#BlackBoxWarrior by Will Wood

[purple-parker]

Songtober Day 28: "Story"

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[Challenge]

[rubiylaslombricessolitarias]

Hello!, welcome… why don't you take a seat?… Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to… Now, what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning Growing up how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?

Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?? Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?? Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole Did you die before your day?… Thursday traction, Tuesday titration… My hope is to assess through my objective report of Your subjective conjecture Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick!!! Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with!!, what?!, you think ideas spread BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD?! NO!!!! they spread because people LIKE them!!! So now here we are once again, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH, holding!!!! As it were!!, a mirror!!! up to your!!! MIRROR!!! …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… I guess it's just something people do

[toms-topic]

If Will Wood is really remastering The Normal Album please Mr Wood please have the monolog in BlackBoxWarrior-OKULTRA be from the client's perspective

[ratsname]

Really felt it when the singing man said:

"Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat? Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to. Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning. Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs, did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands? Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands? Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose. Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole, did you die before your day? Thursday traction, Tuesday titration, my hope is to assess through my objective report of your subjective conjecture. Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this transorbital ice pick. Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good? No, they spread because people like them. So now here we are once again, holding as it were, a mirror up to your mirror. I guess it's just something people do"

[localratwithcowboyhat]

She blackbox on my warrior

till I collapse with steven jonson syndrome on the er floor

[several-mice]

“Why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem? not the things you do but something sick inside.”

A drawing based on BlackBoxWarrior-OKULTRA

[monochromemoomin]

i love studying psychology because every other topic is a will wood reference

[thatisaloaf]

I may not have talents but I can sing blackboxwarrior at 110% speed

[mildeleaf]

Whjat the flip??? Fucked up guy

[vaunteir]

idia, that's.. that's not your line..

[starcry2903]

I did this because most of you Will Wood fans out there like The Normal Album :)

YOU CAN STILL REBLOG IF YOU'RE A WILL WOOD FAN!!!

( The first option's full title is "Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally"

[at1ias]

LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT Y'ALL!!! This literally made my fucking day cause today's sucked so much-

[gladosluver]

i know they're all the best but what's your

(does not include eps)

I HIT THE WRONG TIME LIMIT FUCK SHOULD I REDO IT

[penins]

I know that blackboxwarrior: OKULTRA is one of those songs that sounds like nonsense even when you read the lyrics, but its also so incredibly Harry DuBois if you actually do. Makes me crazy

[soggytapeworm]

Round 6 (SEMIFINALS) - 1st Battle

guys if you let the song I wanna lose win I’m gonna be very disappointed.

Against The Kitchen Floor

“I swear I’m really trying”

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

“For what it’s worth”