rico in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria last year. Yes, we know, it's the Democrats and The Deep State trying to make the president look like a, well, you know, a L-I-A-R. So Wilson, send us out with some Bob Dylan stuff befitting our commander in chief: Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth, blowing down the back-roads heading south. Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot, babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

[blackhatseoguy]

Ignoring these 6 SEO strategies could come back to haunt you

if you are can you can you know if you might try your hand at GSA

Halloween is just around the corner. Soon you’ll be seeing little ghosts, goblins, witches and Donald Trump wannabes wandering your street in search of treats. SEO is a lot like these trick-or-treaters: If you’re brave enough to go into the scary dark night and knock on strangers’ doors, you could be rewarded with goodies! The difference? For SEO professionals, this means higher rankings on search engine result pages (not full-sized candy bars).

This month, in honor of Halloween, I thought it would be ghoulishly fun to talk about some SEO strategies that you should start implementing — or face the nightmarish consequences.

Schema markup

Google’s main goal (besides making money with Google AdWords) is to give its users the best search results. Google does this by using its complex algorithm to serve up the most relevant and user-friendly websites that relate to a user’s search. One way you can help Google find and understand specific information on your website is by using schema markup code.

Schema is simply another way to organize the data/information on your site, and it gives Google a roadmap to your content. (Halloween analogy: Schema is like having a flashlight while walking through a haunted house — it highlights the path you need to take to get out the front door.)

Schema markup lets you define the different “things” on your website, like reviews, product information, your business address, answers to questions that people ask, events and more. Schema code tells Google exactly what your pages are about and can help your website stand out in search results.

Applying schema doesn’t impact end users (they can’t even see it), but this structured data does tell Google all sorts of things about the products and services you offer on your website. Search engines use the structured data on your site to understand and display the content in an appropriate manner. Just look at the [bobbing for] apple crisp recipe below to see an example of a recipe rich snippet search result:

Now, I know from personal experience that, for many SEOs, coding is just plain scary. To make it easier on non-techy people, using JSON-LD to mark up pages is an easier way to go. (JSON-LD, which stands for JavaScript Object Notation for Linked Data, is also Google’s preferred markup language and is one of the easiest schema codes to implement.) JSON-LD schema “describes the structure of other data” on a page and is easier for people to read and write.

Here’s JSON schema code for information about a person (first name, last name, birthday and so on):

If the thought of coding still scares the living daylights out of you, don’t worry. There are tools — like Schema App and another from Hall Analysis —  that can make implementing schema on your website much easier. These tools help you create schema markup code and don’t require you to be an expert in the Schema.org language.

HTTPS

In case you haven’t noticed, Google has begun showing warnings on non-secure (HTTP) web pages. When people see a warning like this coming from Google, it’s like Freddy Krueger jumping out of a closet — and they often get spooked and leave your site.

(NOTE: Website URL details are blurred to protect the victim’s identity.)

Why have so many businesses put off switching to a secure site? One word: F-E-A-R.

According to Greg Apel, a web developer with 16+ years’ experience, “Many people mistakenly think that ‘making your site secure’ means simply buying an SSL certificate and you’re done. That’s not the case.” Apel continued, “Unfortunately, hosting companies aren’t helping. A hosting company recently contacted me and tried to sell me an SSL certificate for one of my domains. I informed the sales rep that he’s misleading consumers [by failing to tell business owners that they need more than a certificate]. That’s not fair to unsuspecting business owners that don’t know any better.”

Unfortunately, switching to a secure site involves more than just purchasing a certificate. It is a technical process that requires a lot of steps and a large investment of time and planning.

Here are just a few of the things you need to do to move from HTTP to HTTPS if you have a WordPress site:

Database pattern changes: All instances of database entries containing the string pattern “http://” must be changed to “https://”.

CSS/PHP hard-coded http:// patterns: There may be instances where codes in CSS and PHP files have hard-coded http:// strings instead of variables representing the transfer protocol. These may need to be manually edited and uploaded back to the server for the site to function properly.

.htaccess mod-rewrite: The .htaccess file is where instructions are written and tells the server how to handle URL strings.

.htaccess 301: 301 redirects are placed in the .htaccess file in old/new URL pairs separated by new lines for each entry.

SSL certificate change, server config, WordPress config: Log into the domain host, select the certificate that changes the IP address of the website, ensure the server is properly configured for the change, modify any settings in WordPress and install an SSL plugin.

Domain propagation/resource monitoring: This involves watching for the domain change to fully propagate (go live) — which could take up to 48 hours — and checking the website for resources (images, links and so on) that fail to reflect the change to the https:// protocol. Images and files that fail to reflect the change (hyperlinked, hard-coded resources) will generate errors.

Overwhelmed?

Even though it seems like a complete nightmare to switch to HTTPS, Google is going to continue showing warning flags to searchers. The average searcher likely has no idea what HTTP and HTTPS means, but if Google says a site isn’t secure, chances are they’ll leave your site faster than a babysitter being chased by Michael Myers.

HTTPS isn’t easy, but it’s becoming a necessity.

Google+

Are you active on Google+? Many people ignore Google’s social media platform because they think it’s a dead zone. Not true! Google+ is not the most popular social media platform, but it is the one people are most satisfied with, according to a survey by the American Customer Satisfaction Index.

I’ve always said that you should pay attention to anything Google does — and Google+ is one of them. Many people don’t realize that every post you make on Google+ has a unique URL and can show up in Google search results. That means if you regularly create keyword-rich posts on your Google+ account, it can improve your rankings on Google searches.

It’s believed that Google even ranks Google+ posts higher when it comes to SEO vs. other social media channels. That means that your Google+ posts are more likely to show up in search results than the posts you make on other social media platforms.

Google+ is also a great way to get local businesses more attention (e.g., via the “Local Carousel” that shows up in local Google search results.) If you want to boost visits on your website, creating and sharing content on Google+ and getting more +1s might be just what you need.

Voice search

Voice search is on the rise. According to Google, 20 percent of searches on its mobile app and Android devices are voice searches. The total number of voice searches is higher when you add in personal assistants like Amazon’s Echo, Google Home, Siri and Cortana — tools that are solely based on voice recognition.

When it comes to content creation, voice search optimization requires a different way of thinking. Now is the time to start writing and optimizing the content on your site for voice so you can provide customers with the best answers to their voice questions.

To learn more about optimizing content for voice search, see Essential voice search strategies for 2017.

Site audit

Only 43 percent of SEO professionals always perform a site audit for new clients, according to Search Engine Journal’s 2017 State of Digital Marketing. That’s frightening!

Not performing a site audit is like walking into a cemetery at night: You just don’t know what you’ll run into! To perform any SEO project successfully, you must know what you’re up against. An SEO site audit is one of the only ways you can identify search issues you’ll need to tackle.

Most of the SEO tools on the market have an SEO audit feature that identifies any potential issues a site may have when it comes to being indexed and ranking on the search engines.

At the beginning of any search optimization project, you need to take the time to perform a full site audit so you know the issues before you jump in. This audit will also serve as a checklist and will be an accountability check. These audits are also great to show your clients exactly what you’ve been doing to help them rank higher on Google, Yahoo, Bing and other search engines.

Bing

Speaking of Bing… At first, Bing might seem like the last survivor in a horror movie: You’re never quite sure if they’ll make it to the credits. But luckily, Bing is still alive and well.

According to comScore’s July Explicit Core Search Share Report (Desktop Only), Bing has 23 percent of the search market share. Twenty-three percent is still a huge number, and it’s one you shouldn’t ignore.

Here are just a few reasons you should focus specific efforts on ranking your site for Bing:

There’s less competition, so it’s easier to rank.

You can see ranking results quicker.

Paid ads are less expensive.

They’re more transparent about how they rank sites and what you need to do to rank higher.

Bing Places for Business is an easy way to get more local visibility.

The agency dashboard allows you to manage all your Bing Places for Business locations in one spot.

Just like Google+, Bing is not something that should be ignored.

So there you have it! Six SEO strategies that you should implement or face the consequences. What do you think? Are you using any of these SEO strategies? Which one is the scariest to you? We’d love your feedback.

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Some facts about Blindspot for people who didn't see stream and/or don't known Russian.

- Bob is 8.0.8 in fact. Sui was the first to call him that, 'cause numbers title 8.0.8 looks like ''B.O.B''. - At first authors wanted to kill ''jerboa'' in opening scene with Sui's buggy, but they realized it be too cruel and be contradiction next scene, where Sui don't want to kill little guy and failed the mission becaus of this. So, he just spoiled they dinner) - Sui is one who hate humans and love animals. - Authors decided for theyself that Blindspot and X-story's events are happening in one universe. - Kali was not in the original scenario. But producers asked to created her and kill at the start for more action, but later they decided give her more screen time. - Vitaliy Shushko send producer few version of scenario for his episode, where plot about cyborgs be for just to be. He don't really wanted to make it, 'cause afraid a hard work with details, but producer tell him make episode about this cyborgs without thinking. So, here we are! And now Vitaliy does not regret that he did it! It was a good experience for him.

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You can see and/or hear more on the stream record. 

(Sorry my bad English guys :’))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=975cnq3FAfY

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Парочка мелких хэдканонов

Которые имеют вокруг себя истории от и до, но они немного не доработаны. Да и палить кантору раньше времени, иной раз, не хочется. Плюс многое может измениться, как я говорила ранее.

Рокки:

- До полной кибернизации был немым (получил в детстве травму связок по причине раздолбай).

- Может смастерить из говна и палок подручных средств статуэтки или целые композиции, которые грех не поставить на полку для антуража. Так же может создавать движущееся механизмы вроде ходячего жирафа, умывающегося кота, или музыкальной шкатулки. Это одно из немногих занятий, которое полностью отвлекает на себя эту горячую голову с шилом в заднице. 

- Очень любит тему космоса и иже с ним.

- Очень скучает и тоскует по матери, жизнь с которой может вспомнить лишь добрым словом.

Хок: 

- Имеет за спиной опыт военного.

- Весьма неплохо знает немецкий язык, и умеет неплохо говорить и даже петь на нем. 

- Живет прошлым, надеясь этим изменить свое будущее. На деле же он лишь играет с собой же чувством глубокой вины. 

Суи:

- Суи был мальчиком из деревни. Жил с отцом и бабушкой по маминой линии, и вел вместе с ними сельское хозяйство в меру своих сил, которые впечатляли своим низким уровнем.

- Винит себя за трусость, из-за которой однажды покинул родной дом. 

Кали:

- Играет роль снайпера в банде.

- Играет на акуистической гитаре

Боб:

- Играет на пианинной клавиатуре так же хорошо, как на компьютерной. Правда этот факт ни разу не проверялся на практике, и неведом даже самому Бобу. 

- По факту, является ‘’центральным процессором’’, общим мозгом команды, так как при желании может считывать, помимо их физических и личных данных, эмоции и мысли каждого из них, и даже влиять на них. Но Боб ни разу не практиковал этого, и не собирается. Он просто не знает, что делать с этими знаниями, так как сам в эмоциях не мастак, хоть и не лишен их совсем. Потому он сделал их своей личной тайной, надежно храня её.

Хронология становления банды. Краткая версия:

Началось все, вот же сюрприз, с Хока и Суи. Я хотела попробовать придумать толковый сюжет, при котором банда начиналась с Хока и Кали, но не преуспела. Так вот, поначалу Хок и Суи начали как соперники, дерущиеся за добычу на одной территории, но вскоре нашли общий язык и сдружились. Проработав дуэтом продолжительное время, они встретили 8.0.8. Списанного по причине ‘’бракованный’’, робота-секретаря. Он сделал им предложение, от которого они не смогли отказаться (курирование миссий, и гарантия того, что они станут прибыльнее), и миссии стали куда успешнее. Вскоре они наткнулись на другую банду. Скажем так, не самую благородную. И они бы просто отправились дальше, по своему пути, но Хока привлекла одна особа, которая словно была не к месту среди тех головорезов. Это была Кали. Хок сам не уверен, почему он захотел вырвать Кали от туда, но она очень взволновала его разум, и ночью они совершили дерзкое похищение. Кали не горела желанием покидать насиженное место, да еще и с какими-то ненормальными ‘’рыцарями’’, пришедшими черт знает, от куда, но тут помог Суи, закинув девушку на плече и быстро убежав с ней, не смущаясь ее протестами, а Хоку оставалось лишь задержать поднявших тревогу бандитов. Разумеется Кали продолжительное время пыталась укокошить наглецов, но побыв с ними какое-то время, она просто смирилась, и свыклась с новыми спутниками. По крайней мере, она так говорит. На деле же она сама с самого начала поняла, что хочет убежать с этими тремя, но не была уверенна, что это хорошая идея, так что она была очень довольна той ночью, а все ее возмущения, проклятия и брань на деле были выражением её торжества. Хотя был реальный риск, особенно для Боба, в чей вагончик и закинули Кали, получить увечья, но всё обошлось без крови. С Рокки же четверка встретилась, когда заныкалась на заброшенном складе в подворотне, что бы скрыться от легавых, которые неожиданно проявили активность. Как оказалось, они гнались за каким-то мелким шкетом, который, в попытке скрыться, забежал в ту же подворотню. Не долго думая, фактически рефлекторно, Хок схватил пацана за шиворот и утянул за дверь.

Маски:

Рокки не хочет показывать слабость. 

Кали - заботу. 

Хок - боль. 

Суи - страх.

А Боб боится оказаться бесполезным, брошенным и забытым.

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Характеры и отношения героев Blindspot: Хок

Слово автора: Это все еще весьма недоработанные концепты характеров, отношений и историй персонажей. За все эти 3 месяца все мои наработки по этой вселенной заимели гооору изменений, как мелких, так и колоссальных, и скорее всего их будет не меньше в будущем, но, все же, общий концепт, костяк сохраняется. Приятного!

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Хок. 

30 лет. 

Рост: 210

Любимые музыкальные группы: Skillet, 30 Seconds To Mars, Linkin Park, Bryan Adams, Breaking Benjamin, Renegade Five, Unheilig, Король и Шут...

Хок заботливый лидер. Однако, он весьма суровый и не особо обладает чувством юмора. Хотя не лишен его, и, время от времени, можно услышать от него что-то забавное. Но в целом он довольно строг и угрюм, холоднокровен и сдержан, порой радикален, точно солдат. Но это лишь то, каким Хок старается себя преподносить, в том числе своей банде. Хок прекрасно знает, что он ахуенный, но он достаточно скромный, чтобы не выпячивать этот факт ПОСТОЯННО. 

Он весьма юморной и ироничный. Но ему крайне тяжело на душе. Он часто придается унынию и тяготится воспоминаниями, когда остается один.  Он очень ответственен, иногда даже слишком, из-за чего и может казаться слишком серьезным и занудливым. Но частенько ему просто приходиться сдерживать свой неистовый ржачь, ироничные комментарии и ужимки, чтобы оставаться в ранге тактичного, невозмутимого и твердого лидера. 

Очень доверяет своим товарищам и ценит каждого из них. Он даже мог бы смело назвать их своей семьей… Но пока с этим у него проблемы.

Снисходителен и терпелив к новичку Рокки. Когда они впервые встретились, Хок очень скептично отнесся к тому, чтобы принять мелкого в банду. Нечего подбирать всяких щенков. Но Рокки показал себя молодцом, и Хок согласился принять его. По крайней мере это официальная версия. На деле же Хок правда поначалу даже не думал брать его с собой, но почувствовал за него ответственность, да и банально жалко стало. Но, все же, его определенно порадовало, что Рокки способный. Его немного тревожит огненная натура парня, но он дает ему шанс, не желая держать в узде. Напротив, он видит в этом перспективу, что салага быстрее и эффективнее научится думать, прежде чем делать. На ошибках учатся. Есть задатки отцовско-братских отношений, хоть Хок и старается относится ко всем равно, как ко взрослым и равно способным. Конечно, с учетом их физических и психологических качеств.

Иногда его жутко раздражают Суи и Кали своими спорами. Если же говорить о двух последних индивидуально, то:

С Суи у него крепкая дружба. Он хорошо знает своего испорченного и кровавого друга и полностью ему доверяет. Ну, или почти полностью. Суи был первым, кого Хок взял в свою еще тогда несуществующую банду. Не воспринимает всерьез его вульгарные высказывания, а как его манеру речи. Исключения: когда рядом дети и женщины. Не считая Кали и Рокки, так как первая лично попросила не заступаться за нее в такие моменты, хотя она призналась, что ей было приятно от этого, а Рокки заверил, что его мало трогают ругательства. Стремление же Суи убивать часто встает костью поперек горла их операций, однако Хок не особо жалуется, для него это тоже давно стало нормой. Иногда Суи выступает неплохим психологом для Хока, хотя пациент не всегда соглашается на лекарства этого врача.

С Кали Хок часто хорошо срабатывается, так как образы их мыслей часто совпадают, и они хорошо понимают идеи друг друга. Пусть и не всегда. Очень любит подкалывать ее. И, пожалуй, из всей банды у него с ней самые доверительные отношения. Лишь Кали хоть что-то знает о прошлом Хока. С ней он чувствует себя особенно спокойно и свободно. Даже есть некоторая романтическая симпатия, но ей суждено так и остаться в зародыше.

С Бобом его отношения могут показаться бесстрастными, словно человек с обычной говорящей машиной, но Боб так же, как и остальные члены банды, равноценен для него. Он воспринимает его так же, как и любого другого человека, только в облике кастрюли. Хок любит иногда потупить, поплавать в своих мыслях под его треп, сыграть в игру, посоревновавшись в шутере или файтинге. Особенно он любит наблюдать реакцию Боба, когда тот проигрывает, а делает он это чаще, чем выигрывает. Как бы Хока не раздражало тщеславие робота, он признает, что Боб внес очень значимый вклад в становление команды.

Дагата и Роксана: разумеется, он ни разу не думал и близко о том, чтобы взять их к себе. Не очень предусмотрительно, брать с собой тех, кто может и даже хочет элементарно тебя прикончить. Но Рокки, на пару с Кали, смогли убедить его рискнуть. В любом случае, надо было бежать за Рокки, который ослушался приказа сваливать, куда подальше. Да и сам он уже знает эту протоптанную не единожды тропку, так что попробовать вырвать девушек из мрака подземелья было и его желанием тоже, пусть и не таким уверенным. Из-за их дикого и радикального нрава, конечно, сложно было с ними, но Хок выложился на максимум, и миссия по выводу диких зверей на грандиозную прогулку увенчалась успехом.

Хок считает их очень продуктивными членами стаи. И он очень ценит это в них, но он все еще не уверен, что брать их с собой, была хорошая идея. Пускай Рокки со всей ответственностью поручился за них и свою идею, все же… Он еще молодой и неопытный, так что приходиться отслеживать процесс социализации, и так же активно в нем участвовать.

Что конкретно до Рокси… Он сильно обеспокоен Рокки из-за нее. Он понимает, почему у девчонки не все в порядке, и что ей нужна помощь, но его беспокоит, что эту инициативу пацан взвалил на себя. Велик шанс, что он будет крайне расстроен в один день… Роксана очень резка, груба, импульсивна и недоверчива. Она с��овно постоянно загнанный в угол зверь. Она уже успела изрядно искусать руки Рокки во всех смыслах слова, пусть и не из зла. Конечно, он ни разу не жалуется, и даже обижается и заступается за нее, когда говорят, что с ней надо быть осторожнее, но, пожалуй, это Хока беспокоит больше, чем если бы Рокки честно говорил, что ему неприятно или тяжело с ней. Так Хок мог пожурить его, что сам виноват, а после постараться помочь, чем может. Но пацан продолжает храбриться. Как бы там ни было, он искренне хочет, чтобы Рокси подружилась с бандой, доверилась им. Ну, или, хотя бы, Рокки. За толстой шкурой израненного зверя он видит перспективную барышню, способную на многое, но которой ужасно мешает огромный страх.

С Дагатой же он быстро нашел общий язык, и мог бы очень хорошо сдружится с ней, как с Кали, но он держит дистанцию, так как боится, что Дагата растрепает всем о его скелетах. Она приятная и располагающая женщина, но также она довольно говорливая. Плюс Хоку кажется, что она немного сладкоречивая. Хотя, возможно, его просто раздражает, что она обращается к нему ‘’Хоки’’ или ‘’Голубчик’’.

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