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.@KyngTavii, @Kevin2woKrayzee Share "History Of Bloodc***"
Today, we’re having a History lesson, and this one you will be want to stick around for. Jamaica possesses a Vocabulary like no other, and the world has had a good share of being influenced by it. Today, History is being taught by Kyng Tavii, and Kevin2woKrayzee on the “History Of Bloodclat“. The word “Bloodclat (correctly written at ‘Bloodclaat’)” is a popular curse word in Jamaica, but not many…
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𝐒𝐚𝐭𝗼𝐫𝐮 𝐆𝗼𝐣𝗼 𝐱 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 🌿🥥
it all started when gojo bumped into you at the street market, sending your mangoes flying. before he could apologize, you lit into him with your sharp accent, words flying faster than he could process. “yuh eyes nah work? watch whey yuh bloodclat walking, big-foot bwoy!” he froze, eyes widened staring at you like you’d just invented a new language. then, with the biggest grin, he said, “i have no idea what you just said, but i’m in love.” you rolled your eyes, muttered, “yuh mad dawg,” and kept walking, but of course, he followed. by the end of the day, he’d charmed his way into carrying your bags and somehow your life.
obsessed with your entire aura, from the way you carry yourself to the way you speak. absolutely in love at first glance. he'd be absolutely obsessed with your accent most of all and ask you to repeat certain words just so he can hear them again. he'd try to mimic how you say certain things, and it would sound absolutely ridiculous. but when he gets it right, you won’t hear the end of it he won't stop bragging about it.
literally calls up toji to tell him “go suck yuh muda bwoy” then hangs up, and giggles.
he'd love liming with your friends, sipping rum punch, and roasting breadfruit over an open fire.
speaking of liming, this man would loveee a good river lime on a friday night, would be glued behind you catching a good grind. unironically he’s such a good dancer baddd piece uh waistline.
satoru would 100% attend carnival with you. he'd wear a blue feathered costume with rhinestones without any type of hesitation whatsoever. MATCHING CARNIVAL COSTUMES ! costumes in vibrant shades of turquoise and gold, your outfit would feature intricate feathered wings and sparkling gemstones, while his would have a bold chest harness with cascading gold chains and smaller feathers on his shoulders. Both of you would wear glittering face jewels, and he’d insist on adding sunglasses to his look, claiming it’s “his signature.”
declares himself the "King of the Road" while dancing to soca. he'd try to outwine you on the road, he’s good but not to your level. you'd quickly humble him as you move your waist and hips to the music.
gojo would enthusiastically dive into your culture learning about your traditions, music, and food. he'd be the guy blasting soca, dancehall, or zouk LOUDLY in the middle of the night.
you asked this man to pick you up and you could hear his from literally 7 houses down, he’s BLASTING music and his engine is ROARING, definitely has a few speakers in the back seat.
mr.fete, would pull up with a cup in his left hand and you in his right. this man livesss for a good time filled with excitement, food and vibes. from you mention a fete he’s in that zess fs.
this fat ass bitch, he’d get on his knees and literally BEG for you to cook him up a meal. this one time on a sunday you said no because you were really tired and he literally got up and left the house. you assumed maybe he’d just buy some fast food or something, WRONG! 45 minutes later his punk ass FaceTimes you from your moms house with a plate in his hand and smile on his face.
© 2024 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐥𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐠𝗼𝐝. 𝐂𝗼𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝗼𝐫𝗺𝐬.
#lixie’sparadise🌺#gojo satoru x reader#jjk x caribbean reader#gojo satoru#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jjk#jjk x reader#x caribbean reader#jjk gojo#gojo saturo#jujutsu kaisen#gojo x caribbean reader
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Jamaican!Hobie Brown
My evidence?
I rest my goddamn case. Now put that in the bloodclat canon!!!!!
#He's Caribbean your honor#He was raised Rastafarian hence the hair#Also his mom is Nigerian#source: he told me#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderpunk#also there's no yellow on mobile cut me slack
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Also listen to her song Gorilla- it is one of my favourite raps of all time and what got me introduced to her
Getting sick of people brushing rap off in light if the new beef— I need everyone to listen to Little Simz right now. Specifically her “Sometimes I Might Be Introvert” album
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Me hollering at Qian during episode 07 :
Sir he’s been gone FIVE DAYS and you are turning into a raging alcoholic ?
*This man legit almost died*
Tell your family you have a chronic illness ! RIGHT NOW !
Oh now you are queen Victoria cleaning her dead husband room everyday ?
How many actual words did you utter during those 4 years ? SIR ?
You are lucky your sister and your boo WORSHIP YOU !
Baby is back now get on one knee and marry him before whatever bloodclat swimming in your brain KILLS YOu.
Chris Chiu is an AMAZING actor. AMAZING.
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Y’all are probably tired of me talking about Caribbean culture but Miles is literally from New York😭😭😭 he was eating a beef patty 🤣 I need more.
Miles G listens to dancehall and he has a waistline. Yes he does I’m not hearing it.
As twins they be listening to dancehall together Wild out by Rajah wild is their jam!
Curry chicken is their fav.
Uncle Aaron listens to old school reggae too and he puts it on and be doing that lil bop all the uncles do 🤣 iykyk. Too experienced- Barrington Levy is is song
Miles likes more of the old school reggae.
Miles G can understand some Caribbean slang.
Miles G be cutting up at parties with his friends and the girls loveeee it! They be standing in line to dance with him.
When the twins have dance parties and play and play a Riddim Milo is the MC. Whiles Miles is daggerin a pillow 🤣.
“Every man to a bloodclat gyal! Every man to a bumbooo!!!! PULLL UPPPP!!”
Miles does the Rasta muggle in a circle dance thingy 😂 probably only me understood that.
This is what I mean Minus the phones 🤣 :
As twins they be making up dance routines together.
Miles G be doing the slingshot sooo smooth 😮💨😮💨
#neteyamsmunch#miles morales x reader#neteyamsmunch fics#earth 42 miles x reader#breeandhermunches#breeandhermunchesfics#morales twins#morales twins au#morales twins head cannons
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The people on here be mad cornyyy now I can’t hide behind anon anymore and spew out my random rap lyrics in peace. DANM. Anyway, MAN I FELL DOWN TO MY KNEES WHEN THE LAW CAME. I was gonna say Free Durk buttttt he lowkey deserve that jail time no shade. 👀
I miss pop smoke, shxt hasn’t been the same since brody passed. Now we stuck with C Blu 😒. Kay Flocks in jail 😒, Sdot go is in jail 😒, and Jenn Carter refuses to release the music we want 😒. I’m tired.
Anyway, just wanted to say that Jaehyun could catch this pumpum lmaooo. I’d throw it back on Jaehyun and he’d better catch it. Shaking the yamzzzz on my man. Do you think he would have a problem with being a side nikka?
SAVE ME BLOODCLAT. Omg if u ever feel down listen to Safaree (yes Nicki’s ex) save me remix. That shxt is beyond hilarious. WAR START, WAR START.
😅 I get it anonymity is nice sometimes…
🤔 jaehyun… being a side piece…?? yes and no based off (past research) of his chart. there is a sense he would probably be into someone who is already in a relationship (wanting what he can’t have), he has 12th house placements which could indicate he’d like the secrecy of an “affair.” He also has this “I won’t settle down until I’m good and ready” aura in his chart. Like I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t settle down with his person until later on in life.
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Sean Paul - Gimme Da Light (Chopstick Bloodclat Mix)
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FFF - Bloodclat Mentality (2013 EP)
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[Breakcore, Jungle, Raggacore, Gabber, Darkstep]
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Some big pussy boy bout a mi step- father, big pussy boy unu have some batty boy style bout unu long time from unu a one or two, bout unu want a man fuck out unu mada belly and feed unu nuh pussyhole anuh my step father ... God alone a my bloodclat father!!!!!
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He got iss on repeat ... Rewind ya bloodclat thing ! Lord ha mercy me no want me go tru it again . I'm 2 savage mi say! Savage now ! U don know !
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Anhören:: Babylon Bloodclat von Bong-Ra
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Aof if you don’t EXPLAIN what happened between Night and Day ! WHAT DID NIGHT HOT ASS BLOODCLAT DO ? Day is enraged at him and you wont tell Mohk and more importantly YOU WONT TELL ME !
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Sean Paul - Gimme Da Light (Chopstick Bloodclat Mix)
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