#Billy... my rat pookie

[marmadelin]

"I swear I didn't know the explosive would make the floor give way!!"

Artfight Attack for @borderlambs ‼️‼️

[myfandomrealitea]

Nothing brings me joy more than simping ridiculously obnoxiously over "evil/bad/wrong/complex/villain" characters just because people can't understand the concept of enjoyment not being the same as condoning.

"How can you like Homelander?! He's a fascist racist murderer!"

Who?? My pookie? My Homie? Homelander?? He's my cinnamon son. Never done a thing wrong in his life.

"Billy Hargrove is an abusive racist who deserved to die!"

Billy Hargrove for President 2024. My BarbieBabygirl has never sinned since the day he was born. He crimed? Instant innocence. He's too pretty for jail.

The moment you try to shame or attack or harass me because I enjoy fictional evil little rat bastards I swear to god I will make promoting them my life mission.

Except Joffrey Lannister. Even in this den of sin we don't go that far. #justiceforthedirewolvesofhousestark

[the-hasegawa-fan]

hey. so. um. im really sorry to any tetro fans. im sorry to von, and wada va... and billy la bufanda...

WADA MASANARI X BILLY LA BUFANDA❤️❤️

(this is a crack fic contructed by me and ppl on tetrocord)

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Wada Masanari woke up in his familiar room, his rubber room, his rubber room with RATS. When suddenly... HE SAW IN THE CORNER... a... *anime gasp*.. FAMILIAR FACE..?? (like his familiar room)

"Mira, que tu haces?" The familiar voice said.. as he approached Wada cutely (cuz he's not like the other girls🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺)

"OH MY GOD..! IT'S BEEN SO LONG POOKIE BEAR...!🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸✨✨✨✨I missed my favourite queefer" Wada exclaimed with excitement as he laid eyes upon his one and only ✨neck garment✨

"Tu eres rarito, no? Como que pookie bear, cara de coliflor?" Billy la Bufanda said as he grimaced handsomely 🤫🧏‍♂️

"G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-good heavens...! i-i-i-i-i-i didn't know you felt that way booboo bear🥰🥰🥰"

Wada approaches the ✨neck garment✨ with specific..... heh........𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼...... in mind.

Billy la Bufanda raised a finger to Wada's mouth, shushing him...𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂...🤫🧏‍♂️❤️

"No te atrevas, triple hijue puta~" After saying this... Billy La Bufanda fled the scene..! FLYING OUT THE WINDOW..!!💔💔💔🔪🔪🔪⛓️⛓️⛓️

"N-N-N-N-NO..! BILLY SENPAI🌸🌸...... COME BACK...! I-I CAN'T 𝐿𝐼𝒱𝐸 WITHOUT YOU... ITS JUST SO....𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖉.. heh.. like my soul..#brocken🥹🥹🖤🖤🔪⛓️⛓️✨💔💔"

Wada Masanari crode himself to sleep... maybe this was his origin story...... heh... his 𝓒𝓐𝓝𝓞𝓝 𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓝𝓣...

Wada smiled slightly... because he knew this was all just a setback... a setback in his journey to become the hybrid princess.

CONTRUCTED BY: CAM, ELLIOT, FUZZY, GAY GUY #7, SILLYFUCK

@acefanaticyaps

[stanheightis]

what is your opinion on william loomis ???? what about stuart macher ???

did you say.. w-william loomis?!? GAH!! so scary.. im shivering in fear..

i’m the leader of the billy loomis hate club.. sorry! that greasy pansy ass mamas rat boy is just!!! he’s my number 1 opp FOR REAL.

no hate if you like him btw!! i am almost just joking

HIS BOYFRIEND ON THE OTHER HAND… stu 😊😊

I LOVE STUART LEWIS MACHER!!!! hes in my top 10 favourite fictional characters ever, hes my silly little pookie who i js love sm 🙁

ive literally spent HOURS talking about stu with YOU, tumblr user @liverralonee, like the fixation went HARD. like we came up w so many hcs im kinda sad i didnt write them down as we went cuz there is SO FUCKING MANY!!!!

stu also introduced me to matthew, who’s literally one of my favourite actors in the world, so i have a bit of an emotional attachment to him

all jokes aside, theyre both really well-written characters, and even though i’m billy loomis’s #01 hater in the world, i can TOLERATE him for stu.

[rzyraffek]

Ok so like, billy Lenz when he first ever gets any form of physical touch from a lady (I just feel like this man would have some of the weirdest but sweetest reactions)

Pookie... I made very smiliar post already! If you go on my blog and search for slashers, it will be there somewhere😊😊 but maybe I got some new ideas😈

She/her pronouns, sfw, Request open

Fluffy time with Billy Lenz

Dude isn't used to nice calm touch, dude immediately thinks you up to some sexy stuff

Guy never really had cuddles :(

If you play with his hair, he will hiss

Turns into cat and falls asleep on her lap

After finding out how calming and warm cuddles are my man will turn into cuddlebug

100% purrs

Kinda shocked she acually likes him so much. Girlies usually yell or bonk him when he's in 10meter radius

Will be worried that if he holds her hand he will sweat and she will be disgusted :((

Also he sweats alot (also please take bath with him, hes silly)

Doesnt like hair combing, will litteraly hiss bite and run away

When he was in attic he loved lisening to all drama and girls talking shit on eachother. So if s/o gossips/talks shit while on phone with her friends, he is lisening

Paints her nails

Loves to lay on top of her and just snooze

Doesn know how to use an oven

If s/o has a dog/cat/another animal litteraly idc it could be a pet rat or something, if this pet bites him he will bite back.

Twitter user

Yall call eachother wacky nicknames (good examples/ideas: rat, spawn of satan, gobin/gremlin, blorbo)

Once he went inside the fridge to spook her

Fell down of stairs for attention (he acually got hurt and regretted it)

Believes in zodiac signs