#Blitzwing eternally has the 3ft tongue herzpalter depicted him with years ago in my mind

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HI I SEE YOU DO BLITZWING FROM TFA HEADCANONS AND SOMEONE WHO IS CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH HIM I HAVE COME TO POKE YOU WITH A REQUEST!

The request! How would Blitzy and his alters react to a S/O who is very overly affectionate, mainly in the sense of physical affectionate (like hugging his fingers, trying to pepper his face with kisses, clinging to him). And may also sometimes bite him because normal affectionate like hugging does not convey how much they love their big giant robo boyfriend.

I HAVE BEEN POKED You are an anon of excellent taste, hope you enjoy these!

Blitzwing x Affectionate!Reader

Blitzwing is not used to physical affection.

That does not mean that he doesn’t learn to appreciate it, even if at first he brushes you off to maintain his tough mech image.

At first you’ll just cling and touch to whatever part of him is closest, which is his pedes.

They’re covered in tough tank treads, but given said treads operate a little bit more like the sole of a foot they’re actually very sensitive! You can touch here and he’ll be able to feel you much more than, say, compared to the armour on his torso.

His treads are ticklish. Do Not Tell ANYONE

In terms of general affection Hothead is most likely to get embarrassed and try to shake you off him, but you’ve got a grip that’ll put gorilla glue out of business and no 40 ton overgrown freezer-oven is gonna stop you.

Random, by comparison, loves the fact you love him so much you just have to bite him, he understands perfectly!!

Don’t... Don’t let him bite you back, with those denta it’s not gonna eND WELL BLITZWING PUT YOUR TONGUE A W A Y-

Both Hothead and Random are going to coo over your itty bitty teeth and your complete inability to make a dent in his plating, though Random will pinch your cheeks over it and Hothead will bellow at you to bite harder. To express your love. Of course.

Icy has a headache and a mild concern for your health. That and the fact that there’s a 30% chance that if you sneak a little smooch to his plating you might get frozen stuck there. Again.

He’ll roll his eyes and tease you, but he spent the last time you were stuck relentlessly screenshotting your adorably panicked expression, and he’s lowkey excited for you to do it a second time.

He’s got photos of you cuddled into various slots in his armour saved deep in his drives for him to look at when the deception regime keeps him from seeing you.

Your touch is the thing he looks forward to most whenever he comes back.