#Blorbo in my askbox

[gendy-endy]

at this to the list of blue characters that Ben voices cuz DANG SON

I was like "he sounds so 'blue'" in a non sad way and super sonicy so like it's crazy man

[chronicsardonicist]

finally writing for yall!!

sorry, mental health hasn't been at its absolute best

but don't worry about me!!

here's a sneak peek of the fic :3

Tori never tracked her period, so she never knew when it came.

She thought things like that were stupid anyways, the meticulous tracking of something that only affected her for a week of the month. It wasn’t that bad anyways. 

It wasn’t that bad-

It was that bad.

She had been lying on her stomach to keep her body from feeling like it was going to burst for about an hour now. She felt sick. Tired. She kind of had a migraine. Her stomach fucking hurt and everything hurt and she was crying and she knew she wanted her boyfriend.

She didn’t even know why she was crying, or why she wanted Michael like it was some essential task to get him to come over.

. . .

Click, click, click, the on and on of the keys of her keyboard.

The pain.

She felt like shit and- she had to call him. She had to fucking call him, she knew he would understand or at least try to like he always did.  

[cicerfics]

OK, I am personally done posting about election stuff. Loading up the queue with cute animal pictures and funny fandom things ONLY.

This is officially a safe space for the next 24 hours minimum. Anyone who wants to look at cat pictures and Not Think About Anything Else Tonight, please come sit by me. 💃

[dazzlerazz]

Happy birthday friend!!! Hope you have a great one!! 💜💙

GENUINELY I MIGHT SOB RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF ALL KY FRIENDS 😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH APPIE!!!!!!!!!!

[starrspice]

👀👀👀 nice ocs! mind sharing the lore with the class?

Hi yes hello Anon I would be delighted to share the lore with you all excuse me while i foam at the mouth

Please enjoy my brainworms about my precious precious babies (lore below the cut)

SO they are a group of mercinaries called The "Universal Freelance Operation Specialists" aka the U.F.O.S. and despite being mercinaries they honestly do just about any job you're willing to pay for big or small

They all just live and travel in their Ship hopping from galaxy to galaxy looking for jobs to snag and making friends and enemies along the way

You have Mars, the "captain" of the ship and the boss of the whole organization Who is an exhiled warrior from one of the most reserved and unstudied planets in the universe. Not much is known about her home life or her history since she's very tight lipped about it, but one thing is for certain. If you're the bottom of the barrel and feel like nobody in the galaxy would ever want or need you for anything, chances are you'll find a place with Mars in the U.F.O.S. even if you don't stick around. Mars is an excellent leader and knows how to orchestrate plans including every member and their own unique set of skills. She knows her group is rag tag and often considered the bottom of the barrel but holds them all dear regardless of what others might say. She's often very stern and stoic, usually acting aloof to trick people into thinking she's oblivious. She's firm but fair and loyalty is extremely important to her. She's got a kind heart and a soft side she's often afraid to show as its been used against her in the past.

Next up is Ango, a reject from a planet of one of the most intelligent species known throughout several galaxies. He's not quite as highly intelligent as some of the top scholars on his planet but he's the planet's equivalent of a mad scientist. Now he uses his high intelligence and skills with tech to tinker and invent a broad range of odd but useful devices that could change things for better (but more often for worse). He's considered extremely dangerous and somewhat mad by his own species. He's Mars's second in command and the resident Repair man (cuz stars knows stuff gets broken non stop, especially Zai and Gidget. Mars and Zai traveled together for years before eventually finding and recruiting Gidget, and later on Zai. Just like Mars he's pretty reserved with his past and gets squeamish talking about it. He tends to be a bit hot headed and exentric at times often blowing his top and making a mess of things that could've easily been handled diplomatically.

Gidget (Formally known as Aza) is a scrapped Childcare Android who used to belong to a very Wealthy politician and was in charge of caring for, raising, and befriending the politician's daughter. Gidget deeply cared for the girl and was absolutely devastated when she was thrown away after a new intergalactic law made Androids official citizens with basic rights (requiring any owners of androids to pay extra and provide for the androids they owned). Found by Zai and Mars in a sorry broken state and living on stolen charges, the pair took her in and repaired her, eventually completely rebuilding her with a new and more durable body. She became the glue of the team and helped mediate and problem solve whenever Ango and Mars reached an impass but she is the teams self proclaimed "demolition" specialist and tends to enjoy any job involving explosives, but also often plays nurse and patches up her organic teammate's injuries after a rough job

Zai is by far the newest member of the team (as well as the youngest) but is still a very capable and resrouceful member they can't do without. Often called "the muscle" of the team Zai is the combat specialist, easily able to handle large swarms of enemies on his own whether it be armed or bare handed. Humans are an extremely rare sight across the universe as earth is seen as a semi-primitive planet not yet considered suitable for intergalactic travel and Extra terrestrial interaction, so humans are usually abducted from their planet and sold as illegal and exotic "pets" to rich and powerful people. Zai however, was unfortunate enough to be abducted and tossed into what is essentially an intergalactic dog fighting ring. He spent his teenage years and early 20s fighting for his life in the arena, and was frequently augmented and experimented on in attempts to make him stronger. Eventually the other members of the fight ring came to stop calling him by his real name (Austin Beckett) and began to call him "Zai" which means "Champion". He kept the name ever since. Eventually the fighting ring was busted by the authorities, and Zai desperately made his escape during the raid (knowing if he was taken in by the police he'd be treated like a glorified animal since humans were considered largely unintelligent). By the time he was freed from the ring he had so many of his human body replaced with machines and augments, most notibly his prosthetic mechanical arm, leg, and eyes as well as his cerebral implant (which he later removes himself). With no way to go back to earth and nowhere to go after he was freed the U.F.O.S. took him in and adopted him as part of their little team (which he considers as his family) and although he is often very friendly and optimistic he has extremely violent tendencies especially when it comes to protecting his family. Despite their constant bickering Zai and Ango are probably the closest out of the bunch and spend the most time together

While they usually just run around doing oddjobs, their lives were forever changed. They were hired for an amount of credits one could only dream of to retrieve a "top secret super weapon" but would ultimately end up being the most wanted criminals in the universe after stealing it from the intergalactic federation. Their lives are turned upside down as they're forced to go on the run (and keep this "weapon" from everyone, including their original employer)

[liesmyth]

💀okay so not a specific user but i need to get this off my chest. so one of my favourite new shows was renewed for a second season and I'm super excited, especially as it's from my country, I was watching it from the start, and a lot of my favourite locally made shows keep ending after one season so this is a small win for me.

However, there is a lot of overlap with another fandom that I find deeply annoying and some users are now posting in the tag comparing the two shows and I'm like 'STOP!!!! NO!!!' Because beyond sharing ONE actor the shows have nothing in common and I just need these users to PLEASE engage with more things in the genre, but I don't want to be a dickhead so i'm jsut looking though the dash, grinning and baring it for all eternity aaargh.

you suffer more than jesus... remember when every character in every period movie benedict cucubatch had ever been in was shipped with bbc sherlock and the fandom tags were full of sherlock and no actual content for the actual canon and characters? god. terrible when that happens.

[dsm--v]

You rb’d something from me with like sproutco core and I thought it was like a blorbo ship, so i searched the tag and every post was yours so i was really confused. Then i realized it was a fucking tag for your partner i’m so dumb

HELP ME……yeah sproutco is a rather blorbo-esq name i must admit

[trillscienceofficer]

Do you have a favorite background/obscure Trek character you’ve got any headcanons about?

Thank you for this ask, and I do! It's Nilani Kahn (one of the previous hosts of the Kahn symbiont, she was married to Torias Dax). She's only mentioned in the show and we don't know much about her at all, except that

she was a physicist much like Lenara

she was married to Torias and they loved each other very much even if

Torias didn't seem to share her interest in physics at all and

she was often concerned by his job to the point of being 'nervous' about his piloting gigs

A lot more is described in Torias' tale “Infinity” in the short story collection “The Lives of Dax”, where it turns out that what killed Torias was a Starfleet-Trill joint experiment in crossing the warp 10 threshold, in which Nilani was also involved. In that story they were both very young and newly married, as well as both newly joined. The idea that Nilani had to live for the rest of her life as a widow and with that kind of guilt... makes rewatching “Rejoined” even worse, and perhaps Lenara's hesitation and final decision more understandable. Ever since I read “The Lives of Dax” I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.

Anyway a few years ago I started a whole project about Nilani's life after Torias but here's a few headcanons for you!

Nilani really does tend to be anxious in disposition, and she's struggled with that all her life. It's really taken a turn for the worse into full-blown anxiety after Torias' death though

she's the only child of a single mother, and even as an adult Nilani often goes to stay at her mom's, a house in the countryside in a "temperate" zone of continental Trill where her mom grows heritage crops in the warmer season(s) and makes electronic music in the colder ones. Nilani likes to work on research while her mom uses her studio, it reminds her of doing homework for school

she and Torias met at the Initiate Program and have been together even before joining, she liked his intensity (as opposed to her own constant indecision and fretting) whether it veered into a 'devil may care' attitude or turned into brooding

Nilani was one of the main proponents for the restructuring and adoption of a new Warp scale across the Federation, following Torias' accident, and that's what is in use in the 24th century

she lived a long life, dying only a few years before Curzon Dax, and the symbiont was passed directly to Lenara

she indicated Lenara as the next host not so secretly because Nilani was reminded of a younger version of herself when they eventually met; a chance for another go at a happier life maybe (augh!!)

I probably have listed all of these before, but I still think about Nilani very often. One day maybe I'll return to the project that started all of this!

[volkihar]

🪄 :)

swimming pool - the front bottoms

There's comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool I'm holding my breath for you There's no doubt in my mind that if you could, then you would try To crack my ribcage open, pull my heart right through

How low is your self-esteem? How low could it possibly be? And I know, I know you're in love with me And I've been ignoring you I will stop cutting my pants into shorts I will address the issues I cannot ignore And I will do the things I think you might like And I will be alone, probably the rest of my life

thanks for the ask!! 🫡

[fenharel-enaste]

Dude!!!!!!

That t-shirt the arms the gray hair, not to be a whore but oH goDddD OhMyGODdd gdjsshjd 😩😩

[gendy-endy]

ik u like adventure time so. gumlee for the ship bingo

One of these are cannon

[mondscheinprinzessin]

There's so much to do in my life atm (or rather this whole year) that I am barely here any more. But be assured that I miss you guys, it's always lovely here🥺

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

good afternoon the sleep token brainrot has truly taken hold of my brain and i am currently sitting outside a lecture theatre frothing at the mouth over this. the autism is spreading. also i Get what you meant about blood sport i think there is crack in that song

HOLLAND!!!!!!! GOOD MORNING!!!!!!! I’m so happy sleep token has grabbed you because they’re such a good band and their lyricism is SO up your alley. Every time I think about the ending of Blood Sport I want to supernova into a million pieces because what the hell. What the fuck. The room below version gets me also. God does this band know how to make a song that cuts through a body.

Dark Signs is going to have me biting things. And you, if you want! I’m so obsessed with the narrative of reaching for someone even though you are not perfect (and might never be right for them) because they make you better. And it is not enough. The desire to be wanted and to be loved above all else…… it does things to me

Turning the autism around on you: I finally got around to listening to your Skott playlist and I remain in awe of her talent. The Burning Incense acoustic was so good that it is just burned in my brain, and Firetrucks on Fire. HOUGH. The irony in the name. The need to save someone even though you cannot do anything about it. I will be listening to this playlist again it is so well crafted

[dazzlerazz]

aro edelgard call that arodelgard (that doesn't even work word play wise I'm so sorry I tried-)

ARODELGARD!!!!!!!!!!! DSUIOGHPASDG79PSyfg97p8ydgp9hewtopfiuadysfg089adyrhgtiayught-p98GHDF8IYUDGTH9PWEIBUOTGIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[revunant]

youtuber voice whats up everyone. back at it again with another episode of Sorry Mutuals (New And Old Alike) For Not Interacting

part of it is cuz my carrd is still in dire need of an update and i don't feel like i can start reaching out and sending asks and doing starter calls until my information is Good and Current. part of it is cuz i usually like to lurk for a bit after following someone, so i can make sure i have a decent understanding of their character before i start sticking my nose in. i know it's fun to learn via rp, but i'm so scared of fundamentally mischaracterising them especially when the information is right there!! - and this waiting period has only gotten longer in the last couple of years

i am just generally quite nervous. even if i get everything right there's a chance my intrusion is Not Wanted. i understand that this isn't a good way to be in a hobby reliant on interacting with people but i've been doing it for 13 years and i'm not going to quit now. i'm trying to work on this skittish cat behaviour but irl circumstances are not conducive to brain fixing as much as they are to brain breaking. i hope one day this will change. (oh boy oh boy i hope!!!!!!!!!!!)

rest assured i don't follow people in the hopes that they'll boost my follower count in return. i do not care. my follower count on the current iteration of this blog is lower than it ever has been, and all i wish i had more of was interactions with my mutuals. it's going to happen, this is a threat,

[kai-strophics]

Why hello if it isn't my blorbo from Tumblr

GET ME OUT OF HERE, THEY ARE MISCHARACTERIZING ME AND CALLING ME A SOGGY CAT!!! THEY ARE KILLING MY TOUGH GUY REP!!!