#Blèine tag

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May my house elf have a gender, please, gentle Cat? She screams for a new costume.

of course!!! I hereby officially declare her a cowboy!!!

send me an ask to get assigned a new gender (vampire, pirate, cowboy)!

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Never Have I Ever ask:

Have you written what you would consider crack fics? (Murder husbands Christmas and werebunny Remus aren’t crack - they’re very serious literature.)

Thank you for denoting the seriousness of my writing. I am a very serious novelist, who has never been silly a day in her life.

That being said, yes. Sausage roll fetish fic, you will always be famous.

fic author Never Have I Ever

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🌻 for the ask game!!

🌻 tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis

Oh, I love this one so much!! I am gonna tag @strugglequill, because even though we don't talk a ton, I really appreciate just who Blèine is as a person, everything he shares about his experiences, and the fact that their presence in this community makes me feel less alone 💙

Ask Me Things!

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this is for @strugglequill and everyone else who wants to admire my beautiful copy of the communist manifesto:

don't they look like two lovers, staring at each other longingly??? their bodies blending into each other in a black mass before a romantic communist red background??

also, I was curious and googled what other versions were out there and found these two that are even less subtle in their homoeroticism, I lowkey want to start a collection now:

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Love all the animal photos.

Top 3 favourite hairless animals?

Hi Blèine I'm so glad you asked!!! It was very difficult to chose just 3 but here we go:

obviously hairless cats. they might be my least favorite type of cat but they are still cats which makes them automatic faves!!!

then i had to include naked mole rats, obviously

and orcas! i did not factcheck if they are hairless but i'm just going to assume that they are bc they don't look very floofy to me!!

do you have any other hairless animal faves??

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Sign my fanny pack, Karfy. I wanna zip you inside and shake you up.

You'll find my John Hancock under the cut.

Send me ✒️ and I’ll write your URL in my handwriting along with a little note about what I think of you!

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if you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog <3 (no pressure, of course!)

hii okay this is fun, dropping some cat lore here on tumblr before i go to sleep:

whenever possible, my favorite mode of transportation is my bike 🚲

I tried to learn to write with my left (non-dominant) hand bc I needed sth to do during boring uni lectures and that seemed like a fun thing to do (I'm okay at it, but definitely still a lot better with my right hand)

I had linguine with spinach and pistacchio pesto for dinner tonight which is one of my go-to meals when I don't really wanna cook bc it only takes as long as the pasta needs to cook

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Help, Karf. I got lost in the movie theater bathroom and I need your help to escape.

Oh my God, yes I can absolutely help you.

Finally, once you feel the stick of the floor under your feet again, you'll know you're back in the theatre.

send me a 🎸 in my ask box and I will make you a three song playlist on a topic of your choosing!!

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Love the idea for the name playlist. Any recs for Blèine?

(Besides the obvious That’s Not My Name by The Ting Tings.)

Hello Baline!! I dunno what the issue is here, that's always been your name, yes? Anyways, have this playlist I made for you:

Remember My Name by Mitski Still Don't Know My Name by Labrynth Your Name by Arkells No One Knows My Name by Gillian Welch Name by The Goo Goo Dolls Say My Name by Destiny's Child (and the cover by hozier)

I know my spelling is bad, but that spells Blèine, right?

Send me your name and i’ll make a mini playlist with the letters in your name

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Since you’re our corvid curator of culture, here’s a very serious question for you:

If you could only choose a single song to encompass the Wolfstar ship in every universe, what would that single song be?

God, what an impossible choice!! Listen, there are 181 songs on my wolfstar playlist, and countless more in my individual R & S playlists. So firstly, here is the whole shebang:

I've gone through it multiple times and the best I can do if you really want one is Francesca by Hozier. Like...

If someone asked me at the end I'll tell them put me back in it Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah If I could hold you for a minute Darling, I'd go through it again, ah, ah I would still be surprised I could find you, darling In any life If I could hold you for a minute Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah

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Wow. You look different.

Is it a full moon today? 

Thank you Shrèine!!! You are so correct, this full moon is also known as the shrek-moon (shroon?), perfect time to turn all your fave characters into the shrexiest versions of themselves!!! And thanks to @hiddenmoonbeam I too was able to achieve that ultimate shrexy shririusness!! 💚💚💚

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🫧 Any song recs, friend?

Hi hello Blèine!! Okay, let's see what we have today...

send me a 🫧 and I’ll assign you a song that I think it matches your vibe

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Asks #35 and 54. ✨

ohh, great questions, thank you! ✨

35. Aisle at the grocery store you never bother walking down?

hmmm I usually walk down most aisles just because of FOMO, the only one I usually skip is the one with all the alcoholic drinks and the wine selections etc. because I don't need stuff from there that often because I don't drink that much, especially not at home.

54. Do you decorate your house for holidays? Which ones?

Not really! Unless I'm hosting some holiday-related event I don't really decorate for holidays. I do own a big box of holiday decorations though, mostly christmas and easter stuff that I haven't put out in over 10 years now probably. I used to have a tiny fake christmas tree but I gave it to my grandma, so now I decorate it for her at her flat. Sometimes I take out my christmassy candles in december but that's about it.

ask me all the important questions!

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Here, kitty kitty.

Top 5 types of food? (I need some recommendations for lunch.)

hahahah ok so the urge to reply with cat food brands was strong but I'll behave:

1. POTATOES!!! Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips... no but I seriously love potatoes in all their different shapes and variations and I could eat them every day

2. In summer I love a good tsatsiki + salad + bread combo. No cooking means no unneccesary heat and fresh summer vegetables are just so good! (I also love a good roast potato + tsatsiki combo. Sometimes you really do just need to eat an entire cucumber in tsatsiki form...)

3. I've recently been obsessed with vegan burrito bowls

4. Vegan lasagne (made with red lentil sugo) is one of the GOATs!!

5. these have all been more or less summery foods but I am also very excited for SOUP SEASON!! pho!!!!!! my beloved most fave soup!!! but also ramen! and potato and leek soup!! tomato soup!! so many good soups just waiting for me as soon as the temperatures finally drop....

ask me my top 5 or 10 anything!

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When I was in grad school, our department threw a party to welcome the new cohort each fall. One of the mandatory party games was Pin the Beard on the Marx. Go figure.

That is to say, when Remus reaches his older years, does he have a full bushy Marx beard? Can he pull that off? (Should he try to pull that off?)

okay first of all I'm obsessed with that game idea and now I desperately want to play Pin the Beard on the Marx too!!!!

secondly, thank you for these important questions!!!!! so glad u asked!!

I think as soon as Remus hits puberty, he gets so excited at the prospect of being able to grow a beard and sports that not-quite-there-yet mustache for a while, accompanied by random patchy chin stubble. Then, I think in his early-mid twenties his beard actually starts growing fuller and he thinks NOW IS THE TIME!! HE CAN FINALLY HAVE HIS MARX MOMENT!! HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER!! But the texture of his beard is just never right, even when he tries to grow it out, it never feels as fluffy and luscious and beautiful as he imagines Karl's beard must've felt and it makes him very sad. :(

So he tries again when he has grey hair and is slowly starting to go bald and he finally has a grey beard and that's when he fully enters his Karl Marx era. He grows out his beard and his remaining hair and anytime someone tells him he resembles Karl Marx he gets so, so excited, it always makes his day. He spends so much time taking care of his beard, and making sure it looks effortlessly wild and untamed while it actually took a lot of work for it to look so marxist. James and Sirius think it's endearing, and they also grow their beards out for a while and it makes for some fun sexy role play times that makes them relive their youth.

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🪩 Song rec, please?

For you, dear Blèine, a song off of one of my favourite punk albums from high school (listen to the whole album honestly...also yes this song is about a Toronto Blue Jays player, what of it)

Bonus: this track because of the incredibly Canadian lyric "I don't need your filthy cup, my Tim Hortons fills me up."

send me a 🪩 and I’ll give you a song i used to listen to in my teenage years