#Bidwell and scout are brothers

[hop-a-lot]

[richardoelks]

"I didn't know you could draw"

[honkshoo-zzz]

BROTHERS!!!! cause i said so :) (i like them a lot)

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[tf2-plus2]

Employee Profile #113

Employee Profile for; Jeremy Michael Reinier Scout

Age; 18, but I have a feeling he's younger and didn't want to say so.

Hair; Dusty Blond/Sandy Brown

Eyes; Aqua Blue

Blood Type; A Negative

Height; 5'11"/180.4 CM

Weight; 171 Lbs/77.5 kg

D.O.B.; June 23rd, 1943, but again, I question this.

P.O.B.; Boston, Massachusetts, United States

Class; Scout

Job; Rapid Recovery

Background Information; I have been able to verify that he was from Boston. It appears his older brothers helped him train and learn to fight, which explains his very unorthodox... fighting style. While certain information from him I do call into question, such as not knowing his father or his age, he has learned some very valuable hit and run tactics from his older siblings.

Weapons; Mister Reinier prefers his newly acquired "Scattergun" from Mann Co, claiming it reminds him of "Michael's shotgun practices". He also seems adept with a variety of slide based handguns. However, his most preferred weapon is a... baseball bat. He did leave several remarkable holes in the training area with it, though, so perhaps it is not a useless weapon.

Notes; Perhaps one of his most useful skills is his apparent immunity to food related illnesses which was made apparent when he reached for a nearby can of Bonk! that was marked to be thrown out and did not need medical attention. However, the radiation did have an interesting effect in causing his natural speed to become enhanced. He also has somehow learned to jump off of thin air to give him an extra reach for high places, and due to his brothers frequently beating him to fights, has increased his natural speed greatly. Hopefully, his very apparent Dyslexia does not cause a detriment, as he mixes up larger words easily.

Hiring Date; [REDACTED], 1961

[textingtroublesanswers]

Can we get an update on the “pretty woman™️” of tf2 :]

(Pauling, Zhanna, Bidwell. Bidwell is included cuz he’s bbg)

Miss Pauling looks up from her paperwork & stares at you, "Bidwell? You may want to retract what you just said. I'm not responsible for any Saxton Hale-related damages caused by the misgendering of his staff, unintentional or not. I'm only responsible for any damages caused by misgendering that are related to the mercenaries. I am still trying to settle a case of the BLU Pyro blowing up a court house. Not that the lawyers inside didn't deserve it, but it's still more work for me."

[tf2fansderogatory]

one of my favorite scout hcs is that red scout and blu scout are brothers

oh real, combined with Bidwell also being their brother- he’s constantly fed up with their Endless Shenanigans and RED and BLU are constantly either fighting or working together to cause Endless Shenanigans

but at the same time, all three of them know that they have each other’s backs when they can. RED and BLU teams combining for a wave of machines Gray Mann sent ? you know for a fact that the Scouts are working together, they actually end up with very few injuries because of how much they’re protecting each other. if Bidwell’s stressed about stuff, he can always rant (without revealing classified info) to one or both of the other two. they have the kind of dynamic where one second they’re giving each other Smissmas gifts and the next they’re all fighting for god knows what reason. Bidwell wins ofc

sibling love fr fr <3

[catgirlscout]

I freakin' love Saxton...He used my body to fight a yeti once. It was awesome!

double post for you . Blows a kiss. Mann co hours

[homkamiro]

have u seen the Bidwell is Scout’s brother headcanon? what do u think of it?

Oh yeah I've seen a lot of works from @/hop-a-lot and man I love em!!! I love these comics sm and I absolutely adore this hc, something about two completely different brothers working on a same guy gives me funny brainworms

I want to believe that Scout is that one dumb sibling that opens the door does stupid dance or makes a mess and then leaves not closing the door and refuses to elaborate

[prettyboypistol]

Random TF2 Lore Headcanons

Scout was bullied throughout his time at school for being skinny and short (he was a rough 5'4" for like 3 years then shot up over his 17 y/o summer)

Soldier has paranoid personality disorder and is vaguely aware of it, but delusions got hands (can confirm lmao)

Heavy cares for Scout the most and provides a big brother role. He caught Scout drunkenly crying about missing his Ma and his brothers and Heavy couldn't help but sympathize. If anyone goes too far messing with Scout, they deal with Heavy.

I've said it before in other places but Spy smokes weed and makes personal edibles.

Before he was a sniper, Mick was a wandering backpacker over the world to "find himself". He's probably done shrooms once or twice during a hippie concert.

Engineer's guilty pleasure musician is Tom Lehrer. He'll never let anyone know but he enjoys the upbeat macabre humor.

Saxton Hale, the Administrator, Spy, and Miss Pauling know that Casper Bidwell and Jeremy Roberts are half-brothers.

Speaking of Bidwell and Jeremy, they have a semi-strained relationship. Bidwell was a shouter growing up and didn't understand why his brother "acted like that" (undiagnosed dyslexia and ADHD)

Medic actually does worry about the health of his coworkers, but empathy is weakness and weakness gets him back in college. Broke, miserable, and drafted into the war against his will.

Pyro likes the Beatles and has a massive collection of dolls, records, and posters.

Soldier accidentally is good friends with a lot of rocker celebrities- apparently everyone loves his party vibe. (Solly has done cocaine, thought it was mid :/)

Demoman is going deaf and has begged Engineer to give him hearing aids. He's terrified of not being able to hear his mom when he's at home.

Pyro is an amazing kisser but nobody will ever believe you

Engineer and Spy begrudingly attend fancy galas together (Dell is personally invited because he's a famous genius and Spy usually has a contract kill there regardless)

[beepartcollection]

i dont follow that headcanon of Bidwell and Scout being brothers, however i do think if they were that'd make Bidwell a fellow massachusettsian, and after seeing that miku countries trend i wanted to draw him as such. they got groceries at market basket and now they're at south station to go back to mom's

[hop-a-lot]

What if Bidwell appears in Jungle Inferno

[wisteriaiswriting]

Scout Headcanons

Words: 326

Meet his brothers (+ Bidwell) and other general hcs

Jerome - 1927 [41 years old] - Brother that retired from the army.

Francis - 1928 [40 years old]

Michael - 1930 [38 years old]

Thomas / Tom - 1933 [34 years old]

Matthew / Matt / Matty - 1934 [33 years old]

Ralph -1934 [33 years old]

Nicholas / Nick - 1939 [29 years old]

Jeremy - 1941 [27 years old]

Honorable mention - Bidwell - 1933 [34 years old]

Jeremy ‘Joan’ Bowyer (Misheard Joan as John once and has run with it since.)

He’s one of three siblings that don’t look like his mother at the first glance. (Matthew and Ralph)

Although most of his personality traits take after her.

Absolute mama’s boy, 100% canon because I said so.

Had deadly allergies as a child which, luckily calmed down as he grew up. (It’s nuts, used to be all types but it’s shrunk down to just cashews.)

For someone like him he understands French weirdly well, meaning he will talk shit in French and then become surprised when Spy joins in.

Can somehow understand some German words, (Only the basic and simple words) due to the amount of time he spends with Medic. (Who is constantly swearing under his breath.)

It’s scary at how quiet he can be when he want’s to be, or just him not even realising. (Freaks the other’s out when he just… appears.)

Absolute spitting image of Spy. (Scout is oblivious and Spy despises it and him so much for it.)

Learnt how to bake from his ma and is the best at it. (Out of the mercs, never gonna be better than who taught him.)

Can’t make anything else though. (Only pyro trusts Scout’s baking so the others have no clue how good he actually is.)

Automatically is the team's annoying younger brother, not arguing about this.

He always wanted a pet as a child but was never able to get one. (During ceasefires he’ll occasionally go missing to bother nearby stray animals or animal shelters, taking the dogs for runs.)

ADHD mf

[honkshoo-zzz]

Ladies and gents, I have done it. The first Saxwell-centric fic posted to ao3. I’m honored, honestly. Hope you enjoy ;)

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Team Fortress 2 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: saxwell - Relationship, Mr. Bidwell/Saxton Hale Characters: Saxton Hale, Mr. Bidwell (Team Fortress 2), also some made-up people Additional Tags: saxwell, tf2, Fluff, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Mild Angst, Mild Hurt/Comfort, idk if it really counts as hurt/comfort but im counting it, Workplace Relationship, Workplace Sex, Drinking, ugh tags are hard, Oral Sex, Skippable Sex Scene, like it's marked so you don't have to read it, If you don't want to, uuhhhh, Non-Penetrative Sex, Kinda, otherwise mostly fluffy, nothing crazy either, mr. bidwell is scout's brother, only a vague allusion to that though, I think that's it - Freeform Summary:

Mr. Bidwell has been working for Saxton Hale for a long time, and he knows his place, and how risky it would be for him to fall for his boss. However, after Bidwell drinks himself silly, Saxton finds himself developing his *own* feelings. Will he be able to figure out what those feelings are? Will Bidwell be able to give in to that vulnerability he's been protecting for so long? Who knows! Definitely not me...

[theunusuallee]

Figure I'll actually start posting on here so uh, have a Bidwell is Scout's brother dump

[tf2-bhs]

fun facts about the most important characters for the AU

Scout: Every teacher knows him as _____'s little brother. No exceptions. Is always treated with suspicion whenever they discover his surname.

Soldier: He and Demo always try and summon a ghost whenever they have a sleepover. He's trying to convince Merasmus to come along for one of them, as he believes with his super cool wizard powers they'll finally make contact with the undead.

Pyro: They write almost everything in a glitter gel pen

Demo: He gardens extremely well, and reads poetry. (He’s especially fond of Robert Burns’ work, and has a tendency to burst into recitals whenever he’s drank a little too much)

Engie: Has not been seen since 25/7/XX

Heavy: His bedroom used to belong to a young girl, so he's got model weapons next to a mural of My Little Pony characters. He can name all of them.

Medic: He has somehow tamed all of the seagulls at school. He is the seagull man.

Spy: Doxxes people online for fun, or to get back at them for arguing with him online (keyboard warrior), and he once doxxed Sniper without knowing.

Sniper: He streams on 'Itch'. He’s weirdly popular, but he doesn’t show his face or have a microphone. It’s just five hours straight of someone getting perfect headshots (Until he's backstabbed by a certain someone.) He also looks almost identical to the Assassin in BB2, who he mains. The only difference is that the Assassin has much longer hair

Miss Pauling: Colour-codes her notes and organises them extensively instead of revising her subjects.

Administrator: Shows up every 4 years at Christmas time and gives lavish and not at all personalised gifts to her grand nieces and nephews, before vanishing into the night.

Saxton Hale: Used to be the PE teacher while his dad worked as headteacher. He was GODLY to have on your team.

Bidwell: He paints in his free time, and posts his art online

Charles Darling: Head of the posh boarding school at the area. There’s been an intense rivalry between the Darlings and the Hales for quite some time.

Zhanna: Has a massive collection of plushies

Grey Mann: like 95, and has an 18-year-old daughter somehow. And is also still working???

Olivia Mann: Homeschooled for most of her life, but went to Darling Boarding School as a semi boarder for year 11.

Merasmus: Rarely wears eyeliner but always manages to get the perfect wing whenever they apply it.

Scout's mother: She gets almost everything from Facebook marketplace, charity shops, and Vinted. Furniture, clothes, appliances, everything. Also a massive temu victim.

Chevy (C!Heavy): Ooh he's mysterious - mickey

Beatrice (C!Pyro): Her old school ws set on fire. Despite almost everyone knowing that it was Beatrice, it could never be triased back to her.

Greg (C!Demo) and Greg (C!Scout): They are in all of the same classes and also share a last name (Smith), so it gets confusing at times.

Ross (C!Soldier): Does cadets with Soldier, and plans to go straight into it after secondary school

Virgil (C!Sniper): Like Mundee, he will and can headshot you 10 times in a row on Band Bastille 2.

Fred (C!Engineer): Before the summer he was mainly just good friends with Virgil, who was a part of the 'Classic' friend group before he fully joined at the start of year 11

Matt (C!Spy): No one knows why he doesn't go to Darling Boarding School, as his parents are quite posh.

Steven (C!Medic): Was one of the nicest students in school before he left, no one really knows why he hung out with Chevy or any of that gang in fact.

if you want anyone else, just comment them. ill reply, probably

[catgirlscout]

Hello dear fellow tf2 enjoyers. Have you recently craved for a ridiculously passionate, drawn-out, self-indulgent and at times horny, Fantasy AU of your favorite old men (and Scout and Pyro)? Including magic, wizards, dragons, knights with fancy swords and armor, having sex with said knights, found family, vampires and other mythical creatures. Oh boy, then do I have the FanFiction for you. Read The Fortresses (Medieval Mercs AU) on Ao3!!!!!!

Anyway Schleichwerbung aside, I would be really happy if you would check out my fanfic. There's some sketches and the map from the world building. I am putting a lot of work into it and I am very, very much in love. It's mostly for my own self enjoyment, so the updates are kinda irregular but the chapters are relatively short and easy to read. I just posted the newest chapter (Chapter 3) and I have a set outline for at least the next three chapters. Also, there are some really cool ships in this. The main ones are BLUDemo x REDScout, REDSniper x BLUSpy, REDSpy x BLUEngie, Heavy x Medic, BLUSniper x BLUScout, Soldier x Merasmus, Saxton Hale x Mr. Bidwell, Administrator x Miss Pauling. And there's even a bunch of OCs (mainly Scout's brothers) and children of OG mercs. There is to say there will be smut in this fanfiction, which will be relevant to the story and I don't know how explicit it will gonna get. But looking at my notes there will definitely be some SniperSpy, HeavyMedic and SoldierMerasmus fuckery in earlier chapters. And most definitely SpeedingBullet and Saxwell in the later ones as the story progresses. So yeah...hope anybody is looking forward to that. I sure am. In the meantime I also have a lot of other fanfics finished and actually exactly 20 wips currently. I lack any sort of self control. Help!

That's it. Enjoy your day!

Btw the map was made with Inkarnate. I literally put my whole Scoutussy into that map, it took like 9 hours to make. But it was completely free because I am a cheap whore.