#Bitty advice

[cubbihue]

It would be nice to hear from Wanda and Cosmo! It is kind of nice that you guys have two children like your own family does. Are you two still close to your siblings? Wanda has a sibling and Cosmo also have a sibling just like Timmy and Peri. Do they share some sibling stories to your children?

Wanda and Cosmo both reconnected with their siblings shortly after having Peri. Or, well. More like Blonda reentered their lives once she realized she had a baby nephew. Eventually, they slowly patched things up the more Blonda came to visit Peri.

Schnozmo was dragged back kicking and screaming. Mama Cosma refuses to have her sons live estranged lives now that she has a grandchild in the picture. Schnozmo doesn't know how to handle children, but he's doing his best.

Peri likes Schnozmo because he makes silly noises and funny stories. But he prefers Blonda's theatrics much more and loves playing Dress Up with her.

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[somegrumpynerd]

Bitty update! Or I guess bitties (bittys?) update since there's apparently two of them now.

I didn't expect to see much of them after that last encounter since they seemed pretty unhappy about me getting too close, but I kept leaving out food and keeping my eyes peeled just in case. A lot of people have been saying to leave jerky but I haven't been able to find any so I've been leaving out bread and ham, is this okay for them?

Anyway, the other day when I was on my lunch break I saw the horror bitty scurrying around again. He saw me and disappeared which I expected, but then he came back and just kinda sat across from me and ate?? I didn't want to say anything in case it spooked him so we just sort of ate lunch together in silence, but I did try and take a sneaky picture

Is this good? Is this normal for bitties? When he was finished eating he just got up and walked off and I didn't see where he went, but I assume he's not super scared of me if he sat and ate so close right?

Also I found this cute little ketchup jar, I've been keeping it in the fridge since it's been warm in work and I thought they'd like a cool treat. Well I found it like this the other day so I guess that's a yes lol

[grahamdollton]

[triffany-lottablog]

Bugsnax but I've given every grump every single snack in the game, i hoped to upload the video directly but tumblr wouldn't let me so now its on youtube

If anyone needs a guide on catching any of the bugs I'm your guy, after going around the map 12 times I got a pretty good routine going

[vex-bittys]

How would each of your bitties react to a caretaker who is low motivation due to depression, but wants to do better? How may they go about encouraging or trying to help their caretaker?

*The first step to dealing with low motivation and depression to make the decision that you want to do better! The next step is figuring out what resources are available to help you. Finding support from those closest to you is always a good starting point!

Papython (UT!Papyrus): Low motivation? Depression? Not on his watch! There is no better positivity coach than a Papython, plus he exudes an actual aura of positivity (SMILE EVERY DAY!)

Corny (UT!Sans): he knows how this feels, so he's a good helper, count on jokes and puns to bring you out of the funk with a laugh (let yourself laugh)

Krait (Gaster): Kraits are sweet little cheerleaders who will always have an encouraging or comforting word (It's ok to fail, just don't stop trying)

FireRing (FireRing): being mute doesn't mean he can't encourage you, he will be ready to help you achieve your goals with a big double thumbs up for even small victories (Celebrate small victories)

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): he's a great listener, you can tell him everything that's going on, and he won't judge or criticize (don't be scared to admit when you need help)

Pygmy (US!Sans): when he's not cheering you on, he'll be cheering you up with his silly playful antics (ENJOY WHAT YOU LOVE REGARDLESS OF WHAT OTHERS THINK!)

King (UF!Papyrus): he's a champion of affirmations, and he makes sure you know just how awesome you really are (EVERY DAY WRITE DOWN ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF THAT YOU LIKE, NO EXCEPTIONS!)

Coral (UF!Sans): ok, so he sucks at emotional stuff, but you're going to start finding little gifts and shinies left just for you because he cares (self care isn't selfish, you deserve to have things you enjoy)

Chain (SF!Papyrus): you don't need to say a thing because he shares a close SOULbond with you, cry on his shoulder, rely on his strength, he's here for you (there's nothing wrong with crying, just let it out)

Mamba (SF!Sans): also not the best at this, can't understand why you can't see how wonderful you are, will yell at you that you are amazing and offer to destroy your enemies (DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES Surround yourself with people who care, and ditch the ones who are toxic)

*Each lamia has offered his own advice in bold lettering at the end of their blurb, but I also want to say that if you feel like things are desperate or getting to be too much, don't be afraid to search for mental health care resources. Sometimes you need the extra help, and there's nothing wrong with that either.

[prometheuswounds]

oh my god how the fuck am i supposed to take therapy seriously. they go "oh have you tried just writing down what you're worried about and thinking of solutions? here, have this half-assed handout that has "worry" and "solutions" printed on it!!! it helps soooo much! <3" ummmm idk have you tried extracting your head from your ass ?

[ramonahblog]

Fanfic Titles

Somehow I managed to write like a fanfic trilogy (except the third isn’t quite done) just out of pure self indulgence. 

Titles tend to elude me. The first fanfic’s title is pretty good but isn’t...quite what I want for that story. 

So change it right? 

Except I was re-reading the third one and accidentally did a shoutout to the first fanfic title. And that kinda shit pleases me greatly. 

So now.

I don’t know what to do. 

[unamzi]

I need wings so bad.

Not for the flying bit, just so someone can preen them.

I could stretch them out and puff them up and shake them around....

Puffing up my feathers....

....sigh....

How to shift no glue no borax pls pls pls

Begging crying throwing up on the ground

[bittyfromquotev]

Advice on passing out from someone who’s passed out more than 3 times:

Sometimes there will be false alarms. Your vision will blur or you’ll have black spots. You’ll feel lightheaded or you’ll feel yourself sway. False alarm or not, tell someone you trust or get close to the ground. Whatever works best or is readily available.

Idk about everyone else, but I only ever stay unconscious for a few seconds. I’m fine afterwards (usually). The first time it happened for me, I passed out a minute later, so stay down for a little while until you’re sure enough you won’t faint again.

Go to the doctor's afterwords. Not the hospital, the doctor’s. The exception is if you NEED the hospital. They can most likely help you.

That’s everything I’ve got but anyone who has other experiences can add to this.

[athenawritesandkeepsplants]

absolutely CANNOT draw any complete side profiles. a bit of angle? great! full on staring into my soul? amazing! side profile? evil on earth, ends with a too big chin or forehead or the angles are wrong and just aaaAAAHHHHHHHHhhh

[delightfullygiddy]

when the sibling who doesnt take advice or talks over your advice in gardening, wants to subtly ask if they can have a small portion of the freshly made beds allotted to them.

[cubbihue]

Ok this is gonna sound fun but, did Timmy ever get any advice from "fairy mason" who was his fairy lawyer in the norm the genie episode. It would be cool to see Timmy have a mentor

Timmy practically lived in Fairy Mason's office throughout his entire schooling at Pixies' Academy. He had lots of questions and discussions and thoughts!!!! And Fairy Mason answered every. single. one of them.

Fairy Mason wrote the letter of recommendation to the Fairy Council to let Timmy work so close with Jorgen on Da Rules' policy changes! Timmy was able to hit the ground running by the time he entered the workforce thanks to it. He also quickly made a name of himself as one of the best lawyers of the Pixie Court due to Mason's tutelage!

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[somegrumpynerd]

Bitty update number... 5? 6? Anyway!!

Sorry it's been so long since I updated you guys, work has been really busy and I guess these two have gotten better about staying out of sight. Or out of my sight at least, maybe I should ask my coworkers if they've seen anything? Although, I dunno if they'd be happy with these little guys running loose around here so maybe it's best if I don't...

Anyway, the only one I've been seeing kind of reliably is the horror bitty, who comes and sits across from me when I have my lunch to eat the food I left out. I still try not to say anything cause I don't want to frighten him.

Usually he's the only one I see, but then one day I spotted the little cross bitty peeking around a corner at me! I felt bad cause I was almost finished my lunch so I didn't have much to offer him, but I held out some of my chocolate bar for him anyway in case he was hungry. Well!! Apparently he was!

He came right up to me this time! Granted, he took a bite of the end of it and immediately ran off again, but that's a start right? He's definitely a lot more skittish than the horror one, but I did manage to feed him a couple more times and he seems to stay a little longer before he runs off.

I don't know if he has a particular thing for chocolate or if he's just excited about food because the horror one doesn't share lol

Speaking of the horror one!!

It took me a while to notice but, I guess he's been getting closer to me when we eat? He used to sit across the hall but now he's pretty much right next to me!

Maybe that's why the cross one feels more comfortable? I still don't want to do anything to spook him but he seems pretty chill, maybe if I'm lucky I can have 2 lunch buddies lol

[unfashionably-late-comics]

The best version of Robin is a little sass ball in a cape. The best version of Batman asks a 10 year old for life advice.

This conversation could really be with any of the Batkids, but I drew Jason for his bitty hair curls.

[diwatopia]

★ lovely ; james potter.

info: comfort, james potter x fem!reader, under 1k.

your head nuzzles into james' neck, inhaling greedily. "you smell good..." you sigh dreamily, nails raking the tiny curls at the base of his neck.

"yeah? i took a shower earlier... used that lavender soap you like," he hums while adjusting at the duvet. he huffs softly, unsure whether the cold touch of the wall that digs into his side annoys him more or the small amount of bedding left.

he tugs at the thick blanket as if attempting to get comfortable but you choose to not think much of it. in your mind, he fancies your cuddles, your affection, like he does every day.

after few seconds of finagling and a growing frown of frustration, "can you back up just a little bit? you've left me no space and this window sill is just stabbing my side like mad..." he groans.

you pout slightly, cheeks flushing a soft hue that closely resembles one of embarrassment. "sorry," you reply softly, body rolling over before scooting towards the opposite end of the bed.

"oh, love..." he makes an awfully sweet crooning sound, lips matching your bitty frown as you hug the bunched up duvet in your arms as if wired to cuddle something, to cuddle james.

james sighs, inching closer till your back meets his front. toned arms wrap around your midriff in attempt to apologize further.

"'m sorry, i didn't mean to be all over you." you speak understandingly, barely there and james feels his heart crack into trillions of pieces.

because here you are, being his undoubtedly sweet girl, showering him in your love that it makes his own affection cower next to yours.

"it's not your fault, baby. i dunno' why i spoke that way, 'm sorry." he speak weakly, as if barely noticing his original tone of voice.

you hum, "you seemed like you had a rough day... cuddles always seem to do the trick, but i guess today's different and that's okay." your voice is nothing but a squeak, soft and meek in a way that makes james believe that you'd rather not upset him again.

he's quick to prove otherwise as he showers your nape and cheek with the sweetest of kisses, soft lips against your supple skin.

"i'm not mad, my beautiful girl. you're so kind, always caring for others, thank you for the cuddles!" he lays it on thick, tone drenched in the finest of honey from the most richest of hives.

you giggle as his kisses grow tenfold, thicker fingers tickling at your waist. "jamie!" you laugh, swatting at his wrists with no real defense, more or less for show.

laughter and tickles turn to soft grazes and a love-sick gaze that makes you melt into the sheets like putty.

"why're you looking at me like that?" you whisper, thumb grazing his hairline absentmindedly.

"'cause you're lovely," he whispers back.

"you're lovely," you quip back with ease.

"nuh-uh, sweet girl. you're definitely loveliest." he coos.

★ diwa's notes: haiii this is my first post in ages and i'm super nervous bc ik my small amount of followers are def gone bc this isn't atwow TT this was just something sitting in my drafts so i hope ppl enjoy it :3 (and ellecdc if ur reading this which is a very low chance, ty for ur advice 🤍)

© hobietopia 2024.

[itsabouttimex2]

Hahahah! The little healer stall sign says

itty-bitty-healing-comittee!

Here to heal you today!

Little Healer Headcanons

Sun Wukong, MK, and Mei

(That is so damn cute to think about- lil’ Y/N all dressed up like a mage/nurse behind their stall, but only their eyes peek over the rim cause they’re short af)

The Great Sage personally “finances” your little (probably unlicensed and illegal) stand by scaring off any cop or Karen who wanders by to try and cause trouble. He’s your number-one supporter at any given time, always on standby with a snack or hug to cheer you up.

It’s not uncommon for a client to lean over the side of your stall for a better look at what’s inside, just to find Ol’ Sun Wukong lounging on the ground.

When the king isn’t busy scaring people away by “accidentally” getting into their faces and pushing them around with a strength beyond their comprehension, he’s babying you.

Trying to, at least.

You work so very hard at your little repurposed stall, a handmade banner strung across the top, red crosses and flowers painted on the sides. It’s clear to Wukong that all you really want to do is help as many people as you can, however you can…

“But you can’t do that if you don’t take care of yourself,” he’ll remind, using legitimately good advice as an excuse to drag you off for mid-day snuggles.

The Great Sage will gently force you to practice basic self-care, even if it means dragging you back to Flower Fruit Mountain on his cloud for a hot bath and a cozy nap. Expect him to extend your “vacation” afterwards by asking for help with a few of his monkeys.

He is so, so good to you, in the worst way. A part of him knows that it’s wrong to load you with junk food and soda, but when he sees you all worn out and shaky on that wooden stool you have to stand on to see over the stall, his self-control fizzes out and the Great Sage is bolting off to “buy” you a horribly unhealthy combo meal from the nearest fast food place. (He steals it.)

And when you’re all tuckered out from a day of hard work and a belly full of sugar and grease and deep-fried fat…

Sun Wukong scoops you into his arms and starts the journey home, right back to where you belong.

Oh, how this kid loves you. MK is always lounging around the corner of your wooden street stall whenever he gets the chance, kicking back with a copy of some Monkey King sponsored magazine or playing Monkey Mech on his phone- it’s a great chance to just lounge around and genuinely relax.

And sure, there’s some concern from his friends and family about how MK seems to suddenly be prioritizing protecting a blatantly illegal street stall over his job and work as a hero…

“Saving the city can wait! Y/N needs me to find a rare herb so they can make an antidote!”

Yeah, you definitely come very close to first in this hero’s heart. He doesn’t outright abandon the city, nor will he put you miles above his desire to protect it- but you are extremely close to being the most important thing in his world.

Just… a cute itty-bitty “sibling” that MK can’t help but to cherish. At first.

As the seasons go by, though… you start being a strange sort of living coping mechanism. An emotional crutch. As his anguish compounds and stacks higher by the day, MK starts using you as an impromptu and unlicensed therapist, trauma-dumping whenever you aren’t tending to a customer.

Being too young and naive to shut down these conversations, you can do little more than fidget and squirm while you try to soothe the worst of MK’s sorrows.

And he misinterprets these awkward consolations as genuine care on your part, which leads him to repeat the process again and again and again.

As MK slowly builds himself up, he in turn breaks you down- entirely on accident.

If he knew that the constant barrage of fears and worries were grinding you down, MK would absolutely turn the valve and shut himself off. He’d go right back to closing himself off and shutting up about everything that’s torn a hole in his heart.

But he doesn’t. You don’t know how to tell him.

So on and on he goes with these traumas, head in your lap during a slow day, right when you finally crack and start to cry.

Good thing you’ve got a hero on standby to cuddle your tears away.

Each and every day starts with Mei prepping you for a long day at your “job”, and damn if the dragon girl can’t dote.

Special attention is given to your hair, little jeweled pins clipped into place just to give your outfit a bit of (expensive) sparkle- the motorcyclist believes with all her heart that you’ve earned it.

All your clothes are custom-made in whites and greens so that the two of you match, displaying to everyone around the bond she shares with you. Since your hands are so important to the work you do, Mei avoids giving you rings (and loose necklaces, just in case they get caught) and instead settles for thick golden bracelets (with trackers hidden inside) as a “gift”.

She tends to see you as more frail than you really are, so motorcycle rides are uncommon and uncharacteristically slow because Mei doesn’t want to rattle you.

Expect her to loudly and proudly proclaim “This is my little sibling!” whenever she gets the chance- and Mei will actively try to make this heartfelt delusion of hers a reality.

If you’re got a good home life, Mei imposes herself as an “honorary big sister” to justify all the time spent with you, painting herself as the sort of person who genuinely just wants the best for her community by looking out for everyone’s favorite healer.

But the moment she finds something solid against your guardians, this dragon girl blasts it all across social media to justify dragging you away from them- even if puts you in an awful and precarious headspace.

If you’re an orphan or stuck in a very bad home situation, Mei might just get her parents to adopt you- having a hardworking and adorable mage is not only good for the family’s reputation, but offers them a chance to expand their reach by having you lend a hand to influential and powerful individuals in their time of need.

And sometimes it feels almost like you’re being used, but they bring you back home after the work is done and allow you to rest and recuperate in front of their fireplace with a warm blanket (her mother wraps you up extra tight and kisses your forehead) and a cup of tea (her father pushes it into your hands and smoothes out your hair) before they dim the lights and bolt their lavish doors.

Really, you’re just part of the family now.