#Blame it on the movies

[mplesyrup]

Blame it on the movies !

summary: You and Scaramouche HATED each other to the point people even thought you two were dating secretly. A fan made a documentary and posted it on YouTube on a random Tuesday and it got so popular that Netflix AND Hulu posted a documentary about it. Your companies thought it was the perfect opportunity to get more attention to it so they could have more than one group debut.

genre: enemies to lovers, celebrity AU, fake dating, smau

status: on hold (until my genshin obsession comes back)

warnings: written by a 13-year-old, inspired by @ventismacchiato swy go read it, need usernames please let me use yours, edit: female reader

taglist: open <3 (5/100)

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Illusion | ROYAL

THEATER 1: playing: back the fuck up

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THEATER 2: playing: what documentary?

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THEATER 3: playing: date who?

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THEATER 4: tba...

a/n: uh this my first smau please help

[dieserr]

if I try working on this anymore I’ll explode probably just take it

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..

[karmathehalflander]

“Venom definitely isn’t permanently dead don’t be sad”

I’m not upset Venom died and I’m not worried it’s permanent, I’m mad that their relationship and character development somehow regressed. I’m upset that it looked like Eddie didn’t give a shit that his “best friend in the whole world” just died for his sake in front of him. And instead of giving us any sort of emotional reaction from Eddie we got what looks like a TikTok edit made by a fourteen year old on CapCut. Eddie should have at least, like, cried or something. Though realistically that man should have been sobbing on the ground screaming “please don’t leave me! I need you!” In the first movie when Venom is sacrificing himself Eddie shouts “Venom no!!!” And they had been together for, like, three days. You really telling me that the death of your year long companion doesn’t make you shed a single tear???

Also! All of this is emphasized by the fact that Eddie spent the entire movie bitching and moaning about how much stuff sucked that when Venom died it kind of came across as Eddie being relieved of Venom as a burden on his life. It kind of seemed like Eddie was happy about this outcome and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

[frenchublog]

💃...

[dezireymasterofsilly]

HIIIII sorry ive been gone uhhhhhh heres maxley !!!!!!

[cipher26]

I have so many thoughts on Arcane which I'll get to eventually, but before that I just have to say...

ANYONE who is complaining about how short and rushed this season was, or how little time we got with certain characters/plots... don't blame the creators or the writers.

Blame the streamers. Those studios, Netflix in particular, are the ones who are responsible for destroying TV and cutting seasons in half, and then limiting most shows to 2 seasons. Television has suffered so much because of their greed. Those studios aren't run by artists, they're run by moneymen. They don't care about your shows, they don't care about the stories or the characters or the fans, they just want money. And they mismanage their money so much it's fucking sickening.

And yes, it is a choice. It doesn't have to be this way, and there can be exceptions. The finale of the last season of Stranger Things was 2 and a half hours long. It was it's own movie.

So blame the streamers. Blame them every single day until we get greedy asshole's hands off of our art so that we have the space to present our stories in the way they deserve.

EDIT: To be clear when I say streamers, I'm talking about the studios, particularly the ones like Netflix/Disney/Hulu that can only be watched on the internet via streaming apps. Broadcast television used to be, and still is in some cases (Blue Bloods, Grey's Anatomy season 87...), 20-23 episode seasons. With story and nuance and side quests and growth.

[shirmirart]

happy one year (and a few more days) to red, white & royal blue, the movie 🇺🇸🎂🇬🇧

[ohmaerieme]

im cringe and thats good .... ill never be based and thats not bad ...theres noone id rather be than me ......

[sparkleofstardust]

didn't have "mangaka decides to reveal that the popular gay ship actually turns out to be cousins 30 years after the manga started" on my 2024 bingo card

[pinkcdraws]

Abby knows exactly what’s going on she’s playing dumb

[mplesyrup]

ROYAL — Blame it on the movies !

scaramouche (🐈‍⬛) face of the group and main rapper. People found pre-debut him on facebook, instagram etc he was asked about it during an interview and got embarrassed it was everywhere for a month or so.

childe (🦈) main vocalist and sub rapper.

xiao (🦇) lead rapper and visual.

kazuha (🐝) leader and lead vocalist.

venti (🐰) main dancer and sub vocalist.

aether (🐥) sub rapper.

heizou (🐧) main vocalist.

prologue | masterlist | Illusion

summary: You and Scaramouche HATED each other to the point people even thought you two were dating secretly. A fan made a documentary and posted it on YouTube on a random Tuesday and it got so popular that Netflix AND Hulu posted a documentary about it. Your companies thought it was the perfect opportunity to get more attention to it so they could have more than one group debut.

a/n: only real art credits are heizou and kazuha. I kinda forgot about this fr 🙏🙏

taglist: @kunimix

[luvleir]

Insane that there was ever a take that Rapunzel is a ditz, i’m speaking more so on the Tangeled the Series side of the Tangled fandom of course, but even in the movie Rapzunzel has never done anything to display… lack of ingenuity or intelligence…

she was inexperienced at most and of course she is she was trapped in a tower since birth (?? or at least the movie wants you to believe so but that baby was wide eyed n lively so they’re not really selling me on that..)

that also ties into another complaint i have about people saying Eugene simply having romantic feelings towards Rapunzel is predatory and then backing it up by saying it’s because of Rapunzel’s innocence doesn’t add up to me because she’s not stupid? She didn’t fall for the smolder, she threatens to use the frying pan on Eugene when he starts getting suspicious and SHE VERY CLEARLY LIKED HIM TOO Eugene didn’t take advantage of the situation in anyway and it feels like another way to argue that Rapunzel has no self preservation skills when she absoLUTELY does. QUEEN TOOK ACTION WHEN TROUBLE WENT DOWN.

think about how the movie was a day long and she already figured out how to defend herself, properly interrogated Euguene, was NOT scared to talk down a whole bar of thugs and talked Gothel into letting her heal Eugene and that ended up saving her life.

Rapunzel has NEVER been depicted as empty-headed, she read stacks books every day of her life- GIRL SHE CHARTED STARS IN A TOWER!! WITH A BUNCH OF PAINTS!!!

Rapunzel did more than yall ever did in quarantine give my homegirl credit.

[chloesimaginationthings]

This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

[meldoesthedraw]

#MuppetationalMay Day 2 - a scene from the Muppet movie~

GET HIS ASS, PIGGY!!!!🔥🔥✊🐷

[liyazaki]

THE HANDMAIDEN (2016) | directed by Park Chan-wook