Gym teacher: You have no body tension! You need to train more!
Me who doesn't have enough bone or muscle to provide my body with structural support without the pressure of the deep sea:
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The first of the stock photo warmups I received. Reference below the line. Ref provided by @perfect-fourth
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R: WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS FISH?!
(....what have I created....)
Inspired from this pic lmao:
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Whyyyyy?
Why humans can't be unidentified blobs? No way I'm drawing allat.
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real shame i wasn’t born a mermaid
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my lazy contribution to Sun Moon Mermay
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I feel so weird about these animals and people make plushies and memes and even tattoos that look like that
I cry that we know their corpses better than their faces.
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Get blob fished loser
Blob fish aren’t blobbed until they die and people are just enjoying their corpses
Thank you
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Happy On The Inside | T-Shirt
Perfect gift for those whose expression doesn't always match their feelings. An easy and funny way to tell others you're not as sad or angry as they may think.
Get this design from my Redbubble shop by clicking ✨here✨
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Blobfish for all your sad ugly dice 😔
Download yours here!
Or consider joining my patreon to get all my D&D and dice designs!
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A deep sea friend: the blob sculpin. These are also known as "blobfish," which won the price for world's ugliest animal a few years back. Why doesn't it look like the blobfish you've seen on the internet? With bulbous noses and frowning lips and pink flesh? Those blobfish were dead and photographed after removing them from their seabed homes (1,600 to 9,200 ft deep) in the pacific. Reeling them up causes their bodies to rapidly expand because of the pressure change, which causes them to become pink and bloated. This blob sculpin rests peacefully on the ocean floor, staring up at the light of a submarine that illuminates it. Soon, it will swim off into the dark, hunting small crustaceans.
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