#Bitches MIGHT love Lauren.....idk tho

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erm... I think bitches love lauren....idk tho

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LIVE REACTION TO NIGHTMARE TIME EP 1

Idk if anyone would even be interested in reading this but as I was watching the show last night I kept writing down my reactions on my notes so here we are

*this is all in caps idk why just roll with it*

THE OPENING SONG IS SUCH A BOP OMG NICK LANG HIMSELF ?????? MONSTER FUCKER RIGHTS ???? HIDGENS ENTRANCE HOW ICONIC "LUCY IS HAVING NONE OF IT" I LOVE THAT OMG JOEY PLAYING KONK (?) IS SUCH A POWER MOVE I LOVE THAT THE BEGGINING IS JUST TARZAN FANFIC SKSKSKSKS MARIAH IS TEXTING JOHN (?) AND HES LAUGHING SM WE LOVE A COMEDY QUEEN I LOVE THEM USING THE ZOOM BACKGROUNDS SKSKSKS KONK IS AWFULLY CLOSE TO COCK AND I THINK ITS ON PURPOSE ?? SPECIALLY WITH THE LAG I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE SOMETIMES SKSKSKS SOMEONE JUST SAID "TED'S ORIGIN STORY" ON CHAT AND I LOST IT !!!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE ???? HANDSOME LADY ? I MEAN SURE TIGHT JOHN IS LOSING IT FUCK MAN, SAME CURT OMG THAT ACCENT OOOOOOOOHHHH BOY I KNEW IT WAS HER FIANCEE SHIIIIT WE CANNOT TRUST HIM I KNOW THIS !!! "ENTAGLED" SKSKS WHAT SIR HES GAY CHILL OUT WHATS THE YEAR, IT FEELS SO OLD TIMEY "I'D SAY YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR THIS APEMAN" OOOOOOOHHHH DONT U SAY JONATHAN IS A PUSSY BITCH I CAN TELL LUCY JUST DROP IT OH SHE ACTUALLY DID ????? FUCK IT UP BABE

(I JUST ACIDENTALY DELETE HALF OF WHAT I WROTE SHIT, ILL HAVE TO REWRITE IT FROM MEMORY) WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE TRICKING US??? THEY CALLED IT, WHAAAAAAAAT WDYM "PLAY THE PROFESSOR" IS HE NOT A PROFESSOR WHAT ALTERNATE REALITY IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW

ARE THEY GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM WHAT??? SINGING LONDON BRIDGE WHILE CHASING SOMEONE IS MY FAV SCARY TROP HAHAHHA YEEEEESSS "TOOK OFF WDYM" GIRL HE IS HOLDING A GUN WHAT DO YOU THINK "WDYM" WHY DID HE KEEP THE KONK ACT AFTER LUCY LEFT SKSKSKSKS TED WTF SKSKSKS "I DO SOME OF MY BEST THINKING WHEN IM ERECT" HAHAHAHA TED LIKES TO BE A HIMBO THATS GREAT IS HE GOING TO KILL TED ?? AAAAAAAHHHHHH TED HE HAS A GUN PLZ DONT TEST HIM HE HAS ALREADY KILLED A MAN OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK RECAST???? WHO IS TAKING TED'S ROLE ????? OH SO ITS NOT OLD TIMEY AFTER ALL RED SOMETHING???? OH TED'S GONNA PROPOSE IS SHE GONNA SAY NO? SHES GONNA SAY NO RIGHT ? FUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHHAHA WHY IS HE NAKED ??? JAHAHHAHA WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING TED WHAT ? "PROFESSOR SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF" HAHAHAHA PORNHUB PREMIUM ACCOUNT HAHAHAH "OOOoooOOoOoOoOoOohhHhhHh BUT IT IS" FUCK NO DONT KILL HER OOOOOOOOOHHHH TED'S DEAD SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ROBERT'S ACTING IS *CHEF'S KISS* DAMN OH SHIT TED *NOW* TED IS DEAD FUCK HIDGENS IS HERE NOOOOOOOOOOO IS HE GONNA KILL HER ??? OH SHIT OH FUCK LUCY'S CAUGHT IN  A BEAR TRAP WHY ARE PPL SAYING WORKING BOYS IN THE CHAT ??? OH THATS WHY !!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH MINE IS A LITTLE BEHIND IS SHE BROKE ??????? OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT HIDGENS GOT PLAYED THATS ON YOU BUDDY OH FUCK HIM UP LUCY ! BECKY BARNES ????? HATCHFIELD LORE ???? WAS SHE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS HUSBAND IS THAT WHY SHE CLIMBED A TREE APE MAN SHOW UP PLZ WHO IS IT THO ?????? JEFF HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JESUS CHRIST APE MAN YEEEEAAAHHH WOOLY FOOT ?????? IS IT CHUMBY???? OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA YEEEEAAHHH HOW DID HIDGENS KNOW ????? OH IS IT OVER ?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED MORE ;-----; THIS WAS SO GOOD THO OOOHHH FUCK ANOTHER MUSIC NUMBER JAMIE YOU LOOK AMAZING !!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THESE SONGS TO BE AVAILABLR FOR US (IN LIKE 3 YEARS CAUSE IM BROKE SKSKSKSK) HE DANCES THE CAN CAN ?????? OKAY I SKIPPED A BIT TO BE ON TIME WITH EVERYBODY "ARE YOU FUCKKING HIGH????" YEEEEEEEEEAH PART 2 BABEY !!!!! NICK'S HAIR LOOKS AMAZING OMG OH ???????? BILL AND ALICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I MISSED THEM !!!!!!!!! OH THE TEEN ANGST I LOVE BILL SM HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD DEB ????WHY WOULD U HURT BABY ALICE LIKE THIS ???? "I MIGHT NEVER SEE DEB AGAIN" GOD ALICE CHILL OUT LET HER BE A PLAY WRITER BILL CMON "MY BUDDY PAUL" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BLINKY ??? I DONT TRUST THAT AT ALL FUCK NO JOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNN I DONT TRUST HES CHARACTER THO OOOOHHH LOVE DISCOUNTS I DIDNT LIKE THE WORKER CALLING HER PRINCESS THO, SHES BILL'S DAUGHTER NOT YOURS OOOOOOHHHHHH NO OH NONONONOONO BILL IS GOING TO DIE I JUST KNOW IT BLINKY IS EVIL I CAN FEEL IT ALICE NO NO LITTERING WHORE JAMES !!!!!!!!!! ALICE IS ALSO GOING TO DIE MAYBE RIGHT NOW WHO KNOWS BLNKY WTF SHE IS A MINOR WTF AAAAAH I DONT LIKE IT HERE JAMES ILY BUT THIS CHARACTER IS CREEPY AS SHIT I DONT LIKE IT HAHAHAH TIGHT LOVE THEME PARK STUPID SHIRTS "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE FUNNY" HAHAHAHAH DROWSY TOWN ? THE CHAT PULLED MY ATTENTION TO THAT BUT I DONT GET WHY ? IS THIS BAD "I'D FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE" THIS IS SUCH A DAD THING TO SAY OH ALICE CMON DONT SAY THAT BILL CUT IT OUT WITH DECIDING YOUR KIDS FUTURE THATS NOT FUN OH GOD I DONT TRUST THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO "AHOY BOYS AND GIRLS" NO NONONONONO UNCLE WILEY FUCK OFF THE SNIGGLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH "WE'RE THE SNIGGLES DONT BE SCARED" YOU KNOW WHAT SNIGGLES I AM SCARED BUT HELL YEAH SONG TIME OOOOOOOHHH FUCK IT UP JAMES OH ARE THEY GONNA LIKE GIVE THE AUDIENCE A SLEEP INDUCING DRUG OR SOMETHING ??????? "DONT BLINK" AHAHAHA I DONT TRUST THAT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH "GREAT WE'RE DEAD" HAHAHAH THE SONG WAS A BOP THO "WHAT ARE THE SNIGGLES?" GREAT QUESTION ALICE "NOW U KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN I HAD TO SEAT THROUGH DEH" HAHHAHAHA "SEE U IN A SNIG" HAHAHA SNIGGLETTE ???U OKAY BBY??? OOOOOOOOHHH MORE SONGS HELL YEAH I LOVE ANGELA'S VOICE SM THE SNIGGLE PUNS ARE KINDA CONFUSING ME NGL WHY WAS THAT SO SAD OMG OOOOOOOH SHIT OH FUCK THEYRE GONNA KILL HER I JUST KNOW IT OMG "PRAISE THE WATCHER" OH MY GOD PLZ DONT KILL HER "UNTIL HE'S SEEN EVERYTHING" W H A T LAUREN'S VOICE SKSKSK SO CUTE PAPA SNIGGLE I DO NOT TRUST YOU THOSE ARE ALIVE ARENT THEY ????? OH FUCK SNIGGLETTE IS SHE OKAY ????????? "ANGELA R U ALRIGYT" WHAT "SHUT UP JEFF" OH MY GOD I DONT LIKE WHEN THEYRE SELF AWARE SKSKSKSK " U CAN SHUT THE HELL UP LAUREN" HAHAHAHA BILL OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD HAHAHAHAH ALICE IS SO NICE DO THEY NOT KNOW "ARON AROOON" HAHHAHA OH CHURROS I LOVE THOSE THE GIRL SHE DOESNT LIKE ?????? OH NON BINARY RIGHTS LOVE IT "IS THIS A FRIEND OF ZIGS" OH LOVE RESPECTFUL DAD DEB NOT COOL OH ALICE SHIT ALICE BBY IF SHES CHEATING ON YOU THATS NOT ON UR DAD STOP SHITTING ON HIM LIKE THIS "ITS UR MOTHERS FAULT" OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHA GREG AND ALISON ? AND BETH ?? DOES BETH LIKE HER ????OH NOOOOOO GREG NO U SHITTY SON OF A BITCH GOD FUCKING PUNCH HIM OH  NO HAHAHA FUCK NO THEYRE ALL POSESSED ARENT THEY THATS THE TEEN FROM THE MOVIE THEATER HAHAHHA "it lagged ;-; now we wait" A MAN IN A HURRY HAHAHAHHA OH SHIT BILL IS MAD IS HE POSESSED TOO ??????? OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING BLINKY ????????? OH NO OH NO SHES GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK THEYRE GONNA BE FINE RIGTH ??????? RIGHT ???? BREATHING EXERCISES BABY CMON OH NO PLZ DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID BILL NOOOOOOOOOOO BILL PLZ DONT DIE AGAIN I LOVE YOU SM PUT UR SEATBELT BACK ON PLZ NOOOOOOOOO OH THEYRE BOTH GOING TO FALL ARENT THEY OH NO OH MY GOD OH SHIT PHONE IS BROKEN OOPS AWN IM GONNA CRY PLZ LET THEM SURVIVE I BEG YOU NICK LANG OOOOOOOOH TWILIGHT BUT GAY I AM *HERE* FOR IT OOOOOH THANK GOD THEYRE SAFE THANK YOU NICK LANG BILL YOURE SUCH A GOOD DAD OH GOD SHIT ALICE CHILL OUT ITS JUST A PHONE BABE "SHE KNOWS IM WATCHING HER" I DONT TRUST THAT IS *SHE* POSESSED OR IS THIS JUST TEEN ANGST ALICE UR DAD IS TRYING HIS BEST PLZ CUT HIM SOME SLACK OH MARIAH TURNED HER CAMERA OFF OH DEAR GOD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HAHAH I LOVE LIVE BLOOPS OH MY GOD BLINKY IS TERRIFYING FUCK NO DO NOT GET THAT WIGGLY JUNIOR BILL DONT HOW ??????? OH MARIAH IS BACK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ??????? WHY CANT BILL GET THE MALLET THING DONT TAKE IT YES SMART LAUREN ? SKSKKSS WHAT MADAM IRIS I DO NOT TRUST YOU WHAT ?????? IS THAT ALICE'S PHONE ???? BILL DONT GET SCAMMED OH ITS AN ALL SEEING IPHONE ALICE CHILL PLZ IS HE GONNA DIE ????? PLZ NICK DONT DO THAT ALICE DONT DONT KILL UR DAD 49.95 AGAIN BILL PLZ TRY ANOTHER GAME JAMES DAMN THATS RUTHLESS BILL WHAT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT REAL ???????? IT CANT BE ??????? OH ITS NOT REAL ARE THEY MAKING THEM HATE THEIR FAMILIES AND KILL EACH OTHER ?? A TENDER KISS ON THE CHEEK FROM A DEMON HOW NICE GUYS PLZ JUST GO TO THERAPY I BEG U WHAT ARE U GONNA DO BILL? KICK HER HEAD ??????? (SORRY I HAD TO) BLINKY'S FUNHOUSE THAT SOUNDS WARM AND COMFORTING THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF NOT UR SEED FIGHTING IN THE MIRROR PART OF A FUN HOUSE IS ALWAYS A GOOD HORROR MOVIE TROPE OH FUCK ARE THEY GONNA WAKE UP OH FUCK PLZ WAKE UP ESCAPE THIS ALIVE YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH OH SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM ISNT SHE ????? SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM I JUST KNOW IT HES AWAKE SHES NOT IS BLINKY GONNA KILL THEM ?? OOOOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK I KNEW IT OH HELL YEAH ALICE FUCK IT UP ARE THEY GONNA DROW ?? OH NO OKAY DID THEY SURVIVE ???? IS SHARED TRAUMA GONNA SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SKSKSKKS THEY SURVIVED !!!!!!!!! THANK YOU NICK LANG (AGAIN) WAIT HOW DID SHE GET HER PHONE BACK ? OH MADAM IRIS DID GIVE HER PHONE BACK AWWNNNNNNNN ALICE THIS ONE HAD A HAPPY ENDING YAY WELL IG THE OTHER DID TOO BUT NOT FOR THE CHARACTERS WE KNEW

THIS WAS SO GOOD I LOVER STAKID !!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WISHED I WASNT BROKE SO I COULD PAY FOR THE NEXT ONES KSKSKSKSK WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO DO YOUR REACTIONS FOR THE NEXT ONES !!!

I HEARD GREG AND IT WAS CRAIG SKSKKSSK OOPS

*from this part on is reactions from after the show when starkid was answering questions from the chat*

YEEAAH VOTE FOR BIDEN HELL YEAH STARKID

"THE WITCH IN THE WEB" WEBBY ???????? DO WE GET TO SEE HANNAH AGAIN ?????

A THEORY ON TUMBLR FROM REDDIT ON A INSTAGRAM ACC ON YT OH MY GOD SKSKSKSKKS

THE STORIES ARE CANON !!!!!!!!! THEORIES LETS GO GANG

STARKID FANS WHO CAN DONATE TO STARKID PLZ DO I WISH I COULD DONATE TO THESE TALENTED PPL G O D

I WAS CORRECT IT WAS KONK WITH A K

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE YES!!!!!! WORKING BOYS !!!!

"NICK LANG IS A BOSS"

MARIAH: SAYS FUCK AS ALICE ALSO MARIAH: GEEKED THE *FREAKED* OUT

TIP JAR HAS BEEN OUT FOR 11 YEARS HELL YEAH

HOW TF DO YOU SPELL ZIGGS BTW

OOOHHH THEYRE FAKE THAT MAKES SENSE OK NOT FAKE COMFIRMED BUT PROBABLY FAKE LETS HOPE DEB DIDNT ACTUALLY CHEAT

"WELL I WAS BORN IN 1989" HAHAHAHA

BECKY CLIMBED WHILE RUNNING FROM HER HUSBAND I FEEL LIKE THATS WHAT THATS ABOUT

OH GOODIE I GET TO WATCH THEM LATER IDK WHEN BUT AT LEAST IK SOMEDAY

BLINKY VS WIGGLY

OH CMON NICK I WANTED TO KNOW ;-;

THIS WAS SO NICE I MISSED THEM ;-;

[langst-wins]

the last thing i'm gonna say about voltron, unintentional queerbaiting, and major s8 plotholes, and then imma shut up and let y'all be free from my long bitch ass s8 posts so we can get back to regularly scheduled klance fanfics & fanarts

yes, they queerbaited us with shiro as rep. not in the sense that he wasn't queer but in the sense that they hyped us up for his relationship with adam, made us think we were gonna see an adashi reunion, and we ended up getting like 90 seconds top of LGBT content over the entire series.

no, I highly doubt they did it intentionally. yes, they did admit they fucked up and apologized several times. yes, I appreciate the apology and I understand that they're human beings and people make mistakes and overlook things sometimes. like they said, they never meant to make anyone feel baited. they really thought they were going to get a good response. lauren called voltron a "learning experience" in the open letter to the fandom after s7. I think she meant learning experience in general ofc but I think she also meant they've learned how to and how not to do LGBT rep in a show.

but I will absolutely be taking any promises of LGBT rep from lm and jds with a grain of salt. i will absolutely be watching their future works from afar and not getting myself too invested until the series ends and I can watch it as a whole while knowing what to expect.

I dont think they MEANT harm but y'all...they fucked up. they know it, and they apologized. it shows maturity that they apologized in that open letter after s7 and at the final nycc panel, and again, I appreciate that.

but I would rather they have not said anything about LGBT rep, ever, and just let gay shiro be a nice surprise. then, the minimal rep we received would have been wonderful and a nice warm surprise instead of a huge disappointment. it was only a disappointment because it didn't live up to the hype they made for it. and I know the hype was partially due to marketing they had no control over, but it was absolutely partially them, too.

they didn't promise LGBT content in LoK and canon korrassami ended up being a nice surprise even though it was minimal. that was how they SHOULD have done shiro's sexuality if they knew it was going to be a small thing. I would rather they have kept their lips zipped about LGBT, not announced gay shiro ahead of time, and just it be what it was when seasons 7 and 8 came out.

again, I dont think the bait was intentional, but it was bait all the same.

you are not crazy or too sensitive if your feelings are hurt/you feel baited by this show. you are not a shitty person if you just dont trust them right now. dont let people tell you otherwise. it's okay to take a step back from their work and wait to see how their next show plays out before you get involved.

i really do love voltron, even though s8 was confusing af, seasons 1-7 were LIT. I enjoy bits and pieces of s8 but mostly it was a let down. not only because of rep, just because a lot of things didn't make sense to me and a lot of the problem solving just felt way too convenient.

like I feel like every conflict in the plot was resolved way too easily and/or in ways that didnt make sense. and I feel like most of the characters' futures in the credits didnt really match up to those characters personalities. specifically lance, hunk, and keith.

lance staying on earth with his family, spreading allura's message to carry on her legacy? makes perfect sense, valid af. lance becoming a farmer? not so much. I feel like he would have been better suited as teaching classes as a pilot instructor at the garrison or smth similar. altean lance still gave me whiplash and left me confused af but he looks so damn 👌👌👀👀🙌🙌😭 with his cute ass altean marks that I'm just gonna let that one go for the sake of aesthetic.

hunk becoming a chef? not ooc necessarily but I feel like he would have been better suited as a diplomat. y'know. ambassador to earth sort of thing.

keith aiding in recovery efforts and being a humanitarian (...alien-itarian...? idk). okay let's be real we all knew this edgy boi has a soft ass heart. I think hes just mature enough now to let his walls come down and not be afraid of caring ig. which is sweet and nice and all. but I feel like he wouldnt...JUST be doing that. like he would still want the battle and the adrenaline and the badass mf fight sequences. that's kinda his Thing.

shiro marrying a rando? I would have preferred adam to not die and them end up getting back together once shiro returned to earth. i just feel like there was no reason to kill off adam? shiro has already suffered so much, what was the point? but i'm not gonna hate on curtis bc we dont know jackshit about him and for all we know he could be a bombass dude. shiro looked happy tho and it's better than him being forever alone so I can hesitantly accept that ig. but on one condition and one condition only: their ship name must be shirts. if their ship name is not shirts then I dont want it

allura's death was pointless. i havent seen anyone disagree with this one so far. her life was full of suffering and then she died. like can we all just agree she was done dirty and it was entirely unnecessary.

dont come @ me with "you just dont like s8 bc your ship wasnt canon"

that's not it at all.

they could have made this season so amazing and still not have made klance canon. they could have left me disappointed in no klance but still happy because the finale made my heart go dynamite BOOM. I could have ended the last episode with no canon klance and still been smiling because the plot was bitchin' and the characters were all alive and happy.

but they didnt, so I wasnt. it just...wasnt a good season. it had good aspects, yes, but as a whole? meh.

season 8 was poorly handled. it really was. it had so much potential to end with EVERY character having a positive ending and still have an actual satisfying conclusion to the war. I know they wanted to show how heavy and serious and heartbreaking the war actually was, but you can make an emotional, heavy finale without killing off a main character and leaving her main character love interest lonely and grieving. like im sorry killing allura and leaving lance sad and lonely was not necessary at all to the plot it just flat out wasnt. they did those characters dirty and they did allurance shippers even dirtier.

allurancers cheered seeing their ship canon then had it ripped out from under them and my heart honestly grieves worse for my allurance and allura stan fam than my klance fam. they did y'all so wrong and i'm sorry it had to go down like that.

sheith shippers got fucked over when all that development and relationship and growth culminated into basically nothing in the final season. like as a broganes stan even i was taken aback by the sudden radio silence between them so I cant imagine how let down actual sheith shippers feel.

us adashi shippers? obvious. adam's death was not necessary. and dont tell me it was to show the heaviness and realness of death in war because vld does NOT have a track record of dead characters staying dead. they could have at least gave us some mild development with shirts (lmfao im so sorry but shirts) and let us see more of curtis as a character. like...literally just two 60 second scenes would have been nice. they could have easily fit that in.

us klancers got fucked over by unnecessary parallels to canon ships. they could have made it a cute platonic friendship in s8 and let us enjoy it and proceed to enjoy fanon klance without all those blatant parallels to shay/hunk that just left us confused. and the parallels in earlier seasons. like why did you have to make so many parallels to romantic moments and romantic tropes if it was platonic. why did you have to go and do that. what was the point.

s8 could have ended in such a way that shippers of every ship in the fandom were satisfied with the finale because their faves were treated right and the plot was fire. it had so much potential in the first half and could have been so damn good.

it wasnt though. the entire thing was so confusing and nothing about it felt like vld. It feels like a spin off or a reboot. I dont like s8 as a whole and I doubt I ever will. it might grow on me in time but I'll never fully like it, y'know. everything about it felt so tilted and off and just wrong.

but it really just be like that sometimes ig.

[homosociallyyours]

6, 22, 23 and 25 🥰🧡

Thank you Eve!!

6)  three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible)I care **a lot** about lyrics, so that’s what makes me hate the following songs. They make me angry and they glorify awful, shitty behavior. And btw the last two songs are ones that played regularly at places I used to work, which meant I heard them...all the fucking time. Ugh. Honorable mention to LFO’s “Summer Girls” bc the lyrics are so asinine that the first time I heard it I thought it was just a really long Sprite commercial. 

-Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke: can you hear me gagging rn?? not even linking this trash song. fuck rape culture. -Elusive Butterfly by Bob Lind: man turns into a spirit to creepily creep on the girl he likes. what? -Watching You Sleep by Bleu: yes, this IS a song about standing outside someone’s window and watching them sleep. The only good thing about this song is that my ex and I would sing it if one of us needed to pee while the other was in the shower, substituting “pee” for “sleep.” 

22)  three songs you listen to when you’re sad When I’m sad I wanna cry it out. I rarely listen to pep me up music, and would much rather just roll with the ache. I have a mix of songs that I made when I was really depressed and these three are highlights. But like, in a good way. 

In the Picture by The Julie Ruin: for when I’m sad about past relationships and general weird co-dependency shit. Trouble by Cat Stevens: I first saw Harold and Maude when I was maybe 9 years old, because my grandmother liked Cat Stevens and weird shit. I can’t hear this without thinking of Maude’s death scene. This Year by The Mountain Goats: I know it’s trite, like this is everyone’s “I’m depressed and kinda don’t think I’ll live but GODDAMN IT, I am **really** trying! to! make it! But yeah. It works. 

23)  three songs that never fail to get you pumped upThese songs make me dance or wanna dance or just make me feel ALIVE! The latter two have been songs that I had sung instead of the birthday song because they pump me up and feel like elemental energy songs. (seriously tho, fuck the birthday song, it never sounds good and it’s generic af! pick a song that feels significant and play it! ppl can sing along or not) 

I Don’t Feel Like Dancing by The Scissor Sisters: I wish the video to this song was a party full of people looking bored af and slowly being infected by a wild ass gay dancer moving past them til the whole place is shaking! Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen: How can you be down when you sing “I’m a sex machine, ready to reload, like an atom bomb about to oh-oh-oh EXPLODE” ???!!!! You can’t. Or I can’t, anyway. This was my birthday song for 3 years I think. Girl Almighty by One Direction: That kicky little beat! The bizarre but empowering lyrics! The idea of floating thru the room on a big balloon! HAVE ANOTHER TOAST, bitches!!! YES! This was my birthday song this year and I think it might make it to my 40th/The Meg Gala. 

25)  three favourite songs of 2017SO. The trick to this is that there were some great 1D solo songs that came out!! BUT if I use one I’ll feel I’m neglecting the others. So they’re off the table. I had to google songs from 2017, time doesn’t work in such a way that I can single out certain years anymore. 

Love on the Brain by Rihanna: HOLY SHIT WHAT A TUNE!!! idk what else to say about it? I love a song that feels like it’s slow, sexy, and powerful. She’s going for the thing she wants even though it’s bad, and that’s so unrelatable for me but I can’t even care bc it’s RIHANNA???What Ifs by Kane Brown ft. Lauren Alaina: I stumbled across this dude listening to spotify country station mix, and he was singing a song about his small town and I was like, “haha, that sounds like my small town!” And then he referenced something in my small town and it turns out he’s from there?? And then I found this song, which is a duet with a girl my family has known since she was a child (they had a CD she made when she was 8 singing standards). It also includes one of my favorite lyrical tropes: “it’s our last first kiss.” DAMN, it’s good. Praying by Kesha: Ooh, a song that will truly rip your heart out in a gorgeous way. And the song (and album) that she deserved to put out!  LISTEN i know nobody else wrote an entire novel on these 3 song things, but I did??!! 

[dohertywrites-archive]

rules: answer all the questions and tag 20 other blogs [ tagged at the end of the post tagged by: @kazbrekkerwrites

last:

1. drink: water 2. phone call: my mom 3. text message: linh lmfao 4. song you listened to: DOPE - bts 5. time you cried: friday??? 6. dated someone twice: nO THANK U 7. kissed someone and regretted it: kiiinda? 8. been cheated on: nope 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: i gueess?? ? ? 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: like... ONCE, that’s it tho

3 favorite colors

12. black 13. pink 14. teal

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: yes!!! 16. fallen out of love: err... i guess? 17. laughed until you cried: yes lMFAO 18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah 19. met someone who changed you: nah 20. found out who your friends are: yes lmfao 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: noooope

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: lauren bc she my parabaetai....... das it 23. do you have any pets: two puppers! 24. do you want to change your name: yes and no??? 25. what did you do for your last birthday: VEGAS 26. what time did you wake up: omg at like 9 am i was proud of myself 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: coding smth 28. name something you can’t wait for: this rp to open!!!!!! i need it like air 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like this afternoon lol 31. what are you listening to right now: let out the beast - EXO 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i mean probably 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my fUCKING EYES 34. most visited website: tumblr...... jcink 35. hair color: brown 36. long or short hair: long hair 37. do you have a crush on someone: i mean i might be in denial abt two people but....??? no? do fictional characters count???  38. what do you like about yourself: i’m rly nice and friendly! 39. piercings: ears and nose 40. blood type: fbi is this u 41. nickname: too many 42. relationship status: single pringle (4eva yo) 43. zodiac: taurus

44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: lmfao don’t kill me but supernatural 46. tattoos: i gots 2 and they’re both friday the 13th tattoos  47. right or left handed: righty 48. surgery: HELL YE 50. sport: show choir is still a fuckin sport 51. vacation: ITALY.. PLEASE 52. pair of trainers: pair of what

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: ice cream bitch 54. drinking: water 55. I’m about to: clean out my drafts 56. waiting for: it to be friday again 57. want: to not work lmfao 58. get married: eventually! 59. career: author author author author

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: hugs.... i love cuddles 61. lips or eyes: oh mAN... eyes?? lips? BOTH 62. shorter or taller: TALLER 63. older or younger: same age or older idm 64. nice arms or nice stomach: fuck...... i like abs tbh 65. hookup or relationship: relationship! 66. troublemaker or hesitant: can i get a happy medium???

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: never lmfao 68. drank hard liquor: hell yeee 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: omg both all the time 70. turned someone down: yeah lmfao bye 71. sex on the first date: nope 72. broken someone’s heart: TIMES THREE LMFAO 73. had your heart broken: hahhaahhaahhhahaha 74. been arrested: hell no 75. cried when someone died: yeah 76. fallen for a friend: story of MYYY LIIIIIFEEEE

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: hell fuckin no lmfao 78. miracles: yeah 79. love at first sight: yes tbh 80. santa claus: santa claus is fuckin REAL OK, i sAW HIM 81. kiss on the first date: i.... guess??? 82. angels: i want to??? i’m not sure

OTHER:

84. eye color: blueeeee 85. favorite movie: like feel good movies??? spaceballs and the newsies ALWAYS cheers me up instantly. other than that idk

tagging: anyone who wants to do it!

[autumn-flick]

202 Things ABOUT ME

Quiz here; http://autumnflick.deviantart.com/art/2-202-things-about-yourself-15472843

Your real name: Piper (false) Age: Twelve - Eighteen Height: 5′2″ Natural hair colour: Dark brown Eye colour: Blue with central heterochromia (yellow) Skin color: So white could be Snow White Glasses/contacts?: Glasses, blind AF without them Piercings: I had my ears pierced once, until there was a blood clot in my ear. Tattoos: Not yet, I plan on getting a few Braces: Yes. T-T - bottom and top, they’ve really improved my face, tho. Mannerisms: According to my mom, I mumble. I have a deepish voice? It sounds different in my head. Other distinctive markings: Two birthmarks, a mole on my left temple (hidden by hair, thank gosh), and various scars on my arms and legs FAVOURITE Colour: Red or purple, I can never decide. Band: Who has just one favorite band??? Hidden Citizens or Skillet Video game: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, yo! Movie: Assassin’s Creed OR Captain America; the Winter Soldier OR Star Wars; The Force Awakens! Book: The Bible Food: ... Cheezits, apples, pretzels or... chocolate Game on a cell phone: Pocket Frogs CD: N/A Flower: NIGHTSHADE Scent: Man cologne. Animal: Arabian horse... or... wolf Comic book: N/A Cereal: Chex Website: dA Cartoon: Rick and Morty DO YOU Play an instrument?: I can play a couple of notes on the ukulele Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Probably Like to sing?: Love to sing Have a job?: Sorta? Have a cell phone?: No, don’t need or want one Like to play sports?: Ehhh, no Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: NO [forever crying] Have a crush on someone?: Yes, but he’s fictional and would kill me Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: No. Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: NO Have any special talents/skills?: Probs, not, I’m a lameo. However, I can sign language Exercise daily?: I jiggle my foot a lot. Like school?: Hate it, yo. CAN YOU Sing the alphabet backwards?: NO Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes? Is this even important? Speak any other languages?: I am almost fluent in SIGN LANGUAGE, know a bit of spanish, german and french Go a day without food?: Probably not, I’m fat AF Remember your dreams: ALL THE TIME Read music, not just tabs?: Errr, no Roll your tongue?: Yeppers Eat a whole pizza?: Probably. HAVE YOU EVER Won something in the lottery?: No [so sad] Snuck out of the house?: No Lied to get out of trouble?: YEs [oops] Had a computer crash?: YES, who hasn’t? Gotten lost in your city?: Err, no, I am great with directions Seen a shooting star?: NO [so alone] Been to any other countries?: NO [so stuck], however, I hope to go to England next year Had a serious surgery?: Tonsils? Stolen something important to someone else?: NO [I’m so nice] Solved a rubiks cube?: Nah Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes, I am a lazy mofo Cried over a girl?: Yes, my best friend. Cried over a boy?: All the boys who reject me Kissed a random stranger?: Heh, no, I could get hepatitis c Hugged a random stranger?: NO Been in a fist fight?: Not yet, I’m waiting for it to happen Been arrested?: No Done drugs?: NO Had alcohol?: YEAH BOI Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yeppers Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: It sounds fun, but also tiresome, so, no. Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Nah, I bet it’s gross Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: NO Swore at your parents?: Kinda... Kicked a guy where it hurts?: I want to. Been to a casino?: Yep. Ran over an animal and killed it?: Yes [poor sweet creature] Broken a bone?: NO, I’m careful Gotten stitches?: No... I don’t believe so

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Hell nah. Made homemade muffins?: NO Bitten someone?: YES Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: NEVER GOING THERE Burped in someone’s face?: OF COURSE WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU Brushed your teeth: A couple days ago, I know, I’m horrible. Cried: Five days ago, I believed, I was rejected Went to the bathroom: Not too long ago Saw a movie in a theatre: Errr, when I saw beauty and the Beast, a week or two after it came out Read a book: Lol, in a very long time Had a snow day: Wot? You have those? Had a party: NEVER Went to a doctor: When I had bronchitis... like, a month or so ago. Tripped in front of someone: Can’t recall Went to the grocery store: A week ago. Got sick: A few months ago, yo Got cursed: IDK Called someone: I don’t, people call me. DO YOU PREFER Fruit/vegetables: Fruit Black/white: White Lights on/lights off: With what?? Lights on? TV/movie: TV Body spray/lotion: Lotion Cash/cheque: Cash Pillows/blankets: Oi... blankets Headache/stomach ache: Headache Paint/charcoal: Paint Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican Food Summer/winter: Summer Snow/rain: Rain Fog/misty: Misty Rock/rap: Rock Meat/vegetarian: MEAT ALL THE WAY Chocolate/vanilla: Either or Sprinkles/icing: Icing Cake/pie: Cake Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries Ocean/swimming pool: Swimming pool Cookies/muffins: COOKIES, I am the cookie monster Wallet/pocket: Wallet Window/door: Errr... WINDOW Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: WHO? Pink/purple: Purple Cat/dog: Dog, of course. Tho I would be a cat if I was an animal Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short sleeve boi. Pants/shorts: SHORTS Winter break/spring break: WINTER Spring/autumn: AUTUMN Clouds/clear sky: CLOUDS Moon/mars: Moon Questions/Answers: Questions, so I can answer them War/Peace: WAR BITCH (lol, no) LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP Do you believe in love?: Duh?? Love is a choice? What's the most important kind of love for you?: Huh... puppy love, lol. No, the kind of love you have for your best friend Have you ever been in love?: Not really. Been close to love?: Yes If you have, with who?: My crush, Sam Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Yep. AFTER he pointed it out Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Yes? Are you in a relationship?: NO If so, for how long?: NO Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Of course, but it might not always be romantic love What is your idea of the best date?: Ugh, going to dinner at a fancy place and then going to the beach at night where we sing together and dance with one another in the waves What was your first kiss like?: It was a dare and I was like.. eight or something. Very bland How old were you when you got your first kiss?: Six through eight (mind you, I was dared to kiss my neighbor boy, Dylan.) Do you think love is worth nothing?: Wait, what? Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: Ugh... I dunno If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: NO. [sad, cry] Have you ever been dumped?: Yeah, sorta Have you ever dumped someone?: NO, I’m too wimpy. I... Am: Fat Want: to be skinny Need: to find a mate Love: writing? Evil dudes. MUSIC Hate: politics and people Feel: dull Did: eat? Miss: Sam Am annoyed by: Humans, people, barking Would rather: die Am tired of: humans Will always: love music MISCELLANEOUS What is your favourite genre of music?: Who has just one favorite? What time is it now?: 9:02 AM as I typed this How much money do you have right now?: IDK, sixty dollas Are you hungry right now?: Yes, but I don’t need to eat What are you doing right now?: Writing this/finishing up a character Do you like parades?: NO, too man humans Do you like the moon?: Yes What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Finish my character If you could have any magical power what would it be?: The gift of flight. Or to control my own mind. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE Funny?: I do Cool?: No Pretty?: NO Sarcastic?: Yes, everyone knows this Lazy?: Yep Hyper?: NO Friendly?: Ehh, sorta Evil?: Of course Unforgettable?: NO Smart?: NO Strong?: NO Talented?: NO Dorky?: YeAh BOI WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD High: low Lonely: alone Pen: pencil Flower: petal Window: door Psycho: me Brain freeze: wot Strange: Doctor Sassy: Lauren Suffering: dogs Art: mine WOULD YOU EVER Sky dive?: MAYBE Run away?: I debated it, but probably not Curse at a teacher?: NO [I’m very nice and evil] Not take a shower for a week?: GROSSS NO Ask someone out?: Hell no Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Yeah Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: I think I would Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yeah! Sounds like fun, so long as I am not alone. Go scuba diving?: Ehhh... I dunno Write a book?: I already have, and it sucks. Assemble a computer?: No, not smart enough for that. Become a rock star?: Hell no [horrible stage fright] Have a long-distance relationship?: Yes Marry someone you don't know?: To save the world, yeah LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH... What kind of computer do you have?: acer... What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): IDK Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Family only How many posters do you have in your room?: zoro Who else should take this quiz?: Anyone who wants