#Big John disappeared for almost a year searching for El Dorodo and finds it within days of reconnecting with John B
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So Big John drags John B to Charleston in search of the church where the priest of the San Jose was buried with his belongings, with the hopes of finding the other half of the gnomon. And yet, Big John was inexplicable blind to all the clues and John B had to point out every single thing while Big John had a meltdown.
Big John: No, no, no, no. The church should be right here. Whereisitwhereisitwhereisit---
John B: *Looks up* *sees a sign poster that says the church burned down and all the items were moved*
----LATER IN THE SAME EPISODE----
Big John: The box is empty! no,no,no,no,nononononononono---
John B: *Looks around* *Sees another box labeled 'Church Misc Items* *Looks inside* *finds the other half of the gnomon*
#I finally understand why it took big john 20 years to find the Royal Merchant Gold and only took John B---and his friends---5 episodes#Big John disappeared for almost a year searching for El Dorodo and finds it within days of reconnecting with John B#Im sensing a trend here#and its that big john isnt actually that good of an explorer#obx#outer banks#big john routledge#john b obx#john b routledge
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