#Bitchassbucky’s yay-2k celebration

[bitchassbucky]

drabble?? car sex w tfatws!bucky

congrats on 2k love🥺🤎🤎

car sex makes my armpit sweat jhfksjdhf i hope you like it! and thank you so much!!!

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“It’s so tight in here.”

“I could say the same about you.”

You’ve been skirting around with Bucky for months now, trying to find stolen moments and unaccounted time. He’s more relaxed now, especially with you. And yet still rightfully reserved to most people. Your friendship was… focused more on the benefits so to say.

Bucky shifts from under you, the car seat creaking as he guides himself between past your folds, your wet heat engulfing him, “fuck—see, you’re so fuckin’ tight.”

He’s got a filthy mouth so you slant yours against him, swallowing each and every moans that he lets out. Bucky Barnes is a vocal man.

You sink down further, burying him deep inside you before rocking your hips carefully as to not arouse any suspicion from the outside. Sure, the car’s windows and windshields are tinted dark and you’re in the middle of an abandoned parking lot. The half-eaten midnight burgers and fries forgotten on the front seat.

“Are you sure no one would see us?” Worry laces your voice and Bucky takes it as a challenge. He snakes a cool metal finger between your bodies, prodding and circling your clit—making you choke on your own words.

He beams with pride (cockiness even) as he uses his strength to bounce you up and down instead—making the car shake, making you whimper even more. “They pardoned me, I’m sure we can—oh, fuck—talk our way out of this.”

“Bucky, I’m—shit—being serious.” As much as you want to get comfortable with Bucky inside you—hell, you’d take a couch right now—the mental image of you getting arrested for public indecency is making you sweat, and not in a good way.

He stops moving and looks up at you with the crease forming between his eyebrows, “okay. Okay, sorry, we can stop.”

You climb off his lap as he tucks himself in back to his pants, sighing a quiet sorry.

Then an idea forms, “I actually live close here. Do you wanna-- maybe, if you want to. I mean--” You started to babble and Bucky leans forward, pressing a kiss on your temple.

“Crash at your place?” He finishes your sentence for you.

A small nod followed by a smile caught Bucky’s eyes. The small act of getting close to you is showing through, making his stomach clench on its own.

“And you didn’t convince me to drive five more minutes?”

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[babyboibucky]

2K SLEEPOVER HERE WE GO!!!!!!

I CAN’T THANK YOU ALL ENOUGH FOR THE FOLLOW, SUPPORT, LOVE AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!!! 😭

I only started posting my fics like last earlier this year, around February I think??? I am overwhelmed at the feedback and wkjdksdjslsj idk I suck at this. I’m just so happy to have made TONS OF FRIENDS that I truly love and cherish, my anons included 💖

Anyway, this milestone means a lot to me so I want to have a sleepover to celebrate it!!!!

The sleepover will be from today, May 21 to 23 (Friday to Sunday) so you can participate at your own convenience. Do take note that I’m in the GMT+8 timezone 😌

I’m gonna keep it plain and simple, send in asks related to anything from the list below!!!

All posts related to this will be tagged bee’s 2k sleepover so you might want to filter it as things might get a lil’ bit nasty 😈

SEND ME ASKS:

Would you rather (go crazy!)

FMK (literally on anyone— moots, non-MCU people, etc)

Ask me any personal question (I’m tryna stay lowkey ‘round here but I’ll still answer to the best of my abilities lmao)

Your nasty confessions/sexual fantasies

Send me a kink and I’ll say yay or nay

Top 3 anything (movies, characters, kinks lol, porn???)

Assumptions about me???

Who would you FMK (CEO!Bucky, College!Bucky, CleanRockstar!Bucky)

I’ll try to respond to all asks related to this until the sleepover ends! (Please don’t hate me if I fail to answer yours akdkskskls)

Tagging my fave people around here because I love you all ajkcnjaknc @bitchassbucky @sarge-barnes-sir​ @borikenlove​ @whoth3hellisbucky​ @lokiscollar​ @belladonnabarnes​ @blackberrybucky​ @buckycuddlebuddy​ @bibbidibobbidibucky​ @uncensored-steve-the-platypus​ @thefallenbibliophilequote​ @lil-stark​ @suchababie @lookiamtrying​ @mostly-marvel-musings​ @scarlet-natasha89​ @winter-soldier-vibes​ @certainaesthetic​ @buppybucky​ @the-invisible-queer​ @solarsystembitch​ @xhollycowx​ @sebastianruinedme

[bitchassbucky]

crack concept tingz with dumb!reader and bucky where she's giving him a handjob and he was on the verge of cumming when she runs outside to catch kuya taho 🤠🤠

i misread this as blowjob so i'm sorry. i hope u likey.

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Ever since you put on that goddamned pink, sparkly, fucking-sticky lip gloss, all Bucky wanted to do was to push his dick inside your mouth.

“Staring is rude, dude.” A sharp quip slips past your lips and Bucky thinks he’s about to pass out.

He strides forward then, using his long legs to close the short distance between you. The tension palpable in the living room, the air thick with need.

Looking up from your phone, you arch your eyebrow, making a face that you know will drive him crazy, “what?” Your pink-tinged lips curl up to a sly smirk and Bucky’s cock twitched and stirred under his sweatpants.

He knows what you’re up to—lounging around his shirt, mismatched socks, swiping your finger very so often over your glossed pout—”I need your mouth on me now.”

Bucky expected you to giggle and tease him more, as you usually do. What he didn’t expect was you immediately pulling him by the strands of his gray pants, pulling them down in the process.

“And here I thought you’d never ask.”

So, yes, it turns out that you want to ‘paint his cock pink and sparkly.’ A filthy litany uttered like a prayer before sinking his length down your warm mouth.

Bucky, being Bucky, took a couple of pictures from his view. Your cheeks hollowed as you suck nearly half of him, the textured skin speckled with glitters and gloss and all things you.

Electricity crackles up his spine and down to his limbs as you fondle and grope his balls, making him twitch and leak a significant amount of release onto your tongue—which you proudly show him, earning you his own spit.

A telltale sign of Bucky Barnes cumming is simple: his thigh muscles will clench.

Nearing his own slice of heaven, Bucky grunts; holding your head close to his pubic bone but then—taho!

It was faint at first.

Taho!

And then it got closer.

But Bucky got farther. And farther. And farther away from his climax as you bolt right up, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand while sprinting to the kitchen to find the biggest mugs in the house.

He sighs in defeat and tucks himself back into his pants, “there’s some change in the bowl by the door, babe.”

“I know!” Your form zooms past him, clutching two mugs while some of the coins clatter down the floor.

Opening the door, you let out a holler to the taho vendor, “kuya! Dalawang taho nga po!” The man proceeded to put down the heavy cans on either side of his body. You meet him halfway, already excited for your afternoon treat.

Bucky watches you fondly, leaning up to the doorframe. His mind already crawling back to the ring box he hid amongst the socks.

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

translations:

taho is a Filipino food that's made of soft tofu, sweetener (arnibal), sago (kinda like tapioca pearls but smaller)

Kuya (in this context) can be translated to sir or mister.

Dalawang taho nga po! = Can I please get two servings of taho?

[bitchassbucky]

can we get for mean!fuckuboy!bucky where he gets jealous of the reader being with another man…? angst plus smut 😵‍💫

GOD I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS SKDFHSDJ congrats on getting the most coherent drabble of tonight sjdfh

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The streetlights shone bright, casting an orange glow to the pavement below as you walk home after a long workday. Your bag slung and clutched close to your person, hopefully deterring prying hands.

Your phone buzzed once, twice, and then thrice—you’ve made a mental note to check on your messages and notifications once safe at home. Looking far and wide, your eyes met a familiar form.

Him.

Your pace quickened, legs moving faster than your brain, did he forget something?

Once you were close enough, you saw him—leather-clad and blue. His eyes matching the sky, dark blue, waiting, dotted with multiverses and stars.

“You weren’t answering my texts,” Bucky says, weaving himself through your complex’s gate; striding with purpose.

Reaching your first-floor apartment, you take out your keys, opening the heavy wood without so much as a word.

“D’you hear me or did he already fucked your brains out?” The rhetoric question hangs in the air like a thick blanket; fresh and dripping with malice and venom.

He wasn’t supposed to see you out, he wasn’t supposed to see you. Period.

Not at least outside of your bedroom after having sex. Because that’s what you are to him, a warm place to stick his cock into.

So you grit your teeth, dropping your bag to the floor and keys to the bowl, “fuck you.”

Like a predator, he grins mirthlessly, his pink tongue darting out to wet his lips, “would you like to?” Another question that didn’t need an answer, “tell me who was he first.”

You know that Bucky won’t leave without an honest answer, “he was my ex, okay? Wanted to patch things up with me.”

His humorless chuckle echoes between you and the front door, you stay rooted at your spot, the inside of your shoes digging into your soles as they stay firmly planted. You don’t want to feel comfortable, just not yet anyway.

“What did you say?”

Your jaw ticks—mostly in annoyance, a bit because of his jealousy showing through the facade, “I said yes.”

Bucky lunges forward, caging you in as his fist collides with the hard wall beside your head, “bullshit!” He bellows, and for the first time since two minutes ago, you catch a whiff of his liquor-laden breath.

“Go home, you’re drunk.” You shouldered him out of your way, toeing your shoes off before retreating into the kitchen to grab yourself a drink.

Your ears pick up the sound of a zipper and a belt becoming undone and then the heavy thud of jeans and buckle hitting the floor. Walking back into the living room, you find Bucky already passed out on your couch. Despite yourself, you drape a duvet over him.

—

The next morning crawled by, the clock seemingly stopping every few seconds. Usually, your mornings offered you some kind of solstice before the day gets busy. The mug gets filled, the plate gets the eggs and the bacon.

But not today.

Bucky was still in your apartment, groaning every few minutes to let you know that he was awake and in need of attention. His legs dangled over the armrest, sock-clad feet almost reaching the floor.

So you went over to the couch, kicking the underside of it and making him jolt awake for real. “Why are you still here?” It’s your turn to ask.

“I need you.” He says, draping an arm over his eyes to shield away from the brightness seeping through your curtains.

Shaking your head, you kick the couch again, and again, and again, “get the fuck out of my apartment, Bucky. We’re done.”

“Is it because of him, huh? Couldn’t let your pussy handle someone else’s cock?” Even hangover, Bucky still had the upper hand. As much as his tongue was skilled in making you come undone, it spits out blood and venom when it’s not inside you.

You had no energy to deal with him. Not today.

—

“Fuck! Faster, faster-- Bucky!” In under twenty minutes, he got you on top of him, bouncing on his cock with your tits on his face. Your velvet walls squeezing him tight and close.

Wrapping an arm around your waist, he flips you on your back, your head hitting the armrest of your couch.

He doesn’t care then and he wouldn’t care now.

The new position allowing him to piston into you as he grips your hips tight, leaving indents of nails and fingers into your flesh. Branding you his for the meantime.

You were supposed to be at brunch.

You were supposed to be patching things up.

You were supposed to be anywhere but under him.

The coil under your belly disintegrated, no longer pushing you off the edge. Your mind was elsewhere, your eyes glassy as you realize that you were wrapped around Bucky’s fingers.

His hips stuttering into sloppy strokes as he releases deep inside you, his warmth leaving your body as he pulls out, wiping himself clean with his discarded shirt before tucking himself in.

“Why didn’t you tell me anything about him?”

“You don’t deserve to know me like that, Bucky. No one does.”

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

I probably already know your answer but I love your rants about him so FMK

@babyboibucky CEO! Bucky

Charles Blackwood

Destroyer Chris

FORNICATE charles blackwood - i see u my little unhinged white boy, he likes gardening and he's a lil weird (also kinda problematic but)

MARRY-NATE destroyer!chris - I WAS SO SO SO WRONG ABOUT HIM. i was initially scared of him hfjkdfhsdk but like now i'm just COMING AROUND LOVING THIS AESTHETIC and he's a SWEETHEART. 10/10 rough seggs with him and then greasy food after

K-ASSASSINATE @babyboibucky's CEO!BUCKY I'M GONNA SEND a fUCKIGN TANK AFTER HIM—NOT A MILITARY TANK NO A FUCKING HUGE WATER TANK TO FLATTEN HIS HUGE FUCKING EGO

thank u for sending this and i love u

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

Hi pookie and congrats on the 2K. I’m gonna do FMK (kiss because murder bad)

Goatee, dirty Bucky, and chris evans character from snowpiercer Everett?

Don’t hate me! 🤣🤣🤣💖💖💖

talley, baby!!!! thank u and i agree, murder bad

fuck curtis everett in the shower HDJWJSJJ OKAY HEAR ME OUT he is SUPER GRITTY AND GRUNGY

marry 🤢!bucky bc under that crust, he is my beloved (no touching until he bathes though)

kiss g**tee!bucky so i can distract him and shave the devil off his face

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

Top 5 porn categories 😌😌

ETHAN GKSDJFGDSJHF

1. verified amateurs my beloved

2. is audio porn a category

3. facesitting/cunnilingus lmfao

4. rOUgh SEGGS especially the ones from bradham8 on PH AJSDKSHJKDSJDKSJ

5. monies hitting my bank account

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

WOULD YOU RATHER SCISSOR ME OR SUCK ON @borikenlove’s TIDDIES 💦💦💦💦

why choose when i can do both

simultaneously

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

WAIT I DONT REMEMBER IF I SAID THIS OR NOT BUT CONGRATS ON 2K KAYE BAE!! SO PROUD OF U BAE!!! <3

Anyways, let’s do your top five first celebrity crushes for you 2K challenge hehehe 💗

char!! thank you so much and i'm so sorry for answering this sooooo late - i love you!!!!!

inka magnaye (filipina v.o artist!!)

samira wiley :D

megan fox (especially in TMNT remakes hfdsjhf)

miss lucy liu!!!!! what a Woman

zooey deschanel!!!

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

top 5 snacks??

(be prepared, you shall get ask spam bc I wanna)

OHHHH um okay

1. fruit cups and/or fresh fruit cuts (currently going crazy over yellow watermelon)

2. mini cookies

3. popcorn!!! the sweet kind and the buttery kind

4. plain nacho chips

5. mangoes

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

Do you accept unsolicited shipping opinions because I ship you with Bucky! I think you’d make a good couple🥰

this is so sweet but i think we’d make good fuck buddies than a couple

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

Same CTRL anon, how do you write dark characters?

i'm thoroughly convinced that i just fell in love with u

CTRL!reader: the analysis

basically unhinged characters tbh

starting with season 2 of YOU (Love's storyline), i grabbed bits and pieces of her character and patchworked it into CTRL!reader. i also took Jackie/Megan's (What Keeps You Alive) personality fkdhfkj

although i feel like, CTRL!reader gives off Amy Dunne's (Gone Girl) vibes too. especially with the scheming and stuff like that.

oh and, my dark characters usually have a fucked up POV of "I'm doing this for your own good", "I'm doing this because I love you", "YOU made ME DO this", and "I'm doing this because I'm a Good Person, this is what Good People do"

maybe i'll write a dark character that KNOWS that they're evil but right now, i really love this character work i have!

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

FMK

Mob!bucky

Nomad Steve

CEO!Sam

fornicate Nomad!Steve - the dude has a lot of spent up frustrations and i would be more than willing to help him out

marry-nate CEO!Sam, i'm gonna be the best fucking housewife for this man

k-assassinate Mob!Bucky and make it look like an accident

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

I know you know this but…

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

i love you too!!!!!! so much!!!

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

my favorite fics are right here, angel words, truly, can't imagine my existence without them😌

REBECCA STOP YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY IN A GOOD WAY

i love u v much <3

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION

[bitchassbucky]

FMK Band!Alianova, Buchanan, Me - baby sis

im breaking out in STRESS HIVES

fornicate band!ali :))))))))) no thoughts just hot girl in band

marry-nate you but like platonically

k-assassinate buchanan - sorry dude

BITCHASSBUCKY’S YAY-2K CELEBRATION