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With the title of Champion of Magic came a lot of work. Separating a couple of Cyclopes or dragons, participating in peace talks, reviewing petitions and participating in court hearings. And that's just to keep the peace in the magical community. Billy didn't expect this kind of work at all!
The heroes were used to Marvel sometimes disappearing for days or even weeks, to him bringing piles of papers to the Watchtower and burying himself in them until the night. Or when he mumbled incoherent nonsense about fairies and leprechauns.
Hal: Cap, are you free tonight? We were planning on going to a bar tonight.
Marvel: Sorry, but I can't go with you, I have court today.
Hal: Wow, what happened.
Marvel: A dragon is suing a knight for breaking into a palace and stealing his bride.
Hal: What?
Marvel: Bye.
Batman: Captain, you've been gone three weeks. What were you doing that took so long?
Marvel: Does a treaty between the elves and the dwarves to end a centuries-old feud count?
Batman: I want a report on that.
Marvel: Not now, sir, I need to review the lawsuits filed against the fairies.
Superman: Captain, you need to take a break.
Marvel: I'll rest when I'm dead. But even in death, I'll have to work to keep this world from falling into the legal hell of the wizarding world.
Superman: Marvel, I'm worried about you.
Marvel: And I'm worried about how that pack of werewolves managed to cross into vampire territory and stay alive.
Diana: Hermes? What are you doing here?
Hermes: Just helping the Champion, of course!
Marvel: Did you figure out what kind of people you need to find?
Hermes: Don't worry! I'll get them for you even from Hades! Now go get some rest, Champion!
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