#Bitty advice

[cubbihue]

It would be nice to hear from Wanda and Cosmo! It is kind of nice that you guys have two children like your own family does. Are you two still close to your siblings? Wanda has a sibling and Cosmo also have a sibling just like Timmy and Peri. Do they share some sibling stories to your children?

Wanda and Cosmo both reconnected with their siblings shortly after having Peri. Or, well. More like Blonda reentered their lives once she realized she had a baby nephew. Eventually, they slowly patched things up the more Blonda came to visit Peri.

Schnozmo was dragged back kicking and screaming. Mama Cosma refuses to have her sons live estranged lives now that she has a grandchild in the picture. Schnozmo doesn't know how to handle children, but he's doing his best.

Peri likes Schnozmo because he makes silly noises and funny stories. But he prefers Blonda's theatrics much more and loves playing Dress Up with her.

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[bittybranchbrozone]

You're never alone when you have Gary.

:)

[somegrumpynerd]

Bitty update number... 5? 6? Anyway!!

Sorry it's been so long since I updated you guys, work has been really busy and I guess these two have gotten better about staying out of sight. Or out of my sight at least, maybe I should ask my coworkers if they've seen anything? Although, I dunno if they'd be happy with these little guys running loose around here so maybe it's best if I don't...

Anyway, the only one I've been seeing kind of reliably is the horror bitty, who comes and sits across from me when I have my lunch to eat the food I left out. I still try not to say anything cause I don't want to frighten him.

Usually he's the only one I see, but then one day I spotted the little cross bitty peeking around a corner at me! I felt bad cause I was almost finished my lunch so I didn't have much to offer him, but I held out some of my chocolate bar for him anyway in case he was hungry. Well!! Apparently he was!

He came right up to me this time! Granted, he took a bite of the end of it and immediately ran off again, but that's a start right? He's definitely a lot more skittish than the horror one, but I did manage to feed him a couple more times and he seems to stay a little longer before he runs off.

I don't know if he has a particular thing for chocolate or if he's just excited about food because the horror one doesn't share lol

Speaking of the horror one!!

It took me a while to notice but, I guess he's been getting closer to me when we eat? He used to sit across the hall but now he's pretty much right next to me!

Maybe that's why the cross one feels more comfortable? I still don't want to do anything to spook him but he seems pretty chill, maybe if I'm lucky I can have 2 lunch buddies lol

[grahamdollton]

[energeticpoltergeist]

Part 1: Mad King's War

Prologue: Diverged History(pages 11-16)

[superfruitland]

I love your art a lot! Do you have any tips for getting better at it?

draw whatever makes you happy, regardless of how good or bad you perceive your own work to be. seriously.

drawing whatever brings you joy does wonders for your want to keep learning more and more.

then suddenly you start thinking of pieces that you really want to do inspired by the things you love, maybe you dont know how to draw this or that but you start looking at references and videos, you learn, you understand, you mold that knowledge to improve.

eventually you get lost in wanting to draw more and more, that you just want to keep drawing, experimenting, figuring things out on your own. suddenly you have an artstyle, a signature way of going about things that's an amalgamation of everything you've learned, hell - maybe you have multiple styles, nothing wrong with that.

you start to look at the world differently, seeing shapes and colours and moods and beauty in everything, and you learn from the world around you, whether you know it or not.

be curious, have fun. everything else comes after.

[triffany-lottablog]

Bugsnax but I've given every grump every single snack in the game, i hoped to upload the video directly but tumblr wouldn't let me so now its on youtube

If anyone needs a guide on catching any of the bugs I'm your guy, after going around the map 12 times I got a pretty good routine going

[vex-bittys]

How would each of your bitties react to a caretaker who is low motivation due to depression, but wants to do better? How may they go about encouraging or trying to help their caretaker?

*The first step to dealing with low motivation and depression to make the decision that you want to do better! The next step is figuring out what resources are available to help you. Finding support from those closest to you is always a good starting point!

Papython (UT!Papyrus): Low motivation? Depression? Not on his watch! There is no better positivity coach than a Papython, plus he exudes an actual aura of positivity (SMILE EVERY DAY!)

Corny (UT!Sans): he knows how this feels, so he's a good helper, count on jokes and puns to bring you out of the funk with a laugh (let yourself laugh)

Krait (Gaster): Kraits are sweet little cheerleaders who will always have an encouraging or comforting word (It's ok to fail, just don't stop trying)

FireRing (FireRing): being mute doesn't mean he can't encourage you, he will be ready to help you achieve your goals with a big double thumbs up for even small victories (Celebrate small victories)

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): he's a great listener, you can tell him everything that's going on, and he won't judge or criticize (don't be scared to admit when you need help)

Pygmy (US!Sans): when he's not cheering you on, he'll be cheering you up with his silly playful antics (ENJOY WHAT YOU LOVE REGARDLESS OF WHAT OTHERS THINK!)

King (UF!Papyrus): he's a champion of affirmations, and he makes sure you know just how awesome you really are (EVERY DAY WRITE DOWN ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF THAT YOU LIKE, NO EXCEPTIONS!)

Coral (UF!Sans): ok, so he sucks at emotional stuff, but you're going to start finding little gifts and shinies left just for you because he cares (self care isn't selfish, you deserve to have things you enjoy)

Chain (SF!Papyrus): you don't need to say a thing because he shares a close SOULbond with you, cry on his shoulder, rely on his strength, he's here for you (there's nothing wrong with crying, just let it out)

Mamba (SF!Sans): also not the best at this, can't understand why you can't see how wonderful you are, will yell at you that you are amazing and offer to destroy your enemies (DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES Surround yourself with people who care, and ditch the ones who are toxic)

*Each lamia has offered his own advice in bold lettering at the end of their blurb, but I also want to say that if you feel like things are desperate or getting to be too much, don't be afraid to search for mental health care resources. Sometimes you need the extra help, and there's nothing wrong with that either.

[prometheuswounds]

oh my god how the fuck am i supposed to take therapy seriously. they go "oh have you tried just writing down what you're worried about and thinking of solutions? here, have this half-assed handout that has "worry" and "solutions" printed on it!!! it helps soooo much! <3" ummmm idk have you tried extracting your head from your ass ?

[yoursensiblemuva]

Hating B*tches

First things first, congratulate yourself on having a hater(s). No matter how much their passive-aggressive tendencies, sabotage, and overall saltiness may disturb your life, it is an excellent sign that you’re doing something well. Do you have the job, man/woman, body – hell, even eye color – that they want? Or maybe they actually have more than you perceive yourself to have, it doesn’t matter. That’s because the pathology of a hater involves a deep-rooted insecurity that only therapy and Jesus can fix. It’s often said that the best revenge is a life well-lived, which is absolutely correct. But some of us can’t be passive. We turn to fighting (verbal or throwing hands, whichever you prefer), plotting, and scheming. We sink to their level – and that’s no bueno. So what is the sensible thing to do? Let’s talk about it, girlies. 

Smile

That’s right. Every time that bitch looks at you, show her those pearly whites. Let her know that her pitiful hatred of you is the most amusing thing ever. It truly is. What’s more pathetic than knowing that someone has power and control over your own emotions, sense of self, and confidence? Living rent free in someone’s head is the ultimate flex. The world operates on energy – and they’re wasting a lot on you. The energy you put out is the energy you get back, and it should put a smile on your face knowing that every negative thing they wish on you (or attempt to do) will only return tenfold. 

Give a compliment

Yes, I know. Saying something nice about your enemy is a low-grade form of torture. But let’s return to the theme of energy. What was it that Michelle Obama said? “When they go low, we go high”? That sounds about right. We can’t afford to let their negative energy seep into our aura, ladies. Sharing a kind word not only releases positivity into the Universe, it helps us to not hate our hater. Whether you acknowledge it or not, hating someone because they hate you makes you miserable. Hate, anger, and fear are among the most low vibrational emotions you can possibly experience. No bueno. While your hater is absolutely a miserable bitch, try to find something admirable about them. Even tap into your visualization skills and imagine a glowing, white light around them. I once read in some spiritual book that it helps to rid you of ill feelings toward that specific person (and it does work – I’ve tried it). Cleanse your body, mind, and soul of all scorn you have towards them. Their hatred is their problem, not yours. 

Move Around

If you’re on my blog then that already means you make good choices. However, I cannot stress enough how important it is to not let this person have access to your life. They need to know nothing about your future plans, aspirations, or anything that’s going well in your life. Not even the things that aren’t going well. A lot of our haters are people we see on an everyday basis: Your boss or coworker, a classmate, family. Hell – it could be the mailman. A hater will try to use whatever power they have – no matter how limited – to disrupt your life. If they can turn people against you, they will. If they can stop you from securing an opportunity, they will. This step requires being quieter than a church mouse. You may have a few close friends at work, but now is not the time to confide in any of them. Office walls have ears. 

Your social media friends may be a mutual friend of your enemy – let’s tone it down on those posts and get a journal. Even family members can get blocked, don’t be afraid to use that button. Deprive your hater of any fuel to envy you more, as well as the petty satisfaction of reveling in your misfortunes. Use your energy to propel yourself forward and accomplish a goal that will leave your hater left in the dust. Is your boss a mega bitch? Quietly apply to other jobs and watch them flounder as you quit without notice and pop out with a higher-paying position. Is your hater an ex-best friend? Go solo dolo (or with real friends) on that vacation you two always dreamed about and enjoy the scenery and excursions while they’re left wallowing in their own misery. 

All haters want to do is discourage you and drag you down to the low vibrational level that they’re on. Don’t let them succeed. We’re not robots, ladies. Our emotions will get the best of us sometimes, but always recenter and remember who you are: A sensible queen.

We have too much going on to let the negativity of one or multiple people disturb our inner peace. Wish them well and continue to focus on prospering. 

[bittyfromquotev]

Don't. Egg. Them. On. 🤦‍♂️

https://www.tumblr.com/bittyfromquotev/766082601050046464/i-was-honestly-expecting-to-be-flooded-with-hate?source=share

Oh. Whoops 😅

I honestly thought I was just making a comment lmao. My mistake bro ;-;

[cubbihue]

Ok this is gonna sound fun but, did Timmy ever get any advice from "fairy mason" who was his fairy lawyer in the norm the genie episode. It would be cool to see Timmy have a mentor

Timmy practically lived in Fairy Mason's office throughout his entire schooling at Pixies' Academy. He had lots of questions and discussions and thoughts!!!! And Fairy Mason answered every. single. one of them.

Fairy Mason wrote the letter of recommendation to the Fairy Council to let Timmy work so close with Jorgen on Da Rules' policy changes! Timmy was able to hit the ground running by the time he entered the workforce thanks to it. He also quickly made a name of himself as one of the best lawyers of the Pixie Court due to Mason's tutelage!

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[bittybranchbrozone]

I'd Love to be wrong, but I just don't live with the right people for that.

[somegrumpynerd]

Bitty update! Or I guess bitties (bittys?) update since there's apparently two of them now.

I didn't expect to see much of them after that last encounter since they seemed pretty unhappy about me getting too close, but I kept leaving out food and keeping my eyes peeled just in case. A lot of people have been saying to leave jerky but I haven't been able to find any so I've been leaving out bread and ham, is this okay for them?

Anyway, the other day when I was on my lunch break I saw the horror bitty scurrying around again. He saw me and disappeared which I expected, but then he came back and just kinda sat across from me and ate?? I didn't want to say anything in case it spooked him so we just sort of ate lunch together in silence, but I did try and take a sneaky picture

Is this good? Is this normal for bitties? When he was finished eating he just got up and walked off and I didn't see where he went, but I assume he's not super scared of me if he sat and ate so close right?

Also I found this cute little ketchup jar, I've been keeping it in the fridge since it's been warm in work and I thought they'd like a cool treat. Well I found it like this the other day so I guess that's a yes lol

[unamzi]

I need wings so bad.

Not for the flying bit, just so someone can preen them.

I could stretch them out and puff them up and shake them around....

Puffing up my feathers....

....sigh....

How to shift no glue no borax pls pls pls

Begging crying throwing up on the ground

[athenawritesandkeepsplants]

absolutely CANNOT draw any complete side profiles. a bit of angle? great! full on staring into my soul? amazing! side profile? evil on earth, ends with a too big chin or forehead or the angles are wrong and just aaaAAAHHHHHHHHhhh