#Big bro Griff bullying his lil bro

[iceywrites]

The Asheiji way of life

Top three times boss's lover saved us (from boss)

In our recent post, boss's lover came to know that we accidentally threw his natto away because of a certain second-in-command we know (🔪) and since then we haven't had his brownies. Boss, for some reason is having the time of his life seeing the distance between us and that dessert grow further apart.

Anyways, here we go.

#3.

Both of us, as in NY Cones, were asking for a day off because we wanted to go on a date. But we didn't tell anyone about our romantic status because we wanted a little private time. We asked boss's lover to cover up for us. He did it without blinking an eye. He also gave us some money for the date. We love you so much ❤️

#2.

Boss hates pumpkins and because we are so shitty, we bought him some pumpkin spice lattes. Boss's lover came to know about that. He baked pumpkin pie to pair up with the beverage. The best part was that boss actually liked it. He still doesn't know about it but we're hoping that when he does, boss's lover will save our ass. Please 🥺.

#1.

When we got our own kitten, we hid it at boss's place for a while till we properly learnt it how to nourish her (from boss's lover, of course). He's a natural. Boss doesn't hate animals but he was still trying to fight with from the fact that his lover loved their dog more. Why did we leave her there? Because we didn't have the best place to keep her then. Till date, boss's lover has kept it a secret from boss. (We are once again requesting you to save our asses. Please 😭)

To summarise it, boss's lover is the sweetest person ever. He has always taken care of us and helped us when we needed it. We love you so much and we're very sorry for the natto 😭😔 if either of us could cook, we would have made it for you.

Comments:

dontmakeanarniajoke said:

You hid an entire cat at our home??? AND PUMPKINS??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?

sadpoemsandletters replied:

My partners' son saw this. He now knows that you are afraid of pumpkins. I'm sorry little brother but I'm pretty sure you're going to be sent a lot of pics of pumpkins from either or all of our phones.

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

@sadpoemsandletters YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU ASSHOLE

yutlungapologist said:

OMG YOU GUYS ARE DATING?! THAT'S SO CUTE UWU

pineappleheadman replied:

I need to wash my eyes now that I've read this

nycones replied:

uh thanks ig

yutlungapologist replied:

MY BF WROTE THAT I WOULD NEVER WRITE THIS KINDA SHIT YOU FUCKERS

skippingrope said:

@dontmakeanarniajoke they literally just wrote a love letter for your lover

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

@nycones YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?!?!

pineappleheadman replied:

Aw boss getting jealous. So cute uwu.

nycones replied:

We literally just have buy a pumpkin boss

sadpoemsandletters said:

@dontmakeanarniajoke say nya

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

What the fuck does that mean???

sadpoemsandletters replied:

Just a cool thing to say

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

Why should *I* say it???

skippingrope replied:

Cause you're not cool boss

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

Excuse me?!?!

pineappleheadman replied:

Then say it and prove your coolity

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

Never say that word ever again

nycones replied:

Just say it boss

sadpoemsandletters replied:

say it

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

... Nya?

sadpoemsandletters replied:

Not here. Say it out loud.

[Ash whispers nya]

skippingrope replied:

I'm sitting beside you boss yet I couldn't hear it

pineappleheadman replied:

Yeah bro you gotta be louder than that

sadpoemsandletters replied:

I'm sitting in front of you yet I couldn't hear a thing

nycones replied:

We're a safe distance away from you yet we couldn't hear a thing

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

Why do I feel like y'all are tricking me into something

norinorinatto replied:

Please 🥺🥺🥺

[ash screamed Nya]

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING???

pineappleheadman replied:

Everyone say goodbye to boss's brother. Boss is strangling him and his brother is too weak from laughter to defend himself.

nycones said:

@norinorinatto can we please have our brownies back 🥺 we're extremely sorry about the natto 😔

norinorinatto replied:

Yeah ig

dontmakeanarniajoke replied:

@norinorinatto before you make a decision, you must know that these two threw you NoriNori t shirt away because they thought it was a dirty cloth (I'm still angry btw)

norinorinatto replied:

WHAT???

nycones replied:

Boss why 😭😭😭