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starleska · 7 days ago

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a little guide to the Bizzyboys (just to make life easier 😉)

i've noticed it's a bit difficult to tag each of the individual Bizzyboys due to their names being a joke in the game!! so here's all of the Bizzyboys and their names, along with a picture for each :3c (huge thanks to the folks over at the Great God Grove Wiki!!) 1. Capochin! (the leader of the Bizzyboys!) easy to recognise: he's the one with the gold sash, and the one who talks the most :3c

2. Alexei! (AKA Bizzyboy A, Al, Ale, or Alex) the one with the Dirk Strider sunglasses 😂

3. Bananathaniel! (AKA Bizzyboy B, Banana, or Bananathan) the one with the round glasses! 🥰

4. Grujaja! (AKA Bizzyboy G) the one with the cone, and the one who looks absolutely frazzled! 🙈

5. Patty! (AKA Bizzyboy P) the one with the bucket, and the one with the flower in their hair!! 🌸

6. Vibiano! (AKA Bizzyboy V, Vib, Vibi, or Vibia) the one with what is either a loose sash or measuring tape around their neck!! 🔥

i think this is right, but please do correct me if i've made any mistakes 🙈💖 i hope this is helpful!!

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mage-ical-character-person · 10 days ago

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Yeah but Capo’s got the “That WAS a lie… right?” line in the credits. And the fact that he’s still sorta unsure even after everything that just happened makes me think Inspekta just never clarified to any of the Bizzyboys whether it was a lie or not.

Like yes they were absolutely asked to spread the rumors, we see it in the God Awards tape. But I also think Inspekta didn’t exactly fill them in on whether the things he was having them say were true or not. For manipulation reasons. Like the Bizzyboys are more or less a cult. They are on the ground floor of propaganda. So Capo shows up to Mildread and his boss won’t tell him if the god there drinks blood or not and the locals are saying stuff like this

“Again? What does she mean “again”?

I still don’t know why Inspekta discloses these things to Godpoke though. “Oh me and the boys have it handled don’t get involved just sit tight! anyway here’s all the facts of the case”

He does the same thing with Miss Mitternacht throughout chapter 1 where he’ll tell you how to solve the problem when he caused that problem on purpose!

Maybe he’s just trying to get Godpoke to join his cult I don’t know. The Bizzyboys are actively recruiting as the story goes on. Like they recruit Tripp and Kondle. Capo starts calling Godpoke “G” in HobbyHoo.

…AU where instead of throwing Megapon away Spek gives it to someone who’s already in his cult. Capo or Vib or something.

Why does he tell the player this. AND NOT HIS BIZZZYBOYS?? His boys are so scared…

Spoilers. And rambling

Shouldn’t it be the other way around if he wants us to “leave it to the professionals”? Wouldn’t it be better if he let us be afraid and not his boys?

Why does he tell the Godpoke at all? Isn’t sowing seeds of doubt and distrust the whole point of what he’s doing? He wants the player to stay out of his way and telling them stuff like this seems counterproductive. He could’ve not told us that without looking suspicious, he’s definitely got the plausible deniability on this one. No one’s seen Cobigail in years. Even she doesn’t remember for certain if she eats people or not.

SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER! Gosh, just… her genuine self-doubt over this. She’s pretty sure she doesn’t eat people… but what if they’re right, what if she is a monster? This bit breaks my heart, poor Cobi

I wonder if having her question herself that way was part of the plan.

ANYWAY! Inspekta could’ve easily told the player he doesn’t know if the blood sacrifice stuff is true or not, but considering the other letters it’s probably part of “King’s” plan, and that he and his boys are looking into it and the Godpoke should stay out of it until they know things are safe.

Again. Cobigail is not doing herself any favors. And again, Inspekta has the plausible deniability, and isn’t creating distrust towards the other gods the whole point of his plan?

She is NOT helping her case.

MA’AM!! I love you so much but you are making yourself look very guilty as far as the whole blood sacrifice thing goes. I AM TRYING TO CLEAR YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW MA’AM AND. YOU’RE REALLY NOT HELPING

She even says it’s an understandable mistake to make. (After all the trouble that lie caused her… Cobi, how are you so sweet and understanding?) Inspekta could’ve played dumb. I guess his pride wouldn’t allow that, and he just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make King look bad.

Or maybe a part of him recognized that he went a little too far with that one. Cobigail isn’t really a threat to him the way he perceives the other gods to be. And accusing her of blood sacrifice when she’s already been isolated for 20 years is disproportionately harsh compared to like… forging a breakup letter and sabotaging a roundabout love confession. (If you could even call it that. Those two probably would've went at least another century without admitting their feelings without Inspekta's meddling prompting the Godpoke to slap Clicky in the face with it)

Anyway now I’m imagining Hector apologizing to her after the events of the game and her responding with a similar “I can see how you would get that confused” and uh Hector saying like, “No, Cobbie, I new yew we-aren’t a blood drink-her. I lied ‘bout yew”

and Cobigail just going like: Oh…. Oh! That was a good one, then! You even had me going for a bit there! and then she does her scary face at him and tells him to never do that again or she’ll barbecue him. And then she says she’s just messing around but seriously dial it back next time.

And I dunno something like how she responds to you throwing her own jumpscare prank back at her.

Wanna draw that now. But alas I have other projects on my plate at the moment

#Great God Grove #inspekta #capochin #*chatter chatter*#Great god grove spoilers

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