#BoD's Askbox

[bringerofdarkness-fancomic]

Amy nooo don’t trust that silly goober

he’s so trustworthy i prommy :3

reference image for this drawing, btw :3

[waterhorseyblues-ao3]

vote in my polls, boy

[nobodysdaydreams]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :)

Thank you other anon! Sorry this took so long.

Fruits and vegetables. My favorite food groups. My favorite snacks.

Sleeping and lying down. I'm tired.

Trampolines (but Bods, how old are you? None of your business. There are only two types of adults in this world. Those who like trampolines, and those who are too insecure to admit it. And those with motion sickness/other issues that prevent them from using trampolines I suppose).

Reading (though I don't have time for it anymore)

Getting to answer these wonderful asks from all of you (sorry it takes forever but I love how patient you all are)

[phtalogreenpoison]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers :DD (also no pressure, you do not have to do this if you don’t want to !)

This has been in my inbox forever!!!! I'm so sorry Bods!! 😭😭😭

cats

cheese (most kinds, not blue)

einstein's large iced caramel cold brew

my friends (online and irl best friends)

being referred to with they/them or neos or whatever the pronouns are that day! gender euphoria!

[suppenzeit]

hey Toby today's Rat ask is this funky picture that's my body claim for Rat so I hope you like it

I had to brave Google sending me so many unsolicited dick picks for this you don't even know

to this day I do not get what in my search terms made it think that I would appreciate that

anyway

Rat has a happy trail all the way, it's canon now

thank you for braving google images showing you unsolicited meat pics, but really, if you wanted a wet rat you couldve asked me for one

[atlas-prime]

congrats on your killer bod man!!!!!! you look super fucking sexy!

Thank you! I’m doing my best :3

[kornkuro]

hi!! i love your art and i have a question, why do you draw kankuro so chubby? and kiba too? is it just your artstyle or do you prefer to draw dad bods or something?? im legit curious

AHKJDFHGKJDFHJGKDFJ well you see. i love drawing bodies that are bigger it’s simply more fun to me 😌 and in general it makes sense in my eyes that everyone in the cast is some kind of muscular, some more lean/less pronounced than others due to low taijutsu and simply bc every body builds up muscle differently

[erectionsandtea]

Poly party summer fun headcanons bc 😄 (I'm sorry I'm advance that this is so fucking long please forgive me) (you can find part 2 here)

Part 1

Pool party:

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

- El learns the usage of the word "hot" (regarding attractiveness, not temperature) when she sees Max in a two-piece swimsuit

But then Mike is like "what about me?" cos he's totally jealous and wants El's attention too, but before she can respond Max is like "you're not hot, Mike, you're more like cute in a nerdy kind of way. I guess." and El is like "yeah, you're a cute nerd!" and Mike is like "ex-fucking-cuse me??"

And then Will is like "I think you're hot" and Mike is like "thank you-"

"but you're still a nerd"

"you're a nerd!" and he grabs Will and kind of traps him in this hug and says "but you're a cute nerd" and then a cute kiss

And El is giggling at byler but still staring at Max too, and Max is yelling Byler to get a room, and Lucas is just rolling his eyes at everyone but he also keeps getting distracted looking at Max, and Dustin is yelling at everyone

"for the love of god, can you guys stop flirting for like two minutes and help me set up the snacks??"

And Suzie is like "I'll help you, Dusty-bun"

"you're the best girlfriend in the whole world"

*giggles* "you're the best boyfriend in the whole galaxy!"

"well YOU'RE the best-"

(cos Dustin and Suzie like to do this weird one-upping kind of thing ???)

And then everyone is just like "okay okay, we're coming!" and "we're helping, geez!"

- Max totally helped El shop for and pick out her swimsuit, something that would show off her cute bod and drive Mike crazy (but also herself), and "damn girl, you have no idea how good you look" *wink*

- Lucas pushes Max in the pool

- Max obvsly gets revenger by pushing Lucas in the pool, while he's in the middle of doing something else like conversing, idk

- El wants to get in on the pool-pushing action, so she tries to push mike in the pool, but he grabs hold of her and they both fall in

- Underwater kisses! (with all the ships)

- mad flirting and lots of staring, lol (also with all the ships)

- El and Max sunbathing next to Suzie but they are on towels on the grass instead of a chair bc how are they supposed to get all close to each other on a single chair ??

- sunbathing girls ogling the boys in the pool

- boys in the pool ogling the sunbathing girls

- squirt guns, water balloons, and fights with pool noodles

- Suzie likes to sunbathe and read fantasy novels (she's totally a girly-girl nerd) and Dustin likes to just stop and watch her sometimes bc she's beautiful and also cute and hot, and sometimes she'll catch him watching from the pool or across the yard and they'll smile at each other.

And then she'll say something super cheesy like "I miss you, Dusty-bun" cos technically they are apart from each other. And he starts to say that he misses her too, but then Max/Lucas are like "jesuschrist, you guys are LITERALLY 20 feet away from each other!" and Dustin is just like "hey, I put up with all of your cute couple-y shit!"

- El wants to know what Suzie is reading and Suzie starts telling her the story in great detail (cos she's totally read the book before, it's one of her favorites? WHAT BOOK DO YOU GUYS THINK IT IS, LET ME KNOW) and then she recommends more books for El

- El totally takes control of the big inflatable pool floatie shaped like a duck or a unicorn or idfk

- Mike and Will try to push the floatie over but she clings to it, screaming, and even tho they manage to overturn her she still comes out on top and splashes them to make them stop

- Max helping El defend against the boys by jumping on some backs lol (more like grabbing and hoisting bc it’s hard to jump when in water)

- Max then trying to join El by jumping on the floatie (from the side of the pool), but she just ends up sinking them both

- El also tries doing those mermaid hair flips and just generally her and max doing funny things with both their hair (El wants to be a mermaid)

- pool volleyball, anyone? Or maybe pool basketball??

- Joyce is there to bring them lemonade and the burgers that Jonathan makes and other summer foods bc she is mom of the goddamn century

- chicken fights (top/bottom) (lmk who you think would win, lol)

Max/Lucas vs El/Mike

Will/Mike vs El/Max

Lucas/Dustin vs Max/Mike

Taunts and "insults" are slung, but also cheers, lol

Everyone falls down more often from loss of balance than actual pushing

- "no running around the goddamn pool, or you little shits will face some serious consequences!" (lol sorry I had to put Steve in there, but he's really not threatening at all 😆)

- Marco Polo (and El is totally not allowed to cheat by using her powers) (but even without cheating she's still pretty good, lol)

- sneaking up behind and dunking

- El wearing goggles and just being able to actually look and SEE underwater and it's so cool and beautiful, "but it makes everything sound weird"

- splash fights, and usually more than half the party ends up turning on one or two specific people

- the boys try to do that thing where you dive through inflatable donuts and it basically becomes a contest

Will can successfully dive through one donut, it's mostly just luck tho

"okay, you can dive thru one donut, but can you dive thru two??" (Mike kind of succeeds but he somehow gets his foot stuck and kicks the donut off)

"okay, but can dive thru three???"

And Dustin is like "come on guys, this is getting insane" but he sees the donuts getting stacked and everyone lining up and he's just like *sigh* "goddamnit" cos he knows he has to do it now too, he's not backing down!

El doesn't dive but she successfully pencil jumps thru at least one donut

Max dives thru two-and-a-half donuts (don't even ask me how) and it's not all three, but it's more than any of the boys can do so she totally wins the contest

- when it starts getting late, before everyone goes inside, Joyce takes some photos of all of them while the sun is still out (until Will jokingly begs her to stop), some smiling ones, some silly face ones, and a couple candid ones (Jonathan takes most of the photos tho cos duh)

If you have any ideas or anything to add, please feel free to do so, either by reblogging or my askbox! 👍🏻

[dru-reblogs-stuff]

Check in tag!

Thanks for the tag @corkytheguar :D

1. Why did you choose your url?

My main is DruidX, which has been my handle on nearly every single platform ever since.... well, since the World Wide Web became a feasible thing to have in one’s home ^.^; Because this is the blog to which all other random interesting things are thrown, I thought I’d keep in theme with “Dru reblogs stuff”, for I am Dru... and I am reblogging stuff XD

2. Any sideblogs? If you have them name them and why you have them?

Technically @/dru-reblogs-stuff is a sideblog already. It gets more personal stuff, and also everything I like that’s interesting to me. I keep thinking I should narrow it down further though, and make seperate fashion & star wars blogs, because I rb that stuff on the regular...

@/druidx is my main, and is my Writeblr blog, for, well, all my writing, other people’s writing, and writing related advice/ resources.

@/dru-plays-starbound is the blog I used to rb Starbound stuff, and also post my starbound builds to. I haven’t updated it in a while, thought there’s lots of stuff still to post... I just haven’t had the inclination to fight with a graphics program and screenshots.

@/nine-blessed-hero breaks my naming scheme sadly, but this is now my dedicated Elder Scrolls blog, for art and fanfic. It’s also not as well kept as I would like it to be (I’ve got 600 items in draft to read though and comment on, so it’s slow going).

Finally there is the essentially abandoned @/things-my-rm-says-to-her-lego. This started as an out-of-context quote blog for things my roommate muttered while sorting/ building the old Lego her parents dropped off ~October 2020. I have no idea what to do with it now said roommate is no longer saying strange things to her Lego...

3. How long have you’ve been on tumblr?

I’ve just passed my one year anniversary, 18 May -- or at least, the anniversary of my first post which I’m sure was made only a week or so after I joined. Basically I joined up not long after the Lockdown was made official in the UK.

4. Do you have a queue tag?

Yes! It’s just “q”, because I am both lazy and basic.

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

As mentioned above, I joined not long after the Lockdown was made official in the UK. Because I had more time, I was looking back at old works and wanting both to share them and to get advice on how to get better. I’d heard somewhere that Tumblr was to writing as DeviantArt is to art, so I figured I may as well join and see what I could get out of the experience. Again, because I suddenly had more time, I bought TESIV: Oblivion on Steam and started to get into TESblr as well as Writeblr (which incidentally, is how I met the wonderful Corky ^.^). 

6. Why did you choose your icon?

I wanted something that reflected my interests (boy do I love Tea :D), but also wasn’t fussy, so I found a site filled with free SVG icons and picked this one out. I’ve had a lot of complements on it, so clearly it was a good choice ^.^ I’ve tried to keep the theme of teapots over all my blogs.

7. Why did you choose your header?

I don’t think any of my blogs have a header because I just couldn’t find anything I liked?

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

Across them all, it’s a “Last Line Tag” game one, posted Sep 22 2020 with 328 notes.

9. How many mutuals do you have?

28, across the board.

10. How many followers do you have?

I feel that’s somewhat defeating the point of not having them public. Let’s just say I have enough.

11. How many people do you follow?

181; just enough to keep things interesting, but not enough to be overwhelmed.

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

No; the most I’ve done would have been an incorrect quote.

13. How often do you use tumblr each day?

I’m currently working from home, so it’s a permanent fixture on one of my background virtual desktops, ready to be flipped over to when work is dull or when I’m procrastinating writing.

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

I think someone tried to insinuate I’d offended them once, but they hid in the tags and I could never work out if it was my tags they were arguing against, or the post in general (it was a rb). But generally no; I’m Internet Old and just done with the Drama so I don’t engage.

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

They can jog on. If I think it’s important, then I will chose to rb it, but telling me I’m a horrible person if I don’t? That’s a surefire way to ensure I dislike you and your cause, and will ignore you out of spite.

16. Do you like tag games?

<Points to this post> I fuckin’ love tag game, my dude. I’m bad at doing them sometimes, but I honestly adore when people are thinking about enough to say “You know who’d want to do this? Dru!”.

17. Do you like ask games?

Slightly less so, because again, I’m bad at keeping up with these things, and a full askbox hangs over my head like the sword of Damocles. But that you chose to poke me with a question about me or my writing that you’re curious about, well; it does warm my heart.

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

im-a-seraph-winging-it, rewrit, adelinewriting (though she’s no longer on Tumblr) maybe? idk ^.^; I guess not knowing is one of the nicer things about Tumblr; it makes everything a little more personal.

19. Do I have a crush on a mutual?

Yes. I’m not saying who (it’s sort of embarrassing to be the age I am and have a crush), but they have a unique and exquisite writing style, and I care for it very much.

20. Tags?

I’ll do my usual bods: @aquadestinyswriting @alias-levi , but I’m also curious about @homesteadchronicles @writtenbyrain and @scribeofred (0 pressure tho! I know this is an unsolicited tag)

[bringerofdarkness-fancomic]

I love him. I love that he canonically is stinky and that Amy is so done with him even though they’ve known each other for less than ten minutes

Thank you for making the comic!

Hey, glad you’re enjoying BoD so far! I also love Exnuc and his dynamic with Amy, because she really does NOT like this stinky fella. Like?? What the hell is this guy’s deal??? Why is he like this????

Anyway, some silly art of him for you. :]

[scapeartist]

For ABSOLUTELY NO REASON: Emma poked her head into the bedroom and sighed happily into the doorframe. It wasn't often Killian was asleep while she wasn't and boy did she cherish these moments. His face was unguarded, the lashes dark against his skin, tousled hair from the night's exertions. The way his perfect lips fluttered, dreamspeak moving them ever so slightly. In her absence he had spread out, one arm flung across her pillow as if he'd been seeking her warmth. 1/

She marveled at how impressive his biceps and forearms even in repose. His chest hair accented his pecs, outlining his abs beautifully. Emma pouted a little as her gaze reached his hips. The damn sheet was sticking to one side, covering his pelvis and the morning wood she could see growing underneath. That had to be a crime. Well, as sheriff, it was her duty to stop crime now wasn't it. /2 (hb)

Well, well, well! Isn’t it my lucky day!? Thank you smut-adjacent fairy! 

[synchronmurmurs]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Learn to know your mutual and followers😊

Oof sorry this took me a while to answer Shon, was doin' a slep and then went to work jskfk. But let's see here!

A comfortable space where I can be myself. That's my home, and also this blog. 💖

My PC. I just got done upgrading that bod boi. Rivaille will be good to last me for many years to come. 😌

My weenie nerd collection. It's an assortment of statues and figs, but I'm looking to branch out to to art and things like that. I have some prints already, but I just need frames for them before I can put them up djsj

My two besties. My younger brother, and my British Son Joe. He will never see this, and tbh that's fine. Nobody but y'all need to know how thirsty I get.

Seeing other people be happy. It's a weird thing. I'm pretty introverted, so I find a lot of happiness in watching other people be happy and have a good time. I soak that shit up like a dry sponge.

[luci-on-the-moon]

Headcanon: Seb is Ciel's father, but when his son is sleeping, he goes out at night and pole dances. Ciel doesn't even know he does this.😗

AAAAH THIS IS SO GOOD!!

(this asks had been sitting on my askbox for day but this week has been pretty busy eh, I suck at doing things on time I’m so sorry XD)

Honestly, dude, imagine Sebastian as a single dad, going out with his other ‘dad’ friends to eat lunch at the pub or something, and all of them having the typical ‘dad bod’, except Sebastian, who’s lithe and athletic.

They ask him what is his secret?

He laughs, rubbing his sweaty palms on his jeans, ‘I... I do yoga’ he lies.

He preferred not to tell his friends that he was a cabaret performer.

And a very famous one, at that.

Everyone in the underworld knew his name. Well, his artistic name, at least.

Ah, would someone write this for me??

[froggy-frogz]

*sneaks over very sneakily because i am a sneaky sneakster*

HELLOOOO I APOLOGIZE FOR INTRUDING ON YOUR LOVELY BLOG WITH YOUR FLAWLESS CONTENT BUT

I AM HERE TO ANNOY YOU

AND ASK YOU QUESTIONS!

So! i am very lonely and i've been following your content for a long time and it's honestly so good and i wanted to know if it were alright if i became a regular anon?

BECAUSE I REALLY JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO POP INTO YOUR ASKBOX AND BE LIKE "yo dude, i think raph has a type for dudes that are also super muscular and have a deep voice and honestly, i think he and mikey have a thing for southern dudes with dad bods and big man tits, i really think they do" JUST CASUALLY BECAUSE IM VERY QUEER AND THEY'RE MY COMFORT CHARACTERS SO THEREFORE THEY ARE QUEER TOO AND YOU MAKE CONTENT FOR PPL LIKE ME (hi yes love you for it thank you so much mwah!)

But only if it's okay so i came to ask if it were alright! Alright BYEEE HAVE A LOVELY DAY <333

sincerely, giraffe anon (??? only if you want me here to pester you that is lmao)

HEY ANON!!! And that would be hella cool! You can totally pop into my askbox anytime! I don't mind you or other anyone pestering me because I find it real fun!! So pester away lol!

[queenofmorolianspiders]

In honor of weeding out the shitlords in my follows, here’s some headcanons for QB’s society!! I’ll have a few trusted friends go over these later to make sure that everything comes off non-offensively, but for now, AGGRESSIVELY SHOVES GENDER-RELATED HEADCANONS AT PEOPLE (I’m also probably forgetting a lot.)

also if you have ideas for things i should make up hcs for please hmu my askbox is always open to discussing/figuring out things for qb’s society.

[i’m very very very certain that i’ll need to edit this and make everything nicer and that there are better ways to say the things i’m thinking of, or the goal i’m trying to get at....]

QB’s people literally do not care what your gender id is, in the grand scheme of things. All they care about is how strong you are.

Wanting to change your body’s appearance to match how you feel inside is no big deal. There are literal permanent transition options that will match what you need/want/desire, if you so choose. Out of all the things you should be worried about, whether or not you feel comfortable with your body is not one of those things.

While the temporary names for children are based on things like the set of pronouns a person uses, (ie [parent a name]+wyn, [parent a name]+son), there are many more options. I honestly need to update that naming mechanic, esp since that convention came out of a bad binary. Maybe [name]+en. So in QB’s case, the names are Cedwyn, Ilywin, and Ceden or Ilien. Or maybe even Cedilien. 

I don’t know how many genders her society has language markers for, but I’m gonna guess at least 5. Or maybe one. Either way, it’s not 2-3.

A lot of her culture really hates converting to a language/culture that relies on a binary set of gender markers. So, languages such as English, Spanish, other (romance?) languages that require adding gender to things that are inanimate, etc. It’s so very frustrating, especially when THAT IS THE LEAST OF YOUR CONCERNS WHAT GENDER SOMEONE USES WHEN THEY’RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

QB has been male before. This was less a “pretend to be a guy” and more “Hm, I feel like trying this out”, especially in her teenage years, when she wanted to make certain of who she was. Because it’s okay to see if an identity fits you or not, even if it’s to make sure that you are comfortable in your own identity.

sometimes, she still goes for a masculine appearance/body if the whim suits her.

QB’s people literally do not understand human’s aggressive nature towards gender roles. They understand how to use them against them, however.

 but they literally do not understand why you would kill someone for saying that they’re a different gender than was assigned/expected of them. 

like, let them die for other reasons what the fuck is wrong with you for killing someone because they said they were a woman like don’t you guys need more women.

people who don’t have any particular gender association and/or preference are normal and valid. there’s no confusion about it or trying to pin them down into anything unless it’s a kink.

qb’s society aren’t picky about sex and aren’t going to freak out about what is or isn’t in a partner’s pants. If they really want to have sex with someone, they’ll figure out a way to make it work.

QB is pan sexual for a reason. She doesn’t care. She’ll do you no matter what you look like, so long as she’s attracted to you. 

qb’s society probably has no stipulations or social faux pas about presenting. You can wear a dress and still be a dude, if that’s how you identify. you can look masculine and wear a dress and still be a chick, if that’s how you identify.

....i guess this kind of works with how “procreation/survival of the fittest” works for them as a culture. People who live to be longer than 40 of their years are allowed the right to procreate, as they are seen as “the fittest”. And, like, it never occurred to me SOONER to have it be a thing where people could like.... not necessarily have a “sex” change since idk if that’s even the right wording anymore, and i’m not sure how it’d work but like. if someone wanted to be able to carry, they’d be given the stuff to carry. if someone wanted to give, they could give. if that like, makes sense. tho i’m bad at explaining how that’d work esp since i’m just. really bad at this stuff overall.

fashion is not restricted by gender. If you can rock it, then it’s meant for your bod. You can have men wearing slinky dresses and dolled up to the 9′s, or dressed up like Bayonetta, and they’re still men. Why hold back a fashion/design because of bullshit like “gender roles”. Are gender roles based off clothes you wear gonna save your ass? Very rarely. 

granted, this won’t stop someone from telling you that your fashion sense sucks regardless

[enchanted-flowers]

what can i say except you're welcome

Heh….kid… you don’t know what you’ve done. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

Ok, ok, I see what’s happening here                                                               You’re face to face with greatness, and it’s strange                                           You don’t even know how you feel It’s adorable!                                               Well, it’s nice to see that readers never change                                               Open your eyes, let’s begin                                                                               Yes, it’s really me, it’s Ducky: breathe it in! I know it’s a lot: the hair, the bod! When you’re staring at a headcanon blog. 

What can I say except you’re welcomeFor the words, the posts, and the sinHey, it’s okay, it’s okayYou’re welcomeI’m just an ordinary tumblr blog!

Hey!Who has two thumbs created this blog And reached 1000 in five monthsThis gal!

When the nights got coldWho gave you fluff from down belowYou’re lookin’ at her, yo

Oh, also I write fanfictionYou’re welcome!To stretch the days and bring you tears!

Also I promote your blogsYou’re welcome!To give you fame and glory just like me

So what can I say except you’re welcomeFor the swollen hearts from my fluffThere’s no need to pray, it’s okayYou’re welcome!Ha, I guess it’s just my way of being meYou’re welcome!You’re welcome!

Well, come to think of itKid, honestly I can go on and onI can write every single request in my askboxThe angst, the sin, the fluff, ohThat was Ducky just writing around

I took a SansTook a PapyAdd in some sin now you’ve got UnderUniWhat’s the lessonWhat is the take-awayDon’t mess with Ducky when she’s on the break-away

And the notes here on my postsJust really shows how amazing I amLook where I’ve beenAll the great friends I have madeLook at that mini-Ducky just tippity-tappin’

Well, anyway let me say you’re welcomeFor the wonderful world you knowHey, it’s okay, it’s okayYou’re welcome!Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it’s your day to say you’re welcome‘Cause I’m gonna need to goI’m flying away, awayYou’re welcome!‘Cause Ducky can do anything but float?

You’re welcome!You’re welcome!And thank you!