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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

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woe bedlund booty shorts be upon ye

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I wanna make something explicitly clear:

When that motherfucker finally dies (and it will be soon, I feel it in my bones) I don’t want ANYBODY saying shit about “okay but y’all realize we gotta deal with V*nce as president now, right-” FOR AT LEAST 48 HOURS POST MORTEM.

We get to celebrate this. We get to celebrate the death of a monster. Give us a weekend to have our parties before we get back to the severity of our fuck ass government.

For the love of Christ let us have a win.

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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okay i know i’m Back On My Bullshit but hear me out: found footage macbeth

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THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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booby by SPiNDLE

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